About homemade food

[Anonymous No.8976329]

so i mostly go to restaurants, a few people here said that i should make homemade food, and honestly it isn't all that great. It makes a big mess, It uses a lot of ingredients (i only have so much bread) and just doesn't taste as good as going out for dinner. pic related its my food it tasted alright i guess

[Anonymous No.8976330]

>>8976329
what are you even doing you fucking retard? is this real?

[Anonymous No.8976332]

Have these posts become increasingly common on /ck/ in the last month or am I just out of the loop?

[Anonymous No.8976352]

>>8976329
why does it look like you're eating on a laundry room trash corner floor OP

also
>it uses a lot of ingredients (i only have so much bread)

What the fuck are you trying to do OP why would you need a lot of bread
or are you saying you have nothing but a lot of bread

this post is confusing and seems almost baity

[Anonymous No.8976408]

>>8976329
Dude, how do you call a bowl of microwaved chili with a hotdog and slice of wonder bread a big mess when your "living quarters" already look like a garbage dumpster when sanitation workers are on strike?

[Anonymous No.8976505]

>>8976352
i need the bread for extra food, the chili and hotdog isn't enough, and i needed bread to cook the chili

[Anonymous No.8976600]

>>8976505
you needed bread to cook chili? why?

[Anonymous No.8976652]

>>8976352

[Anonymous No.8976758]

>>8976600
You use the crumbs for seasoning in the chili right

[Anonymous No.8976859]

>>8976758
w...what? no, please explain

[Anonymous No.8976861]

>>8976329
This image seems to be an artful representation of gay sex

[Anonymous No.8976906]

>>8976859
It adds flavour and texture was my original idea but it was just kind of soggy, the non crumbled bread was good though. after i ate it i realized i could have made like a chili dog out of the bread and hotdog but it was too late

[Anonymous No.8977865]

>>8976408
first opening the can is tiring, none of my knives are sharp enough to saw the top off, and i spilled a bit on the floor but its ok the cat cleaned some of it up. and boiling the hotdog resulted in a pot of dirty hotdog water which the cat wanted but i had to clean it up myself

[Anonymous No.8978356]

>>8977865
oh for fuck's sake how do you get to a place like this in your life, op?

[Anonymous No.8978497]

>>8978356
what do you mean

[Anonymous No.8978512]

>>8978497
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO WIND UP HERE

[Anonymous No.8978515]

>>8978512
not enough?

[Anonymous No.8978532]

>>8978515
this post can never be appraised highly enough

[Anonymous No.8978544]

>>8978515
will you take pictures of your living quarters for our enjoyment?

[Anonymous No.8978558]

>>8978515
Well, i guess you at least know where you went wrong.

[Anonymous No.8978584]

>>8978544

[Anonymous No.8978599]

>>8978584
what about your battlestation? kitchen?

[Anonymous No.8978623]

Posting in epic bread.


OP, please take more pictures of your home.

[Anonymous No.8978646]

>>8976332
I think /r9k/ killed 4chan with slews of people who don't know how to take care of themselves

If it's not food disasters it's McChicken posting. This shit has gotten out of hand.

[Anonymous No.8978651]

>>8976329
Jesus fucking christ anon

buy eggs and learn to fry them that's step 1, when you've figured that out you can move to spinach.

[Anonymous No.8978653]

>>8977865
why not get a can opener friend?

[Anonymous No.8978663]

>>8978584
open cans with your shitty little katana

[Anonymous No.8978672]

>>8976332
They have, indeed, become worse.

I prefer these to mcchicken threads tho.

I consider this all to be part of the artful mosaic that is /ck.

[Anonymous No.8978676]

>>8976332
Yup. There have been a few anons that live in absolute squalor making threads like this.

[Anonymous No.8978871]

>>8978663
i tried it doesn't work
>>8978653
never learned how to use one
>>8978599
the kitchen is locked rn i cant get in

[Anonymous No.8978899]

>>8978871
> i never learned how to use one

[Anonymous No.8978908]

>HAY WHITE BOI

>HOPE U WAZN'T BIZZY

>IT'Z TIEM TO READ DA MAYONEWS

[Anonymous No.8978947]

>>8978899
In fairness I couldn't figure out a can opener the first time I tried either. The idea that you have to squeeze real hard to lodge the blade in isn't something that's necessarily obvious without having used one.

[Anonymous No.8978974]

>>8978947
>i had to take a class on how to use a can opener

Please never touch a tool or sharp instrument

[Anonymous No.8979016]

>>8978947
>shear force? what the fuck is that?

[Anonymous No.8979023]

>>8978871

>Hi I'm a lazy dumb fuck who is going to spend the rest of his life well below the standard of living, despite any advantages I may have had, strictly due to a lack of motivation.

Not having learned is not an excuse.

[Anonymous No.8979030]

>>8978947
Jesus Christ what is wrong with you. The worst part about this is that you seem to think your behavior is completely normal.

[Anonymous No.8979490]

>>8978947
lol you're literally retarded

[Anonymous No.8979511]

>>8979016

[Anonymous No.8979529]

>>8978947

[Anonymous No.8979997]

My battlekitchen

[Anonymous No.8980069]

>>8978947

[Anonymous No.8980129]

>the kitchen is locked rn i cant get in
Is your handler not home right now?

[Anonymous No.8980144]

>>8980129
Yeah she was out for a while but she came back and let me into the kitchen again with a bit of persuading so i got in and took that picture

[Anonymous No.8981036]

i took the advice from this thread to heart and cleaned my room
im thinking of moving the cooking supplies in here and bringing the wonders of the kitchen right to my bed is this a good idea

[Anonymous No.8982118]

>>8981036

Yesh OP you should probably move the oven into your bedroom, for the magic.

Then you can have the wonders of kitchen when ever you want.

[Anonymous No.8982127]

>>8978584

[Anonymous No.8982225]

>>8976329
We're still waiting OP. Please post more.

[Anonymous No.8982241]

>>8982127
>>8982225
heres this neat stain

[Anonymous No.8982267]

>>8982241
This is a rage thread. Wtf did you do to your home, OP?

[Anonymous No.8982318]

>>8982241

[Anonymous No.8982376]

>>8976329
>>8978584
>>8982241

This is beautiful!

I really like what you've done with the place OP, I could only imagine the smell and texture.

[Anonymous No.8982388]

>>8982267
i dont know what that is or why its there
>>8982318
heres my cleaned room
im still not allowed into the kitchen so sorry this thread isnt about cooking anymore but to get it back on track slightly i had another hotdog today it was good

[Anonymous No.8982452]

>>8982388
Why were you banished from the kitchen?
How was your hotdog today?

[Anonymous No.8982488]

>>8982388
Post the bathroom.

[Anonymous No.8982733]

>>8982452
the hotdog was good although the microwave blew it up and i was banished because i left the fork in the can of chili again when microwaving it
>>8982488
maybe later the doors locked and i dont know why