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You walk into a restaurant for breakfast and see this sign.

>> No.8708337

Makes no sense. I ignore the sign and eat somewhere without stupid signs displayed.

>> No.8708340

Hey that's part of my thinspo

>> No.8708344

>self consciously disney-esque penmanship

that person needs a lobotomy

>> No.8708345

>>8708330
regardless of what was actually written, i would immediately disregard the message of someone with such handwriting

>> No.8708351

>>8708330
Most breakfast places have quirky shit, just ignore and order coffee and hash browns

>> No.8708358

I pull out my legally registered Glock-30 .45 caliber automatic pistol and I fire into the restaurant.

>> No.8708371

>>8708358
I love you

>> No.8708374

>>8708330
OMG STOP FAT SHAMING.
Nahh but seriously, I wouldn't give a fuck.
I've always been able to eat whatever I want and it never make me put weight on... only thing that makes me put weight on is beer/whiskey and anti-depressants (which I quit 6 months ago).

>> No.8708385

>>8708330
Turn 360 degrees and moonwalk out of Seattle.

>> No.8708407

>>8708330
I then walk out. I'm not about to have someone try to guilt me over the food I eat in the morning.

>> No.8708433

>>8708330
I don't get it.

>> No.8708436

what if you're eating ass in private

>> No.8708447

>>8708436
you gonna be wearing a brown nose

>> No.8708455

It means you smell like what you eat.

Indian people smell like curry
Asian people smell like sesame oil
White people smell like spoiled milk.

>> No.8708949

>>8708455
What do black people smell like?

>> No.8708953

>>8708949
feces

>> No.8708958

>>8708949
Fried chicken and off brand soda.

>> No.8708991

I guess that's why people are always telling me I dress like a pussy.

>> No.8709000

>>8708953
This is literally true and I have never figured out why.

I have never encountered an Indian that smelled like dried human feces but I have encountered hundreds of black people that do.

Are we taking the right approach to this poo in the loo thing?
Are there any black people that can rationally explain this to a white man that uses toilet paper?

>> No.8709012

I Too Start Every Word Except in With A Capital Letter

>> No.8709239

>>8708330
so, do they serve jeans, or do they force me to wear a croissant?

>> No.8709283

>>8708949
coconut oil

>> No.8709316

>>8708330
That's a great way to get women to put down the breakfast menu and order the long black with a little bit of cold skim milk added in. Who wants people to buy more of their stuff anyway?

>> No.8709347

>>8708455
ur mum smells like cock lmao

>> No.8709365

>>8708358
why? u fat?

>> No.8709376
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>>8709347

>> No.8709380

>>8708949
Entitlement

>> No.8709395

why the fuck would you hang that in a place that serves food

>> No.8710490

I don't eat clothes.

>> No.8710492

>>8708358
>Legally registered
You cuck.

>> No.8710497

>>8709395

It would probably be great marketing if your restaurant specializes in healthy food, if your customer base are a bunch of fitness nuts, etc.

>> No.8710501
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>>8708330
first you're going to have to explain what that means before I can be annoyed by it

>> No.8710506

>>8710501
they're calling their customers fat

>> No.8710507

>>8709395
gluten free pancakes and paleo friendly omelettes on special?

OP was the one who said it was breakfast or even implied it was a restaurant's sign

>> No.8710514

>>8710506

Not their customers. Their customers would be people who eat in public.

They're saying that people who sneak food when nobody is looking are fat.

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>>8708330
I believe it's a Nietzsche quote, from Also sprach Zarathustra.

>> No.8710526

Well... if you're eating breakfast at a restaurant you probably ARE fat.

I don't need a fucking waiter to bring me a banana.

>> No.8710670

>>8708330
Turn 360 degrees
Moonwalk out of the store.

>> No.8712011

Well, you'd only see a sign like that at an upscale place, so the food's probably good. I'd stay, and let the insecure manchildren scurry out.

>> No.8712066

>>8708358
>11.43mm clown caliber