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[Anonymous No.8665123]

Alcohol thread

What ya'll on tonight?

[Anonymous No.8665159]

dunknoo, gonna buy something tomorrow
https://www.alko.fi/en/products?SearchTerm=*
what overpriced booze should I buy?

[Anonymous No.8665164]

>>8665159

Saku Porter or alecoq porter

[Anonymous No.8665172]

>>8665123
I'm on "not being a fucking degenerate", it's a craft quadruple ipa. Good stuff.

[Anonymous No.8665215]

i'm 29 and i have no id and everyone thinks i'm 22
help

[Anonymous No.8665234]

>>8665164
oh I might try those, but I'm going to be properly drinking so I have to get liquor

[Anonymous No.8665237]

>>8665234

мъpнaя

[Anonymous No.8665242]

i'm not drinking because im not a degenerate alcoholic bum

[Anonymous No.8665244]

>>8665123
Probably going to bust open a bottle of wine any minute now.
I'm having a lot of "no future" kinds of thoughts lately.

[Anonymous No.8665247]

I don't fucking drink alcohol. I don't understand what is so great about it. A rich cup of coffee in the evening + internet is far more satisfying.

[Anonymous No.8665250]

>>8665237
w-what

[Anonymous No.8665252]

>>8665250

mõrnaja, the best vodka ~15eur a bottle

[Anonymous No.8665274]

>>8665244
Same here, anon. The no future part. I haven't been drinking in a while, and that's the only thing that keeps the existential dread at bay.

[Anonymous No.8665301]

>>8665123
Waiting until dark, then going to smoke a blunt and get drunk at home and watch ID channel.


The American dream


On a good note I didn't shit any blood today and felt pretty good all day....No hangover like usual.

I've found the cure for a hangover.....


>1000ml+ coconut milk
>2-5 20oz gatorades
>5mg marijuana edible (indica) also optional
>greasy bacon, egg, and cheese bagel from anywhere but McDonald's
>4-8hr nap


You'll wake up like a new man

[Anonymous No.8665308]

I feel like every month I slip into a horrible drunken binger and I hate it

but here I am on day 3 heavily considering extending this until sunday
god
I made a thread here when I woke up and at that time I seemed so sure I could end things today but apparently not

being a binge drinker is hell and I think my only escape is going to be when I ascend and start just drinking every single day

[Anonymous No.8665310]

>>8665301
I've sorta done this in the past
if I wake up hungover and can smoke a decent amount, a nap will have me feeling at 100%

I don't really buy weed too much though and my roommate is a bit too obnoxious to sleep around so nah

[Anonymous No.8665368]

>>8665247

These threads are not for your kind

[Anonymous No.8665372]

>>8665274
The classic existential dread. I definitely know that feel.
I don't drink as much as I used to, but I still feel like without a little I just can't find enjoyment in a lot of things. I feel like I crawled out of a terrible nightmarish hole but without any place to go afterward, and we all know it's possible to slip back in.
I would also say that I'm drinking just enough to keep a despair at bay, which I think is more of a threat that relapsing hard on liquor. There's just a void that needs to be tended to by just some alcohol use. But it's every day.
I don't see myself bashing down liquor becoming incapacitated by fear and withdrawal again, but I still pretty much need a few drinks a day.
How to end the wild ride?

[Anonymous No.8665376]

>>8665368
alochol isn't food. you should not be posting alcohol threads. Go to hell! Kys, drink yourself to death, and stop filling /ck/ with alcohol garbage.

[Anonymous No.8665401]

So I stopped drinking a month ago today after drinking 1 pint + of whiskey a day for 2.5 years straight.

>No shakes
>Sleeping fine if not better
>No sweating
>No cravings
>Forgot about alcohol as a part of my routine after a week
>Feels good man

Think I am going to celebrate by breaking into one of my homebrew ciders tonight and see if I fall into some sort of shame circle.

[Anonymous No.8665435]

How do people drink for years?

I'm only one a few months and I'm VERY sick because of it. It's hard to drink enough to get drunk. 12 drinks barley gets me buzzed even if I chug them as fast as possible. My stomach pukes up what I put in it... so that makes it even harder.

[Anonymous No.8665490]

>>8665376
Suck my ass dude.

[Anonymous No.8665520]

>>8665376
>alochol isn't food
neither is the McChicken

[Anonymous No.8665547]

Currently at work and I think I'm taking a bit off from drinking. Don't really remember much but I have been puking every 15 minutes. The water is coming out cold. Pretty heavy drinker and I can barely type this on my phone cuz in shaking so bad.

[Anonymous No.8665560]

Brandy, with a mug.

Just to remind me how tall I am building the wall.

[Anonymous No.8665716]

>>8665172
I'd buy it

[Anonymous No.8665730]

>>8665435
You have to graduate anon. Only if you believe in yourself can you achieve the next level.

[Anonymous No.8665843]

>>8665123
It's almost 5 so its time to hit the road for another bottle! At least I have my day drinking under controll for the most part, but the liqueur store was still calling me this morning.

[Anonymous No.8665877]

>last week
>wake up at 4am thirsty as fuck
>drink my entire water bottle by bed bed
>pounded the whole thing without breathing through my nose
>tastes salty
>remember I had pissed in my water bottle the night before because I didn't want my roommates to see how drunk I was, again

[Anonymous No.8665902]

>>8665877
You're a goddamn hero

[Anonymous No.8665937]

>>8665877
WEEEEEWWWW LAAAAADDDD

[Anonymous No.8665971]

>>8665123
Nothing, because my fat fucking wife won't go to fucking bed, and so now I have to start later and it's going to fuck my morning up.

[Anonymous No.8666001]

Anyone in their late 20's/early 30's here?
I just turned 27 and I feel like it's the first year I'm starting to feel "old". I feel like I wasted the last 6 years of my life away at the bar drinking.
It just dawned on my the other night I was sitting at the bar and noticed everyone in the place was 21-23.

[Anonymous No.8666025]

>>8665242
alcoholic bums are the worst. in downtown austin the same goddamn alkie bums ask me for change every time i walk by. i always ignore them. i always have sunglasses and earbuds on, and those faggots still try to talk to me as i walk by. so annoying.

people need to stop giving money to those idiots so they go away. its like feeding stray dogs. who the fuck wants that shit around. let them starve and move on.

[Anonymous No.8666036]

>>8666025
>edgeasaurus douche

[None !OPIATE9fy. No.8666038]

>>8665877
maybe get one of these specifically for piss so you don't mistake it

[Anonymous No.8666050]

>>8666025
>its like feeding stray dogs
Why do people always liken homeless people to animals?
They're human beings you heartless bastards.

[Anonymous No.8666052]

>>8666050
Yeah c'mon, homeless dogs are way more important to help

[Anonymous No.8666067]

>>8665547
taper down with some 5% beers. only drink enough to keep the shakes and sweats away. so like one per hour or hour and a half.

then a couple less beers the next day, and so on.

it really works and its much much better for you than cold turkey.

[Anonymous No.8666070]

>>8666050
maybe because they look, act, and live like animals. most of them forgot more about how to act civily than youll ever know about anything.

[Anonymous No.8666105]

Well boys, seems as though I have anal seepage. I'm constantly having to pull brown and red toilet paper out of my ass. This should be some sort of warning sign but I don't see anything changing desu.

[Anonymous No.8666137]

>>8666105
>This should be some sort of warning sign but I don't see anything changing desu.
Oh god this is the attitude I have. I have no health insurance and if something goes wrong I can see myself just riding it out.

[Anonymous No.8666230]

>>8666067
Doing ginger beer and vodka right now, because I couldn't take it any more. Ginger is an alchies best friend or at least mine, haven't thrown up in over am hour. I've tapered before, but I'm coming down off 12 drinks+ a day, so it's gonna take me a minute. I really need a break from drinking, I don't think I've not had at least 2-3 drinks every day for 6+ months. Thanks for the advice anon.

[Anonymous No.8666270]

>>8666230
ive been doing 1-2 or 0 beers per night for over a month now. just to get rid of the cravings. its my reward at the end of the day. i pray to god this pattern holds. good luck to you.

[Anonymous No.8666274]

>>8665435
You have to lose hope.

The less hope your body has the more alcohol it can retain.

[Anonymous No.8666468]

>>8666001
I felt exactly the same at your age. I'm 30 and I now accepted the fact that I waisted a decade to alcohol, and have to rebuild an entire life from the beginning.
The sooner the better Anon.

[Anonymous No.8666494]

>>8665877
Try this neat trick anon. Just get a camel back, and set the water pouch on your night stand or on your bed by you. You don't even have to sit up, just grab the hose and drink away!

[Anonymous No.8666509]

>>8666494
Forgot pic. You can get off brand ones for cheap.

[Anonymous No.8666515]

>>8665877

Try this neat trick anon. Just get a camel back, and set the water pouch on your night stand or on your bed by you. You don't even have to sit up, just grab the hose and drink away!

[Anonymous No.8666642]

>>8666515
Insert a Foley catheter, and you won't even have to get up to pee either.

[Anonymous No.8666706]

>>8666642
That's a good idea, but the tip of my urethra is divided in two at the middle(can't see it from the outside luckily). This is why one of my greatest fears is being cathed.

[Anonymous No.8666733]

ive recently took up cocktail mixing as a side hobby. None of that tipsy bartender bullshit but classic cocktails.

Started out the night with a manhattan and then followed it with a perfect martini with a little simple syrup and a lemon twist. Mixing cocktails is like chemistry, its really fun and relaxing.

[Anonymous No.8666744]

>>8666706
>the tip of my urethra is divided in two at the middle

Story or explanation?

[Anonymous No.8666752]

Had a Maple Bacon Porter from Funky Buddha tonight. Best porter IMO, and everywhere bar normally sells out of it after 3 or 4 hours.

[Anonymous No.8666757]

>>8666025
Hey, an austinite. Let me guess you just moved here from Cali. GO BACK.

[Anonymous No.8666769]

>>8666274
Brilliant post that is a thousand percent true.

[Anonymous No.8666847]

>>8666744
>Story or explanation?

None needed. Years ago, I was curious about the the inside of my dickhole looked like.

[Anonymous No.8667418]

so how much do you guys actually drink?

in the past week i've drank 3 fifths of hard liquor and ~80 5% beers

[Anonymous No.8667533]

3-4 liters of ~8% beer every single day

[Anonymous No.8667539]

Beers and gang green

[Anonymous No.8667544]

>>8666847
That's still not clarifying enough senpai.

[Anonymous No.8667593]

>>8665123
I just sucked back a high-test trappist ale. It's doing the trick; I'm sleepy.

[Anonymous No.8667608]

>>8667533
do you ever get like abdominal cramps

and for how long have you been doing this

[Anonymous No.8667613]

>>8667608

Months now, and no cramps

[Anonymous No.8667618]

Home made Apple cider tonight. 9.5% abv
2nd glass and it feels good man

2 litre PET bottle of shelf Apple juice with champagne yeast and 200g of dextrose added, special lid I made (like an airlock) and let it sit for 10 days.

Ongoing cost, $2 per 2 litres tbqh

[Anonymous No.8667743]

>>8665401
how? The boredom and restless nights ...

[Anonymous No.8667747]

>>8667743
Not him but when I've been successfully alcohol free I work out religiously, I read a lot and watch movies and quite tellingly I don't come to 4chan.

4chan one of my most detrimental habits and seems to be a trigger for drinking now. Something so comfy about shitposting drunk, as I'm doing right now.

[Anonymous No.8667750]

>>8667418
6-8 lite beers every night x 8 years.

On the weekends and rough days plenty more. I've recently started popping a beer on my lunch break and drive home.

[Anonymous No.8667755]

>>8666038
This. You have to have the proper equipment if you want to go full-time with this profession. Pic is my bed kit. Perfect for pissing and puking. Still working on a solution to the shitting issue.

[Anonymous No.8667758]

>>8666274
Laughed

[Anonymous No.8667765]

>>8667418
1.4-2.1 litres of vodka every 24hrs, so around 60-90 units/day. 5 figure debt and an exploding spleen because of it.

[Anonymous No.8667804]

>>8667765
u gonna die?

[Anonymous No.8667806]

>>8667765
Is that you Vodkabro?

[Anonymous No.8667824]

>>8667804
Yup
>>8667806
Yup

>chugs, gives peace sign, dies

[Anonymous No.8667835]

>>8667824
bought some smirnoff in your honor for tonight

[Anonymous No.8667840]

>>8667835
Poison of the gods. Enjoy, anon.

[Anonymous No.8667850]

>>8667418
If you count by week, you don't drink enough. How much do you drink EVERY night? *Puffs out chest*

[Anonymous No.8667852]

>>8667418
3-5 bottle of bourbon a week, maybe 2-3 bottles of red wine.

[Anonymous No.8667880]

>>8667852
Been there, done that. Moved on and have a wife, child and a good job

It's a hard cycle to break bro, but it's worth it

[Anonymous No.8667891]

>>8667880
Every time I quit I find I have nothing to life for. There's no rewards for sobriety and any of the long term benefits are so intangible that I end up drinking again.

I do plan to quit this weekend though I've said that countless times over the last few years.

[Anonymous No.8667912]

>>8667891
Find a reason to quit, don't just try to quit and hope your life will get better.

[Anonymous No.8667915]

When I say find a reason, find a chick or something. You might have to hide your drinking issue at first but there's always cheeky ways to make it not so known. If it works out, you'll have found a reason to make a change.

[Anonymous No.8667936]

>>8667824
go 2 hospital

y u do this?

[Anonymous No.8667937]

>>8667850
some nights i drink nothing to recuperate, so i measure by week. physicians also measure by week as well.

[Anonymous No.8667942]

Day off tomorrow... Today I guess.
had 3/4 bottle (1.14L) rum so far.
Three beers
>tfw 5:30 AM
Will probably finish the bottle. Playing San Andreas

[Anonymous No.8667945]

whats a good drink i can make with a blender with cheapass rum or vodka?

NOT pina coladas because theyre way too fatty with all that heavy cream.

[Anonymous No.8668038]

>alcoholics anonymous
>first thing they ask you is to introduce yourself

[Anonymous No.8668063]

>>8667945
It's gonna be sugary or fatty regardless. Just add fruit juice, and ice in a blender. Maybe top with club soda.

[Anonymous No.8668235]

>>8668038
>AA

The worst. Family friend last year got sober and has been trying to drag me forever. I've been to some myself, but it's really a pathetic environment that makes me feel even worse about myself.

[Anonymous No.8668244]

Mods please don't delete these threads it's all we have ;_;
>600/700ml bourbon down, 2:30am AU EST.
cheers cunts

[Anonymous No.8668250]

>>8667945
>tastes good
>not fatty
>strong
pick two

[Anonymous No.8668257]

>>8668250
what do you mean by "fatty"?

[Anonymous No.8668259]

>>8668257
Not loaded with dense calories
alcohol is pretty bad already, you should just do shots every 10-15 minutes until you feel good.

[Anonymous No.8668270]

>>8667755
it looks really nasty

[Anonymous No.8668488]

>>8668063
>>8668250
sugary is ok, ive kind of accepted that

[Anonymous No.8668525]

>>8668259
Agree with this guy. Been this for about 4 days now and keep passing out. You'll feel good eventually

[Anonymous No.8668584]

>tfw you escape another binge week and now you have to reassemble the pieces of your life

the closer I come to finally getting out of this habit the less functional it feels like I become while in the midst of it

[Anonymous No.8668602]

>Wake up
>8pm
>2 hours until alcohol sale closes
>Trying to will myself not to go and buy alcohol

it's hard

[Anonymous No.8668613]

>>8666515
This is the same problem because when I'm drunk and need to piss I'll just piss in the camelback

[Anonymous No.8668683]

>>8665971
Most miserable post ITT, Christ man...

[Anonymous No.8668695]

>>8667755
Even when you're an alcoholic, you really don't need to be this much of a degenerate

[Anonymous No.8668844]

>Extreme diarrhea
Glad I didn't buy any alcohol today

[Anonymous No.8668847]

>>8668602
There's still time. How are you going to get through the night without it?

[Anonymous No.8668855]

>>8668847

By marathoning Prison Break s1 the entire night so I would be distracted and besides, it's better than possibly having another case of extreme diarrhea

[Anonymous No.8668979]

>>8668855
i watched that show when it was on tv and i was so pumped for the last episode and then they fuckin lied to me about the time it'd be on so i never saw and now im bitter and havent gone and watched it since
hope you liked my story

[Anonymous No.8668992]

Woke up at 4am and drank 4 beers for some reason even though I had work at 8. I also had 15 beers last night so I'm feeling pretty hung over.

On a weird note, my friend's ex girlfriend from 2 years ago wants to hang out alone tonight. Feeling weird about that and wondering if I should just stay home and drink while playing Nier.

[Anonymous No.8669017]

>>8665123
Drinking a few Budweisers before I work 7pm-close. Might as well have fun now, next Friday is St. Patty's and it's gonna be a shitshow (I work in the kitchen at a bar/pizza shop).

[Anonymous No.8669023]

thinking about doing a cheeky relapse

[Anonymous No.8669029]

>>8668979

Be glad you didn't stick around for the next seasons, you remember prison break as being great
The next ones are entertaining but quality just dropped, still fun to watch

[Bernie No.8669060]

>>8667755
Ok you seem to be a tough guy. Is this cum on your bed?

[Anonymous No.8669072]

shut it bernie ya wee betch

[Bernie No.8669099]

>>8669072
Ok, perhaps a little bit later. So what is this on your bed? Sweat?

[Anonymous No.8669115]

>>8666001
I'm 27. I feel like this is the first year I really felt time pass more quickly as you age, that thing they talk about. I don't feel like very much was going to be different for me though.
If I ever go to the bar I drink around older people though. Young people don't really go there. I can't imagine how fucking gay it would be to have to be around young kids.

[Anonymous No.8669214]

>>8665123
I have a 5 liter box of fireball i just got so that should last me until about monday morning :( Don't judge me

[Anonymous No.8669217]

Vanilla crown and coke

[Anonymous No.8669277]

Fucking stupid
stupid stupid stupid so stupid
I should have went and got the booze, fuck the diarrhea god fuckign damn it why am i so stupid

[Anonymous No.8669296]

i get REAL gay when i'm drunk

[Anonymous No.8669306]

how do i stop my hand from shaking even days after i've drank

[Anonymous No.8669307]

>>8669296
How does your gayness increase in relation to number of drinks?

[Anonymous No.8669381]

>>8667743
I play more vidya games now (instead of sleeping off my first round of 3pm drunkenness), spend more time cooking from scratch in the kitchen (especially working on my bread baking) and generally am thinking about moving forward in my life grad school and such.

I told my roommate about a week and a half into it and he didn't seem to notice. Nothing really has changed I just do everything I was doing more accurately and coherently. Wasted most of my time sleeping off first wave of drunk.

As far as restlessness goes, I work 10+ hour days anyway so sober or not I'm pretty tired by the end of the day. Only difference now is I don't like to have an ambient lights on.

[Anonymous No.8669388]

>>8669381
and I did not end up having the cider I .told myself I could have.

[Anonymous No.8669394]

>>8669306

heroin

[Anonymous No.8669456]

>tfw started going to two different liquor stores so the staff doesn't figure out how much I actually drink

I'm an alcoholic aren't I?

[Anonymous No.8669466]

>>8665123
Amarula. It's pretty great.

[Anonymous No.8669474]

Aussie in Phoenix about to go home. Which two midrange US whiskeys are the best to bring home? Got "henderson" last time its pretty good.

[Anonymous No.8669493]

The fasting anon here, just moved to a new apartment and lonely.

Drinking pretty sour sparkling wine (Cava Bonaval) with orange soda, because fuck you that's why. Gonna pop a Baltic rum soon and hopefully pass out.

Feeling is very much "bathing in joy, living inside a butterpound"...

[Anonymous No.8669541]

>>8669456
I know this feel. Once I noticed the woman remembered me, I went to a different store.

[Anonymous No.8669547]

>>8669214
What is fireball like

[Anonymous No.8669561]

>>8669474
I was gonna suggest Bully Boy but they don't have it outside of New England apparently. Shame. Their straight American Whiskey is god tier.

[Anonymous No.8669567]

>>8669466
Finished mine last night. I'm having a hard time finding the best ratio to milk; thoughts?

[Anonymous No.8669575]

Oh hey anon, stocking up on beer huh? Must be another party weekend!

[Anonymous No.8669588]

Drinking Grant's whisky tonight. I got it from my aunt for birthday.

Gf is out with her friends so I'm chilling and playing Dark Souls.

[Anonymous No.8669597]

>>8669588
I got drunk on whiskey while playing Dark Souls a week ago. I THINK I was sunbroing at the Abyss Watchers but I blacked out.

[Anonymous No.8669623]

>>8669575
h-haha yeah, gonna be a b-big one this weekend

[Anonymous No.8669651]

>>8669567
>finding the best ratio to milk
None. I like to drink it neat.

[Anonymous No.8669713]

Stopped drinking on Monday after drinking nearly every day for 4 months.

This fucking sucks. I'm so bored. I'm Going to meetings but they're kinda cringey like when I did then last time. I've never had cravings like this before. Every part of me wants to drink right now. Fuckkkk

Going to a meeting in 20 . I miss slamming them as soon as I got home in Friday and playing vidya.

[Anonymous No.8669737]

>>8669575
Yeah, a private party of one as usual.

But a great thing about a state liquor monopoly is that they wont be trying to strike a conversation but just beep the bottle and give the standard issue descending glare. Next in line with me was some retard in a wheelchair (with his help-helper) and even he got his friday bottle with no issue.

[Anonymous No.8669742]

>>8665123
Usually wine.

Gin and tonic is pretty amazing too though. Beer makes me constipated and hungover.

[Anonymous No.8669753]

>>8669575
*Doesn't hear because withdrawing and can't think straight, nods and fake laughs, drives home like a mad man and cracks that sunovabitch as soon as the door opens*

[Anonymous No.8669756]

>>8669753
>put all the beer in the fridge except for one
>tsssst

Nice feeling. Have a good weekend anons.

[Anonymous No.8669758]

>>8669742
Beer makes me blow my asshole out. Still drink it though.

[Anonymous No.8669823]

>>8669756
Oh god that is an amazing feeling
Only better feeling related to cracking beers
>Bring a 24 pack into a movie theatre with your bro(s) [12er if you're on your own]
>Wait until that moment where the previews end but the movie is yet to begin
>CR-TSSSSST

[Anonymous No.8669837]

>>8665123
Bowmore 12. Fruity shit but easy drinking.

[Anonymous No.8669952]

8 hours until alcohol
god

[Anonymous No.8669960]

what goes with spiced rum? i have this shitty spiced amber captain morgan 50% stuff

[Anonymous No.8669967]

>>8669960
Make Caribou Lou.
Your rum
Coconut rum
Pineapple Juice

Technically it's supposed to be 151 proof rum, but any high proof rum will work

[Anonymous No.8669969]

>>8667755
fuckin hell man that is so disgusting

[Anonymous No.8669972]

>>8669967
i think its 100 proof, thanks though ill try it out

[cool kid gang desu No.8669977]

good evening alcholic friends

[Anonymous No.8669985]

Few shots of Dry Anis. I'l say this is actually better than motherfucking OUZO as there's not that much added sugar in it so the taste is more... i dunno "anisey" or something.

[Anonymous No.8670025]

>>8669977

Whats up faggot?

[Anonymous No.8670087]

I am on day 26 of sobriety (you faggots jelly?) and I feel kinda depressed desu. I don't have the urge to drink which is good but I guess I am just slowly sobering up to reality (no gf - fortunately thats the only bad thing about my life right now. besides the fact that i just turned 25 too and am getting old as fuck)

[Anonymous No.8670090]

>yeti filled with ice
>3 parts white zin
>1 part white grape juice
>straw

this is so fucking drinkable to me
the only way I drink wine at home

[Anonymous No.8670159]

A single can of regular Budweiser

[Anonymous No.8670160]

>>8670159
just be careful

[Anonymous No.8670178]

>>8670090
watering down wine? Who are you, Jefferson?

[Anonymous No.8670195]

I picked up 16 of these. I was planning to keep some for tomorrow (as we are supposed to be having bad weather this weekend and I didn't want to go out) but it's still early and I am already on number 5.

[Anonymous No.8670317]

>>8669115
Yeah I guess I need to find a more "mature" bar to hang out at.
I first started going there when I was 21 and everyone was my age. Now all of a sudden it's like all the people I used to hang out with were replaced by a new set of kids in their early 20's.

[Anonymous No.8670444]

>>8670317
I would really recommend it. I mean I know it's probably just me but I always found it easier to hang around older people than my peers. I have like 4 friends my age but that's it.

[Anonymous No.8670460]

I'm havin rum&coke and got a bottle of vodka when the rums gone, and playing some vidya, how you guys spending your Friday night

[Anonymous No.8670462]

i feel quite unhealthy.

[Anonymous No.8670468]

>>8670460
also making some pasta shells to go with homemade meatballs I made in my crock pot

[Anonymous No.8670469]

>>8670460
I'm in Japan so it's Saturday morning here, just laying in bed jacking off and shit and waiting until we're going to a club.
Hate clubs, honestly so I'll have to get wasted before setting my foot in that place.
What are you playing?

[Anonymous No.8670478]

>>8670469
I hate them too so I feel you there

I'm playing Marvel Heroes it's basically a Diablo clone with marvel characters

[Anonymous No.8670504]

>>8665215
grow a beard

[Anonymous No.8670507]

>>8670468
Got a recipe for those meatballs. Just out of curiosity.
All I have is wine right now.

[Anonymous No.8670508]

>>8670460
Drank a 750ml bottle of rum with coke tonight while playing CS:GO, tabletop simulator and finished the night with some Duck Game with a few m8s, drinking a cup of tea before going to sleep now.

[Anonymous No.8670546]

>>8670507
http://www.ayearofslowcooking.com/2011/12/not-your-mothers-meatballs-slow-cooker.html?m=1

It's from the recipe book that came with my crock pot

But I don't bother with the flour or freezing and just use a can of crushed tomatoes for the sauce and they always come out good

[Anonymous No.8670590]

T minus 5 hour
I'm going crazy over here

>This entire thing is probably going to get a lot worse in years as I drink more

[Anonymous No.8670610]

>>8668235
It really is a pathetic circlejerk and NA is 10x worse

[Anonymous No.8670617]

been moving back to liquor from beers lately due to price differences along with less hangover potential

currently halfway through a 750ml of this bad boy, stacks up fairly well against titos and ketel one but so far i think I'd prefer either of those two

still quite mellow stuff neat or in martinis

[Anonymous No.8670618]

>>8670546
Cool, thanks for sharing.

[Anonymous No.8670621]

>>8670590
Don't do it mate, you're gonna waste your life.

[Anonymous No.8670635]

>>8670610
I went to AA for a time, and every time someone talked about NA it was like all those faggots do there is reminisce about the drugs and what and how they would do them and shit.

[Anonymous No.8670658]

>>8666847
whoa wait I have more questions than I did previously

[Anonymous No.8670666]

>>8667418
Some combination of 2-3 fifths per week plus 3-4 bottles of wine plus maybe a six pack of beer sometimes too. I feel worse about the money than about dying eventually.

[Anonymous No.8670669]

>>8667618
I need to start brewing my own. I moved from the PNW (cider aplenty) and haven't been able to find good, strong cider in my area. SAD

[Anonymous No.8670678]

>>8670635
NA worked so well I went in on pills and came out on heroin!

[Anonymous No.8670686]

>Drinking again

3 fucking days in a row with about only 6 hours of decent sleep. On Thursday night I started drinking after work at around 9:30 pm. Had Friday off so drank right through until 8:30 am. Had planned to keep going all day but was just too tired. Went to bed until around 11:30 am and then started drinking again. Judging by internet history got to at least 4:53 am last night watching movies and shitposting before I blacked out. Woke up on the couch at 9am and went to bed but only made it to 11am when I woke up again and started drinking again.

I can't go on like this.

[Anonymous No.8670695]

>>8670678
Jesus christ, be careful anon. Please get help again if it gets too bad.

[Anonymous No.8670707]

>>8670686
>can't
nonsense

commit to your downfall like a normal human

[Anonymous No.8670708]

>>8670686
I've got no idea how you can hold a job like this. I even used to drink on my job at lunchtime and I fucking quit after a year because it became too much on top of the drinking I was doing at night.

[Anonymous No.8670711]

>>8670695
Oh I already quit when It started to affect my life too bad I was just saying the people there actually led me to a heroin dealer and helped me buy... The people at the AA or na groups are pretty shitty in my experience

[Anonymous No.8670716]

>>8670711
I had a good experience with AA. Was very comfortable and was fine talking to anyone, but it didn't do anything for me as far as drinking or how I regard drinking.
Lucky I never got into any other drug I think. Everyone who had either been there or heard about it described NA as such a trashy, jank, just all around fucked up mess from what I could gather.

[Anonymous No.8670726]

>>8670708
I haven't worked since Thursday. I'm not quite as bad through the week. I drink at night but I definitely make sure to get to bed no later than 2:30 am.

My drinking has never impacted my job.

[Anonymous No.8670730]

>>8669547
fireball tastes like liquid cinnamon hearts, and at least up here in ontario it's artificially priced within 2% of straight liquor per alcohol volume so it's deliciously cost-effective

>>8670504
that's the last thing i ever want to do

[Anonymous No.8670734]

>>8665215
Dress like a dad

[Anonymous No.8670736]

>>8665215
Keep drinking.

You'll age yourself years eventually.

[Anonymous No.8670756]

Smirnoff and tacos fuck yeah

Spring break here in my city. But im inside shitposting on 4chan

[Anonymous No.8670786]

>>8665123
Went to get some booze and it turns out my ID expired last month. The guy said he couldn't accept it. I went to the grocery store and tried to get some beers, but the same thing happened. Now I'm super anxious and have nothing to drink. This is awful.

[Anonymous No.8670798]

>>8670786
>Expired ID means you can't get booze

What the fuck? Why does it need to be valid to prove your of drinking age?

[Anonymous No.8670801]

>>8670786
What the fuck? Such horse shit. A bar will almost certainly not deny.

[Anonymous No.8670815]

>>8665376
But the board is also for drinks and alcohol, unless you can point me to the "drinking and alcohol" board.
You kill yourself faggot

[Anonymous No.8670829]

>>8665971
>live with my parents
>Like smoking pot after my parents go to bed
>lately they have been passing out on the couch and then refusing to go to bed when I wake them up and tell them to go to bed, claiming they are watching the tv
iktf bro.

[Anonymous No.8670831]

4 locos from the gas station

[Anonymous No.8670841]

>>8670829
That god damn fucking TV. Same reason my wife won't go to bed. She has her own addiction, but mine is considered shameful. How many "real housewives of shitsville" shows are there anyways?

[Anonymous No.8670851]

>>8666274

kek

[Anonymous No.8670946]

>>8670730
sux to toss up tho cause of the spice

[Anonymous No.8670956]

I was thinking today how I kind of like the hangover feel. Is that weird, or can anyone relate? I get the shakes, twitches, sweats, trouble breathing, heart pains, abdominal pains, cramps, and wavy/blurry vision. I went through it so many times now though that I kind of like those feelings despite how they sabotage me.

I'll usually go on 1-2 day benders where I can nearly consume 1.75L a day. Then varying on how I feel I'll experience those symptoms.

[Anonymous No.8670962]

>>8665123
I'm on week number 11 of sobriety
stay strong brothers

[Anonymous No.8670976]

>>8670956
Plus headaches, trouble standing/walking/moving, unable to speak, moving like slow motion.

I just feel like it puts me through an experience that I just want to go back to. Some days I am so shocked and poisoned that I literally can't get up to pour a shot. Once I go maybe that day sober I usually start to get paranoid and anxious. I will hear voices of people and hallucinate visions at which point if I take a few shots it starts to disappear.

[Anonymous No.8670979]

>>8670841
I always thought it was one or 2 shows, but just noticed that they are named slightly different and scattered all around the country. How do people watch that shit?

[Anonymous No.8670982]

>>8670962

It takes a stronger man to keep drinking because it's much easier to fuck up your life, takes a weak man to just not not do anything to fuck up your life

[Anonymous No.8670994]

>haven't touched alcohol in 5 months now

the desire to drink never goes away. If you want to stop, you have to put hard limits to your behavior.

[Anonymous No.8670999]

>>8670994

Who in their right mind would want that?

[Anonymous No.8671005]

This is honestly the best liquor I've ever had in my life

[Anonymous No.8671045]

>>8670460
I downloaded the original Starcraft last night as my last act before passing out. I'll probably fire it up when I start drinking in a bit.

[Anonymous No.8671079]

I need to do some reading on beer and wine in general, as well as some food pairings. Any good comprehensive guides or anything? It's going to be my job for the next 6 months at least, but I just drink straight whiskey or vodka. I'm reading now but it's hard to find a good source of information that explains the reasoning.

[Anonymous No.8671084]

>>8665123
I drink heavily on the weekends but I can't do it everyday, I tried but I couldn't deal with the hangovers.

Probably a good thing actually

[Anonymous No.8671130]

>>8671084
that's a better habit. finally moved down from a pint of importers a night to drinking only on fridays and maybe saturday if I wasn't too sick.

gonna down me some 32 oz milwaukees tonight, already had two bodingtons pub ale. for once this week I happier drinking, been irritable despite working out and doing something with myself.

[Anonymous No.8671143]

Does being a lightweight drinker make me a pussy? It means I have less of a frame between being good buzzed and being an awkward drunk, but it's also much more economically viable and also means I'm not killing my liver and shrinking my brain as hard as other people.

[Anonymous No.8671144]

>>8671130
Ayy i'm drinking some milwaukee's best light right now

I'm watching my weight and my wallet, don't judge me

[Anonymous No.8671147]

>>8671143
Absolutely not, you should find whatever your comfortable buzz is. Fuck those who think you need to black out when you drink

[Anonymous No.8671155]

>>8671144
you're on the same boat as me, so I'll judge you but not with hateful eyes. I keep telling myself it's a process...and compared to what I used to be I'm a lot better than what I was...yet...I'm a lot colder now. for once this week(s) I feel happy as opposed to the logical happier.

[Anonymous No.8671162]

>>8671144
shoulda included in my earlier response, but...keep it up. you know yourself better than anyone else. be proud of what you've accomplished. and don't change for anybody.

[Anonymous No.8671203]

>>8671162
Oh don't feel sorry for me, I tried drinking daily for a week and didn't like it. I definitely don't have a problem compared to others but thanks

[Anonymous No.8671224]

>>8671203
I don't feel sorry for anyone but myself, once I realize it's a problem. To each and their own. but keep it up. I tried a major binge for a week with shroom...didn't last 3 days. now...the hangover is what keeps me from misbehaving. I suppose I drink so I can a moment of suspension and actually appreciate what I accomplished, however silly they may be. If you ever played FF8, one of Siefer's quote "I love battles. I fear nothing. The way I look at it, as long as you make it out of a battle alive, you're one step closer to fulfilling your dream".

[Anonymous No.8671276]

I'm feeling pretty good. Over the last 2 years I've been drinking more and more and it started become a serious habit. It got to the point where I was drinking every day. I couldn't imagine not drinking everyday. I'm 5'11" and jumped from 180 lbs to 222. Anyway I got sick of feeling bloated and hungover all the time, and to constantly rely on alcohol to relax at the end of the day. I just want to drink on the weekend or with friends. So I gave up alcohol for lent. The first 3 days were brutal. It took everything in my willpower not to buy any booze. I just sat on my computer all day and watched tv. I've been crushing diet cokes to deal with the oral fixation. Anyway by day 5 I went to visit some people for the weekend and we all hung out without drinking and I actually had fun. It was the first time in years I attended something social without drinking. Anyway Day 7 came and went and I actually felt OK. Keeping myself busy. It's now 10 days without alcohol and I've dropped down to 215 lbs by simply not drinking. I've been taking vitamins and fish oil to try and improve my cholesterol which was off the charts last time I checked. I've also been taking St. John's Wort because it is apparently an anti depressant and I don't know if its placebo bullshit or not but I feel pretty good and I'm gonna keep taking it. Anyway next week i plan on starting to walk everyday. My diet is improving since I'm not too drunk and lazy to make decent food. Will see doctor and redo blood work in a few weeks. Gonna hang out with some people tomorrow should be nice I'm looking forward to it. Reading these threads has definitely helped me get the courage to do this especially considering some of the really sad stories I've seen on here. I'm really concerned about some of you. Some are literally dying. God be with you.

[Anonymous No.8671305]

>>8671276
Congratulations anon. Hope things keep looking up for you

[Anonymous No.8671446]

I'm drunk as shit. All my friends are out of town because it's spring break and no one will be back until Sunday. Being drunk alone I have no one to vent my racist opinons to. Should I make my snapchat story one long racist rant?

[Anonymous No.8671458]

>>8671446
You're free to vent your opinions on other 4chan boards

[Anonymous No.8671475]

>>8671446
>>>/pol/catalog

[Anonymous No.8671526]

>>8665123
Drank a few tall glasses of rum, now having one of these sangria mixes that come in a pre mixed container. Dont even remember where I got it

[Anonymous No.8671541]

>Want to get vodka
>Can only afford the cheapest of beers

I hate this taste

[Anonymous No.8671550]

>>8671541
I know this feel. Sometimes I cant get anything but beer, shit sucks.
What kind did you end up buying?

[Anonymous No.8671567]

>>8665242
Honestly this senpai

[Anonymous No.8671570]

>>8669456
i've got a regular store, but sometimes if im drinking two days in a row i might go somewhere else

my local store is very cool. owned by this seik guy. tiny store packed to the gills with all the essentials, plus a nice walk in beer cooler in the back with a fair selection. very discreet too, none of the bogus chit-chat like they used to give me at the lcbo (ontariofags know)

[Anonymous No.8671593]

>>8669456
I go to three stores. For whatever reason I have three liquor stores within a km of my house.

>Get beer at the Indian run liquor store
>"No Wild Turkey tonight?"

[Anonymous No.8671630]

>>8671550

The name is literally translated as "Strong ale beer"

[Anonymous No.8671640]

>>8671630
Ahh I see.
Well that's a shame. If you were around Id be more than glad to share some rum or wine or vodka with a person as shitty as I. Beer isnt bad, could be worse and you could be drinking prison hooch

[Anonymous No.8671654]

i'm a fucking piece of shit

[Anonymous No.8671658]

>>8671654
Same

[Anonymous No.8671659]

>>8671654
We all are to some extent, some more than others.
Feel free to vent a bit if you gotta

[Anonymous No.8671699]

Is anybody interested in an /alc/ chat?

Made this discord server... join me and shitpost/drunkchat https://discord.gg/uSUr9PM

[Anonymous No.8671720]

>>8665123
>Girlfriend bought cheapo honey bourbon for me
>Up all night on my night off
>Black tea and honey bourbon

It's delicioso

[Anonymous No.8671737]

>>8671720
That shit tastes like garbage.

[Anonymous No.8671750]

>>8671737
It does which is why the only thing I can drink it with is black tea.

This has the benefit of keeping me wired as well.

It's a good drunk.

[Anonymous No.8671754]

>>8669456
>tfw every single person on any shift in the store recognizes you because of the sheer amount of times you visit.

[Anonymous No.8671767]

>every worker at the liquor store knows me by name

[Anonymous No.8671769]

>>8671767
>Tried going into the store with a bit of a disguise and the indian dude behind the counter asked "are you going out or something?"

[Anonymous No.8671771]

>>8671767

Why would they know your name

[Anonymous No.8671786]

This is my second day of drinking. I've gone through two bottles of vodka and a few beers and shitloads of fast food. I don't know how I'll be able to handle the hangover, the mental side is the worst.

[Anonymous No.8671791]

>>8671786
This might sound weird but I quite enjoy being hungover. I have a greasy breakfast with a red powerade, junk food throughout the day and fap about 8 times over the whole day. I've no idea why porn and fapping is so great hungover but it is.

[Anonymous No.8671829]

>>8671791
red powerade is risky. if you puke it up you'll be in a panic

[Anonymous No.8671877]

>>8671829
I haven't puked in about 3 years.

[Anonymous No.8671918]

>Waiting to take a piss so you could go to sleep easily without worrying about piss

[Anonymous No.8671943]

>>8671786
Gravol is your friend. Coffee too. Or caffeine tablets, those go down easier.

My hangover kit is gravol, visene, caffeine, and orange gatorade. The orange stuff tastes better coming up if I do end up puking, which I like about it.

[Anonymous No.8671961]

>>8671918
that mental balancing act between drinking lots of water before bed and not wanting to wet the bed.

if you're really worried about it just sleep on a towel

[Anonymous No.8671969]

>>8671961
How pissed do you need to be to piss yourself? I'm a pretty high consuming alcoholic yet I've never once pissed myself when drunk. I just can't comprehend how much more I would seemingly have to drink to get to that state.

I dunno if I have some kind of high sleep piss sentience or something. I never pissed the bed as a child either.

[Anonymous No.8671990]

>>8671969
It varies from person to person. Some guys never do it, others can pretty much count on it when they've drank too much. It's pretty rare for me, like a couple of times a year at most, and it's usually just because I forgot to go to the bathroom before bed.

Fat guys are more prone to it because alcohol aggravates sleep apnea, and if your brain is focused on breathing you're less likely to wake up.

[Anonymous No.8672113]

we day drinkin or what?!

[Anonymous No.8672139]

>>8671754
tfw they're all women around your age and you have a micro penis and drinking problem

[Anonymous No.8672149]

>>8671990
>Fat guys are more prone to it because alcohol aggravates sleep apnea, and if your brain is focused on breathing you're less likely to wake up.

there is so much wrong in this post it's a wonder you're an alcoholic

[Anonymous No.8672234]

>>8671829

I did this in college and lost my mind thinking I was going to die.

[Anonymous No.8672499]

Going to a bar alone tonight for the first time.

Gonna try:
>tanqueray and tonic
>old fashioned
>B52

im a little nervous about it desu

[Anonymous No.8672506]

not to be a huge reposting fag, but i thought it would be cool if we all connected on a discord or something

https://discord.gg/uSUr9PM im online if anyone wants to have some fun and feels

[Anonymous No.8672525]

friends not in town / dont wanna chill ! no problem got myself a 12 pack and a bottle of vodka and 2 xan. FUCK IT

[Anonymous No.8672541]

>>8671720
>gf
normie just fucking leave ree

[Anonymous No.8672547]

Is there any danger with alcohol and Ritalin? Just got a new prescription.

[Anonymous No.8672557]

>>8672547
I hope you're not the same guy who asked from the last thread. In either case the consensus was firmly that you shouldn't do it, but I can't stop you from anything. Tons of people were saying no to drinking on it though.

Maybe just drink a little without getting full on drunk/wasted. Dunno.

[Anonymous No.8672562]

>>8672557
I wasn't in last thread, what are the possible issues?

[Anonymous No.8672565]

>>8672562
I can't remember, maybe someone else will chime in or you can jewgle it.

[Anonymous No.8672571]

Anyone else always wake up drunk?


I went to bed at 1 and got up at 1030 and I'm still drunk, Just gonna roll with it

[Anonymous No.8672584]

smirnoff
not that into alcohol at all i just get whatever i can stomach and gets me intoxicated quick
i typically get through 70cl each week, i don't drink a lot at a time but it is consistent each day, usually take shots before i leave the house (social anxiety rules), and when i get back in to unwind for the night

[Anonymous No.8672600]

Have you guys tried smoking weed?

I switched from a pint of vodka a day to smoking spliffs all the time and it's way better. My asshole doesn't feel like a world war 2 trench every day either.

[Anonymous No.8672598]

>>8672565
I found something about possible increases in existing depression/anxiety etc, but I expect depression when I drink anyway, so I'll drink a reasonable amount and see. I'll report back tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.8672607]

>>8672547
its fine bro. its like always just ur a little more hype. not big deal.

[Anonymous No.8672610]

>>8672600
you arent meant to put the bottle up your ass
just put in the trash when its finished - much easier in my experience

[Anonymous No.8672618]

>>8672571
start drinking again pussy !

[Anonymous No.8672624]

>>8672618
this guy DRINKS

[Anonymous No.8672625]

>>8672610
That was one time okay

[Anonymous No.8672634]

>>8672598
Alright dude, take it easy.
>>8672571
My body processes alcohol too fast to wake up drunk anymore. Haven't since I was in college.

[Anonymous No.8672636]

How long do you guys have to sleep to not be drunk in the morning?

[Anonymous No.8672655]

How come the only substances that stop me from sperging out and allow me to act like a normal human being cause life-threatening dependencies?

[Anonymous No.8672663]

>>8665971
>>8670841
Why the fuck are you married to someone you hate so much? Re-evaluate your life, man.

[Anonymous No.8672664]

>>8672655
It's natures way of telling you that you're worthless

[Anonymous No.8672668]

>>8672636
I average 5 hours of sleep or less a night, but that's because I drink every day/night. I don't wake up drunk though because my systems are too used to this shit. I could easily pick up another beer any morning when I get up but I try not to do that.
>>8672655
It sucks dude. It sucks, I know.

[Anonymous No.8672709]

HELP

[Anonymous No.8672716]

>>8672709
Wat rong?

[Anonymous No.8672728]

>>8672655
You're not a normal person when you're drunk either. It's shitty man. I thought I could keep an even keel on pain pills too, but I can't do that anymore. You can try some cbd type of extracts. They don't produce the paranoia that weed does, but I feel like a zombie.

[Anonymous No.8672740]

>>8666001
I'm 25. I guess I'm high-functioning at this point still. Burgeoning career that is starting nicely, and I've balanced the alcohol with raises and increases in responsibility.

I think the alcoholism is getting worse, and the worst part is...I don't want to stop it. I love being drunk. I'm bored when sober. As long as I show up no more than an hour late the next day, right?

[Anonymous No.8672756]

>>8667945
>any rum or vodka
>spiced/dark rum
>pineapple juice
>coconut if you're feeling it

You can even use those Jumex pineapple/coconut nectar cans that are like $0.25 each.

Pineapple masks alcohol efficiently, so you don't have to make the drink insanely sugary.

[Anonymous No.8672800]

Went to go buy toilet paper this morning.

Ended up at the cash register with toilet paper, potatoes, condoms, a bottle of merlot, and a six-pack of 7% IPAs.

The cashier lady audibly laughed at me, but I was laughing at myself at that point so it was no big deal.

[Anonymous No.8672817]

>>8671769
my fucking sides

>>8672113
yeah

>>8672655
basically this >>8672664 as far as i've determined, no matter how hard i've tried or how much time i've put into anything in my life i've never become even average at whatever's in question, so i drink when i can afford it and currently when i can also convince my gf to buy me some t. anon from earlier who lost their ID

[Anonymous No.8672822]

>>8672800
do cashiers really give a fuck what you buy? no one has ever said anything about my purchases because theyre probably just mindlessly going through the motions

[Anonymous No.8672827]

>>8672822
I shop at HEB, and the cashiers are usually friendly and are decent at unobtrusive small talk.

[Anonymous No.8672883]

>>8672822
was a cashier back in the day ! no one gives a fuck. if they do. then there usually 30 years old + fucking being faggots. tell them to go eat a dick.

[Anonymous No.8672923]

I hit 3 months sober tomorrow, and coming back to these threads I still can't decide if I envy or pity you guys. Obviously I'm in a way better place now, got back in shape, doing better at work, etc. But man, I miss that feeling of just accepting you have an alcohol problem, and getting cozy for the night with a full bottle and some movies, video games, and 4chan shitposting. I don't want to go back to drinking, but I also really do

[Anonymous No.8672939]

Vodka and beer

[Anonymous No.8672960]

>>8672923
Don't anon. Please. Stay ahead while you can, don't let yourself relapse.

[Anonymous No.8672961]

>>8672923
You may just drink only a bottle in a while and get comfy watching some good movies, that's what I'm doing.

[Anonymous No.8672976]

>>8672923
go buy a bottle ya ponce

[Anonymous No.8672984]

>>8672976
>anon 4 hours later and drunk
>"these are ponce's pants!"

[Anonymous No.8673031]

Had a seizure the other night in my sleep and was unresponsive for 10 hours. Gf came into room with me choking on my own puke. Ive still been drinking all day

[Anonymous No.8673032]

>>8672923
dude drinking is like everything else just chill with it. its cozy as fuck.

[Anonymous No.8673045]

>>8673031
Damn nigga how much do you drink

[Anonymous No.8673056]

>>8673031
our guy

[Anonymous No.8673075]

Fuck. Occupational health inspection next Thursday. It would probably be a good idea for me not to drink this weekend but I haven't finally made up my mind if I'm going to attempt it or not. It's going to be boring as fuck. I've used alcohol as my only happiness in life for a good many years now, not drinking every day, but drinking at least once a week, sometimes more.

[Anonymous No.8673078]

>>8665172
I'd buy that but also you're a total fucking bellend

[Anonymous No.8673097]

I believe it was about 30 shots of vodka that day. Normally around 15-20

[Anonymous No.8673103]

>>8665172
Everything quadruple is secretly degenerate.

[Anonymous No.8673106]

reminder that we buttchug here
fuck off oralnormies

[Anonymous No.8673157]

>>8672598
Molecules affecting mood have effects over a week or two. Take care not to think "it's OK" tomorrow and not link it if it happen later.

Antidepressants and alcohol do not mix well, in unexpected ways.

>>8672655
Pic related. Life's an arsehole.
Also, anxiety is worse after being an alckie than before. You wouldn't fucking believe.

[Anonymous No.8673364]

>>8673075
are they drawing blood? If not, drink as normal. I drank heavily the night before something similar, and of course started having withdrawal symptoms during the health check, with my blood pressure spiking like crazy

[Anonymous No.8673399]

>>8665242
>not being a functioning alcoholic

[Anonymous No.8673423]

>>8673399

>not being sober, yet completely dysfunctional

[Anonymous No.8673427]

>>8672822
I used to work in a gas station, and usually the cashier wants to die more than you do. I was polite, but your problems don't concern me.

[Anonymous No.8673436]

>>8673364
>are they drawing blood?

Yes they are. I'm better off not drinking at all I guess? Or is getting a few 4.5% abv beers safe?

[Anonymous No.8673692]

>tfw u mix fireball with del monte mango nectar

[Anonymous No.8673710]

feeling pretty good bros gave up alcohol for lent and I've been sleeping a lot better

[Anonymous No.8673711]

>>8672557
>I hope you're not the same guy who asked from the last thread

He's not.
But alcohol and concerta make me feel good

[Anonymous No.8673713]

>>8665301

>I've found the cure for a hangover.....

theres no such thing as a hangover.

day 1: you go to work, you do your hours, you end your day, you go to the pub and drink 8-10 pints, you go home and maybe eat, you drink a pint of water because you dont want to be dehydrated and then you pass out.

day 2: see day 1

day 3: see day 2

repeat for 3 years until fat random blood test points out your liver is fatty and you may need to watch your lifestyle choices

t. my life

[Anonymous No.8673718]

>>8673710
>I've been sleeping a lot better

That's a lie.
How can you even sleep when you're sober?

[Anonymous No.8673725]

>>8673713

Remove the pub part, it's a lot cheaper to buy booze from the store and just go home to drink.

[Anonymous No.8673726]

torpedo extra

[Anonymous No.8673736]

>>8665435

nothing better to do
it becomes habit
you enjoy it
you dont want to/cant be arsed to stop

its not full on alcholism because you can keep a job but its just as destructive long term

[Anonymous No.8673767]

>>8673736
>because you can keep a job

Speak for yourself

[Anonymous No.8673771]

>>8673725

woh, drinking at home means your an alcoholic
drinking in a pub just means your social
yes, talking to the bar staff outside of "pint please, crazy weather, ha ha ha" counts as having friends... in my head...

[Anonymous No.8673775]

>>8673767

pint of water before sleeping, strong deodorant and loud alarm
no one knows or if they do they dont say shit (to your face)

[Anonymous No.8673801]

>>8673775
>being able to sustain a job and all its intrinsic social interactions because you're not using alcohol as a crutch for your anxiety and lifelong self-loathing

[Anonymous No.8673891]

>>8673801
I'm only able to sustain a job and all its social interactions BECAUSE I'm using alcohol to unwind when I'm not at the office, rather than in spite of.

[Anonymous No.8673905]

>>8665123
Tullamore because I've run out of scotch, it's a sad evening..

[Anonymous No.8673937]

>>8671771
Id probably.

[Anonymous No.8673957]

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[Anonymous No.8673988]

ADHD/Ritalin guy here. Alcohol doesn't seem to have any effect except being drunk.

[Anonymous No.8674041]

I fucked up and may have sent something terrible to a friend on facebook while shitfaced on Wednesday

Now my brain is telling me to get drunk again to fix the problem but I know this is retarded

fuck me...

[Anonymous No.8674050]

>>8674041
Just text "sorry I was drunk"

[Anonymous No.8674055]

>>8674050
She doesn't know I drink and I sent this at 6PM on on wedneday...

[Anonymous No.8674101]

>>8673988
adderall person here, it just makes everything about being drunk "extra"

if you'd be happy, you'll be happier, if you'd be sad, you'll be sadder

[Anonymous No.8674121]

>>8674055
>She doesn't know I drink
Underage?

[Anonymous No.8674152]

>>8674121
No
I guess it would be better to frame that as "She doesn't think I'd be the kind of person to get overtly wasted on a Wednesday evening"

[Anonymous No.8674158]

>>8674152
What did you send? Screenshot it, or it didn't happen.

Feel free to edit out names.

[Anonymous No.8674178]

>>8674158
I've been a huge pussy and putting off looking at it after seeing that it was the length of several paragraphs and the start was borderline cringe stuff gushing about how cool she is

70% chance I get drunk in the next 5 hours and then after that I'll post it.

[Anonymous No.8674182]

>>8674178
Do it, faggot.

You've got me curious, and nothing is sweeter than the anguish of fellow humans.

[Anonymous No.8674196]

>>8674178
we're all shit

join us

[Anonymous No.8674285]

>>8674178
Just say "hey, sorry if I said something stupid the other night, it was my friend's birthday/bachelor party/aunt's funeral/etc and I don't usually drink."

[Anonymous No.8674385]

>Having friends
>Wanting friends
>Not being contempt being alone all the time

Your three major problems.

[Anonymous No.8674445]

>>8674385
>contempt being alone
:(

[Anonymous No.8674483]

>>8674385
>Not being contempt being alone all the time
that freudian slip shows it all anon

you aren't alone here don't worry

[Anonymous No.8674507]

>>8674483

No slip there my friend.
Read it again

[Anonymous No.8674586]

>>8673713
how the fuck do you drink 8-10 pints holy shit. my family thinks i have a problem if i drink 4-5 pints and i do that rarely

[Anonymous No.8674629]

>>8669597
i got almost 1000 hours on ds3 and i swear if im tipsy i never lose to anyone. alcohol makes you less predictable in that game

[Anonymous No.8674690]

There's a chat for /alc/ if anyone's interested
https://discord.gg/egA8DHJ

[Anonymous No.8674779]

>>8674690
i won't join until i see proof that it's not lonely

[Anonymous No.8674859]

>>8674178
Its cold as fuck outside and I'm not sure if its worth it to get drunk post midnight
It probably is but the wind is howling so bad