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food and cook webms

>> No.9110623


>> No.9110624

Are those potato chips?
Wouldnt they get soggy from the sauces?

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I preffer other spic food

>> No.9110661

Ugghhh...Why the hell are the tortillas greasy?

>> No.9110664

>Wouldnt they get soggy from the sauces?
thats the point you faggort, do you eat cerial with milk? same concept applies here

>> No.9110665

>Meat only

>> No.9110667

Fuck off, phoneposting twat

>> No.9110670

shitty tacos

>> No.9110671

>capital letter at the start of sentence
>no period at the end

whose the phoneposter again bitch?

>> No.9110675

fat is flavour

>> No.9110680

So everyone in this thread is a phone pisser?

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>> No.9110827

its like a cartoon

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>> No.9110894

Why is this allowed?

>> No.9110898

would fucc and succ

the girl is OK too

>> No.9110902

its not alive you mong.

>> No.9110905

Allow what

>> No.9110912

fucking mexicans

its not food unless you have half-part seasonings/sauces

>> No.9110995

>shrimp pizza
fucking disgusting

>> No.9111027

what is this?

>> No.9111078

looks like some kind of military ration

>> No.9111132

Will /ck/ ever have a webm thread that isn't 99% reposts/jack?

>> No.9111208

>street food from third world countries where the guys are standing outside all day in the hot sun and they don't wear gloves to make your food
do people really not have a problem with this?

>> No.9111230

That fish is deader than a coffin nail - it has no head

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>> No.9111248

When you live in the third world your stomach is basically immune to the local bacteria. Even their tap water is basically poison to foreigners.

>> No.9111249

why not hold the hot dog the other way?

>> No.9111259


That's anywhere. If you're raised in Oklahoma, then vacation in Dublin, better not drink the tap water. Different mix of microorganisms everywhere you go.

>> No.9111260

because ameridiot

>> No.9111262 [DELETED] 

Third world people get sick all the time, you just don't talk to them because you're an amerifat who never bothers to learn any other langauges, so you assume a lot

Go back to /trv/ and argue about which countries you might have a chance of getting laid in

>> No.9111265


3rd worlders die of curable illnesses like polio and measles on a regular basis. Their bodies have adapted to being surrounded by squalor and consuming feces.

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>third worlders die of stuff a lot
>therefore they're immune to stuff that they die of
Didn't know US congress members posted on 4chan

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>> No.9111290


>muh Trump post

Go back to your containment board.

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/ck/ is my containment board, /trv/ scum

Didn't I ask you to leave already?

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No that was my first comment to you, more than 1 person thinks you're a retard. It's also not my problem that 3rd worlders are disgusting and die of curable illness because modern medicine is "magic" made by demons. Fuck man...they even pray to toilets in some countries...

>> No.9111302 [DELETED] 

In your developmentally disabled mind, how do you reconcile a high death rate with your claim that they're immune to these things?

Please don't bother explaining, everyone who reads your drivel loses several IQ points with each post.

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check out this rare webM my cooking mates

>> No.9111305


Fox News is legit going to lead to the downfall of humanity, which is honestly probably a good thing right now. I'd rather be taken out by a nuke than the Pacific Ocean encroaching on my shit.

>> No.9111306


>> No.9111310


Daddy jack gets posted every single fucking time on these threads but it's never enough. The man is gold.

>> No.9111313

It's dead, the head was cut off so it's not that bad. Not like those cuttlefish videos that were posted here not too long ago ;_;

>> No.9111314


>explain something please
>wait no I changed my mind

How arrogant. Only women think this way. ANYWAY, who cares about the quality of life in call center countries? LOL. Without western countries saving the rest of the world, they'd all have died years ago. Case in point:


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>say something stupid
>get BTFO
>lol who cares about facts anyway? white people don't need facts

>> No.9111333


How far off topic are we going to get Pajeet? Saying "hurrdurr i win" isn't satisfying...or is it? 3rd world people will always be destitute and will only survive off the altruism of western nations.

>> No.9111337 [DELETED] 

You're the only one changing the topic, Cleetus:
>third worlders don't get sick
>actually they get sick often
>nu uh! they get sick and die!
>jesus you're dumb
>waah waah he made me feel dumb he's from pole
>nigger nigger shitskin cuck cuck cuck reee also totally not samefag lol
>he made me feel dumb just like my mommy used to, roasties feminazis REEEE cuck cuck cuck
>god you're stupid
>pajeet pajeet poo in loo totally not deflecting

Now that we've got that out of the way, any other concerns?

>> No.9111345


I never said they don't get sick, that was someone else. I said they die of curable illness because they're retarded and think doctors are demons though, which is true considering A LOT of Africans think raping infants will cure their HIV infection. More than one person thinks you're an idiot ITT.

>> No.9111346

Because then it fall on the floor you dolt.

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LOL. Why do Indians pray to toilets?

>> No.9111356 [DELETED] 

I'll never understand why people damage control this hard on an anonymous sumerian ironworking board

Just accept that you fucked up, and move on

>> No.9111358

listen to me you stupid sack of shit, naming something 'screenshot' isn't going to get you out of this

fuck off and try to be a better person, for your own sake. Really

>> No.9111362


Again, has nothing to do with what we're talking about. More than one person thinks you're an idiot.

>> No.9111365

>a cup of clamato

man i always just..i could eat it until that point

just why.

>> No.9111367

Prison food

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>the conversation is about what I confused it to be about rather than what it is about
This is some next-level delusion

>> No.9111377


It's about 3rd worlders being surrounded by squalor yet thriving, despite high death rates from curable illnesses such as hepatitis and measles. Eating shit won't kill you.

>> No.9111379

>raclette sausage on some kind of hard roll, not a hot dog bun

not likely

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>eating shit doesn't kill you, except often, and in great numbers

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>people contract measles from feces

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>people don't contract hepatitis from feces

>> No.9111397


Mostly blood and semen desu senpai.

>> No.9111404

I've seen this 1000 fucking times and I still don't understand how you eat this shit.

>> No.9111409 [DELETED] 
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There are several different forms of hep, one of which uses fecal matter as a vector. Many other diseases spread through fecal matter, and other things you find in literal shitty places with bad sanitation, bad medical care, and contaminated tap water. This isn't a "tap water in Japan has different magical properties than the tap water in Wichita". This is actual infectious disease.

At what point are you going to just admit that your "third worlders have magic blood and all you have to do is roll around in raw sewage like them and you'll become invincible" delusions are just that?

>> No.9111415

hep is like chickenpox to south americans though, they get it then it fucks off

>> No.9111425


I never said they don't get sick from feces, more than one person thinks you're an idiot. I said they die of curable illnesses and only UNICEF and the WHO give a shit to cure them, using my tax dollars to boot. Awful. Shouldn't meddle with nature like that. Feeding Africans won't cure their "stupid" which keeps them from evolving along with the rest of humanity.

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you just got jack'd

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>more than one person thinks science is a hoax
Sad but true

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>Shouldn't meddle with nature like that.

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based ja/ck/ bringing back the webms instead of spergs slap fighting each other

>> No.9111448

That bothered me too.

>> No.9111462

having a webm thread 24/7 is pretty reddit so you deserve it

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/ck/ is the napster of cooking with jack

>> No.9111487

the mental complex you've built up is astounding

>> No.9111526

>watching contraband webms instead of watching it on his YouTube channel and contributing to his ad revenue

That's his livelihood you're stealing from, you monster. Do you want the man to starve to death?

>> No.9111534

>Do you want the man to starve to death?

a) Yes
b) He has enough fat saved up to survive a year or two

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>> No.9111613

So this how /ck/ Hell looks like.

>> No.9111886

Except it isn't that extreme everywhere. A burger going to western yurop or vice versa will mot suffer the same effects as a burger going to say, Africa. The first world holds their drinking water to similarly high standards.

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electricity is bready easy to esplain but magnets is magik

>> No.9111999

He's cute

>> No.9112005

I know I'm a fern plaster

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>> No.9112134

what's the thing he's flicking away from the can?

>> No.9112157

wtf i love america now

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>> No.9112546

the pork fat included for flavoring

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people who watch jack webms will go on to watch youtube jack if they like what they see

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>> No.9113229

wouldn't cutting through paper all day ruin his knife?

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>> No.9113515

I would pay a ton of money to see what her poop looks like after doing that.

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>> No.9113848
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She did one normal people can do.

>> No.9113971

>She probably threw all that up after eating it
>Just like the rest of the people who do these eating videos
Eating disorders are bad, people

>> No.9114022

I am so tired of going over this, lurk more you faggot
she does not have an eating disorder she has a digestive issue where basically everything she eats is shat out exactly how she ate it, and apparently it isn't detrimental to her body as said by doctors so shes fine
probably has to take a shit ton of vitamins but thats beyond the point

>> No.9114330

Yes he is upside down Satan

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>> No.9114401

Raclette, so good!

>> No.9114408

Shitting out hard taco shells must hurt

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>gringos will never known how good this tastes
b-but the soggy chips though

get the fuck out of here

>> No.9114487

As a Yorkshireman this makes me REALLY FUCKING MAD.
I thought they were like odd, miniature/flat buns or something until I saw the end. How teh hell did he ruin making something so simple. I'm going to try and find the source so I can hear what's going on.

>> No.9114496

did she flip off the cameraman?

>> No.9114501

>Scene constantly cutting away
She's literally spitting it out after every bite

>> No.9114504

Holy shit that's hot!

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Although I do like what I see and dont have any real problem with it the issue of greasy tortillas is kinda not my first choice all the same would devour like its supposed to be done
FUCK YOU PUTOS turning up your nose at a fine taco
My first choice would be this webm posted now over the two
Mixiote or Barbacoa y su pulque de preferencia

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>Coworkers tell me I should get married
>They're all married to women who look like your pic
>These women are so humiliated and disappointed that they have to settle for a normal-looking man that they sabotage their own bodies and sacrifice their health and dignity in a passive-aggressive attempt to display contempt and spite against their husbands by gorging themselves to a rotund, doughy finish
>Go to the store and see humble, gangly middle-aged men meekly offer suggestions on what they should buy with his money and the scowling obese motor-scooter jockey wife snaps back with a "NO!" and commands him to put it back as that purchase would bring a bit of joy to his life
>Not sure if there's an purpose to this sick game or if women just reach a point in their lives when abstract emotional torture becomes preferable to making love

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>everything she eats is shat out exactly how she ate it

>> No.9114575

Looks like a Canadian MRE to me, desu

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now i REALLY want to die

>> No.9114606

What you just described is the result of settling for what you can get so you can hurry up and be "normal" like everyone else. Real love is amazing, unfortunately it's also one of the most uncommon things you can think of.

>> No.9114627

my god what is this, where is this? this is like my 3am fat cravings in physical form

>> No.9114652

WHy do all girls try to look cute when eating something> Fuck sakes bitch, I don't care how you look just stop trying to be "kawaii" FFS.

>> No.9114674

Let's get this guy banned for breaking the rules...

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>> No.9114693

>corn chips
>cheese? sauce
>sour creme
>more cheese
>chili flakes
>chili flakes
>chili flakes
>lime juice
>lime juice
this is why mexicans are all fat

>> No.9114703

what is that knife

>> No.9114708

but he didn't? it's food related

>> No.9114733

>no gloves, shell completel covered in grease, what

that better be free. cause it's instantly going in the bin

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this is for (you)

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Fuck you
You filthy cavedweller

>> No.9115318

No mames

>> No.9115425

You are the dumbest nigger alive if you actually believe this.

>> No.9115430

Did you see the gif that was posted how she shat out exactly how she ate it?

>> No.9115445

Not quite, it's only when she eats insane amounts like that, if she eats normally she'll digest it like a normal person

>> No.9115446

Do you really believe she ate that? How retarded can you be?

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>> No.9115531

>tfw there are people that believes this to be a legit product you could buy

>> No.9115555
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autism: the post.

>> No.9115689

I could masturbate to this

>> No.9115707
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a lirpa from Star Trek

>> No.9115710



lets post upon completion

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>> No.9115729

if they removed the blade the pasta spirals could be infinite long

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>> No.9115991

lurk more faggot

>> No.9116099
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well good, thats all the American people want, carry on

>> No.9116103

>/r9k/ : the post

>> No.9116121

>Feeding Africans won't cure their "stupid" which keeps them from evolving along with the rest of humanity.
yep I bet keeping them in poverty with the debt of developing countries and/or straight up war has nothing to do with it

>> No.9116152

/r/ing that gif

>> No.9116161 [DELETED] 

I don't think your average amerifat can grasp stuff like early childhood malnutrition and its impact on adult productivity

Even something as simple as the abandonment of lead paints and the banning of leaded gasoline has had a huge impact on crime and economic productivity in the west, but that's a bit too complicated for these people to wrap their minds around

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>> No.9116186

wow, great job

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>> No.9116252

>people putting the ingredients in the middle when applying instead of atleast trying to spread it

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>> No.9116306

Lmfao I love you /ck/

>> No.9116316

Have you never skinned an animal and/or flayed a fish after killing it? Fucking urban hipsters, everyone.

>> No.9116413
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Fuck white people and your shitty bland food

>muh beef
>muh hamburguers
>muh wine
>muh cereal
>muh bland pasta
>muh white bread

Real food is Mexican and Indian

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Food poisoning is the least of the third world problems... to get food poisoning first you need to be able to procure food in the first place

>> No.9116434

>Fuck white people

At least I'm not a beannigger.

>> No.9116435

Real food is Canadian and Chinese

>> No.9116436

>how to get salmonella in your ear

>> No.9116474


Are you seriously complaining about a cute girl being cute

>> No.9116494

Shit I didn't know the timecube guy died.

>> No.9116497

you dumb spic there is way too much shit on that taco

that amount of stuff is enough for 2, maybe 3 tacos

learn how to eat your own culture's food you ignorant fuckass

>> No.9116499

t. Short, smelly brown rapebaby

>> No.9116526

To be fair to Jack, his second attempt at Yorkshire Puddings looked fucking amazing

>> No.9116567

They just pulled blade from some axe.

>> No.9116578


which one is this?

>> No.9116613

looks lika canadian mre because of pate chinois

>> No.9116651

ah, maybe
the mars bar threw me off

>> No.9116798

I'd unironically try this.

>> No.9116904

Can't you see the fucking maple leaf everywhere?

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>> No.9116955


Same. But drop the giant pancake.

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>> No.9117691

is the fish going to be ok?

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>> No.9117765

Is that a blue marlin?

>> No.9117779

I want that cheese all over my face

>> No.9117807
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>> No.9117817

what the fuck is that asshole doing now?

>> No.9117819

would you like some spaghetti with your onions

>> No.9117824
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>> No.9117868
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>> No.9117869
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>> No.9117874

how does he even mess up with a kitchenaid

>> No.9117882

fuck I lost hard

>> No.9117883
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Is that fucking dollar store steak?

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>> No.9118632

not steve in this one. Wrong tray, steve doesn't have skinnyfat arms.

>> No.9118647

I swear to shit, if people like you cared half as much about people suffering than you do this damn fish we might make some progress.

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>> No.9118962

You can care about non-human suffering and human suffering at the same time.

>> No.9119033

Fucking stupid, i understand high quality ingredients and making good food but presentation like this is the most pretentious unnecessary thing you could possibly due with food.

>> No.9119056

Everything he does just pisses me off.

>> No.9119068

curing pinkeye with cayenne pepper and water

>> No.9119222

how do u fuck up on so many levels

>> No.9119233

>the post
>quotes two posts
hmmmmm really fires the neurons

>> No.9119248
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Hello Bocephus

>> No.9119264

Pro tip.
Always open bean cans from the bottom.
No fuss.
No muss.

>> No.9119273
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Sani serve knife.
BASIC bitch knife.
That knife is cheap and serves one function.
At most 15 funbucks.

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>> No.9119280

>not knowing peppers were introduced to India by white people
Third world education at work.

>> No.9119327

This will always be my favorite Jack clip, He does absolutely everything wrong

>overfilled cup
>non-newtonian batter
>oil, nice and cold
>batter tears off in the oil

>> No.9119339


Why bother putting in amounts when every measurement is "all of it"

>> No.9119348

The second one you quoted couldn't be any further from /r9k/, you moron.

>> No.9119461

Um what

>> No.9119472

>over pretentious grilled cheese

>> No.9119504

do you still think like this? So when exactly is the charity and red cross help going to be enough? When the population of Africa is over 15 billion? Thats where they are headed, and ALL of them are going to be sticking their hands out expecting more help from the west (if it even exists by that point), the only thing we should be doing is leaving African countries alone and let their populations stablize, which would be in the 10s of millions, not billions of people.

>> No.9119513

It was a nice movie

>> No.9119518

>liberal hipster faggot land has Americas high culture

>> No.9119618

I just noticed the video quality.

>> No.9119700

My personal favourite method is to drill a hole in it to get the juice out, then just stick it in a vice in the shed and tighten it until it just cracks open. I have a metal pipe to put over the vice handle if I need more torque.

>> No.9119716

tmw you realize there's a molecule in your body that's upset that it's not.

>> No.9119730

this shit enrages me

>> No.9119743

I don't care how fucking fancy you make it look, that's not food at that stage. That is something you clearly think is art which is why someone should remind you that it will be actual shit tomorrow.

>> No.9119914

asians love to prepare dinner while its still alive. for flavor.i did not know pain and suffering had a flavor. maybe Pennywise was right

>> No.9120023

It looked stupid as hell to watch them try to open it and then I realized I had no idea how to open one. Google says use a hammer and a ziploc.

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>> No.9120124

How does it all fit in her

>> No.9120137

>the busiest airport in the country

>> No.9120231
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go go gadget stomach

>> No.9120243

> being proud that people get off their plane and get onto another plane in your state

>> No.9120244

Can you guys post some gifs?
These shitty webbums don't work in Safari.

>> No.9120354

jesus christ, favreau, it's just grilled cheese

>> No.9120383


Good luck with the constipation

>> No.9120399


Im mexican, grew up in mexico. Not once have I ever seen anything like this ever.

>> No.9120401

>paper thin steak
>cooked until it is dry as jerky

Yep, pretty much like every Mexican carne asada I've ever had.

Texan food is great. Mexican is usually terrible.

>> No.9120408

>being a mobilefag
You deserve it

>> No.9120412


Does he undercook everything?

>> No.9120435
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>Texas is flyover country
>Pennsylvania isn't

>> No.9120438

I think you just proved his point.

>> No.9120515

Undercooks his chicken, overcooks his pasta.

>> No.9120523

He's not into well done food, ruins the natural flavor

>> No.9120578

>I don't know what flyover means
Atlanta is by definition the most fly-to city in the US. Get over it.

>> No.9120717

That'll be $20 per plate plus tip

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>> No.9120963
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looks like ol' Ja/ck/ just made something else extra j u i c y

>> No.9121165

seriously though, fuck this

>> No.9121179

did he just head about someone making a sauce in a slow cooker and think: I could do that on the stove!

>> No.9121195

a lot of jack's better recipes are straight lifts from other food channels and blogs, this is one

>> No.9121232

The worst thing is that this nigger managed to reproduce.

>> No.9121414
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Twice with different women, the man is a beast

>> No.9121428

they said it was the best jizz they'll ever taste

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>> No.9121488

jesus fucking christ why

>> No.9121496

Is that the other woman he impregnated?

>> No.9121503
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No I don't have a pic of her, it was some other white woman.

>> No.9121572

I get so mad at how he moves like he's doing something impressive

>> No.9121595

its called confidence you dummy

>> No.9121628

this kills the fish

>> No.9121644

thats a japanese feeding fetish robot

>> No.9121709

papa jack getting cheeky with some chicky

>> No.9121767
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That head sway pisses me the fuck off, oh my god, I want to punch her so much I hate her for existing. I've never ree'd before but this is fucking ree worthy because autism is the only excuse I have for being this fucking angry. Jesus christ I hate this webm and I hate her and I hate everyone who posts it.

>> No.9121778

Fat filthy beast

>> No.9121779

those chili flakes and lime juice are the real artery clogger for sure, talk about packing on the callories

>> No.9121783

I get it
you're really used to getting grifted by hipster food trucks
but seeing you argue like that's the way it's meant to be is just sad, man

it's like an ethiopian looking at your breakfast and going "LMAO WHERE ARE THE FLIES?"

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>some of that meat has paws
>and it ain't rabbit

>> No.9121862

How in the fuck does he not even understand such a basic concept as flipping away from yourself?

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Guess again faggot.

>> No.9121914

What was it?

>> No.9121949

That looks both delicious and painful to eat, but in a good way

>> No.9121952

Did your pua instructor tell you that

This shit is disgusting, Mexico is a hellhole

>> No.9121953

the jack webm that mods keep censoring

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those looks fucked senpai

>> No.9122108

is lime juice that bad

>> No.9122123

my uncle drank nothing but lime juice for a week and then he lost his left foot to diabetes

>> No.9122128

was he fat already?

Was he trapped on a dessert island?

Wouldnt that fuck up your teeth

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yes no and maybe I dunno about his dental health I do know he's got a stump and a mobility scooter now

>> No.9122142

how do you even get a tortilla that greased
do they dip them in fat or something

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thanks for sharing senpai.

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indios manos son sucios

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>> No.9122207

is this porn?

>> No.9122229

Is this supposed to be arousing or satirical? Genuine question.

>> No.9122235

It gave my peenor a twitch

>> No.9122271

We had long peppers long before the introduction of chillies, they were called pippali.

>> No.9122273

One and the same.

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>> No.9122333


yeah, but when it comes to it, you`re fucking laughing at all those rekt threads.

You just enjoy being offended. It gives you purpose.

>> No.9122338

Not really. Sounds like you're assuming a bunch of things about me to give yourself purpose desu.

>> No.9122353

damn just like that pic where he is eating pizza at disneyland he sticks out his tongue to get his food

>> No.9122365

I want that krooked pillow

>> No.9122391

Don't eat animals. take a stand for compassion.

>> No.9122398

fuck is jack ever dumb

>> No.9122446

he goes from ripping to trying to push in just the two outer most prongs OVER AND OVER AGAIN like "OH COME NO WORK NO MORE MONKEY MAN OOH AAH" what the actual FUCK is wrong with him

>> No.9122450

>Creme doesn't "accidentally" fall on tits
killed my boner, fuck this cunt.

>> No.9122508

Who's this guy?

>> No.9122553
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King Ja/ck/

>> No.9122613

your worst fucking nightmare, boy

>> No.9122730

chinks act like all this super plain and/or disgusting garbage is such a delicious delicacy and I take offense to whatever that pizza is supposed to be FUCK OFF CHINKS WOW

>> No.9122770


nature should have killed him years ago, but no, we have shit like seatbelts, helmets, and the hippocratic oath that protects these retards from dying a well deserved death.

>> No.9122775

When one guy comes back to a thread on a slow board to complain multiple times.

>> No.9122825

the zoom at the end gets me every time

>> No.9122839
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underrated post

>> No.9122856

Reminder that King Ja/ck/ uses an electric pepper grinder.

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Your weak taco argument is entirely invalid pic related

>> No.9122865

they eat it even here in italy it's good as fucc boiiiiiiiii

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>> No.9123012

Most perfect post to describe Jack's daily life

>> No.9123015

>making money doing what he loves and raising a strong, dignified, self reliant family

and you, my man?

>> No.9123039

When you try to move your leg when it falls asleep

>> No.9123053

if you eat anywhere that sells this stupid garbage you are an absolute cunt and everyone hates you.

>> No.9123058

Usually, there's a small bar that you can add stuff on the tacos

>> No.9123063


stay poor faggot

>> No.9123069

Jack himself has had a stroke, clearly has blood pressure issues, has diabetes type 2, constant kidney stones which he blames on the water.


>self reliant
His wife is an accountant. I doubt Jack is bringing much to the table, if you'll pardon the expression.

>> No.9123080

what a god damn numale for fuck sake fuck off

>> No.9123094

This is not real this is not real. Holy Jesus

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FUCK this one in particular.
That was a beautiful piece of fish.
This is what really gets me about that retard. The cuts of meat etc. are at least some of the time top notch shit and he just fucking SHITS on them.
He should be shot. I'm not kidding.

>> No.9123664

just get yourself out of the gene pool you fucking bullshit goblin

>> No.9123682

>wanting to be on the wrong side of history

so this is the power of cucks?

>> No.9123686
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>calls me a cuck

the fuck is wrong with rape children.

>> No.9123710

you don't think you're a cuck?
we will have to agree to disagree then

>> No.9124103


The fish doesn't even have a head you dumb niggers

>> No.9124368

Is Jack parody or an actual retard?

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>> No.9124797

You know that wasn't the end of it, right? After that he proceeds to cook the fish again in the oven.


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