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Webm thread Anonymous Sat Sep 2 17:01:08 2017 No.9377672 [Reply] [Original]

Requesting any and all jack webms

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 2 17:03:18 2017 No.9377677 >>9377672 Goddamnit mom i was gonna eat those

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 2 18:17:08 2017 No.9378018 File: 2.39 MB, 640x480, 1490341194364.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Let's get this party started, lads

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 2 18:17:42 2017 No.9378019 File: 915 KB, 1280x720, 1486485345523.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Posting some less common Ja/ck/s

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 2 18:18:16 2017 No.9378024 File: 1.45 MB, 756x384, 1502893930506.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 2 18:18:25 2017 No.9378026 >>9378019 has he never encountered a non-twist bottle cap before

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 2 18:20:11 2017 No.9378040 File: 2.65 MB, 1280x720, 1492964247408.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 2 18:20:43 2017 No.9378044 File: 571 KB, 1280x720, 1501119042472.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9378026 Yes he has

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 2 18:21:57 2017 No.9378051 >>9378044 that looks like a twist off tho

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 2 18:23:57 2017 No.9378062 File: 2.61 MB, 1280x720, 1494745830619.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 2 18:25:26 2017 No.9378071 File: 1.92 MB, 1920x1080, 1479965383193.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 2 18:26:01 2017 No.9378075 File: 315 KB, 720x404, 1503823123024.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 2 18:26:36 2017 No.9378079 File: 2.97 MB, 720x405, 1477490904212.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 2 18:38:21 2017 No.9378133 >>9378044 Cut off before it starts foaming everywhere

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 2 18:39:49 2017 No.9378140 >>9378079 Is he cooking pasta in luke warm water?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 2 18:40:59 2017 No.9378144 File: 2.56 MB, 1280x720, 1490148204341.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 2 18:43:44 2017 No.9378155 File: 352 KB, 533x526, 1466396295988.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9378044 >that big plastic piece of shit just to open a fucking bottle cap

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 2 18:44:58 2017 No.9378159 File: 2.10 MB, 1280x720, 1480853351381.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9378155 It's also a can opener and some other shit

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 2 18:46:02 2017 No.9378163 File: 1.91 MB, 1280x720, 1474879855518.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 2 18:49:37 2017 No.9378181 >>9378140 he's afraid of anything hot, like cooking oil or boiling water...

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 2 18:51:12 2017 No.9378186 >>9378018 Wish someone would add some triptych to this and make it a true Samurai Jack webm

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 2 18:52:40 2017 No.9378193 >>9378181 >he's afraid of anything hot He must be afraid of himself then too.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 2 19:00:22 2017 No.9378228 >>9378140 Looks like the ingredients went in before the water came up to boil. It's clearly boiling later in the video. I don't think this is even his fault. He didn't come up with that retarded recipe.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 2 19:00:44 2017 No.9378229 File: 2.78 MB, 1280x720, 1501768822555.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 2 20:07:21 2017 No.9378428 File: 927 KB, 1280x720, 1497087808510.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 2 20:17:31 2017 No.9378472 File: 1.78 MB, 1920x1080, 1494081573814.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 2 20:17:45 2017 No.9378473 And this guy has a cooking Channel? Wow so much cringe

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 2 20:18:29 2017 No.9378478 File: 251 KB, 1920x1080, 1477507435766.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9378473 >tfw Jack disabled ratings on all his new videos

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 2 20:19:05 2017 No.9378480 >>9378040 Say what you will about his general incompetence, he definitely does a good job of showing how utterly useless all those "as seen on tv" products are

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 2 20:20:16 2017 No.9378486 File: 2.80 MB, 640x360, 1498642679809.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 2 20:21:31 2017 No.9378491 File: 2.23 MB, 1280x720, fried chicken.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9378229 >phone in the raw meat tray and he wonders why he got pinkeye

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 2 20:21:43 2017 No.9378493 >>9378478 B L A Z E D L A Z E D

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 2 20:23:29 2017 No.9378498 File: 760 KB, 213x233, 1235355004168.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] how can a person be so incompetent? surely it's intentional

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 2 20:25:07 2017 No.9378503 File: 2.89 MB, 1920x1080, how to eat pussy.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9378498 he literally does not cook except when filming

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 2 20:26:07 2017 No.9378505 >>9378491 He thinks people enjoy watching him bite things

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 2 20:30:45 2017 No.9378517 File: 2.75 MB, 1280x720, 1482031258395.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 2 20:32:06 2017 No.9378522 >>9378505 >thinks >whole thread on anonymous hawk training mini board devoted to him >get real, anon

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 2 20:32:35 2017 No.9378525 File: 2.39 MB, 994x560, nice soft boiled egg.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 2 20:33:53 2017 No.9378528 File: 2.95 MB, 960x540, 1490093440415.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 2 20:34:08 2017 No.9378530 File: 2.65 MB, 640x360, 1494147281591.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 2 20:42:40 2017 No.9378556 File: 2.99 MB, 1280x720, jack eats pizza.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9378505 clearly we do

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 2 20:43:15 2017 No.9378558 File: 49 KB, 600x578, 1504073789926.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9378530 there's no way the good bits are jack

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 2 20:50:28 2017 No.9378579 File: 1.05 MB, 1280x720, 1487821426032.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 2 20:55:02 2017 No.9378584 File: 23 KB, 368x423, DGacu5vXoAE2dg1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9378558 Fucking retard

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 2 21:02:18 2017 No.9378602 File: 2.36 MB, 1280x720, more pizza.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9378558 duh, idiot

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 2 21:05:09 2017 No.9378609 File: 1014 KB, 1280x720, 1492398825822.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 2 21:11:41 2017 No.9378625 Who /bigboybites/ here?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 2 21:13:19 2017 No.9378631 File: 2.61 MB, 640x360, big boy bite.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9378625 me

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 2 21:14:33 2017 No.9378634 >>9378609 what is he doing?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 2 21:18:17 2017 No.9378639 >>9378478 Do you think people have died because they tried Jack's methods

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 2 21:19:07 2017 No.9378644 >>9378493 Don't you mean pinked?

Anonymous Sat Sep 2 21:23:37 2017 No.9378652
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>>9378634
using the low setting on his electric griddle and complaining that it is a defective product when in fact it is his brain that is defective instead

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 2 21:24:46 2017 No.9378659 File: 2.91 MB, 640x360, jacks brownie.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9378639 possibly with the canning episode

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 2 21:33:16 2017 No.9378675 >>9378634 Looks like an induction cooker, his pan probably isn't compatible.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 2 21:41:13 2017 No.9378690 >>9378018 god, the right way to chop bacon couldn't be any more clear and instinctual, yet this fat fucking retard finds a way to complicate and fuck it up now i'm pissed

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 2 21:41:32 2017 No.9378691 >>9378024 I would actually eat that...

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 2 21:43:43 2017 No.9378696 >>9378075 fucking hell

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 2 21:44:26 2017 No.9378698 >>9378071 Literally nothing wrong with that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 2 21:57:52 2017 No.9378730 File: 2.21 MB, 720x404, 1488381274332.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 2 22:07:20 2017 No.9378763 >>9378730 Jack's got the bite, the /bigboybites/

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 2 22:19:56 2017 No.9378789 >>9378044 >that fucking limp grip on the bottle This makes me more irrationally angry than it should

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 2 22:27:13 2017 No.9378814 >>9378659 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5f9d3m35VU posting in case people need to learn from it

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 2 22:36:14 2017 No.9378839 >>9378579 Is that chocolate? Why is it lumpy?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 2 22:38:08 2017 No.9378845 File: 1.52 MB, 1280x720, When_The_Salmonella_Kicks_In.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How do I become Jack?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 2 22:38:25 2017 No.9378848 Do we have Threadbanger webms? Rob is a riot. I don't know how that fucker hurts himself so easily. >Wife pulls cake out of the oven >He immediately touches it >Wife harasses him over his dumbassery

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 2 22:47:29 2017 No.9378879 >>9378845 hit yourself on the head with a hammer 10 times if you survive, you'll become jack

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 2 22:48:04 2017 No.9378880 >>9378845 YOU DON'T HIT A WOMAN

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 2 22:48:59 2017 No.9378885 Jack is a troll and you're all being bated into his trap

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 2 23:01:19 2017 No.9378911 >>9378839 Probably heated it directly on the stove instead of using a double boiler

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 2 23:03:42 2017 No.9378919 >>9378885 His master plan is to get people to post webms from his vids and laugh about them?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 2 23:28:43 2017 No.9378977 >>9378691 https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 2 23:58:48 2017 No.9379071 >>9378528 horrible

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 00:01:15 2017 No.9379079 File: 216 KB, 400x400, moonstar.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9378675

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 00:02:35 2017 No.9379083 File: 2.86 MB, 480x270, 1497839824386.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Sun Sep 3 00:07:19 2017 No.9379103

>>9378044
ok this is just fucking ridiculous. I understand this is probably from one of his as seen on tv videos where he reviews products but holy shit how does one not know how to hold a fucking bottle when opening it
a regular bottle opener would produce the same effect, any bottle opener for that matter
he can't be this retarded hes just memeing us I know it it has to be

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 00:08:41 2017 No.9379108 File: 2.91 MB, 800x450, 1489224586410.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 00:08:43 2017 No.9379110 >>9378075 The fuck is that?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 00:09:59 2017 No.9379112 File: 12 KB, 250x250, 1480195776833.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9379083 >cutting the fucking pie tin

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 00:13:17 2017 No.9379123 >>9379083 >perfect circles >misses This guy just can't win.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 00:14:48 2017 No.9379128 >>9379108 I doubt he rinsed this seeing as how he didn't peel the sticker off.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 00:15:15 2017 No.9379129 File: 2.98 MB, 768x432, jack-eggs.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 00:15:22 2017 No.9379131 >>9378486 Nothing wrong with this. Mayonnaise cake is really good.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 00:18:01 2017 No.9379136 >>9379112 i like to think he cut it on accident at first then was too embarrassed to admit it so he just rolls with it

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 00:19:09 2017 No.9379138 File: 469 KB, 1280x720, 1476315317719.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9379136 He says as a pro tip to cut the tin with scissors

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 00:20:02 2017 No.9379142 >>9378845 lobotomy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 00:22:35 2017 No.9379146 >>9379138 what an incredibly professional tip, how silly of me to question chef jack

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 00:24:51 2017 No.9379152 File: 142 KB, 800x450, jack2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9379108

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 00:31:09 2017 No.9379162 >>9379110 I think porkchops and rice a roni? It looks like roadkill and maggots.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 00:39:33 2017 No.9379189 >>9379129 Fucking kek! What an absolute re*ard

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 00:40:49 2017 No.9379194 File: 2.32 MB, 1280x720, 1500488350951.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9379129 >someone else was holding the camera and laughing at Jack

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 00:44:22 2017 No.9379209 >>9379194 what's wrong with this

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 00:48:14 2017 No.9379216 >>9379209 Proportions are retarded. Way too much ham

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 00:48:20 2017 No.9379218 >>9378505 >lick things

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 00:48:45 2017 No.9379220 File: 1.89 MB, 1280x720, 1504072853037.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 00:48:48 2017 No.9379221 >>9379209 The yolk is cooked through and the white off to the side is totally raw

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 00:49:24 2017 No.9379223 >>9379209 Egg is under, but its far from his worst. Presentation is actually half decent

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 00:49:28 2017 No.9379224 >>9379216 Are the egg whites supposed to melt?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 00:52:41 2017 No.9379232 >>9379224 That's personal preference desu

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 00:54:28 2017 No.9379236 >>9378018 BACON NICE AND RUBBERY

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 00:54:45 2017 No.9379238 >>9379220 this makes me so fucking angry what a fucking idiot

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 00:55:08 2017 No.9379239 >>9379220 >not just slowly lowering it in Why the FUCK is he throwing them?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 01:01:19 2017 No.9379248 >>9379129 I used to get pissed at Jack for handling raw meat with his big gay fucking ring still on. Then I see that he also cracks eggs with it and I just don't care anymore.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 01:03:10 2017 No.9379251 >>9379239 Because he's a coward that's terrified of hot liquids.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 01:08:49 2017 No.9379267 I just found out Jack has a fast food review channel. https://www.youtube.com/user/jackonthego/videos Will he fill Joey's place if he dies?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 01:14:12 2017 No.9379277 >>9378625 I /bigboybites/. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpPqguNvfEQ

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 01:14:26 2017 No.9379278 >>9378044 he's like those retarded infomercial people except it's not on purpose

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 01:29:40 2017 No.9379310 >>9378472 >that fucking weak slicing pisses me off

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 01:36:37 2017 No.9379323 >>9378528 Fucking hell

Anonymous Sun Sep 3 01:42:35 2017 No.9379337

>>9378634
He is noticing that the induction cooker is not cooking on edges complaining about the product, but he did not turn on the outer ring option on the cooker, of course he is totally oblivious about it because he never bothered to read instructions.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 01:44:12 2017 No.9379339 >>9378845 Kill him and you will replace him.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 01:47:43 2017 No.9379343 >>9379339 You have to eat his heart, crispy black on the outside and red raw in the middle.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 01:51:25 2017 No.9379354 >>9379220 >not using the fucking tool he has right there

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 02:06:50 2017 No.9379399 >>9378071 I don't see why people hate that method of putting ketchup on fries so much.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 02:19:52 2017 No.9379431 >>9379399 Because you grab ketchup with every fry? Half the fries get soggy because you can't eat them fast enough, everything underneath has no ketchup on it. It's just fucking inefficient.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 02:32:42 2017 No.9379452 File: 44 KB, 600x400, large.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9378024

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 02:39:04 2017 No.9379465 >>9378579 What the fuck is that supposed to be?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 02:39:49 2017 No.9379466 >>9378631 Awww that duckie <3

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 02:41:55 2017 No.9379467 >>9378845 I'm sure you already hate Palestinians too.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 02:45:40 2017 No.9379473 >>9379083 This is like the opposite of those "satisfying" YouTube videos.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 02:48:12 2017 No.9379478 >>9379129 The egg was running away from being made into a disgusting dish so it just offed itself

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 02:48:30 2017 No.9379479 >>9379162 Kinda looks like plov and like all russian food it looks nasty as shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 03:39:46 2017 No.9379572 >>9379194 >even bringing utensils close to bread Disgusting, does he cut up his hamburgers too?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 03:40:51 2017 No.9379575 File: 2.47 MB, 640x360, 1483045471927.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9379572

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 04:00:49 2017 No.9379598 >>9379575 Oh fuck, that jizz at the beginning.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 04:08:29 2017 No.9379606 >>9379129 JACK IS BACK!

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 04:15:24 2017 No.9379619 >>9378659 Looks good to me, wow, he can cook something I'd eat. I like brownies that are cake-like, but still dense.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 04:20:07 2017 No.9379626 >>9379619 Would you still eat them if Ja/ck/ eye fucked you while you ate them?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 04:39:32 2017 No.9379650 >>9378814 At this point I'm afraid to ask but since I've never canned stuff before: What did he do wrong?

Anonymous Sun Sep 3 05:02:22 2017 No.9379679
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>>9379650
Several people commented on the original video in detail about all the things he did wrong. Basically just about everything was wrong. He later removed the video and said he'll post one that is correct but never did.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 05:07:42 2017 No.9379690 >>9378480 Or maybe he's just so inept that he can't even use products that are meant to be idiot-proof.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 05:16:08 2017 No.9379705 >>9378024 At first I was like "oh wow he actually cooked something all the way through for once".

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 05:21:32 2017 No.9379714 >>9379399 I do that as well, but I think the problem is more that he actually covers the fries in a full blanket of ketchup. Ketchup should add to the taste of the fries, not the fries add to the taste of your bowl of ketchup.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 05:30:56 2017 No.9379724 File: 27 KB, 200x200, everything is fine.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] this is why people consider eugenics

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 05:37:04 2017 No.9379735 File: 1.20 MB, 400x400, 1503026525418.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 05:52:27 2017 No.9379756 >>9378503 I fucking HATE it when people stick out their tongue like that before they bite something

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 05:57:55 2017 No.9379763 >>9379466 Kwak kwak kwaaaaak

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 06:14:32 2017 No.9379796 >>9379756 how many non jack people have you seen doing this?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 06:15:19 2017 No.9379797 >>9378079 Ist that supposed to be served as spaghetti soup? Or is he going to throw away all that liquid that has been infused with the tomato, onion and basilicum flavour?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 06:19:40 2017 No.9379801 If I see that fucking ring one more time...

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 06:19:45 2017 No.9379802 I used to work with this dumb piece of shit like Jack. Whenever he got on the forklift I'd have to leave the room, mostly because it was so hard to watch and also fearing for my life.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 06:23:04 2017 No.9379809 File: 107 KB, 341x334, 1482377594725.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] For the uninitiated, what's the story behind this guy and why the attention?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 06:27:22 2017 No.9379815 >>9379809 As you should be able to tell from the webms he can't cook for shit. Thing is, he's been doing a "cooking show" in YouTube for close to a decade now. He refuses to take any critique so he has not got even a tiny bit better in that time.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 06:27:26 2017 No.9379816 >>9379809 You know the saying about how if a infinite number of monkeys worked on an infinite number of typewriters eventually they'd write the complete works of Shakespeare? It's nothing like that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 06:28:19 2017 No.9379818 >>9379809 He's utterly terrible at doing anything and some people find it hilarious, some people find it disgusting and some people find posting his webms to trigger the disgusted people hilarious.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 06:28:51 2017 No.9379820 File: 2.77 MB, 480x270, 1496709182049.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9379809 He is the gift that keeps on giving and the Lord and savior of /ck/

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 06:29:16 2017 No.9379822 File: 2.27 MB, 360x270, 1445363166766.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9378075

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 06:31:30 2017 No.9379825 >>9379399 Because it's inconsistent and messy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 06:32:35 2017 No.9379827 >>9378071 God damn

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 06:35:54 2017 No.9379836 >>9379809 The man makes the best BBQ sauce you'll ever taste, and uses youtube as a way to teach people how to enjoy it at home, kind of like the Betty Crocker cookbook meets the digital age

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 06:40:02 2017 No.9379844 >>9379836 >the best BBQ sauce Is anyone still stocking it?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 06:50:00 2017 No.9379858 >>9379820 what the fuck

Anonymous Sun Sep 3 06:51:53 2017 No.9379863
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>>9379844
he distributes it from his website and sells it to people he knows or ask him about it when he drives around in the Sauce Mobile. He had twitter pics of a hardware store display a couple months ago.
oh look, http://cookingwithjack.com/store-locations/
walmart isn't listed, I don't know if they stopped carrying it or he just didn't feel like putting it on there. 15 locations is not a lot, but who knows the saucy truth

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 06:52:04 2017 No.9379865 Has anyone here tried any of his recipes?

Anonymous Sun Sep 3 06:54:45 2017 No.9379870

>>9379858
His Aunt Myrna (I think) told him that recipe, so it's probably from that WW2 era where everything had mayo and jello in it, and basically anything that was available would get tossed in.

>>9379863
>he drives around in the Sauce Mobile
This man is a living meme.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 06:56:10 2017 No.9379871 >>9379796 Rarely, but when it happens it annoys me a lot

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 06:57:58 2017 No.9379874 File: 2.59 MB, 3998x2667, all-products-image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9379863 He's diversified!

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 07:01:46 2017 No.9379876 File: 1.65 MB, 720x404, slowmotion_BBB.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9379874 >that time Jack got his Jerky art done by his viewers in exchange for some a couple bottle of sauce

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 07:15:05 2017 No.9379900 File: 90 KB, 1179x385, -ck this man should not be allowed to cook chicken or Food Cooking 4chan.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9379809 he's just an average joe trying to make it in this world by choking his son

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 07:17:04 2017 No.9379904 File: 1.58 MB, 1440x1080, jack the retart.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9379863 >the Sauce Mobile I refuse to believe this exists

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 08:25:25 2017 No.9380019 >>9379129 I actually burst out laughing, this is fucking perfect.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 08:51:59 2017 No.9380066 >>9378019 there is no way this is not an act

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 08:52:47 2017 No.9380068 File: 2.22 MB, 1687x906, Screen Shot 2017-09-03 at 8.54.17 AM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9379904 weloowelooooooolooweloowelooo

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 08:55:28 2017 No.9380072 >>9379129 what is this paper he's barbecuing on?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 08:58:22 2017 No.9380077 >>9378472 Why the fuck is he using a cheeseknife!?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 09:04:38 2017 No.9380084 >>9380072 Copper sheet from the look of it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 09:58:09 2017 No.9380210 >>9379876 it looks like they spent about 10 minutes in microsoft excel to make them

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 09:59:48 2017 No.9380215 >>9380210 The artist got the raw end of the deal

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 10:06:51 2017 No.9380232 File: 70 KB, 470x470, 1497205211044.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9379820 was that a cool whip casserole?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 11:35:25 2017 No.9380468 >>9379277 >here we go >here we go >here we go >here we go >here we go True suffering

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 12:17:19 2017 No.9380597 File: 2.72 MB, 626x360, eggman.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] shhh... no jack now only the egg king ALL HAIL THE SURLY KING OF THE EGG FORT

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 12:17:56 2017 No.9380601 >>9380597 how does he get out of there without breaking the eggs?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 12:19:32 2017 No.9380607 File: 1.40 MB, 626x360, eggman2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9380597 ...and his loyal liege pawn >>9380601 he has to fry all the eggs

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 12:41:16 2017 No.9380699 >>9379575 J O O C Y

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 13:06:25 2017 No.9380778 >>9378480 go away jack.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 13:10:58 2017 No.9380809 >>9378144 Looks like my first attempt at boiling eggs

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 13:11:47 2017 No.9380815 >>9377672 sage for Jack

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 13:14:37 2017 No.9380830 >>9378144 i fucking hate the way he cracks his eggs

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 13:16:24 2017 No.9380838 >>9378498 I've said it before but Jack just makes me mad. If I was that bad at anything, I'd be laughed out of the room or lose my job.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 13:22:39 2017 No.9380862 >>9378040 The fuck is that supposed to be?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 13:24:27 2017 No.9380872 >>9379267 >if The correct word is "when."

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 13:25:40 2017 No.9380879 >>9378018 Jack is the knife master

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 13:34:45 2017 No.9380917 >>9378845 If you weren't born with fetal alcohol syndrome, it's already too late.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 13:46:37 2017 No.9380951 >>9378018 >forgive me master, I'll have to go all out for once

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 14:00:52 2017 No.9381004 >>9380068 Holy fuck my sides. I have such a hard time believing that he is serious and not just trolling, but time and time again he proves me wrong.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 14:04:22 2017 No.9381011 >>9380862 I think it's supposed to be a microwave egg cooker. He probably didn't put salt around the bottom and that's why it's stuck.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 14:07:16 2017 No.9381024 >>9378517 How did Jack get his hands on vantablack?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 14:22:42 2017 No.9381077 File: 477 KB, 5000x5000, 12.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i wish jack was just fucking dead my life is worse for having learned of this disgusting fucking piece of shit

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 14:37:45 2017 No.9381134 >>9378071 Nice potato salad

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 14:42:59 2017 No.9381151 File: 48 KB, 720x717, 1503862821091.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Lots of rare jacks today lads, thank you

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 14:49:17 2017 No.9381174 >>9378528 Such a thin steak, and he still couldn't cook it correctly.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 14:50:25 2017 No.9381178 >>9381174 thin steak is harder to cook because it's well done before it's seared

Anonymous Sun Sep 3 14:51:19 2017 No.9381181

>>9379865
My friend who also lurks /ck/ made me the party cheese salad for my birthday one year as a joke. It tastes fucking disgusting and for some reason it held its shape and texture even though we got drunk and forgot to put it in the fridge. Didnt bother trying it again the next day, once was enough.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 14:58:26 2017 No.9381202 >>9378075 uma delicia

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 15:00:26 2017 No.9381213 >>9381178 The color wasn't even right when he took it off the heat.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 16:43:05 2017 No.9381506 File: 2.94 MB, 960x540, 1473591951681.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9381151 Cheers m8

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 16:45:46 2017 No.9381518 >>9379220 Do you have sauce? I really want to watch this video.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 16:51:49 2017 No.9381536 >>9381518 He's making beignets.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 16:52:53 2017 No.9381537 >>9381518 >>9379220 >>9381536 Found it lads: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jjkyz2a35RU

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 16:53:37 2017 No.9381540 >>9381536 >>9381537 thank you family

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 16:54:19 2017 No.9381541 >>9379277 I really want to see Jack suck a big juicy cock >alright here we go >mmm >mmmmm >delicious

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 16:56:23 2017 No.9381549 >>9381537 >that fucking heavy breathing Jesus

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 16:56:39 2017 No.9381550 >>9378075 Stewed porkchops and rice. Straight outta my abuelas kitchen. Delicious.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 16:57:16 2017 No.9381555 >>9380597 >>9380607 What is happening to this site... why won't reddit just die...

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 16:57:49 2017 No.9381558 >>9381550 >my abuela You have to go back

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 16:59:36 2017 No.9381564 >>9381555 (You) addiction and a fear of posting something that will attract negative criticism, aka downboats. I mean, if people liked it the first 200 times, they'll still like it now, right?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 17:02:16 2017 No.9381576 >>9378071 reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 17:06:41 2017 No.9381587 File: 287 KB, 1920x1080, 1488182603690.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] He's praying guys! Better rev up those emails

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 17:09:43 2017 No.9381601 Can someone explain this Jack guy? I've seen some webms and is he retarded or is it like a howtobasic kind of thing?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 17:10:03 2017 No.9381603 >>9381587 He should be on the front line handing out cups full of THE BEST BARBEQUE SAUCE You'll Ever Taste!™

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 17:11:43 2017 No.9381610 >>9381601 Despite a few silly cunts here that say otherwise, Ja/ck/ is a legitimate buffoon and retard.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 17:13:03 2017 No.9381619 >>9378845 Use everything you know about cooking and do the opposite Smash your head on the wall a few dozen times Choke your son You are Jack

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 17:26:16 2017 No.9381679 >>9380068 How is he so lumpen. If he had white shorts he'd look like a fucking pokeball.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 17:27:57 2017 No.9381685 >>9378193 lewd

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 17:28:16 2017 No.9381686 >>9381679 >lumpen >adj., of or relating to dispossessed and uprooted individuals cut off from the economic and social class with which they might normally be identified Hmmm....

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 17:28:18 2017 No.9381687 >>9379735 delet this

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 17:28:40 2017 No.9381689 >>9378472 I've never seen anybody do the anime knuckle thing before

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 17:44:07 2017 No.9381732 >>9379874 I could see this having a little bit of success

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 17:52:03 2017 No.9381757 File: 2.51 MB, 600x400, Yorkshire Puddings.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 17:53:13 2017 No.9381760 File: 951 KB, 720x404, Poutine.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 17:57:39 2017 No.9381766 File: 2.98 MB, 800x450, Shot.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 17:59:17 2017 No.9381771 File: 244 KB, 1846x1212, 1479417929558.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9381766 What in the hell is he doing here?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 18:03:58 2017 No.9381783 >>9377672 >Requesting any and all jack webms Hidden, saged, and reported.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 18:05:27 2017 No.9381788 >>9381771 Somebody told him he could cure his pinkeye by putting cayenne pepper in water and putting it in his eye. Absolute madman actually did it.

Anonymous Sun Sep 3 18:06:38 2017 No.9381789
File: 1.93 MB, 4836x3316, one-pot-italian-noodle-soup.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>9379797

No it's supposed to be a noodle dish where you add all the ingredients in at the same time. I made it a few years ago and it was really bland, although I basically just followed the recipe word for word.

Looks great in the pot though

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 18:06:41 2017 No.9381790 File: 200 KB, 1920x1080, 1503395727067.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9381788 >Somebody I think we can all recognize the ol' tappa-tappa

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 18:13:46 2017 No.9381808 >>9378193 Because he is a hot mess

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 18:25:29 2017 No.9381843 Somebody help me out please. I need the Jack webm where his son smacks down the frozen strombolis. I promise to make it worth your while with some OC

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 18:29:21 2017 No.9381860 File: 802 KB, 1280x720, 1492257100643.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9381843 I gotchu senpai

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 18:43:25 2017 No.9381904 File: 2.55 MB, 1280x720, sharpknife.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 18:46:34 2017 No.9381916 File: 788 KB, 1280x720, Jack eats pizza.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 18:48:45 2017 No.9381925 File: 631 KB, 720x404, JOOCY tacos.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 18:49:33 2017 No.9381933 >>9381860 Thanks baby, I'll get crackin on this

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 18:54:13 2017 No.9381956 >>9378144 That actually doesn't look terrible.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 18:54:20 2017 No.9381957 >>9381925 Are you fucking kidding, there's like a whole cup of water pouring out of that taco.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 19:00:08 2017 No.9381982 >>9378075 Resident evil 7 looks fucking great, they really managed to convey "horror" through such a simple thing such as food

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 19:06:12 2017 No.9382006 >>9379267 >I just found out You haven't been/jacking/ it very long, have you?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 19:25:44 2017 No.9382085 File: 1.57 MB, 1920x1080, mayo prank.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 19:44:15 2017 No.9382162 >>9381757 What a fucking spaz.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 19:52:12 2017 No.9382191 >>9381916 Someone's been watching Gordon Ramsay

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 20:05:08 2017 No.9382241 >>9381860 Here it is. I know it's a low quality, but I'm just starting out on this software >>>/wsg1859061

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 20:06:09 2017 No.9382245 >>9382241 >>>/wsg/1859061

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 20:58:38 2017 No.9382408 File: 364 KB, 1280x720, 1490211374633.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9382241 >>9382245 kek, nicely done

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 21:00:24 2017 No.9382414 >>9379735 >including the core holy shit

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 21:02:58 2017 No.9382419 >>9380068 Does he live within a tub of melty butter? What the fuck is wrong with the sky

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 21:04:05 2017 No.9382421 >>9380815 >>9381783 You realize announcing sage and reports aren't allowed here right?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 21:04:17 2017 No.9382423 File: 1.71 MB, 235x150, 1490042807936.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9379108 Jesus..I don't know...he may be one of the greatest trolls of all time. The level of fucktard is something I haven't seen since college.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 21:06:00 2017 No.9382427 >>9379874 >The jerky comes with floss I like this. I really do. That's a good idea.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 21:15:00 2017 No.9382469 >>9382408 >Neverending pie

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 21:22:30 2017 No.9382488 >>9382423 If you think he is actually a troll, watch his videos with his brother on his channel "F as in Frank" and you will witness true stupidity.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 21:23:58 2017 No.9382493 >>9378528 These are the steaks sold at Dollar Tree shops. they're great for shitty fried rice. Dunno how many tumors I've got now though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 21:30:50 2017 No.9382514 File: 3.38 MB, 478x298, 1491498413499.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9382488 After see the post below...I have to see what you speak of good sir. >>9381788 .....(posts in speechless)

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 21:37:40 2017 No.9382533 >>9378163 That's like 6 portions in that pan, fuck

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 21:38:47 2017 No.9382542 File: 1.76 MB, 356x200, 1493164114944.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9378579 >the way he scrapes the chocolate with the pan

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 21:44:25 2017 No.9382566 File: 699 KB, 687x645, mayocake.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9378486

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 21:46:31 2017 No.9382576 File: 263 KB, 434x462, IMG_0677.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9381587 >Texas floods It took two years but Ja/ck/'s prayers finally resulted God's vengeance on those Texas investors who bullied him off their show

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 21:48:31 2017 No.9382588 File: 771 KB, 738x804, 1500212306243.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9382576 kek, but that show was West Texas Investors, the hurricane just fucked up east Texas

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 21:53:21 2017 No.9382605 >>9381587 >from california >lives in tennessee >is a cowboys fan every layer of jack lore I peel through makes me more and more disgusted even the greatest of storytellers couldn't create a more unlikable character

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 21:53:31 2017 No.9382607 >>9382588 don't tell Jack, let him be satisfied in his ignorance.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 21:58:15 2017 No.9382622 File: 854 B, 10x10, smallguy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9382533 jacks a big guy, big guy gotta eat

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 23:19:13 2017 No.9382912 >>9379863 its generic factory bbq sauce with a logo slapped on lots of shitty salsa companies do this too

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 23:56:08 2017 No.9383031 >>9377672 I would be very please to see anything with jack and joey put into containment board or at least /wsg/ with them having one day a year here since they suck so hard wilfully

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 23:56:42 2017 No.9383033 >>9383031 /ck/ is the containment board for them

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 3 23:56:50 2017 No.9383034 >>9383031 One thread vs the >6 fastfood shits

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 01:11:37 2017 No.9383214 File: 2.67 MB, 640x360, 1494604541400.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 03:41:22 2017 No.9383483 File: 27 KB, 279x282, 1485532240354.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9379277 >tfw Ja/ck/ has hundreds of hours of footage of himself eating on his computer

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 03:42:08 2017 No.9383486 >>9379277 They should play this at Ja/ck/'s funeral

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 03:47:29 2017 No.9383500 >>9380951 Underrated

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 03:51:55 2017 No.9383512 >>9378071 >The virgin fries vs the Chad ketchup fries

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 05:14:10 2017 No.9383650 >>9383486 In his will he's specified that he should be cremated, but not all the way, just until he's still pink inside

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 05:16:59 2017 No.9383652 >>9383650 Joosy

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 05:33:24 2017 No.9383673 >>9383650 There is no way you can cremate Ja/ck/, he's probably 60% pure lard.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 05:38:33 2017 No.9383676 File: 2.73 MB, 1280x720, 1495715609935.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9383673 also he will never die

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 05:56:09 2017 No.9383699 File: 252 KB, 1273x1200, average packers fan.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9378051 Blue Moon bottles are all twist-off. So he uses a bottle opener for the twist-offs and his bare hands for the normal bottles. Hmmmm...

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 06:10:50 2017 No.9383725 >>9383676 >tfw my eggs started coming out like these >had to put a lid so it "steams" the top >this was 10 years ago how does this man have a channel and a sauce

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 07:12:14 2017 No.9383868 File: 73 KB, 1280x720, tyjhgg.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9378018 >cutting bacon with a filleting knife

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 07:13:11 2017 No.9383870 >>9381790 Wait, chef John is white???

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 07:33:21 2017 No.9383914 >>9383868 A knife is a knife anon. you can't say its only for filleting

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 07:59:37 2017 No.9383955 >>9382605 I live 12 minutes from him, I sometimes get drunk and contemplate driving to his house to harass him

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 08:01:10 2017 No.9383959 >>9383914 delet this

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 08:04:05 2017 No.9383965 >>9383955 At least get us a photo of the THE BEST Sauce Mobile You'll Ever Drive!™

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 08:04:40 2017 No.9383967 >>9383965 I may actually do this tomorrow for the lulz

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 08:10:47 2017 No.9383974 >>9383955 I have very little doubt that if you show up drunk he'll dime you out to the police, just show up high and somehow figure out a way to cuckold him

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 08:40:10 2017 No.9384047 >>9383974 If anon turns up with a a jar of THE BEST SAUCE to get a signature and a selfie Jack will probably invite him in his bedroom.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 08:43:13 2017 No.9384055 File: 1.00 MB, 480x320, JacksDickSlidingOutOfTammy.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9384047 I would give anything to lick Ja/ck/s cummies out of Tammies pussy after he is done power fucking her. I imagine it looking something like this

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 08:45:48 2017 No.9384060 File: 564 KB, 557x524, 1485764449889.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9384055 beautiful

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 08:51:15 2017 No.9384077 >>9378525 Is that an egg poacher in the background?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 09:03:42 2017 No.9384110 >>9384077 Jack reviews kitchen gadgets and the videos do very well. That egg was made with the Egg Genie egg cooker, the product's box being pictured in the back of the clip.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 09:15:13 2017 No.9384135 >>9382622 whoa bro watch that file size, think of the bandwidth bro

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 09:19:06 2017 No.9384149 >>9380066 Agreed. He's showing off how little he knows about beer to his fellow church-folk.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 10:04:19 2017 No.9384290 >>9378556 Majestic

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 10:06:04 2017 No.9384301 >>9378493 Nah he beat his son for smoking pot. He just got pink eye from chicken or something

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 11:51:02 2017 No.9384718 >>9380601 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZgVkP6o6Ig

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 12:23:40 2017 No.9384814 Is Jack the DSP of cooking?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 12:25:11 2017 No.9384820 >>9378845 whats going on?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 12:30:52 2017 No.9384841 >>9384718 this is more British than anything I've ever seen

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 12:53:49 2017 No.9384912 >>9381587 ofc hes a cowboys fan. or maybe he isnt and he knows that is the #1 troll team. damn you jack

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 13:36:30 2017 No.9385095 >>9379129 >just watches it slowly slide into the grill instead of doing anything about it I fucking hate him for this reason. He sees shit going wrong and proceeds anyway and it's usually disgusting

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 13:49:01 2017 No.9385189 >>9378528 >eating this crap meat rare This guy is brave.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 13:59:25 2017 No.9385244 >>9379874 Wouldn't be surprised if the jerky is raw.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 14:05:20 2017 No.9385273 >>9378486 My wife uses mayonnaise to make biscuits. Turns out really good.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 14:06:17 2017 No.9385281 >>9381860 NANI?!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 14:29:58 2017 No.9385354 File: 2.97 MB, 200x180, 1504026813994.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This guy's the end of the fucking world.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 14:31:40 2017 No.9385362 >>9385095 what else would he do, cup his hand atop the grill? i wouldn't do shit in that scenario i'd be more interested to see if it was gonna settle.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 14:34:13 2017 No.9385375 >>9385362 Pull the copper paper up by the edge and corral the eggs into the centre

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 14:43:05 2017 No.9385400 >>9379129 holy fuck i'm dying

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 14:45:28 2017 No.9385412 >>9385400 Yeah, fucking hilarious ain't it?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 15:05:37 2017 No.9385498 Does he ever sharpen his knives?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 15:13:49 2017 No.9385532 >>9381757 FUCK The worst part is he has pictures of properly made Yorkshire puds in the video so he knew what they were supposed to look like and still says his are fine.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 15:25:46 2017 No.9385579 >>9380232 Aunt Myrnas party cheese salad. I've tasted it twice now it was equally hellish both times.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 15:28:18 2017 No.9385590 >>9381860 That whole family is fucked

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 15:29:06 2017 No.9385594 >>9379129 My fucking sides

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 15:33:12 2017 No.9385609 >>9381916 i love how that was a pizza taste test, but he never even ate the pizza.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 15:55:41 2017 No.9385713 >>9379478 >offed itself oeuffed itself more like ;^)

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 16:47:10 2017 No.9385928 >>9384841 I cannot watch it because my ISP is British? What was it a Muslim stabbing a blackie over the sequence of jam and cream on a scone whilst a 15 year old chav on a scooter throws acid on both of them?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 16:51:58 2017 No.9385947 >>9385928 Its literally a black and white clip of a guy jumping over 2 eggs claiming he can jump on eggs and noses and not break them

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 17:05:07 2017 No.9386025 >>9378839 He heated it too quickly and it burned most likely

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 17:07:39 2017 No.9386035 >>9385579 >I've tasted it twice now How? Why? Are you a masochist or do you have "friends" or "family" that hate you?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 17:35:35 2017 No.9386146 >>9378186 FOOLISH SALMONELLA WARRIOR

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 17:37:58 2017 No.9386163 >>9378062 >Mom found the diarrhea jar

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 18:49:32 2017 No.9386547 File: 22 KB, 351x351, 1497057704292.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9381587 on top of everything wrong with this piece of shit, he's a fucking cowboys fan

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 19:10:44 2017 No.9386644 >>9378155 Not to mention he lined his entire countertop with paper towels just to do this stunt.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 20:53:36 2017 No.9387050 >>9378845 Jack reminds me of that one annoying friend your parents had that always kept cracking bad jokes at everything

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 22:24:13 2017 No.9387371 >>9380068 The Barbecue Sauce You'll Taste!

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