/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.9092147]

>"wanna split the bill?"
>my vagina when

[Anonymous No.9092158]

>>9092147
I will bite guy pays for everything lets just be friends fuck you lady you are not going to just use me for free food get to sucking.

[Anonymous No.9092162]

>>9092147
This is true. Don't think girls don't expect you to pay.

[Anonymous No.9092176]

>>9092147
and as a whore your vagina is just as barren and infertile

[Anonymous No.9092181]

>>9092147
i guess feminism was a mistake then

[Anonymous No.9092186]

I don't eat with women I'm interested in fucking.

I eat with women I want to continue fucking.

[Anonymous No.9092191]

>>9092147

>MAHHHH VAGYNAAAAA

Fuck off Amy Schumer

[Anonymous No.9092207]

oh god looking at this, at this small window into dating, I'm suddenly very glad to be a wizard
>it’s about signaling whether you’re interested. A man who refuses to pay, or even offer, as one of her dates did, is making a statement with his wallet. Conversely, for her, if she pays, that’s her way of saying she’s not interested. “Usually if I pay for dinner, especially if it’s the very first dinner out with a potentially romantic partner, it’s because I want to leave as soon as possible,” wrote Andrews. “Not that I can’t leave if someone else pays, but if I’m paying then I’m the one flagging down the waiter and twisting around in my seat for my coat. Bad sign. But when someone else is paying then I’m surrendering my time in a way that says, ‘What’s next.’”

what if the girl wants to pay her way because it's fair? is there then confusion as to what really took place? this shit is messed up

[Anonymous No.9092259]

>>9092207
I went on a date and wanted to go Dutch and my date would not let that happen to the point of yelling at me to let him pay. It was terrifying.

Women want different things so articles like this are shit.

[Anonymous No.9092266]

3D women are parasites.

[Anonymous No.9092269]

>>9092207
Honestly, usually I don't mind.

I don't even offer. If I put my credit card down and they offer their card too, then we'll go dutch. I'm a bit more suspicious if they don't even offer to go dutch, but I'll still do it. I'll likely not go on a date with them again.

[Anonymous No.9092274]

Well, if you're inviting, then you should be paying, desu.

[Anonymous No.9092278]

>>9092147
>eating out and probably eating fast food
>not cooking and showing your true skills

[Anonymous No.9092279]

>>9092207
It's more complex than that. You need to treat the situation like a puzzle. Learn about the girl, study what she does and how she acts, try to make basic assumptions about her character and behavior and then see if those assumptions are true. If your date wants to pay, let her. If she's aggressive and in a hurry, she's not into you. If she's insistant and sort of shy, she's a people pleaser but is sort of awkward about it. If she lets you pay, she's traditional and either into you or into using you. Either way, you're good for now. It's fun, it's basically just one big puzzle game.

Don't be a fucking weirdo though. You learn about people through conversation, not by staring at them or spying on them with binoculars.

[Anonymous No.9092281]

>>9092274
>>9092274
This.

If you invited someone to it, you definitely should offer to pay.

[Anonymous No.9092284]

>>9092158
Imagine being female and being expected to give sex because they paid for your tiny ass meal.

[Anonymous No.9092287]

>>9092207
>Conversely, for her, if she pays, that’s her way of saying she’s not interested
America is a strange and awful place, full of tipping and prostitution.

[Anonymous No.9092290]

>>9092284
I would choose my meals carefully yet still eat a lot of free meals and have a lot of sex.

[Anonymous No.9092292]

>>9092284
Imagine being female and thinking the hole in between your legs is even worth a tiny meal.

[Anonymous No.9092293]

>>9092266
Checked and I agree. Good luck trying to get them to cook anything other than prepacked crap.

[Anonymous No.9092298]

If you're cooking a meal at home is it reasonable to demand your date pay for the ingredients?

[Anonymous No.9092304]

>>9092298
No.

Does your mom force you to backpay for all the meals she cooked for you as a kid?

[Anonymous No.9092308]

I lost it /ck/. I can't believe how pathetically you all replied to such obvious bait.

[Anonymous No.9092309]

All these replies make me so glad I'm gay.

>enjoy meal
>always split bill
>no one expects to get fucked
>usually get laid anyway

[Anonymous No.9092311]

>>9092207
Non-sex doesn't make you a wizard as popularly believed. You can't ejaculate at all. This includes masturbation and even nocturnal emission. You lose your powers the moment that semen leaves your body.

[Anonymous No.9092312]

>>9092298
>not offering free food to anyone who comes over

[Anonymous No.9092322]

>>9092304
Not the ones from before I was 18 but, yes, I do pay a rent to her which includes a food supplement (I can notify her in writing at least 10 days before any specific meal that I will not be present at and the amount will be credited back to me to be used against future rent charges).

[Anonymous No.9092323]

>>9092311
>this kills the prostate

[Anonymous No.9092324]

>>9092311
>You lose your powers the moment that semen leaves your body.

Can you regain them by forcing it back in?

[Anonymous No.9092325]

>>9092312
It surprises me how many shitty hosts there are.

>friend invites you over to hang out
>they don't offer you food or anything to even drink, much less water

what the fuck

[Anonymous No.9092327]

>>9092309
The bottom is always the bitchy woman in the relationship anyway.

[Anonymous No.9092328]

Sometimes I wonder if people know this thread has been posted a thousand times before with the exact same pic and just don't care, or if they actually really are so new they fall for this kind of low effort bait. I make my boyfriend pay every time, I keep that little beta fuckboi on a budget if he wants any of my lady parts

[Anonymous No.9092333]

>>9092325
Can he even afford to feed you?
You can't just assume you're entitled to free food unless he mentioned there would be food

[Anonymous No.9092338]

>>9092333
The food I don't mind so much.

But it bugs me when hosts don't even offer water

[Anonymous No.9092339]

>>9092333
You're a terrible piece of trash. Even a total stranger in my home is at least getting a sandwich spread offered to them.

[Anonymous No.9092349]

>>9092338
Did you ask for water?

Stop being such an asshole.

[Anonymous No.9092354]

>mfw a woman has never even remotely implied that I should pay for her food/drink on a date, and simply just paid for hers like it was normal
>mfw I bedded some of those same women in that same night

is this truly progress? Or am I just Chad?

[Anonymous No.9092356]

>>9092349
>Waiting for your guest to ask for something

That's basic good host shit, it's why you give new guests a tour of your home; so they don't have to ask you where the bathroom is like a 5 year old.

[Anonymous No.9092358]

>>9092356
I hope you're trolling for your sake.
You're such a shitty guest.

[Anonymous No.9092360]

It's only a dick move if the other person ordered something expensive and doesn't intend to ask the waiter to split the bill based on items ordered.

>guy orders shitty wells and overpriced IPAs
>expensive steak
>I order $12 entree with water
>waiter brings single check worth $40
>"Pass over your card/money so I can hand it to the waiter when he comes back, anon. We're splitting this, right? :^)"

[Anonymous No.9092361]

>>9092325

I only invite people over to eat and drink. Always guys tho. Women complain too much. I understand why people say men and women can be friends, but I don't understand why men would want to be friends with women...

[Anonymous No.9092390]

>>9092284
Imagine being male and being expected to pay for fucking everything because of a (non-existent) gender-based pay gap and the woman gets to sit on her arse all fucking day watching her shitty TV shows while you bust your fucking arse just to make her happy.