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webm thread Anonymous Wed Jul 19 17:43:42 2017 No.9190428 [Reply] [Original]

food and cook webms

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 17:44:28 2017 No.9190431 File: 2.80 MB, 1280x536, favruea.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 17:45:18 2017 No.9190433 File: 2.53 MB, 320x240, pizza.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 17:46:12 2017 No.9190434 File: 1.19 MB, 720x404, 1492825982256.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 17:46:26 2017 No.9190437 File: 2.89 MB, 480x360, pizza2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 17:47:48 2017 No.9190440 File: 2.46 MB, 960x720, 1490687096712.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Koreans....

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 17:49:47 2017 No.9190446 File: 1.26 MB, 720x404, 1465638902954.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Wed Jul 19 17:50:49 2017 No.9190451

>>9190431
the idea that this dude made a movie, cast himself as the lead, cast a girl half his age and directed her to fawn over him as he makes the food he probably makes for himself on friday nights just seems too indulgent to me to actually be able to enjoy watching.

I genuinely like favreau's work most of the time but every aspect of this just seemed masturbatory

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 17:51:44 2017 No.9190454 File: 2.78 MB, 480x480, レシピ】ビールゼリーとスイーツたこ焼きのつくりかた - YouTube.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 17:53:33 2017 No.9190463 File: 192 KB, 640x480, 1468187313329.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 17:53:54 2017 No.9190464 >>9190433 If I see one of these vending machines I'm trying it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 17:57:15 2017 No.9190475 File: 1.74 MB, 542x496, big mac.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 17:57:30 2017 No.9190478 File: 448 KB, 360x360, 1489451906175.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 17:59:51 2017 No.9190486 File: 2.84 MB, 640x360, 1491589321791.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 18:01:09 2017 No.9190490 File: 1.87 MB, 400x400, 1490679350378.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 18:03:05 2017 No.9190497 >>9190431 jesus christ favreau

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 18:04:30 2017 No.9190500 File: 2.84 MB, 480x270, 1490128148926.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 18:06:45 2017 No.9190506 Today on How It's Made...

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 18:06:59 2017 No.9190507 File: 2.46 MB, 800x450, 1491464893228.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 18:07:24 2017 No.9190508 File: 2.93 MB, 640x360, A frog is fileted alive for a food dish.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Read the filename before clicking.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 18:08:35 2017 No.9190510 >>9190507 I've been making pasta wrong my whole life.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 18:10:10 2017 No.9190514 >>9190508 Wow, what a piece of shit. How dare that fucking frog move around like that and ruin that nice plating.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 18:11:37 2017 No.9190520 >>9190454 fuckin japs always making shit look like other shit

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 18:13:56 2017 No.9190527 File: 2.61 MB, 640x360, 1490122106294.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 18:18:00 2017 No.9190542 File: 654 KB, 640x360, 1468203840813.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 18:19:11 2017 No.9190546 File: 2.98 MB, 640x360, 1496950815777.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 18:20:04 2017 No.9190549 >>9190527 The whole time I'm just waiting for that duck to make a move. I feel disappointed.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 18:21:17 2017 No.9190554 >>9190475 I'm a fucking pig, and that looks absolutely revolting.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 18:21:49 2017 No.9190557 >>9190500 >huhuh thatll be $1.2 millon XDDDDDDDDD INCLUDE ME IN THE REDDIT SCREENCAP !!!!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 18:23:43 2017 No.9190565 >>9190500 does this come from a series? I'd love to watch more like this

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 18:26:42 2017 No.9190576 >>9190565 yes, actually, it's pretty comfy https://youtu.be/BxRzzm-mjCE

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 18:29:54 2017 No.9190591 >>9190437 that looks awful

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 18:35:39 2017 No.9190605 >>9190475 I lold.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 18:36:58 2017 No.9190610 File: 526 KB, 890x680, 1493191405103.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 18:38:24 2017 No.9190612 >>9190610 What the fuck is wrong with him?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 18:38:43 2017 No.9190615 >>9190576 nice, thanks

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 18:39:31 2017 No.9190618 File: 2.49 MB, 640x360, 100 day ribeye.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 18:40:01 2017 No.9190619 File: 2.94 MB, 1280x720, 1492460376611.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 18:41:24 2017 No.9190626 File: 1.79 MB, 690x388, 1499366448953.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 18:43:21 2017 No.9190636 >>9190626 bet he can't do it on one nail

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 18:53:50 2017 No.9190684 >>9190486 what are they putting between the shrooms here?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 19:00:53 2017 No.9190714 File: 1.89 MB, 640x640, honey.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9190434 This makes me kind of sad. Poor kid's traumatized by that shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 19:06:08 2017 No.9190733 >>9190618 pleb question probably but the outside is technically rot right? how do they keep this from getting infested with maggots and shit?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 19:07:23 2017 No.9190740 File: 2.55 MB, 406x720, buttergf.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 19:09:55 2017 No.9190746 >>9190740 ok but why

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 19:13:29 2017 No.9190759 File: 2.69 MB, 800x450, pretentious.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 19:14:32 2017 No.9190764 >>9190746 It's the same thing as sticking your fist in your mouth. There's no reason behind it other than to show people you can.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 19:15:15 2017 No.9190765 File: 2.91 MB, 700x392, helpme.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 19:15:15 2017 No.9190766 >>9190746 whores being whores, as always

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 19:16:55 2017 No.9190775 >>9190765 Is that Abe Vigoda?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 19:18:50 2017 No.9190779 File: 2.89 MB, 640x352, women.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 19:18:56 2017 No.9190780 >>9190733 >how do they keep this from getting infested with maggots and shit? They keep the flies out

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 19:19:44 2017 No.9190786 File: 2.87 MB, 640x360, coconut.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 19:20:50 2017 No.9190787 Can someone please post the webm of a weaboo TV show where the girl makes a huge dinner, but everything seems to taste off? She wanted to impress this particular guy, and she tells her how awful her cooking is.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 19:22:19 2017 No.9190792 >>9190787 no

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 19:23:14 2017 No.9190794 >>9190733 Probably by keeping it somewhere that doesn't have flies.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 19:23:39 2017 No.9190796 >>9190765 Do you think he has some kind of movement disorder? Or is he such a pro crepemaster that he's done caring what anybody thinks of his pro moves? Either way I salute him.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 19:25:16 2017 No.9190804 >>9190508 I hate asian """""""people""""""" so much

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 19:26:28 2017 No.9190810 >>9190733 and rot usually happens with a of moisture, which they keep out too

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 19:30:05 2017 No.9190816 >>9190766 You wouldn't be this bitter if you only had a boyfriend...

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 19:31:24 2017 No.9190818 File: 2.56 MB, 960x540, turnover.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 19:35:56 2017 No.9190830 >>9190733 It's refrigerated, and flies are not invited.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 19:37:33 2017 No.9190841 File: 2.70 MB, 640x360, gordan.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 19:45:44 2017 No.9190866 >>9190619 >all those memes about "DSP starts cooking" >he actually starts cooking WOOOOOOOW

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 19:50:12 2017 No.9190881 >>9190786 lmao what the fuck is this show?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 19:54:44 2017 No.9190895 >>9190475 I feel like I just witnessed the entirety of a rape

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 19:55:15 2017 No.9190896 >>9190881 It was called The Restaurant

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 20:00:59 2017 No.9190916 File: 2.58 MB, 480x360, beef processing system.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 20:02:24 2017 No.9190920 File: 2.80 MB, 1280x720, noodle ride.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 20:06:17 2017 No.9190939 >>9190497 it's just grilled cheese

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 20:09:03 2017 No.9190952 >>9190431 >not turning the stove on before prepping fucking degenerate

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 20:10:08 2017 No.9190955 >>9190780 >>9190794 how do they keep the flies out?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 20:11:25 2017 No.9190960 >>9190434 The kid in the back looks fucking geeked out

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 20:12:32 2017 No.9190965 >>9190920 how sore their balls must be at the end of the day

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 20:13:53 2017 No.9190972 File: 2.94 MB, 1280x720, rice noodles.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 20:14:04 2017 No.9190973 I would post, but 3mb webm's is a retarded limit

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 20:14:32 2017 No.9190976 File: 2.84 MB, 720x480, a weapon to surpass metal gear.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Gets me every fucking time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 20:15:15 2017 No.9190980 >>9190618 No wonder Trump gets them cooked well done

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 20:16:00 2017 No.9190981 File: 2.39 MB, 640x360, chicken sashimi.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 20:17:12 2017 No.9190984 File: 2.96 MB, 640x360, Frites Show.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 20:19:45 2017 No.9190991 >>9190984 Wish I was that fast at peeling tatos.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 20:19:47 2017 No.9190992 >>9190786 What is the context to this? I'm hoping it's a comedy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 20:21:06 2017 No.9190995 >>9190992 It's a "let's watch stupid people cook" reality TV show.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 20:29:47 2017 No.9191013 File: 107 KB, 356x256, 1422008943391.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9190475 Oh so he's gonna make a big mac panca-

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 20:30:19 2017 No.9191016 >>9190626 but can he actually cook?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 20:31:55 2017 No.9191019 >>9190618 >that shit sear >>9190810 humidity is controlled in dry aging, not kept out.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 20:41:08 2017 No.9191035 >>9190796 He's a crackhead

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 20:43:37 2017 No.9191044 >>9190431 >TWITTER WHATS A TWITTER???? I had to stop watching this movie 2/3 of the way through because it felt like aliens trying to explain C E L L P H O N E S

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 20:45:10 2017 No.9191051 >>9190984 >$39 for grilled steak and french fries How? Why?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 20:49:08 2017 No.9191063 >>9190610 Christ I remember when my jizz looked like that. Never bareback in Brazil my dudes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 20:52:28 2017 No.9191074 >>9190818 is that mah boi bruno?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 21:03:43 2017 No.9191102 >>9190796 i thought he was hank azaria

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 21:12:28 2017 No.9191126 >>9190527 B I G B O Y I T E

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 21:14:15 2017 No.9191134 >>9190451 nail on head good job

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 21:16:09 2017 No.9191141 anyone got the one of the swarthy lookin guido spastically chopping up the meat and flings salt down his forearm like a tard?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 21:17:23 2017 No.9191149 >>9190507 Isn;t this like some dying serbian shit?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 21:20:25 2017 No.9191158 >>9190779 Stop posting this every thread, we get it

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 21:22:30 2017 No.9191165 >>9190965 the art of making noodles this way is dying because it is disfiguring

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 21:22:34 2017 No.9191166 >>9190428 i..is that somekinda noodle?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 21:30:40 2017 No.9191192 >>9190972 nate

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 21:32:50 2017 No.9191198 >>9191166 tofu

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 21:36:19 2017 No.9191210 >>9190433 >change chicago can beleive in

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 21:39:32 2017 No.9191219 >>9190965 They are castrated at the age of 5

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 21:42:10 2017 No.9191231 >>9191051 the guy that peels the potatoes is really good at pealing potatoes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 21:43:23 2017 No.9191235 >>9190796 >what is cocaine

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 21:47:22 2017 No.9191255 >>9190475 Ew

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 21:53:38 2017 No.9191277 >>9190431 stop moving the fucking bread! reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 21:56:08 2017 No.9191282 >>9191141 I think he's a spic actually

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 22:02:24 2017 No.9191304 >>9191198 ah. So is it used as a pasta in that form?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 22:07:08 2017 No.9191324 >>9190431 stupid indie trash pathetic reddit pandering

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 22:08:42 2017 No.9191332 >>9190454 stop posting these shit videos, i see them enough posted by braindead normies on facebook

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 22:12:07 2017 No.9191354 >>9190527 How does this guy manage to gross me out every time I watch him eat? I feel like I'm watching a big fat guy take a dump.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 22:12:51 2017 No.9191356 >>9191277 moving the bread allows an even browning

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 22:14:25 2017 No.9191362 File: 1.08 MB, 256x192, kil it with fire.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9190546 oh god what the fuck

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 22:16:26 2017 No.9191368 >>9190816 im a guy and im still bitter because i dont like whores

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 22:20:02 2017 No.9191386 >>9190463 Beautiful loop

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 22:20:30 2017 No.9191389 >>9190841 I need the audio for this.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 22:21:33 2017 No.9191392 >>9190684 sauerkraut

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 22:22:04 2017 No.9191395 >>9190508 That's disgusting

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 22:22:46 2017 No.9191400 >>9191368 no you're a child

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 22:26:12 2017 No.9191416 >>9190965 >chinese men >having large genitals interesting hypothesis, ever test it?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 22:35:57 2017 No.9191446 >>9190765 >listening to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2S1I_ien6A when I opened this webm fits well tbqh.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 22:50:42 2017 No.9191503 File: 128 KB, 270x364, 1442728652653.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9190546 it's just a bana- WHAT THE FUCK

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 22:51:12 2017 No.9191509 >>9190796 He just really likes making crepes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VBY7CpDr1A

Anonymous Wed Jul 19 22:52:11 2017 No.9191512
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>>9190714
No he's a little stupid twat, probably called Jacob and his Mum and Dad are pricks too.
He's about to consume that object but flids out when it's head drops off.
He's far too old to be sitting in a baby seat and his kin (in a baby seat too) looks like a stupid mong too.
>Birthday treat a Mcdonalds with stupid branded cup
Stupid parents breed stupid children

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 22:59:14 2017 No.9191533 >>9190546 That's CGI isn't it?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 22:59:52 2017 No.9191536 >>9190804 >>9191395 If you eat meat then you're a moron, If you're a Vegan/semi-pro then fair enough. Go watch Cattle being bolted before eating Beef again. Snowflakes who cry about this are retarded.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 23:01:54 2017 No.9191544 >>9191126 Lost

Anonymous Wed Jul 19 23:04:06 2017 No.9191551

>>9191166
Wensi tofu. You slice it mind-blowingly thin, and make a soup out of it along with some other select ingredients. It's big thing is showing off how big the chef's dick is when it comes to skill with a knife. It takes a very practiced hand to not make a big fucking mess out of the tofu.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 23:11:05 2017 No.9191570 >>9190991 >instead of really fast at ejaculating

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 23:13:12 2017 No.9191575 >>9191512 Need to get anything else off your chest or is your tantrum over? Projecting pretty hard.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 23:21:12 2017 No.9191596 >>9191575 Projecting what exactly you stupid fucking white little nonce.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 23:26:44 2017 No.9191615 >>9190684 >>9191392 Crab and crab gut mixture. There was a thread here a while back of a bunch of webms of crab based dishes like this.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 23:29:11 2017 No.9191624 >>9190618 [flavor intensifies]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 23:33:20 2017 No.9191631 File: 2.46 MB, 300x300, JjR7bUx.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9190428

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 23:37:13 2017 No.9191643 File: 54 KB, 560x798, copyspaghetti.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9191631 fuck, dad, you were supposed to COOK the chicken, not CREMATE it! XP XP XP XP XP

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 23:37:17 2017 No.9191644 >>9190437 yeah just sauce the whole top you fucking retarded machine

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 23:40:10 2017 No.9191652 >>9191536 heres the thing tho, i like frogs, but not cows, so i just dont eat frog meat. problem solved

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 23:44:45 2017 No.9191668 >>9191652 >i prefere water lizards over mammals I hope to god you're impotent

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 23:45:53 2017 No.9191669 File: 2.78 MB, 640x360, jack1.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 23:46:57 2017 No.9191674 File: 2.47 MB, 1280x720, jack2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 23:48:21 2017 No.9191679 File: 2.94 MB, 960x540, jack3.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 23:48:29 2017 No.9191680 >>9190508 degenerate culture

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 23:50:23 2017 No.9191685 >>9191669 >>9191674 >>9191679 I have nothing but hate for jack. What a fucking retard.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 23:52:29 2017 No.9191692 >>9191512 >This autism

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 23:56:25 2017 No.9191710 >>9191692 >defending retards and retard spawn God help your country

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 23:58:33 2017 No.9191716 >>9191051 You're in Manhattan, everything is expensive

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 00:00:08 2017 No.9191720 >>9190976 i laughed like a retarded person at that thanks!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 00:01:49 2017 No.9191729 >>9191716 its $20 extra for a orphaned child to somber whilst watching you eat. >literally rich people "experience"

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 00:09:14 2017 No.9191752 >>9190955 They probably hired a bunch of spiders to act as bouncers

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 00:16:44 2017 No.9191771 >>9191668 you are deeply autistic but atleast you tried

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 00:18:23 2017 No.9191775 File: 10 KB, 745x637, 1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9191752

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 00:20:50 2017 No.9191784 >>9190500 mixology is pure cancer

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 00:22:14 2017 No.9191791 >>9190804 your hatred only makes me stronger.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 00:22:18 2017 No.9191792 >>9191771 >i posted a bizzword do i get an upvote? be gone retard.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 00:24:48 2017 No.9191800 File: 1.22 MB, 500x360, 1398035137207.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9191332 >thinks he's a few notches above them

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 00:26:25 2017 No.9191806 >>9190816 >need a bf/gf to hate whores roasties lmao

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 00:27:10 2017 No.9191808 >>9190591 >>9191644 why do you think you can get totinos pizzas for $0.80?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 00:28:35 2017 No.9191815 >>9190684 King crab. Look up the channel TOKYO GASTRONOMY on youtube. There's extensive amount of food gastronomy porn.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 00:29:35 2017 No.9191820 >>9190818 i would suck that man's dick and never stop sucking. no homo, i just love bruno

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 00:35:41 2017 No.9191840 >>9190920 >What do you do for a living? >I bash my nuts on a seesaw all day

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 00:35:43 2017 No.9191841 File: 916 KB, 640x360, cheesu.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 00:38:26 2017 No.9191846 >>9190984 >Potatoes from Idaho traveled 2000 miles Thanks for paying way too fucking much to be pretentious idiots, new york.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 00:38:35 2017 No.9191848 >>9191841 That's too much cheese man

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 00:41:38 2017 No.9191853 >>9191674 what's wrong about this? is it resealable or something?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 00:42:01 2017 No.9191855 >>9191848 there is no such thing as too much cheese pussy

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 00:42:52 2017 No.9191857 >>9191853 >whats wrong with slobbering all over the food you're going to serve to other people

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 00:44:32 2017 No.9191859 File: 2.39 MB, 1283x540, 1492793551891.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 00:46:02 2017 No.9191860 File: 1.25 MB, 1280x720, 1489453778530.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 00:47:27 2017 No.9191862 File: 2.72 MB, 626x360, 1489455474266.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] the egg king

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 00:49:05 2017 No.9191867 >>9190576 I agree, Bar Times is the comfiest channel.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 00:50:16 2017 No.9191873 >>9190546 Thank god I remember what that was before I got too far in.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 00:50:53 2017 No.9191875 >>9191685 fuck you faggot

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 00:52:45 2017 No.9191882 >>9191862 >Not titled Surly King of the Egg Fort.webm out

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 00:54:16 2017 No.9191885 >>9191862 But how does he get out?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 00:56:33 2017 No.9191891 File: 285 KB, 500x400, 1492794397373.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 00:57:08 2017 No.9191896 >>9191885 hes only allowed out when hes used all the eggs

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 00:57:46 2017 No.9191897 >>9190440 What percentage of that face is plastic?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 01:00:32 2017 No.9191905 File: 2.21 MB, 480x270, ate too much strawberry jam.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9190475

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 01:01:02 2017 No.9191907 >>9191897 99.9999%

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 01:01:33 2017 No.9191908 >>9191885 He doesn't have to tell us what happened.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 01:03:02 2017 No.9191912 >>9191859 At least they're "cage free", right?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 01:10:51 2017 No.9191937 >>9191362 >>9191503 >>9191533 >>9191873 I'm afraid to watch it guys What is it?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 01:11:27 2017 No.9191939 >>9190431 Right in the beginning after the second spread of butter, there is a giant clump in the middle that it never shows him spreading out. This is haunting me and I feel unsatisfied.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 01:13:27 2017 No.9191949 >>9190804 >>9191395 >>9191680 I'll bet none of you have any problem with boiling a lobster while it's still alive and awake.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 01:14:39 2017 No.9191955 >>9191937 it's a spider crawling out a banana...

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 01:18:22 2017 No.9191968 >>9191949 nope. you're cooking it. just being a dick for show is totally different.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 01:18:33 2017 No.9191970 >>9191631 >uses probe thermometer to check internal temp for doneness

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 01:22:01 2017 No.9191977 >>9191949 >alive Sure >awake You think I'm some soulless fucking gook?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 01:24:12 2017 No.9191981 >>9190451 >he makes the food he probably makes for himself on friday nights it the post credit scenes there was one scene where he actually had a cook show him how to make the grilled cheese for that scene kek.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 01:24:34 2017 No.9191984 >>9191685 dude, not cool, you aren't allowed to hate the mentally challenged

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 01:29:13 2017 No.9191995 >>9191862 goo goo g'joob

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 01:46:57 2017 No.9192025 File: 9 KB, 112x112, 302330353400414208.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9191981 >needed a cook to show him how to make a grilled cheese

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 02:00:06 2017 No.9192050 File: 205 KB, 1000x500, CORN1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9191841 >cooking acidic foods in cast iron REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 02:02:43 2017 No.9192055 >>9191968 Bhuddism led the Japanese down some pretty fucked up rabbit holes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 02:09:16 2017 No.9192067 >>9190804 >>9191395 >>9191680 The frog is already dead, morons. The salt and ice cause muscle spasms.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 02:29:00 2017 No.9192110 >>9191896 no wonder he's so surly

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 02:31:20 2017 No.9192115 >>9191389 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyL_cYxV6QA

Anonymous Thu Jul 20 02:34:17 2017 No.9192123

>>9191784
>>9190557
I fucking hate you people who don't even know what that webm is from. It's a members only bar in japan. The entire idea is you are there to show off to other businessmen. That particular style of bar tending isn't even american based yet every time I see it all I see is "LE REDDIT XD" and "americlap".

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 02:43:42 2017 No.9192149 >>9190626 The tops of the nails are flat... Sad!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 02:54:42 2017 No.9192167 >>9190610 Looks like a misscariage.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 02:57:50 2017 No.9192173 >>9190740 >trap drip at the end HNNNGHHH

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 03:01:41 2017 No.9192188 >>9191841 Ah yes, 'go 'za, a personal favorite

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 03:22:28 2017 No.9192227 >>9190508 >REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 03:25:21 2017 No.9192237 >>9191596 >white >mongol choose 1 faggot

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 03:30:28 2017 No.9192245 File: 929 KB, 264x320, 1488700677301.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9191354 cause he eats that shit the same way he takes Tyrone's dick, and his face and body is butter, it's disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 03:40:46 2017 No.9192268 >>9190527 Sauce?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 03:42:30 2017 No.9192272 >>9190546 Life, uhhhh, life uh finds a way

Anonymous Thu Jul 20 03:50:11 2017 No.9192289

>>9190714
On first glance to me it looks like he's fucked up that he killed his lil cake rat friend, which is heartbreaking, but he's definitely too young to understand death. I bet it's just an overreaction of being upset that he broke his cake, he probably actually is a bit on the retarded end of the bell curve as >>9191512 points out.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 03:53:35 2017 No.9192298 File: 395 KB, 585x477, 1470106589670.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9190796 This is the hardest I've laughed at a post in ages. thank you my man.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 04:10:38 2017 No.9192328 >>9191862 How can a man with so much egg be so unhappy??

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 04:18:53 2017 No.9192340 >>9192237 mongol was never said you syntactical cripple.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 04:26:54 2017 No.9192354 File: 127 KB, 1080x1080, 1487791859687.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9190440 is that subin?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 04:34:19 2017 No.9192363 >>9190796 >movement disorder he's obviously high on drugs

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 04:42:06 2017 No.9192374 t

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 04:42:59 2017 No.9192375 >>9192289 You don't have to understand death to understand that heads aren't supposed to come off. You're a bit on the retarded end of the bell curve as well as>>9191512

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 04:53:45 2017 No.9192382 File: 71 KB, 780x439, 1499690043598.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9192354 All rook same

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 05:03:49 2017 No.9192391 >>9190984 >they don't serve it with mayo All that shit for nothing

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 05:15:17 2017 No.9192412 >>9191400 I hate a lot of women and sustain a healthy relationship. Not that you care my fellow troll.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 05:20:48 2017 No.9192420 >>9190920 Asian people are such a meme, I love it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 05:35:08 2017 No.9192435 >>9190765 I love things like this People being so passionate Even if he is maybe a little autistic

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 05:36:01 2017 No.9192436 File: 832 KB, 360x640, watermelon.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 05:47:46 2017 No.9192469 >>9191149 It's a kind of pasta only made by hand in one irrilevant town in Italy. Grandma there is like one of the only two living people left that can prepare that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 05:52:35 2017 No.9192480 >>9192469 Can we stop this meme Literally every small village in China has like 2 or 3 people that can do this

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 05:56:58 2017 No.9192487 >>9192480 It's different from the noodles prepared by the chinks. I'm not implying it's harder/cooler or something, just answering that guy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 05:57:56 2017 No.9192488 >>9192436 >Those taps on the cutting board between slices Bitch you're cutting up a watermelon not ribs

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 06:06:12 2017 No.9192508 >>9191332 No one ever explains what's wrong with them What exactly is wrong with that one, other than not showing how to make the fake takoyaki/using premade stuff in a recipe video

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 06:12:28 2017 No.9192521 >>9191533 yes

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 06:20:21 2017 No.9192540 >>9192050 If it's cured properly it will take it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 06:23:34 2017 No.9192546 >>9192488 He's communicating in his native tongue of drum beats

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 06:33:11 2017 No.9192569 >>9191282 >>9191141 He's a turk

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 06:36:48 2017 No.9192576 >>9192569 https://twitter.com/nusr_ett

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 07:06:31 2017 No.9192617 >>9190475 I mean..it probably wouldn't taste bad.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 07:14:08 2017 No.9192632 >>9190576 I love drink mixing videos.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 07:37:09 2017 No.9192665 >>9191859 They should genetically modify chicken to have two sets of wings. We could always do with more chicken wings in the world

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 07:45:08 2017 No.9192681 >>9192268 somewhere in there https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hiLYUlZy1-4 hes in germany at epcot disney world

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 07:48:47 2017 No.9192688 >>9191158 >roastie detected

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 08:00:13 2017 No.9192706 >>9191955 I've been told Taratulas are big banana fans, is this true?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 08:01:01 2017 No.9192709 >>9192688 The greentext is unnecessary

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 08:01:47 2017 No.9192711 >>9192055 >Bhuddism makes Japan avoid animals as they have a common spirit >somehow every animal that goes in water is fair game >lets torture them a bit first too

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 08:05:33 2017 No.9192720 >>9190431 Don't show this to /tv/ it triggers the fuck out of them, for some reason

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 08:08:12 2017 No.9192725 >>9191860 http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/law-and-order/11872399/Liquid-nitrogen-cocktail-Wine-bar-fined-100k-after-teenager-loses-stomach.html

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 08:12:22 2017 No.9192730 >>9192725 This is why every place has a sign that says "Management not responsible for lost or stolen property."

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 08:15:41 2017 No.9192739 >>9190610 What drives a man to put a hotdog in a baloon?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 08:18:33 2017 No.9192742 File: 42 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9190984 In France, the potato is called the 'dirt apple'.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 08:23:30 2017 No.9192751 >>9190520 world war 2 has been over for decades, grandpa fuckface get over it and die already

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 08:26:22 2017 No.9192756 >>9190684 cole slaw

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 08:39:45 2017 No.9192784 >>9190434 hahaha the panic shakes.

Anonymous Thu Jul 20 08:42:45 2017 No.9192790

>>9192469
And every fucking chinese lady over 30 in china can do that you fucking mong.
>>9192487
Its the completly same noodle just with a different ending to it. chinese goes straight into the broth/soup, this one is dried. stop talking out of your ass, its not some kinda lost art etc. its just dough pulling ffs.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 08:43:19 2017 No.9192791 >>9191631 Looks a little undercooked to me

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 08:44:03 2017 No.9192794 >>9192742 No it's Pomme de terre, Apple of the earth. >the moar you don't know

Anonymous Thu Jul 20 08:44:49 2017 No.9192796

>>9191949
First of all the lobsters dies in 2 seconds.
Second its not what you do anymore, literaly any restaurant worth shit or any chef worth shit does the cut in the head before dumping the lobster. And that frog thing is fucked up but hey the chinese gut fish a bit but leave vitals in, just deep fry the middle part while the fish is alive. Its still alive while eaten.
Asians and especially buddhists are FUCKED in that section of cooking, extremly based in others tho.

t. actual trained chef unlike 95% of you fat wannabes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 08:47:45 2017 No.9192799 >>9192751 T. american who wanks over CP manga >Only two bombs?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 08:52:33 2017 No.9192811 >>9190508 Asians are the worst in existance and need 10 more nukes to cure.

Anonymous Thu Jul 20 09:03:23 2017 No.9192832
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>>9192796
>t. actual trained chef unlike 95% of you fat wannabes
>wannabes
No one chooses to become a cook, it's the only thing left after the Army
>I want to warm food up for a living
99% of people on this shitty board spend most of the time shitposting about American fast-food the other 1% work in the trade and after 14 hours doing a woman’s job spend their free time posting knifes and shit, thinking they're entitled and trick themselves into believing they have an actual purpose in the Humanity.
Wind your Neck in son, it’s fucking embarrassing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 09:08:03 2017 No.9192839 >>9190475 So this is how they make the McFlurries

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 09:10:26 2017 No.9192849 >>9190437 >All that excess sauce and cheese going to waste. Machines were a mistake.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 09:10:38 2017 No.9192850 >>9192839 get out you unfunny tumblr prick

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 09:17:15 2017 No.9192864 >>9192796 One day you'll realise that announcing yourself as a trained chef is exactly the same as admitting you're the stupidest person in the room.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 09:18:59 2017 No.9192871 >>9190610 Oddly satisfying

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 09:19:56 2017 No.9192872 File: 2 KB, 124x121, 1500475757175s.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9192864 agreed.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 09:21:39 2017 No.9192878 >>9190463 Where did you get this footage of my anus?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 09:23:29 2017 No.9192883 >>9191551 Probably tastes like shit, or more likely, nothing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 09:23:34 2017 No.9192884 >>9190796 >>9191235 >>9192363 He's obviously dancing you fucktards

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 09:24:47 2017 No.9192886 >>9190431 This movie is actually good, I enjoyed it a lot. fight me

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 09:31:27 2017 No.9192895 >>9192849 >thinking they just fucking throw out the stuff that doesn't land on the pizza are you really this retarded?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 09:33:47 2017 No.9192898 File: 2.90 MB, 500x280, american citizenship exam.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 09:40:12 2017 No.9192911 >>9190765 the fucker picks his nose in the middle of making them. wouldn't eat ever.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 09:40:51 2017 No.9192912 >>9191862 hell ya man these places are all over india and they are got dam delicious. i prefer the ones that use parota instead of white bread but this looks dank too

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 09:51:20 2017 No.9192927 File: 2.96 MB, 480x360, knifeskills.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 09:55:21 2017 No.9192934 >>9190619 >liquid measuring cup >that much sugar Jesus.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 09:58:01 2017 No.9192943 >>9192927 Ï saw this in an earlier thread and said I'd get some cucumbers and learn to do that. I still have all my fingers but I haven't perfected it yet.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 10:06:04 2017 No.9192962 >>9190490 kek

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 10:15:25 2017 No.9192980 >>9192067 you can't possibly be this stupid

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 10:15:26 2017 No.9192981 >>9190508 How is it still alive when the bottom of it has been removed? If you cut a human in half doesn't the person die basically right away?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 10:18:00 2017 No.9192988 >>9190981 no thanks

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 10:21:18 2017 No.9192999 >>9190981 >>9192988 Isn't that basically instant food poisoning?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 10:21:43 2017 No.9193001 >>9192981 no >>9192999 no

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 10:22:23 2017 No.9193002 >>9192375 It's a fucking cake. Kids may be dumb, but not that dumb. The babby was spazzing out because he broke his cake

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 10:23:17 2017 No.9193005 File: 591 KB, 700x1690, pp5cSfR.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9191669 >>9191674 >>9191679

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 10:26:10 2017 No.9193016 File: 525 KB, 1106x1012, 1449105755605.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9193001 If I get cut in half how long would I live?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 10:31:13 2017 No.9193034 >>9193016 depends how you get cut in half

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 10:38:28 2017 No.9193055 >>9193034 With giant kitchen knife, just like the froggo

Anonymous Thu Jul 20 10:43:17 2017 No.9193065

>>9192981
>>9193001
A human cut in half above the hip would bleed to death very quickly. It doesn't look like frogs bleed in the same way we do, but I'm no frog expert.
You do hear about people losing their lower half in car crashes etc. but that's largely due to crushing damage often causing very little bleeding.
t.nurse, formerly in trauma surgery.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 10:46:56 2017 No.9193075 >>9193065 Thanks. I love nurses. You guys are oftentimes better than the doctors.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 11:01:35 2017 No.9193100 >>9190433 >fightfor15.webm

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 11:09:35 2017 No.9193129 >>9190431 Never watched the movie and judging by how much effort it took him to make something that I mastered in my kitchen at the age of 8, I never will. What a load of pretentious bullshit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 11:13:11 2017 No.9193142 >>9190437 Mmm, cancer pies.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 11:16:44 2017 No.9193151 File: 2.83 MB, 320x180, pizza bread.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9191841 gross

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 11:17:32 2017 No.9193155 File: 30 KB, 604x339, 1477735491488.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9193129 >showing care for what he makes his wife's son is a bad thing look at the edge on this one!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 11:24:22 2017 No.9193163 >>9191862 He doesn't. He was born in egg hell and he will die there.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 11:26:05 2017 No.9193168 >>9192436 >if I tap on the cutting board people will think im a professional chef :))))

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 11:26:36 2017 No.9193171 >>9192911 What, you don't like a little booger sugar anon?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 11:27:16 2017 No.9193175 >>9193151 These keep getting worse

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 11:28:15 2017 No.9193177 >>9193151 >thus, the serpent consumes its own tail audible kek

Anonymous Thu Jul 20 11:32:44 2017 No.9193189
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>>9193155
Damn straight. I make the best grilled cheese sammich you'll never eat. ;)
AND I do it without looking like I'm going to tard out if I take my eyes off it for a second.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 11:41:06 2017 No.9193220 >>9192794 >Apple of the earth. the more retarded you can get at translating french in english.... there are multiple literal translations, but yours is the most retarded you mongrel

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 12:00:41 2017 No.9193263 >>9190881 Dumb&Dumber cookout edition

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 12:03:04 2017 No.9193272 >>9192999 there's a way you can raise chickens completely free of disease so you can eat the meat raw. i still wouldn't go out of my way to try it though, I can't imagine the taste is very nice

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 12:08:26 2017 No.9193291 >>9190981 >chicken tenderloin, gizzadd, breast, liver, and heart sashimi

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 12:20:51 2017 No.9193326 File: 1.28 MB, 640x480, pizza saucing machine.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9191644 Fortunately, there have been improvements in pizza saucing technology.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 12:25:30 2017 No.9193342 >>9193326 >1 2 3 4 5 >PLOP why is this so funny

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 12:28:51 2017 No.9193356 File: 2.93 MB, 640x360, pizza saucing machine 2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 12:30:59 2017 No.9193363 >>9190818 I want to fuck that pocket.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 13:09:54 2017 No.9193510 >>9190984 Anyone who peels potatoes to make fries literally deserves to get cancer.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 13:21:02 2017 No.9193552 File: 2.93 MB, 600x338, 1468151831904.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9192391 is this all for nothing to (you)

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 13:22:41 2017 No.9193555 File: 217 KB, 602x376, main-qimg-d9671df5044d49fa3e98222824bcc0db.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9191885 He was placed there, and the egg kiosk built around him.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 13:31:46 2017 No.9193580 >>9191862 Why is he so mad?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 13:31:59 2017 No.9193582 >>9193151 Oh man I'm glad I decided to finally visit /ck/

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 13:35:18 2017 No.9193597 >>9191862 >tfw when you have all the eggs, and there's nothing left but your sadness

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 13:39:49 2017 No.9193612 >>9192832 100% this. Anyone proud of cooking food for a living should just shoot themselves now.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 13:43:45 2017 No.9193627 >>9193034 Length-ways

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 13:45:05 2017 No.9193634 File: 40 KB, 326x323, ayggs.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9192328 >>9193580 You would be too if you had to cook egg sandwiches for 18 hours a day. And then you have pic related guy special requesting deviled eggs.

Anonymous Thu Jul 20 13:49:31 2017 No.9193649

>>9193002
You colossal dumb fuck. I have an abstract door stop that semi looks like a cat. every now and again my son gives it a hug because it has something resembling a face. As he's learning facial features he points to them ones on it. Kids associate things with living things. Facial recognition, all that shit comes at a very early age. It's part of their development.

You really have to curb that crazy anon, it's not healthy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 13:58:37 2017 No.9193677 >>9190955 >he's never heard of decoy fruit

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 14:04:25 2017 No.9193702 >>9193677 hedge apples? or is that just for spiders

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 14:22:16 2017 No.9193769 File: 2.11 MB, 272x360, 1468203483735.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 14:23:21 2017 No.9193773 File: 1.67 MB, 1280x720, 1493751489099.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 14:24:17 2017 No.9193776 >>9193151 Sauce? heh

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 14:35:38 2017 No.9193804 >>9193151 lmao

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 14:42:39 2017 No.9193818 >>9193773 >the one getting squished ;_;

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 14:47:42 2017 No.9193837 >>9190527 >he fellates that hotdog so naturally

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 14:50:02 2017 No.9193845 >>9191674 At least it's not raw

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 14:53:01 2017 No.9193857 >>9193776 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3IY_j8d9NY&t=5s >you've been laughing at CollegeHumor this whole time

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 14:55:05 2017 No.9193859 >>9192436 wife material

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 14:57:06 2017 No.9193867 >>9193773 That's beautiful. Sauce pls?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 15:06:06 2017 No.9193893 >>9193867 you can't eat the babies and they also need the mommys so it's kinda fucked up

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 15:13:14 2017 No.9193918 >>9193016 It would be extremely painful

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 15:16:28 2017 No.9193927 >>9193893 >you can't eat the babies Sure you can

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 15:52:01 2017 No.9194024 >>9193893 >you can't eat the babs wut? sure, they dont have much meat on em but i'm sure they're still edible.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 15:53:32 2017 No.9194034 File: 2.90 MB, 480x480, 1489529735362.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 17:02:42 2017 No.9194251 >>9193893 Pretty sure the goal is to get rid of the wild pigs, not raise and breed them

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 17:40:24 2017 No.9194362 >>9193893 The little ones are the best eating. You grill / smoke them whole. The old boars are the ones that are hard to eat. They are best made into sausage. The meat is tough.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 17:58:36 2017 No.9194419 >>9190549 The duck was waiting for the fatass to share some food. Should've known better.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 18:05:47 2017 No.9194436 File: 55 KB, 1207x899, 1499848196585.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9191841 He... he just grabbed the Cast Iron Skillet with his bare hands...

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 18:20:53 2017 No.9194474 >>9193220 >being this buttmad Not that guy but his transliteration is correct. You should see your doctor for ass cancer.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 18:24:22 2017 No.9194482 >>9191631 HOW'D IT GET BURNED??

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 18:37:50 2017 No.9194516 File: 2.94 MB, 1080x1080, Delicous.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 20:23:05 2017 No.9194873 File: 78 KB, 240x240, 1498188226235.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9192706 >very next day neighbor offers me some bananas

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 21:24:05 2017 No.9195075 >>9190440 Ew what an ugly looking retard

Anonymous Thu Jul 20 21:35:45 2017 No.9195124

>>9190475
>We knew the world would not be the same. Few people laughed, few people cried, most people were silent. I remembered the line from the Hindu scripture, the Bhagavad-Gita. Vishnu is trying to persuade the Prince that he should do his duty and to impress him takes on his multi-armed form and says, "Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds." I suppose we all thought that, one way or another.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 21:47:18 2017 No.9195165 File: 966 KB, 500x579, 1497325695234.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9193649 >Calls others crazy >As he takes out his repressed anger over his retarded son on the anonymous posters of a bhutanese cd player repair forum W E W

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 22:56:41 2017 No.9195358 >>9190619 founding father of Let's Cookers

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 23:20:32 2017 No.9195449 >>9192436 why does he wear the glove? is that MJ

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 23:45:54 2017 No.9195553 >>9192832 >projecting this hard

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 23:55:38 2017 No.9195584 >>9191669 >alright, the ingredients here look pretty normal. maybe he's just making a box cake with cream cheese frosting. why do i always act so surprised and disappointed.

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