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ITT: God-tier kitchen utilities Anonymous Mon May 8 14:04:34 2017 No.8910196 [Reply] [Original]

Post 'em /ck/. Pic related is a godsend for removing the smell off of your hands or food containers.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 14:06:24 2017 No.8910202 Magic soap won't stop me from stinking for the next 12 hours after eating garlic. As far as other utilities go, a magnetic wall mounted knife strip is useful.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 14:10:17 2017 No.8910216 >>8910196 Or you could use salt and cold water, but hey waste your money. Food mill, China cap, immersion blender and a good knife are mine.

Anonymous Mon May 8 14:17:26 2017 No.8910240
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>>8910196
Like mincing garlic by hand? NOBODY FUCKING DOES YOU FUCKING FAGGOT.

Introducing the Garlic Destroyer. Shove in some unconcentual garlic and just roll this bitch on your cutting board. HELLO...30 seconds later you have illegitimate minced garlic to add to your dish.

Kicker...it's only slightly larger than my nut sack and costs like 5 bucks you cock juggling thunder cunts.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 14:32:56 2017 No.8910302 >>8910240 Please go back

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 14:40:11 2017 No.8910335 >>8910302 To the future?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 14:43:21 2017 No.8910347 >paying a mark up for some branded piece of stainless steel to rub on your hands

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 14:55:19 2017 No.8910396 >>8910216 I've used it for several years so it's already worth the money I spent on it. Also works on my lunch tupperware, protein shaker and chopping board.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 14:57:00 2017 No.8910402 File: 610 KB, 1500x1500, 1061.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8910196 Joke utensil thread? I can go for that.

Anonymous Mon May 8 14:58:15 2017 No.8910407
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>>8910396

It's not worth a single penny because simply touching any stainless steel object, like your sink, faucet, or a piece of flatware, will do the exact same thing.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 20:24:59 2017 No.8911741 >>8910240 are you the vulgar chef

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 20:40:49 2017 No.8911793 File: 606 KB, 456x628, 1473315567615.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8910240 >concentual Do they not teach english in school anymore?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 21:07:09 2017 No.8911886 >>8910402 >joke utensil apparently anon never been to a true Mexican restaurant where you use these to capture your flying tortillas

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 21:30:08 2017 No.8911955 >>8911886 Mexican lacrosse is getting too hardcore for my tastes.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 21:37:37 2017 No.8911976 File: 1.10 MB, 2560x1440, 20170216_173343.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8910196 Fucking this. Who needs a godamn corn tortilla press you can buy for $5.00 when all we really want is a big floppy fat laden norteno flour tortilla?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 21:44:15 2017 No.8911998 >>8910196 That brand name sounds a bit anti-semitic. I'll take two.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 21:47:06 2017 No.8912010 >>8910240 hard to wash or nah?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 21:56:57 2017 No.8912046 >>8911976 Because fresh corn tortillas are god tier. Store bought corn tortillas are an abomination to man.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 22:04:20 2017 No.8912080 File: 7 KB, 259x194, download.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8910240 plebian

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 22:07:30 2017 No.8912099 >>8911976 Sounds like your dumbass needs a Flatev Only like $1200 bucks and 3 bucks per tortilla. you stupid idiot. https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1104354043/the-artisan-tortilla-maker

Anonymous Mon May 8 22:15:31 2017 No.8912126
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>>8912080
That looks like a plating you might pay $150 dollars for at one of the "tasting menu" restaurants. A John Cage special commemorating when he walked onstage and didn't play a single note. It'll be a hit with the flush hip bois and gals.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 22:25:01 2017 No.8912174 >>8911976 I have those plates. Target 2005 amiright?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 22:27:45 2017 No.8912191 >>8910196 you could literally use anything stainless steel and not have to buy that bullshit

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 22:29:01 2017 No.8912195 >>8912126 That's an interesting interpretation of a basic kitchen tool. Tell me more.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 22:33:42 2017 No.8912215 >>8912126 that's.. just a tiny plate to put your spoons on and shit after stirring

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 22:37:30 2017 No.8912235 File: 35 KB, 500x449, 4309352.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8912215 A trivet? No, its not a trivet. It's a fucking garlic dish. It's a $5 ceramic dish for easily mincing garlic. Retards

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 22:40:40 2017 No.8912254 >>8912215 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30AtS--or3A no

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 22:49:14 2017 No.8912284 >>8912174 Yep. It's the last one out of the fucking cheap piece of shit set. The rest just randomly broke. One time a plate simply broke while I was holding it. Fucking China.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 02:23:18 2017 No.8912978 File: 679 KB, 3264x2448, 13209465.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] a hard working hispanic is the goat kitchen utility.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 02:29:22 2017 No.8912992 >>8912978 *Muslim

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 02:48:46 2017 No.8913029 >>8912992 But hispanics don't wipe their poopy anuses with their bare hands

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 03:08:02 2017 No.8913057 I got a few I guess. giant chopping board food scale calculator that sticks to fridge. whiteboard on fridge lots of jars I guess these would be the non essentials I use and appreciate the most.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 03:19:58 2017 No.8913070 >>8910202 >magnetic wall mounted knife strip enjoy your bent knives faggioli >>8910216 this guy knows what's up >>8910240 leave >>8912978 I take it back, THIS guy knows what's up. 10/10 dish pit too

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 03:25:55 2017 No.8913081 File: 72 KB, 650x432, Hilti-SF-10W-A18-Handle-650x432.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I pity those who still peel their potatoes by hand like a bitch https://youtu.be/2Xta1P-lXkM?t=74

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 06:08:36 2017 No.8913378 File: 170 KB, 768x384, Thereisareasonpeoplehatestevejobs.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I really think this is the most essential kitchen appliance/tool. It's so versatile. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1oHp-VvhDE

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 11:14:31 2017 No.8913928 File: 47 KB, 1000x1000, 402577[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8912080 these work ok but I prefer one of these because its easier to get all the garlic off

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 13:12:09 2017 No.8914279 >>8913378 I heard about this but I didn't know it was that stupid. Just fucking buy juice

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 13:32:20 2017 No.8914373 >>8912010 Nah. The blades come out easy, that and it is small enough to fit in any utility drawer. It's a handy little device to the point where I actually kick myself for not thinking of it.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 13:42:49 2017 No.8914419 >>8912992 Spics are less likely to kill you though.

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>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 14:06:43 2017 No.8914487 >>8914466 My parents bought one of those egg cutters. They're actually quite useful for not completely destroying a boiled egg when you're an idiot like me. I just want egg in my salad man

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 14:08:45 2017 No.8914492 >>8914487 I use mine a lot. "Open" sandwiches are common here in Denmark and sliced egg is a nice topping. I don't use the garlic press very much after I learned how to use a knife, but it does see some use still.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 15:17:11 2017 No.8914728 >>8913070 >enjoy your bent knives faggioli What kind of garbage knives do you buy that can bend from a weak-ass magnet?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 15:21:19 2017 No.8914749 >>8914487 >>8914492 They're great for avocados as well. And soft fruits. The garlic press is pretty much a joke.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 15:24:37 2017 No.8914765 >>8911955 Kek

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 16:02:58 2017 No.8914887 >>8914749 and cooked potatos for potato salad

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