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food porn Anonymous Mon Mar 27 18:09:25 2017 No.8738556 [Reply] [Original]

I'll share what I have concerning the porn of foods.
Feel free to contribute. Or not. Whatever.
I still love you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 18:10:18 2017 No.8738559 File: 2.93 MB, 640x360, bbcq.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 18:24:39 2017 No.8738624 File: 448 KB, 360x360, round and round the chocolate goes.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 18:26:22 2017 No.8738630 File: 2.93 MB, 600x338, sammich.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 18:27:39 2017 No.8738632 File: 2.72 MB, 626x360, the surly king of the egg fort.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] last but definitely not least

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 18:34:04 2017 No.8738653 >>8738559 Franklin's is hipster shit tier BBQ. Lockhart,TX or fuck your mother.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 18:37:32 2017 No.8738666 >>8738556 >Flies everywhere FFS

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 18:39:29 2017 No.8738673 >>8738632 The only sight of a shitkin make me gag, so a shitskin making food? puke

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 18:40:36 2017 No.8738676 All of these are click bait tier bullshit Should have known with the "food porn" reddit title Sage

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 18:41:20 2017 No.8738679 >>8738566 >>8738576 What is going on here? I have never seen this before

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 18:42:30 2017 No.8738685 >>8738653 franklins is great but the line makes it not worth it

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 18:42:59 2017 No.8738686 >>8738581 Reminds me of one I saw making guac with dice and shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 18:43:22 2017 No.8738687 >>8738679 Raclette

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 18:47:20 2017 No.8738696 File: 233 KB, 640x426, Franklin-Wally-Gobetz[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8738685 >the line makes it not worth it Damn you weren't kiddin. Is it like that every day or just weekends/holidays?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 18:48:50 2017 No.8738700 >>8738566 why hasn't raclette taken off in the usa? too refined a cheese for the american palate?

Anonymous Mon Mar 27 18:51:02 2017 No.8738710

>>8738696
that's probably a weekend since there aren't many people with chairs so a bunch of those are probably tourists or first timers who don't know any better

personally I think it's one of the best but Tejas has so many great BBQ joints it's pretty stupid to go to Franklin's more than a couple times

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 18:51:32 2017 No.8738712 >>8738700 Correct. Although I'm sure some americans do do it, in fairness

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 18:53:15 2017 No.8738719 >>8738679 >Americans love cheese in a can >But couldn't tell you what the fuck is going on when real cheese is presented before them no wonder everyone hate you, you cancerous walking heart attack

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 18:53:19 2017 No.8738720 >>8738696 I stayed at the super 8 right around the corner from there. It had rats.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 18:56:05 2017 No.8738728 >>8738576 >scrapes off the delicious crust too that's a man who knows what he's doing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 18:56:12 2017 No.8738730 >>8738710 I was very happy with Micklethwait's when I visited, it's within the same league as Franklin's and is only a few blocks down the road.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 18:56:14 2017 No.8738731 >>8738624 what a godamn waste of chocolate

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 19:01:43 2017 No.8738750 >>8738576 Thats like a days worth of calories in cheese.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 19:05:00 2017 No.8738758 >>8738615 That has to be Chef John from Food Wishes...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 19:07:33 2017 No.8738765 >>8738731 Surely they collect it at the bottom of the grate and reuse it?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 19:11:48 2017 No.8738774 >>8738601 Criminally underrated

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 19:13:40 2017 No.8738780 >>8738750 Yeah well not if you're a swiss goat herder in the mountains desu

Anonymous Mon Mar 27 19:20:33 2017 No.8738803

>>8738601
hannibal is such a good show for the /ck/ in me but it triggers the fuck out of the /k/ in me

Will actually cocks a semi-auto to show hannibal he means business, like everyone on the good side thinks it's 1950 and they're still allowed to legally shoot fleeing felons

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 19:29:05 2017 No.8738832 File: 2.77 MB, 840x480, Tex Mex.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] All I wanted to do was contribute but no, all the ones I wanted to post have already been done

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 19:31:14 2017 No.8738841 >>8738700 Very rare for stores to carry it in any usable size. Hell I even work in a special foods/imports store and even we don't have that shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 19:33:38 2017 No.8738850 >>8738619 the trashcan is the best part

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 19:37:53 2017 No.8738863 File: 2.45 MB, 710x400, pes_guac.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8738686

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 19:40:39 2017 No.8738875 File: 2.80 MB, 640x360, pes_sub.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8738863

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 19:41:32 2017 No.8738879 >>8738673 Learn to type before you reply, child

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 19:41:47 2017 No.8738881 File: 2.11 MB, 500x287, pes_spagbol.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8738875

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 19:46:06 2017 No.8738893 Sure is reddit in here

Anonymous Mon Mar 27 19:49:28 2017 No.8738911
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>>8738863
>>8738875
>>8738881
These stop motion videos always remind me of those old stop motion animations on TV like Mat & Pat and that just gives me a warm fuzzy nostalgic feeling.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 19:57:10 2017 No.8738944 >>8738619 Is this going to be cooked ? if not what is it made of ?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 19:59:49 2017 No.8738953 >>8738774 Kys redditor

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 20:05:22 2017 No.8738972 >>8738944 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Viennetta

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 20:11:47 2017 No.8738989 >>8738576 >blood sausage on the plate Vomited

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 20:25:06 2017 No.8739029 File: 2.35 MB, 640x360, 1490070033050.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 20:28:49 2017 No.8739045 >>8739029 its amazing how much funnier snl was even 5 years ago, considering how shitty it was 5 years ago compared to 5 years earlier, and so on.

Anonymous Mon Mar 27 20:29:10 2017 No.8739046

>>8738989
I find the shit repulsive to begin with but thought I'd mention the bible says that you are not to eat blood and I lol at euros and their tickets to hell.
Of course moses was fucking insane and the crucifixion was supposed to repeal his laws, but I personally like to think god will have no mercy for the Brits because of how disgusting this dish is, cooked or not it's still straight blood.

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>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 20:34:40 2017 No.8739069 >>8739060 >pretty hair >jewish nose Just kill me now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 20:40:08 2017 No.8739100 >>8738666 Those are bees. The things that make honey.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 20:46:18 2017 No.8739131 >>8738879 I'm fairly certain that's the diction of a Serb, anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 20:50:05 2017 No.8739143 >>8739069 >Hippy hair >pretty

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 20:51:47 2017 No.8739146 >>8738576 >arugula and blood sausage You'd NEED a pound of melted salty cheese put on that garbage to make it palatable

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 20:52:49 2017 No.8739150 >>8739100 No, they're obviously not. Flies are attracted to honey too, especially if you're cutting it outdoors.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 21:00:57 2017 No.8739180 I wanna taste honey comb

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 21:20:31 2017 No.8739269 >>8739180 Me too

>>	Dickies size 31 Mon Mar 27 21:22:07 2017 No.8739277 >>8739269 >>8739180 You aren't missing much. Get some bottle candy, take out the liquid and replace it with honey. Chew it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 21:27:03 2017 No.8739307 File: 1.99 MB, 640x360, 1490072296073.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i will never get the appeal of this shit

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 21:33:39 2017 No.8739334 >>8738863 Pretty sure this one won an Oscar.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 21:41:59 2017 No.8739364 >>8739307 How did the drips become squares

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 21:47:34 2017 No.8739381 File: 2.90 MB, 480x480, 1490122377133.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Mon Mar 27 21:49:22 2017 No.8739386

>>8739277
Figures that a tripfag would suggest eating wax-bottles whole. And honeycomb is a lot easier to obtain locally; hell, you can even find it in supermarkets depending on where you live.

Real honeycomb is rich, and the beeswax is delicate and crumbly like pastry. You won't regret trying it.

Anonymous Mon Mar 27 21:51:11 2017 No.8739393

>>8739364

Grant Achatz explains it in mind of a chef on nexflix.

It has something to do with the material that the table cloth is made of, they stumbled on it by accident.

For the record, I hate Grant and his stupid restaurant and wish he had died of tongue cancer - but it seems the universe has other plans.

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>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 21:52:12 2017 No.8739396 >>8739364 surface tension and cohesion

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 21:56:34 2017 No.8739412 >>8738556 I came

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 22:00:31 2017 No.8739426 File: 1.26 MB, 720x404, 1490070939160.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 22:01:40 2017 No.8739432 File: 2.82 MB, 1024x576, 1490074434916.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 22:21:58 2017 No.8739504 >>8739307 >rich people paying extra money to not eat off of a plate i love how dumb rich people will waste money on the stupidest shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 22:30:44 2017 No.8739547 >>8739395 Smoke and a pancake. But seriously nice show and all but that's gotta cost more than the entire bottle for that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 22:53:24 2017 No.8739658 >>8738719 OBSESSED

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 22:56:12 2017 No.8739669 >>8739432 shit would be so raw. unless they cooked it like 95% before firing

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 23:00:15 2017 No.8739681 >>8739100 >T. I've never seen a bee before, it's a fly right?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 23:01:59 2017 No.8739686 >>8738595 Some of these are real nice. Others have macarons stuck all over them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 23:07:47 2017 No.8739705 >>8739046 >The bible says Is there a site like this where American IP's are barred?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 23:10:56 2017 No.8739715 >>8738566 >>8738576 >It's okay when Europe does it! This is one of the fattest, most disgusting things I've ever seen.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 23:16:30 2017 No.8739736 >>8738619 >Pancake cake Do you even know what you're posting? It's ice cream.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 23:20:07 2017 No.8739749 >>8738556 I understand why bears love this so much now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 23:27:58 2017 No.8739776 >>8739705 I think 2ch but you have to be jap

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 23:40:55 2017 No.8739845 >>8738581 That was actually really cute

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 23:42:37 2017 No.8739853 >>8738686 >Reminds you of the one EVERYONE saw Because it's made by the same person. What a surprise.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 23:42:46 2017 No.8739856 >>8738601 That's people isn't it?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 23:49:26 2017 No.8739882 File: 54 KB, 560x798, copyspaghetti.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8738615 is that Jack? that shitbrain needs to learn how to cook a fucking steak. or anything for that matter.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 23:57:03 2017 No.8739908 >>8739504 It's fun to spend money :^)

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 00:04:41 2017 No.8739947 >>8739307 What the fuck was the point of that?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 00:21:54 2017 No.8740027 >>8739150 >>8739100 Yup, pretty much any insect is attracted to the honey, but flies in particular try to rob hives often. They're not usually successful though.

Anonymous Tue Mar 28 00:23:40 2017 No.8740036

>>8738556
I didn't recognize what this was from the thumbnail and I thought I was about to see some real upsetting shit somehow.

>>8738576
>>8738622
God almighty.

>>8738630
For the life of me I'll never understand how Europeans aren't at least as fat as us Americans, god bless 'em.

>>8738653
I have never had it but I still know you're wrong because purity nazis for every kind of food are by definition fucktards who hate enjoying things.

>>8738673
Post a pic of yourself right now, master race.

>>8738863
As amazing as this video obviously is, DON'T PIT AN AVOCADO LIKE THAT NIGGA.

>>8739307
This was really beautiful, idk why y'all so mad.

>>8739669
It's fake ya dummy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 00:28:13 2017 No.8740059 >>8738559 That meat is literally burnt and unhealthy af with all those cancerous carcinogen.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 00:41:35 2017 No.8740108 >>8740059 There's nothing that doesn't cause cancer according to somebody. If I get cancer and die slowly, I'll accept it as long as I have a steak nearby. People live too long now anyway. It's literally killing us as a species.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 00:43:17 2017 No.8740119 >>8740108 Yeah but I ain't touching burnt bbq, I'll tell you that much. I have standards.

Anonymous Tue Mar 28 00:46:43 2017 No.8740131

>>8740108
It's probably more the drastic decrease in infant mortality rates, actually. We need a one-child policy for the entire planet until we get down to a population of like 100 million. Then all those people can all live like kings without wrecking the whole goddamn earth.

>>8740119
Wow enjoy only eating good food whose supple flesh has not been molested by the open flame. I'll just be over here like a no-account pleb eating a paltry smoked brisket.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 00:47:23 2017 No.8740136 >>8738863 the 'chips' always get me

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 00:48:16 2017 No.8740141 >>8739307 I would laugh, shake my head without saying a word, get up and walk out, not pay the bill and no tip.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 00:53:00 2017 No.8740158 >>8740141 as if anyone would ever take you somewhere fancy

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 01:21:19 2017 No.8740243 >>8739046 Read Mark 7, you legalistic Jew. That which goes into a man's stomach does not defile him, but what may defile him is what comes from the man's heart.

Anonymous Tue Mar 28 01:25:53 2017 No.8740256

>>8740036
>For the life of me I'll never understand how Europeans aren't at least as fat as us Americans, god bless 'em.
They don't have cars so they walk all over the place and they literally are so poor that they have to buy grocery every day or every other day.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 01:26:15 2017 No.8740257 >>8739307 How do you even go about eating that?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 01:30:13 2017 No.8740271 >>8740036 >This was really beautiful, idk why y'all so mad. It was stupid.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 01:31:30 2017 No.8740274 >>8740036 Fuck off, dumbass.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 01:32:43 2017 No.8740282 >>8740243 >what comes from a man's heart So blood right?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 01:34:43 2017 No.8740292 >>8740036 Kill yourself

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 01:35:48 2017 No.8740297 File: 4 KB, 564x294, EUWi53E.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8740036 This is some advanced autism.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 01:37:21 2017 No.8740304 File: 72 KB, 882x624, 1490028947196.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8740036

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 01:38:29 2017 No.8740306 >>8738588 Gross.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 01:39:59 2017 No.8740315 File: 692 KB, 801x582, 1471371541421.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8740036

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 01:44:42 2017 No.8740330 >>8740036 What possessed you to do these retarded things, my child?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 01:50:14 2017 No.8740341 >>8738632 why is this man so surly

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 01:54:26 2017 No.8740356 >>8740036 Came here to say this. Was not disappointed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 01:57:25 2017 No.8740367 >>8740131 Stop being a retard and start learning to cook food properly. I don't need to rely on primitive cooking styles.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 01:59:37 2017 No.8740379 >>8738630 Where is this made and where can I find this place?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 02:01:45 2017 No.8740393 >>8740379 England aka flyover Europe

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 02:07:58 2017 No.8740408 >>8738566 >>8738576 >>8738700 I bought some Raclette recently, just a small wedge, and I haven't done anything with it yet. Is broiling and scraping it the only good way to serve it? How can I do this if I don't have a fancy cheese broiler machine?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 02:09:55 2017 No.8740416 >>8740408 That is correct. There is only a single way to serve cheese.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 02:11:11 2017 No.8740423 >>8738588 That title an LiS reference?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 02:12:16 2017 No.8740430 >>8740423 No. What the fuck is that?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 02:17:01 2017 No.8740442 >>8740059 >>8740119 If you don't know how a smoker works, don't go on /ck/

Anonymous Tue Mar 28 02:31:19 2017 No.8740480

>>8740416
ay fuck off ya sarcastic shit
I'm asking about a specific cheese which google tells me has really only two ways to be served: broiled and scraped over potatoes, or as fondue.

I merely wondered if anyone else knew a thing or two about raclette.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 02:44:20 2017 No.8740527 >>8740480 You are correct. There is objectively a single way for anyone to enjoy cheese.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 02:46:58 2017 No.8740533 >>8740442 Fuck off faggot. Smoking a piece of meat is only limited to 30 minutes of hot smoking. Rest of the cooking is supposed to be low heat stupid neck beard chef.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 02:52:44 2017 No.8740550 >>8740059 >cancerous carcinogen. Carcinogens cause cancer, but they themselves do not have cancer nor are they made of cancer. Use your adjectives properly.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 02:57:26 2017 No.8740570 >>8738556 Could I just bite into that? Would it taste good? In my head it tastes like delicious crunchy honey goodness.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 02:59:14 2017 No.8740576 >>8740570 It would taste like honey. It would not be crunchy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 04:54:22 2017 No.8740826 >>8740282 Underrated post

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 05:18:14 2017 No.8740855 >>8740576 Untrue

>>	Mr. Jinks !//AChEron. Tue Mar 28 05:19:53 2017 No.8740858 >>8740855 Well not exactly crunchy, but the wax would certainly give some chew.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 05:20:21 2017 No.8740861 >>8738653 that's la barbecue not franklin's

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 05:21:44 2017 No.8740866 >>8738700 >why hasn't raclette taken off in the usa? too refined a cheese for the american palate? webms are literally from raclette in nyc

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 06:02:28 2017 No.8740915 >>8738666 Trips are wasted on idiots...

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 06:05:31 2017 No.8740922 >>8738832 Great minds think alike, eh anon? (:

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 06:12:54 2017 No.8740932 >>8740423 No, Clockwork Orange.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 06:16:21 2017 No.8740938 >>8740866 >too refined a cheese HE'S TALKING ABOUT THE CHEESE NOT THE RESTAURANT YOU FUCKING RETARD

Anonymous Tue Mar 28 06:22:11 2017 No.8740949

>>8738700
what does "taken off" mean? it's about as common as any other second-tier cheese, not as common as gruyere or camembert, but no less common than say, stilton or fontina. but I'm speaking from a northeast perspective where we have good cheese, probably raclette is banned in wisconsin for having an offensive odor
>>8740480
>>8740408
you seem like the kind of guy who googles a thing and does it once so that he can attack people on the internet for being a "pleb"

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 06:26:04 2017 No.8740957 >>8740341 Because he's stuck in the egg fort.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 06:28:29 2017 No.8740959 >>8740408 >>8740480 >fancy cheese broiler You mean a fucking oven? Do you not own an oven with a broil setting?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 06:45:56 2017 No.8740983 >>8740341 probably 'cause of the presence of the camera

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 06:48:07 2017 No.8740986 >>8738666 >flies satan pls b b8in'

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 06:51:48 2017 No.8740992 >>8738556 >trypophobic as fuck >flies everywhere Food porn how?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 07:03:40 2017 No.8741017 >>8740957 how does he get out

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 07:08:52 2017 No.8741022 >>8741017 he has to cook all of the eggs

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 07:20:05 2017 No.8741045 >>8738673 Do you wear a drool bib and a helmet?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 07:44:52 2017 No.8741093 >>8738576 >all that garbage food on the plate >scrapes cheese off of a wheel That'll be 29.95 please

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 07:46:43 2017 No.8741095 >>8741017 he's not allowed to leave until he sells and cooks all the eggs, if he tried to get out before that he would break the eggs

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 07:49:34 2017 No.8741101 File: 924 KB, 500x281, 1487036641316.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8738556 To the bees it's 9/11

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Anonymous Tue Mar 28 07:59:59 2017 No.8741126

>>8740036
THERE IT IS! THERE IT IS AGAIN! SOME CUNT JUST RESPONDED TO EVERY POST IN THE THREAD!
fuck you. You worthless piece of shit. Im just trying to have a nice evening on the chan and you fucking meme make me look at your shit post every time i look at the answers to some other post. I want to see the reactions of anons you faglord, not a bunch of numbers and the digital vomit of a 12 year old. I have a job, i have responsibilities and i want to spend my time masturbating, laughing, listening to meme songs and getting triggered by things on the internet. I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU AND YOUR JEWISH POST YOU NIGGER!!!
i bet you come home after a day of protesting for faggots and then just complain more on the internet. why cant you just shut the fuck up because noone cares about you.
You dont go to the store, take every item you DONT want to buy and shout "THIS ISS ALL SHIDD LOL FUG U STOR"
i bet you do
you fucking autistic beanbag of a human
i hope you get a girlfriend and she dies of fucking cancer

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 08:19:16 2017 No.8741169 File: 60 KB, 600x456, sad_olive.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8741104 this makes me want to vomit every time

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 09:10:31 2017 No.8741310 >>8738559 I came at 0:26 when he just ripped it apart

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 09:13:01 2017 No.8741320 >>8741101 The bees don't even know what the fuck is going on

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 09:31:10 2017 No.8741345 >>8738673 >cumskins >not the bottom of the barrel when it comes to food and cooking Please anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 09:39:01 2017 No.8741357 >>8738622 Jesus christ my dick

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 09:40:05 2017 No.8741360 >>8741022 Why are you doing this?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 09:45:58 2017 No.8741369 >>8738731 >>8738765 No, they don't. Go back in the archives, search that gif and eventually you'll find some dude who works at a donut shop sperging out about it

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 09:51:34 2017 No.8741376 >>8738619 thats a Vienetta you dolt

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 09:52:51 2017 No.8741378 File: 69 KB, 1280x720, c1e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8738758 if you have to ask you need to watch more

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 10:07:13 2017 No.8741406 >>8738832 >thinking american women even compete with Mexican women

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 10:08:09 2017 No.8741408 >>8741406 >smelly Latinas >competing with anyone Korean girls are where it's at.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 10:10:51 2017 No.8741412 >>8738653 that's LA BBQ in the video you fuckwad. Lockhart is great. So is Mueller style, coopers, snows. Houston has some great places as well. They all have strengths and weaknesses.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 10:11:44 2017 No.8741416 >>8741345 t. mudskin

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 10:15:01 2017 No.8741425 >>8741408 >He doesn't think Russian women are best Korean is good too but I was just referring to the gif

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 10:16:18 2017 No.8741428 >>8741425 Russian is also GOAT. Your taste isn't half bad.

Anonymous Tue Mar 28 10:21:06 2017 No.8741442

>>8741428
you're alright anon however I'll never have my dream fictitious woman as they've all joined ISIS/have no access to showers

I think it stems from seeing Aladdin as a kid.
The Russian accent on a woman is boner inducing though

Weird how my 2 favourite types of women are totally opposite.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 10:23:56 2017 No.8741447 File: 1.54 MB, 960x956, DYCvNd5.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8741442 Fucking missed the pic didn't I you mong

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 10:28:50 2017 No.8741458 >>8738666 Great trips, Beelzebub

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 10:31:06 2017 No.8741463 >>8741442 >>8741447 See you in 3 days, camelfucker-fucker. You had a good run. My dream girl would be Nepalese with a German accent. You understand me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 10:32:00 2017 No.8741465 >>8738588 This reminds of that Russian guy who got gangrene in the balls and they had to cut it open just like that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 10:35:32 2017 No.8741471 File: 38 KB, 480x480, 13768347_1561232407511963_776553743_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8740304

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 10:46:50 2017 No.8741492 File: 11 KB, 324x280, SS_-__-28-03-2017_10.45-0022.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8741169 Just do this.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 10:52:55 2017 No.8741504 >>8740341 I asked myself that exact same question. Let me take this a bit further: Why are the poorest chinese or other asians happy and friendly whilst the poor near-easterners are dirty and surly?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 11:02:50 2017 No.8741534 >>8741463 We'll always have each other

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 11:03:07 2017 No.8741536 >>8738566 >>8738576 >Americans

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 11:06:56 2017 No.8741544 >>8738556 >>8739426 More honey-related ones, plox?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 11:12:22 2017 No.8741559 https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVVAnxQ2YMC_qlc7QfPA2YQ this channel... they got a bit of le ebin humor but they take their time to cook stuff and final results look gorgeous

>>	2006 4chan Tue Mar 28 11:15:22 2017 No.8741564 >>8741544 >plox All my internets are belong to you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 11:16:24 2017 No.8741565 >>8741559 Pathetic.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 11:17:43 2017 No.8741571 File: 1.33 MB, 200x200, 1456946384883.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8741345 No, Tacos actually do not surpass Haute Cuisine

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 11:25:38 2017 No.8741588 >>8741565 wot?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 11:37:53 2017 No.8741615 I come from /pol/ too, fellow 4channers xD tips fedora

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 11:40:57 2017 No.8741620 >>8741504 >chinese >happy and friendly lol come visit sometime and be disabused of your preconceptions.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 11:51:26 2017 No.8741655 >>8739046 >The bible says A bible thumper AND a squeamish pussy LMFUCKINGAO aren't numales supposed to be atheist?

Anonymous Tue Mar 28 11:57:50 2017 No.8741677

>>8739307
I love it when someone Alinea-posts on /ck/. It's really good at drawing out the tendie-posters and the newfags. My favorite part is where someone who thinks that making a 30-minute one pot meal for themselves once every few weeks is high-end cooking considers their opinion more important than the chefs at one of the highest-rated restaurants in the world.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 12:01:59 2017 No.8741692 >>8740036 >Took the time to think of and post 10 replies just to be disregarded as a massive faggot.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 13:00:38 2017 No.8741892 File: 32 KB, 720x580, 1487194152462.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8741564 I guess that's a no...

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 13:06:13 2017 No.8741903 >>8741465 .... I googled it

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 13:09:20 2017 No.8741910 >>8741655 Trolled hard.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 13:11:27 2017 No.8741915 >>8740533 >never had 20 hr smoked Texas brisket Why even live?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 13:12:32 2017 No.8741920 >>8741915 I live a very healthy lifestyle as a vegan thanks.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 13:19:54 2017 No.8741947 >>8738630 Retard didn't even cook the bacon

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 13:54:46 2017 No.8742050 >>8741677 oh please, chefs didn't do this 50 years ago. This is pretentious garbage created for liberal millennials.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 13:56:34 2017 No.8742055 >>8742050 Calm down, Cletus.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 14:01:05 2017 No.8742075 File: 66 KB, 499x665, 1451420623934.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8739504 >>8739947 >>8740141 >Not wanting to eat at Alinea

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 14:01:22 2017 No.8742078 >>8742055 >t. Tyrone Hussein Jackson-Smith

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 14:06:15 2017 No.8742096 >>8739307 What am i supposed to do? Drag my tongue over the table?

Anonymous Tue Mar 28 14:10:46 2017 No.8742110

>>8738863
>>8738875
>>8738881
This makes me very very angry. If someone prepared my food this way I'd be freaked out and mad. I don't like these videos at all, they just scare me and make me angry. I hope the evil piece so s**t who makes them dies in a car accident today or any day now.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 14:12:10 2017 No.8742117 >>8742110 So much this. +1

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 14:14:05 2017 No.8742121 File: 370 KB, 1280x1707, 1458137172027.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 14:16:42 2017 No.8742127 >>8742096 it hardly matters, the only relevant things at a place like alinea are the art show being presented and the bragging rights associated with being able to get a table / actually being able to afford it

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 14:17:19 2017 No.8742130 >>8738615 Needs Ketchup

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 14:19:24 2017 No.8742135 File: 3.08 MB, 400x225, a41.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8741544 >plox >in 2017

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 14:20:01 2017 No.8742137 >>8741536 >blood sausage >americans

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 14:20:47 2017 No.8742139 File: 774 KB, 640x640, cake.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8742121

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 14:24:50 2017 No.8742151 File: 682 KB, 1024x768, Spongebob-Shy-Wallpaper.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8738581 >the sticky notes padding to the knife and melting

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 14:39:20 2017 No.8742185 >>8742139 >not calling it BrandingBigBoobs

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 14:47:59 2017 No.8742206 >>8742135 >idubz reaction image >telling other people to kill themselves It's like poetry, it rhymes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 14:48:13 2017 No.8742207 File: 1.39 MB, 400x284, 1490686809834.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why is everyone so mean to everyone else in this thread?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 14:54:02 2017 No.8742228 >>8742206 There are more deserving people who could be using anon's life.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 15:00:09 2017 No.8742243 >>8742228 But if he dies then nobody gets that life.

Anonymous Tue Mar 28 15:03:51 2017 No.8742255

>>8740036
>For the life of me I'll never understand how Europeans aren't at least as fat as us Americans, god bless 'em.

In many Euro countries the obesity rates are actually almost the same as the US. They just don't tolerate and "empower" fatties as much as in the US

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 15:24:03 2017 No.8742293 >>8738875 What exactly is that shaving implement?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 15:29:50 2017 No.8742310 >>8742293 The meat slicer? It's just a real deli slicer, the brand name is even visible, Hobart.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 15:42:24 2017 No.8742362 >>8742255 Less driving seems to be the short answer.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 15:58:33 2017 No.8742416 >>8742139 I want to fuck those cakes

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 16:06:35 2017 No.8742447 What kind of hive did you pull that from? Doesn't look like a top-bar/horizontal hive.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 16:07:43 2017 No.8742453 >>8738832 is this shit real? because if it is it probably has created more feminists

>>	Anoɳymous Tue Mar 28 16:09:25 2017 No.8742464 File: 770 KB, 800x517, goggles.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8738588 I want to fuck that squishy yellow thing

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 16:23:11 2017 No.8742517 >>8738630 what in tarnation

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 16:28:35 2017 No.8742546 >>8742517 It's porchetta, my flyover friend. Google is your friend if your 56k dial-up connection works in Wisconsin.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 16:32:46 2017 No.8742570 >>8742546 I'm from Europe. I know what porchetta is. Why did he mash up fried potatoes with cheese and put it on a sandwhich?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 16:35:04 2017 No.8742576 >>8738559 heart attack city but still.... DO WANT!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 16:36:55 2017 No.8742584 >>8742570 >sandwhich *sandwich Google is your friend if you're struggling to spell common words. I'm not going to spoon feed you any more.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 16:36:57 2017 No.8742585 >>8742110 >>8742117 both of you are retards and need help

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 16:41:40 2017 No.8742601 >>8742584 You're an asshole and a snooty faggot

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 16:45:50 2017 No.8742618 >>8738581 Off the Air. I miss that show...

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 16:48:05 2017 No.8742624 >>8742207 Obsessions of the heart.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 16:49:50 2017 No.8742628 >>8742139 sexy

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 16:58:25 2017 No.8742650 >>8738615 >Didn't let it cool first.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 17:00:19 2017 No.8742655 >>8738632 that filename was the funniest thing I've seen all day!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 17:00:39 2017 No.8742658 >>8742584 Fuck off cunt

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 17:19:36 2017 No.8742741 File: 20 KB, 329x399, gays not welcome.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8741920 >vegan kys

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 19:34:05 2017 No.8743239 >>8738566 >>8738576 I'm moving to Quebec City soon and there are a bunch of places that serve raclette. I didn't know it was scraped on potatoes and other things, seems a bit odd. Definitely going to try it though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 19:54:07 2017 No.8743328 >>8741903 I just did, too, because of your post. I will not post the link or the pics because that literally made my stomach nauseous. Also, it might be considered a "nude" photo. I usually don't get affected by that stuff, either.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 20:51:50 2017 No.8743627 >>8740036 thanks for the input dude xD

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 20:59:41 2017 No.8743658 >>8739856 I don't think people have tailbones the size of their forearms bud.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 21:24:22 2017 No.8743785 >>8741104 Is this some trailer trash version of chilaquiles

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 21:24:42 2017 No.8743789 >>8741101 the worst terrorist attack.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 22:00:34 2017 No.8743947 >>8742293 It's a deli meat slicer. Sliced the corner of one of my thumbs off using one of those. Didn't even hurt

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 22:11:51 2017 No.8743991 File: 2.03 MB, 1920x1080, a.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 22:14:33 2017 No.8744002 >>8738588 soft boiled and sunny side up are one thing, but this is disgusting. fully cook that shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 22:25:46 2017 No.8744051 >>8738832 that ass-slap at the end was pure kino

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 22:30:38 2017 No.8744075 >>8740141 >not pay the bill >but still leave a tip makes no sense

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 22:33:38 2017 No.8744096 >>8739381 >coring using a spoon just die

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 22:39:06 2017 No.8744122 >>8742584 lol what a cunt

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 22:42:21 2017 No.8744142 >>8741101 >disgustipated

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 22:42:38 2017 No.8744144 >>8743991 I love not having any syrup on my second pancake

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 23:20:24 2017 No.8744375 File: 123 KB, 785x757, 7nhd3Z5.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8744144 >not cutting through the entire stack and eating a big pile with each bite

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 23:34:27 2017 No.8744461 >>8741101 Aren't bees basically codependent on their honey stocks being thinned out because they make too much to store or some shit?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 23:38:10 2017 No.8744481 File: 18 KB, 413x395, 664782342345545.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8742618 Well, at least it lived up to its name.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 23:41:38 2017 No.8744498 >>8741101 Bees are dying as a whole worldwide. Every day is 9/11 for bees nowadays.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 23:47:40 2017 No.8744529 File: 1.02 MB, 500x412, 6da.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8744375 >not making a hole in the middle that you fill with syrup and butter and keep expanding as you eat more Normalfag detected.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 23:55:49 2017 No.8744576 >>8740036 This is exactly how you pit an avocado you dumbass

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 00:02:28 2017 No.8744600 >>8738803 Apparently it's legal to shoot them in the back if they're black.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 00:05:31 2017 No.8744611 >>8738673 >actions You need to be 18 to post on this website.

Anonymous Wed Mar 29 00:07:04 2017 No.8744620

>>8739395
This reminds me of the time I found out you can infuse liquor with smoke. At first, I thought it was BS, like there was no way it would absorb a noticeable amount of the flavor of the smoke. So one summer night I happened to have a cigar and decided to use like 6 or 8 oz of whisky in the name of science. I poured the whisky in an empty water bottle and blew smoke into it, swirled a bunch, and capped it. The next night I poured a little into a clean glass, and to my amazement, the whisky was infused with smoke!

I was pretty impressed with this. The flavor possibilities!

At least until I realized that I now had a half pint of whisky that tasted like a cigar. Have you ever wanted to drink a cigar? Ever wished for a sandwich that tasted like cigar smoke? Me neither. Not as nasty as bongwater, but not something I ever repeated.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 00:08:59 2017 No.8744628 >>8744529 You're all plebs. Put the syrup in a little cup and dip each bite of pancake in it. Maximum syrup coverage, plus the last bite isn't soggy.

Anonymous Wed Mar 29 00:11:33 2017 No.8744640

>>8744620
In the case of the webm, the smoke would probably be welcomed. The Martinez is made with sweet vermouth and gin(normally) and so it comes out very sweet.
He's making it with rum, which would just add even more sweetness. The smoke cutting down on it would make it much more palatable.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 00:14:34 2017 No.8744655 File: 245 KB, 900x582, 2012-02-06-Matter-Of-Fatly.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8744529 >>8744375 >not keeping a separate dish to dunk each bite, ensuring complete syrup coverage without allowing the pancakes to get completely soggy

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 00:14:51 2017 No.8744656 >>8744628 The best way is to just put the syrup in the batter, and use maple extract instead of or in addition to vanilla for maximum maple flavour.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 00:15:06 2017 No.8744657 >>8744628 Fuck this is what I get when I don't refresh the page. Someone says exactly what I'm saying.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 00:26:26 2017 No.8744698 File: 112 KB, 419x536, 1453073626109.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8741101 Do the bees know they make the honey for you? Or do they work tirelessly because they think it is their own choice?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 00:35:39 2017 No.8744726 >>8744656 It's extra helpful to activate your maple extract before use

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 00:43:30 2017 No.8744749 >>8738622 does the rest of the video shows how to do it? I kinda want to know how to.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 00:57:37 2017 No.8744778 >>8738559 taps knife

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 01:05:28 2017 No.8744800 >>8738601 Need more Hannibal webms

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 03:45:33 2017 No.8745134 >>8743658 >tailbones You're not a doctor, are you?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 04:26:00 2017 No.8745190 >>8742207 Everyone's here because they have no real friends. And they have no real friends because they're assholes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 04:33:28 2017 No.8745199 >>8738653 yeh bro i make better brisket in san antonio >>8740059 you make the charcoal into coals before putting it in the smokebox so it doesnt release chemicals from creosote, also natural wood smoking is the best option

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 04:44:58 2017 No.8745217 >>8740315 the katawa shoujo dlc im still waiting for

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 04:54:48 2017 No.8745230 >>8740938 >raclette >in nyc >nyc >in America Yikes, anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 04:56:47 2017 No.8745233 >>8739395 too slow barkeep. no tip for you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 05:19:30 2017 No.8745273 File: 82 KB, 440x423, 6017231+_f05250c2b6f960e6dee1405c6a111f75.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8738632 >this man abducts you from a park bench and tells you to eat all the eggs what do?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 05:47:42 2017 No.8745326 >>8739146 thats not a blood sausage and you are a fucking faggot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 06:34:30 2017 No.8745415 >>8740992 This

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 06:36:37 2017 No.8745417 >>8745230 gee whiz I didn't know the only place you could get that kind of cheese was in NYC! fuck off you stupid retard

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 06:48:56 2017 No.8745437 File: 14 KB, 208x251, 1363132574284.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8741104 >>8741104 >>8741104

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 06:50:42 2017 No.8745441 >>8745417 American laws on dairies and stuff kinda ensure you never get the good cheese especially in street food vendors like this.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 07:13:34 2017 No.8745472 >>8745273 Eat eggs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 07:14:38 2017 No.8745474 File: 2.97 MB, 960x540, you don't have to tell me what happened but you do have to eat this.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8745273

Anonymous Wed Mar 29 07:48:01 2017 No.8745527

>>8744749

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5qJ3MAPxS8

basically you take the whole loin and belly portion of the pig, bone it out, season it with salt, garlic, fennel pollen, rosemary, pepper and chilli. it is also common to add lemon zest and parsley and other things but he doesn't do that. porchetta is usually cured/dry brined with this mixture for around three days but again he doesn't seem to do that.

trim it into a square shape and trim out excess fat without breaking the skin then roll up, stitch together and tie tightly.

then this guy cooks it for 6-7 hours in a low steam oven, around 90c, before finishing in a very hot convection oven to produce the crackling.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 07:53:35 2017 No.8745540 >>8745441 Except that's not true at all. Raw milk cheese isn't banned if it's aged past a certain timeframe. 60 days, I think?

Anonymous Wed Mar 29 09:28:05 2017 No.8745754

>>8744655
He's totally right about this one, I've completely stopped pouring syrup and now I just dunk each bite.

Also, if you've made too much and can't finish it all in one sitting then it's much easier to store and much better after reheating if it's not soaked through with syrup

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 09:59:58 2017 No.8745850 >>8738588 lmao at americunts that think this is gross, ignorant fucks keep eating shit tier overcooked eggs

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 10:43:36 2017 No.8745941 File: 2.25 MB, 500x281, 1391646314114.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 10:51:06 2017 No.8745958 >>8742139 thicc

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 11:36:36 2017 No.8746048 >>8738601 If there was any reason for this show to stay alive it was the goat cooking scenes

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 12:24:38 2017 No.8746167 >>8738601 Cringe

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 12:57:24 2017 No.8746260 File: 16 KB, 232x197, bus buny.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8738601 I want Mads Mikkelsen to destroy my vagine and I'm a lesbian.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 13:06:14 2017 No.8746293 >>8746260 please save your reddit related posts for the r/cooking thread

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 13:07:55 2017 No.8746303 >>8738595 I hate macarons

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 13:11:06 2017 No.8746317 >>8746260 is it true you think you're a lesbian because you've never had a good dicking

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 13:14:40 2017 No.8746329 >>8738630 >bread >smushed fries why don't add pasta and rice as well while you're at it. I've seen better, I would not pay the price this surely costs. also the bread looks like disgustingly sugary milkbread

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 13:32:46 2017 No.8746395 >>8745474 Now I really have to know, which came first, the JAV or the copypasta

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 14:04:28 2017 No.8746492 >>8745527 thanks anon, I always thought it was kinda of a secret to do porchetta.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 14:07:29 2017 No.8746499 >>8738595 I'd rather just have a butterscotch yum yum from coughlands

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 14:20:59 2017 No.8746518 >>8738803 >Will Graham >giving a fuck about what's legal Pick one

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 14:36:44 2017 No.8746565 >>8740036 i bet you have an instagram account with "Foodie." in the bio faggot

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 15:26:53 2017 No.8746757 >>8741104 >pours everything into the middle >doesn't even try to disperse ingredients

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 15:30:52 2017 No.8746780 >>8740036 That is the exact way to pit an avacado you contrarian sperg.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 15:32:55 2017 No.8746795 >>8738566 >no gloves when golding the cheese

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 15:38:28 2017 No.8746827 >>8740306 >>8744002 >What are omelettes

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 17:09:28 2017 No.8747223 >>8742110 2culture 4u

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 17:13:48 2017 No.8747233 >>8746518 Jack the Black HEAD OF THE FUCKING FBI does it

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 20:04:23 2017 No.8748012 >>8738632 How the fuck is this food porn? Hrs literally just cooking eggs

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 20:14:20 2017 No.8748070 >>8744600 Kek Dubs of truth

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 20:17:04 2017 No.8748080 >>8738606 Is this food?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 20:23:42 2017 No.8748129 >>8744655 Awesome! I'm the one who posted 8744628, that comic is where I got that from.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 20:29:21 2017 No.8748163 File: 1.81 MB, 1280x1707, pancaku.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8742121

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 21:37:03 2017 No.8748464 File: 89 KB, 650x608, 1489806114115.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8742121 >>8742139

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 21:38:58 2017 No.8748475 File: 385 KB, 500x275, 1489036777944.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8742243 >he doesn't accept soul recycling theory

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 21:40:56 2017 No.8748484 >>8742464 It's an omelette, dear

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 21:42:08 2017 No.8748490 >>8742584 >spoon Hah spoon

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 22:30:47 2017 No.8748726 >>8746260 LONDUN

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 23:18:06 2017 No.8748998 >>8745417 Way to willfully misread a post, anon. I can't stop laughing. Are you a comedian?

Anonymous Thu Mar 30 02:11:56 2017 No.8749645

>>8744142
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>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 02:50:08 2017 No.8749712 >>8740393 Fuck off Juncker

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 06:55:59 2017 No.8750166 File: 260 KB, 914x891, 1418208733360.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8741104 STOP IT! STOP!!!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 07:19:48 2017 No.8750200 File: 26 KB, 216x377, 1372637726531.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8744655 >I'm beautiful to somebody no I'm not

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