/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.9018550]

Quick question, how often do you eat out by yourself?

[Anonymous No.9018552]

How did you get that picture of me?

[Anonymous No.9018562]

>>9018550
About 4 or 5 times a year.

[Anonymous No.9018564]

If I'm going to eat alone I order food rather than eat out. One of the few benefits of a large city is grubhub and other similar services.

[Anonymous No.9018565]

>>9018550
>cuck fetish
projection much

[Anonymous No.9018573]

>>9018550
This picture isn't nearly as effective as The Virgin Walk

[Anonymous No.9018574]

>>9018550
me on the left

[Anonymous No.9018577]

>>9018550
Pretty much every day for lunch
I work in a downtown district and can't be bothered to make food to bring to work. I eat 5 times a day. About half the time it's a burrito (cheap and filling), but I can get just about any type of food in the area. Shit gets expensive.

[Anonymous No.9018603]

>>9018550
literally never

[Anonymous No.9018606]

>>9018550
TFW.jpg

what should I do?

[Anonymous No.9018639]

>>9018550
someone should make a "chad feast" version of this

[Anonymous No.9018660]

I'm literally eating in a fast food restaurant and looking at my phone since I'm alone
Feels bad man

[Anonymous No.9018676]

I eat out for every meal, so quite often desu.

[Anonymous No.9018678]

I eat out alone often. I pretend to be messaging someone - and even smirk as if someone is replying - a few times during the meal in case one of those moments coincides with a couple staring at me.

[Anonymous No.9018685]

>>9018550
Literally me, every day or every other day.

[Anonymous No.9018717]

Which are you?

[Anonymous No.9018720]

>order water to drink
>EWWW VIRGIN

Alright, (((who))) could be behind this picture?

[Anonymous No.9018721]

>>9018717
>tfw dumb phoneposter

[Anonymous No.9018747]

>>9018550
Literally me

[Anonymous No.9018749]

every person who has ever placed an apostrophe into an ordinary plural noun deserves to be forcibly sterilized

[Anonymous No.9018779]

only childfag here. I am used to doing 80% of my activities and events alone. my friends are all normalfags who have gfs and work when I want to do shit

[Anonymous No.9018782]

>>9018721
>he sits in his basement slumped over his """"""""battlestation"""""""" next to his cum socks and piss jugs literally getting mad over mobile cellular devices
shitposting on the go is the future

[Anonymous No.9018809]

I eat alone at home. Isn't that normal?

[Anonymous No.9018823]

>>9018573
this is true. The virgin walk changed my life.
Are there any more 'The Virgin X'-es out there?

[Anonymous No.9018838]

>>9018550
I never eat out with other people, so probably 12-15 times/year. It makes me nauseous to have other people near me when I eat and they try to talk to me while they shovel carbon into their mouths. Just fucking gross.

[Anonymous No.9018847]

>>9018779
Same. I'm in my 20s now and I'm still a total loner who isn't good with building relationships so almost everything is alone time; haven't hung out with a friend since 2013 lel.

>grow up; single child
>barely had any contact with bad father who died when I was young anyway (and I had no relationship with his family)
>larger age gap than usual between my mom's immediate family and I since mom was nearly 41 when she had me; no immediate cousins either since my aunt is childless
>grow up in cozy small town
>mom doesn't let me have friends over -ever- (she's a total loner by the way so it was only ever us in the house)
>doesn't let me spend time out with friends since she "thought I'd get in trouble" despite being about as rebellious as an 80 year old Jew as a kid; also live in the safest, whitest town in Canada
>I do play organized sports as a kid but I'm sorta shy and quiet despite being pretty good; everyone else has their dad around and grew up doing outdoorsy shit that young boys like, etc.
>my childhood was just plopped in front of the TV so my mother wouldn't have to "worry about what I was doing"
>fortunately never went the /v/irgin route since I didn't usually get caught up with consoles until they'd been out for a few years; didn't have internet or even a decent PC until I was in high school
>somehow wasn't a total autist and always had friends in school and got on well socially; was naturally pretty funny
>ended up even having a gf in high school, lost virginity and all that good stuff
>leave high school; lose contact with virtually everyone within a year since I don't know how to keep up relationships unless I'm always in close proximity (school of course being that)

The thing that is bad is that I don't even really care and never did. I could hang myself right now and I'd probably go weeks without anyone even wondering where I was. I suppose that if I didn't have the internet I'd have been forced to try to assimilate more into the world though.

[Anonymous No.9018860]

When I had a job I would eat out alone when traveling for work or occasionally at a restaurant near the office.

Other than that, the only time I eat alone is a quick trip to a fast food restaurant sometimes.

[Anonymous No.9018862]

>>9018550
Pretty often. To be exact every time I go eat in my hometown since my SO lives in another town across the country. Then i go out and eat with him.
I like eating alone as long as i'm left alone. I tend to avoid really good places with authentic food i like since 90% of time it's filled with lower class older men who like to make passes or try to sit at my table. Too bad

[Anonymous No.9018863]

>>9018823

Virgin apartment

[Anonymous No.9018874]

>>9018823

[Anonymous No.9018876]

>>9018874

[Anonymous No.9018893]

>>9018876
>>9018874

Omg fuck you. I'm sick as he'll and laughcoughweheezeing like a mother fucker.

[Anonymous No.9018910]

We banned singles at the restaurant I used to manage, takings went up and a lot of the couples commented on how enjoyable it was to not have some loser ruining the vibe.

[Anonymous No.9018938]

>>9018874
>>9018876
these are great

[Anonymous No.9018949]

>>9018550
A L W A Y S
L
W
A
Y
S

[Anonymous No.9018953]

going outside. year of our lord 2017. everyone point and laugh.

[Anonymous No.9018983]

>>9018550
Boy, can you imagine the guy who made this picture?

[Anonymous No.9019023]

>>9018983
was thinking the same shit

[Anonymous No.9020658]

>>9018893

I lol'eld hard real hard at this post !

top le kek !

[Anonymous No.9021252]

>>9018676
>I eat out for every meal,
Yet you waste our time by being and posting cooking board, cuck faggot

[Anonymous No.9021271]

Is this the bew le epib maymay XD upboat!1

[Anonymous No.9021307]

Is it social acceptable to play some music quietly while eating alone? I usually just listen quietly to some of my favorite based rapper like wiz khalifa

[Anonymous No.9022426]

>>9018639
got you bb

[Anonymous No.9022434]

>>9022426
>parallel
You mean perpendicular. Parallel would mean he'd be lying down on top of the table.

[Anonymous No.9022438]

>>9022426
bretty gud

[Anonymous No.9022442]

>>9018550

Does lunch count? If so about 3 times a week. Gotta burn that 12$ lunch budget everyday.

[Anonymous No.9022448]

>>9022426
>constantly screeching as loud as possible
My fucking sides

[Anonymous No.9022520]

>>9018550
>tfw don't usually have enough shit to do on my phone so send up just staring out of a window or into space while eating alone
what do people even spend all that time doing on their phones?

[Anonymous No.9022530]

>>9022520
repeatedly checking facebook or some bullshit so they look like they're being social

[Anonymous No.9022563]

>>9022520
>he doesn't check his facebook, snapchat, twitter, tumblr, instagram, vine, musical.ly and myspace every 5 minutes
lmao what a loser. I bet you have no friends or acquaintances (unlike me, a busy and social person)

[Anonymous No.9022570]

>>9022520
browsing 4chan

[Anonymous No.9022595]

I see (You).

[Anonymous No.9022637]

>>9022595
I feel like these aren't as effective as the virgin walk because this is stuff you can be sure other people do as well.
the virgin walk is good because its stuff that you think might be unique to you, but really isn't.

[Anonymous No.9022650]

>>9018550
Back when I was in high school or so, I ate out once every 2 months to try out new places.

[Anonymous No.9022684]

Why do I have so much in common with the virgin?

[Anonymous No.9022800]

>>9022595
>another woman
>another

...?

[Anonymous No.9023052]

Chad > Virgin-kun

[Anonymous No.9023061]

>Uses adjacent arm
As opposed to...?

This is me, but I'm not a virgin or cuck, and I love water and a "nutritionally balanced meal" aka protein, vegetables, and a starch

>Prefers a quiet dinner instead of loud social interactions
How dare I!

If you haven't learned to enjoy life without surrounding yourself with people all the time, then I'm afraid YOU are the one who is failing.

[Anonymous No.9023071]

>>9022684
>draw a generic looking dude
>make him do generic things that nobody cares about
>say they are unaaceptable
Gee I wonder why

[Anonymous No.9023079]

>>9023071
>>make him do generic things that nobody cares about

"Nobody cares about"? What kind of shitty upbringing did you have? What happened to your pride and your standards? I realize I'm on 4chan so I should expect this sort of shit, but goddamn man, get yourself together.

[Anonymous No.9023083]

Almost every lunch, and dinner sometimes when I'm travelling on business.

[Anonymous No.9023090]

>>9023061
Why are you even bothering to take it even slightly seriously. Look at the fucking drawing dude

[Anonymous No.9023096]

>>9023090

Just because the drawing is shit doesn't mean the point isn't valid.

[Anonymous No.9023109]

>>9023079
Are you so autistic that you constantly care about what are other people are doing? Enjoy your meal you social inept retard.

[Anonymous No.9023113]

>>9023096
>getting cucked by images
Sorry it triggered you but it's nothing to me

[Anonymous No.9023134]

I like to eat alone, I don't like people. People are too stupid to share my interests. People would rather talk about family and sports teams, I would rather talk about art and music.

[Anonymous No.9023141]

>>9023134
I guaran-fuckin-tee you say your favorite art style is naturalism and you hate country and rap

[Anonymous No.9023142]

>>9023134
>People are too stupid to share my interests.

Yet here you are on shitposting central. If you are intellectual and want to discuss art and music then why the fuck are you on this board?

[Anonymous No.9023146]

>>9022426
How about

>refuses to wear anything but a singlet while eating, as there is the opportunity to flex biceps in the process. Makes sure to sit directly in the view of the most possible women
>brain incapable of understanding any mobile device made prior to 2007
>only eats at trendy restaurants youve never heard of
>insists on playing summer's hottest hits and billboard top 20 songs while eating
>constantly delivering perfect banter to pack chads, any virgin within 20 meters of the pack will uncontrollably spill their spaghetti

[Anonymous No.9023148]

>>9018564
>large city
>grubhub

Those arabs/mexicans/gypsies are definitely grating their knob flakes into your food

[Anonymous No.9023149]

>>9023079
>Living by the standards set on a mongolian surfboarding contest discussion forum is now an example of pride and high standards

[Anonymous No.9023150]

>>9023149

The standards aren't from this board, anon. They're basic table manners that have existed for centuries.

[Anonymous No.9023151]

>>9018639
fucking DIED

[Anonymous No.9023166]

>>9023150
fuck off, quentin

[Anonymous No.9023167]

>>9018639
"Laws of physiques always gets me.

[Anonymous No.9023177]

>>9023079
yeah dude people are super mad that you're eating quietly alone while using your phone
better stay in your room so no one sees how much of a virgin eater you are

[Anonymous No.9023187]

>>9018847
I know this story...

Hate to say it but, I'm 33, it only gets harder.

[Anonymous No.9023194]

>>9018847
Most people don't keep up with their friends from highschool anon, this isn't all that weird. You should probably make some new ones, unless you dont want to.

[Anonymous No.9023203]

>>9018550
I'd never go and have a proper sit down meal at a restaurant by myself (simply because that seems to be viewed on the same level as supporting Hitler in our society) but if I ever feel like some fast food or whatever I have absolutely no problem going to a McDonald's or Subway by myself.

[Anonymous No.9023485]

Pretty sure the only time I've eaten out alone has been at a fast food place. Next closest thing is sitting in the grass eating falafel at the renaissance fair after my group and I split for a bit.

[Anonymous No.9023498]

>>9022434
yes I noticed that too
I didn't actually make the image

[Anonymous No.9023507]

>>9023146
these are supposed to be absurd parodies of the "virgin X" series, each text is the polar opposite of the original

[Anonymous No.9023521]

>>9018847

I was always bullied so I don't have any childhood friends to do things with, then growing up I moved to a town cross country but was never good at interacting with people. The people I did know were never into eating a nice in a restaurant or enjoying wine, they still act like teenagers. Last time I tried eating out with a friend he asked if maybe we wanted to eat with some of his friends from the same field of work as he (mine is a little different) and they just decided to order out pizzas and drink water, me being anti social doesn't help much but I just find it hard to relate to people sometimes specially if they do not like eating out and just want to order junk food.

I just know that when my parents die I will be lonely as fuck. I have some friends but they are spread out across the country and I hardly speak to anyone but my parents

Yes I eat alone a lot, cause fuck being a hermit but nobody likes what I like and it is hard finding people who like what you like

[Anonymous No.9023908]

>>9018550
But I never look at my phone even when eating alone. Looking at a phone while eating is for subhumans.

[Anonymous No.9024334]

>>9018550
Literally every day when I'm at college.

[Anonymous No.9024375]

>>9018876
>rapidly tip toes around like in "going to the store"

[Anonymous No.9024741]

>>9018847
School is forced socialization. Any kind of education is forced socialization since you usually have to work with the people arround you and that manages to get people talking amongst themselves. Work is is similar but there's usually no reason outside of work related matters to talk to each other so ost people don't.

I'm a drinker and I don't really like people too much so don't take what I'm about to tell you all that seriously unless you think it can help you.

There's no such thing as friends, it's just a word that they keep using when you're little to reffer to the people you're constantly surrounded by. People are islands, you can never really know another human being, even if, by some weird coincidence, a person is being honest it's impossible to properly understand what a person is trying to tell you since you can't feel what tehy feel and associate the words they use with the emotions and images they use. So we're left with incomplete pictures of every conversation we have. The whole thing is fucked from the very vehicle that communication uses. So, in other words, don't worry you haven't lost all your friends you just lost the ilussion of it.

That's life i suppose, the more you fill your time with the things you've been told you should do (work, relationships, education, etc.) the less time you have for other people in your life. I think that the solution to this whole "I don't have friends, nobody loves me" outlook on life is to learn to be ok by yourself, you know? Be cool with you before you can even begin to try to give a fuck about other people, too mucho neediness is never good for anybody, it's desperate and, brother, nothing that you do in this life out of desperation will be good in the long run and most likely it'll also be shit in the short run.

TL;DR: Fuck people, learn to like being alone instead of trying to make friends.

[Anonymous No.9025347]

>>9024741
Wow man. I'm really sorry you feel this way.

[Anonymous No.9025373]

>>9025347
Thanks, but there's no need to feel sorry. The thing about my outlook on life is that I'm no longer bothered by needing to connect to people. That doesn't mean that I'l be shitty to people because I don't care, It just means that i like sitting at home with a cheap bottle and a quiet room than i would surrounded by people who pretend to be friendly because they feel it's expected from them.

[Anonymous No.9025391]

>>9025373
If that's your jam, that's great. I don't think I could do that. I already have a lot of free time, so forging connections with my coworkers and building a handful of strong friendships helps keep me sane. Checking out bars and restaurants with my sister before we see a show can be the highlight of my month. Checking or a tap takeover at a local bar with some of my coworkers is a great way to relieve stress between university and work.

We all have our ways though, so it's good that you're at peace with yourself. I don't know if I can say the same.

[Anonymous No.9025444]

>>9025373
You need to stop drinking and take some mushrooms and see the error of your ways. Make sure to make something tasty to mix with the mushys tho. We are on a food board after all.

[Anonymous No.9025482]

>>9022426

[Anonymous No.9025511]

>>9025444
Did the drugs, LSD, salvia, shrooms and a bunch more, really good, really eye-opening experience. Thing is, I live alone in a third world central american country, trusting someone here can lead to really bad results, a lot of which I've already experienced firsthand. Maybe I'm too cynical about people and that's really blocked my ability to create lasting bonds but from where I'm standing I'd rather be alone than afraid the guy drinking a beer next to me is planning to jump me to take my beer money.

Maybe learning to enjoy being alone is not for everybody but, to me, it's a simpler alternative to the people question.

[Anonymous No.9026181]

>>9018550
Everyday. I have no friends or anyone. My meal is usually some soup with a can of sardines. I'll have fast food on the weekends, I don't remember the last time I even went to a real restaurant.

Just fast food and canned food.

[Anonymous No.9026187]

>>9025482
my fucking sides
the first picture is so stupid too, of course you use the urinal furthest away from people, everyone fucking does
and who the fuck looks people in the eyes while peeing

[Anonymous No.9026957]

When I'm out traveling. If I'm only in the nearest city, I'll rather get together with my siblings or cousins who live there and cook something together with them, but outside of that, it's all I can do.
Maybe 5-12 days of the year.

[Anonymous No.9026962]

>>9025482
Oh this one is actuallly really good, I cracked up once I saw the chad hyper urination. I think this one works better than a lot of others, and as well as the walk one because it also bases itself on something everyone does

[Anonymous No.9026974]

>>9026187
Shut up virgin, only pussys need privacy to piss. I talk to other chads all the time at the urinal

[Anonymous No.9026983]

>>9026181
Why do you eat so shittily?
Canned food is cancer.

[Anonymous No.9027033]

>>9018874
>always chooses the middle of a row of chairs
uh already wrong.
don't you know anything? if i sit in the middle, that means there is a chair on each side of me that someone can potentially sit down on, meaning i'll be trapped between two people.
it is for that reason that i always choose an edge seat, whether it's at university, a restaurant, or anywhere else.
>will sit on the edge of the chair
not really

A lot of the other things are correct though. I never feel relaxed, my back feels hunched no matter how i sit, i try to stay still, i avoid making eye contact.

I actually avoid using my smartphone if i sit too close to people, because i don't want them to look at what im doing on my phone

[PanzerJäger !s.IwNsl6xw No.9027039]

why the fuck is this shitty /fit/ meme spreading

you faggots ruin everything

[Anonymous No.9027053]

>>9027039
>you faggots ruin everything

Rather ironic to hear that from a tripfag.....

[Anonymous No.9027062]

>>9018550
About once a week to every other week. I usually bring lunch, but my wife and I like to go out to eat every so often, which means the next day we have to buy something.

[PanzerJäger !s.IwNsl6xw No.9027066]

>>9027053
>wahh mom he's more intelligent than me, better than me in every conceivable way and has accountability in what he posts as opposed to being a le anonemoose fagnut make it stop!

[Anonymous No.9027069]

>>9027033
>I actually avoid using my smartphone if i sit too close to people

I do that too. But it's because I'm an adult who realizes it's inappropriate to play with toys while I'm around other people.

[Anonymous No.9027130]

>>9027066
fuck off tripfag

[Anonymous No.9027131]

>>9022520
I play roblox mobile

[Anonymous No.9027498]

@9027066
wew

[Anonymous No.9027536]

>>9023096
D E N SE.

It's poking fun, you mong
>telekenetic abilities on chad pic

[Anonymous No.9027539]

>>9018550
i can just imagine the fag that made that picture..

[Anonymous No.9027569]

>>9022520
>not shitposting on 4chins on the go

[Anonymous No.9028055]

I eat alone when I'm the only one eating, far from others.

I think it's disrespectful to eat in front of people who aren't eating.

[Anonymous No.9028077]

>>9018550
The fear of eating out alone is why I cook.

[Anonymous No.9028082]

>>9018550
these virgin pictures are master bait.
even thought I know they're bait I still get kinda pissed.

[Anonymous No.9028103]

>>9028082
same.
the "virgin walk" one is the worst because almost every point describes me perfectly, the other pictures are a little more absurd. like if it's established that i eat alone, why is it weird if i "stay silent" or "would rather order take-away" or "drink soda, possibly water". like come on, am i supposed to talk to myself in a full restaurant while drinking fruit juices or something?

[Anonymous No.9028144]

>>9022595
>Spends more than an hour in bed with his mobile phone
jokes on you i have my desktop next to my floor-futon so i dont even need my phone

[Anonymous No.9028155]

>>9028103
>he doesn't waltz into olive garden yelling to himself while carrying a full bottle of tropicana

[Anonymous No.9028184]

>>9018876
long time since Ive laughed this much. Evolving memes are the best part of this shit hole.

[Anonymous No.9028186]

>>9018550
Literally never.

[Anonymous No.9028194]

>>9024741
Hello, fellow anti-social drinker.
I have some problems with this:
>There's no such thing as friends
attempt at semantics; it sounds like what you're taking to mean friend (people that you completely understand, is what it sounds like) is not what anyone defines to mean "friend". It sounds like you realized that interaction is imperfect and so you took your ball and went home, but don't pretend that people told you otherwise.
Also, your redefinition of it seems to hold little weight in the digital age. "people you're constantly surrounded by". Not only does it miss an assload of nuance, it also is completely wrong in many cases. Let's take a friend I made, for instance. I think this was something like 6 years ago now. I had entered college and we both happened to be in some sort of honors program and so we had access to an honors room that we hung out in. Now he wasn't the only person there, as there were other people in the honors program (let's say 5 that regularly visited the room). So I'm "constantly surrounded" (this isn't even that true, but it's not important) by these people. Therefore, they should be my friends. However, the majority were not. They were acquaintances. This selection was not random, as I enjoyed his company more than the others. So "friend" is clearly more selective than you imply. Now fast forward to today, and he is in Hawaii, which is many, many miles away from me. I am certainly not "constantly surrounded", but we keep in touch often because we have the means to and enjoy it. So you can see why I have problems with your redefinition.

Now, look, I don't think you need friends. However, I also think turning your nose up at the very concept is silly. I would really urge you to rethink your philosophy, not so that you can "go out and make friends and just bee yourself!" but so that you can build a stronger philosophy of loneliness, because honestly what you have here is poorly thought out and will crumble in on itself.

[Anonymous No.9028201]

>>9022595
I use my Kindle and my laptop, not my cellphone, but fuck the guy who made those

[Anonymous No.9028276]

>>9018749
Sounds reasonable. When we starting?

[Anonymous No.9028352]

>>9018550
How do I get rid of the belly guys

[Anonymous No.9028527]

who /eatsalonewhiledriving/ here?
ramen, subway, mashed potatoes. I broke one of my side mirrors once because im a fucking idiot and eat while driving

[Anonymous No.9028531]

>>9018550
Fuck, it's like someone stalking me.

[Anonymous No.9028544]

>>9018639
>Arms constantly flailing in confident unpredictable ways

Kek

[Anonymous No.9028863]

>>9025482
the virgin pee is actually going into the stall to sit down and pee

[Anonymous No.9028902]

>>9018550
fairly often, at least compared to how often I eat out (less than I'd like, because money)

my gf lives like an hour away, and she's as picky as a literal child
like seriously, a good 70% of what she eats is plain pizza and chicken tenders, the most varied anything I've gotten her to eat was when I took her to a Brazilian steakhouse, she's really big on meat -- and I sure as heck can't do that regularly

my friends are degenerates and I sure as fuck wouldn't go out to eat with them (at least, not if I'm paying)
and my coworkers are all old people, I'm not eating with them

[Anonymous No.9029242]

>>9027033
You're not a chad

[Anonymous No.9029259]

>>9018910
t. Robert

[Anonymous No.9029333]

>>9028863

>not spending 45 minutes in a home depot bathroom looking at memes on your phone while your kidneys transfer piss to your bladder drop by drop allowing you to relax your pc muscle entirely and just let piss leave your body as soon as it's deposited

[Anonymous No.9029337]

>>9026187
the virgin post

[Anonymous No.9029375]

>>9018863
Pls I have a girlfriend and we don't even have a sofa. Sofa is the most normal furniture in the world.

[Anonymous No.9029912]

>>9018550
Lemme think... not that often, really.

[Anonymous No.9031013]

>>9022595
I feel like this applies to quite a lot of single people actually.

[Anonymous No.9031282]

>>9023148
Not everyone wants to live in a place where the only things to do are to get high on meth and beat your wife.

[Anonymous No.9031287]

>>9018550
Never. I get shit to go, but don't hang in restaurants solo.

[Anonymous No.9031529]

>>9025482
The Wizard has evolved to transcend excretion

100000% metabolic efficiency

Draws sustenance photosynthesisizng the light from his devices

Hasn't seen a restroom in years, there are only shadows in his colon

[Anonymous No.9031546]

>>9022426
>ouch!
>wow!
>DANG!