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>This mean mother fucker walks into your kitchen and slaps you in the face with a glove
>"I challenge you to a duel" he says calmly
>He than slams an assortment of Knorr stock pots and tells you to choose one
>The Knorr stock pot you choose will be your weapon in the upcoming battle

What do you do?

>> No.8984420

>>8984416
Stop meming

>> No.8984426

>>8984416
I take the beef stock and use it in a chunky beef chilli so hot that it blows his limey head off

>> No.8984466

>>8984416
Marco Knorre White.

Just watch one of his stockpot videos and look at his eyes, you can see how broken and dead he is inside

>> No.8984474

>>8984416
i didnt know he was in big trouble in little china

>> No.8984782
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>>8984416
*block his path*

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>>8984416
You can make an AK outta pot metal.

>> No.8984965

>>8984416
get in a fetal position and weep into my hands

>> No.8984970

>>8984936
You can make an ak out of a garden shovel if you're crafty enough

>> No.8985014

>>8984782
As there ever been a person of less grace?

>> No.8986132

>>8985014
It's a tough competition between that fat fuck and the degenerates who keep posting him.

>> No.8987444

>>8984416
Choose the Knorr chicken stock pot™

It's always a winner with the ladies.

>> No.8988206

>>8984416
Chose chicken stockpot. Chicken stock is the most versatile