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>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 00:19:13 2017 No.9195643 >>9195635 That's fucking disgusting. What exactly is attractive to the bugs about bread, ffs

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 01:56:54 2017 No.9195931 >>9195635 >buy a pretty sweet piece of cake >get free poisonous insects inside and swarming you what will europe think of next :/ ?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 02:03:34 2017 No.9195948 >>9195643 she clearly slathers on a sweet paste in those buns you sense motherfucker, bugs like sugar.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 02:09:18 2017 No.9195961 >>9195635 Do Americans really eat this?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 02:19:31 2017 No.9195987 >>9195635 Do non-Americans really eat this?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 02:22:45 2017 No.9195993 >>9195961 Read the filename you dumb fucking cuck

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 02:34:09 2017 No.9196011 >>9195993 Take a look at the labels in the video. They're clearly written in American English.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 02:36:30 2017 No.9196019 >>9196011 It's clearly chinese, dipshit

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 02:39:19 2017 No.9196025 >>9196019 Then what the fuck is "bandicam"? Doesn't sound Chinese to me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 02:45:24 2017 No.9196034 >>9196025 >HURP DURP DURPPY DURP Read the signs in the video you retarded mongoloid

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 02:50:17 2017 No.9196046 >>9196019 Huh, you're right. So it's not European after all, I guess? To be fair, you probably shouldn't expect the average American to know the difference.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 03:02:50 2017 No.9196082 >>9196046 >MUH MURRICAN Hmm I guess you really are obsessed

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 03:29:40 2017 No.9196138 File: 2.60 MB, 1920x1080, tonktsu.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >inb4 the egg fights begin

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 04:10:28 2017 No.9196235 File: 2.60 MB, 640x360, 2d622170ddfbf19c8ff7ed969da7b087a87720ac983fab1c385890fcb67d5abe.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9195635

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 04:12:07 2017 No.9196239 File: 2.81 MB, 640x360, 8f25268f0f18608018ad1a5c358b54f639fa976590e2e00362be42c45117a611.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 04:14:16 2017 No.9196242 >>9196235 what is this?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 04:16:13 2017 No.9196246 File: 65 KB, 688x384, 1500610528468.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Can someone please explain what's going on here? Are these intended for human consumption? Are Chinese people immune to bee stings?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 04:16:38 2017 No.9196247 >>9196138 I don't get how anyone can like uncooked egg

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 04:25:12 2017 No.9196260 >>9196138 Man, I like green onions, but come on now.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 04:25:34 2017 No.9196261 >>9196247 "uncooked" come back when youre over 16 you little shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 04:27:02 2017 No.9196265 >>9196242 Fuck off, retard.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 04:27:41 2017 No.9196268 >>9196138 Aw c'mon now

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 04:29:50 2017 No.9196275 >>9196247 >uncooked it's soft-boiled, you pleb much better taste and texture than hard-boiled shit

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 04:40:28 2017 No.9196294 >>9196247 >>9196275 Its a 5 1/2 min egg btw. if you go 6 the white is solid outside.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 04:41:04 2017 No.9196296 >>9196275 it's poached and it's underdone.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 04:51:57 2017 No.9196308 >>9196025 Bandicam is a software. Hope you feel dumb after reading this.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 05:26:12 2017 No.9196358 File: 2.78 MB, 640x360, 1486133454209.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9196239 Beeyewdafull

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 05:34:15 2017 No.9196375 File: 2.97 MB, 960x540, You have to eat all the eggs.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 05:34:32 2017 No.9196377 >>9195635 >Watch as the OP shits up his own thread, instantly.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 05:59:02 2017 No.9196409 >>9196296 pretty sure it's cooked in shell

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 06:06:47 2017 No.9196432 >>9196375 Why is there a toaster on the coffee table?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 07:15:18 2017 No.9196542 File: 1.36 MB, 640x360, nasi lemak burger.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 07:39:30 2017 No.9196572 >>9196542 >fried chicken >fried egg >tomato sauce >cucumbers I'm so confused, is that all supposed to taste good together?

Anonymous Fri Jul 21 07:49:16 2017 No.9196586

>>9196572

Inspired by a local favourite, it’s flavourful and yummy! Delight in a juicy yet crispy, coconut flavoured chicken thigh patty coated with cornflake crunch and, paired with a sweet yet spicy sambal sauce, then topped with a fried egg, caramelised onions and crunchy cucumber slices. All between lightly toasted roti. Sedap!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 07:51:36 2017 No.9196588 File: 2.17 MB, 400x225, Arab Tea.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 07:54:09 2017 No.9196595 >>9196432 To make toast.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 07:56:47 2017 No.9196598 >>9196239 superior eating utensil

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 08:11:39 2017 No.9196626 >>9196432 Why wouldn't be there a toaster on the coffee table?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 08:12:27 2017 No.9196629 >>9195635 Are those bees? I don't mind bees.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 08:15:31 2017 No.9196638 File: 2.93 MB, 852x480, FreshMeat.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 08:33:22 2017 No.9196689 >>9196375 what is the backstory/context for this?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 08:36:40 2017 No.9196691 >>9196689 I've seen enough of Japanese porn to say the backstory is that it's Japanese porn.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 08:40:12 2017 No.9196697 >>9196375 >you have to eat all the eggs

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 08:40:38 2017 No.9196698 >>9196375 jav code?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 08:51:50 2017 No.9196713 File: 284 KB, 647x423, youhungrynow.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9196638 Live eel is pretty good. When I lived in Korea my in laws always took us to a live eel BBQ place and we would get shit faced.

Anonymous Fri Jul 21 08:56:10 2017 No.9196718

>>9196689
There's a screenshot of what anon would do if he found a passed out girl on a random bench.

He'd take her home, and then in the morning, when she woke up, he'd say "you don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat all the eggs."

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 08:57:08 2017 No.9196719 >>9196235 flicks your pork away

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 09:01:51 2017 No.9196726 >>9196588 Why waste time on this instead of shooting them

Anonymous Fri Jul 21 09:05:30 2017 No.9196731

>>9196719
That part gets me angry. He's disgusting for making and eating whatever that shit is but the way he just flicks that pork away just upsets me. And you know he's not going to be the one to figure out where the hell it went and clean it up. His kitchen looks pretty clean but it must be Tammy who does that or maybe a mexican housekeeper or something. Does he even have enough money for that? Every time I start thinking about his business I'm always stumped how he isn't bankrupt, like does he actually get enough sales on his sauce to break even? Does shilling for unitaskers and nexium make decent money? The man is a mystery.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 09:06:23 2017 No.9196735 >>9195643 There is nothing disgusting about it. Those are bees you assbirth shitnugget.

Anonymous Fri Jul 21 09:08:47 2017 No.9196738

>>9196588
>>9196726
There are already tons of videos of execution by shooting, it wouldn't have any impact. I don't think I've ever seen a cage drowning before. And does anyone know if that's what actually happens when you drown? I mean the guy that's foaming at the mouth.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 09:11:20 2017 No.9196744 >>9196738 No it's just cgi in the video

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 09:13:48 2017 No.9196749 >>9196731 it's a set

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 09:14:56 2017 No.9196752 >>9196738 Nursefag here. Yes, the foaming isn't atypical. Poor bastards.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 09:48:04 2017 No.9196828 File: 2.99 MB, 800x450, 1499112099630.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9196749 It's not a set that was his actual house kitchen when he lived in California

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 09:54:01 2017 No.9196839 >>9196731 >like does he actually get enough sales on his sauce to break even? When he was on West Texas Investors Club, he said they make $100,000 revenue on sauce per yer. I'd be quite surprised if his sauce cost is 100k

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 09:54:08 2017 No.9196840 >>9196828 it clearly was a set.

Anonymous Fri Jul 21 10:05:22 2017 No.9196884 [DELETED]

>>9196239
im going to post my 9.5 lb smoked shoulder later on. i have pictures of it from unseasoned/untrimmed all the way through so far. i'll make a webm of the pulling. his pork is way undercooked for what he's trying to do and i cringe every single time i see that shit. only reason i didnt close the browser is because i have one cooking.

Anonymous Fri Jul 21 10:08:28 2017 No.9196897
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>>9196840
He doesn't have a set now and he didn't have one in that video. Jack has never used a set.

>>9196839
I wouldn't trust any of the numbers he gave. Even those redneck hosts were skeptical of his numbers

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 10:11:29 2017 No.9196905 >>9196638 Explain? Its head is clearly chopped of.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 10:12:25 2017 No.9196910 >>9196726 For propaganda purposes of course So that supposedly their enemies will be scared to fight them

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 10:21:28 2017 No.9196936 >>9196897 all of my jimmies

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 10:23:29 2017 No.9196946 not webm but 1.5 hour long food porn https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxnqJPiAXEs

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 10:24:41 2017 No.9196952 >>9196138 that's way too many spring onions

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 10:29:13 2017 No.9196969 >>9196897 i reiterate: that kitchen was clearly a set.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 10:30:48 2017 No.9196978 >>9196969 Wrong

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 10:37:55 2017 No.9197002 >>9196897 M A X F I L L A X F I L L

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 10:52:25 2017 No.9197047 >>9196588 >how is this in any way related to food and/or cooking? Are these people being prepared to be cooked? I don't get it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 10:57:48 2017 No.9197055 >>9195635 Could someone explain to me what the fuck is going on in this video and why it's apparently acceptable wherever the fuck it is

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 11:01:04 2017 No.9197061 >>9197055 bee mochi

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 11:05:27 2017 No.9197069 >>9196588 How long do they keep them there? I can hold my breath for up to 5 minutes, I've been training for this!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 11:05:38 2017 No.9197070 >>9197061 well fuck me, that's a real thing Chinese are subhumans, jesus christ

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 11:06:36 2017 No.9197072 >>9196905 reflexes dont go to the brain to be processed before signals get sent to the muscles. could also be a tiny bit of the brain stem left that sends signals

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 11:20:14 2017 No.9197113 >>9197069 6 minutes check and mate anon

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 11:21:38 2017 No.9197117 >>9197070 Why do you hate me for things my people do thousands of miles overseas? ;_;

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 11:25:10 2017 No.9197127 >>9196897 why is the oil cold

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 11:27:42 2017 No.9197132 File: 1.95 MB, 720x570, pasta.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 11:29:14 2017 No.9197137 File: 2.41 MB, 499x499, 4d2.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9197132 >that ketchup precum

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 12:19:49 2017 No.9197288 >>9197132 Do Americans actually do this?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 12:21:47 2017 No.9197297 >>9197288 im swedish and yes we do

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 12:38:54 2017 No.9197335 File: 132 KB, 272x251, 1498164637900.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9197137

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 12:44:54 2017 No.9197350 >>9196235 This webm will never be not posted.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 13:10:57 2017 No.9197420 >>9197288 The only person I've ever known to do this is French

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 13:19:44 2017 No.9197448 >>9197288 >Do Americans actually do this? Do you mean, type on keyboards with diacritics? No we don't.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 13:35:46 2017 No.9197517 >>9196689 Newfag

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 13:39:13 2017 No.9197527 >>9197132 >/sip/ bro cuisine nice!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 13:53:05 2017 No.9197555 >>9197517 Why don't you try not being a gatekeeping cunt and just share what you know?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 13:59:11 2017 No.9197566 >>9196897 >Pan, nice and cold. >>9197127 >Why Jack.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 14:10:27 2017 No.9197602 >>9196138 >putting egg on your green onion dinner

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 14:10:48 2017 No.9197604 >>9197555 it was a parody of 40 first dates. the girl's memory is erased whenever she cums and the guy was making her some fresh eggs since that is what her favorite food is

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Anonymous Fri Jul 21 14:17:33 2017 No.9197629
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>>9197555
Because he's such a worthless waste of space that 4chan and memes are literally the only advantage he can even pretend to claim over anybody else. How else can he feel superior about the dumpster fire that's the rest of his existence?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 14:19:38 2017 No.9197637 >>9197288 only if they like italian food

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 14:20:01 2017 No.9197638 >>9196713 wtf i hate gordon now

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 14:29:53 2017 No.9197683 >>9197117 He's just memin' on you buddy. Everyone knows the only real subhumans are black people!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 14:57:51 2017 No.9197766 >>9196586 Holy shit I can smell you from here

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 15:04:37 2017 No.9197786 File: 348 KB, 350x233, goback.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9197766 Go back to your containment board please >>>/pol/

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 15:07:25 2017 No.9197796 File: 220 KB, 1440x810, 1487302607420.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9196969 It has and always will be his house, fucknut.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 15:07:58 2017 No.9197799 >>9197786 Really? We're gonna play that game? Indian people smell good, black people in general are trustworthy, and Puerto Ricans won't stab you in broad daylight. Feel better there Susan?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 15:22:18 2017 No.9197845 >>9196358 >punches the egg to crack it open

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 15:26:01 2017 No.9197856 >>9197845 >smack to eggs together >one breaks, the other is fine Jack is a subtle master of culinary arts, most people are too dim to see this though

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 15:27:36 2017 No.9197860 >>9197799 Don't you have some limp dicked sturmfaggot rally to terrorize minority schoolkids to attend? You know what rock you have to crawl back under. Shoo!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 15:29:44 2017 No.9197869 >>9197860 So just to clarify. Your position is that Indian people in fact DO smell good?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 15:31:40 2017 No.9197875 >>9197856 It takes a special kind of talent to simultaneously undercook and overcook chicken as well.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 15:34:51 2017 No.9197883 >>9196897 >batter doesnt even stick Thats some talent right there

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 16:29:57 2017 No.9198081 >>9197860 >1 virtue point has been deposited into your account

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 16:31:09 2017 No.9198085 File: 207 KB, 970x1139, egg.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9196375 >>9196689

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 17:48:46 2017 No.9198308 File: 2.95 MB, 960x540, 1482315903698.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] A more recent find

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 18:00:42 2017 No.9198328 >>9196735 >wild insects swarming all over your food and getting rolled into the dough alive isn't gross because they're bees

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 18:02:37 2017 No.9198335 >>9198308 Who the fuck would buy a steak like that in the first place?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 18:03:36 2017 No.9198338 >>9198308 >when he places the steak How can one man be so incompetent.

Anonymous Fri Jul 21 18:08:52 2017 No.9198349
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>>9198308
I always feel a bit dirty after I watch one of Jack's vids. And what is with his terror of hot pans? Flob that steak into da pan like a fucking spastic, because muh fingaz.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 18:12:26 2017 No.9198361 >>9198308 It's just so sad

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 18:12:38 2017 No.9198363 File: 327 KB, 1110x684, 1484251394056.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9198308

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 18:16:59 2017 No.9198378 >>9198335 A very poor person.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 18:18:01 2017 No.9198381 >>9196246 Those are horse flies they are flies not bees. That wood will be full of maggots.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 18:19:44 2017 No.9198387 File: 799 KB, 350x230, not_bees.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9198381

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 18:20:34 2017 No.9198389 >>9196629 Horse flies

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 18:22:06 2017 No.9198394 >>9196735 They are horse flies

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 18:23:05 2017 No.9198401 >>9198381 >>9198389 >>9198394 They look like bees to me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 18:23:59 2017 No.9198403 >>9198401 Then you're dumb. At the end when it zooms in on one of the pastries you can clearly see that they're flies.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 18:24:03 2017 No.9198404 >>9196375 That fucking spoon, every time.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 18:25:30 2017 No.9198409 >>9198403 If anything, the zoom at the end confirms to me that they are indeed bees.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 18:25:37 2017 No.9198410 >>9198401 No they are flies

Anonymous Fri Jul 21 18:26:04 2017 No.9198418

>>9196294
Talking about time for cooking eggs is retarded if you don't consider local altitude / atmospheric pressure.

At high altitude, the boiing point of water can go as low as 90 °C, which will be a more significant difference than your 30 seconds at unspecified temp.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 18:28:56 2017 No.9198427 File: 76 KB, 326x147, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9198389 >>9198394 >>9198401 >>9198410 >>9198409 They're bees. You can see the pollen scoops on the leg of the one on the left. But it doesn't excuse what the fuck is going on.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 18:34:40 2017 No.9198445 >>9196738 It's mentioned when you get certified to be a lifeguard. I remember the instructor said that means they've been drowning "way too long"

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 18:36:51 2017 No.9198452 File: 171 KB, 480x600, some chick.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9198427 No, those are flies.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 18:37:28 2017 No.9198454 >>9198401 they're horse bees

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 18:38:45 2017 No.9198459 File: 80 KB, 960x720, selfie.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9198454 No, those are flies.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 18:40:45 2017 No.9198467 File: 228 KB, 472x298, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9198452 Try again sweetie :)

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 18:42:25 2017 No.9198472 File: 94 KB, 655x805, consider this.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9198467 Those are flies.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 18:45:56 2017 No.9198484 >>9198472 they're centipedes

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 18:47:22 2017 No.9198491 File: 65 KB, 1080x607, 3stooges.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9198484 No, they are flies.

>>	FC !!lcqe7ieYjrn Fri Jul 21 18:47:46 2017 No.9198496 >>9198472 s p i c y f l i e s

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 18:52:13 2017 No.9198514 File: 32 KB, 480x481, selfie workout.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9198496 No,they are flies.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 18:53:38 2017 No.9198519 those are horses

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 18:54:16 2017 No.9198521 >>9196358 HE EVEN FUCKED UP THE WHIP CREAM. HOW!?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 18:55:01 2017 No.9198523 >>9198521 >HOW!? Jack.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 18:55:31 2017 No.9198525 File: 89 KB, 498x559, crossfeet.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9198519 No,they are flies.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 18:56:32 2017 No.9198530 >>9196542 it's not fair

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 19:00:53 2017 No.9198550 >>9198525 you're a fly...a fly that needs to be squashed.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 19:20:40 2017 No.9198615 File: 111 KB, 497x618, beeches man they be cray cray.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9198550 No, they are flies.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 19:44:35 2017 No.9198697 >>9197608 im not sure the tacos are the focus of this video

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 19:47:17 2017 No.9198706 File: 2.98 MB, 800x450, 1484227087710.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw the cayenne meme has gone too far

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 20:12:35 2017 No.9198788 File: 74 KB, 768x960, wut.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9198697 NO, its the flies.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 20:18:54 2017 No.9198814 >>9198706 I want to see him butt chug that shot with some pepper sprinkled in. https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/qbwndw/things-i-learned-from-butt-chugging

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 20:20:50 2017 No.9198817 >>9196969 do you know what a set is?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 20:21:15 2017 No.9198819 >>9198814 If you send him enough messages about it or claim it cures diabetes or something I bet he'll try it. He is a gullible buffoon and falls for most marketing memes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 20:32:07 2017 No.9198840 >>9197604 whats it called

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 20:33:05 2017 No.9198846 >>9198706 what the fuck is he doing here

Anonymous Fri Jul 21 20:47:50 2017 No.9198896

>>9196897
Remember when this webm was first posted, people occasionally made the joke of it being a non Newtonian fluid. Then one guy liked the joke so much he repeated it in every thread this webm was posted in until this another Anon finally got mad and told him to stop posting the same thing every thread because it wasn't even a non Newtonian fluid and now no posts of that like have been posted since

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 20:50:38 2017 No.9198905 >>9196638 So is it still alive and couscous or is this one of those things where the brain is already destroyed/ chopped off and the nervous system is just reacting automatically?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 20:54:33 2017 No.9198923 >>9198840 それは精子の記憶喪失と私の恋人をレンダリングする場合でも、私はまだ私の夫婦の義務を愛してください。! 5682

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 20:55:09 2017 No.9198926 File: 1015 KB, 1280x720, 1475394530479.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9198896 I think that was this video and this is actually a non-Newtonian fluid because he added cornstarch and water to the batter.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 21:08:32 2017 No.9198972 >>9198926 what the fuck

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 21:37:17 2017 No.9199075 >>9198846 not even joking, this is literally what I said out loud when I saw the webm

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 21:38:49 2017 No.9199085 >>9199075 is he retarded a little?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 21:46:30 2017 No.9199115 File: 1.58 MB, 1440x1080, 1479722741432.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9199085 A lot

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 21:49:14 2017 No.9199125 >>9199115 I can't tell if he's playing a character or what

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 21:50:16 2017 No.9199131 >>9199125 If this is a character then he also acts it out in public and on vacation because that's how he is in all his Jack on the Go videos.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 22:40:42 2017 No.9199339 File: 223 KB, 682x518, 4037902934016.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9198706 y tho

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 22:43:02 2017 No.9199347 >>9198846 probably showing how little cayenne it takes to season a dish. He put a sprinkle in the cup and it fucked his eye up then he did one with just water on the other eye to show the effect of the cayenne

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 22:46:58 2017 No.9199359 >>9199347 I wasn't anything as thought out as that. He was just getting over his pink eye and heard that flushing your eye out with cayenne + water will clean it. He at least acknowledged it was a stupid idea.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 22:48:06 2017 No.9199367 File: 2.85 MB, 426x240, 1499112325445.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9199347 >>9199339 >>9198846 He was trying to cure his pinkeye

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 22:52:28 2017 No.9199381 >>9196247 kill yourself

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 22:54:35 2017 No.9199391 >>9196239 just use a fork you dumb cunt

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 22:56:37 2017 No.9199400 >>9198896 You're thinking of his general tso's chicken, and he did make a non Newtonian fluid. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9kwmXwLTNo

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 23:02:31 2017 No.9199426 >>9197608 what's her name?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 23:06:44 2017 No.9199444 File: 501 KB, 480x480, fluffycheesecake.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] before anyone asks its a type of japanese cheesecake

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 23:09:06 2017 No.9199453 >>9199426 tacos

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 23:09:35 2017 No.9199456 >>9197288 sadly yes... https://youtu.be/OT1X2FBf7hw?t=190

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 23:16:48 2017 No.9199485 >>9199444 I don't care for cheesecake, but I really really like that webm, and want a taste now.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 23:20:29 2017 No.9199502 >>9199444 T H I C C N E S S

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 23:20:54 2017 No.9199504 File: 99 KB, 463x610, don cherry 2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9199400 that turned out pretty okay

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 23:21:39 2017 No.9199508 >>9199485 If that's "Japanese-style" cheesecake then I've had it before and it's not bad. It's like a regular cake but more dense/moist/creamy, almost like tres leches cake.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 01:24:40 2017 No.9200011 >>9198905 It seems not to have a head, so it's probably just reflexive.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 01:44:05 2017 No.9200080 File: 22 KB, 423x413, 1499561364052.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9198905 >couscous

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 02:36:32 2017 No.9200197 >>9198308 The webm was over the moment I saw the meat, Jesus Christ.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 02:49:22 2017 No.9200221 >>9197288 Actually Japs do it traditionally https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naporitan

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 03:05:37 2017 No.9200259 File: 327 KB, 700x1690, 1499130844844.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9199456 nigga what the fuck

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 03:17:05 2017 No.9200292 >>9200259 3rd rate game Kys

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 03:27:39 2017 No.9200311 >>9195635 >euro in the file name it's fuckin chinese https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0IPv74oEQE

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 04:28:12 2017 No.9200416 >>9197629 i too took psyche 101

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 04:47:50 2017 No.9200447 File: 68 KB, 420x420, 09293c9d86c275ed218ed65d2f1f33d2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9198308 >that disrespectful first toss

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 05:00:56 2017 No.9200459 >>9196239 not been back to /ck/ for more than a year, did Jack kill himself with food poisoning yet? Is he in prison for abusing his son?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 05:03:21 2017 No.9200463 >>9198308 He still managed to undercook it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 05:17:47 2017 No.9200482 >>9198308 this is one of the only steaks that you WANT to overcook, please tell me he didn't eat it

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 05:22:20 2017 No.9200492 >>9196432 probably to light cigarettes and joints

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 05:22:39 2017 No.9200493 >>9199444 looks more like pound cake

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 05:24:31 2017 No.9200499 File: 21 KB, 280x210, 52d15f9678ff897ebd7db9fa2b27f1b3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9196138 Half the Japanese food pics I see have an egg on them for no reason.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 05:28:06 2017 No.9200511 >>9200080 >>9198905 > is it olive and couscous

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 05:29:13 2017 No.9200513 >>9197608 fake boobs are so 90s

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 05:41:47 2017 No.9200533 >>9197288 This is swedish, just check the keyboard.

Anonymous Sat Jul 22 05:54:54 2017 No.9200558

>>9198788
>>9198615
>>9198525
>>9198514
>>9198491
>>9198472
>>9198452

your beaner fly shenanigans wont work on this bullshit, please cease the fly jargon, your pacific eels will only help in the end in the muck, god bless dr. pepper. stop thinking in terms of brown or grey, they are all the same juju.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 05:55:39 2017 No.9200560 >>9199115 it's performance art faggio

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 05:57:37 2017 No.9200565 >>9199444 I want to stick my dick in it

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 05:59:44 2017 No.9200570 >>9198706 God his face is like a punched in dog

Anonymous Sat Jul 22 07:20:09 2017 No.9200705

>>9199485
some can be very savoury and far more cheesey.

>>9200493
pound cake aint that soft and supple

>>9200565
have some more then

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYGnhHA1V1I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpgdwx5X_E4
this ones been doing the round in webm form for ages: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylQrVvdncME

heres a similar video to the webm i posted, seem to be a Taiwanese version of a castella cake, rip me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCgXOKw55iU

Pablo cheesetart is another really interesting japanese cheese"cake"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uaZK3Wpu7zM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-C2qXgfgdE

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 07:54:13 2017 No.9200768 >>9197288 >Any time I see something I think is shitty, I'm going to assume it's American. That's not a US QWERTY or Dvorak keyboard, so he's unlikely to be American. Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 07:56:36 2017 No.9200771 >>9199391 Not even a fork can help that undercooked shit. He's not a chef, he's not even a cook. He's an example of what stupid people make popular by patronizing retarded and degenerate things rather than intelligent and good things.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 07:58:16 2017 No.9200772 >>9198926 >When you're so bad at cooking that the food resists being prepared by you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 08:00:40 2017 No.9200774 >>9200768 Anytime I see something shitty it actually is European

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 08:47:17 2017 No.9200863 File: 54 KB, 566x480, read a book.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9198905 >couscous

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 08:53:40 2017 No.9200874 >>9196572 I'd say this looks like a pretty good combination. Also I think that's slices of zucchini, not cucumber.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 08:56:06 2017 No.9200880 >>9195635 >Euro >obvious Asian letters Can't tell if American who has never left his trailerpark or a falseflag.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 08:57:40 2017 No.9200883 >>9200880 Either your autistic enough not to understand a joke, or autistic enough to pretend to take the bait. Which is it?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 08:58:25 2017 No.9200886 File: 39 KB, 577x566, 1490905103191.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9200883 >your

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 09:41:19 2017 No.9200981 >>9198926 TFW I've actually done this before. Fucking corn starch

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 11:06:44 2017 No.9201239 >>9199444 I'd have loved to try one of those when I was in Japan but I couldn't find any.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 11:46:37 2017 No.9201367 >>9196235 >>9196239 >>9196358 >>9196828 >>9196897 >>9198308 >>9198706 >>9198926 >>9199115 cheflets when will they learn?

Anonymous Sat Jul 22 12:12:08 2017 No.9201425

>>9198452
>>9198459
>>9198472
>>9198491
>>9198514
>>9198525
>>9198615
>>9198788

How can you be so pathetic to not only decide those pictures of that fat nigger are not only worth saving but also worth posting? I genuinely hope that you're using those for a fake facebook or something and that isn't your girlfriend.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 12:34:32 2017 No.9201495 >>9201425 He thinks he is making a point about PC or some shit. Pretty sure he himself is ugly af.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 12:40:39 2017 No.9201514 >>9198817 >>9197796 >>9196978 it is not his kitchen.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 12:47:41 2017 No.9201542 >>9201239 they sell at every bakery nearly. maybe not that big, but same thing, essentially

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 14:11:35 2017 No.9201754 >>9196246 >those Canadian labels

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 14:18:47 2017 No.9201775 File: 802 KB, 1280x720, alpha jack.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 14:19:52 2017 No.9201781 File: 1.58 MB, 1280x720, jack and kitchenaid.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 14:21:01 2017 No.9201785 File: 2.78 MB, 1280x720, everything is fine.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] prequel to cayenne eye rinse

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 14:22:08 2017 No.9201790 File: 2.47 MB, 1280x720, kosher jack.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 14:22:08 2017 No.9201791 >>9201775 no you see why he has to choke his kids are baboon children that need discipline, just protecting Tammy

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 14:24:30 2017 No.9201797 File: 135 KB, 1275x714, bulls.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9201791 Tammy loves some BBCs while her cuck husband makes youtube videos

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 14:30:59 2017 No.9201815 >>9199444 >those wobbles lewd

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 14:39:45 2017 No.9201828 File: 20 KB, 600x450, beyond mad.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9201785 >phone in the fucking meat carton

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 14:40:20 2017 No.9201830 >>9199444 Is this castella?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 14:46:20 2017 No.9201845 File: 1.86 MB, 640x360, TASTY.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 14:50:48 2017 No.9201858 >>9201845 If you eat that you cant take a shit for a whole month

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 14:53:00 2017 No.9201867 >>9201858 and you have to get a booster shot

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 15:17:24 2017 No.9201952 >>9201775 audibly kekd

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 15:20:46 2017 No.9201964 File: 1.55 MB, 400x286, fug dis.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9201790 I actually sighed when I saw that he'd burned the hotdogs.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 15:24:33 2017 No.9201980 >>9201964 hot dogs should only be eaten when covered in corn batter and fried or burnt

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 15:27:47 2017 No.9201989 >>9201790 >Jack goes to the park to make sandwiches with his medically obese wife Only in the USA

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 15:50:38 2017 No.9202063 >>9196638 WRIGGLE LIKE A FUCKING EEL

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 15:54:38 2017 No.9202074 File: 80 KB, 970x646, 602688_20140808174915.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9201785 >flames touching the meat Fucking Americans and your cookie-cutter gas-fed toy grills

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 16:17:49 2017 No.9202173 >>9201980 I disagree. A good hotdog can be had by browning it over an open flame. You don't have to burn the poor thing.

Anonymous Sat Jul 22 16:34:27 2017 No.9202223

>>9198308
This is satire. Jack has got to be a satire cook. And he's extremely good at it. He's like a psychic who predicts the wrong card %100 percent of the time in one sitting, its just as unlikely as getting them all right. Its almost... intentional how badly that is fucked up.

No more jack plz

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 16:35:42 2017 No.9202230 File: 2.55 MB, 1280x720, thats not a knife.THATS a knife!.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9202223 one more Ja/ck/ for you

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 17:00:45 2017 No.9202295 File: 71 KB, 1280x720, 1499981913168.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9196138

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 17:05:08 2017 No.9202308 >>9199444 I didn't know they have cheese in Japan

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 17:06:14 2017 No.9202313 >>9202074 It's propane motherfucker

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 17:08:02 2017 No.9202320 >>9202223 What really seals the deal on how clearly satirical Jack's videos are is how he pretends to not be able to use a knife and fork.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 17:12:44 2017 No.9202330 >>9200499 Because they don't do milk. It's a substitution for cream.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 17:24:48 2017 No.9202387 >>9197608 goddamn I recognise that kitchen

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 17:29:28 2017 No.9202400 >>9201845 It... it just keeps getting worse. Every webm of him... always worse. When will it end?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 17:30:42 2017 No.9202406 >>9202074 >Americans invent BBQ >Charcoal grills and BBQ pits from sea to shining sea. Shut the fuck up.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 17:41:35 2017 No.9202443 >>9196138 Way too many onions, but a great looking egg.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 17:50:32 2017 No.9202474 File: 2.66 MB, 1920x1080, american cheese vs. chinese knife.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9202400 until he dies

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 17:51:42 2017 No.9202478 File: 29 KB, 447x329, stop.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9202230

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 17:53:22 2017 No.9202484 >>9202474 Why is there holes in the knife? That would make cutting and cleaning more difficult than with a smooth surface.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 17:54:09 2017 No.9202489 >>9202484 Speed holes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 17:57:14 2017 No.9202504 >>9202484 speed holes

Anonymous Sat Jul 22 17:58:33 2017 No.9202507

>>9202484
>Why is there holes in the knife? That would make cutting and cleaning more difficult than with a smooth surface.
It's a Tupperware cheese knife. Holes are supposed to be surface area that cheese won't stick to, such that when doing slices, you don't need to knock off the last slice clinging to the blade. It works if you want a multitasker. I was gifted one many years ago, and they were a finely serrated edge and rocker curve to it, so they were also speedy with cucumber slicing, and tomatoes were also good with their little skin on them.

No comment on that insane video of someone knuckles back cutting through plastic in the middle with one! LOL

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 18:46:56 2017 No.9202671 >>9201785 You now realize that Jack never flipped any of these food items on the grill. He simply let them rest on one side until his fucked up brain that is unable to tell the difference between cooked and raw meat told him to take it off.

Anonymous Sat Jul 22 18:55:13 2017 No.9202697

>>9196247
Waaahhh the yolky isnt solid and gray like mommy makes it! It is undercooked! It will give Big Boy rumbly tummies and make me poopoo in special school! Seriously man, unless it smells rank when you crack the shell an egg is safe to eat raw. If it was infested with bacteria internally then the entire species known as Chickens would go extinct since you know.. it is where their babies hatch from and grow as embryos. The inside of an egg is sterile. It is only when the shell and membrane are breached that contamination can occur.

The whole "Raw eggs will 100% cause salmonella poisoning" was created by WW2 moms making up excuses why they were too busy fucking the mail/milk/any man that walked by when hubby was at war to take the food out of the oven at the right time and it got passed on to an entire generation of girls. "Thats right honey, so when you are late taking dinner out of the oven, just tell them that if it doesnt have the consistency of hard rubber, it will make them shit themselves to death. That way you get extra time to ride Seth the neighbors cock!"

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 18:59:21 2017 No.9202718 File: 17 KB, 220x233, U WUT.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9202671 Christ

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 19:00:55 2017 No.9202726 >>9197860 Hey Pajeet, how will your pay be impacted when McDonalds finds out you have been insulting some of its biggest customer base. Redneck whites? You better clam up or delete your posts before Corporate decides to cut you off.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 19:01:41 2017 No.9202729 >>9202671 he was probably busy taking some calls and got distracted

Anonymous Sat Jul 22 19:05:28 2017 No.9202743

>>9197127
Jack burned himself with hot oil splash back during one of his many strokes in the kitchen and thusly refuses to preheat oil when cooking. He will only turn the burner on once the food is in the pan.

Ofcourse to him, it was the oils fault, not his own failure to follow basic safety precautions

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 19:07:02 2017 No.9202746 >>9202671 >You now realize that Jack never flipped any of these food items on the grill. Sokath, his eyes open!

Anonymous Sat Jul 22 19:28:48 2017 No.9202801

>>9201239
there are a couple of brands of cheesecake (basically a licensed bakery that specilizes in one thing.) In japan, i linked a whole bunch of vids further up that list brands. If you're back over there just google directions to the nearest one. The one in the webm is a Taiwan one.

>>9201830
that one is yes.

>>9202308
cheese is actually very popular in asian, especially korea, they eat it on fucking everything. Japan is a large consumer of ice cream.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 19:29:13 2017 No.9202803 File: 1.68 MB, 1508x744, serveimageccc.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9202484 Its a gimmick. Cheese wont stick to the knife because there is no knife

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 19:35:19 2017 No.9202818 File: 971 KB, 320x132, spoony-knifey.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9202803 >there is no knife

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 19:35:41 2017 No.9202819 >>9202697 do you seriously expect anyone to read all that shit

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 19:37:29 2017 No.9202826 >>9202819 You just did.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 19:50:41 2017 No.9202861 File: 2.89 MB, 1920x1080, 1491049017279.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fun Fact About Ja/ck/ He buys a new knife when old one gets dull

Anonymous Sat Jul 22 20:00:19 2017 No.9202895

>>9198452
>>9198381
>>9198403
>>9198410
>>9198472
>>9198459
They're clearly bees. Flies don't hover and swarm like that. Also, you can clearly see in >>9198467 that they are bees.

>>9198514
>>9198491
>>9198472
>>9198459
>>9198452
>>9198525
>>9198615
>>9198788

Avatarfagging is a bannable offense.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 20:01:21 2017 No.9202899 >>9202861 How does he so consistently make the simple act of eating look THAT disgusting?

Anonymous Sat Jul 22 20:06:36 2017 No.9202916
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>>9202313
And propane is a... ?

>>9202406
[THIS IS WHAT AMERICANS ACTUALLY BELIEVE]

No you did not invent the tradition of BBQ. You just practice one of several worldwide variations among other countries where it's also heavily rooted.

What is an Argentine asado?
What is a South African braai?
What is an Australian barbie?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 20:06:42 2017 No.9202917 File: 1.78 MB, 640x360, bison tartare burger.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9202899 Eat burger like a taco

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 20:08:05 2017 No.9202919 File: 631 KB, 720x404, juicy taco.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Eat taco like burger

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 20:09:03 2017 No.9202922 >>9202826 obviously not

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 20:13:08 2017 No.9202932 >>9202916 yeah, american culture has never been exported and consumed abroad before. Throw some more blue jeans on the barbie. fucking idiot.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 20:15:04 2017 No.9202942 >>9202919 lmao where is all that liquid coming from? i thought it was done draining out but when he goes to take a bite it just starts back up again. did he put a lot of vegetables on it without cooking them enough?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 20:16:41 2017 No.9202945 File: 2.76 MB, 1280x720, cucksalsa.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9202942 salsa juices

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 20:16:49 2017 No.9202946 File: 63 KB, 635x355, jfw.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9202917

Anonymous Sat Jul 22 20:19:13 2017 No.9202955
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>>9202932
Are you really this arrogant or just a brilliant troll?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asado
>Huge herds of wild cattle roamed much of the pampa region of Argentina until the mid-nineteenth century. Inhabitants of the Río de la Plata, especially the equestrian gaucho, developed a fondness for beef, especially asado, which is roasted beef (or lamb or goat). The meat, often a side of ribs, is skewered on a metal frame called an asador and is roasted by placing it next to a slow-burning fire. Gauchos favored cooking asado with the wood of the quebracho tree because it smokes very little. Asado, accompanied by maté tea, formed the basis of the gaucho diet.
It is literally the basis of all our national cuisine and you had nothing to do with it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 20:19:37 2017 No.9202958 >>9202932 >american >culture Pick uno.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 20:27:01 2017 No.9202990 >>9202916 >>9202932 Are you fucktards seriously arguing over who invented grilled meat?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 20:28:49 2017 No.9203005 >>9202990 No, I'm just saying Americans clearly have not invented a cooking method that has been around the since the stone age. As a culinary tradition, it has evolved independently on several meat-loving countries around the world.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 20:38:44 2017 No.9203049 >>9197608 DAYUM THAT'S A LOT OF CUPBOARDS!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 20:44:01 2017 No.9203065 File: 65 KB, 645x770, 1486954759512.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9199444

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 21:32:36 2017 No.9203248 >>9199426 ariella ferrera

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 21:51:00 2017 No.9203306 >>9202861 Is he trying to eat it out or what?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 21:53:01 2017 No.9203319 >>9203306 if you do not make love to your meals you are DOING IT WRONG

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 22:05:52 2017 No.9203360 >>9201845 We need to build a wall

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 22:10:05 2017 No.9203373 >>9198923 よく上手にググりた、おまえはおめでとう

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 22:11:33 2017 No.9203379 >>9199444 it seems to me like it'd taste overwhelmingly of eggs

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 22:21:02 2017 No.9203425 >>9197555 >le gatekeeping I hear Reddit is very inviting

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 22:25:45 2017 No.9203441 >>9196082 Says the people constantly shitposting about how America is the best.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 22:34:48 2017 No.9203464 File: 46 KB, 312x312, 1407776167183.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] please stop jackposting, this is sad and painful, I wanted real webms

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 22:37:58 2017 No.9203481 >>9203464 how can webms be real if our jack isn't real though?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 22:42:44 2017 No.9203497 >>9199444 I want to fuck that cake.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 22:58:02 2017 No.9203558 File: 1.08 MB, 1280x720, ganache.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9203497

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 23:02:27 2017 No.9203575 File: 396 KB, 1366x768, beesH0IPv74oEQE.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] they are just innocent bees collecting a little sugar https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0IPv74oEQE

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 23:07:29 2017 No.9203587 >>9202945 Has he never heard of a spoon? I mean, oh my God.

Anonymous Sat Jul 22 23:07:52 2017 No.9203589
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>>9203575
It looks pretty good.
I would try it.

I don't understand the hate ITT.
You are eating crushed beetles every time you order the strawberry sundae at McDonald's.

Anonymous Sat Jul 22 23:12:20 2017 No.9203601

>>9203589
I'm not worried about the fact that bees are crawling over it or that they're dirty or anything. If bees were so dirty, we wouldn't eat so much honey. What worries me is that it's a rolled and folded pastry and there are little venomous animals with stingers crawling on the dough as the pastries are being made. How is she making sure that there are no bees inside those pastries when she is making them?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 00:04:20 2017 No.9203740 >>9203601 If there are bees in the dough they are either dead or heavily stunted. If they are outside just scare them off. Stop being a pussy.

Anonymous Sun Jul 23 00:10:03 2017 No.9203752

>>9198308
After all these years of pan frying he STILL does not understand that you gently lay whatever you are frying into the pan. He STILL drops it in as though he is scared of the oil.

There is another webm floating around of him dropping balls of batter or dough into boiling oil and the oil splashes everywhere. He does this multiple times. He is completely incompetent.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 00:11:00 2017 No.9203756 >>9203740 listen you fucking lame ass keyboard warrior... don't you EVER tell me what to do again. If you want to eat bees go ahead, it will probably be less dangerous than your usual diet of strangers' cock.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 00:33:20 2017 No.9203820 >>9201775 his kid's smile and head movements are utterly autistic

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 00:40:06 2017 No.9203842 >>9202945 why did he just dump a bunch of salsa on a brick of cream cheese

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 00:57:22 2017 No.9203886 >>9197869 >>9202726 Not him, but nasi lemak is from south east asia, and that burger's from Singapore I think, and has nothing to do with India. Smelly, dumb polfaggot scum.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 01:01:47 2017 No.9203895 >>9203886 >>>>/tumblr/

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 01:02:05 2017 No.9203896 >>9203756 Edgy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 01:02:50 2017 No.9203900 >>9203886 >Not knowing about Singapore. It's populated with Malays, Indians and Chinks.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 01:03:52 2017 No.9203903 >>9196946 >>9200705 yum

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 01:05:45 2017 No.9203910 >>9203886 consider Sudoku you virtue signaling homofaggert

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 01:08:38 2017 No.9203927 >>9197132 This is actually pretty good

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 01:13:51 2017 No.9203940 >>9203360 But Jack is an all American hero™.

Anonymous Sun Jul 23 01:19:19 2017 No.9203956

>>9203900
The majority of singapore is malay and chink. The Indians are no longer really indian.

Although I don't know /pol/ rules on ethnicity so I'm sure there's some sort of chart detailing ethnicity-nationality and when the two overlap and when they don't.

>>9203910
I don't know what virtue signalling is.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 01:27:37 2017 No.9203979 >>9198338 >>9198349 >>9203752 its the autism

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 01:29:11 2017 No.9203981 >>9203956 You also apparently don't know what Google is

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 01:32:07 2017 No.9203996 >>9203981 I honestly don't care what it is, I'm sure it's a term made up in the last 5-10 years either by tumblr or anti-tumblr people and I could not give a fuck what bullshit meaning it has.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 01:33:28 2017 No.9204003 >>9203996 It's actually coined by someone writing for the Spectator to describe actions done to show how 'good' a person you are regardless of what the action does, just so long as its in line with current establishment trends.

Anonymous Sun Jul 23 01:38:05 2017 No.9204016

>>9204003
I can see the use of the term then, but I can also see how it could be easily used to disregard someone's arguments or opinions by labelling it "virtue signalling", like what happened just before. Why would I virtue signal to anyone except my boss? Especially to you faggots.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 01:40:16 2017 No.9204020 >>9202919 Ok but honest question. How the fuck do you eat a taco without getting toppings and stuff all over your nose aside from burger style?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 01:41:32 2017 No.9204025 >>9203996 you know what it means you contentious faggot, stop begging for attention it is embarrassing

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 01:42:42 2017 No.9204028 >>9204016 Because it's all about societal expectations and self-image.

Anonymous Sun Jul 23 01:47:15 2017 No.9204042

>>9204025
Not everyone spends all day reading and watching pro and anti SJW or alt right bullshit you fuckwit.

>>9204028
To me it seems like virtue signalling just sounds like being disingenuous to fit in. I don't lie about my opinions because I actually have confidence in myself and opinions, I would only virtue signal to my bosses because then it might have a use.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 02:49:52 2017 No.9204181 >>9203842 he was probably going to heat it up and make a dip for chips. usually people do it with velveeta, it actually tastes okay. not sure why he was using cream cheese instead though, but it would probably work the same.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 03:12:31 2017 No.9204229 >>9198328 dont eat honey then dumbass

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 03:19:20 2017 No.9204247 >>9197608 mamacita!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 05:06:31 2017 No.9204420 wait, did anyone post the egg fort yet?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 10:18:45 2017 No.9205060 >>9204420 post it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 10:44:12 2017 No.9205140 >>9197637 > italian food

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 11:05:09 2017 No.9205217 File: 1.78 MB, 320x228, 1496977078299.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9201514

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 13:35:52 2017 No.9205745 File: 2.72 MB, 626x360, surly king of the egg fort.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9205060

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 13:49:55 2017 No.9205812 File: 6 KB, 161x144, download.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9202955 >When your country is so backwards, you consider burnt meat on a stick """"culture""""

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 14:29:53 2017 No.9205959 File: 12 KB, 277x182, index.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9198926 >>9201785 >>9202230 >>9202861 Fuck, I want to puke everytime I see that disgusting golden ring. There must be a gazillion undiscovered germs living under it.

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