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>> No.9195643

That's fucking disgusting. What exactly is attractive to the bugs about bread, ffs

>> No.9195931

>buy a pretty sweet piece of cake
>get free poisonous insects inside and swarming you

what will europe think of next :/ ?

>> No.9195948

she clearly slathers on a sweet paste in those buns you sense motherfucker, bugs like sugar.

>> No.9195961

Do Americans really eat this?

>> No.9195987

Do non-Americans really eat this?

>> No.9195993

Read the filename you dumb fucking cuck

>> No.9196011

Take a look at the labels in the video. They're clearly written in American English.

>> No.9196019

It's clearly chinese, dipshit

>> No.9196025

Then what the fuck is "bandicam"? Doesn't sound Chinese to me.

>> No.9196034

Read the signs in the video you retarded mongoloid

>> No.9196046

Huh, you're right. So it's not European after all, I guess?

To be fair, you probably shouldn't expect the average American to know the difference.

>> No.9196082

Hmm I guess you really are obsessed

>> No.9196138
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>inb4 the egg fights begin

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>> No.9196242

what is this?

>> No.9196246
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Can someone please explain what's going on here? Are these intended for human consumption? Are Chinese people immune to bee stings?

>> No.9196247

I don't get how anyone can like uncooked egg

>> No.9196260

Man, I like green onions, but come on now.

>> No.9196261


come back when youre over 16 you little shit.

>> No.9196265

Fuck off, retard.

>> No.9196268

Aw c'mon now

>> No.9196275

it's soft-boiled, you pleb
much better taste and texture than hard-boiled shit

>> No.9196294

Its a 5 1/2 min egg btw.
if you go 6 the white is solid outside.

>> No.9196296

it's poached
and it's underdone.

>> No.9196308

Bandicam is a software. Hope you feel dumb after reading this.

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>> No.9196377

>Watch as the OP shits up his own thread, instantly.

>> No.9196409


pretty sure it's cooked in shell

>> No.9196432

Why is there a toaster on the coffee table?

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>> No.9196572

>fried chicken
>fried egg
>tomato sauce

I'm so confused, is that all supposed to taste good together?

>> No.9196586


Inspired by a local favourite, it’s flavourful and yummy! Delight in a juicy yet crispy, coconut flavoured chicken thigh patty coated with cornflake crunch and, paired with a sweet yet spicy sambal sauce, then topped with a fried egg, caramelised onions and crunchy cucumber slices. All between lightly toasted roti. Sedap!

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>> No.9196595


To make toast.

>> No.9196598

superior eating utensil

>> No.9196626

Why wouldn't be there a toaster on the coffee table?

>> No.9196629

Are those bees?
I don't mind bees.

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>> No.9196689

what is the backstory/context for this?

>> No.9196691


I've seen enough of Japanese porn to say the backstory is that it's Japanese porn.

>> No.9196697

>you have to eat all the eggs

>> No.9196698

jav code?

>> No.9196713
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Live eel is pretty good. When I lived in Korea my in laws always took us to a live eel BBQ place and we would get shit faced.

>> No.9196718

There's a screenshot of what anon would do if he found a passed out girl on a random bench.

He'd take her home, and then in the morning, when she woke up, he'd say "you don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat all the eggs."

>> No.9196719

*flicks your pork away*

>> No.9196726

Why waste time on this instead of shooting them

>> No.9196731

That part gets me angry. He's disgusting for making and eating whatever that shit is but the way he just flicks that pork away just upsets me. And you know he's not going to be the one to figure out where the hell it went and clean it up. His kitchen looks pretty clean but it must be Tammy who does that or maybe a mexican housekeeper or something. Does he even have enough money for that? Every time I start thinking about his business I'm always stumped how he isn't bankrupt, like does he actually get enough sales on his sauce to break even? Does shilling for unitaskers and nexium make decent money? The man is a mystery.

>> No.9196735

There is nothing disgusting about it. Those are bees you assbirth shitnugget.

>> No.9196738

There are already tons of videos of execution by shooting, it wouldn't have any impact. I don't think I've ever seen a cage drowning before. And does anyone know if that's what actually happens when you drown? I mean the guy that's foaming at the mouth.

>> No.9196744

No it's just cgi in the video

>> No.9196749


it's a set

>> No.9196752

Nursefag here. Yes, the foaming isn't atypical.
Poor bastards.

>> No.9196828
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It's not a set that was his actual house kitchen when he lived in California

>> No.9196839

>like does he actually get enough sales on his sauce to break even?

When he was on West Texas Investors Club, he said they make $100,000 revenue on sauce per yer.

I'd be quite surprised if his sauce cost is 100k

>> No.9196840


it clearly was a set.

>> No.9196884 [DELETED] 

im going to post my 9.5 lb smoked shoulder later on. i have pictures of it from unseasoned/untrimmed all the way through so far. i'll make a webm of the pulling. his pork is way undercooked for what he's trying to do and i cringe every single time i see that shit. only reason i didnt close the browser is because i have one cooking.

>> No.9196897
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He doesn't have a set now and he didn't have one in that video. Jack has never used a set.

I wouldn't trust any of the numbers he gave. Even those redneck hosts were skeptical of his numbers

>> No.9196905

Explain? Its head is clearly chopped of.

>> No.9196910

For propaganda purposes of course
So that supposedly their enemies will be scared to fight them

>> No.9196936

all of my jimmies

>> No.9196946

not webm but 1.5 hour long food porn


>> No.9196952

that's way too many spring onions

>> No.9196969


i reiterate: that kitchen was clearly a set.

>> No.9196978


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>> No.9197047

>how is this in any way related to food and/or cooking? Are these people being prepared to be cooked? I don't get it.

>> No.9197055

Could someone explain to me what the fuck is going on in this video and why it's apparently acceptable wherever the fuck it is

>> No.9197061

bee mochi

>> No.9197069

How long do they keep them there? I can hold my breath for up to 5 minutes, I've been training for this!

>> No.9197070


well fuck me, that's a real thing

Chinese are subhumans, jesus christ

>> No.9197072

reflexes dont go to the brain to be processed before signals get sent to the muscles.

could also be a tiny bit of the brain stem left that sends signals

>> No.9197113

6 minutes
check and mate anon

>> No.9197117

Why do you hate me for things my people do thousands of miles overseas? ;_;

>> No.9197127

why is the oil cold

>> No.9197132
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>that ketchup precum

>> No.9197288

Do Americans actually do this?

>> No.9197297

im swedish and yes we do

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>> No.9197350

This webm will never be not posted.

>> No.9197420

The only person I've ever known to do this is French

>> No.9197448

>Do Americans actually do this?
Do you mean, type on keyboards with diacritics? No we don't.

>> No.9197517


>> No.9197527

>/sip/ bro cuisine

>> No.9197555

Why don't you try not being a gatekeeping cunt and just share what you know?

>> No.9197566

>Pan, nice and cold.



>> No.9197602

>putting egg on your green onion dinner

>> No.9197604

it was a parody of 40 first dates. the girl's memory is erased whenever she cums and the guy was making her some fresh eggs since that is what her favorite food is

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>> No.9197629
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Because he's such a worthless waste of space that 4chan and memes are literally the only advantage he can even pretend to claim over anybody else. How else can he feel superior about the dumpster fire that's the rest of his existence?

>> No.9197637

only if they like italian food

>> No.9197638

wtf i hate gordon now

>> No.9197683

He's just memin' on you buddy. Everyone knows the only real subhumans are black people!

>> No.9197766

Holy shit I can smell you from here

>> No.9197786
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Go back to your containment board please >>>/pol/

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It has and always will be his house, fucknut.

>> No.9197799

Really? We're gonna play that game? Indian people smell good, black people in general are trustworthy, and Puerto Ricans won't stab you in broad daylight. Feel better there Susan?

>> No.9197845

>punches the egg to crack it open

>> No.9197856

>smack to eggs together
>one breaks, the other is fine
Jack is a subtle master of culinary arts, most people are too dim to see this though

>> No.9197860

Don't you have some limp dicked sturmfaggot rally to terrorize minority schoolkids to attend? You know what rock you have to crawl back under. Shoo!

>> No.9197869

So just to clarify. Your position is that Indian people in fact DO smell good?

>> No.9197875

It takes a special kind of talent to simultaneously undercook and overcook chicken as well.

>> No.9197883

>batter doesnt even stick
Thats some talent right there

>> No.9198081

>1 virtue point has been deposited into your account

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>> No.9198308
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A more recent find

>> No.9198328

>wild insects swarming all over your food and getting rolled into the dough alive isn't gross because they're bees

>> No.9198335

Who the fuck would buy a steak like that in the first place?

>> No.9198338


>when he places the steak

How can one man be so incompetent.

>> No.9198349
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I always feel a bit dirty after I watch one of Jack's vids. And what is with his terror of hot pans? Flob that steak into da pan like a fucking spastic, because muh fingaz.

>> No.9198361

It's just so sad

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>> No.9198378

A very poor person.

>> No.9198381


Those are horse flies they are flies not bees. That wood will be full of maggots.

>> No.9198387
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>> No.9198389


Horse flies

>> No.9198394


They are horse flies

>> No.9198401


They look like bees to me.

>> No.9198403

Then you're dumb. At the end when it zooms in on one of the pastries you can clearly see that they're flies.

>> No.9198404

That fucking spoon, every time.

>> No.9198409

If anything, the zoom at the end confirms to me that they are indeed bees.

>> No.9198410


No they are flies

>> No.9198418

Talking about time for cooking eggs is retarded if you don't consider local altitude / atmospheric pressure.

At high altitude, the boiing point of water can go as low as 90 °C, which will be a more significant difference than your 30 seconds at unspecified temp.

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They're bees.
You can see the pollen scoops on the leg of the one on the left.

But it doesn't excuse what the fuck is going on.

>> No.9198445

It's mentioned when you get certified to be a lifeguard. I remember the instructor said that means they've been drowning "way too long"

>> No.9198452
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No, those are flies.

>> No.9198454

they're horse bees

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No, those are flies.

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Try again sweetie :)

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Those are flies.

>> No.9198484

they're centipedes

>> No.9198491
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No, they are flies.

>> No.9198496

s p i c y f l i e s

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No,they are flies.

>> No.9198519

those are horses

>> No.9198521


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>> No.9198525
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No,they are flies.

>> No.9198530

it's not fair

>> No.9198550

you're a fly...a fly that needs to be squashed.

>> No.9198615
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No, they are flies.

>> No.9198697

im not sure the tacos are the focus of this video

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>tfw the cayenne meme has gone too far

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NO, its the flies.

>> No.9198814

I want to see him butt chug that shot with some pepper sprinkled in.

>> No.9198817

do you know what a set is?

>> No.9198819

If you send him enough messages about it or claim it cures diabetes or something I bet he'll try it. He is a gullible buffoon and falls for most marketing memes.

>> No.9198840

whats it called

>> No.9198846

what the fuck is he doing here

>> No.9198896

Remember when this webm was first posted, people occasionally made the joke of it being a non Newtonian fluid. Then one guy liked the joke so much he repeated it in every thread this webm was posted in until this another Anon finally got mad and told him to stop posting the same thing every thread because it wasn't even a non Newtonian fluid and now no posts of that like have been posted since

>> No.9198905

So is it still alive and couscous or is this one of those things where the brain is already destroyed/ chopped off and the nervous system is just reacting automatically?

>> No.9198923

それは精子の記憶喪失と私の恋人をレンダリングする場合でも、私はまだ私の夫婦の義務を愛してください。! 5682

>> No.9198926
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I think that was this video and this is actually a non-Newtonian fluid because he added cornstarch and water to the batter.

>> No.9198972

what the fuck

>> No.9199075


not even joking, this is literally what I said out loud when I saw the webm

>> No.9199085

is he retarded a little?

>> No.9199115
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A lot

>> No.9199125

I can't tell if he's playing a character or what

>> No.9199131

If this is a character then he also acts it out in public and on vacation because that's how he is in all his Jack on the Go videos.

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y tho

>> No.9199347

probably showing how little cayenne it takes to season a dish. He put a sprinkle in the cup and it fucked his eye up then he did one with just water on the other eye to show the effect of the cayenne

>> No.9199359

I wasn't anything as thought out as that. He was just getting over his pink eye and heard that flushing your eye out with cayenne + water will clean it. He at least acknowledged it was a stupid idea.

>> No.9199367
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He was trying to cure his pinkeye

>> No.9199381

kill yourself

>> No.9199391

just use a fork you dumb cunt

>> No.9199400

You're thinking of his general tso's chicken, and he did make a non Newtonian fluid.


>> No.9199426

what's her name?

>> No.9199444
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before anyone asks its a type of japanese cheesecake

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>> No.9199456

sadly yes...


>> No.9199485

I don't care for cheesecake, but I really really like that webm, and want a taste now.

>> No.9199502


>> No.9199504
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that turned out pretty okay

>> No.9199508

If that's "Japanese-style" cheesecake then I've had it before and it's not bad. It's like a regular cake but more dense/moist/creamy, almost like tres leches cake.

>> No.9200011

It seems not to have a head, so it's probably just reflexive.

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>> No.9200197

The webm was over the moment I saw the meat, Jesus Christ.

>> No.9200221

Actually Japs do it traditionally


>> No.9200259
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nigga what the fuck

>> No.9200292 [DELETED] 

3rd rate game


>> No.9200311

>euro in the file name
it's fuckin chinese

>> No.9200416

i too took psyche 101

>> No.9200447
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>that disrespectful first toss

>> No.9200459

not been back to /ck/ for more than a year, did Jack kill himself with food poisoning yet? Is he in prison for abusing his son?

>> No.9200463


He still managed to undercook it.

>> No.9200482

this is one of the only steaks that you WANT to overcook, please tell me he didn't eat it

>> No.9200492

probably to light cigarettes and joints

>> No.9200493

looks more like pound cake

>> No.9200499
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Half the Japanese food pics I see have an egg on them for no reason.

>> No.9200511


> is it olive and couscous

>> No.9200513


fake boobs are so 90s

>> No.9200533

This is swedish, just check the keyboard.

>> No.9200558


your beaner fly shenanigans wont work on this bullshit, please cease the fly jargon, your pacific eels will only help in the end in the muck, god bless dr. pepper. stop thinking in terms of brown or grey, they are all the same juju.

>> No.9200560

it's performance art faggio

>> No.9200565

I want to stick my dick in it

>> No.9200570

God his face is like a punched in dog

>> No.9200705

some can be very savoury and far more cheesey.

pound cake aint that soft and supple

have some more then

this ones been doing the round in webm form for ages: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylQrVvdncME

heres a similar video to the webm i posted, seem to be a Taiwanese version of a castella cake, rip me.


Pablo cheesetart is another really interesting japanese cheese"cake"

>> No.9200768

>Any time I see something I think is shitty, I'm going to assume it's American.
That's not a US QWERTY or Dvorak keyboard, so he's unlikely to be American. Fuck off.

>> No.9200771

Not even a fork can help that undercooked shit. He's not a chef, he's not even a cook. He's an example of what stupid people make popular by patronizing retarded and degenerate things rather than intelligent and good things.

>> No.9200772

>When you're so bad at cooking that the food resists being prepared by you.

>> No.9200774

Anytime I see something shitty it actually is European

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>> No.9200874

I'd say this looks like a pretty good combination. Also I think that's slices of zucchini, not cucumber.

>> No.9200880

>obvious Asian letters

Can't tell if American who has never left his trailerpark or a falseflag.

>> No.9200883

Either your autistic enough not to understand a joke, or autistic enough to pretend to take the bait. Which is it?

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>> No.9200981

TFW I've actually done this before.

Fucking corn starch

>> No.9201239

I'd have loved to try one of those when I was in Japan but I couldn't find any.

>> No.9201367

cheflets when will they learn?

>> No.9201425


How can you be so pathetic to not only decide those pictures of that fat nigger are not only worth saving but also worth posting? I genuinely hope that you're using those for a fake facebook or something and that isn't your girlfriend.

>> No.9201495

He thinks he is making a point about PC or some shit. Pretty sure he himself is ugly af.

>> No.9201514


it is not his kitchen.

>> No.9201542

they sell at every bakery nearly. maybe not that big, but same thing, essentially

>> No.9201754

>those Canadian labels

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prequel to cayenne eye rinse

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>> No.9201791

no you see why he has to choke
his kids are baboon children that need discipline, just protecting Tammy

>> No.9201797
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Tammy loves some BBCs while her cuck husband makes youtube videos

>> No.9201815

>those wobbles

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>phone in the fucking meat carton

>> No.9201830

Is this castella?

>> No.9201845
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>> No.9201858

If you eat that you cant take a shit for a whole month

>> No.9201867

and you have to get a booster shot

>> No.9201952

audibly kekd

>> No.9201964
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I actually sighed when I saw that he'd burned the hotdogs.

>> No.9201980

hot dogs should only be eaten when covered in corn batter and fried or burnt

>> No.9201989

>Jack goes to the park to make sandwiches with his medically obese wife

Only in the USA

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>> No.9202074
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>flames touching the meat
Fucking Americans and your cookie-cutter gas-fed toy grills

>> No.9202173

I disagree. A good hotdog can be had by browning it over an open flame. You don't have to burn the poor thing.

>> No.9202223

This is satire. Jack has got to be a satire cook. And he's extremely good at it. He's like a psychic who predicts the wrong card %100 percent of the time in one sitting, its just as unlikely as getting them all right. Its almost... intentional how badly that is fucked up.

No more jack plz

>> No.9202230
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one more Ja/ck/ for you

>> No.9202295
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>> No.9202308


I didn't know they have cheese in Japan

>> No.9202313


It's propane motherfucker

>> No.9202320

What really seals the deal on how clearly satirical Jack's videos are is how he pretends to not be able to use a knife and fork.

>> No.9202330

Because they don't do milk. It's a substitution for cream.

>> No.9202387

goddamn I recognise that kitchen

>> No.9202400

It... it just keeps getting worse. Every webm of him... always worse. When will it end?

>> No.9202406

>Americans invent BBQ
>Charcoal grills and BBQ pits from sea to shining sea.

Shut the fuck up.

>> No.9202443

Way too many onions, but a great looking egg.

>> No.9202474
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until he dies

>> No.9202478
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>> No.9202484

Why is there holes in the knife? That would make cutting and cleaning more difficult than with a smooth surface.

>> No.9202489

Speed holes.

>> No.9202504

speed holes

>> No.9202507

>Why is there holes in the knife? That would make cutting and cleaning more difficult than with a smooth surface.
It's a Tupperware cheese knife. Holes are supposed to be surface area that cheese won't stick to, such that when doing slices, you don't need to knock off the last slice clinging to the blade. It works if you want a multitasker. I was gifted one many years ago, and they were a finely serrated edge and rocker curve to it, so they were also speedy with cucumber slicing, and tomatoes were also good with their little skin on them.

No comment on that insane video of someone knuckles back cutting through plastic in the middle with one! LOL

>> No.9202671

You now realize that Jack never flipped any of these food items on the grill. He simply let them rest on one side until his fucked up brain that is unable to tell the difference between cooked and raw meat told him to take it off.

>> No.9202697

Waaahhh the yolky isnt solid and gray like mommy makes it! It is undercooked! It will give Big Boy rumbly tummies and make me poopoo in special school! Seriously man, unless it smells rank when you crack the shell an egg is safe to eat raw. If it was infested with bacteria internally then the entire species known as Chickens would go extinct since you know.. it is where their babies hatch from and grow as embryos. The inside of an egg is sterile. It is only when the shell and membrane are breached that contamination can occur.

The whole "Raw eggs will 100% cause salmonella poisoning" was created by WW2 moms making up excuses why they were too busy fucking the mail/milk/any man that walked by when hubby was at war to take the food out of the oven at the right time and it got passed on to an entire generation of girls. "Thats right honey, so when you are late taking dinner out of the oven, just tell them that if it doesnt have the consistency of hard rubber, it will make them shit themselves to death. That way you get extra time to ride Seth the neighbors cock!"

>> No.9202718
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>> No.9202726

Hey Pajeet, how will your pay be impacted when McDonalds finds out you have been insulting some of its biggest customer base. Redneck whites? You better clam up or delete your posts before Corporate decides to cut you off.

>> No.9202729

he was probably busy taking some calls and got distracted

>> No.9202743

Jack burned himself with hot oil splash back during one of his many strokes in the kitchen and thusly refuses to preheat oil when cooking. He will only turn the burner on once the food is in the pan.

Ofcourse to him, it was the oils fault, not his own failure to follow basic safety precautions

>> No.9202746

>You now realize that Jack never flipped any of these food items on the grill.

Sokath, his eyes open!

>> No.9202801

there are a couple of brands of cheesecake (basically a licensed bakery that specilizes in one thing.) In japan, i linked a whole bunch of vids further up that list brands. If you're back over there just google directions to the nearest one. The one in the webm is a Taiwan one.

that one is yes.

cheese is actually very popular in asian, especially korea, they eat it on fucking everything. Japan is a large consumer of ice cream.

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Its a gimmick. Cheese wont stick to the knife because there is no knife

>> No.9202818
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>there is no knife

>> No.9202819

do you seriously expect anyone to read all that shit

>> No.9202826

You just did.

>> No.9202861
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Fun Fact About Ja/ck/
He buys a new knife when old one gets dull

>> No.9202895

They're clearly bees. Flies don't hover and swarm like that. Also, you can clearly see in >>9198467 that they are bees.


Avatarfagging is a bannable offense.

>> No.9202899

How does he so consistently make the simple act of eating look THAT disgusting?

>> No.9202916
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And propane is a... ?


No you did not invent the tradition of BBQ. You just practice one of several worldwide variations among other countries where it's also heavily rooted.

What is an Argentine asado?
What is a South African braai?
What is an Australian barbie?

>> No.9202917
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Eat burger like a taco

>> No.9202919
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Eat taco like burger

>> No.9202922

obviously not

>> No.9202932

yeah, american culture has never been exported and consumed abroad before. Throw some more blue jeans on the barbie.

fucking idiot.

>> No.9202942

lmao where is all that liquid coming from? i thought it was done draining out but when he goes to take a bite it just starts back up again. did he put a lot of vegetables on it without cooking them enough?

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salsa juices

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>> No.9202955
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Are you really this arrogant or just a brilliant troll?

>Huge herds of wild cattle roamed much of the pampa region of Argentina until the mid-nineteenth century. Inhabitants of the Río de la Plata, especially the equestrian gaucho, developed a fondness for beef, especially asado, which is roasted beef (or lamb or goat). The meat, often a side of ribs, is skewered on a metal frame called an asador and is roasted by placing it next to a slow-burning fire. Gauchos favored cooking asado with the wood of the quebracho tree because it smokes very little. Asado, accompanied by maté tea, formed the basis of the gaucho diet.
It is literally the basis of all our national cuisine and you had nothing to do with it.

>> No.9202958


Pick uno.

>> No.9202990

Are you fucktards seriously arguing over who invented grilled meat?

>> No.9203005

No, I'm just saying Americans clearly have not invented a cooking method that has been around the since the stone age.
As a culinary tradition, it has evolved independently on several meat-loving countries around the world.

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>> No.9203248

ariella ferrera

>> No.9203306

Is he trying to eat it out or what?

>> No.9203319

if you do not make love to your meals you are DOING IT WRONG

>> No.9203360

We need to build a wall

>> No.9203373


>> No.9203379

it seems to me like it'd taste overwhelmingly of eggs

>> No.9203425

>le gatekeeping
I hear Reddit is very inviting

>> No.9203441

Says the people constantly shitposting about how America is the best.

>> No.9203464
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please stop jackposting, this is sad and painful, I wanted real webms

>> No.9203481

how can webms be real if our jack isn't real though?

>> No.9203497

I want to fuck that cake.

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>> No.9203575
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they are just innocent bees collecting a little sugar

>> No.9203587

Has he never heard of a spoon? I mean, oh my God.

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It looks pretty good.
I would try it.

I don't understand the hate ITT.
You are eating crushed beetles every time you order the strawberry sundae at McDonald's.

>> No.9203601

I'm not worried about the fact that bees are crawling over it or that they're dirty or anything. If bees were so dirty, we wouldn't eat so much honey. What worries me is that it's a rolled and folded pastry and there are little venomous animals with stingers crawling on the dough as the pastries are being made. How is she making sure that there are no bees inside those pastries when she is making them?

>> No.9203740

If there are bees in the dough they are either dead or heavily stunted. If they are outside just scare them off.

Stop being a pussy.

>> No.9203752

After all these years of pan frying he STILL does not understand that you gently lay whatever you are frying into the pan. He STILL drops it in as though he is scared of the oil.

There is another webm floating around of him dropping balls of batter or dough into boiling oil and the oil splashes everywhere. He does this multiple times. He is completely incompetent.

>> No.9203756

listen you fucking lame ass keyboard warrior...

don't you EVER tell me what to do again. If you want to eat bees go ahead, it will probably be less dangerous than your usual diet of strangers' cock.

>> No.9203820

his kid's smile and head movements are utterly autistic

>> No.9203842

why did he just dump a bunch of salsa on a brick of cream cheese

>> No.9203886

Not him, but nasi lemak is from south east asia, and that burger's from Singapore I think, and has nothing to do with India. Smelly, dumb polfaggot scum.

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>> No.9203900

>Not knowing about Singapore.

It's populated with Malays, Indians and Chinks.

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>> No.9203910

consider Sudoku you virtue signaling homofaggert

>> No.9203927

This is actually pretty good

>> No.9203940

But Jack is an all American hero™.

>> No.9203956

The majority of singapore is malay and chink. The Indians are no longer really indian.

Although I don't know /pol/ rules on ethnicity so I'm sure there's some sort of chart detailing ethnicity-nationality and when the two overlap and when they don't.

I don't know what virtue signalling is.

>> No.9203979


its the autism

>> No.9203981

You also apparently don't know what Google is

>> No.9203996

I honestly don't care what it is, I'm sure it's a term made up in the last 5-10 years either by tumblr or anti-tumblr people and I could not give a fuck what bullshit meaning it has.

>> No.9204003

It's actually coined by someone writing for the Spectator to describe actions done to show how 'good' a person you are regardless of what the action does, just so long as its in line with current establishment trends.

>> No.9204016

I can see the use of the term then, but I can also see how it could be easily used to disregard someone's arguments or opinions by labelling it "virtue signalling", like what happened just before. Why would I virtue signal to anyone except my boss? Especially to you faggots.

>> No.9204020

Ok but honest question. How the fuck do you eat a taco without getting toppings and stuff all over your nose aside from burger style?

>> No.9204025

you know what it means you contentious faggot, stop begging for attention it is embarrassing

>> No.9204028

Because it's all about societal expectations and self-image.

>> No.9204042

Not everyone spends all day reading and watching pro and anti SJW or alt right bullshit you fuckwit.

To me it seems like virtue signalling just sounds like being disingenuous to fit in. I don't lie about my opinions because I actually have confidence in myself and opinions, I would only virtue signal to my bosses because then it might have a use.

>> No.9204181

he was probably going to heat it up and make a dip for chips. usually people do it with velveeta, it actually tastes okay. not sure why he was using cream cheese instead though, but it would probably work the same.

>> No.9204229

dont eat honey then dumbass

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>> No.9204420

wait, did anyone post the egg fort yet?

>> No.9205060

post it.

>> No.9205140


> italian food

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>> No.9205812
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>When your country is so backwards, you consider burnt meat on a stick """"culture""""

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Fuck, I want to puke everytime I see that disgusting golden ring.
There must be a gazillion undiscovered germs living under it.

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