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[Anonymous No.9340265]

do i have diabetes?

[Anonymous No.9340275]

>streaming

[Anonymous No.9340277]

>>9340265
i hope so

[Anonymous No.9340335]

sex god

[Anonymous No.9340342]

>>9340265
I mean, if you have to ask.. probably.

[Anonymous No.9340569]

>>9340265
yes you have die of beat Es

[Anonymous No.9341816]

>>9340265
Is this a serious question? If so, take a piss on your hand, then lick it. If your urine is sweet, tasting sort of like the juice out of a pickle jar, then you have diabetes.

Not joking. Your body's last-ditch method of getting rid of excess glucose is to dump it out your kidneys. Some of the medications they have to treat REALLY FUCKING OUT OF CONTROL diabetes even short-circuits your glucose reuptake mechanism so that even more glucose gets dumped out through your kidneys.

And yes, it's a little bit of a disgusting way to test it (unless you're into watersports) but it's an instant test that doesn't require any planning or expense.

Or you can go to a pharmacy and buy a meter and test strips for about US$50.

[Anonymous No.9341920]

>>9341816
I can wholeheartedly recommend this instructional video

[Anonymous No.9341939]

>>9341816

>meter costs $20
>100 test strips costs $85
>I don't even have diabetes, just hypochondriac

[Anonymous No.9341944]

>>9341816
>Unless you're into watersports
What did he mean by this?

[Anonymous No.9341945]

You're an ugly fat fuck, so yeah.

[Anonymous No.9341951]

>>9341816
>Is this a serious question? If so, take a piss on your hand, then lick it. If your urine is sweet, tasting sort of like the juice out of a pickle jar, then you have diabetes.
This is why I still love 4chan.

[Anonymous No.9341968]

you have all types of diabetes, RIP

[Anonymous No.9341984]

>>9341944
Pee fetish

[Anonymous No.9341989]

>>9341816
People will actually try this now.
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