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Has anyone masturbated with food before?

When I was young I tried fucking a jam doughnut. Didn't do anything for me. Still ate it of course. Think that's about it for me. I wouldn't mind fucking a chicken though. Bet that's fucking hot

>> No.9149649

>For me it's the fuck chicken

>> No.9149653

when i first started jacking off in 9th grade i used to come home and eat a banana after school every day. id save the peel to microwave for 10 seconds then use it to jack off with

10/10 experience if you havent tried it before. hotter, slimier, tighter than pussy.

>> No.9149657

Can you new visitors stop injecting "food" into the post when the topic has nothing to do with food and cooking, but some attention grabbing scheme by a kid with the attention span of a gnat.

>> No.9149658

nothing other than olive oil. 2/10, don't recommend. strange feel and smelly.

>> No.9149664

>>9149644
I used to microwave deli meats until like warm and jam them into an empty Pringles can and proceeded to fuck it.

Waste of good meat though, sometimes id put the meat in a bag inside the can so I could still eat the meat after.

>> No.9149671

>>9149657
Daaaaw, is da babby from redit upset dat every post isn't sooopa doopa sewious? Better downvote my post ey little baby oops! No downvoting here daaaaaaw just going to have to ignore da big naughty waughty thread aren't we little babby?

>> No.9149674

I used the backside of some fried chicken skins, nice and hot straight from the bucket.

>> No.9149680

>>9149653
i've done this before. it was alright, not worth having the banana resin on your dick afterwards

>> No.9149684
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9149684

https://youtu.be/Dh1bXKvy040

>> No.9149685

>>9149671
was this shitpost worth it?

>> No.9149689

>>9149644
keep fuckin that chicken

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7XbukdoGmM

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>>9149644
there was some anon a year or so ago that would fuck different foods every couple days and post a review, not sure what happened to him

>> No.9149698

I have a pretty bad case of hook dick from fapping too much, I wanted to see if I could still fuck properly so I used a knife to cut a hole into a watermelon lubed it up and fucked it.
Afterwards I put it at the bottom of my wardrobe, I was going to sneak it out to the bin after my mum went to bed.
Mum decided she was going to put some laundry away in my room.
I'm pretty sure she saw it, she never said anything about it, the watermelon was sitting differently than how I left it.

>> No.9149711

>>9149698
>hook dick
if your implying you have a curved dick thats genetic not from fapping too much retard

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>>9149664
>I used to microwave deli meats until like warm and jam them into an empty Pringles can and proceeded to fuck it.
>Waste of good meat though, sometimes id put the meat in a bag inside the can so I could still eat the meat after.

>> No.9149725

>>9149711
I'm pretty sure if I spend the next ten years fapping left handed I could get it to hook back the other way.