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>want to make calzones
>go to the grocery store's deli section
>ask for pepperoni
>take it home
>it tastes like baloney
>same texture
Every time. How do I get good ACTUAL pizza pepperoni?

>> No.8706855

>jew york

is this really necessary? You're entire country is dominated by jews. Even the mayor of Chicago is a jew

>> No.8706871

>>8706855
We know. What triggers me is that Chicagoans are so up their add they won't acknowledge that the Merchant is everywhere.

>> No.8706903

>>8706843
Friendly reminder that tomato sauce should only be used sparingly and should NEVER be seen outside of the cheese

>> No.8706909

>>8706855
>is this really necessary?

Because /pol/acks can't go to any board without mentioning Da JOOS

>> No.8706977

>>8706843
What does deep dish taste like anyway, lasagna?

>> No.8706982

>>8706909
chicago has more niggers. it's a shitty niger piza style. i trust the jews more to not poison themselves

>> No.8707005
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>>8706871
Heh, heh. You never see me but I'm there. You can't escape. Most of our time spent in the synagogue is laughing at you goys. It's like the Simpson Masonic episode. Heh, heh.

>> No.8707057

>>8706909

I'm not from /pol/ (AKA reddit), but Jews really are a conniving people

>> No.8707096
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8707096

Detroit pizza best pizza

>> No.8707578

>>8707096
little rat turds

>> No.8707633
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8707633

>Hot and Ready

>> No.8707656

>>8706843
order some good quality pepperoni off the net, also get some fancy mozzerella that's packed in water

>> No.8707668

>>8706843
go to a deli, not the deli section of your grocery store

>> No.8707732

>>8706977
Imagine apple pie, but with tomatoes and cheese instead of apples.

>> No.8707965

>>8707633
smokehouse pizza, bby

>> No.8708632
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>>8707096
isn't that just deep dish pizza

>> No.8708636
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>> No.8708664

>>8707057
>I'm not racist, but black people are all criminals

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>>8708664
>black people

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>>8708721
>black "people"

>> No.8708744

>>8706977
tastes like dirt and cools down fast so you end up with 2/3 of chewy trash.

>> No.8708750

>>8708737
>acemoglu
what the fuck surname is that? is it jew?

>> No.8708759

>>8708750
sounds turkish

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>>8708632
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2g13HYw0ddM
It's deep dish pizza with a somewhat thick crust. The bottom and edges are crunchy while the inside crust is soft and fluffy. It has a good amount of sauce and cheese on top, but not so much that you feel like you're eating a casserole.

>> No.8708823

>>8707096
'Oit 'Za looks very similar to New York 'Sicilian' style, something I'm a fan of, execpt with crispier edges. Seems good though.

>> No.8709268

>>8708823
Crisp son crisp, you wanna crisp?

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>>8706843
>dat thing on the right
>actual pizza

>> No.8709311

>>8706843
>'go 'za
>better

hi phil!

>> No.8709333
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>>8707096
it looks like Little Caeser's ''''deep dish'''' (aka rectangular pan) pizza

looks delicious

>> No.8709340

>>8706855
But Jew York is where they live

>> No.8709343

>>8707057
Be it as it may, pol fags have to shit up every thread with their precious 'redpill' however unrelated to the topic

>> No.8709349

>>8709343
well there's always reddit

>> No.8709359

home pizza best pizza because it is prepared individually

>> No.8709364

>>8709349
Sorry sweetie, this is our site now. And we'll do away with the racist misogynistic xenophobia here. ;) this board is practically ours now anyways.

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>>8706843

>> No.8709378

>>8709364
inbred mentality folks.

>> No.8709393

>>8709378
Actually that's trump supporters and /pol/...I voted Hillary.

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>>8706843
>>8707096
Aren't those just pies?

>> No.8709464

>>8709364
>sweetieposting
>Reddit false flagging
Low effort

>> No.8709516

>>8709393
yeah, definitely inbred.

>> No.8709760

>>8709393
You sad stupid piece of shit.

>> No.8709804

>>8706843
is that spinach? Id honestly rather eat the first one

>> No.8709886

Chicago pizza looks like a pie.
There's something similar to New York pizza in my country, it's called "pizza de cancha"; a very thin dough with tomato sauce and no cheese.

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>>8706843
>Jew York
>pizza
>Chicago
>lasagna

>> No.8710036

>>8706903
How obese are you?

>> No.8710045

ITT: fatty sharters who have never visited Italy and had proper pizza.

>> No.8710072

>when /pol/ shitposting just reminds you of how great New York is
God the inferiority complex is sad. It's only "conniving" when you're the one at a disadvantage, from any other perspective it's "smart tactics." /pol/ posters only support level playing fields when they feel like they're not the ones on top.

Anyway, NY pizza is great. Chicago pizza is pretty excessive but if that's what you're into I won't tell you it's wrong.

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>>8706843

Do people really eat that much cheese on their "pizza"? It looks like a cheese sudge mess.

>> No.8710108

>>8710045
>leaving America

Under
Satans
Authority

bitch

>> No.8710640

>>8708664
Which is true my man

>> No.8710661

>>8706843
>actual pizza
Wrong. That's a loaf of bread with a layer of sauce and cheese.

>> No.8710676

>>8710045
Pizza was invented in the USA you inbred retard.

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>>8709393
>>8709364
>>8709343
>>8708664
>>8707057
>>8706909
Crying wolf about a non-existent boogeyman isn't an argument

>> No.8710753

>>8707965
certified niggerfied!

>> No.8710948

>>8710676
You have to go back to Trump's office, Bannon.

>> No.8711055

Both of these look gross as fuck. How did America fuck up pizza so much?

>> No.8711064

>>8707096

Tomato cheese meatloaf

>> No.8711072

>>8706843
Buy the cheap prepackaged stuff. That's what pizza chains use, it'll taste like what you expect.

>> No.8711160

>>8710097
I would.

>> No.8711262

>>8706843
Go to your local pizza place and ask if they'll sell to you
That's how I get my pepato pepperoni

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deep-dish makes me vomit

i love thin-crust pizza like from Shakey's

>> No.8712553

>>8708806
This is true pizza

>> No.8712559

Make your own. Grinders are not expensive.

>> No.8712561

>>8710661

Technically it's a casserole, but I see what you're getting at.