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Gf is making a mess in the kitchen.

>> No.9281029

>>9280992
gfs make terrible kitchen messes.

>> No.9281033

>>9281029
My gf cooks some awesome stuff but cleaning as she goes is not her strong suit.

>> No.9281047

>gf stands next to me while I cook
It's cute as heck but effectively means I can't move anywhere quickly, and forget about draining pasta or dicing vegetables

>> No.9281048

>>9281033
Mine is the same. When I do the cooking starting from a clean kitchen I love being able to just tidy up as I go along, makes the end cleanup a breeze, but the lady does not have that talent.

desu visiting her home triggers the shit out of me because her mother does the same thing.

>> No.9281055

>>9281047
Is your girlfriend a dog

>> No.9281060

>>9281047
This

>> No.9281064

>>9281047
>>9281055
Mine does the same, it's annoying as fuck. She smells food and becomes an angry Veliciraptor. I want to say "get the fuck out of my way" but I restrain. Just go sit on the couch and watch tv until I'm done.

>> No.9281339

>>9281047
Lmao I'm this kind of gf. I know it could be annoying af as I wouldnt want anyone watching me do my shit either, but tbf I'm just trying to see if there's anything I can help with or how he does it. Most of the time I just clean up while he cooks tho.

>> No.9281590

>>9280992
>tfw no gf

there was this time when i made soup with the girl i love in secret. it was like 14 years ago or so.

Still love her but she is being assfucked by his boyfriend right now

>> No.9281604

Women are a lot more autistic about cleaning than men you fucking virgins.

>> No.9281607

>>9281604
t. roastie

>> No.9282315

>>9281604
Not true at all.

Women aren't inherently neat freaks, they have to be raised to be neat and organized.

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9282328

>girlfriend would cook, I would clean
>she uses every single fucking dish and utensil we have every time

>> No.9282345

>>9281604
>women
>clean

you've obviously never been in a women's bathroom. at my last job the new people had to clean the bathrooms, kitchen, etc, and the things i saw in the women's room were horrifying. i was so glad when they hired someone after me

>> No.9282356

>>9281604
women are gross

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9282376

>tfw no gf

>> No.9282381

My imaginary gf burning my pancakes.

>> No.9282425

Tfw we're both adults who take turns cleaning and cooking and we have a cozy nice meal every night.

>> No.9282426

from back when i lived with my parents

>they drink coffee every morning
>lots of french vanilla creamer and sugar
>drip that shit everywhere
>leave half full cups of coffee in the sink without rinsing them out
>complained when we got ants fucking everywhere

it pissed me off so fucking bad

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>>9282322
child's play

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9283083

>last night
>ask bf to fetch magnesium citrate while I'm at work
>tell him it looks like a soda bottle
>bc he won't give anal to unclog butthole
>after a whole week o greasey cookin'
>bf decides to pick up magnesium
>magnesium. pills.
>thought it was the same thing because it had the word 'magnesium' in it
>it's like picking up lye instead of table salt because both contain the word 'sodium'
Men are fucking retarded and can't even identify objects, no less be able to organize a meal and clean up proper save for Gordon Ramsey.
And yes I eventually pooped.

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>>9282449
get on my level

>> No.9283449

>>9283083
This is a cooking board
Why do I want to hear about your clogged asshole
The only relation this has to food is that you briefly mentioned that you eat like shit, nasty ol' cunt

>> No.9283487

>>9283449
>/c9k/

>> No.9283498

>>9283083

reddit spacing

>eat whole plant foods

reddit spacing

>never need laxative

reddit spacing

:^)

>> No.9283507

>>9282449
Mirror glaze is such a trash meme, along with crystal gel flower cakes

>> No.9283515

>>9282449
>>9282322
>>9283097
why do normies have such shit taste even in food

>> No.9284117

>>9283449
Why do I want to hear about your alcoholism
Why do I want to hear about your fast food memes
Why do I want to hear about your mukbang bulimics
Just admit this board hasn't been about cooking for awhile, triggerino.