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>> No.9243308

no matter what big burger makes the lower bun soggy. If it cant be eaten by hand, lower bun will get soggy

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>Post pictures of burgers.
Here's a good one.

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>> No.9243330

Do Americans really shart in mart?

>> No.9243332

Do Americans really eat this?

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>> No.9243386

Why does this happen in burgerland?

>> No.9243454

It's just excess GMO HFCS being eliminated. Perfectly normal.

>> No.9243564

>this thread

it's like you people forget that the burger is supposed to be comfort food made to be eaten by hand

all these monstrosities that you need like two or three times the size of a crocodiles mouth to even take a bite out of, disgusting

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>ooohhh saaaayy cann youu shiiiitttt

>> No.9243858

Only burger so far that looks worth paying money for

>> No.9243863


>Guy Fieri tries to pick it up and put the whole thing in his mouth

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>> No.9244169

>all overweight

>> No.9244173

That's just wasteful

>> No.9244178

Thats not a burger. Its a stack of meat patties and cheese with some kinda roll on top

>> No.9244182

Came here to post exactly this

>> No.9244187

Yknow what.

I hate shit like this.
I love cheeseburgers, but all this deco over practical food shit bugs me.
Just make a fucking sandwich you can fit all layers into your mouth.

>> No.9244188

Literally blame europeans and hipsters.
Even gordan "scrambled eggs" ramsay can't make a good edible burger to save his fucking life.

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Are you saying that if i go to your country i wont find ANY trashy people? Not even 5 that i could take pictures of and pretend that it represents your whole country?


>> No.9244198

check the one on the far right.

i know its like camo, but its still there.

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>> No.9244208

I was interested until I read the ingredient list.
This shit is on par with people trying to make "upscale" tacos

>> No.9244219

>implying you wouldn't

>> No.9244221

He is overweight as well, just not as much as the others.

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I had this a few days ago. They called it a "tostada burger".

It wasn't a patty, though. Isn't that a requirement for a burger?

>> No.9245133

this is somehow very sexual to me. almost phallic.

>> No.9245155

Sort of want

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Why are you checking out a little boy, Anon?

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>> No.9245233

They don't have bidets

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Love it or leave it.

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>> No.9245289

This looks like a Taco pie. It's probably awesome.

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My mom made this ~10 years ago for us, was pretty good and yeah it was called Taco pie. If you could find some way to give the tortillas some level of crisp that lasts it would be pretty legit.

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>> No.9245395

That bottom bun is fucked.

>> No.9245405

Why do americans look so weird/slightly retarded/inbred?

>> No.9245413

Foreign genes.

>> No.9245427

these are gay

>> No.9245435

what kind of bun can I get for burg that isn't mushy or sugary? regular ones have shit that doesn't belong in bread like soy and vinegar. I tried a pretzel bun today but it was too sweet.

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Because they are?

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>> No.9245701

they cant reach their arsecrack to wipe, quite sad really.

>> No.9245718

>Bone marrow and onion jam

Holy fuck, I had no idea I wanted that until now. Sounds delicious.

>> No.9245808

You think this family knows they're shamed on the internet?

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this is the perfect ja/ck/ webm.

>that camera shake when he's putting all of his 600lbs on the knife
>that stale bun which takes the shape of his claw and cuts unevenly
>that juice dripping when he cold presses the fucker
>unmelted, weirdly round cheese
>uneven tomato slice
>patty is completely raw and cold inside to the point where the fat is intact

>> No.9246261

Something something freedom for all including literal drooling retards who shit themselves. I used to work for a private contractor taking care of them, bringing them to walmart, doing laundry, cleaning their houses. The smell is revolting but its average $15/hr (based on the clients medical needs, most was 45 because she had a birds anus) for what amounts to just doing laundry and cleaning a single (incredibly disgusting) room and sometimes a spongebath. Theres a percentage of americans with severe disabilities that would never be allowed outside of a caregivers sight anywhere else, the fact that all you have is them shitting themselves shows a lack of imagination and luck.

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>> No.9246513

waste of a quality bun.

>> No.9246521

Your life is a waste of a quality vagina

>> No.9246524

I'd eat that i guess.

>> No.9246528

T. Donald Trump

>> No.9246644

I live in Springfield Illinois and we have an item called a horseshoe. It's an extra large burger of sorts, on large Texas toast, covered with French fries, covered in cheese sauce. It's heart disease in a meal. Much like this photo, but twice the size and the fries are between the burger and cheese sauce. The locals love them.

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Had this last week on a business trip to Straya. The Kevin Bacon.

>> No.9246655

>Angry bun

>> No.9246724

>cheese poured onto flat wood board, covering table

>eat with bare hands covered in cheez jizz

What the fuck is this. It's a joke, right?

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Fantastic thread.

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is this a shawurger

>> No.9247234

That's a sandwich, though.

>> No.9247560

There's idiots and weird people just like everywhere else in the world. Sure, you can find a few pictures of them, but that's why pictures are taken. It's not normal. It's abhorrent. I hate that literally the 0.0001% of morons are generalized as being how "all America" is

>> No.9248107

It's unfortunate that almost all threads on /ck/ end up with autistic shitposting about how "all other countries but mine are bad"

>> No.9248121

I want to try this really bad

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>> No.9248696

Fuck off no once cares about what you think.

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>> No.9248873

People eating high-fat diets and taking those pills that don't allow their body to digest fat properly.
Means fat passes straight through and is harder for your body to hold in.

>> No.9249089


No, those are hamburgers.

>> No.9249109

I've always wanted to eat that

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How long did he cook it for 15 seconds?

>> No.9249344

That's a big burger

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This is pretty much how every single burger looks like in Norway. They taste much worse than they look. The meat is rubbery and has a ..strange taste. They are usually drowned in some thousand island look alike sauce. The bread is dry and the pickles are overwhelming. McD and BK are the same everywhere in the world so they are OK. There are a handful of burger joints where they serve excellent burgers though but 99% are like the one in the picture.

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>> No.9250939

God this picture is so depressing

>> No.9250950

we need to GO BACK

>> No.9250954

I know that look anywhere
Thats the look of getting halfway through a red robin burger and then re-evaluating everything you've ever done up until that point

>> No.9250961


how the fuck to people manage to eat these things?

>> No.9251156

Even in the US if the restraunt doesn't put it's burgers at the center stage then it will probably be a mediocre afterthought. Plenty of restraunts in the US sell burgers, but it's only worth it at an actual burger joint.

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>> No.9251765

you're ordering the wrong RR burger AND you loaded up on their steak fries. that's where you gone and fucked up.

>> No.9251770

i'm totally stealing this and putting it on my restaurant's menu.

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>> No.9252565

americans are fascinating creatures

>> No.9252621

The best burgers are ones you can eat without unhinging your jaw and using a fork/knife unlike most of these dumb gimmick burgs.

>> No.9253222

It's from London: http://www.maxwells.co.uk/burgers/

>> No.9253233

Hey shut the fuck up asshole

>> No.9253235

>eating a burger that contains ingredients other than beef and bread

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>> No.9253443

It says on the front page their burgers are "American style"

>> No.9253534

5 seconds too long

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One of my favourites.

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Another from the same place. The same thing, but battered and deep fried bun and all.

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>this is haute cuisine to britbongs

>> No.9254686

>get your hands all gunky and make a mess

how about no?

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>> No.9254706

Oh say can you shaaaart
in the maaaart

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>> No.9254730

What a fucking meme

>> No.9254929

No they are a happy family

>> No.9255073

That """"cheese"""" looks like it tastes awful.

>> No.9255107 [DELETED] 

Stop eating burgers

>> No.9255221
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Get a fucken works burger into ya

>> No.9255276

>egg on burger
get that shit out of my sight

>> No.9255328

No, too much
I guess, fine
I would try just a little bit. Wouldn't want to eat a whole slice though.
Fuck this idiotic faggot
Absolutely not
If I was starving with no other options
Looks like it could be good but all this overflowing cheese is pissing me off with all of these burgers. Too much fucking cheese so many times.
Nah, but not because of the bun color.
Why not. Big kahuna.
I'd try it
Too much pleb cheese
Yeah okay

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Place is ok. The food is waaaaay too salty.

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>> No.9255724

That doesn't even look enjoyable

>> No.9255808

fukken saved

>> No.9255830

My local pub does this right now (a shitty chain pub). Is it actually worth trying?

I coulg absolutely murder a burger right now.

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>> No.9255932

i-is that the krabby patty... but with jellyfish jelly?

>> No.9255965
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rate mine pham

>> No.9255966

Go for it!

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Patty was a little much, but I didn't want to have any beef left over.

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>> No.9256140

ive never had a burger, are they worth it

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oh boy are you in for a wild ride

>> No.9256157

6/10 presentation
Needs a larger ratio of cheese-to-patty
Patty doesnt have a sear, you need to cook it on higher heat next time

>> No.9256278

Shit post

>> No.9256312

You're a big guy

>> No.9256410

But there's so many pictures, they all localise in Wal-Mart/ Target exclusively.

>> No.9256445

I swear to god, it's one guy behind all of these retarded posts

>> No.9257068

You can't just false flag some bullshit and then say some other country owns that mistake. It's like if a dude in the UK sharted is pants at Tesco and said "This is America's fault"

>> No.9257085

Nobody cares about your shit opinion.

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I dedicate this glorious picture of burgers to the fatty nurse that I saw a week ago that called me a vegetarian based on how I looked. Go fuck yourself lady and I hope your back hurts every time you get up.

>> No.9257096

I know everyone will think I'm an idiot but I eat burgers with a knife and fork. Some are just too big and messy to eat with your hand, and you end up eating them too quickly because you don't want it to collapse...

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>5 apple products
>4 starbucks products
>3 overweight
>2 children wishing they were at home playing minecraft and jilling to pewdiepie videos
>1 baby overdosing on late stage capitalism

>> No.9257124

Hahahaha the kid looks so much like he wants to be playing Minecraft

>> No.9257132
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My absolute favorite burger and voted best in the state. The whole farm burger at the Greentruck Pub in Savannah GA

>> No.9257144

They look Anglo.


>> No.9257157

This. If it doesn't look comfortable to hold in my hands, it's automatically a shit burger.

>> No.9257164

Holy kek, you nailed it!

>> No.9257166

This would be cool if it had 9 or 8 less layers.

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>"if you step over here we can look at frames for your wife and so-"
>"Nah I'll just take three of these"

>> No.9257292

>he probably got them the same lenses too

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>> No.9257330

Fucking kek

>> No.9257428

>waaah my hands got messy ew so grooooss i need a napkin
What are you autistic? Man the fuck up

>> No.9257562

Burger here, only burgers in this thread that I wouldn't eat.

>> No.9257602

Yo you from LI?

>> No.9257835

Is that kid holding a trapper keeper? I haven't seen one of those since 1995

>> No.9257977

Is this a new humane way of executing American prisoners?

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its what george washindon died for

;_;7 =====|

haha get it

>> No.9258268


bread / 10

>> No.9258274


what did you fucking microwave that meat? it's fucking gray with no seared marks.

and that cheese is so thin it is nearly transparent.

i hope you enjoyed your cuckburger, i would have thrown it away.

>> No.9258286

Please cook the meat a bit more. I don't want you to get E. Coli, anon.

>> No.9258288

>sliced bread

Die, you filthy fucking abomination.

>> No.9258376

"sliced bread" or toast as i like to call it is literally part of the original "burger"

>> No.9258378

Toasted buns.
Cheese under the burger/on the heel.

Juice rolls off the cheese instead of into the bun.

You're Welcome.

>> No.9258847

Git out and stay out yuropoor

>> No.9259478

They sell that one at Applebee's here.

>> No.9261495

I was able to go to all american once. I had 4 knishes, they were delicious

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>> No.9261987

woooow what is the loaf????

its looking very delicious

>> No.9262227

looks like a fake-ass innout

>> No.9262246

it looks like a McDonalds

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>> No.9262265

Is that mustard or a half-rotten egg?

>> No.9262269

you could probably finish the burger if your Proficiency were higher...

>> No.9262271

>Foreign genes.

I dont think you know what inbred means.

>> No.9262274

its peanutbutter look at file name

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>> No.9263209

That's...that's not okay at all

>> No.9263211

I'd eat one any day. It isn't anything special, but it's readily available.

>> No.9263212

this is way America cant have nice things

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>> No.9263315

I have tried speaking to these people and they immediately start sweating and scream at me. Most of them say "Mind yer own business!" and then start swinging. I only do my shopping at around 3 to 4 a.m. when all of these people are asleep, like their doctors told them to be.

>> No.9263321

this got recalled for giving people blue and green diarrhea

>> No.9263451


Nice pictures of Yuros buddy!

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>> No.9263792

Its toast becsuse the buns are grilled cheese, you tard. Its be hard to make grilled cheese with four hamburger buns

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>> No.9263998


that looks like shit

>> No.9264024

>>unmelted, weirdly round cheese
Wait, that's CHEESE? I thought it was an egg.

>> No.9264063

>gruyère de comté

wait... what ?

>> No.9264066

it's an iPad(TM)

>> No.9264071

>Comté (or Gruyère de Comté) (French pronunciation: [kɔ̃.te]) is a French cheese made from unpasteurized cow's milk in the Franche-Comté region of eastern France. Comté has the highest production of all French AOC cheeses, around 64,000 tonnes annually.[1]

>The cheese is made in flat discs, each between 40 cm (16 in) and 70 cm (28 in) in diameter, and around 10 cm (4 in) in height. Each disc weighs up to 50 kg (110 lb) with an FDM around 45%. The rind is usually a dusty-brown colour, and the internal pâte is a pale creamy yellow. The texture is relatively hard and flexible, and the taste is strong and slightly sweet.

>> No.9264095

>cutting a burger on a plate on a cutting board
Do Americans really do this?

>> No.9264105

You look like shit

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>when you realize there's another one taking the picture on another Apple product

>> No.9264157

That's not a burger, that's an abomination.

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>> No.9264503

Although that looks a bit lousy it actually seems like it would be really nice idk.
That is a fucking heart stopping shit fuck of a disgusting construction paris.

>> No.9264514

>Pasta on a burger
The world will truly rejoice when king John erm figures out how to miniaturise his warheads.

>> No.9264523

Are you from england too? Battered burger, chips and pickled onions. Again something else that looks lousy but I'd enjoy it

>> No.9264527

Check out this guy, he's crying.

>> No.9264531

>king John erm

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But anon-kun, so are you!

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It would appear that the retard is yourself.

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>> No.9264628

Oh that look in her eyes when she's concentrating as hard as she can on the paycheck

>> No.9264876

Because their arms aren't long enough to fully wipe their ass.

If they are able to fully wipe their ass, it doesn't matter, because their diet causes Anal Leakage.

Sourge, I'm a fat amerifat w/ a bad diet who goes to the bathroom every 30 minutes to wipe my ass to make sure I don't end up in a pic on one of these threads.

I never reuse my underwear and buy a pack of 9 every week

If yall have any more questions to get into the mindset and thinking of a fat amerilard, ask away

>> No.9264948

That's the Squeeze Inn right? I grew up in Sacramento but I never went to that place, is it worth it?

>> No.9264965

yes and yes its good only been once my self but really want to go again

>> No.9264978

ok where is this from?

>> No.9265089

oh burger pie
or is it burger wellington?

>> No.9265286

Burger King, at one point they did it as a seasonal item for Haloween but I'm not sure when exactly though or if it's coming back this Haloween. Also, be warned that it does make you shit green.

>> No.9266304

>Also, be warned that it does make you shit green.
spoopy! :O

>> No.9266542

Wait... is this that place near the Target in CI?

>> No.9266592

How empowering!

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>> No.9266668

is this what brits eat??

>> No.9266684

fuck you dirty greasy op faggot

>> No.9266717

there ya go

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Now that looks fuggin tasty

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>> No.9266927

If this was served in a flatcap, instant 10/10

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Typical "foodie" faggot trick. Take a language with lots of gay accent marks, use it out of context with an audience that clearly does not understand any of it. They will be so impressed with the extremely exotic culture of it all, they will pay ridiculous prices and post on Instagram how international they are.
Works every time.
The more accent marks, the better it tastes!

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>> No.9267029

> what's the fucking point of this?

conceptually the flavors work, the architecture does not

Finally, something you can eat.

I'm down with this


pb&j burger? idk, i might


i hated this until i saw bone marrow. it is probably still too overthought though.


but how do you eat it/what's the point? RIP whatever cow made that.

well played and gtfo

y tho

I might be into it if it wasnt so extra. i would rather watch someone try to eat this in public than eat it myself

why not

arugula? and black bun? 2 edgy for me.

better than half of the burgers posted

again, better looking than most


y tho

but this tastes fucking amazing

if i hate myself enough that day

this shit pisses me off

i like the pork belly but i am simulating how i would compress and eat the burger and I am getting upset.

may god have mercy on your soul

whatever why not

you could have a better tasting burger with just 1 of those patties. i hate you. i hate you all


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>all of these meatball burgers taller than the burj FUCKING dubai

fuck off with this shit, it's impossible to eat without making your shirt look like you picked it up off the ground in Sudan

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You must be either a literal retard or a kid if you can't eat a fucking burger without getting your hands and even fucking clothes dirty.
>burj dubai

>> No.9267147

t.shartinmart ameriburger

>> No.9267282


Really with the peas?

They ruin just about everything they're in

The best chicken pot pie is one without celery or peas

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>replying to every burger in a single post

>> No.9267856

That's just a kebab, anon.

>> No.9268223

>black bun
>fries served in a basket and look barely cooked
>everything on a cutting board

Fuckin' hipsters...

>> No.9268617


you're right! first ever hamburgers were made in an iron griddle contraption with sliced bread.

so awesome.


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Don't you eat out much man? Jamie Oliver is a fucking genius and sold millenial restaurateurs offcuts of wood and roofing tiles as modern plates for $50 a pop, and they've gone insane with it

>> No.9269192


Next time make two slightly flatter patties so they cook properly.

>> No.9269199

Nobody cares what you think you fucking autismo

>> No.9269338

This coming from the man whose country has designated shitting streets

>> No.9269813

Do not respond to shitposters

>> No.9269900

Stacked flat patties>thick patties.

>> No.9269916

>not knowing the name of the tallest building in the world

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>Cook up burger
>Realize I don't have any buns or lettuce
>Fuck it
>Put it on two tortilla slices

It was okay but I feel like I did something very sinful.

>> No.9270322

>not just chopping the burger into strips and making a wrap with it

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>> No.9271125

I wanna stick my tongue in that

>> No.9271128
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>Over sixty percent of ground beef in the USA contains pink slime.
Ground beef is not what it used to be.

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Your time is limited, vegan. Once lab-grown meat is available there will be no point in not eating meat anymore.

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>"Hey boss there is an abnormal growth in this beef!"

"Oh just grind it up and make burgers with it."

>> No.9271140


>"Hey boss there is a toxin in this peanut butter that causes cancer!"

"Oh that's fine because it's vegan cancer."

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We get it meat eater.... Nobody will stop you from deep throating warm salty meat every day until you die young like the fagots you have so much in common with.

>> No.9271145

>70% of beef contains pink slime
It's estimated that maybe 5% actually contains that kind of filler product, and the "70%" figure was never given full credibility, the media just ran nuts with it.

>> No.9271148

Vegans buy organic more often than carnivores. Almost every single health food store is loaded to the gills with organic, local, and fresh foods.....

I eat strictly organic and have for the last five years. You just don't know what you're missin'.

>> No.9271161

So if I get organic, local, and fresh beef it's okay.

>> No.9271168

Vegans are also malnourished and uneducated, refusing to stop and think about any of the deluded shit they scream at the top of their lungs, choosing instead to repost inaccurate scare-tactic infographics over and over.

>> No.9271204

Says the fat, uneducated, Americunt every single time. It's like clock work. You faggots never learn....

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Been a vegetarian for 6 years.
Vegans are fucking loons.

>> No.9271230

made burgers out of a bunch of old stuff i had in my freezer that i then mixed with the superburger spice mix and ground beef and pork

turned out surprisingly delicious

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>> No.9271457

for you

>> No.9272116

This is why the Europeans make fun of us.

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>There are people in this world who have never had a burger

>> No.9272308

Best looking one in the whole fucking thread

>> No.9272631

Why don't you just wash your underwear?

>> No.9272660

I bet these fat fucks are self described socialists too.

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>> No.9272747

high fat, lots oil+sugar, BUFFALO sauce, 3x a day with coffee and your bowl control is officially gone.

>> No.9272769

we used those wooden board in my old restaurant, they get about a month through the dishwasher before the planks come apart.

>> No.9272774

it's a 4chins meme

>> No.9272848

In the UK they call this a Hamburger Royale because of the metric system.

>> No.9273129

Is that reviewbrah at age 60?

>> No.9273138


>> No.9273416
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Does McDonald USA serve a new burger each month? Picture is of this months special. Best McD burger i have had in my life ...so far :)

>> No.9273436

>expensive as fuck McDicks

No wonder they're able to have "higher quality" burgers

>> No.9273497
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I had this nice fried chicken burger in Moscow last week

>> No.9273532

Hope the US economy improves enough for the nation to regain its first world status.

>> No.9273546

Where is the vodka bottle.

>> No.9273556

Okay but why would you do this when you could just have two burgers?

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>> No.9273742

What do you like to put on your homemade burgers that you're sure you're the only one doing it?

For me it's honey BBQ sauce

>> No.9274160

Nope not alone. Love that shit too. My favorite though is something I'm almost positive I do. When I make my own sauce I use dark chocolate and molasses instead of honey for the sweetener. Not a ton. You want it subtle. But you can really ramp up the heat and it's offset nicely by the sweet of the molasses and bitter of the chocolate. You want to use this sauce on a thick hearty patty cooked medium, thick smokehouse bacon, bleu cheese, caramelized Vidalia onions, bread and butter pickles, tomato, and mayonnaise. And buttered bun toasted on the grill.

>> No.9274164

*Positive ONLY I do

>> No.9274366

Ice cream and waffles.

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