al/ck/ general

[Anonymous No.9368076]

al/ck/ Alcoholism general
>At least you'll get a bed bath from a qt3.14 nurse while you die in agony
edition

Previous thread: >>9361884

[Anonymous No.9368107]

>>9368076
you are a piece of garbage. you know that? you should be banned forever for spamming this every god damn day you are a disgrace to the human race.

[Anonymous No.9368147]

6 months mostly sober barring a couple of fuckhuge meltdowns. Still having a hard time knowing what you're supposed to actually do when your life doesn't revolve around drinking but feeling pretty hopeful.

[Anonymous No.9368149]

>>9368107
>iclearlysaidSTOPlikingwhatidontlike.jpg
Oh hey, 'that one guy'. Still trying, I see?
Cute that you think anyone gives a shit what you want. Now sshhh and run along, there's a good lad.

[Anonymous No.9368166]

>Last day of august
Jesus christ I need to get my shit together for uni, if I actually want to have a chance at graduating

[Anonymous No.9368183]

Very anxious when I don't drink. I'm actually scared of thinking. When I do drink I can't think as clearly.

Can't win either way.

[Anonymous No.9368191]

I'm beating my alcohol habits bit by bit. No more bear. It goes down too easy. Now I only buy strong liqour. Today I'm drinking Ricard. I almost barf every time I take a sip but it's working. I do no longer feel like drinking. I have 7 bottles of shit alcohol and they were expensive. I'm forcing my body to react to the taste of alcohol with disgust

[Anonymous No.9368201]

>>9368191
you're literally making your situation worse

[Anonymous No.9368204]

>>9368147
Get a hobby bro. Doesn't really matter what it is, just find something to get into. Play guitar. Learn to skateboard. Kite surfing. Hot-rod chainsaws. Tie your own fishing flies. Collect Elvis memorabilia. Archery. Fishing. Archery fishing (yeah, that's a thing). Build ships-in-bottles. Hand-carve smoking pipes in the shape of gnomes. Find something you enjoy and get into it.

[Anonymous No.9368222]

Can someone tell the benefits of being single again?

DIVORCE INCOMING BABY

already warned my roomate that i will be a fucking mess when he comes home

[Anonymous No.9368224]

>>9368204
>just find a hobby
>after Post Alcohol Dependence Induced Boredom
yeah right

[Anonymous No.9368229]

>>9368222
>Can someone tell the benefits of being single again?

>More time
>More money
>More energy
>Nobody constantly bothering you
>No responsibilities where you have to do something for someone constantly
>Freedom

[Anonymous No.9368231]

>>9368229
I forgot one:
>Peace and quiet

[Anonymous No.9368233]

>>9368076
All the nurses here are minorities with self entitled attitudes

[Anonymous No.9368239]

>>9368224
I didn't say it was easy, anon. I was just sharing what worked for me.
Surely you must have some interest that you had in the past you can pick back up?

[Anonymous No.9368242]

>>9368239
I'm not the guy you were responding to I just chimed in, mostly because I liked the acronym I made, but it's real, I think it's called anhedonia, the effect, almost everyone gets it when they quit i think, it's also bullshit, nothing is fun

[Anonymous No.9368244]

Got drunk for the first time in 40 days.

After trying cough syrup, alcohol is a joke.

I can go another 40 days now not feeling like I missed something.

[Anonymous No.9368257]

I've drank a 24-pack a day again for the whole week even though I thought I quit last weekend.

[Anonymous No.9368280]

>>9368244
I totalled a six speed sports car on a combo of cough syrup and whiskey one fine morning. I have to say, that robotic arms effect was not very helpful.

[Anonymous No.9368298]

>>9368147
>Still having a hard time knowing what you're supposed to actually do when your life doesn't revolve around drinking
It's an absolute fucking mystery, truly I have no clue

[Anonymous No.9368309]

>>9368222
Enjoyable sex. Have a mid-life crisis, spend ex wife expenditure cash on a Ferrari and empty your balls in some qt's

[Anonymous No.9368313]

>>9368233
I think the dude who employs them here, exclusively employs 9/10's, I swear to Christ, they're ALL so FUCKING HOT, aside from like 3 older, more senior gem staff. I've got like 150 candids today

[Anonymous No.9368318]

>>9368313
All the nurses I've ever met have always been ugly cunts who are constantly bitchy and don't want to do their jobs

[Anonymous No.9368321]

>>9368244
>cough syrup
DXM Erin is so cute :3
https://youtube.com/watch?v=UkEh5Un_Kk0

[Anonymous No.9368327]

>>9368318
One of the consultant docs here literally said "we've got all the best looking nurses"

[Anonymous No.9368336]

>>9368229

jesus christ, why did i fall for the marriage trap?

this sounds like total freedom

[Anonymous No.9368367]

>>9368229
>>9368231
>>9368336
don't forget the crippling loneliness and the creeping feeling that you will die alone

t. permavirgin

[Anonymous No.9368368]

>>9368224
When I'm not drinking (and I used to drink daily for years), I mostly write. I'm good at writing so I self-publish books. I also learned to make hummus and that shit is FUCKING delicious. Then there's sauerkraut, which is fun. Might try making hardtack again someday which is a cool survivalist food that basically never goes bad if you store it right (I have some made around 2 years ago), and to use up more time I also walk when I go to pick up groceries (great work-out) or if I go to the bank or if I go to pick up liquor. Besides that, there's loads of Youtube vids (I enjoy political stuff, watched LOADS of Professor Jordan Peterson, also Terrence Popp is pretty fucking awesome), I monitor my sales/KENP, I have a blog which I use largely to track my writing/editing progress though nobody really bothers with it, I keep up on my emails, going to try using Meetup.com, of course I lurk 4chan (/lit, /k/, and now /ck/), and well the last time I drank was on Monday so I might be tearing into the rum again tonight.

Was a daily drinker for years, then went to every-other-day, then every 2-3 days, now I seem to be moving into every 3-4 days which is good. I got drunk 11 times so far in August, if I drink again tonight it'll be 12, which I consider quite good because I had some cause for celebration this month including my 1-year anniversary of book writing and my first ghostwriting gig which earned me $100 for just 8 day's work, pretty fuckin' good for a writer who's relatively new. Really though, probably only a total of perhaps 12-16 hours total of writing; it can get pretty mentally draining. I anticipate September to have much less drinking, going to half-heartedly aim for 8 drunk days in the month but I wouldn't be too hard on myself if I ended up with 10. Been working hard, doing good, and nowhere near returning to daily drinking so meh.

Just get a hobby, anon. There's gotta be shit you're interested in other than drinking, even though drinking is awesome.

[Anonymous No.9368377]

>>9368368
not sure if serious, satire or a repost of some retard from reddit

[Anonymous No.9368391]

>>9368377
... I don't get it. What would it be a satire of? I've never been to reddit so I don't know how it would apply to that. Yeah, I was being serious. Used to write every day, getting a handle on my drinking, spend a lot of time writing (and some shitty time editing, I hate editing), and I really don't have trouble finding things to do with my time.

[Anonymous No.9368399]

>>9368367
I guess I'm fucked up in some way but I don't feel that at all

[Anonymous No.9368423]

>>9368367

i tried the marriage bullshit, im done with family in general

hope my mom can make it til the day i die of liver failure or heart attack

[Anonymous No.9368437]

fell asleep around 5 am or so. woke up at 730

bought bottle of grouse and just ate two eggs. Another day of drinking

[Anonymous No.9368446]

>>9368201
How tho?

[Anonymous No.9368452]

>>9368446
You want weak shit not the hard shit

[Anonymous No.9368453]

>>9368149
You post every day about your addiction to a poison. nobody gives a fuck about you garbage people and your pathetic addiction.
Its like making a thread about huffing gasoline or paint thinner multiple times a day. You should be ashamed.

[Anonymous No.9368458]

>>9368399
oh you will friendo. I'm not been married, but I've exclusively done long term relationshits. IE: longer than 3 years.Usually I'm dying to get out by the end when they leave me anyways for being a raging alcoholic, but a few weeks later..... the reality sets in and I'm lonely and depressed and drunk on the floor crying till I pick up another hostage. Yeah, I said hostage.

[Anonymous No.9368470]

>>9368453
I can't hear you when you mumble, speak up baby...

[Anonymous No.9368474]

>>9368367
I get that feeling every morning. That and embarrassment because of the stupid shit I'd inevitably done the night before, horror because of my debts and fear for my safety, for blackout-threatening violent, ex-con criminals, usually for no reason. It's a vile feeling, and it's the reason I wake and drink IMMEDIATELY, if there's any left. If there's nothing, I facepalm, then spend about fucking half an hour by my front door, shaking and puking, waiting for a brief respite; a hint of confidence that I might just get in and out of the shop without covering the place in vomit.
I don't think I've ever managed the journey once without throwing up like 5 times on the way there and back. The feel when I've managed to get back to bed, down as much as possible, feel the WD begin to fuck off and can begin pointlessly rewatching the same old shit on YouTube and posting here, is the feel for which I live.

[Anonymous No.9368485]

>>9368453
>nobody cares
>most popular threads on /ck/
>always max out post limit, every single time
Nobody cares what you want or what you think. al/ck/ is going nowhere you unimportant little brat. Go away. Thanks.

[Anonymous No.9368490]

>>9368485
You're going nowhere ya' loser
>apart from an early grave
:)

[Anonymous No.9368503]

>>9368490
boy I hope so

[Anonymous No.9368509]

>>9368368
This is amazing bait anon you almost got me, but,

>>>reddit

[Anonymous No.9368513]

>>9368503
Me too.
Now get outside and apologize to the trees.

[Anonymous No.9368514]

>>9368490
Found the teenager.

[Anonymous No.9368568]

let's do it

[Anonymous No.9368577]

>>9368490
>>apart from an early grave
Sooner rather than later please

[Anonymous No.9368588]

>>9368568
Those sparkling ice things are the greatest mixers. I can't even decide what my favorite flavor is. Also $1 per bottle most places. If I ever pick a flavor I might try to buy a case wholesale

[Anonymous No.9368594]

>>9368446
You'll get use to the taste.

[Anonymous No.9368601]

>>9368588
iirc there's a lemon flavor and it's goooood

[Anonymous No.9368607]

What do you guys drink usually?

>vodka and water 35/65

[Anonymous No.9368613]

>>9368607
"Cheap Beer"
That's literally the title and it's sold in 2L containers, it's 7%

[Anonymous No.9368620]

>>9368607
see
>>9368568

[Anonymous No.9368634]

>>9368509
Alright, I'm genuinely curious, what is it that I said that is making people scream reddit? Is it my autismal record-keeping? The fact I like to write? The pretty well perfect grammar? I don't get it.

[Anonymous No.9368640]

>>9368607
I just down like a third of a bottle of vod, then have a mouthful of water afterwards.
>when you chug undiluted vodka, it goes down the wrong pipe, your entire respiratory system explodes, it sprays out of your mouth, out of your nose, covers your face, gets in your eyes, and you just sit there on fire thinking "oh, ok then"
Worst bit is losing all the precious vodka ;_;

[Anonymous No.9368642]

>>9368607
57.1% rum and water. 50/50. Use shotglasses. Rum first to the 1/2oz or 15ml mark, then water up to the 1oz or 30ml mark.

[Anonymous No.9368646]

>>9368634
>well perfect grammar
>well perfect
In your dreams you illiterate fuck.

[Anonymous No.9368659]

>>9368607
Vodka and water 24/7

[Anonymous No.9368661]

Anybody else here likes to listen to Billy Joel when drunk? Also Blondie and other shit of the same time period, it makes me forget that internet even exists

[Anonymous No.9368666]

>>9368659
Ma nigga

[Anonymous No.9368676]

It's 8.14 PM here and I'm laying in my bed under the sheets fully clothed. Should I just pass out or go out to some bars?

[Anonymous No.9368691]

I feel like I'd be enlightened like the Budhha if I could be afford to be drunk enough for long enough.

[Anonymous No.9368704]

>>9368607
Vodka with ice water as chaser

[Anonymous No.9368722]

I feel sick but must continue cleaning. Another day, another $16.99.
Let's keep on keeping on, guys.

[Anonymous No.9368726]

who YUI here

[Anonymous No.9368727]

>>9368691
The dude was a prince, he was probably drunk every day.
Jesus was probably a pisshead too. There's a bible verse somewhere which suggests he drank like fuck.
Plus he clearly preferred wine to water. And is determined that people should drink at least once a week.

[Anonymous No.9368729]

>tfw wake and bake rather than wake and shake

a welcome change desu

[Anonymous No.9368732]

>>9368729
Dem prison tho

[Anonymous No.9368753]

>in the euphoric stage
>know it'll be short lived and I'll start punching things soon

ah well

[Anonymous No.9368762]

>>9368607
Bourbon mostly but I like any whisky. I'm drinking some $15 handle of canadien whisky now. Pretty smooth for the dollars. I get too drunk too quickly with vodka and most the cheap shit taste like rubbing alcohol.

[Anonymous No.9368975]

>>9368368
5 ounces of 57.1% rum in 20 minutes, nice start.

[Anonymous No.9368985]

>>9368076
hey bros
ive been down to 2 beers a day for 3 days thought i was getting somewhere. now im on my 4th this morning and feeling like im falling away from the taper and just getting drunk. fuck it right what are the al/ck/s up too? im drinking ipa

[Anonymous No.9369021]

>>9368437
i know the feels man

[Anonymous No.9369025]

>>9368453
fuck off this thread really helps people with al/ck/ and depression issues. go away

[Anonymous No.9369026]

>>9368722
More vodka and ice water, it's 3pm and I finally ate a bowl of cereal cuz just bought malk. Time to consolidate a bunch of shit out of my guest room so that it's hospitable.
Last night my girlfriend said "maybe tonight we can NOT go to the liquor store", and I said "absolutely not, I will get so sick if I stop now".
She said "maybe we should talk about this", to which I responded "nah, maybe later".
It's a good thing I'm a NEET and do whatever the fuck I want w/ no schedule, because if I came home to an intervention I would lose my fucking mind.

[Anonymous No.9369029]

>>9368985
Trying to think of a way out of detox and wishing I was never born.
Don't want to be here. Worse still though, I don't want to go home. I don't want to be anywhere.

[Anonymous No.9369030]

>>9369026
Have you ever read any Kerouac?

[Anonymous No.9369043]

>>9369029
you got any senpai or friends to hang with or just the interwebz?

[Anonymous No.9369047]

>>9369025
don't fall for the bait

this a thread to both warn people who may drink to much and a place for drinkers to conglomerate and work to better ourselves.

sadly most of us are doomed to die slowly

[Anonymous No.9369048]

>>9369043
was supposed to say family not senpai wtf

[Anonymous No.9369051]

>>9369047
im aware anon im just trying to make myself feel better...,. denial and all that

[Anonymous No.9369053]

>>9369026
Time for the ol' taperoo

[Anonymous No.9369059]

>>9368239
Not the anon you asked.
Go back to stuff I enjoyed before booze? Like what, colouring books and hide and seek?
There is nothing left in this universe for me. Dream car? Couldn't care less. Dream girl? Not going through that ever again. My only hope is a lottery win so I can lock myself in a comfy room with a laptop and enough alcohol to never be sober, then die alone. I'm entirely serious, it's my dream life.

[Anonymous No.9369078]

>>9369026
>tfw finally out of the shackles of physical dependence

Such a fucking relief. Staying there isn't easy either though.

[Anonymous No.9369084]

>>9369043
Literally just al/ck/. I don't like any other community/social network/people.

[Anonymous No.9369095]

>>9369030
Only Into The Wild, why?

[Anonymous No.9369100]

>>9369059
>Go back to stuff I enjoyed before booze? Like what, colouring books and hide and seek?

Hell if I know what it might be, anon. I obviously don't know you. But I don't belive for an instant that you went from being a toddler to an alkie. Surely there were things you enjoyed doing before you started drinking hard?

[Anonymous No.9369105]

>>9369053
I've tapered before and made it a few months sober but honestly I'm so manic depressive when I'm not drunk that it's actually MORE destructive to those around me. I know it's selfish to be an al/ck, but some little part of me feels like I'm taking one for the team. I know that that's dumb as fuck.

[Anonymous No.9369136]

I have this fucking body odor that I can't get rid of, and it's worse when I drink a lot. It's kinda sour, metallic, and a bit rotten. No amount of hygiene kills it.

All my clothes reek of it and I can smell it on myself constantly. I took a shower yesterday and my girlfriend said I made the towel smell funny.

Halp.

[Anonymous No.9369149]

>>9369084
well man ill talk to you for a while. i get it
i have a girlfriend and a kid and ive never felt so alone in my life.... shit is weird anon. its like i care for her and i love my daughter more than anything but i work nights and the girl works days so me and the daughter chill. i literally sleep 4 hours a day and get buzzed in the meantime. i feel the lonely thing man even when im with both of them on my time off i just feel like being alone..... browsing and trolling 4chan and random threads on bullshit sites... i have no direction how is your day to day

[Anonymous No.9369201]

>>9369136
SAUNA
A
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A

[Anonymous No.9369208]

>>9368224
It comes with the territory. The only way you can break the routine of alcoholism is by replacing it with another. I did this by going back to something simple I used to do which is lifting. At first it was so mind numbingly draining I couldn't stand it but I knew if I didn't pass the time and be patient I'd never repair physically/mentally. over time I gradually increased workout times and now enjoy it. The alternative is another wasted year and finding new ways into the new year in which your body is broken.

It happens with alcohol too. Shows you used to like become mundane. You stop being able to concentrate on the same shitty youtube subscriptions. You wish you could just stay asleep. It gets old as fuck being a loser.

[Anonymous No.9369221]

>>9368327
What are you in hospital with?

[Anonymous No.9369229]

>>9368975
11.5oz (roughly 345ml if my math serves me... questionable) within 80 minutes. Feelin' good. Watching Poldark.

[Anonymous No.9369232]

>>9369105
Alcohol can help for a bit but it's a shitty long term solution. Taking one for the team would be going to a shrink desu.

[Anonymous No.9369235]

>>9369232
Also, talk to your gf clearly about the very real dangers of withdrawal so that she doesn't get any Hollywood heroics about pouring out bottles and refusing to enable you shit in her head.

Normies don't know shit about drinking.

[Anonymous No.9369242]

>>9369201
Helps for 10 minutes then the smell comes back.

The only thing that will get rid of that smell is to stop drinking. The smell is a byproduct of your liver trying to break down the alcohol in your body. Unless you get rid of that chemical at its source by reducing your booze consumption you will never be rid of it.

[Anonymous No.9369244]

>>9369100
>Surely there were things you enjoyed doing before you started drinking hard?
I was a child. Nope

[Anonymous No.9369273]

>>9369149
>how is your day to day?
I wake up alone, get drunk alone, watch YouTube alone then go to sleep alone.

[Anonymous No.9369284]

>>9368640
If you didn't drink such an insane amount in one go, that wouldn't happen.

[Anonymous No.9369294]

>>9368732
>going to prison for smoking weed in your own home
This is what people who have never left their basement believe. I severely doubt you live in Saudi Arabia.

[Anonymous No.9369306]

your liver is on the right side of your body right? So this intermittent pain I get in my left abdomen has nothing to do with my drinking r-right?

[Anonymous No.9369307]

>>9369221
An erection. The nurses, omfg.
Oh and acute withdrawal, as usual.

[Anonymous No.9369308]

>>9369273
man where are you? go for a walk or something

[Anonymous No.9369318]

>>9369306
could easily be your stomach or pancreas and could easily be alcohol related. best see a doctor.

[Anonymous No.9369323]

>>9369307
>The nurses
how about a picture for us al/ck/ bros

[Anonymous No.9369332]

>>9369294
Stealing a biscuit while serving a suspended sentence will result in you going to prison, wherever you live.

[Anonymous No.9369339]

>>9369306
Spleen, lung, colon, pancreas blah etc.

[Anonymous No.9369353]

>>9369306
Pain below your right lung is typically what you'd be looking for. My liver aches 24/7, is so enlarged that it protrudes an inch below my rib cage and frequently feels like it's being stabbed. Love it.

[Anonymous No.9369356]

>>9369307
This
>>9369323
Stop talking shit about your chub or give us one too

[Anonymous No.9369382]

>>9369307
I took like 200 today of the 4 very finest of them, and two vids of the best of the lot, 42 seconds of HD vid, looking her up and down, admiring her fucking stunning bod and face. Sneaky as fuck.
The hospital and its name is printed all over the place though, so is that of the ward, and from the position from which it was filmed, you'd know what bed I'm in. I'd literally be telling you where I am, accurate to about 6ft. I'm stuck here for weeks, my phone is filled with candids and I've been going to the toilet a... suspicious number of times today, then coming out red and sweaty.
I'll post in a couple of weeks when I'm home and can obscure some shiz.

[Anonymous No.9369388]

>>9369308
In a shitty ghetto, not really safe to walk

[Anonymous No.9369389]

>>9369232
>>9369235
I'll look into a shrink. Doctors try to prescribe me anti depressants, but I can't take them. Bipolar runs in my family, and when combined with antidepressants they can induce manic episodes (you literally go insane). I watched it happen to my brother when we were in high school, I would ask him "have you seen my shoes?", and he'd yell "hang on, I've got to check the stock market!" and use one arm to clear off his massive drafting table like he was in a fucking howtobasic video.
It was the weirdest shit having my sister look up and me and go "is (anon'sbrother) ever going to be the same again?", and having to tell her "I don't know". It lasted for six months until we figured out what it was, and two more after he cycled off the meds.
Thankfully he's fine now, but since then I absolutely refuse to even acknowledge antidepressants as an option. I can't do THAT to the people around me, plus there's the whole embarrassment of what you did when batshit-off-the-handle part. He fucked up his social life so bad he had to change schools.

[Anonymous No.9369412]

>>9368368
>>9368391
Your lack of cynicism and writing style.

>that shit is FUCKING delicious
>sauerkraut, which is fun
>cool survivalist food
>LOADS of Professor Jordan Peterson
>pretty fucking awesome

etc. etc. Sounds like a normie trying to get hella upvotes on the Reddit with forced positivity and enthusiasm.

Not trying to be cunt, just explaining.

[Anonymous No.9369421]

>>9369382
Hahah dude you're fucking lying. But, If you could have any delusional al/ck/ fantasy to shitpost about, why would you choose this specific one?

[Anonymous No.9369432]

>>9369412
Yeah I'm not gonna call you a redditor, but this guy is a little bit right. I wouldn't read anything you've written. Sorry anon, get gud/ go to community college or something.

[Anonymous No.9369440]

>>9368368
>>9368391
>>9369412
Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit, I've forgotten to respond to the actual poster. My bad.

[Anonymous No.9369443]

>>9369389
Shouldn't they put bipolars on something like olanzapine rather than ssri's?

Medication can be a real shitshow but I don't think you'll be worse off trying something with a good shrink rather than just drinking yourself to death.

That handle a day habit may seem manageable in your early twenties when your body feels invincible but shit gets rickety fast within the years.

[Anonymous No.9369450]

>>9369421
He's lying about taking creep shots and jerking to them?

I think you misread his post.

[Anonymous No.9369543]

>>9369450
No, surprisingly I have the basic reading comprehension of your average 3rd grader. If he was being truthful he would post proof.

[Anonymous No.9369553]

>>9369443
And yes, the problem is that I am not seeking treatment for bipolar. I don't have any interest in being sedated for the rest of my life, plus I'm not even 100% sure I have it. But I can't afford to petri dish my chemical imbalances around and risk going bananas because of seeking treatment for depression.
My brother was also being treated for depression, we had no idea he was bipolar.

[Anonymous No.9369561]

Why does al/ck/ seem so /b/ today? Did someone link it on one of the kids' boards?
>>9369543
I've no pen, this is the closest to a timestamp you're getting, and I've explained why I'm not posting pics of nurses.

[Anonymous No.9369562]

>>9369543
I sure as hell wouldn't if I were him.

[Anonymous No.9369570]

>>9369543
>surprisingly I have the basic reading comprehension of your average 3rd grader
This isn't at all surprising.

[Anonymous No.9369586]

>>9369553
>I don't have any interest in being sedated for the rest of my life
I share your wariness about psych meds but you do have to see the irony of saying this while downing half a gallon of central nervous system depressant each day to remain somewhat normal, right?

[Anonymous No.9369590]

>>9369561
Kek, creative problem solving right there.

Do you get any fun stuff shot up those tubes?

[Anonymous No.9369592]

>>9369586
Go be new somewhere else. Stop shitposting ffs

[Anonymous No.9369601]

>>9369590
probably banan bag and b vit mix, plus a SMALL because they're assholes does of some benzo I'll bet.

[Anonymous No.9369602]

750 down in 3 hrs

[Anonymous No.9369605]

>>9369590
Nah just that radioactive-looking, yellow vitamin shit. I'm sure you know the stuff. I am on a loootttt of Librium though, feelsgoodman

[Anonymous No.9369611]

>>9369592
How am I shitposting m8?

[Anonymous No.9369622]

>>9369601
Nah man, 160mg plus another 80mg if I want it. Feel pretty damn cosy given that I'm in WD

[Anonymous No.9369631]

>>9369561
>Did someone link it on one of the kids' boards?
I think they were talking about us on /r9k/ the other day, probably some overspill from that cesspool

[Anonymous No.9369637]

Ffs, someone has linked al/ck/ elsewhere, it's so obvious. Own up, who did it?

[Anonymous No.9369644]

>>9369637
Ah. Fuck. Ok. >>9369631

[Anonymous No.9369657]

>>9369637
>not posting the best of al/ck/ on r/4chan for that sweet karma

[Anonymous No.9369717]

need a fat gf

[Anonymous No.9369758]

>>9369136
Do you drink hand sanitizer or rubbing alcohol?

>>9369382
>Sneaky as fuck.
I can't picture you taking 200 pics a day and being sneaky. Try not to get your phone taken away Anonkun.

>>9369389
That's a classic mistake among doctors, confusing depression and whatever the name of the "down" in bipolar, and giving the wrong medication. Many docs are idiots.
There are pills that can lift your mood a little bit without making you maniac, not regular anti depressant. I don't know much about them, but it's worth looking into it.
>>9369553
>sedated for the rest of my life
That's for maniacs. You have to adjust without going too high up to mania, nor be lowered too low to [I still don't know the term], right in the normie-zone. And you're in charge, the doc can only help you adjust.
Also I'm pretty sure alcohol is very bad for bipolar.

[Anonymous No.9369766]

>>9369412
>>9369440
Well it's been fun, /ck/. I stand by the FACT, get me, FACT, that I've never ever in my bloody life bothered with reddit. I shall continue to enjoy rum, and I'll leave you fellers alone, because clearly something doesn't fuckin' click. CHEERS! I'll have a shot to ya, and perhaps in a couple years I'll come and give /ck/ another go-around. It's been fun, but God damn... something's got to be done about the sensitivity. It seriously have.

[Anonymous No.9369772]

>I live in a nameless town
>No need to wander around
>I live in a nameless town
>In a blackout

[Anonymous No.9369775]

https://youtu.be/Vklrtx6odxc

i need someone to love

[Anonymous No.9369794]

had to buy a bottle today
really looked like I could keep myself until the weekend
also some fucking nigger billed me for over twice the hours when I was playing some pool earlier today

[Anonymous No.9369796]

>>9369794
woah I'm a nigger lad

[Anonymous No.9369799]

>>9369796
not a black man
a nigger

[Anonymous No.9369816]

Wanted to not drink until Labor Day. Fucked up and bought a six pack and a pint of Jim Beam on the way home from work. Sitting here in my back porch thinking, "one or two drinks won't hurt nothing"

[Anonymous No.9369817]

>>9369758
>Do you drink hand sanitizer or rubbing alcohol?

No, just plain ol' booze.

[Anonymous No.9369833]

>>9368336
All of society basically tells us we need to get married and have children. I fell into that trap

[Anonymous No.9369840]

>>9369817
Well, it means your body is releasing smelly chemicals for another reason.
See a doc I guess.

[Anonymous No.9369848]

>>9368607
Old Crow and cans of Pabst. Sometimes I'll get a six pack of micro-brew or some 30$ plus burbon

[Anonymous No.9369856]

>>9369136
Drink more water, when you drink

[Anonymous No.9369931]

Pops always has the good stuff.

[Anonymous No.9370003]

>>9369931
is bacardi gold any good?

[Anonymous No.9370004]

>>9368490
I also eat a ton of steaks to help me cope with that realization

[Anonymous No.9370011]

>>9368147
You just do what the rest of us do, except sober this time (like us)
Bury yourself at work, come home, under cook a steak, play Xbox for hours, or watch Netflix for hours, or if you live in a big enough city there's usually still festivals going on. Pft wtvr man, none of this makes us all happy. Just kinda distracting myself until I die, just more sober than you

[Anonymous No.9370046]

>>9370011
>Just kinda distracting myself until I die
Should be the official motto of our species desu.

[Anonymous No.9370056]

>>9369149
Are you me?

[Anonymous No.9370068]

>>9368726
Me!!! And im only on my first glass desu senpai famalam desu

[Anonymous No.9370093]

>>9370046
>>9370011
We live on a tiny rock in the middle of nowhere and we're all going to die and the universe literally couldn't care less. We are meaningless specks in the grand scheme of things. And there is no scheme at all. So fuck it, I'm going to get drunk.

[Anonymous No.9370107]

>>9368367
you do know 1/2 of a married couple is going to die alone right dipshit?

[Anonymous No.9370110]

How do I get my innards into healthy, working shape? Im talking intestines actually taking up nutrients instead of violent fits of diarrhea; liver and kidneys doing their thing instead of getting rekt, etc.

From what I gather thus far, fibrous green veggies, beetroot (juice), onion and garlic are supposed to be the top echelon in this regard.

[Anonymous No.9370119]

Why do I hate alcohol, al/ck/? I just want to be able to drink casually with friends but I can't stand the taste. How do I force myself to like it?

[Anonymous No.9370122]

>>9370110
You're not going to have healthy innards unless you stop drinking.

Apart from that, just eat lean meat and veggies. You can't go wrong with those. And try intermittent fasting. Giving your digestive system a break once in a while does wonders.

[Anonymous No.9370123]

>>9370119
This is the alcoholism thread, kid. You don't want to take advice from us.

[Anonymous No.9370127]

>>9370110
I take it you have already managed to stop drinking?

Otherwise pancreatitis will murk you no matter what.

[Anonymous No.9370128]

>>9370119
Just order vodka shots instead of beer so you can get drunk without tasting alcohol for long periods of time.

[Anonymous No.9370134]

>>9368423
>wouldnt mind dying any day now, but dont want to make mom feel sad

[Anonymous No.9370137]

>>9370107
50% divorce rate, some of them re-marry, with the same divorce rate.

>>9370110
http://www.gaps.me
Works for Smirnoffbro. You don't necessarily want to follow his way.

>>9370119
Smoke meth, it's a shorter hell.

[Anonymous No.9370149]

>>9370127
>pancreatitis
Shit son, I honest to god forgot I had a pancreas and all the pains it can bring when shit goes south. Welp, there go my happy thoughts for the evening, bottoms up!

[Anonymous No.9370194]

How can you tell if you're about to have a seizure?

[Anonymous No.9370211]

>>9370194
stop being in withdrawal you madman

taper

[Anonymous No.9370221]

what if I enjoy the taste of alcohol but hate most of the cognitive effects of alcohol

[Anonymous No.9370222]

>>9370194
try to lay down and close your eyes...when I can't do that for more than 30 seconds I know I am in trouble

[Anonymous No.9370249]

>>9370221
Congratulations, you are an alien.

[Anonymous No.9370273]

>>9370194
when you close your eyes do they shake back and forth fast? That's how I know i'm in for some real shit most times i've been in withdrawal

-gin blossoms motherboard guy

[Anonymous No.9370283]

>>9370249

[Anonymous No.9370298]

>>9370283
fugg I could really go for a Krusty Krabb burger right about now

[Anonymous No.9370305]

>>9370194
as a diabetic, when I'm about to have my hypoglycemics I can't feel the outside of my extremeties, and I can feel my brain shutting down almost


IF YOU HAVE ISSUES RECITING THE ALPHABET AND DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO CALL THE AMBULANCE

[Anonymous No.9370340]

>>9370305
yeah right by that point this dude will die looking for the right letters to type on the phone

[Anonymous No.9370349]

>>9370305
diabetic seizure and alcoholic withdrawl are not even close to the same

[Anonymous No.9370368]

>>9370194
You can't. They come out of nowhere.

[Anonymous No.9370372]

Semester started.. less likely to be home on weekdays at 1-3pm (grad student with barely active advisor) Drinking much less. Less fun kinda? hitting gym at 530am each mon, tues, thurs, fri.. Am I gonna make it?

[Anonymous No.9370373]

>>9368191
Stick to beer g
It hydrates you as you go much less potential for fucking yourself up

[Anonymous No.9370387]

>>9370372
your blog is boring

[Anonymous No.9370389]

>>9370349
dude I have no idea, I'm just starting this wild ride

[Anonymous No.9370414]

>>9370273
That post plus that gif really got me anon. The occasional upside to being an awful person.

[Anonymous No.9370418]

Who else here smokes marijuana as well?

>helps hangovers
>fun
>helps you eat
>smells good

[Anonymous No.9370419]

>>9370418
>smells good

[Anonymous No.9370447]

>>9370419
Compared to cigarettes or cigars burned marijuana smells great.

But the smell of dried flower smells amazing

[Anonymous No.9370468]

>>9370447
I don't do any kind of smoking but cigars can smell amazing. Maybe you get a different kind of weed but most i've smelled smell like shit and the smell stays around.

[Anonymous No.9370471]

>>9370418
if you get paranoid high smoking it will help you not drink because you know you are killing yourself

[Anonymous No.9370474]

>>9370447
cholera is better than leprasy, but you don't see me choosing one over the other

get your own general my dude

[Anonymous No.9370484]

>>9370468
I do admit I like the smell of capones cigars, Not the smoke just the cigars.

[Anonymous No.9370581]

holy shit I just tested one of my plugs in my home
kept saying 10 on my multimeter but licked my finger and touched both connectors and holy shit that did not feel like 10 volts, vould probably say it felt like 10 colts
wonder why my multimeter would sat 10 colts though, and before you ask, I checked if it was DC or AC before doing a body check

[Anonymous No.9370583]

>>9370581
>, vould probably say it felt like 10 colts
>wonder why my multimeter would sat 10 colts
would probably say it felt like more than 10 volts but I would say it felt more like 10 colts, I was trying to make a joke but failed spectacularly

[Anonymous No.9370602]

>>9370221
Have one delicious, top shelf drink in the evening every day and enjoy it responsibly?

[Anonymous No.9370606]

>>9370418
I smoke when I'm on the wagon. It's a reasonably fun alternative to sobriety once in a while.

>>9370471
I make extremely sensible decisions when high desu. Today I smoked and ended up cleaning house, doing chores and making a healthy meal.

When I drink everything just falls apart.

[Anonymous No.9370696]

>>9370137
Dude are you fucking retarded? One half of a married couple has to die first.

[Anonymous No.9370706]

>>9370696
Only if your love isn't strong.

[Anonymous No.9370804]

>>9370696
way more than 50% of people die alone

I mean I guess if you get married you might have kids that be there when you die but I am sure more often than not kids aren't with their parents when they die

[Anonymous No.9370840]

>wake up
>left myself a third of the bottle
>drink 2 shots
>walk to stove
>eggs for the second time today
>drink 2 more shots
>turn off stove
>have a smoke
>stomach feelz horrible
>grab bag for inevitable vomit fest
>2 more shots and a schmoke

going no where fast

[Anonymous No.9371013]

Fucking hell i hate myself and am going to die a lonely old man

[Anonymous No.9371030]

Just opened an downed an 8% Icehouse "Edge". It tastes like shit (absolutely no surprise) but gets the job done. And I dont sense any of the industrial waste by-products you will find in 4loko and other floor-tier beers.

[Anonymous No.9371033]

>>9370840
>>9371013

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cY4HkU7WPUw

our theme song, buddy.

[Anonymous No.9371045]

>>9371033
good choice in toon

[Anonymous No.9371053]

>>9371030
4loko is a malt liqour not a beer.

I wouldn't even really qualify it as a true malt liqour. do you though friendo.

[Anonymous No.9371078]

>>9370418
i smoked once while coming down from a 4 dsy rum bender. Never again.

[Anonymous No.9371081]

>>9368076
>general

[Anonymous No.9371114]

>>9369095
thats London, anon

[Anonymous No.9371144]

>dont drink for one day
>feel good and efficient

>neighbor offers me a beer
>drink 9 and go buy a 4loko
>dont drink next day
>nasty stringy shits that smell sickly sweet from all the sugar
>wake up every two hours sweating

great. i got withdrawals from fucking beer

[Anonymous No.9371163]

>>9371053
malt liquors dont deserve to be "their own thing". its a brand name for shitty, strong beer that was created to appeal to guys who sleep in the street.

[Anonymous No.9371168]

>>9371163
this is al/ck/

we drink basically anything.

[Anonymous No.9371174]

>>9368244
try poppy seed tea. morphine and codeine. no hangover. withdrawals from opiates arent life threatening. you just sweat, cant sleep, and have achy muscles.

[Anonymous No.9371213]

>>9371174
>opiate withdrawal is easy
you have clearly never been addicted to opiates. you may not die but you think quitting al/ck/ is bad. try kicking a gram a day heroin habit. you can do methadone but the kick lasts for months.

[Anonymous No.9371217]

>>9371213
i would take opiate withdrawals over alcohol withdrawals anyday. less anxiety, no chance of a stroke or death. im not here to one up you or anybody else, so save the "you dont know ______" lines. k?

[Anonymous No.9371249]

>>9371217
no anxiety from opiate withdrawals?
kek continue being a moron

Acohol withdrawal is shitty and dangerous but you clearly haven't stepped past codeine if you believe this.

[Anonymous No.9371255]

>>9371249
i went through $1000 of canadian brown heroin in 3 weeks, staying high the entire time, injected. i guess our physiology differs.

[Anonymous No.9371265]

Does your alcoholism keep you from getting a job or does your job drive you to drink?

[Anonymous No.9371267]

>>9371249
>"I'm a bigger junkie than you, moron!"

Time to leave buddy.

[Anonymous No.9371289]

>>9370134
>nods at these feels

[Anonymous No.9371297]

>>9371213
I've been addicted to codeine (5yrs daily) heroin and heroin mixed with fent (1.5 yrs)
Easy
As
Fuck
When compared with alcohol WD.

[Anonymous No.9371304]

>>9371267
Yeah agreed. This guy has been making a few annoying posts recently. Sounds really young/aggressive.

[Anonymous No.9371343]

anyone treat thursday like its just another friday?

ive got in the habit of treating wednesdays like its thursday, and thursday as if its friday.

[Anonymous No.9371353]

>>9371343
I don't even care what century it is. whether the booze shop is open is my only reason for acknowledging any measurement of time.

[Anonymous No.9371365]

>>9371265
Job definitely drives me to drink.

[Anonymous No.9371373]

>>9371267
Do I have time to pack my bags?

[Anonymous No.9371376]

>>9371304
I like that you get annoyed by my startling posts about real life. I am v v young and v v poor.

enjoy work tomorrow while I stack money and don't wake up until 5 pm or so.

[Anonymous No.9371378]

>>9371365
you are doing life wrong, kid

[Anonymous No.9371379]

>>9371353
i can understand how one would evolve to your perspective

[Anonymous No.9371381]

>>9371297
>addicted to codeine
>fent
>heroin
you clearly are lying. go back to poppyseed tea. kid

[Anonymous No.9371388]

>>9368244

DXM also has anti-addictive properties. Theres alot of anecdotal reports of DXM helping people overcome their opiate and alcohol addictions.

I'm not too keen on big doses but honestly i love to unwind with a few shots of syrup, and it completely kills my cravings to drink

[Anonymous No.9371394]

>>9371388
>anti-addictive
smfh

it works off receptors you raging moron

[Anonymous No.9371397]

>>9371381
>lying
Nah.

[Anonymous No.9371402]

Worst al/ck/ thread in like a year. Brats galloping around shouting at eachother as if this place is anything like the rest of 4chan. Not cool. If you haven't been here at least a few months, please lurk before posting.

[Anonymous No.9371404]

>>9371378
Sure am

[Anonymous No.9371405]

Made it 2 months without alcohol, really craving a drink

[Anonymous No.9371415]

>>9371405
every day or just tonight?

[Anonymous No.9371431]

Hey friends, quick question. I hear a lot of people in these threads talk about their stints being sober, and how boring/miserable/unpleasant it was, but I don't think I've ever seen anyone mention AA or a 12 step program in here. I have to wonder if al/ck/ even knows anything about it. I've got six months sober and it's been a pretty good time.

[Anonymous No.9371442]

>>9371415
tonight, but the feeling comes and goes

[Anonymous No.9371446]

>>9371431
Only been to Agnostics Anonymous twice, but didn't like it at all.

[Anonymous No.9371455]

>>9371404
kek
atleast you can admit it.

[Anonymous No.9371462]

>>9371431
>No.9371431 ▶>>9371446
>File: owl.jpg (42 KB, 596x706)
AA has a higher rate of failure than any other program. it is highly influenced by religion.
The whole thing is a scam,

[Anonymous No.9371472]

>>9371442
i can relate. its hard to ride out the serious craving days.

[Anonymous No.9371480]

>>9371353
I completely forget about days, sometimes stupid cashiers like to remind me
>Oh drinking so early on a tuesday already?

[Anonymous No.9371490]

>>9371480
I'd have just said something like "only because you weren't open earlier"
Everyone knows I'm an alchie, I openly admit and joke about it. Just don't appear embarrassed about it and all awkwardness disappears.

[Anonymous No.9371517]

>>9371480
never fails. i can understand normie cashiers working at a gas station who are surprised, but this happens at liquor stores too. what kind of fucking clueless moron makes comments like that to customers at a liquor store.

[Anonymous No.9371551]

Decided to get better one month ago. I cut out all my drinking/drug/party friends. (Pretty much everyone I hung out with) Started lifting again and I'm seeing much better results than when I was lifting AND drinking. Have had an occasional drunk night but didn't continue like i normally would. And started taking sleep aids to get rest at night. Im happy about my gains but im so fucking lonely and im too broke to afford a hobby (or buy alc which has also helped). But im not waking up hung over and hoping that my life will slowly get better. Things can get better. And if not for me, then they definitely will for some of you. Some of us will make it.

[Anonymous No.9371607]

>be in shower on ward
>fapping like mad over 'that' nurse
>knock on door
>"Anon, the porters are here to take you for your ultrasound" (it's none other than her)
>"o-oh, ok, give me a min to dry off"
>haven't yet emptied bonking baton
>boner WILL NOT gtfo. Think of old women. Think of trap threads. Pray for it to fuck off. It simply won't
>2 minutes later, knock knock
>"A-anon, are you coming?"
>whisper under breath "wish I fucking could, sweetheart". Say "one minute please, just getting my top back on"
>literally PUNCH dick in a final attempt to make it fuck off
>doesn't work. I simply have an erection for life and there's nothing I can do about it.
>F
>knock knock, "come on anon, you need to have your scan!"
>no choice, nothing I can do but hold towel over rock cock and hope nobody notices
>nurse immediately says "ah there you are. Let me put that in the wash for you"
>she grabs towel away from me
>now stood in front of like 15 staff and three wards full of patients with a BLATANT full-on boner protruding from thin, practically see-through hospital pj bottoms
>shrug to self 'oh well, guess that's that then'
>try to look confident and unaffected, strut to wheelchair ready to be carted off, people who know me begin to smile, notice dick, suddenly world is showered with awkward, facial expressions change and they start walking faster

Cont...

[Anonymous No.9371610]

>>9371607
...
>proceed to get wheeled halfway through a hospital, past patients, doctors, nurses, the public, children. Given up trying to hide it. Put hands proudly behind head in attempt to appear void of any embarrassment. Hope people will just assume I'm from the psych ward and am simply a madman as opposed to a perv who gets turned on by diseased inpatients and mourning relatives
>wheeled past old peoples' ward
>still diamonds
>more than a few strange looks as guy apparently has a hard on for 90yo men dying from cancer
>past chapel
>practically vomiting with embarrassment by this point, so think 'fuck it, why not'; proceed to wink at minister
>mildly amuse self, feel .00001% better
>arrive in scan room
>qt gril operating the machine
>literally sigh. Feel 100% worse. 'Fine, so be it'
>she says nothing for the duration of the examination, walks out, porter comes into room, wheels me back to my ward
>crawl into bed, practically crying with embarrassment by now, still keeping up facade of no fucks being given
>press button by bed which calls nurse
>pretend to have been hit by vast wave of withdrawal symptoms, request entire day's Librium dose in one go
>devour
>wait for them to hit so I feel slightly less like killing myself from sheer shame
>hide under covers, wide-eyed, cursing the universe
>post this

10 days until I'm allowed to leave. Nurses are whispering and giggling.

I need a drink.

And a wank.

[Anonymous No.9371620]

>>9371394

nmda antagonism is well known to help with addiction, im not sure what your point is

[Anonymous No.9371621]

>>9371610
hey at least you are giving your liver a break. the boner thing is like public speaking. nobody cares about it as much as you do.

[Anonymous No.9371646]

>>9368446
Give it a couple months. One day you are gonna wake up and your heart is gonna be doing all kinds of weird shit because you drank to hard one night on strong booze. Do it long enough and the DTs will set in.

Get a grip my man. Go back to beer. No one ever died drinking beer. Liquor will fucking kill you quick though.

[Anonymous No.9371648]

>>9368474
Jesus fucking Christ are you me? It cracks me up because /ck/ isn't where I'd thought I'd be having this realization.

[Anonymous No.9371677]

>>9368107
If OP is actually an alcoholic then this is a cry for help. OP, go seek help, you're can be so good if you just try a little bit.

[Anonymous No.9371679]

>>9371677
>this is a cry for help
He doesn't want to leave the hospital he wants to stay there indefinitely and keep shitting himself so the cute nurses would wash him

[Anonymous No.9371764]

>wake up
>dark and pouring rain outside
>go to buy booze
>soaking wet
>start drinking
>2 hours later it's sunny as shit

well fuck, either god hates me or is showing me a sign, I'm not yet decided on which

[Anonymous No.9371781]

>>9371764
It's showing you that the world is better when you're drunk clearly.

[Anonymous No.9371783]

>>9371781
it feels like it already

[Anonymous No.9371793]

>>9371764
its neither. would be nice if god intervened either way, but alas...

[Anonymous No.9371799]

>>9368076
2nd day of sobriety
shaking on floor
poured away booze
feel like shit but i really have to win this time. ive been given a lifeline by my father, i think im gonna take it.
how is everyone?

[Anonymous No.9371823]

Detox ward lunchtime.
Ramsay is clearly on the premises.

I miss my homemade, slow-roasted, pulled paprika pork with pear and saffron chutney, followed by spiced avocado and berry smoothie.
This alone makes me never want to come back to detox. Jesus Christ, the shit some people eat. A 5yo could make something more appetising.

[Anonymous No.9371837]

>>9371799
>poured away booze
I hope you ran the tap for a min afterwards to remove the booze sat in the u-bend beneath the sink

[Anonymous No.9371844]

>>9371646
>No one ever died drinking beer.
20 bears a day won't kill you?

[Anonymous No.9371852]

>>9371823
pear and saffron chutney sounds great!

[Anonymous No.9371855]

>>9371799
theres better ways to detox than cold turkey. like with medical help. they give you librium to taper off.

but in any case i highly recommend you look into campral or naltrexone. for me it was just a never-ending loop of abstinence and drunkenness. the meds help put a lot of space between drinks.

[Anonymous No.9371859]

>>9371799
you can did from that idiot

go to detox now

[Anonymous No.9371860]

>>9371844
>>9371646
One sesh can kill you
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/16-year-old-girl-died-9864006
There's a broad variety of ways in which satan's semen can snuff your stuff
>>9371844
20 bears? yeah that'd probably be fatal

[Anonymous No.9371866]

>>9371852
Oh man, you've no idea.
From 0:37
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ByyfG5t-noM

(Pic is one I made earlier)

Omg the food I'm gonna cook when I'm home. Truffles, lobster, Thai king prawns, Parma ham, chorizo, monkfish tail, you fkn name it. I love cooking, hoping it'll keep my mind off the trampnectar.

[Anonymous No.9371876]

>Almost drunk as shit
>ran out of cigs
>fuck me
>inb4 i embarass myself completly in the stole store trying to buy more cigs again like yesterday
jesus fuck i need to have more foresight
alzo dont worry iill get more booze too

[Anonymous No.9371898]

>>9371844
Do bears live in packs like beers?

[Anonymous No.9371951]

>>9371866
Oh man, it's been weeks since I've seen food. Good news is that I've lost weight though, a lot of it. Beer belly is almost gone.

[Anonymous No.9371964]

>>9371951
Y u no r c fud anon? D:

[Anonymous No.9371973]

thank god is friday

[Anonymous No.9372019]

>>9371973
It's friday, the sun is shining, people are starting to plan the evening and here I am with no fucking money and my paycheck due monday. Do I value beer more than decent food? That's the question.

[Anonymous No.9372021]

>>9371898
Underrated
Fucking ahahah

[Anonymous No.9372043]

>cleaned the fucc out of my house to entertain company passing through
>pried my ol' lady out of bed at 7:30am and made everyone a MACK fucking breakfast.
>someone left a shot on the counter from last night
>get to take it with the nerfed-stigma of being a morning drunk piece of shit
I've hacked it

[Anonymous No.9372056]

>>9372043
My gf left to help them move. ABC had a sale that was ending and I bought 4 handles of Smirnoff. She does not know that.
No babysitters, shit ton of breakfast food, clean house, no responsibilities, bruh it is nine fucking am and I am about to get wild.

[Anonymous No.9372057]

who here /9:47am/ drinking?

[Anonymous No.9372060]

Going the month dry lads. Curious to see if I can. Been at least 5 years since I could say that.

[Anonymous No.9372062]

>>9372057
East coast babyyyy

[Anonymous No.9372067]

>>9372062
fookin nice
i just now got my bottle open.
that shit was super sealed. even hissed.

[Anonymous No.9372074]

>>9372056
this wont end well

[Anonymous No.9372082]

>>9372057
I've heard good stuff about that Makers Mark. Don't buy spirits that often but kinda feeling some so was thinking of getting a bit of that. Any thoughts?

[Anonymous No.9372084]

>>9372074
I'll try and keep up with the thread today, around 1 I'll probably even make some dang ol' burgers with propane and propane accessories.

[Anonymous No.9372089]

>>9372082
It is okay, I honestly do enjoy it. Although, the way that I drink always makes me feel like I'm wasting it. Buying two handles of Smirnoff is better.

[Anonymous No.9372094]

>>9372067
Do you have anything to do today, anon?

[Anonymous No.9372096]

>>9372082
i've just started drinking it a month ago.
i dont even like bourbon but i like this.

>>9372094
of course not

[Anonymous No.9372114]

I'm trying to decide between suicide and having my dad just drop me off at a hospital. I'm at the end of things. Broke, in debt up the ass. haven't worked in years. And I can't escape vodka. The courage to blow my brains out might escape me if I'm not drunk enough.

[Anonymous No.9372131]

>>9372096
>can get it off amazon with prime
Maybe next special occasion I'll pick some up.

[Anonymous No.9372150]

rate my labor day weekend bros

yes I will have this all drunk by myself by Tuesday...maybe Wednesday if I sleep enough

[Anonymous No.9372264]

>>9372019
That's not really a question. You know what to do.

[Anonymous No.9372279]

I'm so tired of life, you guys.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8ofhjI6ODc

[Anonymous No.9372296]

>>9372114
I was in this state for a while. Over a year, in fact. I'd dangle my legs over the edge of a bridge and just... not have the courage, then I'd walk back to my miserable life, slump myself down, drink more, and get gradually more and more depressed.

Remember that scene in the movie 'seven', in which brad pitt's character was holding a gun to the dude's head, trying not to shoot, but one fraction of a second's worth of flashback, and boom?
The last time I was on that bridge, that happened to me. It just happened. One vivid, final vision of the state I was in, and I jumped.
Unfortunately I was only hurt.

Anyway. Anon, the time it takes for it to go from thinking about it/wanting it and it actually happening, takes a tenth of a second. I advise you to accept the pro help, as tedious as it is, give up your old life, then help them to help you, to create a new one. You'll instantly hate it, you'll want to quit, you'll even MISS the way you used to feel. But you'll be alive, and I hear that one day it's probable that youll find contentment or better, with something new.
I'm not talking more about this. Some things are too raw even for al/ck/.

[Anonymous No.9372323]

>>9371799
What help did you get from your father?

[Anonymous No.9372332]

>>9371964
I need to lose weight man, I went completely off the rails when I dropped my meds, I started eating like an american, been trying to lose that shit all summer

[Anonymous No.9372346]

>>9372150
Is your camera drunk?

[Anonymous No.9372361]

>>9372332
>lose weight
Fuck that noise. You'll still die alone and young, but assuming you're not drinking, your life will be immeasurably improved. I've never once heard of anyone being arrested for driving under the influence of pork chops, stealing from family to buy fudge or going to jail for being fat and disorderly. I eat non fucking stop if I stop boozing. If I never get a gf, so what. If I'm drunk, slim and have a gril, I have to go through the pain of ruining her life then watching her leave me for someone new.

[Anonymous No.9372368]

>>9372361
*still die alone and young if you're fat, I meant to say

[Anonymous No.9372372]

>>9372361
Oh I don't give a shit about any of that, I just hate looking like a piece of lard, I was fine before I got off the meds, but after that I could eat 2000kcal and feel hungry as shit 30 minutes later, it was bizarre. I don't even want a gf, I just hate looking like this

[Anonymous No.9372377]

>>9372332
>when I dropped my meds
shouldnt have been on the chemical jew in the first place

[Anonymous No.9372379]

>>9372372
Just sell all your mirrors for toblerone cash

[Anonymous No.9372384]

>>9372150
thats a pretty shaky pic bro, you ok?

Its 9:31 am here.... time for round 3 of the day?

[Anonymous No.9372386]

>>9372377
It was ADHD meds and they were cheap as fuck, plus I'll be on them soon enough again

[Anonymous No.9372410]

>>9372386
>ADHD meds

[Anonymous No.9372416]

>>9372074
I pass out all the damn time on the street. When half-conscious I hear the comments; "lol dat junkie", "lel look at that fuckup", "check his pockets for cash", etc. I look like the monumental mess that I am. HOWEVER... that Garfield costume makes him look like he's a fun character who's been partying hard. If I wore it all the time, I bet people would be a lot nicer and I'd be up to my eyeballs in delicious vaginas in no time. I'd be famous.
I'd be the hero al/ck/ deserves.
TO EBAY!

[Anonymous No.9372446]

>>9372082
Cheap enough you won't catch shit for mixing it, but good enough to drink neat. A good mix of cost/quality.

[Anonymous No.9372450]

>>9372416
Why are we not funding this? where do we send bitcoins?

[Anonymous No.9372485]

>>9371823
>Ramsay is clearly on the premises.
you should tweet the pic to him and ask for comment

[Anonymous No.9372546]

>>9371823
>A 5yo could make something more appetising.

I'm 29 and sad to say I probably couldn't even make what's on your picture

[Anonymous No.9372565]

>>9372546
bro why? mostly cooking is just figuring out what goes together and coupling that with a couple basic techniques. Whats your hangup on cooking?

[Anonymous No.9372569]

>>9372565
I don't even know how to boil eggs, I just buy my food frozen or from a supermarket where it's premade and hot, or pizza/burg joint

[Anonymous No.9372581]

>>9372569
ok but why? too lazy to cook? never learned? dont want to?

[Anonymous No.9372582]

>>9372581
Never learned, afterwards rationalized it to myself that it's much comfyer to just buy premade shit or just microwave pizza or something

[Anonymous No.9372588]

>tfw keep having dreams i have a gf and I'm in love with a woman who actually wants to have sex with me
>feel amazing, happy, and euphoric
>wake up and realize it was just a dream

[Anonymous No.9372606]

>>9372582
Do you want to? You're on a cooking forum. I'm still an amateur cook but I have a solid understanding of the basics. I cook 5+ nights a week, a big variety of stuff.

[Anonymous No.9372621]

>>9372606
It's scary to start, I think I'll get enough courage the next time I get blasted drunk, maybe I'll try to boil or fry eggs, I have the tools

[Anonymous No.9372640]

>>9372621
Start sober or buzzed. I love cooking, its one of my passions. The only real reason I didn't become a chef was because the pay sucks and the hours suck.

I find it therapeutic. Make something easy, start with mac and cheese.

[Anonymous No.9372654]

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[Anonymous No.9373181]

>>9371462
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-Q6oIC2TU8
they don't steal your money.

[Anonymous No.9373652]

>>9372296
I have a friend like you. I don't believe for one second he ever intends to die so I just let him be then he mildly hurts himself and doesn't stop talking about it......drunk. If you actually intended on ending it on that bridge you'd go head first. You keep bringing up YOUR story for a reason.

>I'm not talking more about this
Nigga that's because you're waiting for the next thread to start. Just lay it all out.

[Anonymous No.9373757]

>>9371551

nice to read, anon, hope you will continue maintain sobriety

[Anonymous No.9374592]

What's the most expensive thing you've ever mixed with soda?

[Anonymous No.9374882]

>>9368076
im here man, i am here

[Anonymous No.9374959]

>>9374592
blue label