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Webm's Anonymous Tue Mar 28 01:34:36 2017 No.8740289 [Reply] [Original]

does /ck/ have any interesting webm's related to food and cooking and maybe fancy drinks

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 01:35:47 2017 No.8740296 Once they finished I would laugh, shake my head without saying a word, get up and walk straight out without paying the bill, and no tip.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 01:35:50 2017 No.8740298 File: 1.87 MB, 400x400, grilled cheese cocktail.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >fancy drinks Boy do I have a treat for you

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 01:39:21 2017 No.8740313 File: 1.25 MB, 1280x720, 1489453778530.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 01:43:12 2017 No.8740325 File: 2.93 MB, 640x360, 1489452573743.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 02:02:03 2017 No.8740394 File: 2.11 MB, 272x360, 1468203483735.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 02:05:35 2017 No.8740400 >>8740394 This kind of shit is why I'm a vegetarian.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 02:09:54 2017 No.8740415 File: 2.35 MB, 640x360, 1465660522316.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 02:20:32 2017 No.8740448 >>8740289 so completely retarded >>8740400 you have a serious issue

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 02:21:50 2017 No.8740451 >>8740400 really? that's an odd reason to be vegetarian.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 02:29:12 2017 No.8740473 File: 654 KB, 640x360, 1468203840813.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 02:37:33 2017 No.8740510 File: 2.89 MB, 1280x720, 1468142587908.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 02:41:36 2017 No.8740520 File: 2.85 MB, 426x240, 1489473753626.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 02:50:30 2017 No.8740542 File: 2.92 MB, 426x426, 1468203766238.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	anon 2 Tue Mar 28 02:54:45 2017 No.8740558 >>8740400 vegetarians still eat fish/seafood you dumb cunt vegans dont eat shit but grass tho

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 02:56:55 2017 No.8740567 >>8740558 >vegetarians still eat fish/seafood you dumb cunt No, that would make them pescetarian. Vegetarians don't eat meat, but they will eat animal products such as eggs, milk, cheese, jello, etc.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 02:57:46 2017 No.8740573 >>8740558 Vegetarians dont eat animals Vegans dont eat animals + animal products dumbo

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 02:59:03 2017 No.8740575 >>8740558 if you all think about it, everything that gets eaten was alive at some point . that's why I don't understand vegans/ vegetarians.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 03:01:02 2017 No.8740579 File: 2.90 MB, 500x280, 1468203527078.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 03:01:35 2017 No.8740580 >>8740575 plants cant suffer

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 03:02:08 2017 No.8740581 >>8740558 You're retarded

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 03:09:30 2017 No.8740594 File: 1.02 MB, 366x274, 1490080974777.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] kingassripper for ya

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 03:14:47 2017 No.8740611 >>8740580 Yeah they can, I transplanted 50 tomato sprouts today and they were fucking pissed. Looks like they all survived though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 03:14:54 2017 No.8740612 >>8740448 >>8740451 >being retarded All that meat is going to your brain, faggots.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 03:15:40 2017 No.8740619 File: 2.69 MB, 800x450, 1468199031055.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 03:18:10 2017 No.8740628 >>8740612 super autist detected.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 03:18:55 2017 No.8740632 >>8740619 Where do I buy cute little 1oz baby steaks like that?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 03:21:35 2017 No.8740638 >>8740632 Dollar Tree....?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 03:24:49 2017 No.8740648 >>8740394 I don't know a lot about this but that fish is dead as fuck right? This is just leftover electrical impulses in the muscles or something like that, right? Can someone explain a little more in depth?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 03:27:01 2017 No.8740653 >>8740296 So on a good day you would skip out on the bill but give a tip?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 03:27:45 2017 No.8740656 >>8740415 im ded

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 03:30:14 2017 No.8740660 >>8740632 you have to go straight to the breeders usually they consider selling baby steaks to be wasteful, but if know the breeder, you can usually slip them a few medallions extra and make it happen

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 03:31:15 2017 No.8740663 >>8740579 imagine the dump she took? i'd love to be hiding in the shower while she was dropping that huge log

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 03:33:03 2017 No.8740669 >>8740663 Japanese detected. Arm the nuke, Johnson.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 03:34:33 2017 No.8740676 File: 2.95 MB, 420x236, dogshit bill.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8740289 I hold onto a few and ask to have some made on /wsg/ on occasion Here are a couple

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 03:36:22 2017 No.8740677 >>8740648 yes

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 03:36:23 2017 No.8740678 File: 2.89 MB, 200x360, 1446287241419.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Doh

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 03:38:39 2017 No.8740684 >>8740678 >Surly dutchess of the comal

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 03:40:09 2017 No.8740690 File: 1.39 MB, 400x284, aftr diaz 10 10 000 1756.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Doh o.0

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 03:43:06 2017 No.8740696 File: 948 KB, 560x340, after tines 9888888 007.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8740684 She will likely make the finest of wives and an unbelievable mother

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 03:44:56 2017 No.8740698 File: 2.46 MB, 960x720, 408370525622.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 03:47:11 2017 No.8740702 >>8740394 That guy is cute. Sauce?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 03:53:28 2017 No.8740718 >>8740702 >>>/lgbt/

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 03:54:13 2017 No.8740720 File: 2.84 MB, 480x270, 1447278702552.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 03:56:21 2017 No.8740725 File: 2.83 MB, 426x240, 1448877430958.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I have 365 webms and nearly 600 gifs Ill share another couple

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 03:58:05 2017 No.8740729 File: 237 KB, 600x338, 4125.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 04:32:56 2017 No.8740773 >>8740725 Feed me

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 07:37:47 2017 No.8741082 File: 1.36 MB, 380x214, 1vvulvR.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8740773

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 07:39:32 2017 No.8741084 File: 374 KB, 500x300, 3418.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8740773 O.0

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 07:41:14 2017 No.8741086 >>8741084 this really doesn't benefit from being a gif

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 07:41:23 2017 No.8741087 File: 71 KB, 300x166, 1850.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8740773 Here we go again

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 07:42:43 2017 No.8741089 >>8741087 anon what are you doing...

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 07:43:34 2017 No.8741091 File: 2.76 MB, 852x480, 1481157454701.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8740773 ^^

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 07:49:40 2017 No.8741102 File: 2.45 MB, 640x360, 1482018972625.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8741089 Tahts it for now

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 07:51:28 2017 No.8741105 >>8741102 my 5 year old nephew would be a huge hit at this place

Anonymous Tue Mar 28 08:00:16 2017 No.8741127

>>8741105
Some folks never grow up its a western thing its weird. Folks in their 60s still living at home w/ parent's
Happening in this western culture and its overlooked by nearly all

Yeah your nephew might just be able to make a living out of something like this

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 08:16:57 2017 No.8741161 >>8740580 >muh CNS bias Your privilege is showing. >>8740612 Literally. Meat played a key role in human brain development.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 08:18:17 2017 No.8741167 >>8741102 How the fuck do you eat shit like this

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 08:22:15 2017 No.8741177 >>8740542 I smiled when he put that tiny hat on the cake.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 09:04:46 2017 No.8741295 >>8741167 >how the fuck do you eat shit like this Ezpz. Berry carefully.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 12:18:02 2017 No.8741739 >>8740648 No. Sadly, the detached head can still receive pain impulses via the aether.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 12:35:01 2017 No.8741793 >>8740725 >batoning

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 12:43:05 2017 No.8741820 >>8741739 >newtonian detected

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 12:47:36 2017 No.8741838 File: 2.93 MB, 852x480, food.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 12:49:27 2017 No.8741850 >>8741167 take your index finger and just swirl it around on the table. MMMmmMM finger licking good! but seriously, thats what i would do if i went to a place like this.

Anonymous Tue Mar 28 12:52:24 2017 No.8741865

>>8740648
The "electrical impulses" are the result of self-propagating ion transfer along neurons, which otherwise maintain a constant electrical potential difference across their membranes.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Action_potential
When you add salt you change the potential difference in a region and artificially create these signals, which lead to muscle contractions absent any actual brain activity. Compare how potassium deficiency can cause seizures and so on.

>>8740400
>i'm a vegetarian because the lifeless body of a recently killed fish spasms around in a way that can look disturbing if you naively ascribe it consciousness without understanding the first thing about what's actually going on
>I understand the world by anthropomorphizing absolutely everything because that's totally a useful heuristic
I bet you're the type to yell at and hit your computer when the internet stops working

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 12:55:00 2017 No.8741874 >>8741838 That's some fresh food. I wonder what kind of systems still operate in veg when they're killed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 12:58:48 2017 No.8741884 >>8740473 picky eaters damn stop that drama show jesus fuck

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 13:03:16 2017 No.8741898 File: 2.65 MB, 640x360, mm, fod.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 13:05:15 2017 No.8741900 >>8741898 M&S have some pretty top notch produce really. Maybe a bit overpriced

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 13:08:11 2017 No.8741908 >>8740720 >here's your cancer in a glass, sir

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 13:20:06 2017 No.8741948 >>8741102 Where is the food?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 13:21:16 2017 No.8741951 >>8741948 That is the food, you eat with your eyes for that kind of dish.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 13:23:38 2017 No.8741960 File: 2.94 MB, 480x270, how Christina Hendricks keeps her career afloat.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] bon appetite

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 16:19:02 2017 No.8742501 >>8741091 that much waste on the potato wtf

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 16:30:37 2017 No.8742556 File: 2.53 MB, 768x432, kaybeanburgers1.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 16:31:52 2017 No.8742565 File: 2.57 MB, 768x432, kaybeanburgers2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8742556

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 16:32:09 2017 No.8742566 >>8741960 Why does this retard even bother?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 16:41:43 2017 No.8742602 >>8741960 Howtobasic is the most unfunny crap imaginable. It's like watching Adam Sandler star in Seinfeld while ISIS blowtorches your balls off.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 16:43:21 2017 No.8742610 >>8741960 how did this shit even get popular? its not funny at all

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 16:52:08 2017 No.8742635 >>8742556 Kay is what happens when the inept are not harshly enough discouraged

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 16:53:44 2017 No.8742640 >>8740289 I have questions.....

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 16:54:04 2017 No.8742641 >>8742610 normies have a shit sense of humor, what else is new

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 16:56:38 2017 No.8742646 >>8741960 XD so random! Haha! the chicken is in the bathroom! haha that's not how you cook a chicken at all hahaha!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 16:58:13 2017 No.8742648 >>8740579 how is she not dead, this chick eats like 100 of everything.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 17:06:18 2017 No.8742681 >>8741960 i bet this guy makes the most amazing autistic noises while he does this and then edits them out Does anyone else think this

Anonymous Tue Mar 28 17:12:26 2017 No.8742703

>>8742681
You people are deluded about autists and their cooking habits.
I can outdo anything you can cook with little to no effort and I do so as often as I can afford it.
You guys are the ones googling how to cook steak and referring to your Betty crocker cookbooks every step.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 17:13:35 2017 No.8742708 >>8742703 did they teach you all that at in the special ed classes? you go buddy, get 'r done your own spergy way

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 17:23:04 2017 No.8742753 >>8742708 >literally watching videos about how to cook >attacks an entire group with a birth given social disorder >autists can't cook and make funny noises when they do >continues watching videos about how to cook

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 17:26:14 2017 No.8742764 >>8740289 F U C K I N G W A N K E R Y You're an absolute faggot, op. There's nothing interesting about smearing a retarded ugly design directly on a table.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 17:26:22 2017 No.8742765 >>8742753 I guess you're not one of those smart autists, huh? oh well at least you can cook ;)

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 17:31:07 2017 No.8742788 >>8741865 >thinking animals experience pain is "anthropomorphizing" them Even though that fish probably wasn't even alive and was just twitching out leftover nerve impulses, you should still kill yourself.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 17:33:59 2017 No.8742800 >>8741865 >I bet you're the type to yell at and hit your computer when the internet stops working There are people that don't do this?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 17:35:40 2017 No.8742806 >>8741960 I hope he caught salmonella after making that stupid video

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 17:42:15 2017 No.8742827 >>8740663 >>8742648 she has some disease that prevents her from entirely digesting the food she eats, all of that immediately ran through her

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 17:43:09 2017 No.8742830 >>8742827 poor girl....

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 18:39:29 2017 No.8743000 File: 1023 KB, 500x300, 1462163872522.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8741793 >>>/out/

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 18:48:40 2017 No.8743035 >>8740684 >How does she get out?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 18:57:28 2017 No.8743074 File: 1.10 MB, 371x209, 1490120952898.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8742764

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 18:57:36 2017 No.8743076 >>8740325 i'm really not a fan of this burnt meat/spice

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 18:59:51 2017 No.8743088 >>8743076 >burnt Wew. He literally cuts it open and reveals it to the camera.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 19:00:38 2017 No.8743090 >>8743076 it's called American BBQ. don't knock it till ya try it .

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 19:02:03 2017 No.8743095 >>8743088 i can see that the inside is not burnt but are you supposed to just scrape it off once it's on your plate? >>8743090 i try to minimise my chances of cancer

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 19:04:39 2017 No.8743105 >>8743076 >I'm really not a fan of something that tastes like literal angels ejaculating in my mouth What are you, a faggot?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 19:05:18 2017 No.8743106 >>8743095 Nah you eat it, it actually tastes quite good. It's not burnt, it's smoked. Just a different method of cooking than you're used to.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 19:05:37 2017 No.8743108 >>8743095 it's called 'bark' . look it up, it's supposed to be part of the flavor. while you're at it look up bbq smoke rings

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 19:07:52 2017 No.8743118 >>8741838 bruh wtf

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 19:10:26 2017 No.8743129 >>8743106 >>8743108 I see, I'm used to smoked eel but it was never this dark

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 19:13:29 2017 No.8743143 >>8743106 it's the spices that are burnt. if meat is smoked properly it should have a smoke ring in the meat from were it is slightly reddish.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 19:15:15 2017 No.8743146 >>8743129 this isn't fish, lol. it's more ribs, briscut, ect...

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 19:19:26 2017 No.8743166 >>8740725 >One Ice water, my good man! >That will be 500 dollars plus tip!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 19:21:09 2017 No.8743172 >>8740725 share more

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 19:27:33 2017 No.8743204 >>8743129 Eel probably doesn't smoke for nearly as long. Smoked eel is fucking delicious though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 19:30:25 2017 No.8743219 >>8742556 >That looks like shitty fried rice >Read the file name

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 19:39:56 2017 No.8743257 >>8740579 Looks like that took quite a while... Not so impressive without a scale of time. Would not bang

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 19:43:37 2017 No.8743274 >>8741838 >stirs itself for even cooking Very nice!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 19:45:26 2017 No.8743287 Post some more Streetfood, SVP

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 19:46:23 2017 No.8743298 >>8740725 Big ass waste of time. Also nothing better than to have a giant ice cube that's been in an asian man's hands for the past 5 minutes

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 19:48:36 2017 No.8743306 >>8742556 Sauce?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 19:49:12 2017 No.8743310 >>8743298 also, I don't get it to begin with. it takes up almost the whole glass so you can barley get anything in it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 19:55:48 2017 No.8743341 >>8740729 Delet this

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 20:02:02 2017 No.8743361 File: 1.47 MB, 568x320, 1489472710063.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 20:02:27 2017 No.8743363 >>8740580 Animals can't necessarily suffer either, and those that can aren't necessarily made to when they're killed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 20:04:36 2017 No.8743372 >>8741960 Man, the very first video I saw of this guy was one where he dissects a watermelon years ago. I even had a giggle. Couldn't watch any other of his videos though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 20:04:39 2017 No.8743374 File: 2.90 MB, 480x480, 1489529735362.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 20:05:25 2017 No.8743377 File: 15 KB, 225x364, 1474503046287.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8740698 >shrimp and black olive on pizza

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 20:06:10 2017 No.8743384 File: 2.94 MB, 1080x1080, 1489439997506.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8743372

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 20:07:06 2017 No.8743387 >>8742753 >attacks an entire group with a birth given social disorder Autism is caused by vaccines.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 20:07:36 2017 No.8743389 >>8743377 shrimps are the bugs of the sea.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 20:08:29 2017 No.8743392 >>8742635 >discouragement will fix ineptness so long as it's harsh enough She's probably had a lot of people like you to listen to in her life.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 20:09:10 2017 No.8743397 >>8743384 This is disgusting.. I want it

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 20:10:26 2017 No.8743404 >>8743384 I am actually wondering why the person in the web isn't black.

Anonymous Tue Mar 28 20:14:40 2017 No.8743428

>>8742788
>Even though that fish probably wasn't even alive and was just twitching out leftover nerve impulses,

>Probably

It was missing its fucking head. Look. Everything that lives, dies. Higher predators will eat anything lower on the food chain. Now, we can stick our heads in the sand on some moral high ground we've imagined for ourselves, or we can feed our bodies whatever we like to eat, that we are able to obtain, like any other organism in the world.

Your refusal to consume an animal does not spare it pain. It will still either die in the wild, if it isn't domesticated, or it will suffer the ravages of time. Life begets death, and death is never pretty. Life is entropy, and the sooner you get over that, the sooner you can start making the most of what time you have before you rot.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 20:15:51 2017 No.8743433 >>8743404 kek m8 ahaha

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 20:16:40 2017 No.8743439 >>8740720 what even is that?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 20:19:47 2017 No.8743453 >>8743439 all it really is is a drink that has been smoked. waste of money though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 20:21:28 2017 No.8743459 >>8743439 theatre and a drink. Pretty much what any mixology is.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 20:30:17 2017 No.8743497 File: 1.62 MB, 624x352, 1489522377168.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] lel

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 20:31:27 2017 No.8743508 >>8743453 how much does a drink like that cost with all the fancy shit?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 20:32:59 2017 No.8743515 >>8743508 I myself don't know because I'm not stupid enough to try it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 20:34:09 2017 No.8743520 File: 2.91 MB, 456x574, 1489455555156.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 20:35:27 2017 No.8743527 I like how literally every /ck/ webm thread consists of the same webms.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 20:35:29 2017 No.8743528 >>8743520 DLETE

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 20:35:50 2017 No.8743529 >>8743520 antojitos were a mistake Am glad the fad of consuming them is over

Anonymous Tue Mar 28 20:37:53 2017 No.8743540

>>8743508
It depends a lot on where you're at. Chicago costs less than LA. For a little bar theater in Melbourne, where the mixologist made a huge production of a specialty martini and went into a little history on the liquor, we paid 22 AUD a drink, and tipped well. Party of 7. The guy who decided to buy the first round so he could duck out early made a poor choice of which bar to start at. But he placed the order, so apparently he was cool with it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 20:38:02 2017 No.8743541 >>8743527 it's because anons don't help out with cycling in new ones. they're being jews and not posting what they have.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 20:40:20 2017 No.8743549 File: 2.13 MB, 1280x720, 1411178236127.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] haha

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 20:40:54 2017 No.8743554 >>8740663 You wouldn't have a log after eating that much grease

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 20:41:23 2017 No.8743555 >>8743520 is he pouring juice over the chips?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 20:45:18 2017 No.8743580 >>8743172 Cu/ck/$ville isn't a place to share any of the best webms as this place has no audio and more restricted size files. /WSG/ is better for webms honestly by far even /gif/ is superior

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 20:47:08 2017 No.8743593 File: 2.94 MB, 500x280, 1468201990641.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 20:54:53 2017 No.8743640 File: 1.56 MB, 1040x526, 1468202336070.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] anons, cycle in some new webm's

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 21:11:24 2017 No.8743712 File: 988 KB, 500x500, giphy.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8743580 just for you

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 21:13:09 2017 No.8743723 File: 2.87 MB, 640x360, women.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 21:17:26 2017 No.8743755 >>8740510 Show always made me so damn hungry...

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 21:19:21 2017 No.8743764 >>8743755 is it a Russian show?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 21:21:25 2017 No.8743775 >>8743640 sauce?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 21:22:40 2017 No.8743781 >>8743640 That's the nastiest thing I've ever seen, and I'm quite partial to big titted women with NASCAR trailer park trash written all over them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 21:28:01 2017 No.8743802 >>8743723 I've seen this webm before, what's the source?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 21:28:20 2017 No.8743803 >>8743781 >and I'm quite partial to big titted woman with Nascar trailer park trash written all over them. what do you mean by this?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 21:30:18 2017 No.8743813 >>8743764 It's the Hannibal TV show. Lots of food porn involving what are supposed to be human body parts. That dish in the webm is supposed to be human thigh.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 21:40:14 2017 No.8743850 File: 2.93 MB, 600x338, 1468151831904.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 21:41:49 2017 No.8743862 >>8743850 i swear to god this fucking retarded trend of making shit too big to fit into your mouth is going to make me kill someone

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 21:48:14 2017 No.8743893 File: 2.99 MB, 640x480, coolfood.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 21:50:41 2017 No.8743901 File: 2.45 MB, 710x400, gamer_fuel.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 21:50:46 2017 No.8743902 >>8743862 it still looks good minus the fries

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 21:53:43 2017 No.8743910 >>8743902 dude what. for being made in italy it seems to be using stuff you could buy in a chinese store, it's revolting minus the porchetta, but its still not the best porchetta, im from ariccia i know that shit

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 21:56:46 2017 No.8743925 File: 2.80 MB, 640x360, pes_sub.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 21:57:48 2017 No.8743931 >>8743910 still, looks really good. I don't care where it comes from or who makes it. fries are bit of overkill, tho.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 22:06:43 2017 No.8743972 >>8743384 za'

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 22:10:45 2017 No.8743985 >>8743931 they are. there are probably going to be too many flavours crammed in there. and you'd have to cut it like a salami to eat it

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 22:16:02 2017 No.8744008 File: 2.96 MB, 480x360, 1468199668251.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I know the person is cutting toward themselfs but doing it professionally.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 22:20:58 2017 No.8744031 >>8740298 >>8740289 these aren't serious are they It all feels like parody shit No one's actually this wasteful/fucking retarded right

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 22:24:56 2017 No.8744050 >>8740289 >>8740296 >go to restaurant >servers start piling food on top of the fucking table >turn 360 degrees and walk away

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 22:30:47 2017 No.8744076 >>8743850 I was about to call you a pussy for not being able to fit this in your mouth then I got to the part where they put the fucking mashed cheesy french fries in. put this shit in the fucking Tasty thread

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 22:35:12 2017 No.8744102 >>8741091 >ditching the skin >>8740725 literal what Can't tell the difference between the webm thread and the fucking trigger thread

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 22:37:06 2017 No.8744111 >>8744031 the one with people spreading food on the table is real. they use a special table cloth for the food. I myself think the practice of that wannabe fancy shit is stupid, though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 22:41:03 2017 No.8744137 File: 33 KB, 520x398, 39.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8744076 I miss these double downs. never had the hotdogs one tho.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 22:42:50 2017 No.8744146 File: 1.01 MB, 480x360, 1465660184077.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 22:44:06 2017 No.8744156 >>8744146 looks like maggots desu senpai

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 22:46:17 2017 No.8744164 File: 2.82 MB, 640x360, 1468198377231.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] eat it!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 22:47:58 2017 No.8744173 >>8740289 >human_transmutation.webm

Anonymous Tue Mar 28 22:48:37 2017 No.8744175

>>8744111
>they use a special table cloth
most pretentious garbage, I can imagine the fucking Discovery channel top 10's interviewing the chucklefucks who fall for this shit
>It's a more visceral experience, really hands on, you don't really get this anywhere else

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 22:52:50 2017 No.8744196 >>8744175 I hate how that kind of shit is a reality. the le fancy shit all together. people pay a lot of money for little small sad plates of food.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 22:56:05 2017 No.8744219 File: 2.51 MB, 600x400, 1489534831230.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 22:56:23 2017 No.8744223 >>8740725 If only ice came in a liquid form that could be used to fit any size and shape mood to avoid all this work. If only.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 22:57:34 2017 No.8744231 >>8744196 >pay a lot of money for little small sad plates of food. And if these fucking webms are to be believed They don't even get the luxury of plates anymore

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 22:57:48 2017 No.8744232 >>8744219 this is pretty awkward without sound

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 22:59:57 2017 No.8744245 File: 1.74 MB, 542x496, 1489452345787.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 23:00:43 2017 No.8744249 >>8743520 What sauces is he using?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 23:01:04 2017 No.8744255 >>8744245 REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 23:01:12 2017 No.8744257 >>8741898 Is that file name a doom reference? Because if so we are now friends

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 23:03:15 2017 No.8744263 >>8744249 no clue

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 23:09:43 2017 No.8744295 >>8744249 Do you really need to ask? Just go to the nearest mexican grocers and fill your cart like noah filled his ark 1 of everything and put it all in the same boat

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 23:11:14 2017 No.8744307 >>8744295 this is so true.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 23:13:15 2017 No.8744322 File: 1.45 MB, 756x384, 1490125329164.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 23:15:55 2017 No.8744343 >>8744322 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQKu3PcgYrU

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 23:16:52 2017 No.8744350 File: 2.67 MB, 640x360, 1490123556839.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 23:17:19 2017 No.8744351 >>8744322 is that a barf cube ?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 23:20:07 2017 No.8744373 File: 2.94 MB, 484x504, 1490119429313.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 23:21:57 2017 No.8744384 File: 2.95 MB, 484x504, 1490119498903.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8744373

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 23:23:20 2017 No.8744392 >>8744384 >>8744373 fucking stop do they not know when it's too much

Anonymous Tue Mar 28 23:25:09 2017 No.8744400

>>8744373
>Street cart vendors are illegal in my town
>Used to be one Mexican dude who worked near a kids park
>Sold that, chichirones , and mango on a stick that blossomed out

God damn those were the best mangos, grew up so I stopped heading over; might stop by to see if he's still selling.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 23:25:23 2017 No.8744401 File: 1.16 MB, 768x432, 1490213338545.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] pizza anyone

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 23:26:58 2017 No.8744413 File: 1.86 MB, 768x432, 1490213428081.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8744401 part 2

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 23:27:41 2017 No.8744420 >>8744373 I love these because they just keep going and going. I keep thinking it can't get more absurd, then 11 sauces, corn, and chips come into the mix.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 23:28:02 2017 No.8744427 >>8744413 >tomato paste directly on the forehead

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 23:28:23 2017 No.8744429 File: 2.04 MB, 768x432, 1490213510151.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8744413 part 3

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 23:32:04 2017 No.8744452 File: 1.94 MB, 768x432, 1490214747760.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] wanna make some burgers

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 23:33:36 2017 No.8744456 File: 2.51 MB, 768x432, 1490214818884.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8744452 part 2

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 23:35:25 2017 No.8744464 File: 2.97 MB, 768x432, 1490215000863.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8744456 part 3

Anonymous Tue Mar 28 23:38:00 2017 No.8744480

>>8740725
See, I see this and while I can acknowledge that this is kinda cool in the idea of the effort put into something as simple as an ice cube, I don't see why you would do this. You can spend a few bucks getting several molds made and pop those fuckers out like nobody's business. Then I'll get my drink sooner, it won't be covered in this guys' sweat and dead skin cells, he won't be annoyed spending an hour carving fucking ice, you won't have to pay him to sit and carve ice for an hour, how is it not a better option?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 23:41:12 2017 No.8744497 >>8744480 or buy a bag of ice for $1

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 23:45:51 2017 No.8744520 >>8742681 he doesn't edit them out.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 23:47:21 2017 No.8744526 >>8744480 i think its the idea of something handcrafted and performance. im sure it isnt cheap, you might as well get an experience out of it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 23:48:10 2017 No.8744532 >>8744373 >and then she walks over to a fucking huge slop pot Taco Town ain't got nothin on this

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 23:48:37 2017 No.8744534 >>8744526 fuck that. I wouldn't pay for le fancy ice.... it's just ice.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 23:49:32 2017 No.8744541 >>8741091 Also don't understand the French cuts. Again, I get the precision can be impressive, but fuck the time, effort, and waste for the same result.

Anonymous Tue Mar 28 23:51:10 2017 No.8744551

>>8744526
I know, and that's really cool in handmade italian shoes, or even a full dish, but this is fucking ice, it's not even the main point of what he's making (a drink), it's just there to keep it cool and maybe provide some water to a strong drink.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 23:51:16 2017 No.8744552 >>8743404 Black people know better.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 23:51:22 2017 No.8744554 >>8740325 I want to eat all of this in one sitting. Where can I eat all of this in one sitting?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 23:51:30 2017 No.8744557 >>8743925 All of these are pretty cool. I'd only seen the spaghetti one before

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 23:52:42 2017 No.8744562 >>8744541 >same result as out of a machine naw the difference is I won't gag knowing my fucking ice cubes were molested by an old man before I started drinking

Anonymous Tue Mar 28 23:59:44 2017 No.8744589

>>8744480

it's a good thing. wealthy people can afford to pay a person to make a living carving ice for whiskey. which lends elegance to life. it's a good thing that there are people who can afford to have nice things. if we give in to the temptation to always rush to the person willing to do a worse job for a lower price, where will we end up? in a pigsty. living in sordid filth.

i think that 'hard solid ice' like that from a big block has qualities that make it that last 10% better for whiskey. doesn't melt as fast. notice how it's pure and clear without imperfections, and shaves off very evenly when cut. the block itself probably cost 20 bucks.

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Anonymous Wed Mar 29 00:09:22 2017 No.8744630

>>8744589
>i think that 'hard solid ice' like that from a big block has qualities that make it that last 10% better for whiskey. doesn't melt as fast. notice how it's pure and clear without imperfections, and shaves off very evenly when cut. the block itself probably cost 20 bucks.
>I think that
exactly
It's what you think
literally most of your defence for that charlatan horseshit is placebo
>doesn't melt as fast.
Of course a big chunk of ice doesn't melt as fast
heat flux is better for shaved ice because of maximized surface area and a big stupid chunk of ice is inefficient/doesn't do its job

>notice how it's pure and clear without imperfections, and shaves off very evenly when cut.
That's probably has as much to do with the Ice temperature as it does the knife's sharpness

A sharp knife is fucking incredible in it's ability to cut through alot of shit, and typically anything that's cold enough that's crystalline will be more brittle the colder shit is

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 00:12:17 2017 No.8744644 >>8744551 well its not like the guy can distill the liquor or blow the glass in front of you.

Anonymous Wed Mar 29 00:13:00 2017 No.8744647

>>8744630

justify your reaction to the luxuries that some people can afford all you want. the fuck do i care. the fuck does anyone care? that dapper gook is probably carving an ice block for some stock broker as we speak, and he'll do it for 25 more years until he dies. and he owns a nice house and his kids go to a good college. so between you, me, the ice gook, and the rich guy drinking whiskey, you're the only asshole around.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 00:18:48 2017 No.8744668 >>8740510 At the end, what kind of vegetables do they plate the meat with?

Anonymous Wed Mar 29 00:18:49 2017 No.8744669
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>>8744647
>justify your reaction to the luxuries that some people can afford all you want.
No I was addressing your bullshit about how a handcarved solid piece of ice somehow magically makes the last sip of whiskey better because it waters that last bit down???
What the fuck kind of reasoning is that?
Why not just uniformly cool/water down the entire whiskey? you know, with shaved ice.

There's a blatant difference between luxury and wastefulness.

Don't try to dodge the fact that you pulled bullshit out of your ass to defend a solid scam

I may be an asshole, but at least I'm not a fucking sucker for like most goyim

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 00:21:29 2017 No.8744681 >>8744668 The little white orbs that look like eyes look to me like they're stuffed baby onions Grilled babby onions are surprisingly sweet; I think typically anything that looks that yellow must be an equally small bell pepper or something

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 00:22:43 2017 No.8744685 >>8740725 if anything its good for entertaining a crowd

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 00:24:09 2017 No.8744689 >>8744173 lel

Anonymous Wed Mar 29 00:27:56 2017 No.8744707

>>8744669

it'd taste better if ritzed up arab sex slave brought it to me on a pillow, too. and it'd be more expensive.

i don't think you have a clue about what makes things worth the money people pay for it. you're the guy at wal-mart explain how storebrand soda is the same shit as name brand soda to random people.

the fuck you know about suckers? you've never taken anyone in your life.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 00:28:52 2017 No.8744712 >>8744681 Thanks, the perspective they used made it look strange

Anonymous Wed Mar 29 00:34:14 2017 No.8744723

>>8744707
>i don't think you have a clue about what makes things worth the money people pay for it
I get why bering sea caviar is expensive
I get why Veal is expensive
I get why aged liquor and wine is expensive
I get why traditional 3-star cooking is expensive (demand+mastery)
I don't get specifically why letting an old man shave my ice for me enhances the value
You go from wine (my points) to fucking snake venom (your points)
Don't delude yourself/buy into the meme that just because these con-artists do superfluous horseshit, it makes it magically better
They fucking served a bunch of halfwits like you sinkwater and sandra lee's out-of-a-can on P&T's Bullshit

The common point being they justified the price points by bullshitting everything
>water from the springs of [nonexistent italian town here]
just like
>The solid ice has "properties" that make your last 10% of whiskey better

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 00:36:06 2017 No.8744727 >>8744589 >lends elegance to life >pigsty. living in sordid filth You're a decent troll I'll give you that, implying the industrial revolution wasn't great is a stretch, but you had me mad for a second there.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 00:37:36 2017 No.8744730 >>8744723 don't worry, pal. you don't need to get it. nobody is counting on you 'getting it'. >>8744727 >implying the industrial revolution wasn't great is a stretch it wasn't. and neither was modern medicine or technology. it's misguided.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 00:37:43 2017 No.8744731 >>8744644 See >>8740720 You want to spend time/make a show of something, go right ahead, just make sure it's actually worth it.

Anonymous Wed Mar 29 00:41:15 2017 No.8744742
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>>8744730
Fine Hotshot
Be more specific
what are the properties of a solid log of ice that make it better for the last bit of whiskey

And try making it sound like it's not just
>at that point it's watered down and I think watered down whiskey is better because it [convoluted way of illustrating that watered down whiskey is, in fact smoother because it's watered down and thus less concentrated]

You pretentious cunt

Anonymous Wed Mar 29 00:41:33 2017 No.8744744

>>8744730
You realize you're discussing this on the internet, if you really believe all this shit is misguided to live in PA with the Amish, or maybe find some Quakers. I'm officially out, you can beat a pigeon in chess all you like, it'll still shit on the board and act like it won.

Anonymous Wed Mar 29 00:49:17 2017 No.8744761

>>8744744

>think that humanity could have focused it's energies in a better direction and resulted in a better world.

>"better turn off your computer bub!"

i guess that probably makes sense to you in some way.

>>8744742

there's lots of different kinds of ice. they have different properties. 'ice is ice is ice' makes sense for a cooler of beers in the back of your truck. if you can afford the finer things in life, ice is not just 'ice'.

and it doesn't even need to have anything to fucking do with it's literal, physical properties. i know that this is a concept beyond your comprehension. but there are qualities worth paying for that are not inherent in matter itself. i know, crazy talk to you. to the people who run things and rule the world, not so much.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrYFizgkpHA

reality check, you arrogant little fool: people aren't explaining everything to you. they don't need to. but if you were an intelligent individual, you wouldn't have needed to be told that no two things are the exact same.

bah, subtlety is wasted on you.

Anonymous Wed Mar 29 00:58:57 2017 No.8744779

>>8744761
>it's just shapes
>the shape imparts flavor
the Only thing for certain that spherical ice imparts is the least possible surfacearea/mass'
>subtlety is wasted on you.
That;s just bullshitspeak for nothing
>and it doesn't even need to have anything to fucking do with it's literal, physical properties. i know that this is a concept beyond your comprehension
The physical and chemical properties of water are well fucking defined
It's entitled and uninformed little shits who call themselves professional critics who believe in every placebo they see that causes this proliferation of cringeworthy, facepalmy, bullshit

Your fucking video is literally
>a likely designer company knows shapes are visually pleasing
Doesn't have anything to do with fucking flavor though

Also you could just save all that money on those pointless machines by using traditional crystal synthesis/tempering
>slow crystallization (big vat of water)
>ton o molds (for rough shape)
>Polish imperfections
>save on a bunch of pointless rube-goldberg machines

It just seems like you enjoy old man sweat as a seasoning for your firewater

Anonymous Wed Mar 29 01:10:01 2017 No.8744809

>>8744779

you get a lot of pussy with your slick debating skills? i bet you make em wet when you talk about how the physical and chemical properties of water prove that upper-class bars are actually lame and dumb.

i love these smart little shits who think they know something because they can run their mouth.

whats the worst is that you have the gall to talk about science while using your brain to see less differences between things, instead of achieving sharper definition, and the cherry on top is that you actually think you're smarter than people who spend more on a drink than you spend on rent.

>"could it be that there are things out there that i haven't explored, people that know things that i don't?

no, the pretty people must just be stupid. that's why i'm not rich. just too smart to be!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 01:13:13 2017 No.8744813 >>8741091 someone went to Leith's school of let's waste every fucking tasty bit of that potato

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 01:21:20 2017 No.8744821 File: 92 KB, 400x300, 1328838023600.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8744464 What the actual fuck is this bullshit?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 01:25:20 2017 No.8744829 >>8744821 what's wrong with this?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 01:28:27 2017 No.8744835 >>8743901 >filename get fucked

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 01:33:07 2017 No.8744843 why did yall go crazy about the ice shit? get back to webm's geez

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 01:35:25 2017 No.8744847 >>8744384 Did they order soup?

Anonymous Wed Mar 29 01:50:58 2017 No.8744894
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>>8744829
Loosely packed and unseasoned. It's falling apart already, so how it would it hold up if someone actually handles it? It's going to cook too much on the outside and not enough inside. So it'll be cooked too much on the outside and not enough on the inside. Too much butter in the pan, should use about half as much and let it brown a bit before putting the meat in. After they're flipped, take some of the butter and fat and baste the patties. You buttered the buns, which is good, but you didn't toast them.

Burgers are so incredible, taking them up a notch makes them literally sinful.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 01:58:14 2017 No.8744913 >>8744835 get fucked yourself m8 I'm under no obligation to change the name of every file I save just to avoid triggering you

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 02:02:36 2017 No.8744924 File: 4 KB, 125x125, 1462149669895s.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8740325 fuggg

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 02:07:03 2017 No.8744937 >>8743520 >>8744384 >>8744373 What in the actual fuck is going on in these videos. Ive seen multiple videos like these in other places. Is this really a thing, and what is it called?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 02:11:52 2017 No.8744946 File: 2.88 MB, 640x360, 1489438394314.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8744937

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 02:15:13 2017 No.8744954 >>8740289 If I wanted to eat off the table like an animal I could just stay home.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 02:18:24 2017 No.8744957 >>8744946 Jesus fuck is that mexican lasagna? I don't even know what else to call it. I'm intrigued and slightly disgusted. I'd try it, but it needs more beef.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 02:21:11 2017 No.8744964 >>8744957 it , to me, looks actually really tasty. I agree, more beef.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 02:28:26 2017 No.8744978 >>8742827 she must love anal

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 02:28:53 2017 No.8744980 >>8744964 you are a fucking sick animal that should be shot

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 02:54:25 2017 No.8745037 File: 1.26 MB, 720x404, 1465638902954.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 02:59:36 2017 No.8745051 >>8744957 Tostilocos au gratin

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 03:02:40 2017 No.8745056 File: 193 KB, 326x332, tabemasu.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8743549 did this really need to be rotoscoped? and why are his fingernails purple?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 03:05:58 2017 No.8745063 File: 2.53 MB, 1280x720, 1400554497598.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] no subtitles

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 03:14:43 2017 No.8745080 File: 1.59 MB, 500x281, 1420004736651.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8744429 >using American cheese instead of mozzarella Satan needs to make a tenth level to hell for this man.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 03:19:13 2017 No.8745089 >>8745080 >american cheese It's english cheddar. You can't get american cheese here except for those processed singles.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 03:22:57 2017 No.8745100 >>8745080 Also, Kay's Good Cooking. That's a woman's fat poverty hands.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 03:29:59 2017 No.8745112 >>8744616 why did this make me laugh so much

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 03:42:25 2017 No.8745128 File: 934 KB, 250x167, 1488983953427.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8745112

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 03:42:46 2017 No.8745130 >>8743274 kek

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 03:53:12 2017 No.8745145 >>8744245 this pissses me off to no end

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 03:56:32 2017 No.8745148 >>8745145 why?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 03:59:58 2017 No.8745156 >>8745148 because

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 04:16:44 2017 No.8745180 >>8745156 big Mac ice cream topped with nuggers

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 05:04:11 2017 No.8745243 >>8743392 not fix, just dissuade her from trying one of the dumbest green texts I've seen in a long while

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 05:28:45 2017 No.8745295 >>8740394 Man that meat's gonna be tough as shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 05:33:18 2017 No.8745303 File: 199 KB, 628x628, Pizza-School-Net-text-wm4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8743377 You have no idea about the horrors of Korean pizza. There's probably some corn in there and it might be on a sweet pastry crust.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 05:42:18 2017 No.8745321 >>8740400 Seizure shit from a dead animal? jesus what kind of pussy are you?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 05:48:41 2017 No.8745330 >>8745056 A bunch of the Akatsuki have purple nail polish. Cosplay facts!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 07:15:12 2017 No.8745475 >>8740394 FRESH R E S H

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 07:20:52 2017 No.8745480 >>8740619 Is this at Lil' bits?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 07:35:13 2017 No.8745502 >>8743802 british master chef

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 07:48:40 2017 No.8745529 >>8743361 Damn new Resident Evil is looking good.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 07:49:00 2017 No.8745532 >>8740289 Wow. I can see where this could go wrong, but with some complex eticate it could be very interesting.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 08:40:43 2017 No.8745633 >>8744401 >>8744413 >>8744429 i mean, at least he made it himself, right?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 08:47:36 2017 No.8745652 >>8745037 this ends too soon, i'd like to see the honey drain

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 10:35:18 2017 No.8745933 >>8745063 >His wondrous grace has become a god! >His grace is a god!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 10:47:57 2017 No.8745952 >>8740296 Wow, you're quite the badass.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 11:42:10 2017 No.8746067 File: 2.46 MB, 768x432, kaychicken.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 11:51:49 2017 No.8746090 >>8740698 This reminds me of the on with two Koran girls in front of a bus nodding and jigging with straight faces. Can never find it.

Anonymous Wed Mar 29 11:53:03 2017 No.8746097
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>>8746067
Fuck that is annoying! Aside from the fact the pan looks cold and more crowded than a banana boat from Cuba, HOW MANY TIMES DO YOU GOTTA POKE AND FONDLE THAT GOD DAMN BIRD?????

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 11:53:45 2017 No.8746098 File: 2.88 MB, 720x400, yeah.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8746090 i got you

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 11:54:03 2017 No.8746099 >>8744137 some places still serve the double down. They already have the ingredients to make it its just a specialty menu choice now. The hotdog one looked fucking nasty

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 11:55:06 2017 No.8746101 >>8746097 look at that fucking pan. do you see how much of the nonstick has been grinded off?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 11:56:07 2017 No.8746105 >>8746090 >>8746098 it's from a movie called Ci chu yu bi chu

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 11:56:55 2017 No.8746109 >>8744894 >unseasoned How can you tell? Also, why would you need to toast the buns?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 11:59:13 2017 No.8746110 >>8744821 judging by how wrecked that pan is, its Kay

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 12:00:50 2017 No.8746113 File: 42 KB, 320x240, 346881_092.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8746098 Wow I can't believe it. you are a great person. Thanks you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 12:03:16 2017 No.8746117 >>8746105 These girls should be in Hollywood movies. The sinister mood they set is eerie. Do you know the context?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 12:04:58 2017 No.8746123 >>8746117 No i haven't watched it yet

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 12:07:25 2017 No.8746129 File: 2.63 MB, 768x432, kaymotoroil1.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8746067

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 12:08:31 2017 No.8746131 File: 2.57 MB, 768x432, kaymotoroil2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8746129

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 12:32:25 2017 No.8746191 File: 2.38 MB, 768x432, kaysteak1.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8746131

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 12:34:09 2017 No.8746194 File: 1.82 MB, 768x432, kaysteak2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8746191

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 12:41:32 2017 No.8746218 File: 2.29 MB, 768x432, kaywellington1.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8746194

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 12:42:52 2017 No.8746222 File: 2.71 MB, 768x432, kaywellington2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8746218

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 12:44:12 2017 No.8746226 File: 1.31 MB, 768x432, kaywellington3.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8746222

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 12:46:39 2017 No.8746235 >>8745303 Oh man pizza school. The one with the chicken tenders on it is pretty good. So is the one with sweet potato one even though it's massively expensive.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 12:58:08 2017 No.8746264 dear lord someone please help this woman.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 13:09:16 2017 No.8746307 >>8746264 the only help she's ever going to get is welfare the part that really saddens me is that she raised a child on filth that's seasoned with more nonstick coating than salt

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 13:19:29 2017 No.8746344 >>8741838 fuggin china

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 13:37:24 2017 No.8746408 File: 76 KB, 427x640, 33324-Flowers-In-A-Vase.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8741874 young can keep their severed genitals alive for quite some time if you just keep the water fresh

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 14:35:32 2017 No.8746559 File: 107 KB, 1058x705, 4772795__e188297988ce060ed77289f0d306731a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8740298 this is not okay

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 14:36:55 2017 No.8746567 >>8746131 WHY IS IT BLACK? I'm not even sure what I'm feeling, its a mix between disgust and curiosity.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 14:42:22 2017 No.8746583 >>8741838 now this is FRESH

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 14:47:13 2017 No.8746601 >>8746218 Why did he look like a scared toddler when he flipped it? Kek

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 14:48:15 2017 No.8746608 File: 35 KB, 604x542, delet this.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8743520

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 15:00:37 2017 No.8746653 File: 57 KB, 213x200, ronnie.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8745128

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 16:52:54 2017 No.8747161 >>8740558 You retarded spastic kys

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 17:34:03 2017 No.8747306 >>8746567 I think it's the oil lifting all the burnt-on shit on the pan

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 19:45:27 2017 No.8747954 >>8744401 watch the whole thing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pj7-qrH-ZY0

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