Your own death row and scheduled to be executed in 12 hours - what is your last meal?

[Anonymous No.8567340]

When the warden asks you to make your order for the meal you receive shortly before your execution, what do you choose?

[Anonymous No.8567360]

>>8567340
the sweet taste of freedom.

[Anonymous No.8567361]

A Wendy's Triple combo with Dr.Pepper, No Ice.
Like three McDonald's Large Fries with a 20pc McNugget.
And a large Pizza Hut pepperoni pizza.

[Anonymous No.8567395]

>>8567361
do you think you'd have the appetite to eat all that?

[Anonymous No.8567398]

an ld50 dose of cannabutter

[Anonymous No.8567400]

For me it's the McChicken.

[Anonymous No.8567402]

For me it is the McChicken

[Anonymous No.8567408]

>>8567395
Doesn't really matter if I don't, does it?

[Anonymous No.8567415]

Probably be too freaked out to eat anything.

Maybe something sloppy so I shit myself and leave a big mess somebody would have to clean.

[Anonymous No.8567437]

>>8567340
a cigarette and a picture of the judges family.

[Anonymous No.8567446]

>>8567437
I'd probably want some beer, cigarettes, and just some cheap shitty pizza.

[Anonymous No.8567449]

For me it's the McChicken

[Anonymous No.8567455]

Crawfish etouffee

[Anonymous No.8567458]

For me it's the McChicken

[Anonymous No.8567476]

I refuse a last meal out of spite.

If possible haunt everyone involved.

[Anonymous No.8567483]

>>8567340
Fried cyanide please

[Anonymous No.8567490]

>>8567340
I ask for Fugu just to fuck with people

[Anonymous No.8567495]

>>8567476
they just make you the traditional steak dinner and no one will think you're cool or edgy.

[Anonymous No.8567499]

One of everything.

[Anonymous No.8567501]

>>8567455

Bard?

[Anonymous No.8567506]

My dad's good old garlic black pepper chicken.

[Anonymous No.8567510]

>>8567340
Interestingly, the people that steadfastly proclaim their innocence to the point where the trigger is pulled, never take a last meal.

You really think we haven't executed the innocent? Take a gander at what countries have the death penalty. We're in very good company.

[Anonymous No.8567511]

Toasted cheese and french fries from a greasy diner that also sold fishing bait. it's what I would order after dad and I closed up the family lake cottage on summer weekends.

[Anonymous No.8567513]

>>8567510
if this anon ain't gonna have a last meal can I have his???

[Anonymous No.8567517]

>>8567340
One celery

[Anonymous No.8567865]

>>8567517
Why not a leek?

[Anonymous No.8567906]

A french fry stolen from the judge bro

[Anonymous No.8567944]

>>8567408
If you don't eat it all you have to pay extra

[Anonymous No.8568019]

Hot dog without condiments
A bag of pork rinds
raw onion

[Anonymous No.8568022]

>>8568019
Leave the smelliest corpse, not bad

[Anonymous No.8568117]

>>8567944
what are they gonna do if you dont, kill you?

[Anonymous No.8568120]

>smoked salmon tart
>mersault

>boar ragu w/ fresh papardelle + heaps of pecorino
>cote du rhone

>warm apple frangipane tart & whipped double cream
>Riesling

>high end pralines
>double macchiato
>brandy

[0791-3208-3257 No.8568123]

taco bell, raising canes, mcdonalds, chic-fil-a and thunderclouds all in one meal.

[Anonymous No.8568128]

>>8567340
What did i do to end up in death row?

[Anonymous No.8568129]

If possible, 5-10 lbs of boiled crawfish, with corn, potatoes, and mushrooms. Boudin to round it off.

[Anonymous No.8568130]

I would love to eat ms. K. Conways pussy. I bet its all dried out, but a little sriraccha should do the trick.

[Anonymous No.8568153]

Like a bucket of borscht with sour cream and rye bread with raw garlic cloves, when I go off in the electric chair somebody is going to be sorry

[512 No.8568174]

>>8568123
>thunderclouds
nice

[Anonymous No.8568180]

>>8567361
I could probably eat all of that if i tried, id probably regret it later and welcome the sweet embrace of death though.

[Anonymous No.8568184]

>1 lb shrimp cocktail w/ cocktail sauce
>porterhouse steak seared in garlic butter and rosemary
>fried chicken cesear salad
>wontons
>cabage-rice or broccoli soup
>battered French fries
>vanilla ice cream
>4 pack of grolsch

[Anonymous No.8568199]

Chocolate cake batter and a ghost chili so that I want to die

[Anonymous No.8568202]

Turkey Club
Meat Lovers + Green Pepper Pizza from a non-chain
Chicken Tenders + Honey Mustard Sauce
Whoopie Pie for desert.
Sprite to drink.

[Anonymous No.8568353]

I'd cook my own last meal. Is that allowed?

[Anonymous No.8568358]

>>8567340
A vial of tears of my victims family members that I have collected over the years.

[Anonymous No.8568385]

>>8568128
bank robbery gone wrong

>>8568353
No, the warden doesn't trust inmates with cooking appliances

[Anonymous No.8568389]

>>8568128
Your shitposting gave everyone cancer. You will pay with your life.

[Anonymous No.8568437]

I'll take a Schnitzel with bacon and eggs on top and five Edelstoff to drink

[Anonymous No.8568445]

I'd probably finally try a Five Guys hot dog. When I occasionally do go there, it seems like such a waste when the burgers are available. I'd have a burger too, naturally.

[Anonymous No.8568446]

>>8567340
Checkmate libcucks

[Anonymous No.8568453]

2 bratwurst with extra kraut, onions, mustard
A 4 pack of sprecher root beer
A large tin of baklava
Maybe 3 brats.

[Anonymous No.8568456]

>>8567400
surprised it took 5 posts desu

[Anonymous No.8568458]

>>8567361
wendys doesnt have dr pepper in canada. we have pibb instead.

>>8567395
>>8567415
>>8567476
its not really a last meal any more in most prison systems. its a special meal that is served a day or two prior. that is why some inmates request things like 12 packs of soda.

[Anonymous No.8568467]

>>8568458
>wendys doesnt have dr pepper in canada. we have pibb instead.

Good Lord, it really is a frozen, desolate hellhole, completely devoid of civilisation up there.

[Anonymous No.8568480]

Haggis.

Good luck getting that into America.

[Anonymous No.8568492]

Nothing thank you no point in sustinence if I am to die

[Anonymous No.8568497]

A McChicken and some crab legs

[Anonymous No.8568503]

>>8568129
>american crawfish
Will never understand.

[Anonymous No.8568721]

Pack of cigarettes, 6 bigmacs and 2 large sprites. I would chainsmoke all of that pack easily after a meal like that.

[Anonymous No.8568772]

5lb bag of peanuts, allergic to nuts I would have the last laugh.

[Anonymous No.8569007]

>>8567340
I would have to go with all I can eat sushi.

[Anonymous No.8569191]

Either fried rice, rice porridge or turkey

[Anonymous No.8569223]

>>8568772
No you wouldnt. someone already tried this and they saved him and then put him to death

[Anonymous No.8569322]

>>8569223
hehehe

A martini garnish with a hot dog twist and two frozen viennas.

[Anonymous No.8569345]

>>8568721
Smoking is bad for your health

[Anonymous No.8569348]

>>8567340
Full English with all the trimmings

[Anonymous No.8569352]

>>8568467
I don't know where the fuck you live, but we definitely have Dr pepper.

Also I'd request popcorn kernels and oil. Should make a good show for the electric chair

[Anonymous No.8569410]

>>8567340

A cup of the best coffee they'll get me, and two cigarettes.

[Anonymous No.8569487]

>>8568458
We definitely have Pepper here. Maybe if you live in bumfuck nowhere they're still using Pibb.

[Anonymous No.8570311]

>mcdouble for starter
>tenderloin steak medium-rare and fried duck liver
>a grilled pepper
>mixed sweet potato fries and regular fries
>tiramisu and a chocolate bar
>a milk coffee and a coke

[Anonymous No.8570417]

Two pints of mint chocolate chip ice cream.

[Anonymous No.8570439]

The same as the executioner

[Anonymous No.8570450]

>>8567340
I'd ask that it be prepared by a chef who knows what he's doing. Five courses....
>french onion soup with gruere and mozzerella cheese
>Tomato salad with basil, good olive oil, feta, and maybe some balsamic reduction
>Jumbo shrimp cocktail
>My GamGam's fried chicken (chef can ask for the recipe) along with accompanying sides of southern mac 'n cheese and mustard greens
>banana split

[Anonymous No.8570451]

mom's swedish meatballs and sparking water

[Anonymous No.8570458]

Semen

[Anonymous No.8570479]

>>8568480
A Kinder Surprise for dessert.

[Drumpfing No.8570585]

>>8567340

>In the United States, most states give the meal a day or two before execution and use the euphemism "special meal".
> Alcohol or tobacco are usually denied. Unorthodox or unavailable requests are replaced with substitutes. Some states place tight restrictions.
> In Florida, the food for the last meal must be purchased locally and the cost is limited to $40.[2] In Oklahoma, cost is limited to $15. In Louisiana, the prison warden traditionally joins the condemned prisoner for the last meal. On one occasion, the warden paid for an inmate's lobster dinner.[3]

In September 2011, the state of Texas abolished all special last-meal requests after condemned prisoner Lawrence Russell Brewer requested a huge last meal and did not eat any of it, saying he was not hungry.
>His last-meal request was for a plate of two chicken-fried steaks with gravy and sliced onions, a triple-patty bacon cheeseburger, a cheese omelet with ground beef, tomatoes, onions, bell peppers, jalapeños, a bowl of fried okra with ketchup, a pound of barbecued meat with half of a loaf of white bread, a portion of three fajitas, a meat-lover's pizza (topped with pepperoni, ham, beef, bacon, and sausage), a pint of Blue Bell, a serving of ice cream, a slab of peanut-butter fudge with crushed peanuts, and a serving equivalent to three root beers. The abolition followed a complaint by a Texas Senator, John Whitmire (Democrat, of Houston), who called the meal "inappropriate".[5][6][3][7] The tradition of customized last meals is thought to have been established around 1924 in Texas.[8]

>Texas Senator, John Whitmire (Democrat, of Houston)

>libtards being in charge of anything.

[Anonymous No.8570666]

>>8570585
Why not just put a limit on it, like $50 adjusted for inflation or whatever?

You're about the kill the guy, who's there because he killed somebody.
There's gotta be something that elevates us above them.

[Anonymous No.8570678]

>>8570666
There are certain parts of the US that don't understand "elevates us above them" because they are populated with the worst kinds of scum and having any sense of conventional morality is for pussies and liberals.

Not enough just to have an execution rate on par with the DPRK. Not enough for some innocent people to slip through from time to time. No, you also have to ensure a minimum of dignity throughout the process. Because you know, when someone commits a crime of passion the thing that's foremost on their mind is "will I get lobster before they execute me"

[Anonymous No.8570684]

>>8567340
a key bundle out of there and a document acquitting mee of my crime

[Anonymous No.8570685]

Triple bacon cheese burger, extra cheese, extra bacon, no bun + wrapped in lettuce, from five guys with their cajun fries

I can die happy every time I eat that

[Anonymous No.8570715]

>>8568184
>Grolsch
My man!

[Anonymous No.8570723]

>>8568389
This.

[Anonymous No.8570726]

>>8569345
Kek

[Anonymous No.8570731]

>>8567340
>be me
>be robbed 8 banks
>be murder three clerks cause they tried to be heroes
>be order 2 horse steaks
>be order bee pudding
>be order dr.pepper w/ pickle juice
>be order a copy of hitchhikers guid to be galxy
>be have it roasted and sauted and minced and reformed
>be look at guard and no eat whole time
>be cry when say "you done not eating!"
>be smuggle horse steak to bed
>be fuck horse steak and say"I have hate the politics all along, friend"
>be martyr

[Anonymous No.8570732]

>>8567340
I get Chef John to make me four courses, desu.

[Anonymous No.8570736]

FYI most prisons limit your meal to like $50 now, and it cant be food form outside the prison.

[Anonymous No.8570759]

A bottle of Shiraz and a bottle of heavily oaked Chardonnay
A half pound of snow crab legs with clarified butter
6 fried shrimp
A 6oz filet mignon, medium rare
Creamed corn from Rudy's
Smoked beef brisket
A sweet potato with butter, cinnamon, and brown sugar
An entire package of King's Hawaiian rolls with garlic butter
Oven roasted asparagus with hollandaise
Creme brulee
A bowl of dark chocolate ganache

Fucking take me after that, I'll have lived all the life I needed to live.

[Anonymous No.8570809]

Shrimp cocktail
Shepherd's pie made using my mom's recipe
Baked macaroni and cheese made with cheddar, smoked gouda and bacon
Brussels sprouts pan-fried in butter
A whole loaf of fresh-baked french bread (butter on the side, warmed so that it's spreadable)
Thick-cut steak fries
My grandma's snow pudding
A large chocolate Frosty from Wendy's

[Anonymous No.8570819]

>>8567340

prime rib (medium-rare) smothered in Blanton's and melted butter, with a side of garlic parm double-whipped mashed potatoes with gravy, and dijon mustard covered brussels sprouts, paired with a nice bourdeaux and a glass of chilled Jefferson's Reserve.

[Anonymous No.8570830]

>>8567340

I ask him to call Cluckin'Bell and order two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

[Anonymous No.8571010]

Steak with my mother's pepper corn and or Stilton sauce and chips (fries) with some tender stem broccoli and a nice real ale.

[Anonymous No.8571015]

>>8567340
One of those meals that if made wrong can kill you

[Anonymous No.8571066]

>>8567340
Something I'm deathly allergic to so I can kill myself before they kill me.

[Anonymous No.8571221]

>>8570819

you have excellent taste

[Anonymous No.8571229]

>>8567340
My own dick.


I would rip it off and eat it so they bring me to the hospital and pump my dick out of my stomach and re attach it.

They wouldn't execute a man with a stomach full of cock, They have some compassion

[Anonymous No.8571334]

>>8567340
Ruby Tuesday Spicy Chicken Sandwich

[Anonymous No.8571902]

>>8568120
Christ son

[Anonymous No.8571976]

5 spicy chick fil a sandwiches
a 200pc party tray of the chicken nuggets
5 chipolte burritoes,
5 pounds of general tso chicken
50 pc of spicy tuna rolls
20 2 liter dr peppers

The goal is to see if i either die from ripped open stomach, or see how much I shit when I die.

[Anonymous No.8571987]

>>8567340
50 bananas
6 tamales

Good luck

[Anonymous No.8572003]

>>8570585

Fucking Lawrence, ruining it for everyone.

I wouldn't take a last meal. They can make the steak dinner, but the guards can eat it.

[Anonymous No.8572010]

>>8567340
3 T-Bone Steaks
2 Large bowls of Garlic Mash Potato
1 Jug of Diane Sauce
2 Bows of Chips
10 BBQ Chicken Wings
1 Bowl Spaghetti Bolognese
1L Vodka bottle & 2 Orange juice 1L bottles

[Anonymous No.8572012]

probably a rack of ribs
i love ribs

[Anonymous No.8572019]

>Jjajangmyeon
>Bear curry from Hokkaido
>The 'best' Philly cheesesteak
>Fresh garlic bread

[Anonymous No.8572028]

>>8567340
Spicy shrimp tempura roll with some IPA beer.

[Anonymous No.8572058]

>>8567340
burger, fries and drink from the heart attack grill

>is it going to kill me? uhh no.

[Anonymous No.8572075]

Lasagna, spaghetti, garlic bread, french fries, a portobello mushroom, breaded shrimps, vanilla coke, chocolate ice cream with whipped cream and strawberries

[Anonymous No.8572100]

>>8572028
a hipster on death row for being a faggot order in an IPA is .like a pedophille on death row ordering a kids meal.

[Anonymous No.8572107]

>>8570736
Depends on the prison. Most will do fast food, but it has to be readily available. No driving 50 miles to the next town over for In-N-Out kind of shit.

[Anonymous No.8572826]

>>8570731
top kek

[Anonymous No.8572846]

>>8567476
That's shit tier spite, if you want to truly spite them you request something which takes lot of time to make and when you get it you throw it on the ground and stomp on it.

[Anonymous No.8572854]

>>8572028
Good taste my friend.

[Anonymous No.8572902]

>>8567398
kek

[Anonymous No.8573347]

>>8568120
Le pappardelle col ragu di cinghiale oibó

I would probably get

Carne asada
Mixed salad with a lot of mostard and onions
Trofie with pesto
Sprite
Malbec wine
Pandoro with Nutella
Cup of Hot chocolate
Espressk coffe

[Anonymous No.8573355]

Me dear sweet Ma's Meatballs.

[Anonymous No.8573357]

Mom's spaghetti :')

[Anonymous No.8573379]

A bottle of red wine.
If they deny me that, I'll just have idk some chips.

[Anonymous No.8573382]

For me, it's the McChicken.

[Anonymous No.8573412]

>>8570585
What a fucking asshole. Glad he's dead tbqh with you family.

[Anonymous No.8573423]

>>8567340
Texas abolished last meal request in 2011. Sorry, you get prison food, anon.

[Anonymous No.8573431]

>>8567340
My grandmother's home made lentil soup.

[Anonymous No.8573452]

My dad's grilled burritos and corncakes with habenero

[Anonymous No.8573698]

Several buckets of unpopped corn.

I go out with a bang.

[Anonymous No.8573729]

>>8573452
>>8573431
these are nice

[Anonymous No.8573788]

>>8570736
>>8572107
i would ask for a white castle burger that i had hidden in the walls of said prison when it was being constructed and while the guards try to find it i would plan a escape

[Anonymous No.8573879]

A full on American style thanxgiving dinner with a g\tall glass of sweet tea .A pack of marlboro lights, and a yuengling beer to finish it off.. goodbye cruel world ..and hello Jesus

[Anonymous No.8573905]

>>8567340
http://www.express.co.uk/life-style/food/599329/World-s-longest-dinner-party-The-200-Club-London-tickets

But I would demand them serving is in 12 hours

[Anonymous No.8573935]

>>8573879
>hello jesus

Enjoy your last meal, you killed someone and your meals for eternity will only taste of sulphur. They'll be plenty warm, though.

[Anonymous No.8573942]

100 kilograms of Slim Jims beef jerky

[Anonymous No.8573948]

>>8573935
id never murder so... i was framed

[Anonymous No.8573956]

>>8573948
ok :p

[Anonymous No.8573965]

a jar full of kimchi, beans, two loaves of bread and a couple of pints of yoghurt for dessert

it's gonna be a literal shitshow motherfuckers

[Anonymous No.8573976]

>>8570684
>last meal
but you have to eat it anon

[Anonymous No.8573997]

>>8570585
>libtard comment

Why? If anything I was surprised it was a Democrat complaining about this. Generally it's 'pubs who get their panties in a twist about any sort of spending, especially when it comes to cases like this.

[Anonymous No.8574215]

>>8567340
Foie gras and stake taretare to start. main course is fresh steamed maine lobster and fries whole belly glams with rib eye medium rare. Dessert is spinach pie (cause fuck sweets) a pack of marlboro reds and a botle of J&B scotch.

[Anonymous No.8574237]

roast chicken, rice, red beans, side of avocado, and bread and butter. bottle of bookers

[Anonymous No.8574261]

A medium rare bone in rib eye steak
A pound of snow crab legs
Some green beans
Some mashed potatoes
A bag of microwave popcorn
A slice of cheesecake
A glass of water
One liter of Dr. Pepper
A fifth of Smirnoff

[Anonymous No.8574271]

>>8570585
>wah $50 of food was wasted by someone we're gonna kill
>meanwhile it costs like $100k a year just to be on death row

[Anonymous No.8574273]

>>8572846

You're just spiting some cook that you've never met or some other stranger who has literally nothing to do with you

What does that accomplish

[Anonymous No.8574281]

>>8567510

You can google last meals innocents and be proven wrong on the count that people who proclaim they are innocent never request a final meal.

Also proves your second point on executing innocents.

[Anonymous No.8574294]

>>8574271

Waste is waste, anon.

[Anonymous No.8574851]

>>8567340

Pretty sure Commiefornia doesn't even do last meals anymore because Liberals hate everything forever, so...?

[Anonymous No.8574862]

Spartak cake, it's remind me of my mom before I die.

[Anonymous No.8574922]

>>8570585
texas democrats have an identity crisis thanks to LBJ. very different from blue state libs

[Anonymous No.8574931]

plain grilled salad chicken, water, saltine crackers with the salt rubbed off. mayo with a single egg yolk and canola oil for chicken. NO SALT OR SPICES!!!!

[Anonymous No.8574941]

Unleavened bread and red wine.

[Anonymous No.8574952]

Double bacon jalapeño cheese burger, whole apple pie, pint of vanilla ice cream, pot of black coffee.

[Anonymous No.8574985]

>>8570736
>cant be food form outside the prison

whats the fucking point then?

[Anonymous No.8575010]

>>8567340
A bowl of eggs

[Anonymous No.8575021]

A couple of gin bucks, beef stew with lightly toasted / buttered french bread, and an after-dinner cigar.

[Anonymous No.8575242]

>>8567513
Have you finished your homework?

[Anonymous No.8575375]

The heart of everybody in a 10 mile radius, of course. I would just start a fire and be assumed dead

[Anonymous No.8575520]

>>8567340
3lbs dungenes crab, 2 lbs stone crab claws. Filet mignon steaks. Loads of butter, salt, and sapporo to wash it down.

[Anonymous No.8575530]

am i forced to use the toilet before my execution?

[Anonymous No.8575535]

At least black people don't do some edgy stupid shit or refuse a last meal. They're smart, they take full advantage and don't fuck around with that shit. Mean while, white people get a pea as their last meal or order a shit ton of food, not eat a bite, and ruin it for everyone.

[Anonymous No.8575544]

I wish /ck/ could have a picnic meetup called "The Last Meal" where we all fork over money to pool and buy an epic last meal for the entire board (or at least those that come). Each successful last meal meet up would add another "Last" to the title. So the second one would be "The Last Last Meal" and then "The Last Last Last Meal" and so on.

[Anonymous No.8575548]

>>8575520
>and sapporo to wash it dow
then what was the point

[Drumpfing No.8575721]

>>8570585


>libtards
>texas

Pick only one

[Anonymous No.8575775]

>>8575544
tfw feds raid the picnic because they think its a taiwanese basket weaving forum suicide pact meetup

[Anonymous No.8576328]

Steak med rare, cheesesteak, bacon cheeseburger cheese fries, milkshake, sorullos, baby back ribs, honey mustard, cheez wiz, and BBQ on side. Corn with honey butter.

Cinnamon pretzels and kettle corn too with churros

Fuck it I'm dying like this feel like I'm missing a few things.

[Anonymous No.8576371]

Bratwurst, baked potato with butter, fried vegetables, two large bread rolls, a small cheese wheel.
A small strawberry cheese-cake. A half-liter of lemonade tea with a bottle of red wine.

I probably would have fasted the day before so I would actually have an appetite. I'm also not letting the warden eat with me, it will ruin the moment.

[Anonymous No.8576382]

>>8570585
>In Louisiana, the prison warden traditionally joins the condemned prisoner for the last meal.
Why would either party want to do this?

[Anonymous No.8576393]

>>8576371
And condiments for the Bratwurst too obviously.

[Anonymous No.8576437]

Not a southerner, but I would request...

Chicken Fried Steak, the kind that has extra butter on it rather than gravy. (Is that a thing or did my mom try to make me fat?)
Peas and Carrots, drowning in butter. Like serve it in a fucking bowl drowning
Soft buttery biscuits (I think I'm just craving butter atm)
A nice large, ice cold glass of Dr Pepper.
And some sort of pineapple flavored ice cream

Also enough of a portion size where I can eat so much and need a nap afterwards.

[Anonymous No.8576554]

Scotch Fillet
Medium Cut Chips
Guinness Sauce
Dr Pepper

[Anonymous No.8576610]

ask the chef to surprise me and make it hearty

[Anonymous No.8576647]

2kg of beef jerky

[Anonymous No.8576917]

My mums lasagne which is delicious but also gives me diarrhoea because it's so rich so I'll have nasty shits at the time of my execution. McDonalds chips, cheeseburger and mchicken. Raw broad beans.

[Anonymous No.8576923]

A homecooked meal from my mom. I haven't had one of those in years. I miss you, mom.

[Anonymous No.8577660]

20 dollars worth of fried potatoes, 20 dollars worth of weiners, also fried, a large pepsi, catsup, mustard and spices

[Anonymous No.8577671]

>>8577660
gee, bill

[Anonymous No.8577678]

I just thought of something. could order a ton of food and eat it and throw up all over the place to make a huge mess for them to clean up. I think I'd do that.

[Anonymous No.8577696]

>>8567340
A salad with some olive oil, nothing bitter please. I'm not that hungry.

[Anonymous No.8577729]

>>8567340
>medium rare steak and chips
>1.5 liter Cherry Coke
>pint of Fudge ripple ice cream
>salad
>pumpkin pie

[Anonymous No.8577739]

Olive with the pit still in it.

[Anonymous No.8577824]

[Anonymous No.8577865]

>>8577824
Why. WHY.

[Anonymous No.8577888]

>>8576382
yeah, that just seems super weird and uncomfortable. Like, thanks for making my life a living hell for 10 years, lets have dinner!

[Anonymous No.8577889]

>>8577824
At first I thought they were gonna cook it into a pancake, and I was mostly on board.

But this was just wrong

[Anonymous No.8577893]

>>8577824
humanity was a mistake

[Anonymous No.8577894]

>>8570830
kek

[Anonymous No.8577900]

>>8574851
I think it's texas that doesn't do last meals, man.

[Anonymous No.8577903]

>>8568458
I'm from canada, what the shit is pibb?
I'm pretty sure they have dr. pepper, at least on the east coast they do.

[Anonymous No.8577908]

I honestly don't think I have enough good taste to have a decent last meal. I'd probably just get some good ass ramen and cheap wine or something.

[Anonymous No.8577924]

>>8575544
Yeah, that definitely sound like a suicide pact in the making.

[Anonymous No.8577930]

>>8567340
Taco Bell so when I die I'll have spicy explosive diarrhea all over.

[Anonymous No.8577932]

>>8568772
I understand that reference.

[Anonymous No.8577933]

Kobe beef steak with salt and pepper.
Several fresh toasts and foie gras.
Chicken soup made from whole ogranically free grown rooster with literally every edible part included.
For drink i would like some quality rakia from my homeland and mineral water.

[Anonymous No.8577947]

>>8577930

What kind of fragile goddamn tissue paper digestive tract do you have?

[Anonymous No.8578016]

An unlimited buffet

[Anonymous No.8578039]

>>8577947
Was a joke.

[Anonymous No.8578045]

>>8567340
A Big Mac and diet coke

[Anonymous No.8578341]

>>8568445
Five Guys hot dogs are top fucking tier, but unfortunately (at least where I live), cost nearly the same price as their burger, which is a rip-off.

[Anonymous No.8578754]

nothing.

[Anonymous No.8578759]

>>8574271
Its actually more expensive to kill someone than to house them in jail for 40 years

[Anonymous No.8578763]

>>8577932
came here to post this.

[Anonymous No.8578794]

>>8567340
>"I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda."

[Anonymous No.8578815]

>>8567340
Three dozen MRE's the smell will be unholy.

[Anonymous No.8578871]

>>8578016
>Unlimited buffet

Ah ah ah, im not done yet. Wait til im done with my unlimited buffet to kill me, and refill my Dr. Pepper.

[Anonymous No.8578907]

>>8570830
Extra dip...

[Anonymous No.8578913]

>>8569348
how do you get that pic? do you actually go up and order a mcgangbang? i am too nervous to ask for it but i really want one.

[Anonymous No.8578919]

>>8567408
They might not let other inmates get to pick their last meals
>happened in Texas

[Anonymous No.8578956]

>>8567340
Big bowl of frito pie and banana pudding.
Shit is trash tier but I can't think of anything more comforting to me.

[Anonymous No.8579084]

>>8575544
No, what you do is start with like 10 "lasts" in the title and count down

[Anonymous No.8579093]

>>8567340
double double animal style, double meat double cheese jalapeno whataburger, double culver's deluxe, 2 cherry limeades from braum's

[Anonymous No.8579101]

>>8567340
Korean bbq and some strawberry ice cream that has chocolate chunks in it along with a dr pepper.

[Anonymous No.8579271]

>>8567340
Gordon Ramsay's Christmas Beef Wellington (the whole thing, not a slice), with a side of canned peas with butter and salt, a gallon of 2% Fairlife milk, and for dessert, a blend of 1 part creamy Jif to 2 parts vanilla ice cream.

Nostalgia.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uXIPhxL5XA

[Anonymous No.8579558]

About 10 servings off chicky parm from the place I like and 10 PB cup blizzards. 5 fifths of various liquor so I can drink myself to death after and save some taxpayer money on that injection.

[Anonymous No.8580668]

>>8577824
chicken tendies, storebought kaesar salad and four 1l containers of miracle whip

the budget's like $25, right?

[Anonymous No.8580687]

>>8579558
In America, we have a $50 limit and nothing unreasonable bevause you "clever" fags kept abusing the system, committing heinous murders and then asking for the worlds rarest truffle and shit. And alcohol/tobacco have always been denied/banned.
Play the game right if you want to play

[Anonymous No.8580699]

>>8567340
9001 10Ds wit honey dill foe dippin

[Anonymous No.8580711]

That one fish that might kill you, and hope it actually kills me so I can stick it to the man one last time

[Anonymous No.8580919]

Are you limited to local delivery or available pickup locations or will they get you some shit that's only available from your hometown?

[Anonymous No.8581007]

>>8567340
Two large servings of Pasta piccante and 48 cans of Redbull. hopefully the amounts of caffeïne would finish me before the execution.

[Anonymous No.8581161]

Black coffee, soft-pack marlboro red/camel, and pumpkin pie.

[Anonymous No.8581167]

>>8581161

wtf. If you're not a troll, please explain.

That's not even a meal.

[Anonymous No.8581168]

>>8578913
it's a secret menu item

[Anonymous No.8581173]

>>8581167
Shut up

[Anonymous No.8581182]

>>8581173

fight me

[Anonymous No.8581196]

>>8581167
Im no citizen of US.. so never had a pumpkin pie before.

[Anonymous No.8581233]

>>8567517
Better be organic

[Anonymous No.8582822]

>>8578913
You do realize you can just order a mcdouble and a McChicken by themselves and make it yourself. Its not rocket science. Fyi, its called the McDank (at least where i live)

[Anonymous No.8582901]

>>8579558
>Five fifths
Am I missing the obvious joke here?

[Anonymous No.8582905]

Nothing, let's just start the execution now pls.

[Anonymous No.8582908]

>>8580687
$50 seems to be such an arbitrary limit to impose on someones last meal before execution, especially in contrast to the cost in (PRIVATELY OWNED) incarceration. Why not $100? How many people are you fucking killing where last meals are a solid place to lower overheads?
$50, I can barely order a steak and mushroom sauce in my city.

[Anonymous No.8582974]

>>8582901
750mls of liquor is called a fifth.

[Anonymous No.8583057]

large beef chow mein with six fried eggs
a meat lovers pizza
a large slice of chocolate mudcake with ice cream
apple cider

[Anonymous No.8583103]

Three daves triple combos from wendy's, a large order of orange chicken with rice, a 2 litre bottle of pepsi, and a large strawberry cheesecake blizzard from dairy queen

[Anonymous No.8583134]

>>8567340
Olive Garden endless breadsticks

[Anonymous No.8583143]

>>8583057

bretty gud

[Anonymous No.8583153]

gatorade with the stuff that's gonna kill me in it.

[Anonymous No.8583293]

>>8573935
Eh, he's a homophobic jerk anyway.

[Anonymous No.8583296]

>>8577824
Is this a method of execution now?

[Anonymous No.8583362]

I would like a full tasting menu from thefatduck.

it's okay, i can wait.

[Anonymous No.8583382]

Is there any way at all that you'd be able to kill yourself with your last meal?

[Anonymous No.8583384]

>>8574851
cant do last meals without a death penalty

[Anonymous No.8583415]

Two buckets of KFC and enough biscuits n gravy too match

[Anonymous No.8583467]

>>8572012
So do I!

[Anonymous No.8583470]

>>8578759
>Citation needed.

A prisonner cost us 70K per year here up north.
I fail to see how it is cheaper than a 10 cents bullet.

[Anonymous No.8583593]

Some fresh peyotes with a side green and yellow stem beans and butter.

[Anonymous No.8584121]

A bacanator and a patty melt with avocado, wendy's ghost pepper fries, cheddar's chicken tenders, a set of eel rolls, strawberry whataburger malt and cheesecake from cheesecake factory with my dad's homemade praline's. All the best bites in one meal

[Anonymous No.8584126]

>>8583470
>I fail to see how it is cheaper than a 10 cents bullet.

Becuase you're not taking into account the fact that people sit on death row for years while they go through the mandatory appeals process & other legal matters. The cost comes from the long incarceration, all the legal expenses involved, etc.

[Anonymous No.8584547]

>>8567340
Unfortunatly the state i live in executes manchilds :(
Tendies all the way till death do is part.

[Anonymous No.8585366]

20 Mozzarella sticks
Bowl of loaded mash potatoes
Blue Rare Steak
Large stuff crust pizza with everything on it
And a gallon tub of birthday cake ice cream.
Also one truffle since I've never had one.

[Anonymous No.8585573]

2 Carl's Jr. Western Bacon Cheeseburgers
1 Bacon Stuffed Crust Meat Lovers from Pizza Hut
1 Pan crust Meat Lovers from Pizza Hut
3-lbs of Butterfly Shrimp
3-lbs of Grilled Eel
half of a Reese's Peanut Butter Cheesecake
6-pk of Old English "800"

I ask that these not be all in one meal but rather my entire meal throughout the course of the day.

If I don't die of a heart attack, then I'm definitely messing up the chair

[Anonymous No.8585587]

>>8567944
oh gee i have to pay extra right before i fucking die
go fuck yourself retard

[Anonymous No.8585599]

>>8578913
>>8578913
you make it yourself, dumbass

[Anonymous No.8586027]

>>8567340
My own death row? Sweet! I've always wanted one of those!

[Anonymous No.8586037]

>>8567400
>>8567402
McChickenMind

[Anonymous No.8586088]

>>8567340
Pour me some fucking tea Jum

[Anonymous No.8586167]

>>8567340
A tall glass of pussy juice.

[Anonymous No.8586400]

Fried chicken livers
Fried okra
Baked beans
Potato salad (cold)
Cole slaw
And a half gallon of whole milk

[Anonymous No.8586425]

One pound of shrimp scampi
10 oz ribeye medium well
Grilled asparagus
Garlic mashed potatoes
One cob of corn
Water
And a large Orange Julius for dessert

[Anonymous No.8587069]

For me it's the McChicken

[Anonymous No.8587122]

>>8577824

Is that even cook? Looks raw and doughy. Also why...

[Anonymous No.8587213]

Number 9

[Anonymous No.8587355]

>>8567340
Do I own death row, or am I on death row.
If I own death row, I'm going to eat the chard flesh of the guy after we electrocute him.

[Anonymous No.8587361]

>>8570585
"Inappropriate.'

[Anonymous No.8587368]

>>8574985
I mean, after reading this thread, if it were me I would order as much of their prison slop as I could and make the biggest fucking mess of it I could just as one last final fuck you.

[Anonymous No.8587373]

>>8577824
This seems like something the Joker would do.

[Anonymous No.8587406]

>>8577824
What's the white stuff? Pancake mix?

[Anonymous No.8587420]

>>8576382
Probably like Game of Thrones where Ned Stark said to only give people the death penalty if you're willing to swing the sword.

It's pretty based if you ask me. I imagine Prisoner is willing to admit his guilt and deserves his punishment. For real if you're on Death Row the case was open and shut you're guilty.

[Anonymous No.8587422]

>>8568458
ah okay, I think he means from the freestyle machine. ironically the only place you can get pib up here.

[Anonymous No.8587540]

>>8577933
Seeing as you didn't specify, you're getting that steak well-done, pleb.

[Anonymous No.8587550]

>>8567340
Alright inmate what do you want for your last meal?
>oh nothing please
>trying to watch my figure

[Anonymous No.8587551]

>>8577824
seeing this was the new lowpoint of my life.

[Anonymous No.8587554]

>>8568458
where the fuck are you from i have lived in 4 different provinces all over this country and have never, not once, seen a wendy's selling pibb for godsakes

i think the last time i even saw a pibb was in a new brunswick gas station on my way to halifax

[Anonymous No.8587564]

>>8587406
ice cream

its one of those reverse-hotplates that they use to make street-ice-cream in vietnam n shit

[Anonymous No.8587769]

>>8570417
this guy gets it

[Anonymous No.8587854]

>>8567340

A Reuben (made right), crispy-ass fries, some Blanton's, and an after-dinner mint because I'm going to go out in style

[Anonymous No.8587858]

>>8587564
Ah, right. Thanks.

[Anonymous No.8588531]

>>8567340
Whatever is most inconvenient.

[Anonymous No.8588669]

I'LL HAVE 2 NUMBER 9s

[Anonymous No.8588846]

>>8567340
semen

[Anonymous No.8589047]

for me it is the mcchicken, the best last food sandwich

[Anonymous No.8589818]

>>8573788
underrated post

[Anonymous No.8589858]

>>8567340
2 Dozen hard boiled eggs and a gallon of whole milk.

[Anonymous No.8590883]

>>8567360
They let you go and shoot you from a distance.

[Anonymous No.8590911]

Human shit. Preferable a girl's.

[Anonymous No.8590920]

catfish
home fried red potatoes
coleslaw
baked beans
jalapeno hushpuppies
red onion and lemon slices
sweet tea with lots of pebble ice
vanilla wafer banana pudding
cup of tartar sauce

[Anonymous No.8590957]

>>8567340
A bottle of Blair's Mega Death Hot Sauce

[Anonymous No.8590992]

>>8581007
Actually if you weigh 125 pounds, you need 106.64 cans of redbull to die

[Anonymous No.8590999]

>>8567398
Acid would be better. Imagine dying while tripping balls on acid kek

[Anonymous No.8591048]

A dozen oysters on a half shell, clams cocktail, filet mignon cooked medium rare, two lobster tails, and a bottle of dom perignon.

[Anonymous No.8591069]

>>8570585
>Oklahoma, cost is limited to $15
Why even bother? What the fuck can you get for $15?

[Drumpfing No.8591652]

>>8590992

I had to reverse engineer your post and I amazed that such calculators exist.

[Drumpfing No.8591657]

>>8591069

Not even fast food these days. I hadn't been to taco Bell in YEARS and decided to give it a whirl again. It was about $15 with a drink. I ordered 4 items.

[Anonymous No.8591700]

>>8591657
>about to be executed in OK
>sir, what would you like for your last meal?
>I'll take 4 items from Taco Bell and a soda please
>that's a little pricey sir, but we can get you 3 items. Enjoy your final meal and death.

[Anonymous No.8591848]

>>8590920
Georgia or South Carolina?

[Anonymous No.8591858]

a whole plate full of meat loaf and mashed potatos with like 7 kinds of gravy

[Anonymous No.8591862]

>>8574273
>>8567476
order a fuck ton of cabbage and shit that will make your shit reek after you poop yourself when you die

[Anonymous No.8591868]

>>8591858
No idea who she is, but her tits look to be spectacular.

[Anonymous No.8591872]

>>8583470
((((lawyers))) requiring everyone on death row gets a gorrilian appeals

[Anonymous No.8591881]

>>8573935
jokes on you padre gave me a confession 1 minute before i got friend

[Anonymous No.8591890]

>>8591868
fuko

[Anonymous No.8592018]

>>8568503
What do you not understand?
Genuinely curious, not shitposting (for once).

[Anonymous No.8592108]

>>8567340
Hummus served on the glorious tits of Gail Simmons and a nice dry red wine poured over her pasta-friendly belly

[Anonymous No.8592136]

>>8567510
Who cares?

[Anonymous No.8592189]

Chipotle and a Large Papa Johns Pepperoni za'

[Anonymous No.8592190]

>>8570830
I'm not following that fucking train again.

[Anonymous No.8592193]

Natto cake anyone?

[Anonymous No.8592205]

>>8590999
there is no LD50 for LSD. Then again, the LD50 for cannabutter is so high that you'd be dead for overeating before you even got there.

[Anonymous No.8592238]

I'd order a big breakfast like I used to have on the weekends in college plus a couple extras. Biscuits and gravy, an omelet loaded with goodies, yogurt with fresh fruit and granola, coffee, sweet tea, buttered toast, hash browns, two oatmeal raisin cookies, and a single scoop of butter pecan ice cream.

[Anonymous No.8592249]

a six-pack of tenga eggs

[Anonymous No.8592264]

>>8575721
Austin

[Anonymous No.8592270]

>>8567340
More fried chicken than I can possibly eat
A tall glass of orange juice (some pulp)
Just one heaping spoonful of nutella for dessert

[Anonymous No.8592274]

>>8592018
Not him, but for me crawfish aren't worth the effort. Theyre inferior to both lobster and shrimp, all else being equal

[Anonymous No.8592276]

>>8567340
For me it's the McChicken®

[Anonymous No.8592282]

>>8592276
every time

[Anonymous No.8592286]

>>8590999
Alduos Huxley, the british writer, did just that. He had his wife inject a syringe full of LSD while on his deathbed. Of ourse he wrote "Doors of Perception."

[Anonymous No.8592308]

>>8587122
SEAsian icecream with a bigmac or some shit mixed in.

[Anonymous No.8592365]

>>8592274
To me they're breddy fun to cook and eat.
A pile of those red little twats, a few dishtowels and various seasoned/spiced melted butters, shit's cash.

[Anonymous No.8592579]

>ask for coke and mentos
>they cant refuse
>sip down the entire bottle of coke
>force l the mentos down my throat at once
>die in style

[Anonymous No.8592602]

>>8592579
Make sure you ask for a movie night where everyone watches Scanners first.

[Anonymous No.8593010]

If I killed a prostitute I'd ask for a bowl of boiled eggs

[Anonymous No.8593125]

The bubble bass burger