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>on business in Seattle
>need a pick me up and go into some overpriced coffee place
>order an expresso
>tattooed min age slave says "you mean an espresso?"
>say "no an expresso because you need to hurry the fuck up"

>> No.9065224

Enjoy your spit.

>> No.9065237

>cancerous frogposter
>stupid fucking thread
Every time.

>> No.9065248

>>9065217
Just because it happened in your imagination doesn't mean it happened in IRL, anon

>> No.9065249

>>9065217
dumb frogposter

>> No.9065254

The funny thing is that the tatted hipster probably has a Doctorates in Liberal Arts but yet works selling grande lattes still.

>> No.9065287

>>9065254
t. construction worker with arthritis and back problems

>> No.9065293

>>9065217
So are we supposed to be ripping on the frogposter still or the imaginary barista?

>> No.9065328

>order expresso
>Barista hands me drink
>Here's your ESPRESSO
>Y-you too
>Go home and write angry fanfiction on /ck/ about the ordeal

>> No.9065351

My mind just aurocorrects "expresso" to "espresso." I had to read OP's post thrice before I got it.

>> No.9065362

>>9065217
>doesn't realize min wage in WA is 11.00/hr
>servers get tips on top of that
>even shit servers are bringing home $20+/hr doing unskilled labor

Stay jellymad non-WAfags

>> No.9065364

>>9065287
Nope, /STEM/ undergrad master race here. Humanities and blue collar workers are both scum.

>> No.9065376

>>9065364
>blue collar workers are scum
We're also the backbone of your infrastructure you miserable twat. But you'll figure that out when you can't find a job in your field and have to go into labor

>> No.9065382

>>9065364
>undergrad
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Have fun dropping out after Calculus II gets too hard

>> No.9065388

>>9065376
Doubt it. With a MechEng degree I could just join the military if I somehow can't find a job in the private sector. They will suck your cock if you have a STEM degree especially engineering with a 3.5 and above GPA.

>> No.9065396

>>9065224
what coffee shops do you go to where the espresso machine and the person using it are out of the view of the customers?

>> No.9065400

>>9065254
>but yet

How embarrassing for you.

>> No.9065401

>>9065382
I wanna see it try. I am just finishin my summer 1 class in pre-calc and have not got a single grade below a 96%. GPA is 4.0 still. I finished off all my non-STEM classes like economics
1 and 2 and arts shit.

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9065433

>>9065401
>stem undergad
>pre-calc

>> No.9065440

>>9065401
>4.0 in precalc and electives like its impressive
Holy shit bud, why dont they just speed things up and give you a doctorate already

>> No.9065443

>>9065401
>he started college without a pre-calc credit

Bless you.

>> No.9065456

>>9065217
>le ebin Reddit frog

>> No.9065463

>>9065401
Calc 2 is a world away from pre-calc, i hope it slaps that smug mentality right out of your head. A 4.0 in college while taking high school level math and some electives isnt anything to brag about. Thats like bragging that you have a 100 in a class after doing the first two homework assignments.

>> No.9065536

>>9065401
Come talk to me when you've received A's in your 2 semesters of Analysis where you start with the 4 postulates and prove all the theorems in mathematics through calculus and number theory.

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9065553

>>9065401
The training wheels haven't even come off yet kiddo

>> No.9065557

>>9065401
Lol enjoy statics, and fluid dynamics. If you get there. Calc 2 is known as a weeder course for would be STEM majors.

>> No.9065560

>>9065456
KYS

>> No.9065581

>>9065401
>Bragging about pre-calc
What the fuck.

>> No.9065606

>>9065401
This is hilarious

>> No.9065625

>>9065217
absolutely ebic OP, simply epic!

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9065637

>>9065217
>le frog

>> No.9065638

>>9065401
Holy shit. If you're not taking calc III as a freshman you may be retarded

>> No.9065645

>>9065638
I bet he can punctuate properly though.

>> No.9065660

>>9065638
protip: you're going to forget all that useless shit once you get out in the real world

>> No.9065704

>>9065401

dude I took precalc in junior year of HS then took BC calc (calc 1+2 uni equivalent) in senior year and got double 5s on the AP exams. you are WAY behind and if calc3 isn't the stopping point, diffEQ will be.

I'd offer you a glass of milk to go with the slice of humble pie you're about to eat this coming academic year, but you probably can't even tell me whether it's half-empty or half-full, so I'll just wish you the best of luck.

>> No.9065764

>>9065401
>Not entering to college with those bullshit credits already
>Not scoring directly into Calc I

You have a long road ahead buddy boy

>> No.9065771

>>9065660
>Doesn't use difEq while cooking.

How does to be a pleb?

>> No.9065781

>>9065401
this nigga is going to eat crow soon

fucking kek

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>>9065237

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9067415

>ITT: autists chimp out over some guy doing good freshman year

>> No.9067417

>>9065382
What's so hard about calculus? Other than the one exam I was sick for, I got 100% on everything the entire semester when I took multivariate. It's not like this shit is difficult, you just apply the methods to the problems and wa-la.

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9067432

>>9065388
>They will suck your cock
Oh, dear child. Uncle Sam doesn't suck YOUR cock. Quite the contrary.

>Blue-collar workers are scum
>I'll join the military when my college fails me!

We love your brand of stupid. The confident ones always cry first.

>> No.9067584

>>9067432
Friend he's talking about Army Corps of Engineers and such. I go to a semi big engineering school and we are somewhat of a military feeder school for places like Lockheed, Northrup Grumman, LLNL, and more.

>> No.9067669

>>9067398
shooped (I'm an expert.)