webms

[Anonymous No.9322363]

surly the egg guy Edition

[Anonymous No.9322370]

>>9322363
webm named incorrectly

[Anonymous No.9322375]

>>9322363
>Eating literal cholesterol bombs

Enjoy your heart disease and early death due to stroke or heart attack

[Anonymous No.9322382]

>>9322363
>that pile of salt he throws in at a single coordinate

[Anonymous No.9322385]

>>9322363
I wonder if he is still doing that and do people recognize him?

Also I want one of those sandwiches.

[Anonymous No.9322390]

>>9322375
Forget it, anon. While it has been established that eggs contain cholesterol, it has not yet been proven conclusively that they actually raise the level of serum cholesterol in the human blood stream.

[Anonymous No.9322397]

>tfw no egg fort

[Anonymous No.9322407]

>>9322363
How does he get out?

[Anonymous No.9322415]

>tfw no one wants your omelette

[Anonymous No.9322417]

>>9322390
So one of those egg council creeps got to you
too huh

[Anonymous No.9322422]

>>9322415
LMFAO

[Anonymous No.9322439]

>>9322415
rofl

[Anonymous No.9322445]

>>9322415
HOLY FUCK HAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.9322452]

>>9322439
>>9322422
>>9322445
gb2 >>>/reddit/ with thoae upvote tier replies

[Anonymous No.9322456]

>>9322407
he has to sell all the eggs before he's allowed to leave

[Anonymous No.9322459]

>>9322422
>>9322439
>>9322445
how's summer break?

[Anonymous No.9322462]

>>9322439
>>9322422
>>9322445
gb2 >>>/reddit/ if you want to upvote

[Anonymous No.9322487]

>>9322459
>>9322462
? rofl has been around since about 1996

[Anonymous No.9322511]

>>9322415
>set up omelette stand to earn money for your impoverished family
>world's greatest egg toastie master sets up shop next to you

[Anonymous No.9322517]

>>9322415
the even more surly man of the other egg fort

[Anonymous No.9322532]

>>9322487
lmao

[Anonymous No.9322536]

>>9322415
Omfg lol

[Anonymous No.9322559]

>>9322415
savage yet sad....

[Anonymous No.9322618]

>>9322363
Do you think he ever washes that cup?

[Anonymous No.9322622]

>>9322407
he has to eat all the eggs

[Anonymous No.9322651]

>>9322487
>>9322445
>>9322439
>>9322422
>>9322536
you guys are fucking embarrassing.

[Anonymous No.9322656]

>>9322417
No, I'm a fucking chicken.

[Anonymous No.9322664]

>>9322622

Now all we need is Riccola to stop being a pussy all these years and eat the eggs he said he would.

[Anonymous No.9322665]

[Anonymous No.9322670]

[Anonymous No.9322675]

[Anonymous No.9322685]

[Anonymous No.9322690]

[Anonymous No.9322701]

[Anonymous No.9322703]

[Anonymous No.9322704]

[Anonymous No.9322708]

[Anonymous No.9322711]

[Anonymous No.9322727]

[Anonymous No.9322737]

>>9322363
Whole lotta work for that bullshit.

[Anonymous No.9322738]

[Anonymous No.9322744]

[Anonymous No.9322747]

[Anonymous No.9322754]

>>9322737
It's about getting the right amount of germs in that omelet.

[Anonymous No.9322758]

[Anonymous No.9322760]

>>9322711
what's the fascination with making food look """nice""" when it's gonna end up looking like pic related?

[Anonymous No.9322763]

>>9322760
Why do anything when you're just going to die anyway?

[Anonymous No.9322764]

[Anonymous No.9322767]

>>9322763
that's my point

[Anonymous No.9322771]

>>9322760
What's the point of making anything """"""""""nice""""""""""? All will end in ashes and sorrow anyway.

[Anonymous No.9322776]

[Anonymous No.9322777]

>>9322771
ya i agree

[Anonymous No.9322779]

[Anonymous No.9322783]

[Anonymous No.9322785]

>>9322760
Because I want it to look nice, because fuck you thats why

[Anonymous No.9322789]

[Anonymous No.9322803]

>>9322785
food is food c'mon who cares

[Anonymous No.9322815]

>>9322803

You must adore gruel.

[Anonymous No.9322834]

>>9322415
Not surly enough

[Anonymous No.9322861]

>>9322815
>wants food fancy/ plated
>eat food
food gets rekt in the end anyway by getting eaten. that's why in the end, who cares

[Anonymous No.9322876]

>>9322708
I know this is probably delicious, but somehow I find this completely unappetizing..

[Anonymous No.9322887]

>>9322861
I bet your mom went through hell trying to get you to clean your room as a kid.

[Anonymous No.9322893]

>>9322861
>life is stupid you just die in the end why care about life
because you're not dead yet
>food is stupid it just turns to shit in the end why care about food
cause it's not shit yet

[Anonymous No.9322901]

This shit blew my goddamn mind the first time I saw it.

[Anonymous No.9322915]

[Anonymous No.9323002]

>>9322760
It's scientific fact that the way food is presented affects how you perceive its flavor.
Idiot.

[Anonymous No.9323013]

>>9323002
here you go

[Anonymous No.9323028]

>>9322704
that looks fucking disgusting

[Anonymous No.9323043]

>>9323013
Wow, the flyover sure showed me.

[Anonymous No.9323044]

>>9323013

That one meal probably costs more than what most of /ck/ makes in a month.

[Anonymous No.9323048]

>>9322760
Do you want to eat pic related?

[Anonymous No.9323052]

>>9323044
4 people at Alinea is like 1400 dollars, I hope we aren't all that poor

[Anonymous No.9323066]

>>9322407

there is only one way

[Anonymous No.9323071]

>>9323043
sure did! doesn't bother me at all being a flyover, less people less problems, you know

[Anonymous No.9323086]

>>9323066
So how much protein is that? Anyone did the maths?

[Anonymous No.9323092]

>>9322363
Just made one of these with onion, green pepper and some poo. It tasted fucking awesome. The slightly soggy white bread really brought it together.

[Anonymous No.9323095]

>>9323086
at least 10

[Anonymous No.9323099]

>>9322711
Those decorations look so fucking tacky

[Anonymous No.9323116]

>>9323086
Eggs are like 7g each. I can't be fucked to count them all. There's at least 10 in each glass, so it's like 350g bare minimum.

[Anonymous No.9323206]

>>9322690
Chinaman cheese cake.

[Anonymous No.9323218]

>>9323116

[Anonymous No.9323264]

>>9323013
This makes me very angry for some reason

[Anonymous No.9323269]

>>9323264
It's because you don't have a lot of disposable income. The patrons in that webm payed in excess of $130.00 for that charade.
Unite with the right and put the jews back in the oven.

[Anonymous No.9323302]

to cheesy for you?

[Anonymous No.9323406]

>>9322415
tfw you don't get posted on /ck and don't become the omelette king

[Anonymous No.9323433]

>>9323269
Uh huh. It can't be because they just spread food all over the fucking table for their edgy "presentation" rather than using goddamn plates.

>lol you're a poorfag
Top poor people logic here. I doubt this shithole even has a single Michelin star.

>payed
Kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.9323442]

>>9323013
>liquid spreads into squares
explain this sorcery

[Anonymous No.9323458]

>>9323442
It's viscous molten chocolate and beginning to solidify

[Anonymous No.9323461]

>>9323013
I feel like this is a form of undiagnosed autism.

[Anonymous No.9323471]

[Anonymous No.9323502]

>>9323442

Most people don't realize this, but that webm is not just guys putting stuff down at random or in a pattern they think will look nice. The table has grooves and indentations at specific points under the tablecloth and part of their training is memorizing the exact layout of the table since you can't see the grooves with the cloth on top.

[Anonymous No.9323511]

>>9323013

>"that'll be $1000+tip"

[Anonymous No.9323520]

>>9322415
>the floor is cold
>i wish i had slippers
>i was supposed to be the omelette king of /ck/
>its too tight here because no one would buy my eggs
>now i gotta eat all the eggs

[Anonymous No.9323524]

>>9322776
Absolutely disgusting

[Anonymous No.9323527]

>>9322776
What's the calorie count on one of these fuckers?

[Anonymous No.9323562]

>>9322789
>dat bin of rejects
I just want to stick my face in it

[Anonymous No.9323748]

>>9322789
Is it a pancake cake or is it a Vienetta ice-cream ?

[Anonymous No.9323757]

>>9322776
fucking disgusting

[Anonymous No.9323996]

>>9323527
Easily over 3000. Wouldn't be surprised if it was 3500+

[Anonymous No.9324063]

>>9323996
Knowing the calories count of human meat.

[Anonymous No.9324104]

>>9323092
Ever since I first saw that webm I've been making those cholesterol bombs for breakfast
Nothing compares

[Anonymous No.9324155]

>>9323433
it has three. I think it's crap and Michelin is pretty crap anyhow

[Anonymous No.9324164]

>>9322701
what did they put the cheese on?

[Anonymous No.9324174]

>>9322876
In the original webm (which no one seems to post anymore), after he cuts it open he pours a steaming hot ladle of some kind of gravy/sauce over the top and makes it look a lot more appetizing plus it probably helps finish the egg cooking

[Anonymous No.9324176]

>>9322703
but anon... how do they make the donut holes?

[ChinkHater No.9324179]

>>9322708
>japanese salmonella

[Anonymous No.9324190]

>>9324179
>sarumonera

[Anonymous No.9324195]

>>9323071
That's not the issue with being a flyover dumbass.

[Anonymous No.9324205]

>>9324179
>salmonella from eggs
how many bagel bites do you eat per week

[Anonymous No.9324208]

>>9324179
>game of spot the american
I FOUND HIM GUIZE!

[ChinkHater No.9324209]

>>9324205
Let me think...zero ,faggot
>>9324208
>game spot american
>nip exposed himself

[Anonymous No.9324298]

>>9324209
>If the egg is kept at or below a temperature of 45 degrees, the salmonella bacteria will have no opportunity to grow. (Most salmonella outbreaks are linked to restaurant settings, where large quantities of eggs are commonly mixed together and kept at unsafe temperatures

[Anonymous No.9324366]

>>9322685
why burn it tho?

[Anonymous No.9324375]

>>9322407
He doesn't

[Anonymous No.9324379]

>>9324209
Wow that was a great reaction image :DDD where did you save image as fellow amerifriend

[Anonymous No.9324386]

[Anonymous No.9324467]

>>9322776
Do Americans really eat this?

[Anonymous No.9324469]

>>9322779
This looks so good.

[Anonymous No.9324471]

>>9323748
It's Vienetta

[Anonymous No.9324472]

>>9323562
They'll probably make stracciatella from the reject bin.

[Anonymous No.9324474]

>>9322685
are you retarded?

[Anonymous No.9324479]

>>9324474
meant for>>9324366

[Anonymous No.9324493]

>>9322887
I bet your mom cries herself to sleep every night knowing that her gay son will never make her a grandmother.

[Anonymous No.9324499]

>>9323527
on that dude? 30 million XD

[Anonymous No.9324501]

>>9323471
its like real anuses

[Anonymous No.9324528]

>>9324164
an adjustable stand?

[Anonymous No.9324530]

>>9324474
its a bait meme anon

[Anonymous No.9324562]

>>9322665

[Anonymous No.9324584]

>>9324386
What the fuck is that abomination

[Anonymous No.9324588]

>>9322776
And americans make fun of chip sandwiches...

[Anonymous No.9324610]

>>9323066

That had to be one fucked up shit afterwards

[Anonymous No.9324616]

>>9324584
It's literally the national dish of Bhutan.

[Anonymous No.9324647]

>>9322415
the virgin bench
the chad boot

[Anonymous No.9324651]

the virgin bench
the chad booth

[Anonymous No.9324659]

>>9322670

Seriously, donuts are my one and only weakness. My cheat meal every couple of weeks is a box of those fuckers and I enjoy every single one of them.

[Anonymous No.9324670]

>>9322901

a guy cutting dough blew your mind?

[Anonymous No.9324913]

>>9323086

A lot less than what you body can use if the eggs were actually cooked.

[Anonymous No.9324972]

[Anonymous No.9324995]

>>9322363
>the huge bowl of eggs he puts on the big flame in the end.
Is he steaming them or something?

>use metal utensil with pan
Surprised nobody got triggered.

[Anonymous No.9325012]

>>9322375
I will. If I'm not allowed a quick suicide, then I'll take a slow and enjoyable one.

[Anonymous No.9325021]

>>9324528
you fucking guy

[Anonymous No.9325025]

>>9324995
>Surprised nobody got triggered.
Probably because that only matters for nonstick coated pans.

[Anonymous No.9325029]

>>9322690
Those look so damn good..

[Anonymous No.9325033]

>>9324164
What ever it was, it was just there as an excuse for the cheese.

[Anonymous No.9325049]

>>9322708
>they even cook with sticks
Come one, traditions are nice and all, but some things just need to be given up already.

[Anonymous No.9325052]

>>9322738
Can attest that this is really satisfying to do.

[Anonymous No.9325058]

>>9325049

Why? Cooking chopsticks are fucking awesome. You can use them to stir as well as to pick up food. And because there are two of them you can control the spacing between them in order to hold food in different ways. They are super useful.

....assuming, of course, that you're not some low-dexterity sperg who can't manage to hold them without dropping shit and making a huge mess.

[Anonymous No.9325073]

>>9322415
All of you praising the egg man's surliness, look here. This is the price the community pays.

[Anonymous No.9325078]

>>9322776
Looks interesting to a point, but then it becomes too much, just way too much. And the paper bag makes the cross-section look even worse.

[Anonymous No.9325118]

>>9324670
I'm sure you can do the same easily.

Why don't you post a video of it.

[Anonymous No.9325150]

>>9325058
Every time someone mentions chopsticks there is always that 1 asian or weeb that defends them.

I will call this phenomenon: chinamen's remorse.

[Anonymous No.9325164]

>>9325150
I'm German, and I don't watch anime cartoons.

I just don't see the hate for chopsticks. Is it just people with poor dexterity that blame the utensil instead of themselves? It seem rather odd. People, say, don't blame a music instrument if they are unable to play it. People don't blame aircraft if they are not a pilot. But for some reason people blame chopsticks for their own inability to use them. It's rather fascinating when you think about it.

[Anonymous No.9325180]

>>9324972
She's from a small town in Wisconsin

Now she's getting plowed by the governor of NY

[Anonymous No.9325232]

>>9322415
>>9324647


The Virgin egg stand:
>eggs neatly arranged
>dresses up to impress guests
>regulates breathing to avoid breathing loudly
>fan in back to minimize sweating

The chad egg fort:
>eggs in disarray, shows guests he doesn't have time to keep them in order
>wears wife beater day after day
>loud grunting while he makes eggs
>has never seen a fan before in his life

[Anonymous No.9325236]

>>9322415
>jesus is my copilot

[Anonymous No.9325279]

>>9323502

>t. that guy I roomed with in Asheville who dropped out of school to be a line cook and smoked insane amounts of weed every day, slept on the couch, and verbally masturbated to Alinea's every chance he got

No wonder your girl chose me

[Anonymous No.9325289]

>>9322665
Is there anything macaulay culkin can't do?

[Anonymous No.9325295]

>>9324972
Cooled fat notwithstanding
>Ketchup on Meatloaf
REEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.9325321]

>>9322876
>3DPD pantsu

[Anonymous No.9325327]

>>9325321
this girl is the only good part of that shitshow

[Anonymous No.9325332]

>>9322727
>>9322738

[Anonymous No.9325365]

>>9324164
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raclette

[Anonymous No.9325387]

mmm don't you want this mac n cheese

[Anonymous No.9325393]

>>9322776
>mixing porchetta and prosciutto
>that porchetta looks like garbage too
>sottilette
i wanted to stop watching but i didn't
i regret it

[Anonymous No.9325410]

>>9322876
It is. I ate it while in Japan. It's one of those simple things that just work.

[Anonymous No.9325438]

>>9325387

This is just guac on mac

[Anonymous No.9325460]

>>9325438
I think you mean delicious mac n' cheese

[Anonymous No.9325461]

>>9325438
guac'n'mac

[Anonymous No.9325465]

>>9325387
i don't understand shit like this. If you're so concerned about calories but still want to eat a particular high-cal dish, why not just eat a moderate amount of the dish you're craving instead of wasting calories on a poor imitation of said dish?

[Anonymous No.9325492]

>>9325465
if you can't eat until you're physically uncomfortable what even is the point of eating

[Anonymous No.9325516]

>>9322415
KEK

[Anonymous No.9325531]

>>9322738
This looks so fucking satisfying. God damnit I need to do this one day.

[Anonymous No.9325546]

>>9322415

[ChinkHater No.9325587]

>>9324379
>t. Samonella

[Anonymous No.9325631]

>>9324616
Really? Jesus Christ. You know your country is utterly fucked if your national dish uses slices of Kraft pseudo cheese for an ingredient.

>chaptcha shows random industrial parking lot with guy riding an actual Segway
neat!

[Anonymous No.9325661]

[Anonymous No.9325673]

>>9322915
oh so thats how you do it...

[Anonymous No.9325677]

>>9322375
>he believes the dietary cholesterol myth

[Anonymous No.9325683]

>>9322767
It's a stupid point to have. You're going to die, do whatever you want.

[Anonymous No.9325686]

>>9325073
the weak should fear the strong

[Anonymous No.9325691]

[Anonymous No.9325694]

>>9322690
t-thicc

[Anonymous No.9325695]

>>9324179
Salmonella folded over a thousand times.

[Anonymous No.9325703]

>>9322704
>scraping snot onto a tasty looking meal

[Anonymous No.9325706]

Can someone post the street "food' from mexico where they smother a bag of chips with sauce and hawaiin punch?

[Anonymous No.9325731]

>>9322789
I like to imagine that on the other side of that wall is just one big fat dude eating all the cake.

[Anonymous No.9325741]

>>9325164
>It's rather fascinating when you think about it.
It's fascinating to see how you're defending stupidity by playing that old lack of skill card. You can start a fire by rubbing two sticks together too, then claim anyone using a lighter doesn't have the skill to do it the "superior" (aka stupid) way.

As for your cooking sticks. There's something called tongs we use in the modern world can do everything you say much better and easier.

They may even help pulling your head out of your ass, because I doubt a pair of fragile sticks will be up for the job.

[Anonymous No.9325743]

>>9323013
Pretty sure this isn't a meal, but an arcane ritual used to summon a Greater Gastronomy Daemon.

[Anonymous No.9325747]

>>9325731
Best job in the universe, desu

[Anonymous No.9325750]

>>9325118
I dont own a camera

[Anonymous No.9325774]

>>9325741
Tongs are shit because they push open, i prefer using a fork and spoon.

[Anonymous No.9325775]

>>9324164
potato

[Anonymous No.9325777]

>>9324562
Someone already posted this, read the thread assclown
>>9324493
>i called him a faggot LOL
I will buttfuck you until your colon weeps for mercy you little bitch

[Anonymous No.9325792]

>>9325777
say that to my face motherfucker not online and see what happens

[Anonymous No.9325799]

:)

[Anonymous No.9325805]

>>9325792
I will berry my dick so deep in your butthole that you'll be giving me head in reverse while i pound your boyhole bitch

[Anonymous No.9325806]

>>9325741
You seem oddly threatened by chopsticks.

[Anonymous No.9325815]

>>9325805
I'm warning you man. Stop right now.
I don't want this to get ugly

[Anonymous No.9325817]

>>9325799
why

[Anonymous No.9325821]

>>9325799
What's this from? :)

[Anonymous No.9325827]

>>9324467


That's in a london shop ol'chap.

[Anonymous No.9325843]

>>9322701
>>9322704

Americans are fucking repulsive.

>hur muh freedums imma melt a brick of velveeta onto muh food cuz muh tastebuds are fuckin fried from all the processed shit I eat

[Anonymous No.9325907]

>>9325691
meth

[Anonymous No.9325913]

>>9325821

You tube channel called you suck at cooking.

[Anonymous No.9325915]

>>9325843
imagine being this obsessed

[Anonymous No.9325924]

>>9325843

Dont you britbongistanis recognize your own cousine?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbNhglWL42k

[Anonymous No.9325968]

>>9322779
that looks fucking disgustingly dry and overcooked. whoever made that should be drug out in the street and shot.

[Anonymous No.9325977]

>>9325907
no those are crepes

[Anonymous No.9325996]

>>9325968
>drug

[Anonymous No.9326013]

>>9325743

lolol

+1

[Anonymous No.9326016]

>>9322675
stop jackposting

[Anonymous No.9326024]

>>9323043
>the flyover

out of curiosity, do you consider Chicago to be a "flyover" city? I mean, it's literally in the center of the continent, but it's also a major metropolis.

I'm not sure if most of you people are aware, but this vidya: >>9323013

is from Alinea, in Chicago. If you search the internet for more vidya of Alinea's food, you'll see that they are operating on the bleeding edge of modernistic fine dining. Most of what they present is seen as avant-garde by people in the food industry, but they are undeniably in the capital of what cynics like you call "flyover land." Does that somehow reduce the value of what Alinea produces in your mind?

After all, Alinea is in Chicago-- a city that prizes the most pedestrian, generic, godawful "food" products known to man: the hotdog. Nothing says "I have no palette and no concept of good food" like pretending to love the collection of processed lips and assholes that make up a hotdog.

tl;dr Alinea is highly acclaimed by food pros, but they exist in flyover country; they are a culinary paradox.

[Anonymous No.9326030]

>>9323206
Chinese are terrible at making sweets. Japan makes true patrician tier pastries

[Anonymous No.9326035]

>>9323116
those are either 12 or 16 fl oz glasses (350~470 mL in non-retard units). Look up the density of eggs and you can estimate the mass.

[Anonymous No.9326052]

>>9323302
>customer: waiter, they forgot to put the cheese on my burger

>surly waiter: oh, you wanted cheese? HERE'S YOUR FUCKING CHEESE, NORMIE SCUM!!!!! REEEEEEEE!!!!

[Anonymous No.9326079]

>>9323066
Gotta eat big to get big, C'MON

[Anonymous No.9326100]

>>9325387
I've made this a few times, and I can't stress enough how important it is to melt the oil

[Anonymous No.9326115]

>>9322415
Does anyone else feel sad for sellers like this and thus become more likely to go to their stand?

[Anonymous No.9326119]

>>9325387
nu-male and cheese

[Anonymous No.9326123]

>>9323066
so this is what infiltration does for money now that he can't win tournaments anymore huh

[Anonymous No.9326167]

>>9326115
yeah
what sucks is when you go and then realise there's a good reason they aren't as popular

[Anonymous No.9326175]

>>9326167
But often there's no reason, just at one point there were slightly more people at the other stand, and almost everyone after that thought that there was a reason for that.
Also, no wait time, and sometimes you get extras and better service.

[Anonymous No.9326178]

>>9326175
but sometimes there is a reason
and then I'm stuck with lacklustre food

[Anonymous No.9326228]

>>9325799
Reaching unforetold levels of kek

[Anonymous No.9326278]

>>9326024
actually where I live in rugby north dakota is the center of the continent jackass

[Anonymous No.9326297]

>>9322415
I don't see anything to cook the eggs on the left stand, unless that's a pot and he's just selling hard-boiled eggs. I can understand why people would want to buy sandwiches instead of plain boiled eggs though. Could be that the stands are connected and the left side is just to buy eggs to take home.

[Anonymous No.9326308]

>>9322776
He makes 2 perfectly reasonable sandwiches and then stuffs them together with a third shitty sandwich into an abomination why the fuck would you do that

[Anonymous No.9326398]

>>9325968
the skin is supposed to be crispy, sperglord

[Anonymous No.9326404]

I literally just made a couple of egg sandwiches, directly inspired by the Egg King. Except mine had jalapenos; inspired by the Asspie King (Joe Rogaine).

[Anonymous No.9326417]

>>9326024
What was your point in replying to me? I don't understand.

I called him a flyover because he posted an example of plating taken to its addmittedly most pretentious extreme as if it disroves the scientific fact that visual impression plays a role in how we perceive taste, when all it really revealed is that he personally feels threatened by anything higher class than applebees.

And you misunderstand what it means to be flyover if you would unrionically apply that label to Chicago, a global culinary mecha boasting a vibrant fine dining as well as street food scene spanning numerous cuisines.

[Anonymous No.9326421]

>>9322415
>work_of_an_enemy_stand.png

[Anonymous No.9326454]

>>9325843
coming from this fat ass here

[Anonymous No.9326456]

>>9322415
the virgin cook vs the chad flip

[Anonymous No.9326479]

>>9326175
>>9326178
I think it's because their space isn't clean or their taste lacks innovation and creation. They want the salary but they're not right for it.

[Anonymous No.9326536]

>>9325741
>Getting this mad about chopsticks

[Anonymous No.9326560]

>>9322704
>massive amount of goopy cheese
>just to fucking maximize the damage, cut off bits of cold unmelted shit as well

0/10 waste of food.

[Anonymous No.9326589]

>>9324386
>American cheese

[Anonymous No.9326595]

>>9325691
Parkinson's disease is a terrible affliction

[Anonymous No.9326610]

>>9325774
>not using scissor style tongs

[Anonymous No.9326628]

>>9325531

There was a beekeeper thread over on /an/ the other day. It's probably still up. It doesn't seem like it's that difficult or expensive to get a small hive or two going.

[Anonymous No.9326629]

>>9326536
fork it

[Anonymous No.9326735]

>>9325691

What a crepe!

[Anonymous No.9326833]

>>9322675
IT'S RAW!!!

[Anonymous No.9326844]

>>9323013
God this looks fucking disgusting. I'd unironically rather have this shit >>9322776 loose condiments are nasty.

[Anonymous No.9326856]

>>9326833
that's how steaks are eaten. not preferred myself, but that's how people like it.

[Anonymous No.9326872]

>>9325232
Kek

[Anonymous No.9326875]

>>9325777
he didn't notice the subtle lighting change between the two webms turning Hannibal cooking flesh into a day time chef show

[Anonymous No.9326897]

>>9326100
kek

[Anonymous No.9326902]

>>9323302
i would eat that if it were beer battered and fried

[Anonymous No.9326903]

>>9325661
filename kek

[Anonymous No.9326924]

>>9325387
>avocado is a healthier substitute for cheese

also recommended: 145 grain lead supplement, cranially injected.

[Anonymous No.9326943]

>>9325387
>avocado is a healthier substitute for cheese

>vegetable shortening is a healthier substitute for lard/butter
>oh no wait it actually kills you lol sorry butter is actually probably fine

[Anonymous No.9326950]

>>9325465
Some people don't know how to balance their meals, or they think something being high in calories is inherently bad. I make a really rich mac and cheese with an extra layer of cheese on top and butter/breadcrumbs, but I'll have it with a giant salad that has only vinegar and no oil to balance it out.

[Anonymous No.9326951]

>>9323066
gaston tier

[Anonymous No.9326953]

[Anonymous No.9326999]

>>9326953

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-2QBYKI8LU

not a webm, but comfy nonetheless

[Anonymous No.9327000]

>>9325815
>please stop you're making me erect desu

[Anonymous No.9327038]

>>9325843
You do realize this is a traditional Swiss meal, do you ?

[Anonymous No.9327039]

>>9325843
Its raclette and its not even remotely American

[Anonymous No.9327042]

>>9326999
Great movie.

[Anonymous No.9327044]

>>9322708
Does anyone have the full webm? It used to be posted all the time but now its always just this super shortened one.

[Anonymous No.9327048]

>>9326421

[Anonymous No.9327096]

>>9325843
fuckin retard thinking just because it has a lot of cheese it's auto American cuisine.

[Anonymous No.9327118]

>>9325799
Wasting food for the sake of making a funny video somehow fails to amuse me.

[Anonymous No.9327123]

>>9327118
>stop using food sub-optimally!

pure autism

[Anonymous No.9327131]

>>9323028
>>9325703
>>9326560
I guess I can understand your opinion when it's fact that all americans are mixed with blacks at some degree and thus can't digest dairy product
such a sad, and nasty people.

[Anonymous No.9327138]

>>9327131
>not wanting nasty slime on your meal means you don't like cheese

[Anonymous No.9327139]

>>9325387
>avocado is a better substitute for cheese
>uses cheese in the dish anyway

[Anonymous No.9327156]

>>9327118

[Anonymous No.9327158]

>>9326628
Thanks, I'll check it out. I actually have a buddy who just started a month or 2 ago. Seems pretty neat.

[Anonymous No.9327160]

>>9327138
Never allowed you to reply to my post, blackie.

[Anonymous No.9327166]

>>9327160
Don't let Muhammad hear you talk like that

[Anonymous No.9327167]

>>9325799
> :) THUS THE SERPENT CONSUMES HIS OWN TAIL :) :)

[Anonymous No.9327168]

>>9325387
>manages to have more calories than actual mac and cheese

[Anonymous No.9327188]

[Anonymous No.9327195]

>>9327166
>Back to the cotton field tyrone

[Anonymous No.9327198]

>>9327188
Why leave the squids out before killing them?

[Anonymous No.9327211]

>>9327198
at least you can talk.

who are you?

[Anonymous No.9327235]

>>9323071
>less people less problems, you know
and the people that are here aren't buttholes like big city folk.
That's right, I said 'folk'.

[Anonymous No.9327245]

>>9327156
I've never been so far away from laughing before in my life.

[Anonymous No.9327249]

>>9327245
just wait till your mom dies

[Anonymous No.9327258]

>>9326589
You should thank us for perfecting cheese

[Anonymous No.9327273]

>>9325799
>no olives on the sandwiches

[Anonymous No.9327368]

>>9325387
>all those pan scratches
Jesus.

>>9325741
>that nose pick at 0:08

>>9325741
It's never too late to start learning, anon.

[Anonymous No.9327370]

>>9327235
normie detected

[Anonymous No.9327574]

>>9325843
It's raclette and it's Swiss you fucking mung

[Anonymous No.9327777]

>>9326278
>rugby north dakota is the center of the continent

you're being kind of pedantic. I said "literally" the center of the continent. That means, figuratively speaking, that Chicago is in the center of North America.

I bet you're loads of fun at parties, eh mate?

[Anonymous No.9327780]

>>9325180
She does Botox. Doesn't change the fact that her skin is very youthful and healthy looking, especially compared to others her age, thanks to taking care of it.

[Anonymous No.9327786]

>>9327777
>literally means figuratively
waste of quads desu

[Anonymous No.9327788]

>>9322415
>>9322415
*blocks your egg stand*

[Anonymous No.9327798]

>>9327777
>post number 777

must be your lucky day!

[Anonymous No.9327811]

>>9326417
>What was your point in replying to me?

You called someone a "flyover" after they posted a video of a dish that is served at a highly acclaimed Chicago restaurant. It seemed plausible that you might be dismissing their post simply because of the geographic location of the restaurant, i.e. the "anything that comes from non-coast land is trash" mindset that is commonly displayed on this board.

>I called him a flyover because he posted an example of plating taken to its addmittedly most pretentious extreme as if it disroves the scientific fact that visual impression plays a role in how we perceive taste, when all it really revealed is that he personally feels threatened by anything higher class than applebees.

This makes a lot more sense, and I see now that I was mis-guided to think you were dismissing that anon as "flyover" based on the location of Alinea.

>you misunderstand what it means to be flyover if you would unrionically apply that label to Chicago

I don't apply that label to Chicago, but I do dismiss hotdogs as unironically pedestrian fare.

Also, I think you meant "Mecca" when you said "mecha." Chicago is certainly a city worthy of making a culinary pilgrimage, but it is not a machine. Then again, in this day of Islamophobia, I can forgive your mistake, Monica.

[Anonymous No.9327814]

>>9326278
>what is smith county, kansas

[Anonymous No.9327819]

>>9327814
continent, not country

[Anonymous No.9327828]

>>9324972
Dear god why?

[Anonymous No.9327835]

>>9325706
Its tomato juice, not hawiian punch

[Anonymous No.9327837]

>>9327835
Close, it's clamato.

[Anonymous No.9327843]

>>9326999
is this movie worth watching, or was the opening the best part?

[Anonymous No.9327848]

>>9325799
Lost it at the oak barrel

[Anonymous No.9327857]

>>9327819
my mistake I misread, carry on

[Anonymous No.9327860]

>>9325799
:):):):):):):):):):):)

[Anonymous No.9327875]

>>9327786
>>literally means figuratively

>from https://en.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/literally
>1.1informal Used for emphasis while not being literally true.
‘I was literally blown away by the response I got’

well actually, literally does mean figuratively. The future is now, old man.

[Anonymous No.9327908]

>>9327156

9fag tier shit

[Anonymous No.9327911]

>>9327188

>this kills the squid

[Anonymous No.9327962]

>>9325232

The Virgin pajeet
> poos in loo

The Chad Rajnesh
> poos only on designated shitting streets
> mixes bonus poo into food

[Anonymous No.9327984]

>>9327188
thats actually really cool how they change color after being killed.
sucks to be a squid I guess but this seems like a quick painless way to do it

[Anonymous No.9327990]

>>9322876

it's unappetizing because it looks like it's infected with maggots. the actual dish has gravy on it and looks a lot better

[Anonymous No.9327991]

>>9326999
>be horny eight year old
>the year is 1999
>have to fast forward through old VHSes for J.O. material
>always think Eat Drink Man Woman will have a sex scene, end up sitting there trawling through it for fifteen-twenty minutes, and ending up pissed off
>still feel irrational sense of resentment towards the film

[Anonymous No.9327994]

>>9325387
I just dont even know what to say at this point holy fuck

[Anonymous No.9327999]

>>9327156
>average millennial female.webm

[Anonymous No.9328004]

>>9322876
so I noticed theres still some "gray" spots around the outside, is that safe to eat? the outside before trimming was basically just decomposing right?
t. cooking brainlet. aged meats confuse and amaze me

[Anonymous No.9328014]

>>9325799
I'm glad this shit was a bad joke.

[Anonymous No.9328026]

>>9328004
yes, meat was likely stored in a cool, well aired room. most of the outside crust was the bacteria from the aging process.

[Anonymous No.9328110]

[Anonymous No.9328117]

[Anonymous No.9328188]

>>9326297
that pot is on a burner. i think the other guy has the same kind of set up, as in, he occasionally boils some eggs in the pot but moves it and grabs a pan whenever he cooks em up

[Anonymous No.9328211]

>>9328117
why edit out the one escaping

[Anonymous No.9328287]

>>9322747
>>9322727
I never liked honey when I was younger
a few months ago I tried some honey whiskey, it was awesome, so I tried honey itself again, and I wouldn't want to eat it on its own but it's pretty good
>>9325049
contributing

[Anonymous No.9328303]

>>9325843
>trying this hard to fit in

[Anonymous No.9328322]

>>9325387
So thats how you activate the almond

[Anonymous No.9328335]

>>9325741
Woahh.so this is autism looks like

[Anonymous No.9328345]

>>9322415
Sad!

[Anonymous No.9328369]

>>9326079
WHATEVER IT TAKES

[Anonymous No.9328411]

>>9324972
Why does she use her hand to turn on the faucet?

[Anonymous No.9328565]

>>9328117
>benny hill theme

[Anonymous No.9328981]

>>9322776
Looked like a nice hangover meal until he started adding the bacon and fries.

[Anonymous No.9329006]

>>9327837
Is he pouring fucking fruit punch on it?

[Anonymous No.9329043]

>>9324209
Yanks wash the natural protective coating off of Eggs so you have to refrigerate eggs in Cletusland. Yanks also hate anything that's "fookin raw" as well so they think runny eggs will kill you. As a result all their eggs are overcooked to shit.

[Anonymous No.9329054]

>>9325387
>man eating healthy is so expensive
>makes a $10 mac n cheese
>could've just done a rice/beans dish or meat & 3 veg and it wouldve been healthier and 1/4 the cost

[Anonymous No.9329208]

>>9329006
I just fucking said it was clamato.

[Anonymous No.9329267]

>>9327188

"My ancestors are smilling at me Chink can you say the same"?

[Anonymous No.9329423]

>>9327044
I thought I have it, but it turns out I don't.
I'll dig the archive.

[Anonymous No.9329903]

>>9325279
lmao,
>dropped out of school
>smoked insane amounts of weed
>slept on the couch
describes every ashevillian i knew. if you've ever heard of michael the archangel, he says hello.

[Anonymous No.9329942]

>>9325289
>Is there anything macaulay culkin can't do?
that's Mads Mikkelsen

[Anonymous No.9329991]

>>9322415
fuck If I wad there I'd buy from the older guy. New guy looks like he doesn't know shit