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>>9190428

>> No.9195643

>>9195635
That's fucking disgusting. What exactly is attractive to the bugs about bread, ffs

>> No.9195931

>>9195635
>buy a pretty sweet piece of cake
>get free poisonous insects inside and swarming you

what will europe think of next :/ ?

>> No.9195948

>>9195643
she clearly slathers on a sweet paste in those buns you sense motherfucker, bugs like sugar.

>> No.9195961

>>9195635
Do Americans really eat this?

>> No.9195987

>>9195635
Do non-Americans really eat this?

>> No.9195993

>>9195961
Read the filename you dumb fucking cuck

>> No.9196011

>>9195993
Take a look at the labels in the video. They're clearly written in American English.

>> No.9196019

>>9196011
It's clearly chinese, dipshit

>> No.9196025

>>9196019
Then what the fuck is "bandicam"? Doesn't sound Chinese to me.

>> No.9196034

>>9196025
>HURP DURP DURPPY DURP
Read the signs in the video you retarded mongoloid

>> No.9196046

>>9196019
Huh, you're right. So it's not European after all, I guess?

To be fair, you probably shouldn't expect the average American to know the difference.

>> No.9196082

>>9196046
>MUH MURRICAN
Hmm I guess you really are obsessed

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>inb4 the egg fights begin

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>>9195635

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>> No.9196242

>>9196235
what is this?

>> No.9196246
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9196246

Can someone please explain what's going on here? Are these intended for human consumption? Are Chinese people immune to bee stings?

>> No.9196247

>>9196138
I don't get how anyone can like uncooked egg

>> No.9196260

>>9196138
Man, I like green onions, but come on now.

>> No.9196261

>>9196247
"uncooked"

come back when youre over 16 you little shit.

>> No.9196265

>>9196242
Fuck off, retard.

>> No.9196268

>>9196138
Aw c'mon now

>> No.9196275

>>9196247
>uncooked
it's soft-boiled, you pleb
much better taste and texture than hard-boiled shit

>> No.9196294

>>9196247
>>9196275
Its a 5 1/2 min egg btw.
if you go 6 the white is solid outside.

>> No.9196296

>>9196275
it's poached
and it's underdone.

>> No.9196308

>>9196025
Bandicam is a software. Hope you feel dumb after reading this.

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>>9196239
Beeyewdafull

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>> No.9196377

>>9195635
>Watch as the OP shits up his own thread, instantly.

>> No.9196409

>>9196296

pretty sure it's cooked in shell

>> No.9196432

>>9196375
Why is there a toaster on the coffee table?

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>> No.9196572

>>9196542
>fried chicken
>fried egg
>tomato sauce
>cucumbers

I'm so confused, is that all supposed to taste good together?

>> No.9196586

>>9196572

Inspired by a local favourite, it’s flavourful and yummy! Delight in a juicy yet crispy, coconut flavoured chicken thigh patty coated with cornflake crunch and, paired with a sweet yet spicy sambal sauce, then topped with a fried egg, caramelised onions and crunchy cucumber slices. All between lightly toasted roti. Sedap!

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>> No.9196595

>>9196432

To make toast.

>> No.9196598

>>9196239
superior eating utensil

>> No.9196626

>>9196432
Why wouldn't be there a toaster on the coffee table?

>> No.9196629

>>9195635
Are those bees?
I don't mind bees.

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>> No.9196689

>>9196375
what is the backstory/context for this?

>> No.9196691

>>9196689

I've seen enough of Japanese porn to say the backstory is that it's Japanese porn.

>> No.9196697

>>9196375
>you have to eat all the eggs

>> No.9196698

>>9196375
jav code?

>> No.9196713
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>>9196638
Live eel is pretty good. When I lived in Korea my in laws always took us to a live eel BBQ place and we would get shit faced.

>> No.9196718

>>9196689
There's a screenshot of what anon would do if he found a passed out girl on a random bench.

He'd take her home, and then in the morning, when she woke up, he'd say "you don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat all the eggs."

>> No.9196719

>>9196235
*flicks your pork away*

>> No.9196726

>>9196588
Why waste time on this instead of shooting them

>> No.9196731

>>9196719
That part gets me angry. He's disgusting for making and eating whatever that shit is but the way he just flicks that pork away just upsets me. And you know he's not going to be the one to figure out where the hell it went and clean it up. His kitchen looks pretty clean but it must be Tammy who does that or maybe a mexican housekeeper or something. Does he even have enough money for that? Every time I start thinking about his business I'm always stumped how he isn't bankrupt, like does he actually get enough sales on his sauce to break even? Does shilling for unitaskers and nexium make decent money? The man is a mystery.

>> No.9196735

>>9195643
There is nothing disgusting about it. Those are bees you assbirth shitnugget.

>> No.9196738

>>9196588
>>9196726
There are already tons of videos of execution by shooting, it wouldn't have any impact. I don't think I've ever seen a cage drowning before. And does anyone know if that's what actually happens when you drown? I mean the guy that's foaming at the mouth.

>> No.9196744

>>9196738
No it's just cgi in the video

>> No.9196749

>>9196731

it's a set

>> No.9196752

>>9196738
Nursefag here. Yes, the foaming isn't atypical.
Poor bastards.

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>>9196749
It's not a set that was his actual house kitchen when he lived in California

>> No.9196839

>>9196731
>like does he actually get enough sales on his sauce to break even?

When he was on West Texas Investors Club, he said they make $100,000 revenue on sauce per yer.

I'd be quite surprised if his sauce cost is 100k

>> No.9196840

>>9196828

it clearly was a set.

>> No.9196884 [DELETED] 

>>9196239
im going to post my 9.5 lb smoked shoulder later on. i have pictures of it from unseasoned/untrimmed all the way through so far. i'll make a webm of the pulling. his pork is way undercooked for what he's trying to do and i cringe every single time i see that shit. only reason i didnt close the browser is because i have one cooking.

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>>9196840
He doesn't have a set now and he didn't have one in that video. Jack has never used a set.

>>9196839
I wouldn't trust any of the numbers he gave. Even those redneck hosts were skeptical of his numbers

>> No.9196905

>>9196638
Explain? Its head is clearly chopped of.

>> No.9196910

>>9196726
For propaganda purposes of course
So that supposedly their enemies will be scared to fight them

>> No.9196936

>>9196897
all of my jimmies

>> No.9196946

not webm but 1.5 hour long food porn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxnqJPiAXEs

>> No.9196952

>>9196138
that's way too many spring onions

>> No.9196969

>>9196897

i reiterate: that kitchen was clearly a set.

>> No.9196978

>>9196969
Wrong

>> No.9197002

>>9196897
M A X F I L L
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F
I
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>> No.9197047

>>9196588
>how is this in any way related to food and/or cooking? Are these people being prepared to be cooked? I don't get it.

>> No.9197055

>>9195635
Could someone explain to me what the fuck is going on in this video and why it's apparently acceptable wherever the fuck it is

>> No.9197061

>>9197055
bee mochi

>> No.9197069

>>9196588
How long do they keep them there? I can hold my breath for up to 5 minutes, I've been training for this!

>> No.9197070

>>9197061

well fuck me, that's a real thing

Chinese are subhumans, jesus christ

>> No.9197072

>>9196905
reflexes dont go to the brain to be processed before signals get sent to the muscles.

could also be a tiny bit of the brain stem left that sends signals

>> No.9197113

>>9197069
6 minutes
check and mate anon

>> No.9197117

>>9197070
Why do you hate me for things my people do thousands of miles overseas? ;_;

>> No.9197127

>>9196897
why is the oil cold

>> No.9197132
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>>9197132
>that ketchup precum

>> No.9197288

>>9197132
Do Americans actually do this?

>> No.9197297

>>9197288
im swedish and yes we do

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>>9197137

>> No.9197350

>>9196235
This webm will never be not posted.

>> No.9197420

>>9197288
The only person I've ever known to do this is French

>> No.9197448

>>9197288
>Do Americans actually do this?
Do you mean, type on keyboards with diacritics? No we don't.

>> No.9197517

>>9196689
Newfag

>> No.9197527

>>9197132
>/sip/ bro cuisine
nice!

>> No.9197555

>>9197517
Why don't you try not being a gatekeeping cunt and just share what you know?

>> No.9197566

>>9196897
>Pan, nice and cold.

>>9197127
>Why

Jack.

>> No.9197602

>>9196138
>putting egg on your green onion dinner

>> No.9197604

>>9197555
it was a parody of 40 first dates. the girl's memory is erased whenever she cums and the guy was making her some fresh eggs since that is what her favorite food is

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>>9197555
Because he's such a worthless waste of space that 4chan and memes are literally the only advantage he can even pretend to claim over anybody else. How else can he feel superior about the dumpster fire that's the rest of his existence?

>> No.9197637

>>9197288
only if they like italian food

>> No.9197638

>>9196713
wtf i hate gordon now

>> No.9197683

>>9197117
He's just memin' on you buddy. Everyone knows the only real subhumans are black people!

>> No.9197766

>>9196586
Holy shit I can smell you from here

>> No.9197786
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>>9197766
Go back to your containment board please >>>/pol/

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>>9196969
It has and always will be his house, fucknut.

>> No.9197799

>>9197786
Really? We're gonna play that game? Indian people smell good, black people in general are trustworthy, and Puerto Ricans won't stab you in broad daylight. Feel better there Susan?

>> No.9197845

>>9196358
>punches the egg to crack it open

>> No.9197856

>>9197845
>smack to eggs together
>one breaks, the other is fine
Jack is a subtle master of culinary arts, most people are too dim to see this though

>> No.9197860

>>9197799
Don't you have some limp dicked sturmfaggot rally to terrorize minority schoolkids to attend? You know what rock you have to crawl back under. Shoo!

>> No.9197869

>>9197860
So just to clarify. Your position is that Indian people in fact DO smell good?

>> No.9197875

>>9197856
It takes a special kind of talent to simultaneously undercook and overcook chicken as well.

>> No.9197883

>>9196897
>batter doesnt even stick
Thats some talent right there

>> No.9198081

>>9197860
>1 virtue point has been deposited into your account

>> No.9198085
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>>9196375
>>9196689

>> No.9198308
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A more recent find

>> No.9198328

>>9196735
>wild insects swarming all over your food and getting rolled into the dough alive isn't gross because they're bees

>> No.9198335

>>9198308
Who the fuck would buy a steak like that in the first place?

>> No.9198338

>>9198308

>when he places the steak

How can one man be so incompetent.

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>>9198308
I always feel a bit dirty after I watch one of Jack's vids. And what is with his terror of hot pans? Flob that steak into da pan like a fucking spastic, because muh fingaz.

>> No.9198361

>>9198308
It's just so sad

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>>9198308

>> No.9198378

>>9198335
A very poor person.

>> No.9198381

>>9196246

Those are horse flies they are flies not bees. That wood will be full of maggots.

>> No.9198387
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>>9198381

>> No.9198389

>>9196629

Horse flies

>> No.9198394

>>9196735

They are horse flies

>> No.9198401

>>9198381
>>9198389
>>9198394

They look like bees to me.

>> No.9198403

>>9198401
Then you're dumb. At the end when it zooms in on one of the pastries you can clearly see that they're flies.

>> No.9198404

>>9196375
That fucking spoon, every time.

>> No.9198409

>>9198403
If anything, the zoom at the end confirms to me that they are indeed bees.

>> No.9198410

>>9198401

No they are flies

>> No.9198418

>>9196294
Talking about time for cooking eggs is retarded if you don't consider local altitude / atmospheric pressure.

At high altitude, the boiing point of water can go as low as 90 °C, which will be a more significant difference than your 30 seconds at unspecified temp.

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>>9198389
>>9198394
>>9198401
>>9198410
>>9198409
They're bees.
You can see the pollen scoops on the leg of the one on the left.

But it doesn't excuse what the fuck is going on.

>> No.9198445

>>9196738
It's mentioned when you get certified to be a lifeguard. I remember the instructor said that means they've been drowning "way too long"

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>>9198427

No, those are flies.

>> No.9198454

>>9198401
they're horse bees

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>>9198454

No, those are flies.

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>>9198452
Try again sweetie :)

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>>9198467

Those are flies.

>> No.9198484

>>9198472
they're centipedes

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>>9198484

No, they are flies.

>> No.9198496

>>9198472
s p i c y f l i e s

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>>9198496

No,they are flies.

>> No.9198519

those are horses

>> No.9198521

>>9196358
HE EVEN FUCKED UP THE WHIP CREAM. HOW!?

>> No.9198523

>>9198521
>HOW!?

Jack.

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>>9198519

No,they are flies.

>> No.9198530

>>9196542
it's not fair

>> No.9198550

>>9198525
you're a fly...a fly that needs to be squashed.

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>>9198550
No, they are flies.

>> No.9198697

>>9197608
im not sure the tacos are the focus of this video

>> No.9198706
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>tfw the cayenne meme has gone too far

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>>9198697

NO, its the flies.

>> No.9198814

>>9198706
I want to see him butt chug that shot with some pepper sprinkled in.
https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/qbwndw/things-i-learned-from-butt-chugging

>> No.9198817

>>9196969
do you know what a set is?

>> No.9198819

>>9198814
If you send him enough messages about it or claim it cures diabetes or something I bet he'll try it. He is a gullible buffoon and falls for most marketing memes.

>> No.9198840

>>9197604
whats it called

>> No.9198846

>>9198706
what the fuck is he doing here

>> No.9198896

>>9196897
Remember when this webm was first posted, people occasionally made the joke of it being a non Newtonian fluid. Then one guy liked the joke so much he repeated it in every thread this webm was posted in until this another Anon finally got mad and told him to stop posting the same thing every thread because it wasn't even a non Newtonian fluid and now no posts of that like have been posted since

>> No.9198905

>>9196638
So is it still alive and couscous or is this one of those things where the brain is already destroyed/ chopped off and the nervous system is just reacting automatically?

>> No.9198923

>>9198840
それは精子の記憶喪失と私の恋人をレンダリングする場合でも、私はまだ私の夫婦の義務を愛してください。! 5682

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>>9198896
I think that was this video and this is actually a non-Newtonian fluid because he added cornstarch and water to the batter.

>> No.9198972

>>9198926
what the fuck

>> No.9199075

>>9198846

not even joking, this is literally what I said out loud when I saw the webm

>> No.9199085

>>9199075
is he retarded a little?

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>>9199085
A lot

>> No.9199125

>>9199115
I can't tell if he's playing a character or what

>> No.9199131

>>9199125
If this is a character then he also acts it out in public and on vacation because that's how he is in all his Jack on the Go videos.

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>>9198706
y tho

>> No.9199347

>>9198846
probably showing how little cayenne it takes to season a dish. He put a sprinkle in the cup and it fucked his eye up then he did one with just water on the other eye to show the effect of the cayenne

>> No.9199359

>>9199347
I wasn't anything as thought out as that. He was just getting over his pink eye and heard that flushing your eye out with cayenne + water will clean it. He at least acknowledged it was a stupid idea.

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>>9199347
>>9199339
>>9198846
He was trying to cure his pinkeye

>> No.9199381

>>9196247
kill yourself

>> No.9199391

>>9196239
just use a fork you dumb cunt

>> No.9199400

>>9198896
You're thinking of his general tso's chicken, and he did make a non Newtonian fluid.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9kwmXwLTNo

>> No.9199426

>>9197608
what's her name?

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before anyone asks its a type of japanese cheesecake

>> No.9199453

>>9199426
tacos

>> No.9199456

>>9197288
sadly yes...

https://youtu.be/OT1X2FBf7hw?t=190

>> No.9199485

>>9199444
I don't care for cheesecake, but I really really like that webm, and want a taste now.

>> No.9199502

>>9199444
T H I C C N E S S

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>>9199400
that turned out pretty okay

>> No.9199508

>>9199485
If that's "Japanese-style" cheesecake then I've had it before and it's not bad. It's like a regular cake but more dense/moist/creamy, almost like tres leches cake.

>> No.9200011

>>9198905
It seems not to have a head, so it's probably just reflexive.

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>>9198905
>couscous

>> No.9200197

>>9198308
The webm was over the moment I saw the meat, Jesus Christ.

>> No.9200221

>>9197288
Actually Japs do it traditionally

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naporitan

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>>9199456
nigga what the fuck

>> No.9200292 [DELETED] 

>>9200259
3rd rate game

Kys

>> No.9200311

>>9195635
>euro in the file name
it's fuckin chinese
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0IPv74oEQE

>> No.9200416

>>9197629
i too took psyche 101

>> No.9200447
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9200447

>>9198308
>that disrespectful first toss

>> No.9200459

>>9196239
not been back to /ck/ for more than a year, did Jack kill himself with food poisoning yet? Is he in prison for abusing his son?

>> No.9200463

>>9198308

He still managed to undercook it.

>> No.9200482

>>9198308
this is one of the only steaks that you WANT to overcook, please tell me he didn't eat it

>> No.9200492

>>9196432
probably to light cigarettes and joints

>> No.9200493

>>9199444
looks more like pound cake

>> No.9200499
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9200499

>>9196138

Half the Japanese food pics I see have an egg on them for no reason.

>> No.9200511

>>9200080
>>9198905

> is it olive and couscous

>> No.9200513

>>9197608

fake boobs are so 90s

>> No.9200533

>>9197288
This is swedish, just check the keyboard.

>> No.9200558

>>9198788
>>9198615
>>9198525
>>9198514
>>9198491
>>9198472
>>9198452

your beaner fly shenanigans wont work on this bullshit, please cease the fly jargon, your pacific eels will only help in the end in the muck, god bless dr. pepper. stop thinking in terms of brown or grey, they are all the same juju.

>> No.9200560

>>9199115
it's performance art faggio

>> No.9200565

>>9199444
I want to stick my dick in it

>> No.9200570

>>9198706
God his face is like a punched in dog

>> No.9200705

>>9199485
some can be very savoury and far more cheesey.

>>9200493
pound cake aint that soft and supple

>>9200565
have some more then

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYGnhHA1V1I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpgdwx5X_E4
this ones been doing the round in webm form for ages: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylQrVvdncME

heres a similar video to the webm i posted, seem to be a Taiwanese version of a castella cake, rip me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCgXOKw55iU

Pablo cheesetart is another really interesting japanese cheese"cake"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uaZK3Wpu7zM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-C2qXgfgdE

>> No.9200768

>>9197288
>Any time I see something I think is shitty, I'm going to assume it's American.
That's not a US QWERTY or Dvorak keyboard, so he's unlikely to be American. Fuck off.

>> No.9200771

>>9199391
Not even a fork can help that undercooked shit. He's not a chef, he's not even a cook. He's an example of what stupid people make popular by patronizing retarded and degenerate things rather than intelligent and good things.

>> No.9200772

>>9198926
>When you're so bad at cooking that the food resists being prepared by you.

>> No.9200774

>>9200768
Anytime I see something shitty it actually is European

>> No.9200863
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9200863

>>9198905
>couscous

>> No.9200874

>>9196572
I'd say this looks like a pretty good combination. Also I think that's slices of zucchini, not cucumber.

>> No.9200880

>>9195635
>Euro
>obvious Asian letters

Can't tell if American who has never left his trailerpark or a falseflag.

>> No.9200883

>>9200880
Either your autistic enough not to understand a joke, or autistic enough to pretend to take the bait. Which is it?

>> No.9200886
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9200886

>>9200883
>your

>> No.9200981

>>9198926
TFW I've actually done this before.

Fucking corn starch

>> No.9201239

>>9199444
I'd have loved to try one of those when I was in Japan but I couldn't find any.

>> No.9201367

>>9196235
>>9196239
>>9196358
>>9196828
>>9196897
>>9198308
>>9198706
>>9198926
>>9199115
cheflets when will they learn?

>> No.9201425

>>9198452
>>9198459
>>9198472
>>9198491
>>9198514
>>9198525
>>9198615
>>9198788

How can you be so pathetic to not only decide those pictures of that fat nigger are not only worth saving but also worth posting? I genuinely hope that you're using those for a fake facebook or something and that isn't your girlfriend.

>> No.9201495

>>9201425
He thinks he is making a point about PC or some shit. Pretty sure he himself is ugly af.

>> No.9201514

>>9198817
>>9197796
>>9196978

it is not his kitchen.

>> No.9201542

>>9201239
they sell at every bakery nearly. maybe not that big, but same thing, essentially

>> No.9201754

>>9196246
>those Canadian labels

>> No.9201775
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>> No.9201781
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>> No.9201785
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prequel to cayenne eye rinse

>> No.9201790
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>> No.9201791

>>9201775
no you see why he has to choke
his kids are baboon children that need discipline, just protecting Tammy

>> No.9201797
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9201797

>>9201791
Tammy loves some BBCs while her cuck husband makes youtube videos

>> No.9201815

>>9199444
>those wobbles
lewd

>> No.9201828
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9201828

>>9201785

>phone in the fucking meat carton

>> No.9201830

>>9199444
Is this castella?

>> No.9201845
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>> No.9201858

>>9201845
If you eat that you cant take a shit for a whole month

>> No.9201867

>>9201858
and you have to get a booster shot

>> No.9201952

>>9201775
audibly kekd

>> No.9201964
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9201964

>>9201790
I actually sighed when I saw that he'd burned the hotdogs.

>> No.9201980

>>9201964
hot dogs should only be eaten when covered in corn batter and fried or burnt

>> No.9201989

>>9201790
>Jack goes to the park to make sandwiches with his medically obese wife

Only in the USA

>> No.9202063

>>9196638
WRIGGLE LIKE A FUCKING EEL

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9202074

>>9201785
>flames touching the meat
Fucking Americans and your cookie-cutter gas-fed toy grills

>> No.9202173

>>9201980
I disagree. A good hotdog can be had by browning it over an open flame. You don't have to burn the poor thing.

>> No.9202223

>>9198308
This is satire. Jack has got to be a satire cook. And he's extremely good at it. He's like a psychic who predicts the wrong card %100 percent of the time in one sitting, its just as unlikely as getting them all right. Its almost... intentional how badly that is fucked up.

No more jack plz

>> No.9202230
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9202230

>>9202223
one more Ja/ck/ for you

>> No.9202295
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9202295

>>9196138

>> No.9202308

>>9199444

I didn't know they have cheese in Japan

>> No.9202313

>>9202074

It's propane motherfucker

>> No.9202320

>>9202223
What really seals the deal on how clearly satirical Jack's videos are is how he pretends to not be able to use a knife and fork.

>> No.9202330

>>9200499
Because they don't do milk. It's a substitution for cream.

>> No.9202387

>>9197608
goddamn I recognise that kitchen

>> No.9202400

>>9201845
It... it just keeps getting worse. Every webm of him... always worse. When will it end?

>> No.9202406

>>9202074
>Americans invent BBQ
>Charcoal grills and BBQ pits from sea to shining sea.

Shut the fuck up.

>> No.9202443

>>9196138
Way too many onions, but a great looking egg.

>> No.9202474
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9202474

>>9202400
until he dies

>> No.9202478
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9202478

>>9202230

>> No.9202484

>>9202474
Why is there holes in the knife? That would make cutting and cleaning more difficult than with a smooth surface.

>> No.9202489

>>9202484
Speed holes.

>> No.9202504

>>9202484
speed holes

>> No.9202507

>>9202484
>Why is there holes in the knife? That would make cutting and cleaning more difficult than with a smooth surface.
It's a Tupperware cheese knife. Holes are supposed to be surface area that cheese won't stick to, such that when doing slices, you don't need to knock off the last slice clinging to the blade. It works if you want a multitasker. I was gifted one many years ago, and they were a finely serrated edge and rocker curve to it, so they were also speedy with cucumber slicing, and tomatoes were also good with their little skin on them.

No comment on that insane video of someone knuckles back cutting through plastic in the middle with one! LOL

>> No.9202671

>>9201785
You now realize that Jack never flipped any of these food items on the grill. He simply let them rest on one side until his fucked up brain that is unable to tell the difference between cooked and raw meat told him to take it off.

>> No.9202697

>>9196247
Waaahhh the yolky isnt solid and gray like mommy makes it! It is undercooked! It will give Big Boy rumbly tummies and make me poopoo in special school! Seriously man, unless it smells rank when you crack the shell an egg is safe to eat raw. If it was infested with bacteria internally then the entire species known as Chickens would go extinct since you know.. it is where their babies hatch from and grow as embryos. The inside of an egg is sterile. It is only when the shell and membrane are breached that contamination can occur.

The whole "Raw eggs will 100% cause salmonella poisoning" was created by WW2 moms making up excuses why they were too busy fucking the mail/milk/any man that walked by when hubby was at war to take the food out of the oven at the right time and it got passed on to an entire generation of girls. "Thats right honey, so when you are late taking dinner out of the oven, just tell them that if it doesnt have the consistency of hard rubber, it will make them shit themselves to death. That way you get extra time to ride Seth the neighbors cock!"

>> No.9202718
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>>9202671
Christ

>> No.9202726

>>9197860
Hey Pajeet, how will your pay be impacted when McDonalds finds out you have been insulting some of its biggest customer base. Redneck whites? You better clam up or delete your posts before Corporate decides to cut you off.

>> No.9202729

>>9202671
he was probably busy taking some calls and got distracted

>> No.9202743

>>9197127
Jack burned himself with hot oil splash back during one of his many strokes in the kitchen and thusly refuses to preheat oil when cooking. He will only turn the burner on once the food is in the pan.

Ofcourse to him, it was the oils fault, not his own failure to follow basic safety precautions

>> No.9202746

>>9202671
>You now realize that Jack never flipped any of these food items on the grill.

Sokath, his eyes open!

>> No.9202801

>>9201239
there are a couple of brands of cheesecake (basically a licensed bakery that specilizes in one thing.) In japan, i linked a whole bunch of vids further up that list brands. If you're back over there just google directions to the nearest one. The one in the webm is a Taiwan one.

>>9201830
that one is yes.

>>9202308
cheese is actually very popular in asian, especially korea, they eat it on fucking everything. Japan is a large consumer of ice cream.

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9202803

>>9202484
Its a gimmick. Cheese wont stick to the knife because there is no knife

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9202818

>>9202803
>there is no knife

>> No.9202819

>>9202697
do you seriously expect anyone to read all that shit

>> No.9202826

>>9202819
You just did.

>> No.9202861
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9202861

Fun Fact About Ja/ck/
He buys a new knife when old one gets dull

>> No.9202895

>>9198452
>>9198381
>>9198403
>>9198410
>>9198472
>>9198459
They're clearly bees. Flies don't hover and swarm like that. Also, you can clearly see in >>9198467 that they are bees.


>>9198514
>>9198491
>>9198472
>>9198459
>>9198452
>>9198525
>>9198615
>>9198788

Avatarfagging is a bannable offense.

>> No.9202899

>>9202861
How does he so consistently make the simple act of eating look THAT disgusting?

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9202916

>>9202313
And propane is a... ?

>>9202406
[THIS IS WHAT AMERICANS ACTUALLY BELIEVE]

No you did not invent the tradition of BBQ. You just practice one of several worldwide variations among other countries where it's also heavily rooted.

What is an Argentine asado?
What is a South African braai?
What is an Australian barbie?

>> No.9202917
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9202917

>>9202899
Eat burger like a taco

>> No.9202919
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9202919

Eat taco like burger

>> No.9202922

>>9202826
obviously not

>> No.9202932

>>9202916
yeah, american culture has never been exported and consumed abroad before. Throw some more blue jeans on the barbie.

fucking idiot.

>> No.9202942

>>9202919
lmao where is all that liquid coming from? i thought it was done draining out but when he goes to take a bite it just starts back up again. did he put a lot of vegetables on it without cooking them enough?

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9202945

>>9202942
salsa juices

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>>9202917

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>>9202932
Are you really this arrogant or just a brilliant troll?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asado
>Huge herds of wild cattle roamed much of the pampa region of Argentina until the mid-nineteenth century. Inhabitants of the Río de la Plata, especially the equestrian gaucho, developed a fondness for beef, especially asado, which is roasted beef (or lamb or goat). The meat, often a side of ribs, is skewered on a metal frame called an asador and is roasted by placing it next to a slow-burning fire. Gauchos favored cooking asado with the wood of the quebracho tree because it smokes very little. Asado, accompanied by maté tea, formed the basis of the gaucho diet.
It is literally the basis of all our national cuisine and you had nothing to do with it.

>> No.9202958

>>9202932
>american
>culture

Pick uno.

>> No.9202990

>>9202916
>>9202932
Are you fucktards seriously arguing over who invented grilled meat?

>> No.9203005

>>9202990
No, I'm just saying Americans clearly have not invented a cooking method that has been around the since the stone age.
As a culinary tradition, it has evolved independently on several meat-loving countries around the world.

>> No.9203049

>>9197608
DAYUM THAT'S A LOT OF CUPBOARDS!

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9203065

>>9199444

>> No.9203248

>>9199426
ariella ferrera

>> No.9203306

>>9202861
Is he trying to eat it out or what?

>> No.9203319

>>9203306
if you do not make love to your meals you are DOING IT WRONG

>> No.9203360

>>9201845
We need to build a wall

>> No.9203373

>>9198923
よく上手にググりた、おまえは
おめでとう

>> No.9203379

>>9199444
it seems to me like it'd taste overwhelmingly of eggs

>> No.9203425

>>9197555
>le gatekeeping
I hear Reddit is very inviting

>> No.9203441

>>9196082
Says the people constantly shitposting about how America is the best.

>> No.9203464
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9203464

please stop jackposting, this is sad and painful, I wanted real webms

>> No.9203481

>>9203464
how can webms be real if our jack isn't real though?

>> No.9203497

>>9199444
I want to fuck that cake.

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>>9203497

>> No.9203575
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9203575

they are just innocent bees collecting a little sugar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0IPv74oEQE

>> No.9203587

>>9202945
Has he never heard of a spoon? I mean, oh my God.

>> No.9203589
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9203589

>>9203575
It looks pretty good.
I would try it.

I don't understand the hate ITT.
You are eating crushed beetles every time you order the strawberry sundae at McDonald's.

>> No.9203601

>>9203589
I'm not worried about the fact that bees are crawling over it or that they're dirty or anything. If bees were so dirty, we wouldn't eat so much honey. What worries me is that it's a rolled and folded pastry and there are little venomous animals with stingers crawling on the dough as the pastries are being made. How is she making sure that there are no bees inside those pastries when she is making them?

>> No.9203740

>>9203601
If there are bees in the dough they are either dead or heavily stunted. If they are outside just scare them off.

Stop being a pussy.

>> No.9203752

>>9198308
After all these years of pan frying he STILL does not understand that you gently lay whatever you are frying into the pan. He STILL drops it in as though he is scared of the oil.

There is another webm floating around of him dropping balls of batter or dough into boiling oil and the oil splashes everywhere. He does this multiple times. He is completely incompetent.

>> No.9203756

>>9203740
listen you fucking lame ass keyboard warrior...

don't you EVER tell me what to do again. If you want to eat bees go ahead, it will probably be less dangerous than your usual diet of strangers' cock.

>> No.9203820

>>9201775
his kid's smile and head movements are utterly autistic

>> No.9203842

>>9202945
why did he just dump a bunch of salsa on a brick of cream cheese

>> No.9203886

>>9197869
>>9202726
Not him, but nasi lemak is from south east asia, and that burger's from Singapore I think, and has nothing to do with India. Smelly, dumb polfaggot scum.

>> No.9203895

>>9203886
>>>>/tumblr/

>> No.9203896

>>9203756
Edgy.

>> No.9203900

>>9203886
>Not knowing about Singapore.

It's populated with Malays, Indians and Chinks.

>> No.9203903

>>9196946
>>9200705
yum

>> No.9203910

>>9203886
consider Sudoku you virtue signaling homofaggert

>> No.9203927

>>9197132
This is actually pretty good

>> No.9203940

>>9203360
But Jack is an all American hero™.

>> No.9203956

>>9203900
The majority of singapore is malay and chink. The Indians are no longer really indian.

Although I don't know /pol/ rules on ethnicity so I'm sure there's some sort of chart detailing ethnicity-nationality and when the two overlap and when they don't.

>>9203910
I don't know what virtue signalling is.

>> No.9203979

>>9198338
>>9198349
>>9203752

its the autism

>> No.9203981

>>9203956
You also apparently don't know what Google is

>> No.9203996

>>9203981
I honestly don't care what it is, I'm sure it's a term made up in the last 5-10 years either by tumblr or anti-tumblr people and I could not give a fuck what bullshit meaning it has.

>> No.9204003

>>9203996
It's actually coined by someone writing for the Spectator to describe actions done to show how 'good' a person you are regardless of what the action does, just so long as its in line with current establishment trends.

>> No.9204016

>>9204003
I can see the use of the term then, but I can also see how it could be easily used to disregard someone's arguments or opinions by labelling it "virtue signalling", like what happened just before. Why would I virtue signal to anyone except my boss? Especially to you faggots.

>> No.9204020

>>9202919
Ok but honest question. How the fuck do you eat a taco without getting toppings and stuff all over your nose aside from burger style?

>> No.9204025

>>9203996
you know what it means you contentious faggot, stop begging for attention it is embarrassing

>> No.9204028

>>9204016
Because it's all about societal expectations and self-image.

>> No.9204042

>>9204025
Not everyone spends all day reading and watching pro and anti SJW or alt right bullshit you fuckwit.

>>9204028
To me it seems like virtue signalling just sounds like being disingenuous to fit in. I don't lie about my opinions because I actually have confidence in myself and opinions, I would only virtue signal to my bosses because then it might have a use.

>> No.9204181

>>9203842
he was probably going to heat it up and make a dip for chips. usually people do it with velveeta, it actually tastes okay. not sure why he was using cream cheese instead though, but it would probably work the same.

>> No.9204229

>>9198328
dont eat honey then dumbass

>> No.9204247

>>9197608
mamacita!

>> No.9204420

wait, did anyone post the egg fort yet?

>> No.9205060

>>9204420
post it.

>> No.9205140

>>9197637

> italian food

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>>9201514

>> No.9205745
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>>9205060

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>>9202955
>When your country is so backwards, you consider burnt meat on a stick """"culture""""

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>>9198926
>>9201785
>>9202230
>>9202861

Fuck, I want to puke everytime I see that disgusting golden ring.
There must be a gazillion undiscovered germs living under it.

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