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al/ck/ alcohol Anonymous Thu Jun 8 01:52:54 2017 No.9025788 [Reply] [Original]

Al/ck/ and alchohol genrlasl
whe ndi y ou realize how fucked you wjere and that you basicaly couldnt even fix it
only making this thread because last oine was page 9 and nobody was making it and it n want to set preckdendent to link new threads iun old threads ok

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 8 01:56:45 2017 No.9025798 All I got is a box of wine. I wonder if the headache this mediocre stuff will give me is worth drinking more.

Anonymous Thu Jun 8 02:45:58 2017 No.9025895

How do I reduce my tolerance?

Already drinking more calories of booze than food, so eating less won't help.

I've stopped drinking for two weeks at a time but within two days of drinking again I'm back up to two bottles of wine and a sixer to even get a fair buzz.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 8 04:00:01 2017 No.9025999 File: 28 KB, 804x515, IMG_0354.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I can't believe I've let things get this far. What have I done ffs Day 2 withdrawal now. 9am, zero sleep, feeling worse and worse.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 8 04:10:10 2017 No.9026019 >Buy a handle because "Oh I'll be able to control myself, and this will save money" >Drink half the fucking jug when I normally only drink half a fifth >Blew out my entire day today trying not to die fuck

Anonymous Thu Jun 8 04:18:46 2017 No.9026032
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uh...so bartender that i've never seen before gave me this as a gin and tonic

made a joke about "got enough limes in there?"

they didn't respond...guess this is how they make their drinks?

cost me $10

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 8 04:20:43 2017 No.9026035 >>9026032 >$10 for a gin and tonic Yeah they're just trying to dupe idiots into paying more by making it look fancy

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 8 04:22:25 2017 No.9026039 I don't drink very much but am addicted to weed, can I post here too? I'll start drinking if that's what it takes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 8 04:23:12 2017 No.9026040 >>9026039 no pot smokers are degenerates

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 8 04:34:33 2017 No.9026049 >>9026039 DUDE

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 8 04:40:11 2017 No.9026062 >>9026040 >alky drinking himself to death >"stupid stoner degenerate scum"

Anonymous Thu Jun 8 04:42:02 2017 No.9026065

Anyone feel like greentexting their withdrawals?

>Skin is dry, face is red
>Stomach hurts
>Body smells (not like BO, like i'm sweating out alcohol metabolites)
>Nausea
>Anxiety
>Heart is racing
>ANXIETY
>And the worst one
>Want a beer

This is getting out of hand

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 8 04:45:21 2017 No.9026066 >>9025895 You need to stop drinking for a shit long time, a few weeks won't cut it

Anonymous Thu Jun 8 04:47:07 2017 No.9026071

>>9026065
I try really hard not to get any kindling shit that will eventually literally give me brain damage
I either drink daily or drink daily just not as much as kind of tapering off.
I really don't want to end up in the "if you stop drinking there's a 90% chance you will die" category

Anonymous Thu Jun 8 04:47:24 2017 No.9026073

>>9026065
All of that plus loads more. So many that I keep forgetting loads. But definitely puking, horrific insomnia, closed and open eyed hallucinations, ridiculously vivid nightmares, intense confusion, intestinal and lung pain, fever, trembling, teeth chattering... pretty sure I'm forgetting loads. It's a lot worse than coming off heroin.
What day are you on? Day 2 here

Anonymous Thu Jun 8 04:54:48 2017 No.9026086
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>>9026073
Day 1. Had my last beer at 7pm after eating.

My hangovers/withdrawals were much worse when I was on vodka instead of beer.

I've been drinking between 8-20 beers a night for the past week or longer, cant remember. Now that i'm out of beer, I feel the withdrawal setting in.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 8 05:02:22 2017 No.9026100 >>9026073 >>9026086 Stop going cold turkey you idiots

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 8 05:08:27 2017 No.9026116 >>9026100 I always do it that way. If I try to taper I just end up getting rekt. >>9026086 Good luck anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 8 05:08:57 2017 No.9026120 >>9026116 >I always do it that way. Well you're getting brain damage every time you do it

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 8 05:15:47 2017 No.9026131 >>9026120 Well it's either that or get brain lesions from drinking. I've already had irreparable brain damage diagnosed by mri. Tapering never works for me.

Anonymous Thu Jun 8 05:19:15 2017 No.9026137
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So guys, I'm on day uh... three withdrawaling... was in the er day one. I've been trying to sleep more through what is probably the 150th withdrawal in my life, because the dreams.... sometimes they're amazing, like when I wake up all I want is to fall back to sleep and just stay there in them.... forever, then I'll nod off... AND HORRIFIC NIGHTMARE again.... so I've decided, with what brain or life I have left, I'm going to write a series of short stories... or one big one, not sure how that works.

"Ten minute skits, a journey through alcohol withdrawal"

Being that you really only sleep for minutes at a time in withdrawal, seems fitting. I have storys of dreams of my own, mostly the nightmares i've written out a little. does this sound fucking stupid? am I really losing my mind?

-guy who was hearing gin blossoms in the motherboard for two days a month ago

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 8 05:32:25 2017 No.9026158 >>9025999 Be strong, I'm five days sober. Depends on how bad your drinking was. I could do 750mL a night of bourbon. It took three days to go back to normal for me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 8 05:34:40 2017 No.9026161 >>9026073 I'm on day 5. And I feel normal. Cardio helps wonders, lads.

Anonymous Thu Jun 8 05:49:14 2017 No.9026178

>>9025788
>/alc/ thread
>OP is drunk-written
Now that's an /alc/ thread

>>9026039
You can, some will hate you, some will love you, this is 4chan.

>>9025895
>I've stopped drinking for two weeks
That's basicaly how you lower tolerance. Do it longer.
>but within two days of drinking again I'm back up to
Well, if you want to maintain low tolerance, don't drink daily.

>>9026137
Well, there are stupid books everywhere, at worse yours is one of them.
I stopped liking scary stories since my withdrawals. I fear I'll see the monster from TV coming at night for me. But there is a public for that obviously.

Anonymous Thu Jun 8 05:54:38 2017 No.9026182

>>9026178
>stopped liking scary stories
Same. I can't watch horror movies now. Even the tiniest hint of anything sinister (seriously, some kid in a Halloween mask is enough) and I generally throw up and can't get it out of my mind for months on end. I'm going slowly insane.

Anonymous Thu Jun 8 06:58:52 2017 No.9026267

Holy shit! Does anybody here even enjoy drinking anymore? Or has this place become an AA meeting for people who decide to take a trip to DT town because they never heard about coming back to sobriety gradually?

Regardlesa of that, it's 5 am where i live right now, been up for 3 days on a mixture of rum, beer, weed, ciggarretes and few bumps of meth. Enjoying my unemployment and waiting for the sunrise while I drink a cheap beer with a rum chaser. Life has been worse.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 8 07:07:58 2017 No.9026280 Hey uh, any of you guys have experience with puking up blood? like, lots and lots of blood to the point where you're just projectile vomiting blood and what I think were little blood clots?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 8 07:10:13 2017 No.9026282 >>9026280 No, just flecks. That sounds unhealthy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 8 07:10:34 2017 No.9026283 >>9026280 Go to a hospital, you might have internal injuries and/or drank away your stomach lining.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 8 07:24:03 2017 No.9026310 >>9026280 See a doctor, preferably in a hospital, and do it today. This is obviously not something that goes away if you ignore it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 8 07:26:02 2017 No.9026317 >>9026267 Most people in these threads are people in their mid-to-late 20's who are now realizing they've got an intense addiction to alcohol once nobody would party with them anymore, and are struggling to kick the habit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 8 07:28:16 2017 No.9026321 >>9026310 >>9026283 >>9026282 Fuck. fuck. What happens once your stomach lining is gone, I'm assuming it isn't a good thing

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 8 07:28:21 2017 No.9026322 >>9026032 Man, Gwyneth Paltrow tends bar now.

Anonymous Thu Jun 8 07:30:46 2017 No.9026324

>>9026321
If your stomach lining were entirely gone, it'd be the equivalent of drinking bleach. Your stomach would eat itself.
That'd be incredibly hard to do though, most likely you have a couple nasty ulcers from fucking up your stomach lining in a couple spots, and it's just bleeding into your stomach a lot.

Go to the hospital, they'll give you some meds and REALLY strong antacids to basically make your stomach stop poking holes in itself, and then you'll have to take a bunch of bullshit and restrict everything you eat and drink for the next 3 months while you let your lining regenerate itself.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 8 07:31:15 2017 No.9026327 If I stop drinking for 2 months am I still an alcohol?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 8 07:33:12 2017 No.9026333 >>9026327 If I stop drinking for 8 hours every day, does that mean I'm not an alcoholic

Anonymous Thu Jun 8 07:33:41 2017 No.9026335

>>9026327
Depends on who you ask.
A lot of people are under the retarded idea that "you'll always be an alcoholic, even if you stop drinking"
But generally speaking if you can stop for prolonged periods of time its not an issue. Kind of like how if you cant stop buying cigarettes, you're addicted. But if you just smoke because you enjoy it and can go weeks without having one, then there's no issue.

Anonymous Thu Jun 8 07:35:47 2017 No.9026340

>>9026321
Got that right. It heals back, I think it does, but beyond that what it means for now is that your stomach is no longer going to have what it takes to process foods. Or you might have an ulcer un your stomach from the alcohol. Were you drinking paint thinner or somthink horrible like that?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 8 07:38:06 2017 No.9026345 >>9026321 Your stomach lining is what keeps the hydrochloric acid inside the stomach instead of letting it out into the rest of your body. Take a guess.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 8 07:41:05 2017 No.9026351 >>9026317 Yeah, fair point. I guess that if you equate drinking to partying it can be very hard to know when your drinking starts to be a problem. I'll add that to the list of advantages of drinking alone.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 8 07:41:31 2017 No.9026354 >>9026335 Thanks, that really got my hopes up

Anonymous Thu Jun 8 07:46:48 2017 No.9026368

>>9025788
Reminds me to pour one out for the Wine and Spirits guy down the rode.

He sold wine and liquor in a relatively nice area. Problem was this is Cincinnati, Ohio. This city is SATAN when it comes to liquor licenses. Especially selling it. Even big name entrepreneurs who come here to set up restaurants that serve alcohol get their shit pushed in.

In the end Wine and Spirits guy just couldn't afford to pay all the fees. He closed in march to switch to a wine only format. (The hard stuff is where they kill you.) but sadly he could not recover any feasible business model and his business never reopened.

Anonymous Thu Jun 8 07:49:35 2017 No.9026373

>>9026354
I like a description Doug Stanhope once gave, the gist of which was
>Practice excess in moderation, not moderation in excess
>Don't drink 4 beers every day for a month, that's fucking stupid. You won't get drunk that way. Wait until it's the end of the month, buy a couple cases of beer, and just slam those cans of pisswater down your face for 3 days straight.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 8 07:53:08 2017 No.9026380 >>9026373 oh hey i found the exact video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mrrca_PmViw

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 8 08:06:09 2017 No.9026404 >>9026380 Stanhope is great. One of the best as far as I'm concerned. Thanks for reminding me he exists, gonna find a full show of his on youtube.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 8 08:37:28 2017 No.9026454 I feel so fucking unhappy without alcohol. I don't enjoy anything, just sit alone waiting around to die. god dammit I'm so obviously going to relapse. really don't want to do it to my family.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 8 08:38:48 2017 No.9026457 >>9026454 Give it more time. You have to reset your baseline of whats "enjoyable". Drugs make fuckin everything amazing, so when you stop taking them everything sucks. You need to reset your standards.

Anonymous Thu Jun 8 09:03:03 2017 No.9026487

>>9026457
Sigh. Feels like it'll never work, largely because my binging over the last 2 years was so intense that I'm the midst of it, I lost nearly everything. Health, money, girl, drivers license and god knows what else. Now I have to confront that stuff sober. Fucked.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 8 09:11:18 2017 No.9026497 >>9025798 Trick with wine is go for the dry varieties. Sweet wine gets you a headache

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 8 09:59:37 2017 No.9026582 >>9026497 dry wines taste 1000 times better than sweet wines anyway

Anonymous Thu Jun 8 10:11:00 2017 No.9026607

I'm not nearly on the level you guys are, since I only drink on the weekends, but I'm going to try to go without booze this weekend.

I just feel bad because I've been doing it steadily for a few months, and I always drink by myself because all of my friends either moved away, or are pussywhipped by their gfs who don't like to leave the house on the weekends so we never do anything social. Also my gf doesn't drink. I end up getting smashed by myself, ordering a pizza and playing a video game or watching Netflix. It's become a tradition I think I need to break before it gets worse. Wish me luck.

Anonymous Thu Jun 8 10:13:19 2017 No.9026612
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>>9026065
>sore hair
>uncomfortable restlessness
>Anxiety
>So much sweating
>The fear
>Soak the bed in Sweat

>Anxiety every time I get a pang of pain where my organs are.
>Restless Sweaty Discomfort
>Blood pressure is a rollercoaster
>Heart Palpitations
>7 days awake on meth style hallucinations
>Anxiety

Anonymous Thu Jun 8 10:31:31 2017 No.9026645
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bought a six pack of this at a gas station and went through it after an hour or two, didn't realize it was 7.7%, didn't even taste like it. could've bought like 4 24oz cans of hurricane/olde english/steel reserve for the $10 I spent and I would've been in bed by now asleep.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 8 10:48:07 2017 No.9026678 File: 67 KB, 427x350, vbnfrg.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 4pm, day 2, still no relapse, seizures or extreme DT's. Getting there. Hope all you other anons on the wagon itt are still clinging to your sanity.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 8 10:50:40 2017 No.9026687 >>9025798 I'm not an alckie, but I went overboard on boxed wine last week. Don't do it. Worst hangover I've had in a long time. It's fine if you want a buzz, but don't drink two bottles' worth.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 8 10:52:00 2017 No.9026690 >>9026678 I just really want a beer

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 8 10:53:59 2017 No.9026699 >>9025788 Whoa, nigga. You gonna get a KUI if you don't lay low.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 8 10:55:14 2017 No.9026704 >>9026690 If you're anything like me, within 2-3 days that one beer will have been replaced by you waking up twice a night to chug vodka just so you don't start withdrawing. Fucking hell, I really do loathe alcohol. I can't take it any more.

Anonymous Thu Jun 8 10:55:34 2017 No.9026705

>>9025999
You guys should get a "withdrawal kit" before you do this. Get some opiates, benzos, kratom, ambien, whatever. I went through WD on something (not alc) a couple weeks ago, and had a few of those things handy, and I only experienced a couple hours of nagging anxiety and restlessness a couple of days. Felt totally normal by day 7, and had been able to work at 90% capacity the previous few days.

Granted, what I was doing wouldn't produce WDs as bad as advanced alcoholism, but get drugs to help if you have contacts.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 8 10:56:54 2017 No.9026710 >>9026373 Would love for that to work, but I don't stop after 3 days. I figure most true al/ck/s couldn't.

Anonymous Thu Jun 8 10:59:33 2017 No.9026714

>>9026705
Thing is, heroin doesn't help one bit (don't like the stuff anyway, nearly killed me too many times and hugely overrated imo) and given how hopeless I am at avoiding a relapse very soon after a detox, I'd end up using shitloads of benzos and end up addicted to those cunts too.

Anonymous Thu Jun 8 11:33:40 2017 No.9026771

>>9026714
opiates don't really work at all for an alcohol withdrawal, i've bought lorazepam(knocks you out quick, short duration), klonopin(longer lasting, weird side effects) and xanax bars from friends/people for alcohol withdrawal and the xanax with some gabapentin and indica weed worked the best.

Anonymous Thu Jun 8 12:17:25 2017 No.9026869

>>9026714
>>9026771
Surprised. Seems like opis would be perfect for alc WD since they wrap you in a warm blanket that keeps our anxiety stress and makes the world just seem right.

Yeah--benzos can be addictive is shit, but the trick would be just to buy enough to get you through 3-5 days, however long the bad part of the WD is. You'll still crave them the first day you stop taking them, but it won't be a real WD like from a longterm habit.

Anyway, good luck with your WD.

Anonymous Thu Jun 8 12:19:21 2017 No.9026873

>>9026267
No, i fucking hate drinking. I hate that i can't stop. I hate all the dumb embarrassing things i do when I'm drunk. I hate waking up feeling like shit. I just cannot sleep if i don't drink and i get manic, start having crazy thoughts about doing bad things. The only way i can calm down and sleep is by drinking. And no, weed doesn't help me. I'm probably the only person that gets super hyper on weed. That and it makes me anxious and paranoid

Anonymous Thu Jun 8 12:26:23 2017 No.9026880
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My withdrawals, which have changed over my 10+ years of binge drinking...

>wake up on the floor after 5-8 750's
>oh fuck I woke up
>chest pain
>anxiety
>where's that music coming from
>computer is off, everything is off
>THE FEAR IS LITERALLY THE FUCK
>sweating to death
>body heating up, oh fuck should I drink more
>face getting sunburn from south FL hot
>skin starts drying out from the toxins my liver is no longer filtering right
>weird hair feeling
>mind going 10000 mph
>decide I'm gunna suffer it again, get out dick
>rip dick apart for hours on end can't cum because too fucked
>eat/drink/water=puke
>day later, fucking seeing shit in the corners
>hearing that damn gin blossoms music again from the computer

this time I ended up in the er, which I posted earlier. I'm sure it gets worse, i guess, but I can't imagine being more fucked over

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 8 13:29:51 2017 No.9027073 >>9026039 Get out.

Anonymous Thu Jun 8 13:45:15 2017 No.9027145
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>>9026880
>>mind going 10000 mph
This is the hardest part of withdraw for me. My mind becomes Nascar. Nightmares, hot-cold, insomnia, phantom pain I can deal with....but my brain just goes crazy and it's like I can't STOP thinking.

Then the cravings come
>Maybe if I just had a couple drinks my brain would slow down to a reasonable pace.
I can't get past this point.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 8 13:50:58 2017 No.9027170 >>9027145 I"m saying dude... drives me insane. I get past it, but this is what it feels like for me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ah5gAkna3jI

Anonymous Thu Jun 8 13:52:31 2017 No.9027175

>>9027145
That was the same problem for me. I found that weed helped a lot with that.

>Maybe if I just had a couple drinks my brain would slow down to a reasonable pace.
That does work, but you need to be careful not to jump back into a drinking binge.

What helped me stop drinking was to taper off. If I tried to outright quit after a lot of heavy drinking I had a hard time doing that. But if I cut back the drinks slowly then I got around that problem. For example, if you were having 10 drinks a day then cut back to 8 for the next couple of days. Then 6. Then 4, etc.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 8 13:52:36 2017 No.9027176 Can't imagine what you alcohol addicts go through trying to quit or whatever, I'm trying to quit weed rn and doing an alright job. Sort of happy I've hardly ever drank in my life

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 8 13:58:51 2017 No.9027196 NOTHING IS FUN WHILE SOBER. Fucking NOTHING. All my go-to time killers are SHIT. Omg, never been sober long enough to experience PAWS but I bet it's something like this.

Anonymous Thu Jun 8 14:08:58 2017 No.9027239

>>9027145
>Maybe if I just had a couple drinks my brain would slow down to a reasonable pace.
I have that too, just a bottle of beer and I'll be alright.. 3 hours later and I'm barely keeping my eyes open, realizing I drank enough to keep two people drunk the whole night

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 8 14:27:39 2017 No.9027300 >>9027196 I know where you're coming from. I seem to enjoy everything more when I'm buzzed. It lets my brain slow the fuck down and actually appreciate shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 8 14:30:04 2017 No.9027307 >trying to drink less >trying to eat less What the fuck is even the point in living right now?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 8 14:47:06 2017 No.9027347 >>9025788 I'm doing the same. It'll be worth it once you start seeing progress. With both it gets super hard for the first week then it gets progressively easier.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 8 14:55:55 2017 No.9027375 File: 137 KB, 1200x994, C1BLLo6XgAAtksS.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Anyone try the new Colt 45 "pile driver"?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 8 15:00:09 2017 No.9027395 >>9027307 Not going to lie, life never stops being about looking for the next gratification once you do change your habits. But at least a certain one won't control you, or perhaps a less devastating one.

Anonymous Thu Jun 8 15:46:20 2017 No.9027522

I was going to ask you anons what liquor I should buy on my own for the first time but this thread looks like alcoholic anonymous so now I'm reconsidering. I spend a lot of weekends alone...figure vodka would be good for a couple shots while gaming.
I've drank with friends lots of times but never paid attention to the bottles. Gin and vodka were the most enjoyable but I dunno the brands. Malibu Cocunut Rum with pineapple juice was great to me but not very strong. Fuck if it's a girly drink, that shit teleported me to a tropical island.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 8 15:53:47 2017 No.9027544 >>9027522 JaegerBombs

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 8 16:07:30 2017 No.9027582 >>9026880 >5-8 750's bull shit you would drink 5+ FIFTHS OF LIQUOR

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 8 16:10:34 2017 No.9027590 I used to read these threads religiously, now I've been occupying that time reading William S Burroughs' Junky seems healthier

Anonymous Thu Jun 8 16:13:28 2017 No.9027598

>>9025788
Just bought 3 cans of 0.5ml 7% proof beer. Haven't drank in a while so it will make me fairly plastered.

I realized I had a problem with alcohol because my father has it, and his father too. I try to limit it but today and for the past few days I had no happiness in my life. I know these will make me feel good for the night.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 8 16:20:14 2017 No.9027610 i think one of my front teeth just came a bit loose im scared to touch it or do anything

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 8 16:20:31 2017 No.9027612 >>9027598 So, about a pipette then? Wish I shared your tolerance. Clearly I do not, because 3 hours short of midnight (on day 2 sober) I've just downed close to 700ml of vodka. I suck at sobriety.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 8 16:22:57 2017 No.9027618 >>9027610 I've already lost 2 teeth because of gums receding past the root, at least another 5 have like a millimetre to go. Teeth are in perfect health ironically, gums on my back teeth are destroyed beyond repair.

Anonymous Thu Jun 8 16:29:59 2017 No.9027641

>>9027598
Just to clarify, your obvious typo said half a mil. Just made me let out a drunken laugh, but now I'm worried you didn't notice and think I'm legit tolerance-shaming you.
Enjoy your buzz. After two days of fucking nightmarish WD I'm def enjoying mine.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 8 16:35:59 2017 No.9027658 >>9025788 Been drinking 4 to 6 9%alc beers daily for the past decade. I sometimes skip a few days but never get withdrawals...how much do you guys drink ?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 8 16:38:15 2017 No.9027665 I actually just got on to ask one of you to bring me your booze

Anonymous Thu Jun 8 16:47:13 2017 No.9027691

>>9027658
I remember drinking 3 tenants super when I was 15 and being so ill I slept behind a road sign, covered in vomit, whole world spinning. iirc they were 9% at 500ml. Now though all I'll drink is vodka, typically about a litre and a half, more if I've been eating for a few consecutive days. I'm in a lot of pain, but stopping is ferociously hard.

Anonymous Thu Jun 8 17:19:53 2017 No.9027840

>>9027691
How can you drink a 1.5L of vodka? How do you function at work the next day, seems crazy to me.

Those 4-6 beers (usually La Fin du Monde or Trois Pistoles) get me drunk enough to sleep well and not be fucked in the morning. I also eat a couple of hours before bed so I don't feel too fucked...

Anonymous Thu Jun 8 17:26:50 2017 No.9027864

>>9027840
My tolerance has been rising gradually for almost 1/4 century, and I don't work, I don't really leave the house at all, I rarely even get out of bed. Bathroom, kitchen, front door to accept deliveries or remove empty bottles, a pc, shitloads of booze and a phone; that's pretty much my life, and it's the way the police will one day find my corpse.
It has its perks though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 8 17:32:38 2017 No.9027884 >Wake up at 9am >Walk into living room >Piss all over the floor >Go back to bed ...why did I do that

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 8 17:33:51 2017 No.9027888 >>9027864 Jesus Christ, I'm by no means a role model but this sounds depressing. What are those perks you speak of?

Anonymous Thu Jun 8 17:41:35 2017 No.9027924
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>>9027888
>perks?
It helps that I do nothing but cosy up under my duvet getting drunk and fucking about online. Sounds great on paper, no? It's not bad even in practice.

I didn't sleep last night due to WD, but I've just hungrily chugged a bottle. Don't know why I ever bother trying to stop. Anyway, I quit the WD as usual so I feel cosy as almighty hell at this moment. This isn't a bad life really.
Got to fall asleep now.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 8 17:43:04 2017 No.9027932 >>9027884 laughed.

Anonymous Thu Jun 8 17:45:29 2017 No.9027943

I drink six beers every day, usually more in the weekends. I don't like going without it but I can easily. It's a good life of middle ground, and I have the comfort of knowing that if my girlfriend dies or leaves me I can slip into full on alcoholism, which is how I lived before I met her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 8 17:45:40 2017 No.9027946 >>9026454 Try to get into hobbies. I picked up my guitar again and started going on long hikes. I used to drink 10 plus drinks every day off of work, then some. I know the feeling of being so bored and depressed, just staring at a wall.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 8 17:47:24 2017 No.9027955 >>9026065 God damn man the smell and anxiety FUCK

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 8 17:51:00 2017 No.9027971 >>9027955 The anxiety is like nothing I've ever known. It's literally insanity once it reaches medical delirium. Normies have no idea.

Anonymous Thu Jun 8 17:51:43 2017 No.9027972

>>9027924
I also do that but I pretend to be a nurse for 40hrs/week. I work nights so most of my time at work is spent reading books / lurking. I mean sure it's great on paper but I just feel desperate and useless if I don't get out of the appartment every now and then.

Plus I need money so I can be a good goy consumer...and to buy alcohol...at 18$ a 6pack it gets expensive quick

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 8 17:58:16 2017 No.9028000 >>9027972 >18$ a 6pack Do you live in saudi arabia? what the fuck

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 8 18:05:48 2017 No.9028021 >>9028000 Quebec. There are cheaper 6packs that go for 7$ but I drink pic related, which usually goes for 14.99$ pre tax and deposit. Right now it costs me 11.99$ for a ''make your own'' 8pack of Unibroue beers

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 8 18:06:55 2017 No.9028025 File: 258 KB, 1404x2048, 1404x2048[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9028021 forgit pic

Anonymous Thu Jun 8 18:07:12 2017 No.9028027

>>9026607
Good luck. I'm in the same boat. Drink about 10 beers, Greyhounds, or whiskeys every weekend night, and every holiday or vacation day I have. I even hide alcohol and empties from the wife. Have been experiencing depression and anxiety. Have even called in to work a couple of times because if a hangover or depression. Gonna go this weekend without drinking.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 8 18:40:31 2017 No.9028137 Is cotton gin better than regular gin?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 8 18:41:30 2017 No.9028142 >>9027972 $18? Someone is taking you guys for a ride. Public pressure in the UK keeps prices low I spose. We get 500ml of 7.2% cider for 89p because we insist on all being alcoholics.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 8 18:47:08 2017 No.9028160 >>9026065 the heart racing is what tends to scare me into having a drink

Anonymous Thu Jun 8 18:54:14 2017 No.9028182

>>9028142
It's only for >>9028025
when it's not on special. There are plenty of cheaper beer that cost about 1$/bottle.

At 18$ (with tax and deposit) it's not cheap but I don't get a hangover or feel like shit the next day. Doesn't even fuck up my bowel movements either. Tastes great, above all

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 8 18:55:17 2017 No.9028187 God bless all you anons that are worse of than me, you're scaring me into tapering while I can.

Anonymous Thu Jun 8 19:03:04 2017 No.9028211
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>>9026065

>stupid levels of insomnia due to sleep paralysis I guess (get a jolt of terror if I begin to nod off) can go almost a week
>this naturally results in constant auditory and visual hallucinations. Usually auditory is like hearing the news or a party in another room, partially articulate but nonsensical sentences. Visual besides basic dots and darts seeing dogs and foxes run across the room in the dark and mistaking pretty much anything for anything. Nothing fun like psychedelics sadly.
>constant shaking, not just the DTs (I've never been so bad I'm convulsing) also I'm always hammering my leg away
>zero appetite, will vomit water an hour later with blood
>anxiety, everything is a threat of some kind
>tiniest things make you uncomfortable
>no desire to do anything but you must to keep your mind off of it
>mind is as restless as my leg, I've actually written some really lucid and good shit in this shape, but its tough since my hands are shaking
>knowledge that a single drink will fix this (by obviously leading to many more) but will increase the severity of the next

Overall 8/10 would experience again.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 8 19:03:48 2017 No.9028217 >>9025788 Withdrawing hard now, and my mother is visiting in 4 days, so going to detox isn't an option. To make things worse, I have trash and shit strewn around the house. I hate my life.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 8 19:07:46 2017 No.9028236 >>9028217 Sort yourself out. Being a high-functioning alcoholic is great

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 8 19:09:13 2017 No.9028242 >>9026019 Been doing this since Sunday. Luckily I've only spent $20 in alcohol together this week

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 8 19:26:05 2017 No.9028287 >>9028160 Yeah, me too. It didn't used to be that bad, but I feel like I'm going to die all night without a drink. I guess I got that kindling shit.

Anonymous Thu Jun 8 19:28:00 2017 No.9028293

>>9026327
>Drink daily
>Decide it's time to stop
>Stop
>After some time, forgot why I stopped
>Have a beer
>No drink the following day
>Yay, I'm not an alkie, I can drink
>Drink daily

>Become addicted

>Drink a 75cl bottle of vodka daily
>Decide it's time to stop
>Drink daily
>Decide it's time to actually stop
>Try again
>Drink daily
>Have to go to the hospital to stop
>Drink the day I walk out
>Drink daily
>Return to the hospital
>Spend some time sober this time
>After some time, some minor annoyance
>Have an entire bottle of vodka
>How did I keep my tolerance?
>Drink a bottle daily

Habits come and go (and come back), addictions stay. (Possibly go away after years, it's considered not worth trying.)
For me, alcoholic is when you can't moderate, the booze's demons are stronger than your will (or you're too much of a faggot to have enough will.)
If you can drink moderately, good for you.

>>9027196
Anhedonia.
It's supposed to go away.

>>9027522
Piña colada. Buy ingredients separately and mix, tada.wav it's manly. Or vodka+orange, vodka+apple juice, whiskey and coke, gin and tonic, etc.

>>9027598
>Tea spoon sized beer cans
That's so cute Anon.

>>9028211
Hallucinations are the D in DT, sleeping wouldn't help.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 8 19:39:53 2017 No.9028326 >>9027924 how do you pay for your lifestyle?

Anonymous Thu Jun 8 19:43:37 2017 No.9028338

So glad I grew outta drinking although i never considered myself an alcoholic. Maybe 3-4 times a week I'd buy a 12 pack of beer and drink at least 10 of them. Some nights around 15. No bad hangovers I just hated the feeling of waking up not sure what I did the previous night terrified to look at my texts..how do you guys live like that? At my worst (18-20) I would buy a bottle of Devil Springs and a couple Steel Reserves and get blacked out..I was a burden to all my friends some who rarley drank.

Drank less and less because I preferred opiates over the years and since I started using Dope I stopped totally. Only thing I miss is that habit was easily affordable and easily obtained. Never dealt with withdrawals but they cant be too worse than heroin WD's and you are never 40 miles away from getting a fix.

Getting fucked up now means I'm never altering how I act too much, never worry about blacking out and making an ass of myself or getting in fights. Put's me in a euphoric confident state of mind that attracts girls..can play video games..isn't a day-ending commitment. IT's still a shitty hard life but I can't imagine going back to being a drunk and these threads remind me that it could have gotten much worse. However you can be a more casual drinker with a social life and not everyone becomes a drunk as opposed to Dope being a All-in type drug.

If you guys are gonna let alcohol destroy your lives to the point of some of you might as well do something more enjoyable

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 8 19:46:17 2017 No.9028348 Is Crystal Skull vodka good?

Anonymous Thu Jun 8 20:16:17 2017 No.9028426

>>9028348
>Crystal Head has won numerous awards, including a Gold Medal for Excellent Taste at the 2013 Moscow ProdExpo International Tasting Contest, and a Double Gold Medal from the San Francisco World Spirits Competition.
Haven't tried it myself, hope this helps.

Anonymous Thu Jun 8 20:29:57 2017 No.9028450

>>9028348
probably, but it's a vastly overpriced novelty that is not nearly as good as it is expensive.
diminishing returns set in quick with vodka, you can find a high-quality one for around 10-15 dollars a fifth, "fancy" stuff like crystal skull, grey goose, ciroq, etc. you're just paying for the marketing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 8 20:33:50 2017 No.9028459 what's it like to be an alcoholic? how does an addiction start with alcohol?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 8 20:36:46 2017 No.9028465 how do I get drunk with no money and no alcoholic substances, including mouthwash and hand sanitizer in the house

Anonymous Thu Jun 8 20:38:09 2017 No.9028473

>>9028459
The party is over but you don't want it to end. You're alone now and you drink but your friends are gone. Facing reality and its life-crushing responsibilities is too harsh for you, so you get a drink thinking it'll make it easier, but it doesn't.

Anonymous Thu Jun 8 20:41:10 2017 No.9028484

>>9028459
Being an alcoholic is basically giving yourself something to look forward to when you have nothing to look forward to.

Addiction started with me when I started doing weird things to get a buzz and not realizing how weird those things were until later.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 8 20:54:00 2017 No.9028523 >>9028338 Being a junky seems like a hassle to me.

Anonymous Thu Jun 8 20:55:57 2017 No.9028529

>>9028484
>Being an alcoholic is basically giving yourself something to look forward to when you have nothing to look forward to.
Yep
That's how it is for me

I started 3 years ago near the end of my university stint
I realized that I didn't know I was doing and I didn't know what I was going to do when I graduated.
So I began drinking. Slowly at first
Once every two weeks or so getting real shitfaced at home

Been increasing that pace since.
Ironically I have a way out soon. I do have nothing to look forward to.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 8 20:56:59 2017 No.9028533 Is there anything more wonderful than the first drink? Jesus, that dopamine rush. Every little thing Is gonna be alright

Anonymous Thu Jun 8 21:01:07 2017 No.9028549

>>9026487
I'm one month sober and am currently jobless and living with my mother, feel the exact same way as you. My mother is currently having problems with my brother, and it's all one big mess. She came to me crying today... I'm usually quite shut off, but I really put in the effort to console her.

Something clicked in my brain during this. I just suddenly said I'm not drinking again. She looked so happy and hugged me... I've had serious problems with alcohol in the past, I've wrote a lot of stories down in these threads, some people don't believe and think I'm joking, but I never joke about how alcohol can fuck up someone's life.

I have an addictive personality. I really want to drink but I've seen myself hit rock bottom, it's not worth kidding myself that I can enjoy alcohol responsibly, no matter how reasonable it sounds in my head.

The point I want to make is it's better to live a sober life whilst having family, friends and respect, than to be having temporary enjoyment and be left alone, useless to everyone... death creeping close.

Keep it up and think of your family. If that doesn't work, learn to respect yourself and realise not taking a drink requires a lot of invisible effort.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 8 21:05:57 2017 No.9028567 >>9028549 You're an inspiration mate You can beat this unemployment thing I got fucked up by that last year too

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 8 21:08:10 2017 No.9028579 Where you guys at for hitting "The Spot" I'm at 4 shots. I don't think I'm that much of an alchy

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 8 21:09:04 2017 No.9028583 >>9028549 I just opened my first beer of the evening and I need those stories, anon. Otherwise, keep it up, man! Life is tragic but it's worth it

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 8 21:16:17 2017 No.9028610 >>9028583 What're you drinking bud?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 8 21:18:46 2017 No.9028616 >>9028549 stick with it mate i'm currently on a taper for the same reasons, don't want to disappoint my family too much. i'm already a half insane NEET, I don't need booze on top of it.

Anonymous Thu Jun 8 21:23:45 2017 No.9028633

>>9028293
>Piña colada. Buy ingredients separately and mix, tada.wav it's manly. Or vodka+orange, vodka+apple juice, whiskey and coke, gin and tonic, etc.
Thanks m80. I just got a bottle of Luksusowa.
I'll try mixing a piña colada when summer kicks in where I live. This gon be gud.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 8 21:26:15 2017 No.9028639 File: 1019 KB, 2592x1936, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9025788 Im on codeine, tramadol, bentyl and colt 45

Anonymous Thu Jun 8 21:27:38 2017 No.9028645
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Welp, just took my first shower in over a week. Closer to 2, probably.

Withdrawal symptoms:
-Skin feels much better
-Took a shit before showering so feel clean inside
-Don't smell like i'm sweating booze out from my pores

IDK why I wait so long in between showers while on a bender. I feel like a new man.

>>9028633
Luks is easily my favorite mid shelf vodka. When its ice cold its almost flavorless

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 8 21:28:47 2017 No.9028655 File: 143 KB, 1200x818, 1200px-Don_de_dieu_003[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9028610 with a slice of orange in it, 9%alc and tastes like a dream

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 8 21:28:50 2017 No.9028656 >>9028645 You're crazy man I love showers when I'm hungover It calms my freaking out skin

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 8 21:29:58 2017 No.9028665 >>9028655 Literally MON NEGRE That's my favourite beer You a MTL fag?

Anonymous Thu Jun 8 21:55:39 2017 No.9028759

>>9028656
I know man. It was probably anxiety and/or laziness that made me put off showering.

A hot shower and some moisturizer and my skin feels almost normal.

For some reason I love jerking off when i'm hungover/withdrawing. Feels a lot better for some reason

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 8 21:56:55 2017 No.9028762 >>9028759 >For some reason I love jerking off when i'm hungover/withdrawing. Feels a lot better for some reason Fucking yes Finally someone who agrees with me I jerk off like a monster when I'm hungover I don't know why

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 8 21:57:47 2017 No.9028766 File: 202 KB, 1920x1080, 12473778_10156435521890451_406998862356030352_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9028665 Chicoutimi

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 8 21:59:41 2017 No.9028771 >>9028348 In my opinion, no. I'd rather just have Absolut.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 8 22:02:46 2017 No.9028780 >>9028766 Absolute fuck all to do in Chi'cou'mi, I've heard Are you from there? That accent is a hell of a thing

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 8 22:03:08 2017 No.9028783 >>9025788 >drinkan beer lmao

Anonymous Thu Jun 8 22:04:30 2017 No.9028789
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>>9028762
My theory is that being hungover is that your brain is burnt out on all its pleasure receptors, so having an orgasm reactivates it

Someone should fund a study on drunken jerking

Anonymous Thu Jun 8 22:06:55 2017 No.9028803

>>9028789
I don't know
Jacking off feels pretty pleasurable even more orgasm

I think it's like having your wires stripped so you got arcing and shit between wires
So life if you're trying to have meaningful thoughts you got major lossage
But if you're just trying to increase the voltage/amps on all the wires, it's even easier

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 8 22:08:59 2017 No.9028809 File: 141 KB, 960x601, 1497431_1000717076681065_6794532996722428658_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9028780 I was born here, yes. My accent is a bit neutral. There's a lot to do here, though..unless you're a urbanite

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 8 22:20:10 2017 No.9028838 >>9028809 Beautiful country, no doubt. My best friend has family there. Whenever he talks on the phone with them, Jesus, that accent. Thick as god damned pudding

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 8 22:22:59 2017 No.9028845 i'm going to be visiting ontario for a little bit, coming from the US anything worth checking out that you can only get there?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 8 22:32:30 2017 No.9028860 >>9028845 As a Canadian from not-Ontario Fuck Ontario Pretty it's Toronto or nothing But "Toronto" is like a 100 km^2; Most of it wasteland Go to Montreal for a truly good time

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 8 22:32:54 2017 No.9028862 File: 90 KB, 960x657, 15078972_1254784487940988_3681550240941114242_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9028838 They might be from the Lac-Saint-Jean, though I agree some people here have quite the accent; nothing I'm ashamed of though

Anonymous Thu Jun 8 22:35:20 2017 No.9028873

>>9028862
He's both actually
One from Sahyan Zheaaah
And the other from the Saguenay

Sounds like a total hick whenever he's on the phone with the family

It's great though
No shame
They're good people. Guy's like my brother
Hang out with his family all the time
He has like 30 god damned cousins.
Still reproducing like rabbits

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 8 22:36:39 2017 No.9028876 >>9028845 >>9028860 Quebec City is better than Montreal. Both are better than any cities in Ontario tho

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 8 22:38:38 2017 No.9028883 >>9028873 Hahaha, I have about 19 cousins, which many have 3-5 kids. I don't know what Sahyan Zheaaah might be though

Anonymous Thu Jun 8 22:38:52 2017 No.9028885

>>9028876
>Quebec City is better than Montreal.
Nope
Lived in both

Montreal is the best city in Canada by far
For what you can do here, it's very cheap
And there's nothing you can't do

Even if you're 100% anglo, it's still the best city in all of Canada

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 8 22:40:39 2017 No.9028888 >>9028883 >Sahyan Zheaaah I mean to say "Saint Jean" I'm trying to imitate the accent, poorly it seems

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 8 22:41:16 2017 No.9028892 >>9028883 ah fuck I can hear it now,''Sahyan Zheaaah'' can absolutely sound like Saint-Jean with a thick accent

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 8 23:12:10 2017 No.9028967 >>9028860 >>9028876 i'm going there after Ontario but thanks for bringing your city beefs into this

Anonymous Thu Jun 8 23:15:55 2017 No.9028980

>>9028967
If you have the chance, go to Newfoundland. St. Johns or Gander.
It's a tiny ass province of a few people by American standards
But they're all great people
You won't have an experience anywhere like there
They're all drunks and leches and useless leeches on society
But they're good damned people

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 8 23:19:22 2017 No.9028992 >>9028338 Yeah. I can understand being addicted to opiates. They're 100 better than alcohol.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 8 23:20:03 2017 No.9028994 >>9028338 How much do you spend a day on dope?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 8 23:23:23 2017 No.9029004 Well it finally happened. Took a bottle of Evan Williams to the dome. Woke up at 6am still drunk, so I slammed a few beers and went into work. I told my boss I was quitting. No idea what I'm going to do for work now, so here I am drinking again

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 8 23:24:47 2017 No.9029011 >>9029004 What are you drinking now?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 8 23:29:49 2017 No.9029023 >>9028789 I find that I like pigging out if not TOO hungover, as well as jerking off. So I think it's just that the hangover diminishes your higher thinking and makes you more of an animal--you just want to eat and fuck.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 9 00:35:40 2017 No.9029220 File: 107 KB, 228x780, 3982_253a4a1c1efda7a500ff1aaf1fb701c7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Anyone try this? I got it to make various Asian sauces and im not going to be able to use it all.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 9 00:51:46 2017 No.9029275 >>9029004 To be honest, mate I want never to be you

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 9 00:52:52 2017 No.9029282 >>9029220 That some Jap shit like sake? Wine level shit? Generally Asian shit is no more than 12ish percent Continent of lightweights

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 9 00:54:23 2017 No.9029286 >>9029220 >Gekkeikan Tastes fine for how cheap it is, kinda cloying and sweet though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 9 00:59:37 2017 No.9029304 I got fired, gonna go on a bender soon kek

Anonymous Fri Jun 9 01:05:21 2017 No.9029328

>>9029304
I feel you man
I got unexpectedly fired a year ago
You know what the worst thing is?
They told me to come in the next day

I had a 30 day contract
All the while they said I was gonna be renewed
Day 29, at 11 PM, they emailed me and said come in tomorrow but never show up again

That hit me fucking hard

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 9 01:52:44 2017 No.9029461 >tfw would probably be an alcoholic right now if i wasn't always in a hurry to go home after work and fap

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 9 01:54:43 2017 No.9029468 >>9029011 Went and bought a pint of Jim Beam. Then dug into the last 3 16 oz Budweiser beers in my fridge

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 9 01:55:11 2017 No.9029469 >>9025788 i've downed 10oz of gin and have yet to feel buzzed. is this what drinking on a full stomach feels like?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 9 01:56:22 2017 No.9029474 >>9029328 Damn. What are you doing now

Anonymous Fri Jun 9 01:57:26 2017 No.9029477

Do any of you have problems with your teeth? I think all the beer I drink (7 or 8 per day for about 5 years) along with coffee and soda has destroyed my teeth. I've had generalized tooth pain and hypersensitivity for a few days now. Probably going to kill myself soon. I did NOT at all see this coming, in terms of things that would finally push me over the edge. Anyways, it was nice knowing you guys.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 9 01:57:29 2017 No.9029479 >>9029469 Im 375ml and 48oz of beer in and feel nothing, but thats after a couple days of heavy boozing

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 9 02:02:25 2017 No.9029501 >>9029474 Drinking

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 9 02:04:14 2017 No.9029507 >>9029501 No in terms of work

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 9 02:08:25 2017 No.9029525 >>9029477 Yeah but I ignore that problem Like everything else in my health Bla bla bla not listening

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 9 02:28:38 2017 No.9029609 >>9027582 I've drank hundreds of fifths, so what

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 9 02:50:15 2017 No.9029662 >>9029477 I get sinus infections that I mistook for tooth pain for the longest time,when I've gone on a real good Bender

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 9 03:04:39 2017 No.9029697 >>9029477 My teeth and tongue feel fuzzy when I go on a bender, even after I brush multiple times

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 9 03:16:45 2017 No.9029729 >>9029697 That's just your head getting numb I know what that nigger is talking about It feels bad You'll know it when you get bad

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 9 04:45:12 2017 No.9029998 What do you mean by "Gnomed out"

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 9 04:47:44 2017 No.9030002 why am i doing this shit to myself the anxiety is so fucking bad i cant go to work, barely go outside my room. I fucking hate doing this shit to myself

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 9 04:50:40 2017 No.9030005 >>9030002 Iktf, I feel scared just answering the phone and I just spent a night staring at the ceiling. Withdrawal insomnia is no joke.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 9 04:59:25 2017 No.9030034 >>9026161 Thissss So much this Guys... just... Damn... its how we evolved ffs,

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 9 05:07:09 2017 No.9030053 >>9030005 Then we are experiencing the same shit. I couldnt even face a cashier now for some beer just to sleep. Atleast i got one more day off due to boss being nice probably everyone knows what a fucking alcoholic piece of shit i am

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 9 05:10:12 2017 No.9030060 >>9026039 That's literally how i stopped smoking weed after about 8 years Drank every single day until i had no desire to smoke anymore, then started just drinking on weekends. It was much easier for me to do it like that

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 9 05:19:14 2017 No.9030079 >bunch of sad mopey alcoholics Cheer up or fuck off to /r9k/.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 9 05:25:32 2017 No.9030087 >>9030053 My elderly neighbour is fucking off to the liqour store, maybe it will help through the shakes a bit.

Anonymous Fri Jun 9 05:37:21 2017 No.9030106
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I drink because I am bored, and because I enjoy my alone late night time, I suppose, and partially because it's in my genes. I enjoy it.

Wasn't som uchof a problem until I started working from home, then kind of lost that job, and was just doing the SAHM thing. Husband enables my drinking because it means he always gets laid, and I don't give too many shits about his smoking or Vidya. I don't drink until the kids are in bed, but... You know, long nights, squinty mornings.

I start a new job tomorrow, I think the more hours I put in working outside the house the better things will be. When I was working from home the money was good, and the position was kushy, but I would work in the AM and then again at night, and drink as a reward when I was done. It was kind of the beginning of the problem whine I started working from home. I need a career with social interaction or I am bored

Anonymous Fri Jun 9 06:31:59 2017 No.9030212

Hello Anons

Last week I was arrested having my car in the middle of the road with no gas and ha pissed myself passed out on someone's front lawn having no clue where I was. I thought the cop was a huge dick for taking me. Slammed my face, beat me up a bit. Worst they did? Take me home and give me a ticket for being drunk in public.

Next day I went to er.they gave me Valium. Next day went to mental health clinic and they gave me something long term to curb cravings. It's now a week later.

Casual drinkers out there, stop now. It only gets worse.

My bones crack, piss blood, paranoid, teeth clench, I'm fat, so thirsty,

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 9 07:23:17 2017 No.9030288 >>9030212 Was craving beer but this post helped Hang in there man, you're going to make it

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 9 07:55:35 2017 No.9030316 >>9030106 are you never scared there's some emergency at night and you're not there for your kids because you're wasted?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 9 07:58:00 2017 No.9030320 >drank 600ml of liquor yesterday >barely slept >that poisonous disgusting sweat gonna try to stick to 400ml today and tire myself out so I can crash long and hard. how fast do you guys taper?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 9 09:05:18 2017 No.9030439 >>9030106 You are disgusting, you're a fucking drunken whore who keeps her shit quiet and "under the wraps" by fucking her husband You have kids you stupid bitch, what the fuck is wrong with you

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 9 09:48:00 2017 No.9030507 >>9030212 >Casual drinkers out there, stop now. It only gets worse. We're not all weak-willed faggots like you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 9 11:26:36 2017 No.9030706 Drank an entire 30 pack of Pabst over a weekend in April. Also, I've realized I'm hiding alcohol from the wife

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 9 11:32:25 2017 No.9030718 >>9026019 I've been there. One three-day weekend I went through an entire Handel of Vodka and several beers

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 9 11:41:32 2017 No.9030740 File: 875 KB, 250x231, 1496693317604.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9027582 I'm not sure you understand what a bender is... Maybe you'll get there someday. Hope you don't.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 9 12:30:27 2017 No.9030849 >Aw boy I sure can't wait to discuss different drinks with my fellow anons >It's an AA meeting in here Nevermind boys. Also I tend bar so I guess I'm a massive enabler too.

Anonymous Fri Jun 9 12:35:27 2017 No.9030864
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>>9030706
I know that feeling my dude. My wife even knows I have a big drinking-problem and is very understanding. Still, I catch myself beeing sneaky with my booze, I just don't want to disapoint her with my pathetic addiction.

Anonymous Fri Jun 9 12:37:11 2017 No.9030873

>>9030849
Yup, bunch of sad faggots that can't enjoy a drink. Just drink like a normal person for fucks sake, you weak cunts. Enjoy some quality drinks, cook some food whilst you drink them even. Fucking retards drinking 1.5L of vodka a day and not eating / working - sounds GREAT!

Sort yourselves out, stop being a retard and exercise some will-power. Grow a back bone

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 9 12:40:21 2017 No.9030881 >>9030873 >this guy again Doesn't it tell you anything that people have simply ignored you for months? Not everyone is the same. Now shoo.

Anonymous Fri Jun 9 12:42:52 2017 No.9030890

>>9030212
You're fucking pathetic.
I've been drinking for over 12 years and never gone and gotten stone drunk like a fucking idiot.

Stop binging. Space out your drinks and eat real food/do exercise to burn the alcohol calories.

Take a break every few months and go sober for a month so you don't build up a tolerance and over-drink.

Don't drink to get drunk, drink because you enjoy it.

Anonymous Fri Jun 9 12:49:41 2017 No.9030917
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>>9030881
You're mistaking me for somebody else, mate. I almost never post on /ck/. I lurk from time to time in search of meal ideas. Stop being a man child and have some responsibilities.

here's a nugget for you
https://youtu.be/YZqnUuyZGhY

>>9030890
you get it

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 9 12:53:03 2017 No.9030925 >>9030917 >>9030890 It takes a special kind of arrogance to think that you're achieving anything with posts like this, other than being a pain in the ass.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 9 12:54:18 2017 No.9030930 >quit my job >drank 50% to 80% of a fifth of scotch a night >do that for 1.5 months while unemployed >get knew job >only drink 2 3 finger glasses a night I come here to remind myself of the edge.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 9 12:54:39 2017 No.9030932 >>9030718 I did that in college. 3 day weekend at a friends cabin, spent the entire time drinking a full handle during the day and all night, when we went into town or hiking I brought a flask Spent all of monday puking bile

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 9 12:55:45 2017 No.9030937 >>9030917 >Posts some fuckin Jordan Peterson vid >Thinks he's in any position to give people life advice Jesus christ

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 9 13:01:18 2017 No.9030948 >>9030937 >doesn't watch the video >thinks his critique is valid Jesus christ

Anonymous Fri Jun 9 13:07:01 2017 No.9030958

>>9030890
I'm not an alci (just find these threads interesting), but do you really think people who are serious alcs don't know this? Every other post expresses clearly that they have problems and shouldn't be drinking this much.

This post is just to make you feel better. It's not actually informing anyone of anything they don't know.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 9 13:11:07 2017 No.9030970 >>9030948 It's okay, I'm sure your facebook friends think you're real deep and philosophical.

Anonymous Fri Jun 9 13:12:20 2017 No.9030973
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>>9030948
>he didn't like it
>this is impossible
Cringe. You've got a lot to learn about the world. Scream and shout all you like, but nope, not everyone is like you. People who think like you are called know-it-alls, and in the real world you're near exclusively wrong, and exclusively, immature.
Leave the thread if you don't like it. You're not helping anyone, you're just coming across as ignorant and abrasive.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 9 13:14:57 2017 No.9030981 Been alcohol free since January, haven't regretted it once. Substituted alcohol for water and drink my 2 litres a day instead. I used to drink strong lager everyday.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 9 13:47:06 2017 No.9031087 You know you're in an addict threat right?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 9 13:59:49 2017 No.9031129 >>9030890 >dude just drink like a normal person just b urself if i can do it anyone can do it lmao Easy mode genetics detected.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 9 14:32:04 2017 No.9031212 I drink one to two beers or a strong mixed drink every night. Am I at risk?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 9 14:55:22 2017 No.9031277 File: 25 KB, 480x360, Crouching Gnome.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9029998 When they poison me I get Gnomed out of my dome. IT is horrible

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 9 14:59:55 2017 No.9031292 >>9025788 Blew 2.64 2 days ago. Got arrested in a supermarket for being drunk and swearing loudly infront of people. Back to drinking today.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 9 15:23:53 2017 No.9031376 >>9030507 I think we all are ITT. >>9030873 >>9030890 You don't understand what alcoholism is, do you? >>9031292 >He remembers

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 9 16:12:22 2017 No.9031494 >>9031292 >2.64 isn't that a world record?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 9 16:17:13 2017 No.9031515 >>9028639 And a fuckin cute kitty too. Fuzzy drinking buddies are the best non-judgemental drinking buddies.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 9 16:20:12 2017 No.9031527 >>9031212 I would say no, but if you are in doubt, try going a day or two without.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 9 16:23:18 2017 No.9031536 fuck guys what do you do at nights to not drink?

Anonymous Fri Jun 9 17:03:54 2017 No.9031677
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fucking day 5 from the last bender that ended in ER, withdrawals fading, feel pretty fucking good today even though I've been shitting liquid if I eat anything. I'll be good to go for the weekend I think. Maybe do some mountain biking.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 9 17:07:56 2017 No.9031690 >>9031494 Thats standard for russians

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 9 17:32:23 2017 No.9031778 >>9031677 Still on any meds m8?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 9 17:33:47 2017 No.9031784 >>9031536 Exercise and listen to podcasts or audiobooks while doing it, drink lots of water, meditate, shitpost, have a cheeky wank.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 9 17:35:59 2017 No.9031793 >>9031778 Nope... doc chick gave me a week script for ativan and I never filled it. I hate taking meds.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 9 17:40:27 2017 No.9031811 Getting financial aid soon from school. I'm scared I might actually drink myself to death, with the money I will be getting.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 9 17:41:16 2017 No.9031815 >>9031793 How long are you going to stay off the booze then?

Anonymous Fri Jun 9 17:47:45 2017 No.9031840
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>>9031815
For me it's a retarded cycle... I'll binge for like 3-4 days and go through like 2-3 handles, then suffer through retarded withdrawals, then go run or mountain bike just as fucking extremely for a few weeks, I do everything over the edge I guess. I don't suggest it, I can tell my liver is in the shits. I'm also the guy that keeps posting about hearing music in the motherboard for two days, etc.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 9 17:51:57 2017 No.9031856 >>9030890 You are more retarded than the drunkies in this thread.

Anonymous Fri Jun 9 17:53:00 2017 No.9031862

>>9031840
Kek, I do a milder version of this. Get drunk for a few days and then get antsy as fuck and spend the night running and walking around and doing pushups just to tire myself out enough to sleep.

One night I walked 20km in my living room just pacing like a deranged zoo animal.

Have you been diagnosed with any mental disorders? The level you're taking it to sounds manic as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 9 17:58:16 2017 No.9031879 >>9031862 ADHD only. lol.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 9 18:12:17 2017 No.9031931 File: 106 KB, 960x1280, morgans.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 9 18:37:18 2017 No.9032012 File: 23 KB, 273x240, 1457030343215.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >mfw I realize were just enabling eachother with these threads

Anonymous Fri Jun 9 18:40:40 2017 No.9032020

>tfw you realize you're just drinking because you're bored and hoping you'll pass out so that time will pass more quickly, everything you've been doing for the past several years have just been varying attempts at achieving momentary oblivion so that the expiration date on your life will arrive more quickly

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 9 18:43:13 2017 No.9032028 I cut from from 12 16 oz cans of Pabst a day to six, I miss my other six cans already but I don't want to be consuming an extra 2000 calories a day.

Anonymous Fri Jun 9 18:51:57 2017 No.9032052

>>9032012
Not really. Discussing the actual issue with real people without anyone being judgemental is better than most other things since it gives a clear view of things with no strings attached. If anyone actually wants to get better then the only thing they really need is to ACTUALLY WANT to. No treatment can help you if you don't start there.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 9 18:56:13 2017 No.9032072 >>9032052 good post

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 9 19:00:12 2017 No.9032090 >>9032052 These threads do provide a reminder that theres always someone deeper into it than us

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 9 19:23:28 2017 No.9032157 Yes Yes, I found 15mg of Hydrocodone in the house, this will be a nice addition for the night. Time to get /comfy/

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 9 19:33:57 2017 No.9032179 literally so bored I'm just... pacing. this is bleak, wow.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 9 20:23:10 2017 No.9032307 >>9026019 i always buy handles, but i have a few old 375ml bottles to portion it out it seriously helps

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 9 20:52:57 2017 No.9032389 File: 225 KB, 759x508, 1494428081514.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] anyone else besides me that can only perform a perfect egg crack whilst drunk

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 9 21:52:05 2017 No.9032532 What's everyones favourite hangover food? I've got a particularly nasty one right now and am about to order a shitload of thai food in an attempt to combat it. I find lots of spice usually helps a bit.

Anonymous Fri Jun 9 22:03:08 2017 No.9032563

>>9032307
I do this too, but with water bottles. If I drink straight from the handle I can't control myself and usually end up downing half of it in a night. With the water bottles it helps a lot, usually try to stick to one full one sometimes winding up with a bit leftover in the morning. I'll only fill it half way at the beginning of the night too and fill it again whenever that runs out, helps a lot with pacing and helps me keep track of how much I drank since one water bottle is around half a liter
I should really get a 375 sometime and try to cut back using that

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 9 22:05:32 2017 No.9032569 >>9032532 coupla eggs, piece of toast, and a few slices of bacon + some gator/powerade pretty much any -ade eat/drink that and go on a short bike ride and i'm usually A+ again, getting the blood flowing helps a ton when hungover

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 9 22:13:42 2017 No.9032587 >>9032307 >>9032563 I did this as well, I got down to a 250ml one and a few beers today. When I poor directly from the big jug I have no shame.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 9 22:18:48 2017 No.9032602 >>9025788 Man drink some water and relax bro.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 9 22:26:01 2017 No.9032613 >>9028579 Different every time seems like

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 9 22:32:59 2017 No.9032628 >>9032532 a spicy salty ramen and a couple of eggs goes straight through you but afterwards you're alright

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 9 22:36:14 2017 No.9032632 >>9028338 tfw motor function ceases before you black out so you just crawl out to the backyard after giving up on standing in the kitchen and vomit till you can stumble to your bedroom.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 9 22:40:10 2017 No.9032642 >>9032179 i know the feeling at this point, whenever the weekend comes, i just drink however much until i fall asleep, then repeat and feel shitty until monday, from where i wait until the next weekend life is just a waiting game at this point

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 9 23:16:51 2017 No.9032752 >opening first can of beer since monday oh my yes this is nice

Anonymous Fri Jun 9 23:28:30 2017 No.9032786

>>9032532
Food can't help me when I'm legitimately hungover, the anxiety overrides everything and I'll simply have to hair of the dog it to get it under control. That's part of why I'm drinking a lot less liquor than I used to and mainly sticking to beer during the weekdays.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 10 00:16:18 2017 No.9032924 >>9030890 >Take a break every few months and go sober for a month so you don't build up a tolerance and over-drink. >Get kindled every few months and end up with brain damage in just a few years great advice.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 10 00:19:26 2017 No.9032934 >>9032924 Yeah actually kind of this, holy shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 10 00:31:02 2017 No.9032953 >>9032532 Tin of sardines, mash it up with salt and hot sauce, throw it in the microwave for half a minute. Follow it with a couple glasses of water and I'm good to go.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 10 00:46:52 2017 No.9032996 >>9032632 Burnt my arm in the oven putting the pizza in send help

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 10 00:47:09 2017 No.9033000 This is a dumb question, but does anyone know of anything I can mix with white wine? I'm trying to only drink one bottle tonight and I know myself better than that. I figure if I mix it I can force myself to take it slow until I just go to bed.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 10 01:37:34 2017 No.9033121 >>9031690 I'm lithuanian. We drink more than russians

Anonymous Sat Jun 10 01:40:36 2017 No.9033131
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>one of those nights where I can't seem to get drunk
>drink at an accelerated rate
>still nothing
>keep drinking
>hits me like a fucking train an hour later and i'm drunk as all shit
just one of those nights
seems like it always happens whenever I eat a big dinner

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 10 01:51:30 2017 No.9033151 who /corona/ here

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 10 01:54:26 2017 No.9033166 >>9033151 are you vin deisel

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 10 01:54:59 2017 No.9033169 >>9033166 no just a spic

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 10 02:18:31 2017 No.9033222 i took half a shot the other night and INSTANTLY felt sick. time before that i felt super sick after maybe 2 drinks. whats wrong with me? I WANT TO DRINK

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 10 02:18:41 2017 No.9033223 so I only have 200ml of whiskey tonight and all the stores are closed should I make due with this or wait until tomorrow and drink it with whatever else i buy

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 10 02:20:49 2017 No.9033227 Guys for approximately how long does your insomnia last, post withdrawal? Day 4 here. 7.20am. Only sleep I've had in total, was like 3 hours on day 2. This is unreal

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 10 02:21:28 2017 No.9033229 >>9033222 underage detected its better you just stop while you're ahead

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 10 02:23:27 2017 No.9033231 >>9033229 im 20 but i drink usually 2-3 times a weeks. this has only happened lately. i have no idea why

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 10 02:27:28 2017 No.9033243 >>9033231 You're probably trying to force yourself to drink and your guts are fucking sick of it Take it as a good thing and ease off m8

Anonymous Sat Jun 10 02:31:56 2017 No.9033255
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So my father checked into rehab today after getting hospitalized for withdrawal two days ago. I had a long talk with him only to realize that he drinks less than I do. Somehow I'm able to cope with just binging on weekends. The cycle of isolation and drinking just go hand in hand apparently. Luckily I still have people in my life. Well cheers lads to another night of this sweet poison.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 10 03:12:40 2017 No.9033306 where to find drinker gf that will stay at home with me and get weird?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 10 03:20:35 2017 No.9033315 >>9033306 those are the kind that will give you syphilis

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 10 03:22:42 2017 No.9033322 >>9033222 is it a upper stomach pain? I used to get gastritis after drinking a shot due to a poor diet and over abundance of spicy food that might be it if it's a dull pain in your upper stomach, I fixed it by staying away from fast food and spicy food

Anonymous Sat Jun 10 03:23:46 2017 No.9033323
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Whats the absolute most rock bottom moment in drinking for you guys or that you've heard of from someone else?

Me
>Out of alcohol
>Withdrawing hard
>Find 97% isopropyl alcohol in bathroom
>Already drank all the mouthwash
>Pour maybe 1 shot at the bottom of a big glass
>Fill the rest with water
>Drink it
>It works

That was the lowest i've ever sunk.

Heres one from another alch board
>Out of booze
>Puke into garbage can
>Strain out the vomit with a strainer
>Try redrinking the alcohol

It didn't work apparently

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 10 03:27:05 2017 No.9033331 >>9033323 homeless people used to come into my neighborhood dollar store and buy rubbing alcohol and just chug it outside the store they would just get sick outside and people would have to call the cops pretty fucked up desu

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 10 03:28:22 2017 No.9033335 >>9033323 >It works isopropyl does not work to get you drunk dude in fact it's extremely terrible for you to drink it : \|

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 10 03:38:31 2017 No.9033357 File: 10 KB, 184x184, c6c80044b8a79a0801d23d85f03a13c4a7efe72f_full.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9033335 Iso alcohol absolutely works to get you drunk. And no shit its terrible. The post was about rock bottom behavior.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 10 03:47:05 2017 No.9033372 >>9033357 American dad was a pretty good show Roger is one funny ass character

Anonymous Sat Jun 10 04:16:24 2017 No.9033421

>>9032012
It helps me keep sober by remembering the horror stories.
I'm a year dry with memory problems, I'd forget.

>>9033000
Try sparkling water maybe.

>>9033131
Food in stomach makes digestion of booze slower, but doesn't make you more tolerant.
Many people get it wrong.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 10 04:19:39 2017 No.9033425 >>9033357 >Iso alcohol absolutely works to get you drunk. are you fucking kidding this gen isn't this extremely dangerous

Anonymous Sat Jun 10 05:02:59 2017 No.9033503

>>9033425
just to clear it up for the morons in this thread
yes it is extremely dangerous
it may produce effects similar to being drunk but you can die if you drink too much of it, which is a fraction of what you would consume if you were drinking regular alcohol
can also cause hallucinations and blackouts and loss of memory
dont fucking drink rubbing alcohol
drink mouthwash if you really need to

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 10 05:04:41 2017 No.9033508 1.75 L of rum, half gone. 8 pak of beer. Playing Until Dawn, fucking everything up

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 10 05:38:38 2017 No.9033567 File: 29 KB, 400x300, thumbnail_32369.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I have one tallboy left. Do I drink it now or save it for tomorrow morning for if I feel hungover? Answer fast

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 10 05:42:12 2017 No.9033572 >>9033567 now

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 10 05:45:55 2017 No.9033579 >>9033567 drink now, cry later

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 10 07:16:00 2017 No.9033725 File: 233 KB, 2000x1000, o-JIM-LAHEY-LIQUOR-STORIES-facebook.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >mfw weekend

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 10 07:52:55 2017 No.9033772 >>9025788 Tonight I will be preparing some Russian Spring Punch, have any of you ever tried it out? is it good?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 10 07:56:25 2017 No.9033778 >a week without alcohol >literally can't remember the last time

Anonymous Sat Jun 10 08:19:03 2017 No.9033811

Nah he's justsome douche. Probably loves golf or something. I'm the dude that got arrested for passing out on someone's lawn. Last night was rough...found out my girlfriend of 8 months was instiutionalized for a month and a half. Like w t f.

God damn I want a drink.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 10 08:23:33 2017 No.9033822 >>9033000 lemonade should be fine if it's the cheap stuff anon. Coke for red wine (this is popular in spain).

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 10 08:28:35 2017 No.9033830 >>9033000 I used to mix it with Sprite and a touch of grenadine to just drink it as fast as I can. You can also use grapefruit soda and it's good to go too, preferably schweppes

Anonymous Sat Jun 10 08:33:17 2017 No.9033836

>>9025788
yesterday I got drunk after work, I was supposed to go out with some friends later in the evening but I was too drunk and fell asleep at home

got up today and felt bad about it so I started drinking, now it's 2:30 pm and I'm drunk again

what do ;_;

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 10 08:35:45 2017 No.9033840 what's a good drink to start my alcoholism with

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 10 08:37:27 2017 No.9033842 how old are you bros? I would have never thought that I'd be a reclusive alcoholic when I'm 26

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 10 08:40:23 2017 No.9033848 >>9033842 21 and enjoying drinking at every single opportunity

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 10 08:41:47 2017 No.9033853 Vodka

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 10 08:44:03 2017 No.9033859 >>9033848 do you enjoy drinking alone?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 10 08:45:57 2017 No.9033866 >>9033859 Yes, I enjoy drinking with or without people, it's just so good

Anonymous Sat Jun 10 08:47:36 2017 No.9033873

28. In. And out of detox. It's 844 am here. I woke up drunk and I still have a fifth left. I gotta chug it to hate my life less. I gotta put on my steel toe boots cause I lost my shoes and hope the store doesn't know I'm drunk and won't serve me

I'm so thirsty for water

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 10 10:09:24 2017 No.9034049 >>9033222 i think ya have condition called Bitchitis

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 10 10:11:11 2017 No.9034056 >>9033725 just one little sippy poo

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 10 10:30:58 2017 No.9034093 this is it man uim gonna fucking die

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 10 10:39:20 2017 No.9034112 >>9034093 NO!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 10 10:40:56 2017 No.9034121 >>9034093 nah, youll end up shaking and on vallium in the er talking to yourself. sorry

Anonymous Sat Jun 10 11:03:11 2017 No.9034174

>>9025788
>whe ndi y ou realize how fucked you wjere

>Decided to quit cold turkey, despite being on a box and a half a wine diet.
>Woke up in an ICU ward,has an apparent seizure taking some clothes downstairs.
>10 stairs and tile at the bottom.
>Head nurse sees I am awake, explains the situation to me and bluntly tells me the right side of my body is fucked, calls in another nurse and then tells me my shoulder is dislocated.
>It took three nurses and a security guard to pop it back in.
>Same with my hip.
>Took another day to be able to talk.
>Another two just to be able to get out of bed.
>Hallucinated, asked the head nurse why noddy was freaking ut about the massive storm outside, I could hear class shattering.
>He gently helped me out of m=bed and to a window to show me the parking lot was dry, and the sounds stopped.
>Got really good at spotting and acknowledging this shit when it happened to me and he seemed pleased at my progress.
>Spend two days out of ICU in some really shit room with some bitch in it who was my caretaker.
>Had the TV on all night, texting on her phone, acted like I was a burden on her.
>Decided fuck it, I don't need this bitch to get out of bed to piss, unlock gate without her noticing, alarm goes off.
>Some code gets called, halfway to the shitter when I wake up in ICU again, my patient record now says I am violent towards female staff.
>Finally get out of this hellhole and into a rehab place.
>I am literally the only alcoholic they have and it confused them.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 10 11:07:00 2017 No.9034184 >>9033836 Go to work. They won't even notice.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 10 11:32:14 2017 No.9034260 >>9034184 it's saturday

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 10 11:33:38 2017 No.9034264 >>9033842 25. >>9033323 Soaked a tampon in whiskey and stuck it inside me.

Anonymous Sat Jun 10 11:39:45 2017 No.9034281

>>9034174
>Rehab dude was chill enough, had to make a mental note to drink lots of water because you getta piss check before anything else.
>Blood pressure was normal.
>Heart rate at 65bpm, was about to fist pump because that was a record low for me but arm was in a sling.
>Wait in the waiting room and feel out of place, dressed in black slacks and a polo around people covered in tats.
>Get called back in, this time to an office, the nurse needs help finding the alcoholism file.
>Takes a half hour answering yes and no questions, she calls in a doctor who gives me a few prescriptions including a nerve pain killer.
>Almost cried because I till this point haven't even had an aspirin because of my liver.
>He explains that one of the meds is to prep me for monthly shots.
>No biggy.
>"No, Anon, this thing is huge and is practically peanut butter, it's gonna hurt like hell... See you in a week!"

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 10 11:41:20 2017 No.9034288 >>9034264 That's kinda gay

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 10 13:34:16 2017 No.9034671 File: 1.10 MB, 320x287, 1490564815716.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9032020 Fuck

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 10 13:41:51 2017 No.9034693 >>9033842 29. Only had three beers today and haven't had any withdrawals. Probably going to switch to tea tomorrow.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 10 13:43:06 2017 No.9034698 >>9033000 Sparkling water and ice cubes. Great thirst quencher and you don't have to add sugary bullshit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 10 13:45:09 2017 No.9034709 >>9033227 Do you exercise? It's the greatest help.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 10 14:06:29 2017 No.9034782 >>9034174 Did you go cold turkey because you were completely naive or just stubborn?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 10 14:20:53 2017 No.9034834 >>9034782 Stubborn.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 10 14:22:30 2017 No.9034839 I'm going to drink just two beers tonight.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 10 14:24:35 2017 No.9034845 hey lads, I woke up hungover today, started drinking at 12 and now am on my 3rd bottle of wine what are you up to on this beautiful saturday?

Anonymous Sat Jun 10 14:26:47 2017 No.9034857

>>9033323
drinking vanilla extract
or the time i became delerious in the hospital and thought it was a cult trying to brainwash me and tried to attack a peace officer with a fire extinguisher. taht might have been my illness though.
or pissing/shitting myself in my sleep

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 10 14:31:01 2017 No.9034873 File: 45 KB, 604x453, 1496723277015.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I just drank 2 shots of spearmint mouthwash to try and ease my headache. >Headache fixed >Nausea Tripled. Darnit

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 10 14:37:10 2017 No.9034893 >this thread I didn't expect this level of crippling alcoholism. Keep going, you make me feel better about my non-alcoholic self.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 10 14:39:06 2017 No.9034898 >>9034839 >inb4 2 40z 7% shits no cheating anon

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 10 14:56:58 2017 No.9034946 >>9034893 These threads are always like this

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 10 15:15:03 2017 No.9035006 >>9034264 Dude I was in a mental hospital from drinking and I never did that. Well done anon. I'm actually lol'ing

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 10 15:20:21 2017 No.9035030 >>9027884 I've done this on 2 occasions >once on a tv >once on the kitchen rug what the fuck man

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 10 15:24:04 2017 No.9035040 File: 23 KB, 500x385, 2998844672.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9034893 Yeah how is any of this new? We're fucked m9

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 10 18:00:16 2017 No.9035479 >tfw €2 500ml 8% beer They even taste good, might try the 11% later.

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