/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.9321239]

Jesus christ, Favreau. It's just grilled cheese.

[Anonymous No.9321545]

>>9321239
Looks comfy. I'd have browned BOTH sides of the bread slice before putting on the cheese though. I sometimes make myself Monte Christo sandwiches where everything is dunked in whipped egg before frying. A satisfying complete meal.

[Anonymous No.9321620]

>>9321545
>Dip bread in egg.
>Toast in a pan.
>Add the egg on top.
>Sprinkle on pepperjack cheese when near finished.

[Anonymous No.9321666]

So stupid

[Anonymous No.9321685]

essential numale core

[Anonymous No.9321705]

>>9321239
>That'll be 12$ plus tax, and the 40% tip

[Anonymous No.9321765]

>>9321685
>numale
You're pathetic.

[Anonymous No.9321780]

>>9321705
... what the fuck does that have to do with someone cooking something for themselves?

[Anonymous No.9321789]

>>9321765
You're a bitch

[Anonymous No.9321796]

>>9321765
Newmail detected

[Anonymous No.9321810]

>>9321239
Yeah, this shit makes me REEEEEEEE like no other. That much cheese and grease is disgusting.

[Anonymous No.9321820]

>>9321239
Its a metaphor

[Anonymous No.9321881]

>>9321239
Doesn't look that difficult. I'd use a bit less cheese though, that thing's too gooey and I like some crunch on my sandwich. If you want more sandwich, make two of them instead of overusing cheese.

[Anonymous No.9321924]

>>9321780
It's for his son

[Anonymous No.9321934]

>>9321780
>he doesn't make his kids pay for food

[Anonymous No.9321949]

>>9321239
>try this on a regular pan
>crunchy parts of bread stick to pan
WOOOOW

[Anonymous No.9321950]

>not cooking both sides of the bread

[Anonymous No.9321953]

>>9321949
No, they don't. Learn how to season your cookware.

[Anonymous No.9321999]

>>9321239
>uses a chopping board just to cut a sandwich in half

[Anonymous No.9322011]

>>9321924
His wife's son :^)

[Anonymous No.9322284]

I hate self-insert vanity projects like this. Nobody wants to look at your ugly, fat ass for 90 minutes, Favreau, least of all the gorgeous women you cast to pretend their pussies are soaked over you.

[Anonymous No.9323765]

>>9321881
there's so much crunch in that thing, listen to the audio of that scene it's disgusting

[Anonymous No.9323777]

>>9321999
but muh crumbs

also checked

[Anonymous No.9323789]

>>9322284
I was tricked into watching it because it was listed under "comedy." It wasn't fucking even a little funny and his aglio e olio looked terrible.

[Anonymous No.9323858]

>>9321239
can we stop having these threads

[Anonymous No.9324244]

>>9321239
why is this webm ALWAYS in the catalog on this shitty board

[Anonymous No.9324257]

>>9324244
autism, that's why

[Anonymous No.9324374]

>>9321620
French toast, eggs and cheese. Congrats faget. Full breakfast.

[Anonymous No.9324380]

>>9321239
>Oh yeah, and I think for my ex-wife and the waitress that wants to fuck me I'll cast two of the greatest sex symbols of this generation. What? I'm a lovable guy!

[Anonymous No.9324381]

>>9321239
Mayonnaise on grilled cheese. That shouldn't bother me, but it does.

[Anonymous No.9325761]

>>9321239
This triggers the retard

[Anonymous No.9325791]

>>9324381
I thought it was a maymay for years but then tried it and was pleasantly surprised

[Anonymous No.9326538]

>>9321999
>>9323777
what the fuck

[Anonymous No.9326755]

>>9322284
The whole movie is about his experience working on Iron Man 2

[Anonymous No.9326954]

>>9321239
> slathers butter all over bread
> you would think he'd just toss the bread right on the hot griddle and let it melt the butter and cook with that. but nope..
> drizzles oil on the griddle instead.
> as if there weren't enough heart disease on this one sandwich, the maniac butters the bread once again after it has cooked.
that's no grilled cheese that's a fucking butter and oil sandwich.

[Anonymous No.9327033]

>>9321705
Don't forget the jirzya tax.

[Anonymous No.9327040]

>>9326954
who gives a fuck if it tastes good retard

[Anonymous No.9328526]

>>9326954
what triggers me is all of this on top of what looks like slice from a 50c loaf of bread. Why make such a show of muh love of cooking while using shitty bread?

>>9327040
a butter and oil sandwich doesn't taste good.

[Anonymous No.9328556]

>>9326954
>>9328526

butter tastes good and you are in denial.

also he uses white bread because it makes for a better grilled cheese. enjoy being a sophomore culinary retard while it lasts

[Anonymous No.9328562]

>>9328556
Now, John, shouldn't you be working on raping The Lion King?

[Anonymous No.9328566]

There's no way all that cheese would melt without taking forever and burning the bread to hell. It's literally 6 slices of cheese.

[Anonymous No.9328570]

>>9323777
Are you one of those fuckers that always win at the slot machines?

[Anonymous No.9328574]

>>9328566

>can't make a grilled cheese for shit

[Anonymous No.9328607]

FART CORE
All that time spent on no nutritional value

[Anonymous No.9328718]

the funny thing is that this is supposed to be some inspirational 'he still got it!' cooking scene when in reality it's fucking trash and the type of shit you'd see Ramsay fisting up a chef's asshole on kitchen nightmares.

sasuga, america.

[Anonymous No.9328735]

I just use the oven desu
It works great

[Anonymous No.9328751]

>>9328718

No, it's supposed to show the level of attention, perfectionism and indulgence he lavishes on even the most mundane food he prepares for his passive and unaffected kid.

[Anonymous No.9328768]

>>9321953

why the fuck would I season a stainless steel pan you fuckwad.

[Anonymous No.9328772]

If this was a recipe written in plain English, none of the children REEEEing in this thread would have a problem. But, because its filmed pretentiously, and because its a maymay, literal children cannot bear to entertain the thought that this would taste good

[Anonymous No.9328776]

>>9328772

>filmed pretentiously

Care to explain why I should accept that characterisation? Seems to me that it represents the process of making the sandwich without much faff.

[Anonymous No.9328778]

>>9321780
That money is going to put his kids through college someday.

[Anonymous No.9328781]

>>9328776
Is this a joke?

[Anonymous No.9328786]

>>9328781

No. What's pretentious about it?

[Anonymous No.9328792]

>>9328786
The "artistic" and dramatic camera angles for a man making a grilled cheese, and favreaus intense concentration and delicate touch. This is what spawned "Jesus Christ Favreau, its just a sandwich", but clearly you are brain damaged and cant make the connection

[Anonymous No.9328798]

>>9328792

>artistic camera angles

So, basically the fact that it's a movie. None of the camera angles are confusing or obscure, what the fuck is pretentious about it?

[Anonymous No.9328803]

>>9328798
Do you even know what pretentious means you massive, oxygen starved retard?

[Anonymous No.9328805]

>>9321239
looks pretty good to me.

[Anonymous No.9328817]

>>9328803

Yes, which is why I'm pressing you to explain why the camera angles are pretentious. What is the pretence? The scene is a professional chef lavishing an unusual amount of attention on a grilled cheese. How would you film it if you wanted that to come across?

[Anonymous No.9328832]

>chef with tattoo

I lose my appetite when I see shit like that.

[Anonymous No.9328841]

>>9328832
completely agree. cover that shit up at least

[Anonymous No.9328849]

honestly, is the El Hefe character the one of the worst father figures in recent history?

>ya son become a cook, and you too can have broken marriages, live itinerant out of a shitty, broken down van selling sandwiches to hicks while struggling with obesity!

Any parent suggesting hospo as a career for their children should be locked up.

[Anonymous No.9328879]

>>9328751
Where is the attention, perfectionism and indulgence in the multi-cheese-lesterol lard-wich? It's time to stop making shit up, fatty.

[Anonymous No.9328919]

>>9328817
Have you even watched the webm? I don't understand how you can be this clueless, unless you are autistic

[Anonymous No.9328921]

>>9328879
>>9328817
>>9328798
>>9328786
>>9328718
>>9328607
>>9326954
>>9322284
Are 4chan users outside of /tv/ really this artistically inept?

[Anonymous No.9328933]

>>9328921
pretty much, only /tv/ has the eye for style and nuance that I need when appreciating looking at a sandwich being made

[Anonymous No.9328982]

>>9328879

The attention is clearly visible. He watches the sandwich cook, makes sure the butter is spread evenly, adjusts the heat and so on. The indulgence is also clearly visible in the amount of butter and cheese he puts in. Are you even considering the meaning of the words?

[Anonymous No.9329195]

>>9328982
Are /tv/tards really this inept at cooking that they think that pathetic webm of tendies-tier cooking is supposed to convey 'attention, perfectionism and indulgence'? Stick to what you know; bane and braap shitposts and kindly shut the fuck up.

[Anonymous No.9329227]

>>9328556
>Butter taste good
Fine.

That's not the point you fucking idiot. Oil and butter do not taste good together. It's also just fucking redundant and unnecessary.

Its also looks like he isn't even using a blended oil like you would find in most commercial kitchens; he used fucking olive oil with his butter cheese sandwich. Get your head out of your ass, you know nothing about cooking.

[Anonymous No.9329230]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-76ufmJ5Jd8

[Anonymous No.9329250]

>>9329227
butter and olive oil is like the biggest fucking mistake you can make in the kitchen, don't bother arguing with these mcnugget loving manchildren.

[Anonymous No.9329278]

>>9329250
Thank you anon.

[Anonymous No.9329351]

>>9329195

It's the /tv/tards who shit on this clip all the time you fuckwit. It is objectively apparent that he is paying close attention to the food and being liberal with the indulgent ingredients he's using, consult a dictionary.

[Anonymous No.9329370]

>>9329351
>indulgent
>mass produced cheese, butter, white bread

The Americans have woken up lads. Don't you guys have an eclipse to get blinded by?

[Anonymous No.9329378]

>>9329370
You got it wrong, they worship the eclipse as an aspect of Jesus 'Cowboy' Christ, first american president on the moon and inventor of the pizza (vegetable).

[Anonymous No.9329413]

>>9329378
The "pizza is a vegetable" meme has to do with what's considered a proper meal for children's lunches. Lunches have to include a veggie and congress, specifically for pizza, said the tomato paste on a pizza counted as a vegetable to make school lunches more flexible.

[Anonymous No.9329458]

>>9329370

cheese and butter are textbook 'indulgent' ingredients. and buddy, if you get your ingredients off a shelf, it's mass produced you dumb cunt. the person who cooked that grilled cheese is a professional chef acting as a consultant for the movie: he may not even be a good cook by industry standards, but he's definitely better than you.

[Anonymous No.9329465]

>>9329458
fucking hell lad, you've really paid attention to the publicity pack of a flick from 2014 haven't you?

>cheese and butter are textbook 'indulgent' ingredients.
he's still at it. Love dem Americans: Even when you're wrong, just say it louder.

[Anonymous No.9329495]

>>9329465

[Anonymous No.9329569]

>>9329495
literal autism. What were you trying to prove here? Apart from Americans being tasteless slobs with a lack of vocabulary?

[Anonymous No.9329572]

>>9329569

>james martin

[Anonymous No.9329608]

>>9329572
>seek help

[Anonymous No.9329646]

>>9329569
>>9329495
>>9329465
>>9329458
>>9329370
>>9329351
leave, faggots.

[Anonymous No.9329667]

>>9329465
you're a fucking moron kek

[Anonymous No.9329673]

>>9329495
You literally googled searched the words indulgent together with cheese and butter, you could do that with any fucking ingredient. Hell you could do that with taking a 13" dildo up your fucking arse and still get google results you fucking mongoloid.

What are you trying to prove? Other than the fact you are a moron.

[Anonymous No.9329682]

>>9329673

not getting many culinary results for this one

[Anonymous No.9329684]

>>9328566
'no'

[Anonymous No.9329693]

>>9329682
>all of a sudden neglects to place quotations around keywords

High functioning autism is no excuse to play coy, mouth-breather.

[Anonymous No.9329697]

Am I the only one here who liked this movie? I've seen it 3 times now

[Anonymous No.9329699]

[Anonymous No.9329899]

2cheesy4meesy

[Anonymous No.9329915]

>>9329697
Looks like it you fucking dink

[Anonymous No.9329959]

>>9329697
It was OK at best. Not good enough to watch more than once.

[Anonymous No.9329993]

>>9329227
>>9329250
>>9329278
Butter and olive oil can work. You're very stupid if you don't think it can.
When making Aglio e Olio I sometimes add chunk of butter to the sauce to give it some richness. It rounds out the lemon juice I add too.

Stop being dumbos.

[Anonymous No.9330033]

>>9329993
>Stop being dumbos
We're talking about grilled cheese.
They CAN work, but it's pointless.
So you can keep feeling super special about your
>secret buttered noodles

Eat shit.

[Anonymous No.9330059]

>>9321239
Is that bread with cheese or cheese with bread?

God fucking Christ, you fat americans, ONE slice of cheese is enough.

[Anonymous No.9330104]

>>9330033
>triple dubs

I sure am great, huh guys?

[Anonymous No.9330107]

>>9330033
>>9330033
Aglio e Olio is an garlic olive oil sauce. I only add a bit of butter to improve the richness.
>Eat shit
I'd be glad to try your cooking.

[Anonymous No.9330116]

>>9330107
I am very aware what fucking Aglio e Olio is. I spent 4 years making that shit to order daily.

You adding butter is just one of those "moms cooking" things.

I'm glad you would be interested in trying my food.

Eat shit

[Anonymous No.9330127]

>>9330116
>just one of those mom cooking things
It's a shame, 4 years in a kitchen still a total retard when it comes to food.

I add lemon juice to my aglio e olio, sometimes it's quite sharp and sour tasting, on these occasions I use butter to calm the flavor of the lemon. It's not because "hurrr durr" butter makes everything better.

[Anonymous No.9330239]

>>9330127
>hurr durr i cant control the acidity of my simple fucking dish

Go back mom's cooking.

[Anonymous No.9330257]

>>9330239
>he thinks all lemons taste identical
some lemons are more sour than others.
4 years in a kitchen you still don't realize this.

[Anonymous No.9330267]

>>9330257
>not tasting your ingredients

Anything else?

[Anonymous No.9330273]

>>9330267
>he wants me to suck on lemons i'm about to serve people

[Anonymous No.9330290]

>>9330273
>guy cant think of a way to taste a lemon without sucking it

So i'm realizing something here, you aren't very smart. Enjoy your buttered noodles leddit

[Anonymous No.9330302]

>>9330290
>he wants me to actually juice a lemon separately into a bowl, creating extra dishes to clean, and taste test it with a little spoon, instead of simply squeezing half of a lemon on the noodles like a normal human being
>calling me leddit when he literally uses leddit spacing>>9330116

[Anonymous No.9330308]

>>9329993
>>9330107
whoa there leddit
>>9330302

[Anonymous No.9330325]

>>9330308
says the one who literally spaces just like leddit does>>9330116
I bet you were the retard who says olive oil and butter is a HUGE cooking mistake too.

[Anonymous No.9330336]

>>9330325
Yeah i was. Especially with a fucking grill top grilled cheese. That's irrefutable, putting butter in aglio e oilio is just dumb. I could see why stupid home cooks would do that.

[Anonymous No.9330346]

>>9330336
>putting butter in aglio e oilio is just dumb
It actually rounds out the flavor, calms down the acidity of the dish, and it makes it richer

I think it's a great touch, even if you aren't using lemon juice.

[Anonymous No.9330528]

>>9330346
We've already heard you speak that opinion into existence. It's wrong, saying it more doesn't change anything.

[Anonymous No.9330540]

>>9330528
>it's wrong
I suppose it's wrong if you don't want your Aglio e Olio to be distinctly different from all the others.
it's a good secret ingredient along with olive brine.

[Anonymous No.9330553]

>>9330540
>butter
>secret ingredient

Such an innovative "home cook", enjoy your buttered noodles.

[Anonymous No.9330568]

>>9330553
sometimes the best secrets are no-brainers.
dont pretend olive brine isn't a good secret ingredient tho.

[Anonymous No.9330580]

>>9330336
>>9330528
>>9330553
>MY WAY IS THE ONLY WAY
lel, k tard

[Anonymous No.9330592]

i regret making this thread

[Anonymous No.9330691]

>>9330580
>samefagging
Okay buddy, we get it, you aren't too good in the kitchen.

[Anonymous No.9330722]

>>9330592
You're the equivalent of a Jack poster. This is your fault.

[Anonymous No.9330937]

>>9321239
no salt and pepper though?

[Anonymous No.9330962]

>>9330937
That is the very last of the problems in that webm.

[Anonymous No.9330976]

>>9330962

what are the problems? looks like a great grilled cheese.

[Anonymous No.9331018]

>>9330691
it isn't a same fag.
completely different person

[Anonymous No.9331034]

>>9328792

>top down shot of butter on bread
>top down shot of oil on plancha
>low shot of hands from actor’s perspective moving bread around plancha
>top down shot of same thing and then stop
>angled front shot of actor putting cheese on bread
>low shot of hands from actor’s perspective putting last bits of cheese on bread
>angled front shot of actor moving bread around again
>low shot of hands from actor’s perspective checking browning of bread
>low front angle focus pull on plancha heat being adjusted
>angled front shot of actor lifting up top slice of bread
>low shot of hands from actor’s perspective flipping top slice of bread onto bottom
>front shot of actor looking at sandwich
>angled front shot of actor spreading more butter on sandwich
>low shot of hands from actor’s perspective twisting and pressing down sandwich
>front shot of actor diverting attention to spatula
>low shot of hands from actor’s perspective lifting sandwich onto plate
>top down shot of actor moving sandwich from plate to cutting board
>side shot of actor with kid in background awaiting sandwich while actor cuts it
>over shoulder shot from kid’s perspective seeing sandwich placed in front of him

tell me which of these shots are pretentious

[Anonymous No.9331046]

>>9330976
read the fucking thread you idiot.

[Anonymous No.9331058]

>>9328570
HellOOOOooooOOo

[Anonymous No.9331061]

>>9331046

>using both butter and oil

how is that an issue?

i can't see any other reasons given

[Anonymous No.9331073]

>>9328919
>Oh shit, they know I'm talking out of my ass! Better call him autistic!

[Anonymous No.9331111]

>>9331061
>Vegetable oil with animal fat

Have you used a pan before? they separate you idiot. totally different melting points and smoke points. I hate when i have to give basic facts on a cooking board.

Go ahead, toast some buttered bread in olive oil, it will taste like hydrogenated sickness,can't explain it any other way. "experience" how fucking clueless you are.

[Anonymous No.9331119]

>>9331111

>they separate

how is that an issue

>totally different melting points and smoke points

how is that an issue?

every single substance in the grilled cheese itself has a totally different melt point and smoke point. how is that an issue?

[Anonymous No.9331160]

>>9331119
I was talking about Aglio e Oilio. Thanks for the easy question. Go and toast bread in olive oil that has butter spread on it. It will have a fucking weird tinge. It also is fucking pointless to but oil on a griddle for buttered bread. You've asked a fucking dumb question. good for you.

[Anonymous No.9331170]

>>9331160

>i can't explain myself so i'm gonna appeal to subsequent comments about \_~{weirdness}~_/

thanks for the easy win bucko.

also i obviously was not talking about aglio e olio but same difference.

[Anonymous No.9331176]

>>9331170
You should realize i'm the same guy as this morning and yesterday.

I'm a chef. I'm off sunday nights and mondays. I have samefagged through the thread, and shown you simpletons the light.

Fuck you.

[Anonymous No.9331179]

>>9331176

i'm actually a chef. you're not a chef. thanks for the easy win.

[Anonymous No.9331195]

>>9331179
>i'm actually a chef
thanks butter boy

[Anonymous No.9331241]

FAKE NEWS. There is no way the cheese got that melty without the bread charring. If you watch closely, you can see where they must have swapped the sandwiches. These cocksuckers probably used a microwave.

[Anonymous No.9331271]

>>9331241

>doesn't know how to make a grilled cheese

[Anonymous No.9331296]

>>9330116
HO lee fuk this autistic exchange is fucking hilarious

[Anonymous No.9331495]

>>9321239
not putting cheese on the outside, fucking savage.

[Anonymous No.9331786]

>this thread

[Anonymous No.9332316]

>>9329993
>Butter and olive oil can work

Kindly shut the fuck up.

Anyone with any sense of cooking knows that olive oil doesn't work with butter because it turns bitter, you retard. Now back to flipping burgers you shit fucker.

[Anonymous No.9332445]

This movie is so unrealistic. no way a cook could ever afford a kid and a mortgage.

[Anonymous No.9332701]

>>9328768

>not seasoning your stainless steel pan to make it a non stick

[Anonymous No.9333391]

>>9321820

[Anonymous No.9334549]

>>9332701

>not pre-buttering your toaster

[Anonymous No.9334559]

>>9321239
Do americans really eat this?

[Anonymous No.9334613]

>>9328832
You'd hate to work in a kitchen then.

[Anonymous No.9334634]

>>9328832
>>9328841
literal autism

[Anonymous No.9334661]

>>9332316
So you should never baste steaks with butter? Or do you put them into the pan with no fat unlike every chef on the planet?

[Anonymous No.9334690]

>>9331034
Pretty much all of them considering hes making a grilled cheese and not a croquembouche or something worthy of attention to detail

[Anonymous No.9334703]

>>9321239
pretentious as fuck. his technique isn't even good. favreau is such a fucking tool. and a poser.

[Anonymous No.9335025]

>>9321239
>moving bread around every chance he gets
what? why?

[Anonymous No.9335276]

>>9334690

>considering all this irrelevant shit about the subject matter, the filmmakers should not even have tried to make the scene interesting

no, fuck off.

[Anonymous No.9335315]

>>9335276
If this is the conclusion you've come to then my conclusion is that you're a brainlet

[Anonymous No.9335352]

>>9335315

>all of the shots are pretentious

then what should could have eben unpretentious you cuntlouse

[Anonymous No.9337261]

yeah, I'm not letting this thread die. Anyone got some jack weebms? I want to make a super-cut between the two. It'll make me laugh.