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post em here

>> No.8682022

>>8682006
That webm gave me literal brain damage
belongs on facebook OP

>> No.8682029
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>>8682029

AHHH

>> No.8682056

>>8682022
I don't do fb because I don't wanna see people bitch about themselfs...fb itself does brain damage.

>> No.8682057

>>8682029
God's work. Do you have the cheese grater?

>> No.8682069

>>8682057
nope

>> No.8682140

OP here
I know you guys have webm's of related topic, don't hide and share your's!

>> No.8682161
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>> No.8682179
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>> No.8682833

more! more! more!

>> No.8682845

Today on How It's Made...

>> No.8682852

>>8682006
>sneaking in those jack clips
kek I see what you did there

>> No.8682855

>>8682179
essential numale core

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>>8682855

>> No.8682872

>>8682174
In what hell have I found myself?

>> No.8682913

>>8682872
A Crazy Hell

>> No.8682951

more! more! more! need webm's for a project.

>> No.8682998
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>> No.8683006

>>8682179
Why would he put oil on the griddle if he already buttered the bread?
Plus he gave the bread an unnecessary extra spread of butter halfway through, does he want his kid to be as fat as him or something?

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>> No.8683072

>>8683036
L-l-lewd :3

>> No.8683079
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>> No.8683081

>>8683068
Among other things, why did she put the knife in the bowl at the end?

>> No.8683085

>>8683079
reminds me of my homemade donuts the other day

>> No.8683090

>>8683079
Mmmmm, 'beetus

>> No.8683119
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>> No.8683159

>>8683141
that looks amazing.

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>> No.8683214

>>8682069
Stupid bitch.

>> No.8683215

>>8683006
>fat makes you fat
wew.

The worst part of that meal is the bread. And that's it.

>> No.8683217

>>8683180
>neckbeard: the meal

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>> No.8683232

>>8683195
What did he mean by this?

>> No.8683240

>>8683215

>carbs make you fat

wew.

the worst part of this thread is both of your dumb asses

>> No.8683241

>>8683232
showing that you can use low-tier food to make le 'fancy' dishes. I don't know otherwise

>> No.8683254
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>>8683240

>> No.8683269

Let's get back to posting webm's anons

>> No.8683308

>>8683141
Is that Franklin's?

>> No.8683315

>>8683180
Oh my god.

That meal was amazing looking, before they added that pile of shit on top.

Fucking mountain kikes.

>> No.8683324

>>8683269
i was the only one posting and i'm all out lol

>> No.8683328

>>8682179
Why does he keep spinning it? Is this a certain technique or something?

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>> No.8683340

>>8683072
Anything asians do is lewd

>> No.8683344
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>> No.8683350

I can't even get mad at non-jack fuckups anymore. They're lacking that special brand of fucked up motorskills. That bodylanguage that doesn't seem to acknowledge when he messes up at all. That really gets to me more than the food itself

>> No.8683351

>>8683315
that's cheesy m8

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>>8683339

>> No.8683364

>>8683350
I don't normally get sick just by viewing something, but Jack's stuff makes me ill every time.

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>> No.8683375
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>>8683364
>>8683350
jack?

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>> No.8683397

>>8683391
at least he picked a decent olive oil

>> No.8683399
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>> No.8683407

>>8683225
Cuál es?

>> No.8683416

>>8683407
Meant to link >>8683221

>> No.8683429

>>8683315
>not appreciating raclette
Die

>> No.8683441

>>8683119
What's this process of ice cream making? I can't figure it out and want to show my kid.

>> No.8683449

>>8683441
look up "ice cream roll"

>> No.8683454

>>8683441
http://allrecipes.com/recipe/233928/how-to-make-vanilla-ice-cream/
hope it helps

>> No.8683468

anymore webm's that sombody didn't post yet? thanks if you post more

>> No.8683492

>>8683208
Groooooossssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!

>> No.8683499

keep em rolling!!

>> No.8683504

>>8683195
>brulee-ing that shitty dessert cake
C O O L

>> No.8683512

>>8683371
now this shit is neat

>> No.8683539

>>8683449
Thank you very much. Now I want to move to Thailand.

Also, thanks for not saying 'google; ice cream roll.

>>8683454
Thank you too!

>> No.8683570

>>8683353
I can't find the video, wanted to show my son this too,

>> No.8683573

>>8683539

Coldstone Creamery also does something similar to this. They don't roll it in the end though. They just mix all your toppings with the ice cream on a freezing cold platter.

>> No.8683586

>>8682029

motherfucker I just came from the grocery, this is bullshit why didn't you make this thread an hour ago

>> No.8683590
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>>8682179
Every time I see that video starting I think I'll receive this instead.

>> No.8683619

>>8683570
she deleted it. fuck
show him this instead
https://youtu.be/u4zw99VsoMA

>> No.8683772

>>8682179
Did his wifes son enjoy it?

>> No.8683816

>>8683353

That's not even the worst part

The worst part is when she pours in two cups of vegetable oil into the sauce for no discernible reason

>> No.8683865

>>8683619
Aww damn it!!!! He wanted sound for whatever reason and I remembered it was titled Marie's authentic Italian sauce or something :,,(

>>8683816
This is why I wante to show ihm. He knows how I make my sauce and loves it and understand spices and stuff make a difference, gives the flavor. I'd love to see him react to hre whole video.

>> No.8683974

Anyone have more Webm's please

>> No.8684042

>>8683974
more!

>> No.8684052
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>>8683119
WHY DOES THIS EXIST REEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.8684065

>>8683865

shit i can't even find the mirror anymore.

>> No.8684099

I know some of you are not posting webm's of food that you have. share pls

>> No.8684113

>>8683232

MAKING FUN OF PLATING

>> No.8684122

>>8682029
>Starts out with a decent spread of ingredients
Okay, what delightful Mexican dish are we going to ma-
>Dumps chips directly into pan
Nigger what are you doing?

>> No.8684123

Please does anyone have the webm of that old Mexican guy making that drink in an overflowing styrofoam cup and his qt daughter makes an appearance?

>> No.8684146

>>8684113
THAT IS PLATING

>> No.8684182

>>8683141
Jack's outdoing himself with that one

>> No.8684190

>>8683365
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLrNGIbqn0w

>> No.8684201

>>8684190
tha fuk

>> No.8684207

More Webm's

>> No.8684211
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>>8682179
Why does everyone hate this webm again?

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>> No.8684236

>>8684213
Is that Jack? That seems like something he would do but only if he misplaces his two knives.

>> No.8684248

>>8684236
do you see Jack's signet ring?
All jack Webms are cut to include a flash of his gold, this is Kay an northumbrian woman who cooks recipes cold on camera and more or less doesn't do a great job. As you can see she doesn't let established practices anchor her down

>> No.8684249

>>8684146
>>8684146
It's making fun of it by using garbage, lol.

>> No.8684266

>>8684211

the levels of pretentiousness are so far beyond the chart you can't even see the fucking chart. I think that might actually be the point being made in the movie, but even so.

>> No.8684271

>>8684236

If it were jack he'd have one hand on each handle of the scissors, and somehow fail at bringing them together three times out of five.

>> No.8684296

webm's

>> No.8684348

more! more! webms

>> No.8684371
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>> No.8684410

>>8682174
but why

>> No.8684425

>>8684371
Where is this from?

>> No.8684429

>>8684371
That looks like Masaokis making Marie's Authentic Italian Tomato Sauce From Italy.

>> No.8684430

>>8684425
Some disgusting anon from another chan. This is video 8 from a 9-part series.

>> No.8684431

>>8682029

too much cheese

thats enough carbs for like, a month

>> No.8684463

>>8683371
that nice and all but lets now see that thing add the sprinkles

>> No.8684468

>>8684371
>watches shit being made
>fine
>watches till around the end
>sees shit moving around the sauce
>maggots
Why did they think that this was okay?

>> No.8684481

>>8684468
I wanna see part 9 just to find out how much worse it gets.

>> No.8684486
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>>8684468

>> No.8684493
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>>8684481

>> No.8684497
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>>8683180
This is no worse than a 'go 'za.

>> No.8684498

>>8684493
So was a reason ever given for why this man decided to create a nutrient sludge to breed insects in?

>> No.8684501

>>8684497
that looks good!

>> No.8684502

>>8684498
He just never cleans his house. He's like Fridgebro.

>> No.8684510

more! more! webms that are edgy

>> No.8684516

>>8684498
people intentionally eats maggot cheese

>> No.8684522

>>8684493
Seeing these makes me want to clean my house extra better than it already is.

>> No.8684539

>>8684522
think about all the insects in your home ya don't see. especially spiders that crawl in yur mouth when yur sleepin lol

>> No.8684683

>>8683333
how the fuck does he get out of there without breaking the eggs?

>> No.8684711

>>8683208
90% dough dough balls! It's a gluten party in my mouth xDDD snipetti snap x--D

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>>8684711
>muh glootin

>> No.8684798

>>8683225
Nice but VERY important to let the Co2 vapor dissipate before imbibing.

Hey, don't laugh. Some bitch at a club guzzled one of these too early and fucked her stomach up.

>> No.8684821

>>8683254
that's such an autistic response

>> No.8684867

>>8683365
>al/ck/ general
>hey guys, making progress, took only two shots tonight eheh

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>> No.8685465

>>8682174
Actually triggered

>> No.8685676
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>>8682029
What in fucks name is this shit

>> No.8685687

>>8685676
that's aunt cho lahtkes

>> No.8685695

>>8682029
I'm so glad none of those rings are on either of her 4th finger

>> No.8685723

>>8683068
How is this really dumb one married

>> No.8685770

>>8683119
>>8683013

The filenames lessen the impact a bit

>> No.8685776

>>8684228
Why did he stop it just to stir it around?
Isn't that the purpose of the machine
Someone, educate me

>> No.8685790

>>8685228
No offence, but why do bartenders think their job is actually important

>> No.8685798

>>8685790
what are all the important jobs, anon?

>> No.8685808

>>8685798
Ones that pay more than around minimum wage

>> No.8685815

>>8683333
why is this man so surly

>> No.8685835

>>8685790
bartenders like their jobs because they're drunks and get to grasp at the shadows of control. Decent tips for zero labor. I've never met a bartender that is both good at what they do and proud of what they do desu, only one or the other.

>> No.8685858

>>8684821
why?

>> No.8685888

>>8684821
no, rather it triggered you further, anon.

>> No.8685922

>>8682006
>running the underside of your fork along the raw meat
Why? I'm genuinely curious

>> No.8685935

>>8683036
I would submit myself in copulation to this well toned and hard working gentleman without hesitation.

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>>8683119
>The nugget garnish.

>> No.8685960

>>8685922
obviously I'm not the one to make that webm. my best guess is for the grooves on the meat.

>> No.8685993

>>8685776
It's just tossing, shit can still get stuck to the bottom.

>> No.8686001

>>8684430
Well post the rest of them faggot.

>> No.8686052

>>8686001
I'm with this guy. you said it's available, so get it!

>> No.8686095

>>8685835
How about this dude?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-RgWbdHI3A

>> No.8686100

>>8685723
dumb chicks are qt as fuck

>> No.8686105

>>8686100
How is she cute?

>> No.8686121

maybe food gore webm's if anyone has some pls

>> No.8686139

>>8683391
the first frame looked pretty good but it was all downhill from there

>> No.8686174

>>8686105
well she is cute looking, also i like it when they get so easily impressed by my ravings

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>>8683068

>> No.8686361

>>8684683
He has to cook all the eggs before he gets out.

>> No.8686366

>>8683399
looks like a fucking alien carcass
what the FUCK

>> No.8686385

>>8682029

This is why we need the wall.

>> No.8686394

>>8685815
Probably because of this >>8686361

I would be surly too if I was trapped by a giant wall of eggs that I had to cook and sell.

>> No.8686471

>>8685993
that's what the "arm" in the pan is for, it scrapes the bottom

>> No.8686600

>>8686366
actually looks more like 3 chicken breast , split and put on rice. I have no idea what makes you think it looks alien lol

>> No.8686624

>>8685808
bartenders make A LOT more than minimum wage (in the US)

>> No.8686638
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>>8686624

>> No.8686660

>>8686624
bars are scams and are boring. first off, price of a regular beer is $3 or so average (just after you spend on 2 beers you could buy a 6 pack at a liquor store)and that's ridiculous. then if a bar offers food it's usually 'shareable' so you are almost forced to share with other patrons in the bar and than get more food. common bar food, wings, pizza, burger sliders,sandwiches cut in 4 sections.

>> No.8686698

>>8686660
Other people like to be social since they aren't as autistic as you.

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>>8684711

>le gluten is bad meme

>> No.8686729

>>8683141
>taps the board
why do people do that?

>> No.8686740

>>8683816
it is the OIL that gives it the taste

>> No.8686744

>>8683068
>actors on a tv show where people pretend to be retarded.webm

>> No.8686751

>>8683328
why do DJs constantly twiddle knobs aimlessly?

>> No.8686759

>>8686744
what show?

>> No.8686769

>>8686660
>bitching about $3 beers in a bar
shit mate, you need to travel more or try leaving your mom's partner's basement.
also why would you share food at a bar with people you don't know?
You know drinks in nightclubs usually start at $12 just to "open a Heineken for you", right?

>> No.8686782

>>8686729
It's like tongs, man, you can't use them until you've given them a couple of little snap snaps.

>> No.8686789

>>8686769
nightclub is for the gays. $12 drinks? you're just autist to pay that for a drink

>> No.8686790

>>8686660
>price of a regular beer is $3 or so average

Holy shit if I could get $3 beers I'd buy uh, let's see, approximately twice as many beers.

>> No.8686796

>>8686790
where I'm at 30 pack of hamms beer is $15 all day everyday.

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>>8682174

>> No.8686820

more Webm's, they're entertaining lol

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>>8686820
The classic.

>> No.8686840

>>8683013
Either you use mayo, or eggs and fat, but both makes no sense.

>> No.8686843

>>8683036
>manly tears fries himself a bowl of rice

>> No.8686845

>>8686840
that's jack for ya

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>> No.8686858

>>8686843
>/v/ memes

>> No.8686871

>>8682174
thought this would be some nice a e s t h e t i c
watermelon vid but it's the devil incarnate

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>>8682174
I wanna find whoever did this and beat him to death.

>> No.8686894

>>8686882
kek same here

>> No.8686895

>>8686846
looks pretty easy. with better apples it's probably tasty

>> No.8686923

>>8682029
the olives at the end fucking kill me

>> No.8686927

>>8686895
what type of apples would be good with that

>> No.8686933

>>8682029
>This passes for Mexican food in America

>> No.8686941

post jack webm's I know there are plenty of those of that fatass

>> No.8686951

>>8686828
I would laugh, shake my head without saying a word, not pay the bill, not tip, and walk out.

>> No.8686954

>>8683221
jesus, can't they afford gloves in China? Their hands must be burned to fuck.

>> No.8686985

>>8686933

shut it Hose, go eat some beans and corn

>> No.8686998
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>>8686954

>> No.8687038
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>>8682057
This?

>> No.8687061

>>8686998
She must have some super skin or some shit

>> No.8687072

>>8687038
yes lol

>> No.8687095

>>8687038
more!

>> No.8687113

>>8687038
cucking with jack

>> No.8687120

>>8686998
she has a similar look of bewilderment to that of the surly king of the egg fort

>> No.8687128

>>8687061
The batter on her hand is protecting her from the heat for the short time is in the oil.

>> No.8687135

>>8687128
that's what I thought

>> No.8687146
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>> No.8687206

>>8683180
Is this "a million degrees hot knife versus cheese"?

>> No.8687207

>>8687146
>Yorkshire Pudding
This is some next level fuck up

>> No.8687209

>>8687146
what did he do wrong here?

>> No.8687227

>>8686855
He even went so far as to put the pearly penile warts on that cake.

>> No.8687228

>>8687209
Everything.... He did everything wrong

>> No.8687252
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>> No.8687275

>>8686600
Those are pretty clearly pork chops

Not alien, but it still looks bland and disgusting.

>> No.8687388

>>8687275
yes

>> No.8687585

>>8683195
the essence of /ck/

>> No.8687621

>>8682179
the only bad thing about this besides how he looks is how he puts it on a plate just to slide it off then put it back on

>> No.8687643

>>8683195
Not gonna lie, that bruleed butterscotch krimpet looks delicious as fuck

>> No.8687676

>>8682174

That is some seriously nice looking 'go 'za.

>> No.8687692

>>8683177
>squid in blu cheese sauce

no thanks.

>> No.8687709

>>8684501
you look good ;)

>> No.8687717
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>> No.8687734

>>8683225
what am I lookin at here fellas?

>> No.8687739
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>>8682174

>> No.8687744

>>8686951

Let me know when you want to go and we can go do that together... Alinea is fucking bullshit.

>> No.8687749

>>8686828
whats the purpose of this?

>> No.8687764

>>8687749
it's a pleb filter, and looky looky it just caught another

>> No.8687770

>>8684497
I fail to see the hate these things get that looks fucking delicious. But hey, that's just me.

>> No.8687808

>>8687038
How does this guy even manage to breath

>> No.8687855

>>8682174
This is cursed

>> No.8687882

>>8687038
more fail webms like this

>> No.8688022

>>8686855
can somebody translate?

>> No.8688039
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>> No.8688076

>>8688039
why does it seem the jack guy fails a lot? you can tell it's jack because of the gold ring he always has on.

>> No.8688084

>>8687038
Why did he upload part where he failed?

>> No.8688085

>>8688022
it's disturbing, that's all I can tell you lol.

>> No.8688090

>>8688084
Attention, he wants attention in all the worst ways.

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>>8682029
What in the niggerloving fuck am I watching.

>> No.8688126
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>>8682174
n-no
why

>> No.8688140

>>8683208
Might just have to try this.

>> No.8688141

>>8683391
would eat

>> No.8688160

>>8688140
yeah it seems simple enough

>> No.8688208

>>8687692
I hope that's b8 but I'm biting anyway.

That's fucking pasta you dolt.

>> No.8688274

>>8687808

I was going to ask how he lived to adulthood. You'd think he would have been run over by an inattentive driver after misjudging when it's safe to cross the street.

>> No.8688290

>>8688274
50 keks

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Dat talent tho

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this makes me hungry

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>> No.8688485

>>8685687
It's a disgrace

>> No.8688493

>>8688468
that looks like one big nugget before he slices it up.

>> No.8688519

>>8688485
it actually looks good if ya think about it

>> No.8688537
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>> No.8688540

>>8688537

>JUICY

>> No.8688547
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8688547

everywhere I go I must bigboybite

>> No.8688699

>>8682174
I literally started shaking with rage the second I realised what was happening.

>> No.8688716

>>8683221
Mesmerising.

>> No.8688726

>>8684213
I am generally a dunce and go about doing things in an unconventional way in a lot of tasks.

But even I have no clue how he came up with this idea. What is even the point?

>> No.8688733

>>8686998
I've seen my grandmother do this once or twice, just doesn't give a fuck. I aim to be as good as her one day.

>> No.8688760

>>8687252
>That absolute lack of food safety
I hope he dies with a parasite piercing his heart a la Steve Erwin

>> No.8688768

>>8688084

To show that the product is clearly a piece of junk, guys. Ok?

>> No.8688769

>>8686998
>Undaunted Queen of the Boiling Oil, counterpart of Egg Fort's Surly King

>> No.8688793

>>8683225
the channel who made this is cocktail chemistry if anyone is interested

>> No.8689416

>>8686895
You can find a video by Chef John ON FOODWISHES.COM for this apple thing

>> No.8689489

>>8683344
fucking JAAAACKK

>> No.8689520
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8689520

anyone want some AMPCS?

>> No.8689533

>>8688468
porchetta?

>> No.8689540

>>8688537
is that a shun paring knife?

fuck jack so much

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>>8689540
I thought it was a kitana

>> No.8689621

>>8688760
>burning food
>GRRR I HOPE HE GETS PARASITES

I think you already lost your brain to pork worms, kiddo

>> No.8689713

>>8683240
>carbs make you fat

But they do??? So do dietary fats but...

>> No.8689791

>>8683362
Ive watched this so many times, and I still don't understand why anyone would order this.

Just..

>> No.8689914

>>8689520
This one in particular makes me wonder if Jack is just a really dedicated troll.

>> No.8689938

>>8683006
try it
olive oil + butter tastes great

>> No.8690087

>>8684493
>>8684486
>>8684371
Please tell me that he boils it

>> No.8690120

>>8688039
how undercooked is that pork, jesus

>> No.8690136

>>8684463
>sprinkles
you mean jimmies

>> No.8690188

>>8690120
It's not undercooked, Jack just doesn't know how to shred pork.

>> No.8690221

>>8688793
don't know what that is tho

>> No.8690232

>>8683036
Why can't nips do anything the fucking easy way?

>> No.8690245
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>>8690232

>> No.8690249
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>>8690188
Jacks a dork

>> No.8690253
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8690253

ghetto honey

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>> No.8690295

>>8689550
Wtf is this

>> No.8690302

>>8690295
it seems it's another jack fail. he always has a gold ring on

>> No.8690315

>>8690253
>fresh wild honey
>ghetto

excuse me wat r u sayin?

>> No.8690326

>>8690249
Put the chicken on the poll.

>What...is my purpose?

You put chickens on polls.

>Oh God.

>> No.8690355

>>8690326
Pole.

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>>8690315
you already lack grammar but anyway, honey is made this way. https://youtu.be/iT6IQx26eHk

it's sheeple like you that make people cringe.

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>>8690315
> wat r u sayin
brain dead millenial spelling.

>> No.8690386

>>8690245
Wh-what's this?

>> No.8690400

>>8688458

this went from a nice sandwich to meme food real fast

>> No.8690409

>>8684248
>>8684248

She's not chuffin Northumbrian

>> No.8690412

>>8690400
what makes you think that? it's a large, full-flavored sandwich.

>> No.8690424

>>8690386
it's whatever you want it to be I guess lol

>> No.8690442

>>8690362
>>8690383
Welcome to 4chan newfriends! Be sure to read the rules, and enjoy your stay!

>> No.8690468

>>8690424
Where can I find more?

>> No.8690586
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>> No.8690588
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yummy

>> No.8690616

>>8690586
Casa di mama

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is this wrong to make a taco this way?

>> No.8690699
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>> No.8691375

>>8690695
Remove the frying process, remove the pizza and blueberry pancake and I'll eat the shit out of that

>> No.8691657

>>8689520
after he dumped in the cool whip in, it ruined it all.

>> No.8691780

>>8686855
this is gross looking

>> No.8692040

>>8683333
you have to eat ALL the eggs

>> No.8692238

>>8687209
You're supposed to have the fat/drippings hot as hell from the oven when you put the batter in and leave it in the the oven.

>> No.8692249

>>8688055
This is my favorite Jack Webm, this nigga managed to make a non-newtonian fluid he fucked u so bad. This guy is so fucking terrible at cooking he accidentally created a fluid that breaks the laws of viscosity. FUCK that's a magical level of ineptitude.

>> No.8692272

>>8692249
or he's dipping meat in peanut butter.

>> No.8692289

>>8692272
What in the hell is wrong with your peanut butter that it is like that? Can you literally not lift a fork out of it or coat something in it? You can see remnants of the powder used that likely made it non-newtonian. Even if it's peanut butter, it shouldn't act like that without alteration.

>> No.8692295

>>8692289
yeah, true.

>> No.8692352

>>8692289
it's a general tsao's sauce mixed with flour
instead of flouring the chopped up chicken and dredging them in sauce he mixed the flour into the sauce and then tried to coat them in the fluid. Really a fuck up that doesn't happen a lot

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