/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.9279740]

Sup /ck/, today I bring you something a little different- an unboxing thread. Went to check my mail and found pic related in it, with someone else's name on it. Seeing as I've lived here for a few years I'm gonna put the fault on whoever ordered this and help myself, mostly cuz I've never had any interest with this delivered food thing and it's a chance to see what it's about.

Hate me for a thief if you must, but here we go.

[Anonymous No.9279745]

>>9279740
Mate they have fucking commercials constantly with codes to get a free box, I did it before, they're incredibly over priced but if you just get the freeby it's decent.

Very small portions, everything was too sweet, but eh, free snacks.

[Anonymous No.9279750]

>>9279740
Opening other people's mail is a federal crime anon

[Anonymous No.9279757]

>>9279740
First order of business- the packaging. The only thing keeping this closed and secure through the mailing process were two bands of flimsy plastic that I can easily slip on and off. As I work in food safety, that's a big red flag for being easy to tamper with.

[Anonymous No.9279765]

>>9279740
Parents fell for it and when I came over to visit they sent me away with ~100 of these things

The snacks were actually very good, but unless you've got some money to burn not worth it

[Anonymous No.9279773]

>graze
it's like people know they're cattle and just don't care anymore

[Anonymous No.9279775]

open it, or im leaving, faggit

[Anonymous No.9279777]

>>9279757
And interior shot. Seems kind of silly to have sucks detailed imagery on the inside of the box rather than out, but that's not what we're here for. Looks like we've got-
>Pizza Margherita
>Fantastic forest fruits
>Baobab (?) & raspberry clusters
>Vanilla walnut fudge
I've no idea what baobab is, if anyone can enlighten me I'd appreciate it.

[Anonymous No.9279789]

>>9279777
Bah, didn't mean to rotate the pic. Close up of the goodies. Also seems to be a second layer of stuff.

[Anonymous No.9279795]

>>9279777
>>9279789
>people pay for this shit

[Anonymous No.9279806]

>>9279740
So shit is mail order TRAIL MIX?!

Go ahead and eat it. Whoever ordered it is stupid and hipster enough to deserve somebody else paying the Iron Price for his shit.

[Anonymous No.9279811]

Alright, second layer. We've got-
>cinnamon pretzels
>kettle on kern pops
>apple & cinnamon flapjack
>peanut butter and pretzel sticks
The kettle corn doesn't look like it had a good time with the usps.

I figure I'm gonna try the pizza margherita, flapjacks and pretzel peanut butter thing, save the rest for workweek snacks. How much does a box of this stuff cost? Too much, I think.

[Anonymous No.9279830]

>>9279806
>pay the iron price
>for mail order grains
Jesus

[Anonymous No.9279862]

>>9279811

That picture gave me dreadlocks.

[Anonymous No.9279864]

>>9279830

Ok, I fucking laughed my ass off.

Go screw yourself.

[Anonymous No.9279870]

>>9279864
lol dumbass. learn to read.

[Anonymous No.9279872]

>>9279862
>>9279864
You type like a fag and your shit's all retarded.

[Anonymous No.9279873]

>>9279870

I was laughing at his joke. what's not to get? Is your default setting "upset about something?"

[Anonymous No.9279874]

>>9279873
I was laughing at it too retard. not everything defaults to being argumentative. stop being a faggot

[Anonymous No.9279876]

>>9279872

But I'm Not Sure.

UNSCANNABLE!

[Anonymous No.9279878]

>>9279862
Your post gave me cancer, redditor. You have to go back.

[Anonymous No.9279879]

>>9279874

okay... bro.. sephus.

[Anonymous No.9279880]

Alright, judgement and probably my last post in the thread, as I've got shit to do.
>flapjacks
Genuinely tasty, dense and sweet without being too sweet. Drier than I thought they'd be but no big issue.
>Pizza Margherita
Pretty meh, just mildly seasoned bread bits with cashews, which seems odd to me. Edible but boring.
>pretzels and peanut butter
Easy the worst of the three I tried by a country fucking mile. The 'pretzels' are just breadsticks with two or three grains of salt on them, and the peanut butter was vile- had to mix it back up ciz it had separated out, had the consistency of baby poo, and had a weird, sour/spicy aftertaste that I've never tasted before and can't really describe. Had two bites and will throw the rest of it away.

And I googled this shit, it's $14 for a pick of 8 things. Complete scam.

Hope you enjoyed /ck/.

[Anonymous No.9279883]

>lie about stealing mail to seem edgy
>surely this will help us fit in on 4chan
>start shilling your monthly subscription garbage

Kill yourself, I look forward to your stupid faggot subscription shit failing and a class action lawsuit taking your boss' house to pay back the subscribers you short.

[Anonymous No.9279884]

>>9279878

/ck/ is all redditors, buddy. You need to find a way to come to terms with that. No one who is 14 cooks for themselves.

[Anonymous No.9279886]

>>9279883

Don't worry, no one is going to buy this garbage in real life. It's just fun to joke about.

[Anonymous No.9279959]

>>9279883
>stealing mail
Hell, I've lived in this apartment for over two years- if they haven't changed their mailing address over that period of time and STILL have stuff coming here, its on them.

I almost want to seek out the person and tell them to save their money- this shit ain't worth it. I can't believe people have subscriptions for this shit.

Also ended up googling baobob, its one of these trees. Am I eating some cutting from the bark, a bit of the fruit it produces? Is it even edible? Looks like a health fad of some sort just glancing through articles.

[Anonymous No.9279963]

>>9279959
raggin' fraggin'

[Anonymous No.9279986]

>>9279750
But mail is a function of addresses, so it's his.

They specifically changed this in the law to prevent companies from mailing unsellable shit to John Doe at your address and then suing you for MSRP if you didn't ship it back immediately.

[Anonymous No.9280014]

>>9279750
That's only mail from USPS.

[Anonymous No.9280015]

>>9279884
It's time to go back, reddit.

[Anonymous No.9280017]

>>9279773
Well we have a restaurant called golden corral

[Anonymous No.9280019]

>>9279884
it's kind of just meant to be read as shorthand for "could you please stop being so faggy and annoying"

[Anonymous No.9280204]

>>9280019
It actually means stop offering adult opinions in my childish playground I want to protect because I'm adult child. Understand?

[Anonymous No.9280229]

>>9280019

So now you know it's just babies wanting to be babies. Wallowing around in their own shit without anyone telling them No.

Wallow in your own shit, baby.

[Anonymous No.9280935]

>>9280229
>>9280204
BTFO those manchildren

[Anonymous No.9280963]

>>9279880
good thread

[Anonymous No.9280971]

>>9279883
>shilling
>"this tastes like shit guys, don't buy it. It's a scam"
Is he using fucking reverse psycology on us now?

[Anonymous No.9280973]

>>9279740
Did it have your address? If it did i dont blane you. If it did have there address and the live close you are a piece of shit. Nice thread idea though.

[Anonymous No.9280975]

>>9280229
>>9280204
>goes to babies
>yell at them "STOP BEING BABIES"
>considers themselves well adjusted
If you don't like our baby shit wallowing fuck off back to your bastion of uninterrupted genius and intelligent conversation.

[Anonymous No.9281158]

>>9279740
>>9279757
>>9279777
>>9279789

germanfag here, what is this shit? looks like a bunch of party snacks

[Anonymous No.9281171]

>>9281158
Overpriced mail order snackboxes that you get on subscription.

They're a fucking racket.

[Anonymous No.9281185]

>>9281171
who the fuck does this.
I can get the same shit at the store around the corner for ~6€. 10 at the very most

[Anonymous No.9281191]

>>9279789
What the hell, it's just snack food. Why would people think this is healthy?

[Anonymous No.9281222]

>>9281185
I had a friend that had a subscription for a short while. The snacks were okay, but way too expensive. These are mostly for people who want to seem trendy and have more money than sense.

[Anonymous No.9282144]

>Graze constantly offering free boxes through the post.
>Doing a week focused on health at the school where I teach.
>Would be quite good to design a balanced diet Graze box with the kids.
>Ask for free samples. A couple per class.
>Sorry we don't give out free samples.

Bullshit.

[Anonymous No.9282215]

>>9279789
>a good source of copper

[Anonymous No.9282340]

>>9279864
>>9279873
>the iron price
I don't get the joke.

[Anonymous No.9282430]

>>9279777
The baobab is a tree, it is considered by many cultures to be a tree of life and it typically grows in arid climates where the tree takes on as much water as possible during the rainy season allowing its thick trunk to swell to store for the rest of thr season when dry. They live into the thousands of years IIRC. Strange its available in a commercial product as i'm pretty sure the baobab is not farmed.

[Anonymous No.9282455]

>>9282340
Its from game of thrones, the ironborn are sailing raiders. The iron price means you earned it by killing.

[Anonymous No.9282481]

>>9279789
>for use by see booklet

[Anonymous No.9282513]

>>9279750
and?

[Anonymous No.9282530]

>>9279740
>Went to check my mail and found pic related in it, with someone else's name on it.
Bullshit. You're ashamed that you ordered that like a jackass and so you're blaming your neighbor.

[Anonymous No.9282550]

>>9279963
T H I C C

H

I

C

C

[Anonymous No.9282628]

>>9282550
i was going to call you a dumb thiccposter, but that is pretty thicc.

[Anonymous No.9282703]

>>9279757
>being easy to tamper with
>room mate goes on a health kick
>orders one of these boxes full of healthy snacks
>it arrives while he's out
>I open it and eat all the snacks inside
>replace the snacks with cheetos and oreos and shit
>seal it back up
>hear him downstairs
>oh my graze box came!
>sound of rustling
>NO WHAT THE FUCK

[Anonymous No.9283776]

>>9279880

I did enjoy it. Thanks, anon.

[Anonymous No.9283812]

>>9279750
yes

[Anonymous No.9284177]

>>9280971
i dont know whos trolling who anymore

[Anonymous No.9284187]

I'm kinda surprised these scam artists didn't label it Grayze.

[Anonymous No.9284188]

Used to date a fat ''chick'' who was always ordering this shit. I tried to explaining that it's all very well eating these for a snack but attacking the leftovers every night is your real problem.

[Anonymous No.9284533]

>>9284188
>being a transphobe
kys!

[Anonymous No.9285876]

>>9279750
Don't look at the tabs :(

[Anonymous No.9286506]

>>9279750
>>9285876
Jesus Christ. My curiosity was too much. I fell for it.

[Anonymous No.9287179]

>>9279811
>PROTEIN PEANUT BUTTER
>5g protein
this has to be parody