/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>8798713
korean pizza is an abomination

>>8798716
So is the thing eating it.

>>8798716
weebs on suicide watch

>>8798713
>dr. kim exhibit eating a pizza

>>8798730
they're called koreaboos
japs make better food desu senpai

>>8798713
This woman has a whore mouth but her eyes are pretty and she has good taste in toppings.

>>8798770

>>8798848
That's really fucking cool. How long did he train to be so casual and get it so right?

>>8798769
mushrooms arent meant for human consumption

>>8798887
neither are your mom's pussy juices but that didn't stop me last nite ;)

>>8798887
portobello mushrooms are awesome deep fried, fucking pleb.

>>8798896
jokes on you faggot i was fucking my mom all morning yesterday

>>8798903
that goes to show you're brain dead so the joke is on you, lol.

>>8798860
What a fat ugly whore.

>>8798916
goes to show that you're dead brain so the you is on joke, lol.

>>8798923

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-e5gTx1fVU4

>>8798929
Please point out where I talked about America.

>>8798929
>hears someone call another person fat
>immediately assumes hes talking about americans

>>8798721

nerve cell potential differences are a hell of a drug

>>8798734

wrong filename dumbfuck

>>8798769

no joke, that's one of the most interesting things I've ever seen; what causes the steam?

>>8798907

southeast asia was a mistake

>>8798728
so what is it?

>>8798879
this bitch cuts up the part where she spits out the burger right

>>8798907
That's revolting.

>>8798948
Your daddy not pulling out was a mistake.

@8798987

haha sick burn dude im gonna need some topical ointment for that one O.O

wish i was as witty as u xP

>>8798997

that webm is both incredibly fascinating and terrifying in a very primal kind of way

>>8798978
Look for Kunoshita yuka. She's legit and has done live events.

>>8799029
yuka a shit
keemi is best mukbang qt

>>8798997

Thinking about the fact that processing a piece of meat like that -- making sure to cut exactly around everye bone with such high precision while not damaging the prime muscles -- used to be a task for only the most highly experienced and skilled human workers...then realizing that a bunch of PLC engineers got together somewhere to successfully automate a system that handles all the idiosyncrasies of each unique piece of meat and arguably processes it more efficiently than a skilled worker ever could...

That's some scary shit, man. Human ingenuity is ridiculous.

>>8799038
>Koreaboo
Fook off mate, Keemi is a fat whore that probably sprinkle all her food with semen

>>8798997

now imagine a version of that for humans

>>8798740
Didn't someone say that this was prison food?

>>8799029
fast metabolism masterrace

>tfw can eat pounds of food all day and still be skelly af

>>8799047
keemi is best girl and puts yuka to fucking shame
now fuck off and go back to watching dick nose eat 30 cheeseburgers and stutter everytime she talks
enjoy your moon rune waifu you fucking nerd i hope you both choke

>>8799069
Fuck off Kim Park I fucked your whore fat slut when buying a Tacos you piece of shite

>>8798848
How many fucking fingers have been lost here.

>>8798972
Im guessing a tuna.

>>8799069
Now THIS is the 4chan action I've been searching for.

WEEB FIGHT
GO GO GO GO GO GO
GALO SENGEN

>>8799069
>>8799072

>round 1:
>weeb vs koreaboo
>faituuuuu!!

>>8799072
yeah yeah fuck off, youre just pissed because we all know yukas cunt mouth slurps down 2 gallons of cum for cheap recording gokkun to pay her rent check
enjoy staring at that caked up baby shower on her face in her next bukkake udon mukbang you weeb fuck

>>8799088
You wish, y ou're just jealous people in Japan are known for something more than dancing like loose slut and being half plastic cyborgs so you have to project, you kimchi nigger
But that's not surprising when your east korean shithole drives people to suicide with its grey and ugly landscape, you're bound to have some sort of mental illness in your genes.

>>8799088
Why'd you guys stop?

Anime break?

>>8799097
what the fuck am i supposed to be jealous of?
tentacle porn, half naked cartoon children, and shut in losers who jerk off on trains?
japanese people are such shit your birthrates are plummeting into the fucking ground because even youre own women dont want to fuck you.
why dont you take a break from eating your pocky, cuddling your body pillow, and jerking off to your little sisters panties and get a job you neet piece of shit

>>8799117
Because Koreans, a culture that have an emphasis on making boys looking like fags and is an even direr situation can talk about it ? You're becoming little Thailand and your proud of it LOL
You're the Scotland of Asia

>>8799121
i know your not talking about koreans cross dressing when all you weebs do is jerk off to trap shotacon rape ahegao mindbrake futanari crossdressing cat girl tentacle hentai
come back when japans main export isnt cartoon porn and collectors edition sailormoon figurines

>>8798950
what

>>8798907
wtf

>>8799063
it is.

>>8798987
t. chink

>>8799279
huh
>>8799297
really makes you think

>>8799297
That makes sense, you're supposed to suffer in prison.

>>8798713
She is a qt, but her mannerisms are so damn fake to the point where it's off-putting.

>>8798713
>plastic girl eating what looks like plastic pizza

Really activates my almonds

>>8799073
Think about that next time you eat sausages.

>>8798929
Don't be that guy who's obsessed with calling Yuros obsessed. He's right, she's fuck ugly.

>>8798978
she's got that disease where her body only actually processes a small percentage of the food she puts in. she literally shits most of it right back out.

>>8799429
RIP to pajeets fingers

>>8799429
That's insane, that would cut off a finger just as quick as it cut through that chicken.

I have a flat saw at work for cutting up timber and I'm afraid of it even though it's got safety guards all around the blade.

>>8799506
what instrument is she making

>>8799588

Its pasta apparently pretty difficult to make

>>8798734
i wonder what the person in front of him is eating. raw eggs?

>>8799301
Not at all, white Aryan.
I just have a passport and not as fucking narrow-minded as you, you obese cracker.
Still mad about Vietnam, Larry?

>>8799753
trying to help his buddy escape from the egg fort

>>8799874
t. chink.

>>8798950
People like this are the reason faggots get hated on

>>8799887
he'll die trying

>>8799930
Go have yourself another big mac fatty

>>8799997
t. chink

>>8800079
>struggle cuisine
>over $5 worth of bullshit thrown in there

You don't know what struggle is

>>8800022
Gotcha Cletus

>>8800143
t. chink

>>8799429
>tfw no gloves
>tfw no smock
>tfw no hair net
>tfw no beard net
>tfw no fingers

0/10 would not bollyfood

>>8799941
It's an actor

>>8800348
>Clamato
Mexican American dad/grandpa confirmed
Not a Mexican
They probably saw their own actual Mexican dad putting clamato on a beer and thought it goes on everything, just like every other idiot Chicano who puts corn, cream, and parmesan cheese on everything just because they saw an elote once

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>>8798751
Still my favorite /ck/ webm

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>>8798929
Falseflag or just really dumb ?

>>8800881

>>8800888

>>8800868
>British horror stories

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>>8798860
who is this?????

>>8800832

Is that a non-stick pan with no non-stick left?!?!

>>8799426
Is it bad if i can drink this much and be fine?

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>>8800832
who is this and do they have a youtube channel to laugh at

>>8800957
It's called not being a girl

>>8800967
Oh ok, people seemed shocked by the pic so i was just curious, i usually drink more than this and only vodka.

>>8800964
KAYS GOOD COOKING on yt

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>>8799504

damn that pickled spicy okra looks amazing

whats the one with the woman essentially cutting the onion with a butter knife, and making some sort of pasta sauce but with like a gallon of oil?

>>8798769
Tokyo gastronomy is one of my favorite channels on youtube. It's a shame they rarely post videos.

>>8798860
Unf.

>>8801685
Well, that sure is pointlessly hip.

>>8798740
this is heinous

>>8798912
>removing filament from his light bulbs
What kind of pussy bitch does that

>>8801839
they do this so the ice melts evenly. ice frozen in a mold in individual cubes melts faster since each part of the cube froze at a different time from outside in

>>8798751
lost at the table drop

>>8799059
I've seen that on /d/

>>8801010
the joke was that it's way more than two shots and she kinda looks like a lush.
I go to college and every girl here makes their drinks like that. it's not crazy

>>8798948
People like you should just die.

>>8798713
Not as weird as rubbing your face on bread to sexual please your viewers.

>>8798853
Factory labor here, probably two weeks. You just learn to do the same thing over and over really fast. Like that guy does that all day for 12 hours, every day except Christmas. You get good quick.

>>8800942
alura jenson

>>8798879

>>8798740
buildwall.webm

>>8801685

>Yeah, can I get some ice with this?
<Bartender slams a 30 pound slab of ice on the counter and starts chipping away at it with a hammer and chisel
>Alright fuck if you made your point I'll drink it straight

>>8799429

Fucking bandsaws, man. That's the kind of equipment where you're instructed to NOT wear safety/chainmail gloves because that fucker will cut right through it. Then you're missing fingers AND have mangled metal in your hands.

>>8801923

>>8798740
I get it if you're in prison and you have to make do with what you've got, but why the fuck do people make this shit on the outside/

>>8801923
Just because it's better does not mean that you have to bother with it. Just like with Dvorak Keyboards, the 3% increase in speed wasn't worth the replacement and re-training

>>8801685
you just know his hands are fucking freezing

>>8802676
for the same reason people where timberlands and sag their pants outside of jail

>>8802442
kek m8

>>8798734
Pajeet french toast

>>8798713
great WEBM! thanks for reminding me that women are vapid narcissists.

that za looked like shit too.

>>8802977
>>>/r9k/

>>8802977
you're gay, go shove a cucumber up your...

>>8799422
>posting this webm on passover
oy vey!

>>8800248
Fucking hell. STOP, JUST FUCKING STOP

>>8798713

i just want to kill this bitch with a machete

>>8803066

get this fucking whore out of here

/ck/ is a steve-only zone

>>8798848
>that dirty ass blade

>>8800248
>American
This is profoundly a Mexican creation.

>>8803044
agreed all prepz shud die XD LOL PIE XDD

>>8798867

Anyone know the youtube video(s) for this scene? Really wanna watch it again.

>>8801685

why though?

>>8802442
Dammit that got me. Thanks for making my day anon, I needed it.

>>8798769
God I love these videos. They're the rube goldberg machines of cooking.

>>8803271
who the fuck is rube goldberg

>>8803219

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-2QBYKI8LU

>>8798740
what's with yanks and always wearing plastic gloves in food service?

It's less hygienic than just washing your hands

>>8803613
its more for appearances then actual hygiene

>>8798721
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I have nightmares about this sort of thing.I know the tag doesn't work on this board

Does anyone have that webm of that woman doing the worst possible job of chopping an onion?

>>8803066
I want to _______ Emmy

>>8798997

A Machine for Pigs.

>>8798907
Americans were a mistake.

>>8799067
Everyone eat's pounds of food a day to retard. Fatties eat several kilo's of food a day. That's way makes them fat.

>>8803760
He said pounds
Pretty much could weigh anything in pounds

>>8803775
>Pretty much could weigh anything in pounds

What do you mean pretty much? What can't you weigh in pounds?

>>8803793
the weight of my dick : )

>>8801685
What a giant waste of ice.

>>8800113
What kind of seasonings would go good with human?

>>8801884
that looks so efficient

jesus christ, this is the worlds least comfy shepherds pie. the ration poutine they tried to make is better than this.

i don't even understand how you fuck this up. there are only three ingredients. beef. corn. MASHED POTATOES.

this must be some sort of practical joke at the ration factory.

>>8798713
For me, it's a full glass of water.

>>8803083

Are you seriously saying that Mexico isn't in America? Ladies and gentlemen, may I present to you the United State's education system‽

>>8804485
>not realizing that only the USA counts as America because America says that and we are #1

...We don't know what we are #1 in anymore.. but uh.. we went to the moon and guns and stuff! heck yeah!

>>8803628
its just muscle spasms dude. The actual fish is long gone.

>>8802842
He microwaved the ice first to bring it up to room temperature. His hands should be fine

>>8804634
Looks like something you'd see being cooked in Louisiana desu

>>8802370
That's american cuisine, gringo.

>>8804627
I'll bet he's very proud of using the most inefficient tool for the job. So traditional. So honorable. Fuckin' douche.

>>8801097
she seriously makes me cringe worse than jack does

>>8802348
oh shit I love the slob!

>>8803817

salt and pepper

>>8802976
pretty much

>ywn have a qt Japanese girlfriend thin as a reed who can eat a full course meal and demand seconds.

>>8800866
Is he attemping to make jerky?

>>8798740
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>>8805260

barf

>>8798730
As a weeb I think plastic Koreans are disgusting looking

>>8798734
Is this a meme webm?
this is literally fried egg with onions and salt in between bread
Why is this posted all the time?

>>8805260
What toppings is he using?

>>8799117
>tentacle porn, half naked cartoon children
Are these supposed to be bad things?

>>8798734
Does he leave his burner on full blast the entire day?

>>8798848
Does he wear chainmail under the gloves?

>>8799422
What's that swirlly cream looking stuff in the third batch of bread?

>>8800113
What body part is that?

>>8800832
Oh great. A webm thread finally shitted up with this fucker

>>8805260
lost it at the tomatococktail

>>8805375
It's a section through a limb containing a single bone, so therefore it's either cut from the thigh or the upper arm.

Due to the size I would think arm, but I haven't seen the show so it's entirely possible it's from the leg of a small person like a petite woman or perhaps a child.

>>8804347
Is that how it's traditionally made or is this just a professional way

>>8801884
While excessive, a part of me really wants to eat crab prepared in such a way it looks like a DOOM enemy.

>>8801923
They do it to be fancy. He's giving it a very basic diamond cut.

>>8804352
This doesn't look that disconcerting. Loads of onion, and unconventional, but the entire thing probably isn't fucked up.. RIght?

>>8799429
I mean I honestly hope he cuts his fingers off.

>>8801685
>that'll be $30

>>8798721
He's cute. I'd eat his sushi any day.

>>8798775

>>8799067
it slows down once you hit puberty

>>8805603
She's trying to be sexually appealing but she has literally no ass.

>>8804634
Unagi? Do they leave it alive so it spreads the heat evenly by squirming?

>>8803817
rosemary

>>8805413
>RIght?
Wrong.

>>8800113
What ever happened to Hannibal? I thought the show was doing well.

>>8805603
thanks mr skeltal

>>8804733
They are sticks made specially for Takoyaki.
They have a tip but are small and thin enough that they can slide under the Takoyaki and flip them.
You dont even know what they are and you calling them the most inefficient tool for the job
You expecting him to use a fork or something?
Do you even know what hes doing?

And whats the need for calling him unnecessary names?

If anyone here is a 'Fuckin' douche' its you.

>>8803069
Correct.

>>8805666
No, it's dead. it's muscle are just moving because of the heat.

>>8805375
In the show it is the thigh of Dr. Abel Gideon. Hannibal cuts off Gideon's leg and then forces him to cannibalize himself. I think >>8805387 is underestimating size a bit because the show tries to have Hannibal be rather tall.

>>8805413
yeah, as far as Jack cooking goes it's fine.

>>8803644
Gouge

>>8799504
what is thsi place

>>8807156
it's American BBQ

>>8805642
sad chinchilla

>>8798950
Menstrual cake smoothie?

>>8800079
Corn is no place for a mighty warrior.

>>8801884
>tvgetsreadyforthemovies.webm

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>>8805260
Every fucking thread, Jesus.

heh

>>8805284
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>>8799533
You morons realize that competitive eaters
>train by drinking a shitton of water to expand their digestive tracts
>take laxatives so they immediately shit out 95% of the food they ingest before they digest it

Right?

>>8805895
no he expects him to use the metal plates specially made for industrial/big restaurants takoyaki.

>>8805260

Jesus have mercy on us all...Is that supposed to be the world worst attempt at nachos or is this meant to be legit Mexican street cuisine? Dude literally dumped a bag of whatever the fuck those chips are into a container and covered them in beans and wet stuff.

>>8805349
you don't?

>>8807671
ebelskivers are still made with sewing needles too afaik

>>8807560
do you think she scratches jack's hairy back with those nails?

>>8803066
>dumb whore cashing in on the slight uptick in ration videos thanks mostly to Steve putting out good content

Holy fuck. This makes me upset.

>>8804352

in all fairness to him that's been a youtube meme dish for some time and many other idiots have done the same mess

>>8807714
Quick, make a thread on r9k

>>8807727
>Can't even type board names properly.

Get the fuck out you dumb bitch.

>>8798912
lost it at salt and pepper

>>8807708
google takoyaki pan. that is the new way of making takoyaki in big quantities, it probably tastes worse than the one in the webm, but is easier and faster.

>>8803066
fuck off with this whoreee. the only one allowed to do MRE reviews in /ck/ is steeve.

>>8807734
Is there some kind of automatic takoyaki flipping pan I'm not seeing? Because the man in the webm is using a standard takoyaki pan

>>8803864
>shepherd's pie
>beef
Fucking triggered me, m8.

>>8807746
yeah, there is this machine that there is also a pan on the top and just cooks both sides at the same time. .

>>8798728
that fish is legit something from an anime

>>8798948
>knowing about nerve cell membrane potentials
whoah man youre so smart

>>8807751
link pls

I scrolled all the way to the bottom of google images and couldn't find a single picture of what you're describing

And if they're so much better, why isn't everyone using them?

>>8799421
THHHHHHIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC

>>8807770
here is the one for home, http://www.oxone-online.com/en/kitchen/pastry/ox-829-takoyaki-maker.php
they big ones are not cheap.

>>8807770
here is another one.
http://www.stgaochu.com/sdp/2004194/4/pd-6704679/11907537-2617232/Double_sided_electric_fish_ball_machine_octopus_b.html

>>8807783
niceeeeeee. .

>>8807780
Home use not relevant

>>8807783
Does not flip, would result in lop-sided and shitty takoyaki since the top half would never be completely filled.

It doesn't even flip like taiyaki or egg waffle cookers.

So exactly how are they better than using neanderthal-tier metal sticks?

>>8807846
i never said they are better, i said they are more time efficient, there is also the big machines where the takoyaki is constantly spinning while being cooked.

>>8807846
here is another automatic takoyaki machine.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DruRvB5peNA
and the one i was talking about
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFAsZW9aTOc

>>8807846
>facepalm
it cooks both sides at the same time.

>>8807846
https://www.alibaba.com/showroom/automatic-takoyaki-machine.html
here you can find more models of automatic takoyaki machines.

>>8798713
She is so pretty, I want to walk around the streets holding her hand.

>>8804352
Unless this is done in an intensely rich chicken/vegetable stock - this will be bland as hell

>>8807560
Those nails are horrifying.

>>8803864
thats not steve

>>8804504
>we went to the moon
Sure you did pal, sure.

>>8798775
backhanded compliment of the year

>>8803325
god that is such a satisfying thing to watch no matter how many times i do

>>8802442
kek

>>8801884
How do the innards of the crab taste like? Good? Ive only had the meat from the legs

>>8808857

Every part of a crab tastes about the same. Only difference is the texture.

>>8807890
>holding her hand.
please anon it's a blue board

>>8803864
NOT STEVE. Post actual Steve. I can't come if I don't hear the words "Nice!" "Let's get this out onto a tray" "Nice hiss" "No hiss" "Smells metallic" "Ohh that's rancid" "Looks like fat separation" "Looks like dry mold got to it" "Undertones of..." "Tastes like electrolytes and vitamin B" and then I watch him drink coffee instant type one mixed with a standard american MRE spoon with shaky hands in a mess kit in a Frank Zappa T-shirt while smoking a cigarette rolled when my father was still semen.

>>8804634
what
the
fuck

>>8808859
>Every part of a crab tastes about the same.

taste, maybe. but claw, body, & legs have very different textures.

and texture makes a world of difference

>>8798713
Asians have horrible eyes.

>webm thread
>less than 1/4 of the replies are actually webms

why even fucking bother

what a waste of time this board is; kick rocks

>>8798879
Video of her pooping where.

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>>8800925
I don't understand. What is she trying to achieve? It looks like she is pretending to cook like a child would for fun. At least Jack seems to have an end goal of some kind when fails. These webms are just madness. I am disturbed.

>>8809162
wut....

>>8798713
I didn't know silicants could digest pizza

>>8803066
I love this girl, why is everyone getting so triggered?

>>8809200
see
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>>8808298
It would taste fine with enough salt and pepper and some parmesan on top.

>>8798848
>>8799429
Just had flashbacks to tech theater in high school. We had a shitty ass band saw that snapped a blade on 3 separate occasions. It would go flying off of the machine every time.

>>8799429
He's not gonna cut a finger off in front of the camera, because he knows he's being filmed so he's paying attention to his every move. The problem with these machines is when you're working with them for hours at a time, and you can't always stay 100% focused, you're bound to fuck up eventually.

I used to work in a factory that had one of these, and we had about an accident a year on it. Not many whole fingers sawed off, just the tip or half a finger. Still fucking awful.

Also, that fucking hygiene, man.

>>8798740
Mexico was a mistake

>>8798721
>it's fine to cut fish when it's still
>everyone freaks out if the meat has muscle spasm
the hypocrisy

>>8809591

>>8809121
Souless Asians

>>8807560
do you think jack fantasizes about those nails?

>>8809986
it's already been confirmed that ja/ck/ and tammy actively participate in their church's swingers night

>>8798740
Stop, it's already dead.

>>8800957

I don't really consider myself a "bad" alcoholic and I can easily drink half a fifth in one sitting. Granted I blackout and fall asleep but this is after a long day

>>8801679

lol the blunt was a surprise at the end there... Surely that isn't weed is it?

>>8801685

Nothing better than an icecube that's been rolling around in an asian man's hand for the past 5 minutes

>>8810111
It's a cigarette you fucking child

>>8810111
its not you cunt

>>8804352

What's the point of doing that in a skillet?

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>>8810125

Wow you guys have a rough day or something? It looks exactly like a fucking weed blunt, not like a "cigarette" at all..

>>8810161
it's a cigar heard of one?

>>8798713
good god, that looks nauseating.

>>8810231
The pizza doesn't look all that great either.

>>8801679
did he just use a glass butt plug to cover the glass?

>>8807156
Franklin barbecue. You gotta queue for about 5 hours to eat though.

>>8800113
>dredges the meat thoroughly in flour and THEN tries to season it

>>8810569
That's from hannibal, a tv show.

>>8810131
ask ja/ck/

>>8810604
I realise that but how did they fuck that up so bad. He's supposed to be an excellent cook.

>>8811146
because it's a webm, not the full video....

>>8811146
>how did they fuck that up so bad
The same way TV shows depict excellent hackers like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7Hn1rPQouU

Producers are concerned with making their show look accurate to the average person, not making it actually BE accurate.

>>8807650
>shitting something out before you digest it

that isnt how your body works anon

>>8809121
>>8809681
It's not alive you uneducated swine.
This is all muscle "memory". The brain was already killed, humanely at that. Probably died in a better way than most poultry in the US does.