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webms of food and cooking

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>> No.8837571

"Tip kek" faggot you can't liquify garlic

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>> No.8837575

Dumb ass

>> No.8837579
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what are you talking about?

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what did he mean by this?

>> No.8837589

You litrally can't purify garlic prove me wrong faggot oh that's right you cant LOL

>> No.8837594

Imagine what his breath smells like after he's eaten Tammy's ass out

>> No.8837602

where is anything about purifying garlic in this thread?

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>> No.8837625

Like all people of darker skin color she's magic. That's why you gotta get away from them fast or they'll cast spells at you.

>> No.8837626

In the webm

>> No.8837632

Hands coated in batter protect the hands for a short time. Then she dips them back into the batter to further cool

>> No.8837634

Who is this again?

>> No.8837636

Marie from Marie's Italy sauces

>> No.8837637

no there isn't, are you in the right thread?

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>> No.8837675

Always fucking jack posting.

>> No.8837682

Jack's such a well-meaning fellow. Fuck all of you for meming him into oblivion and back.

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>> No.8837693

you quoted OP, are you seriously retarded? There's no garlic in it at all

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>> No.8837707

It wasn't me you iduot

>> No.8837711

I don't understand what you're trying to communicate to me.

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>> No.8837727

Then why are you replying to me, moron

>> No.8837740

Bitch what crimes are you committing against that food...

>> No.8837759

I'd try it.

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>> No.8837809

why'd you edit out the part where she chops her fingers off

>> No.8837811

I bet it tastes good, even if it is a horrendous concept

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if only there was a kitchen utensil that allowed you to do the same thing except much faster and without pointing a knife at the perfect height and angle to gut yourself

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>> No.8837855

That's the tool that injures the most people in my kitchen per year.

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>> No.8837863


Fuck this, I'm joining ISIS.

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>> No.8837875

You'll never be this cool.

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>> No.8837891

One time I fed a giraffe

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>> No.8837898

There is literally no way this is good.

>> No.8837900

I call this the Knuckle Fucker

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>> No.8837912

Why though?

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>> No.8837960

>hey guys today i am doing the kill myself challenge

>> No.8837969

who the fuck does this
why test a knife by cutting CHEESE

also why push straight down like a retard

>> No.8837970

I married into a Chinese family just because her mom is basically this level

>> No.8837978

What movie is this? I watched it a long time ago and loved it. It was some movie about chinese cooking.

>> No.8837979

hurr hurr being retard on purpose is hilarious

>> No.8837988

Why is the wall meat?
This is super cute btw, I love it

>> No.8837989


>> No.8837998

How do you peel garlic fast though? I always seem to struggle with peeling garlic.

>> No.8838000

Eat Drink Man Woman, 1994

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>> No.8838007

fast way to peel garlic is slam the garlic with the broad side of the blade. peels really easy after that.

>> No.8838008

Smash individual cloves with the flat side of a knife.

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That's funny, that's what I call your mom.

>> No.8838011

Smash the clove against your face

>> No.8838014

Smash the cloves, then put them in a steel bowl, cover that with another steel bowl, then shake the bowls really aggressively for ten seconds so the cloves bounce off the steel bottoms like ping pong balls.

If I just need two or three cloves I smash them with the flat of my knife, cut off the root end, then dangle them in the air by holding them at the top and flick the clove with my fingers or the blade of my knife, and usually the peeled clove will just fall out of its skin.

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It's escaping!

>> No.8838029

Wow it's a webm thread again! Something new? No. Nothing new. Same shit as always. Bet you guys cook the same four dishes over and over because you never get tired of the same shit.

>> No.8838035

then contribute faggot or stfu

>> No.8838038

this is somewhat irritating

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>> No.8838046

what the fuck is that desu

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>> No.8838049

Wouldn't this still be full of bones and shit?

>> No.8838063

IT'S AN actual dump dinner

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>> No.8838072

brushie brushie brushie

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>> No.8838097

Is that real? How is that possible? I can eat maybe three Big Macs before I'm full, and I'm 6'3'' at 280lbs.

>> No.8838106

because for some reason skinny female hmongs can eat a lot

>> No.8838108

>overstuffing the bun
>fucking up the bun
And yet the thing that gets me most is the fact he's putting in cheese in every goddamn step. What is it with the cheese obsession?

>> No.8838114

no need for the fries, already stuffed as it is.

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>> No.8838202

>Part of the process was destroying perfectly good cleavers with a steel mallet.

What did they mean by this?

>> No.8838292

snip the bottom, smash with knife or whatever, then shake it from the top and it'll release

>> No.8838300

are asians retarded?

>> No.8838308

that's not an asian, that's an eel

>> No.8838337
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Jack is a living meme, we only bring his light to the unwashed hoards

>> No.8838343

yuo know there is nothing easier than boiling some pasta and finishing it in a pan with cream and cheese right?
hell i would have sauteed some onions and mushrooms in butter before

>> No.8838352

Jack, the cunt that chokes his son and wants palestine to burn in a nuclear holocaust

>> No.8838356

>Sandnigger apologist

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>napalm is a nuclear weapon
Thick cunt.

>> No.8838695

what the fuck is up with these trending now

also what are they called

>> No.8838804

Retards can't eat food without any added fat. I don't think I've come accross a baking video that doesn't have cheese in it at some point. All of those fast-cook-at-home shit recipes have cheese, ham or excess oil/salt/sugar.

>> No.8838817


>literally the easiest tool to accidentally cut yourself on

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>> No.8839028


surely you're not retarded and think chocolate can destroy a cleaver

>> No.8839069

Started in Thailand. Its just ice cream made right on the spot. I guess people think its cool to watch.

The burger thing made me gag though

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Look at the video. That/those aren't cleavers, they are chinese cook's knives. Look how thin the blade is. Those could easily be damaged with hard food.

>> No.8839089

Man I wish my kitchen had a friendly ghost to help me cook too.

>> No.8839100


a 'chinese cook knive' is a fucking cleaver and no, chocolate isn't going to damage something designed to chop through bone

>> No.8839107

lads i've been a lot of curries recently and have been using a fraction of the ginger I see people using in videos, does ginger lose its intensity and heat if you fry it?

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>a 'chinese cook knive' is a fucking cleave

No, it's not. You're simply confused by the rectangular shape. Look at the pic you just replied to. See how thin that blade is? It doesn't have anywhere near the sturdiness or the weight of a bone-cutting cleaver. It's not designed to chop through bone. It's designed to slice vegetables.

The Chinese do make bone-cutting cleavers of course, but they look different. The blade is much thicker and it gets wider near the end for extra weight, like pic related.

What those guys were using was clearly a thin-bladed slicing knife, not a cleaver meant for bone. The shape and the thinness of the blade makes that obvious.

>> No.8839126

>does ginger lose its intensity and heat if you fry it?


>> No.8839130


What's this from?

That pink stuff looks like an ice cream base, or a sorbet.... I'd imagine this to be a persons reaction if someone was to accidentally replaced sugar with salt in either of those recipes.

>> No.8839161

deeply underrated

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you know you want me

also marie's italian tomato sauce has been down for a while, anyone got a reup?

>> No.8839238

yeah it looks like a granita or something

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For me, it's a pure glass of water.

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>> No.8839288

That's a pretty strong tiny little man.

>> No.8839307


Am so



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>> No.8839353

You sound like a faggot. Also nice bait.

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>> No.8839419

Shut the fuck up

>> No.8839420

I love Yan.

>> No.8839474

what are the googly eyes supposed to be?
the rubick cube is garlic right?

>> No.8839489

>the same webms are posted every time


>> No.8839494

Turns out those are less cruel to the chickens-- they do a better job at getting the chicken to the killing floor than people do. People tend to get frustrated and hurt them more often than not. Most hand grabbed chickens end up with broken wings or legs if not arriving to the killing floor dead.

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googly eyes are first salt, then bubbles. and yes, the rubick's cube is garlic.

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>> No.8839521

Eyes are coarse salt.

>> No.8839524

this has to be a troll video

>> No.8839525

4chan is 90% reposts, regardless of anything

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>> No.8839535

why do normies love to see beautiful things die?

>> No.8839559

she has a rare genetic mutation which causes her stomach be elastic as fuck, also her stomach doesn't send fullness signal

>> No.8839560

Yan CAN cook,

>> No.8839563

There's not a lot of obvious /ck/ content to make into webms. There's plenty of generic cookery videos, but it tends to be several minutes long and useless without audio.

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Revenge will be had.

>> No.8839662

Batter force field, pretty cool actually.

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>> No.8839730

>well-meaning fellow
>gives people salmonella

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>> No.8839780


How does this fucking oaf still have all of his fingers?

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>nose pick 8 seconds in

that's hot

>> No.8839785


Put them in a big container and shake the piss out of them


Put individual cloves under a big knife and give it a good whack

>> No.8839793

cause they're worth looking at more than once

>> No.8839797


Use the fucking hand guard

I've used one regularly for YEARS and have never once cut myself - because I read the instruction manual and followed the safety tips and ALWAYS use the hand guard.

Really, it's not that hard.

>> No.8839801


Yan Can Cook was one of my favorite things on TV as a kid

>> No.8839816

why are all anime lovers pedos?

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>> No.8839823

>literally healing from a cut on my finger from using one of these

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>> No.8839840

Do you only eat chicken tenders or some shit? Have you never had to eat around bones?

>> No.8839846

got me

>> No.8839850

metal as fuck

>> No.8839852

>not hard to use a tool properly

You're disregarding the fact that most people think, "I don't need to take safety precautions because that will never happen to me." It's the same thing that leads to texting while driving. I've known people who say you shouldn't text and drive, yet they do it themselves.

>> No.8839858

Thought was pancake but is icecream!
That bad!

>> No.8839885

there's nothing that i hate more than plating

>> No.8839889

He picked his nose.

>> No.8839892

Damn, that's got to be one sharp knife.

>> No.8839899

boneless is gross. all it is is ground up chicken, ew. always bone-in chicken wings. fuck tenders, it's childrens food.

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then you'll hate this even more. it's tableing aha

>> No.8839909

>0:01 seconds
fuck you

>> No.8839925

Competitive eating training or camera tricks. Usually the skinny ones train with boiled or raw heads of cabbage or lettuce

>> No.8839939

wtf im a vegan now

>> No.8839977

yeah I thought this was maybe like those eggs that the japs fling in your general direction, but I guess those cups would have melted/burned

>> No.8839985

Once you've seen it once, you've seen it all.

>> No.8840025

That's from a mexican Coca-Cola advertisement of a new lime flavoured coke years ago, "en el país del limón...Some bullshit", it tasted awful

>> No.8840145

Hmm as someone who doesn't like to reach over tables this looks fucking stupid.

>> No.8840156

is this dude on drugs

>> No.8840206

japs are fucking crazy

>> No.8840224

>supposed to be demonstrating quick de chickening
>botches first cut

>> No.8840265


>> No.8840269

I don't get why people don't like this- it's absolutely beautiful food and I'm sure it tastes good as well

>> No.8840310

read the jackets

>> No.8840327

Is this chink desperate to slice his hand?

>> No.8840347

Can someone explain wtf is happening here?

>> No.8840349


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>> No.8840471


It's some sort of egg cooker that makes egg turds.

>> No.8840514

How are the bones and feathers separated from the meat?

>> No.8840566

I don't cringe at her peeling, but that terrible choice of a knife (which is also terribly maintained) and the complete lack of skill cutting, it's all the little things making it more dangerous and less efficient, it's just hard to watch. There's plenty of other wtf moments in the rest of the video.

>> No.8840619

That'll be $538.35. Will you be paying by cash or credit?

>> No.8840650

god i wish that was me

>> No.8840678

it would have been so delicious if he just stopped at the first step, added some sauce and never added the bacon and fries bullshit

>> No.8840732

I see him slice down one side of the breast bone first cut, other side second cut.

>> No.8840928

Korean women are so pure MMMMMMMM

How can white roasties even compete?

>> No.8840935

>do all this fancy shit
>drop a brick of frozen crap right on top of all of it and then break it to pieces


>> No.8840963

Didn't we settle on the verdict that this vid was produced for a culinary school as an example of what NOT to do?

>> No.8841066

you sound like you were abused as a child

>> No.8841152

Stop, it's already dead.

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>> No.8841247

>well meaning

>> No.8841252

smash the bulb to break it into cloves
smash the cloves to peel
smash the garlic until its the consistency you want

>> No.8841261

Jesus fuck I'd be horrified too. That's like something out of an early Peter Jackson film.

>> No.8841262

what is wrong with that kid in the background

>> No.8841263


it's just like my monster hunters

>> No.8841264

He's all hopped up on mickey dees

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>completely understandable reaction
>lose it anyway

I feel bad for the kid but goddamn I've still got tears in my eyes

>> No.8841321

yep, that one always does it for me

>> No.8841360

the cheddar was too sharp

>> No.8841365

My kinda webm. I love Lime on almost anything.

>> No.8841407

I really think he has a learning disability. That also makes the people defending his racist, child-beating ass funnier.

>> No.8841527

Because when I order something that costs 100+$ and is edible, I expect to be fucking satisfied with a meal.

>> No.8841693

I like animals and all but,
That's pretty fucking funny

>> No.8841724

I find him attractive.

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Oriental women are so prettyyyy

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reminder kpop is not star/ck/raft related

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yan the man
shit shit is the real deal

>> No.8842283

Do people seriously drink water this slowly?

I can down a liter in like 8 seconds

>> No.8842285

One of the most perfectly looped gifs I have ever seen.

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yan the man
short shit is the real deal

>> No.8842322
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Kek. underrated post

>> No.8842363

>this kills the human

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>> No.8842411


I cum in my pants everytime he breaks up the pork butt.

>> No.8842416


At least do some pepper. Fuck.

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>> No.8842443

for me, it's the sausage
the best bbq menu item

>> No.8842449

fuck that ribs are the best. sausage is low tier.

>> No.8842450

Should have stopped at the 23 second mark

>> No.8842464

o shit waddap!!!

>> No.8842468
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How about some Tasty

>> No.8842469

no one has ever explained to me how the fuck those round blobs of sauce turn into fucking squares.

>> No.8842470

>that'll be $20 plus tip

>> No.8842471
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analingus on a dude

>> No.8842472
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>> No.8842475
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>> No.8842480

Here too. Did it the first day I got it. I should have used the guard.

>> No.8842482
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>> No.8842483
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>> No.8842486
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>> No.8842489
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>> No.8842493
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>> No.8842494
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>> No.8842496

>Bet you guys cook the same four dishes
Nobody here cooks anon.

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>> No.8842503

I'm starting to think Jack is an elaborate troll.

>> No.8842528

>hey wingwong lets animate a girl that will dance like a retard to some idiot who dances like a retard
>yeah okay lets do that nothing awkward between use mangamen

>> No.8842543

the best

>> No.8842545
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>> No.8842574

simple minds have simple needs friend

>> No.8842583

Probably some square indents on the table/plate.

>> No.8842591

so they have some special customized table for this shit?

>> No.8842600

Do Gods work, and he will do your work!

>> No.8842621

thats not how thats called

>> No.8842711

zabione anon.

>> No.8842724

>haddaway intensifies

>> No.8842740


>> No.8842752

ah I've only seen it spelled zabaglione or sabayon

but the webm still says zabalone

>> No.8842761

>but the webm still says zabalone

Only if you choose to believe your filthy lying eyes.

>> No.8842765


>love food

I beg to differ

>> No.8842784

>a bunch of burnt meat with sugary sauce

american food ladies and gentlemen

>> No.8842791

It's him flicking the pie in her face at the end that really gets me

>> No.8842835

fuck you tasty is legitimately worse than jack

>> No.8842859

what is this witchery?!

>> No.8843375

"Elbow Pasta"

Who the fuck says "Elbow Pasta"

Is this an american thing

>> No.8843384

Once they finished I would laugh, shake my head without saying a word, get up and walk straight out without paying the bill, and no tip.

>> No.8843389
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Make a webm about it.

>> No.8843403
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>> No.8843462

that's a jpg

>> No.8843490
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>> No.8843551

this is not okay

>> No.8843577


>> No.8843586

I wanted the anon that posted >>8842283 to post the webm of him gulping down water.

>> No.8843587

There's something unholy about this, but I can't put my finger on it.

>> No.8843595 [DELETED] 

I'd recognise that disgusting ring anywhere.

>> No.8843614

waste of perfectly drinkable vodka

>> No.8843619

>but I can't put my finger on it.
not unless you want your finger sawed off

>> No.8843642

not that guy but the price that you can charge for one of those chocolate geodes to yuppies will easily offset the cost of your cheapest chinese cook knife

It is dumb of the students to be using what is probably a quality chinese knife but hey, what can you do

>> No.8844162

did they garnish that with broccoli?

>> No.8844185
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Imagine the flavor.

>> No.8844196

how are you supposed to use these.

>> No.8844213
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It helps if you use them on pork that isn't raw in the middle

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got to post the onion too

>> No.8844242

decadent, but really neat.

>> No.8844253

Looks like she has actually taken the video down on youtube. Deactivating the comments apparently wasn't enough to keep the shitposts and outrage away. Good thing somebody has saved the worst scenes.

>> No.8844277

>Big tits
>B's at most
>Guy looks directly at sister watching them for multiple seconds, sister doesn't look over
muh immersion.

>> No.8844291

or he was very hungry

>> No.8844305


Someone posted a new youtube reupload of it here. It lives again.


>> No.8844322

What is that robot cutting with? Is that just a plain simple knife that it pushes through the meat by brute force? Or does it vibrate or something? I can't see the knife doing any actual slicing motions.

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>> No.8844372

I love how Tasty always either uses a fuckton of cream cheese or a fuckton of shredded cheese to mask the flavor of their horrible fucking recipes

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>> No.8844567

what is this place called, i must go

>dat brisket and sausage

>> No.8844588

Source on this? What restaurant?

>> No.8844597

You will be if you eat every single one of those dishes (which you are expected to do)

>> No.8844602

That's a healthy lookin lady.

>> No.8844608

this seems fucked

>> No.8844612
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I'm strangely aroused and disgusted by this NASCAR-tier strumpet

>> No.8844622

You're not disgusted at all, quit trying to show us how good your taste in women is

>> No.8844666

Man this is neat.

>> No.8844788

underrated post

>> No.8844805
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>> No.8844932


who is that

>> No.8845302

Not since the contest keeps getting nuked.

>> No.8845312

Thats kinda hot. Also hurts to shit having done it myself.

>> No.8845507

They could've stopped after cooking the prochetta and cheese
Bacon is a meme and so is overstuffing everything with cheese or sauce

>> No.8845578

I think this is fine until the fries stuff
and I would even still eat it with the fires shit

>> No.8845882

I love these.
Anyone got the sandwich shop one?

>> No.8846066

It's a cheese knife, that's why the holes are in it, to keep the cheese from sticking.

That said, his technique is retarded and he shouldn't be cutting it while still in plastic.

>> No.8846101


That would be a pain in the nuts to eat, but it's pretty darn neat.

>> No.8846641

This is like what would happen if aliens had to fed humans, but all their knowledge of what humans eat is from tasty videos.

Has Jack always punched his eggs? I've never noticed before.

>> No.8846651

No, but some faggot posts that exact thing every time Marie is mentioned. I'm pretty sure the only verdict we agreed upon is that the culinary school bullshit came from reddit.

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