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>> No.9404076

>>9403975
That looks satisfying, is their a clip where he curls the whole pan?

>> No.9404110
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>> No.9404120

>>9403975
I wish those damn things were that easy to clean. In real life that shit'd be all polymerized and burnt on.

>> No.9404124

>>9404110
I was honestly expecting that to cut to like him taking a cock up the ass or something

>> No.9404726

>>9404110
autism

>> No.9404902
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>>9404902
None of those look tasty, just pretty.
Just like women, all show and no substance.

>> No.9404959

see that waxy stuff? that's the same stuff that is in your arteries when you eat that garbage.

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>>9404110
What the hell am I looking at? Did he degrease the pizza and then put on some pregrinded "parmesan"? Why? Where is that from?

>>9404902
Make it stop!

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>> No.9405012

>>9404935
We dont care about your virginity anon

>> No.9405022

>>9404959
That's not how your body works. You don't just reappropriate whatever it is you eat, your body literally breaks it down to its base materials and makes new things out of it. Wax doesn't go into your stomach acid and then into your heart.

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>> No.9405697

>>9404988

Is this serious or a joke?

>> No.9405707

>>9405672
fag

>> No.9405711

>>9404110
Do faggots actually eat pizza like this?

>> No.9405712

>>9403975
what movie?

>> No.9405719

>>9405711
almost religiously, yes.

>> No.9405741

>>9405712
Malcolm in the Middle S03E05

>> No.9405744

>>9405012
dumb roastie lmao

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>> No.9406303

>>9404963
That's hilarious but catching fish with that screen door is pretty impressive.

>> No.9406321
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Not tried this myself, but it seems to be just like making lemon curd.

>> No.9406335

>>9404120
Seriously. I feel like this fake because unless that flat-top was at a really low temp that should all be black-epoxi'd on.

Thank god for 3M and other shit I shouldn't be breathing, let alone touching.

>> No.9406352

>>9406025
>hey guys look what Hiro is doing!

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>>9404110
>ididntwantthistrigger.webm

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>> No.9406786

>>9406765
absolutely disgusting

>> No.9406792

>>9405711
faggots and asians

>> No.9406793

Post more please

>> No.9406799

>>9404110
Isn't this a joke spoof from college humor?

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>> No.9406826

>>9403975
Braggi's brazen balls! Is that some sort of weird ASMR video or something?

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>>9406819

>> No.9406835

>>9406819
do people like when pizzas do this?
i hate this shit personally

>> No.9406865

>>9404988
fuck this

>> No.9406876

>>9404988
HOLY FUCKED I KEKED SO HARD WHEN THEY TURNED IT BACK INTO A STRAWBERRY

fuck that is just so perfect. the perfect webm of what modern cooking has become.

>> No.9406880

>>9406835
it's so the cheese doesn't burn because it takes more time to cook due to size

>> No.9407638

>>9406835
Americans think messy slop equals good eatin'. They're basically human shaped pigs.

>> No.9407648

>>9405672
I fucking hate queers

>> No.9407684

>>9407638
there the eurotrash goes again, stop being so obsessed with us

>> No.9407704

>>9407684
Right on cue. :^) Hello obsessive. No need to keep projecting.

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>> No.9407724

>>9407714
my feels
ouch

>> No.9407731

>>9403975
I can smell this fucking webm from here.

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>>9406025
>seeded watermelons

>> No.9407759

>>9407734
>He prefers boring stiff watermelons to those with great varying texture around the seeds.

>> No.9407813

>>9404935
>Being this insecure

>> No.9407815

>>9404907
I've kept bees, and this is BRILLIANT.

>> No.9407817
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>> No.9407823

>>9406142
What the actual fuck is THAT?

>> No.9407827

>>9407714
What show is this? I can't tell if I should laugh or cry.

>> No.9407828

>>9407823
Milk beans and nyquil noodles.

>> No.9407856

>>9407823
Cendol, it's a southeast asian dessert

>> No.9407864
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>>9404935
How would you know anything about either?

>> No.9407876

>>9407734
it is chocolate in the shape of watermelon seeds

>> No.9407882
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>>9407638
And they only eat the finest of foods in the rest of the world.

>> No.9407890

>>9407882
Yeah, because the uk represents the rest of the world. :^)
Now feel free to cherrypick one awful dish from every other country on the planet. I'll wait.

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>>9407890
Mexico.

>> No.9407893

>>9407890
I picked the only example I had saved on my PC.

Fact remains America makes better versions of literally anything from what ever shit country you're from.

>> No.9407903

>>9407893
>butthurt
lel
Why are murrilards so insecure?

>> No.9407906

>>9407903
>obsessed
lel
Why are Euroblobs so low IQ?

>> No.9407924

>>9405672
I'm thinking of an F-word alright

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>>9407903
>Mention america literally any chance you get
>Calls others insecure

He-larious

>> No.9407931

>>9404110
Speaking as a gay man, if this is why gay bashings happen, they're justified.

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>>9407926
>see fat american hand handling food
>close webm immediately

Has this ever not been the right decision?

>> No.9407947

>>9407934
>posting anime on a cooking board

Has this ever been the right decision?

>> No.9407952

for apparently being cooking enthusiasts, there sure is a lot of salt around here

>> No.9407955

>>9407864
You forgot the "better than" in that filename.

>> No.9407961

>>9407906
>>9407926
Lel. Thanks for proving my point.

>> No.9407968

>>9407892
WTF did I just see?

>> No.9407973

>>9407952
cooking without salt is like fucking without cumming

>> No.9407975
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>>9407961
Lel. Thanks for proving my point

>> No.9407979
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>>9407975
>tfw you will never face fuck this bitch while she throws up wings all over your dick

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>>9407934
wrong board faggot

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>> No.9407992

>>9407947
>>9407980
Newfags, get out.
>Haha I hate anime am I cool yet?

>> No.9407993

>>9407975
lel. Thanks for proving my point.

>> No.9407999
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>>9407992
Anime is trash though. You don't need to be new to realize that.

>> No.9408005

>>9407988
I'm intrigued. Horrified, but intrigued. WTF happened here? Was that cake or ice cream or did they just make a Big Mac omelette?

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>>9408005
>Mushed up Big Mac
>Cream
>Stuff it in a freezer
>Proceed to make some monstrosity with chicken nuggets

>> No.9408017

>>9407999
Except you did out yourself as a newfag with the whole
>wrong board
thing.

>> No.9408021

>>9408016
None of this looks good even after "fancifying" them. Color palettes are too earthy and bland and the plating is boring.

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>>9407988
>if you stare into the abyss, the abyss stares back at you

>> No.9408027

>>9407817
There's not enough vomit in the world to express how disgusted this makes me

>> No.9408031
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>>9408017
Not even the same guy m8, anime has been shit for quite some time and is part of the reason Japan has record low birthrates.

Should've hit them 2 more times so shit like this wouldn't crawl out of that shit-berg they call an island.

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>> No.9408056

>>9408031
>Not even the same guy
:^)

>> No.9408070

>>9408056
Im OP. Nice try tho.
Keep being autistic weeb.

>> No.9408071

>>9408056
>:^)
:^)

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>>9408056
Shouldn't be hard to believe more than two people think anime is worthless on a board about cooking unless, you're a total mong.

Seeing as you enjoy that weeb trash that's most likely the case.

>> No.9408076

>>9408073
THIS DOESN'T LOOK APPETIZING
THIS DOESN'T LOOK GOOD

>> No.9408081
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>>9408076
Could be worse.

>> No.9408085

>>9408081
Why is Jack crossdressing

>> No.9408088

>>9408085
All that salmonella turned him mentally ill.

>> No.9408090

>>9408073
they should've stuck to graphic design

>> No.9408092
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>>9408073
>american """""""""""""""cuisine"""""""""""""""""

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>>9408085
Can't be him, the food is cooked through so humans can consume it.

>> No.9408101
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>>9407638
fuck u nigger

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>>9407975

>> No.9408106

>>9408099
What on earth did he make?

>> No.9408109
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>>9408106
Sustenance for the parasites that have taken over his flesh sack of a body.

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>>9408102

>> No.9408112

>>9404935
kill yourself already

>> No.9408114

>>9408109
His wife must be thrilled!

>> No.9408117
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>>9408099

>> No.9408118

>>9406142
>gotta wait till Thursday for my weekly cendol
Cendol is the essence of life, also drinking it is better.
Fight me

>> No.9408124

>>9405707
kill yourself

>> No.9408134

>>9408102
she must be doing porn where they film her taking a huge dump

>> No.9408136

>>9408117
This is like hypno tranny cuck vids for foodies

>> No.9408154

>>9408136
>hypno tranny cuck vids
wut

>> No.9408157

>>9407714
>No will ever make you heart shaped food and stare at you longingly
Why are we still here? Just to suffer?

>> No.9408160

>>9408073
>"so delicious"
>it's not actually so delicious
>it's not even a little bit delicious
I feel lied to.

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>> No.9408165

>>9408162
Are you allowed to fuck it at the dinner table?

>> No.9408177

>>9407817
The avocado trend is killing our planet faster than China

>> No.9408186

>>9407893
>Mfw I'm French

Ahahhahgahahhaahhah

>> No.9408232

>>9407817
>avocado heathier substitute for cheese
I love avocado but it's nothing but fat
>goat cheese easier to digest
The fuck is wrong with these hipster than cant digest normal cheese.

>> No.9408235

>>9407975
I want to see her pooping.

>> No.9408242

>>9406321
Fuck this shit. Just make it the normal way.

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>>9406765

>> No.9408281

>>9407926
That's a travesty, not a pretzel.

>> No.9408305
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9408305

I'm commemorating a special occasion with my gf and I want to make her something special. I've decided to make her stakes with savoury chocolate sauce simply because it looks and sounds so luxurious.

Any of you made/tried it before? Do you have a good recipe? What do I accompany it with?

>> No.9408323

>>9408117
I was hoping so hard this was the jack edit and I was not dissappointed

>> No.9408330

>>9404110
Tbh I absorb the grease with a napkin or paper towel, but that's it

>> No.9408350

>>9404988

All that sugar seriously makes me feel uncomfortable

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>>9408305
>stakes

>> No.9408388

>>9408305
Fucking American.
Kill yourself

>> No.9408395

>>9405697
http://en.rocketnews24.com/2013/07/05/watch-how-to-make-one-of-japans-elite-restaurants-desserts/

>> No.9408417

>>9404935
did someone hurt you anon?

>> No.9408430

>>9407864
Why is that lamb chop burnt?

>> No.9408432

>>9408235
Most of her shit would be exactly what she ate.

She's lucky she's a cute girl. If it was an average looking guy with the same problem as her, he'd end up starved unless he has a really good actual job.

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/ck/ + /a/

>> No.9408439

>>9408235
Someone post her x-ray pics.

>> No.9408479

>>9406765
>people don't know who this is

so many plebs detected

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>>9403975

>> No.9408645
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>>9408624

>> No.9408653

>>9408645
that's interesting.

I wonder if that has any effect on how healthy it is. If the laser cooks it super fast, does that mean the fat stays inside the bacon rather than oozing out, or does it vaporize the fat? Can fat be vaporized? How hot is the finished bacon? Is the laser so slow that the bacon has cooled down by the time it's finished?

>> No.9408661

>>9406025
i would rather just have the watermelon without any added shit

>> No.9408667

>>9407817
>how to turn 20 dolars worth of ingrideints into 2 dollars worth of food

>> No.9408681

>>9408653
I think that test didn't work, but what he's trying to do is crisp just the fat without touching the meat.

>> No.9408693

>>9408186
Scum of the earth, eat a dick pierre, I will shit on charlemagnes grave

>> No.9408698

>>9408653
I own a similar laser engraver and I once used to mark a logo onto a steak.

It vaporizes the fat and makes a massive amount of smoke. Whatever his happening in that video isn't cooking. They're either doing a trial run with no power, or it is being run on a very low power setting.

The red laser that you see in the video isn't actually the cutting/cooking laser. It's just a "laser pointer" you use for layout/aiming purposes. The actual cutting beam is colorless.

>> Can fat be vaporized?
Ever put meat on a pan or grill that was hot enough for you to see smoke? That is vaporizing the fat.

>> No.9408734

>>9408479
The fact that Matt Stonie made that piece of shit doesn't make it good.
And knowing who he is doesn't make some some kind of fucking food god.

>> No.9408793

>>9408330
This and knife and forking are justified for really shitty greasy pizza, yet it shouldn't be the primary way. If it is, kill yourself

>> No.9408804

>>9407817

> melt the oil

>> No.9408824

>>9408136

wut

>> No.9408833

>>9407817
>avocado is a healthier substitute for cheese
>proceeds to add goat cheese AND mozzarella

>>9408232
In fairness, the fats in avocados are unsaturated, so are healthier for your cardiovascular system. However, they're still calorie-dense and will fatten you if you're not careful.

Then the recipe proceeds to make the whole concept pointless anyway by adding goat cheese and mozzarella, both of which aren't much more benign than 'regular' cheese in terms of fat and lactose. It's an awful solution for a contrived problem.

>> No.9408844

>>9407882
Do Americans really eat this?

>> No.9408857

>>9403975
i want to work in a kitchen but i dont want to work in a kitchen every day
It just seems like something i would enjoy doing 3 days a week or something

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>>9404110
I wasn't mad until I saw him not eating the crust at the end

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>>9407988

>> No.9408891

>>9407638
But, you're American too....

>> No.9408893

>>9408804

coconut oil is not always liquid in room temp

t. lives up north

>> No.9408894

>>9407817
>Avocado is a healthier substitute for cheese

Normally, a substitute is at least somewhat similar to the thing it is replacing.

>> No.9408897

>>9407934
That's funny since the hand isn't fat at any other angle in the webm and the person whose hand it is attached to is actually German.

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>>9408073
>>9407817
>opposite ends of the spectrum
>both are horrific

>> No.9408912

>>9407988
>when fucktards fail chef school

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>>9405012
>>9407813
>>9407864
>>9408112
>>9408417

All these useless roasties lmao.
Truth hurts

>> No.9408950

>>9407813
How is that insecure?
Is your post from a random insult generator?
Explain please.
That poster is an asshole for sure , but how is he insecure?

>> No.9408954

>>9407817
This actually doesn't look bad at all, it's just the language of the instructions that is lame as hell.

>> No.9408966

>>9408134
>Not understanding bulimia...

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>>9407988
Christ there's a whole channel of this shit.

>> No.9409010

>>9404110
Fucking american faggot

>> No.9409020

>>9404988
Fucking around to this degree is both hilarious and sad. Cooking can be an art but this is a form of gluttony and a waste of time.

His fingernails are also sad and scary.

>> No.9409045

>>9406303
fish were obviously dead already

>> No.9409052

>>9406335
>fake
uh, isn't that from Malcolm in the Middle?

>> No.9409071

Why would you put requiem for a dream music on your hotdog advert.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3WDzkbDNQE

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It's a webm and it's in my /ck/ folder.
Says Mettigel, so I suppose its a vid of a Mettigel, but I have no clue why I saved it.
Let's see

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>>9409071
>when that sausage goes in

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>> No.9409115
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>> No.9409124

>>9409102
I really dislike when people make food look like living things. If I want food with a face, I'll leave it on the next time I'm butchering. The real problem is they think it is, "cute".

>> No.9409137
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>> No.9409165

>>9408925
Go back to your dumb tendies or frog board or whatever the fuck

>> No.9409167
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>>9407817
>avocado is a healthier substitute cheese
>puts in cheese anyway

>> No.9409171
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>>9408162
How do the Japanese always make me want to have sex with cake?

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>>9408081

>> No.9409185
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>>9404124

>> No.9409201

>>9404963
Since I was wondering myself where it was from, I did some digging and wa la:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfbVkQHh8s4

>> No.9409221

>>9409201
>I dont want to get grease on my hands…
Stop eating crappy pizza and being a retard with no dexterity. I never got grease on my hands from pizza. If anything, I got some tomato sauce on my fingers
>I need them for tweeting and checking facebook
You can't even stop that for the 5 minutes a shitty pizza takes you?

OK, I get it, he's the how-not-to-do-it, but even the others are just all as bad.

That whole vid is a troll, right?

>> No.9409242

>>9409167
Came here to post this exact response, what the fuck.
Fuck it, I'd still eat it though.

>> No.9409244

>>9409221
i just get my boyfriend to eat it and then piss it into my asshole
it helps keep my hands from getting dirty like one of those filthy working class "people"

>> No.9409259

>>9409111
DEAR GOD NO

>> No.9409282

>>9408833
The REAL question is; "Does it taste good?"

>> No.9409284

>>9406819
just because the cheese is stringy as fuck doesn't means its good ya dumb fucking millennials

>> No.9409286

>>9404110
thought that was robert webb 2bh

>> No.9409287

>>9408844
>place of origin: United Kingdom
>Do Americans really eat this?

Lrn2Read

>> No.9409288

>>9404110
woah uli looks good with a haircut

>> No.9409295

>>9409221
You missed the best part. "I'm not gonna eat the crust because I'm cutting carbs"

>> No.9409299
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>>9407893
>getting annoyed on Latvian sausage board

>> No.9409319

>>9409104
topkek reaction

>> No.9409322
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>>9408073
I wouldn't even want this high

it just looks so dense and greasy

>> No.9409323

>>9409111
Her knifework is inferior.

>> No.9409335

>>9408857
totally feel ya

if i could get the morning shift at the restaurant where i learned 3-4 days a week, i'd gladly work there since it's basically just prep

>> No.9409336

>>9409102
Do Germans really do this?

>> No.9409340

>>9409162
No wonder the Nips are so into engineering and have such quickly cooked food.

>> No.9409355

>>9409335
it sucks living at a time where the economy is dogshit
in the past you could just go there, shake someones hand and get a part time job and be able to afford a car and other luxuries
Now since there is so much unemployment part time jobs are either gone or taken by women, not that you could afford anything good working one either way

>> No.9409400

>>9404110
This nigga ain't even a pro at degreasing pizza.

Here's the fucking world champion: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2A1qYpp4HA

>> No.9409401
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>>9407638
>chicago is all of america
The number of Americans who have eaten such a pizza is approximately the same as the number of Europeans who have successfully defended themselves from a refugee.

>> No.9409419

>>9406025
We need to drop another nuke.

>> No.9409426
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>>9408844

>> No.9409438

>>9409111
I wish this video was still on youtube

>> No.9409444

>>9408925
>They don't agree with my sad ideals
>Must be women

You lead a sad life.

>> No.9409447

>>9409104
ESSS TO ESSSSSSSSS

>> No.9409465

>>9409006
Is the cream savory? Cause if it is then I see no problem, it will end up being a cold dip.

>> No.9409469

>>9404935
can someone photoshop a sip poking through?

>> No.9409487

>>9408031
I know these pancakes are mainly for looks, but do they even taste good? They're way too overcooked and flat.

>> No.9409492

>>9409284
see
>>9406829
Which is a movie from the early 1980s about a time in the 1940s-50s, which has nothing to do with millennials. Just look at that cheese work. I only know about that movie because I was born in the 1970s and got to see it at the drive in with my family.

>> No.9409500

>>9407638
Chicago pizza is amazing you deprived Euroscum

>> No.9409525

>>9408734
Everything Matt Stonie makes looks awful, it's like what starving trailer trash would have wet dreams about.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r80QoDvEJBA

>> No.9409550

>>9409167
Compared to regular macaroni and cheese it is healthier

>> No.9409559

>>9404902
most of those don't look that good or even good to eat.

>> No.9409583

>>9409550
It isn't though. "avocado is healthier than cheese" is nowhere close to be true.

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>>9409287
>>9409426

>> No.9409661
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>> No.9409663

>>9409646
>"I was only pretending to be retarded!"

>> No.9409667
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>>9407817
>mac and fuck it green shit

>> No.9409668

>>9409667
72 virgins dissing you in Heaven boy

>> No.9409748

>>9409525
That legitimately made me hungry for. Burrito.

>> No.9409753

>>9409500
>Chicago
>"""""""""""""""""""""pizza""""""""""""""""""""""""

>> No.9409837

>>9406025
I hate this Jap/Korean style of aesthetics > taste

>> No.9409847

>>9406142
If this was a mexican making it, it'd have 20 more usless ingredients and be 20 times worse. I don't think any culture has missed the point on cuisine by a larger margin than mexican.

>> No.9409854

>>9409288
That feel when no one's gonna get your joke. Is the autism king still alive anyway.

>> No.9409873

>>9409854
I get it, but it wasn't very funny or well executed.

>> No.9409875

>>9409661
All these emotions while watching this

>ah so simple, elega....
>wait wtf
>rage
>wait wtf
>ooohhhhhh
>keks

Yeah.

>> No.9409895

>>9409102
>>9409336
Mett is actually really good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9g4X7LnR18

>> No.9409903
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>>9409447

>> No.9409920

>>9409895
Is that just raw meat?
To think that people give the US shit about food.

>> No.9409922

>>9407988
>ketchup
>on a big mac

WHAT IS EVEN THE FUCKING POINT OF USING A BIG MAC THEN

>> No.9409940

>>9409137
that's the problem with despotic hierarchies, sooner or later your ass is going to get beat down

>> No.9409971

>>9409920
Raw pork, yes. Food doesn't have to be very advanced to be good and I personally don't give the US shit about their food.
I know that the lower classes eat a lot of burgers and hotdogs, but that's the case in many countries and it doesn't define the food culture of the entire country.
When I think of American food culture I think more of BBQ and crawfish boils and you'd have to be a real piece of shit to turn down an invitation to either of those.

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>> No.9410023

>>9409971
>I know that the lower classes eat a lot of burgers and hotdogs
And a lot of BBQ. BBQ is ubiquitous across class lines in the US. Even trailer parks have them. And usually the food at a BBQ isn't good. It usually isn't bad either. The beer and the usually good company makes up for it though. Till someone gets drunk and starts hitting on one of the women.

>> No.9410049

>>9409971
>Raw pork
What about trichinosis?

>> No.9410071

>>9405672
Discusting

>> No.9410088

>>9408479
>pleb

back to r*ddit you go

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>>9408026

>> No.9410160

>>9404902
>ey what do you call this dessert?
>fat bitch in a dress m8

>> No.9410172

>>9408099
His wife

>> No.9410193

>>9408111
>>9408102
>>9407975

So wheres the porn where I get to see her naked with a huge distended stomach stuffed with food?

>> No.9410195
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>>9408162

How does one make such a sexy cake?

>> No.9410196

>>9409977
is there something in the USA that prevent burger buns to not look like ssqueezed hit?

>> No.9410243

>>9408966
Shes not bulimic she has some rare gastrointestinal problem that doesn't let her food digest properly. Some of her shit comes out still looking like food.

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>>9409111
>Her finger survived the 0:16 mark
Thank god that knife is as blunt as it is.

>> No.9410402
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>>9410393
ikr

>> No.9410418

Anyone got any webms of those mexican street stalls where it's like a bag of chips with a lot of disgusting shit like Mt. Dew on it

>> No.9410425
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>>9410196
Holy fuck so obsessed lol!

I know we're the chads of the world but you third worlders gotta find someone else to obsessively talk about kek

>> No.9410428

>>9405672
Nothing had touched his mouth yet, let alone his tongue. He even sticks it out half a second after he "tasted" it and it should still be in his mouth. That's some terrible acting.

>> No.9410445

>>9410425
>obsessively responding to every post with nothing but meme deflections
I N S E C U R E
N
S
E
C
U
R
E

>> No.9410466

>>9410445
It's pathetic. I wonder if it's the same guy patrolling /ck/ 24/7 looking for perceived slights against America. I'm American and even I can't post comments about America that fall short of insane, delusional jingoistic nonsense, without him freaking out about the obsessed foreign boogyman

It's the kind of thing I might expect from some irrelevant shit hole, like how on /k/ there was that MALAYSIA STRONG guy a few years back. There must be a lot of "economic anxiety" in flyover land if they're feeling this threatened by the idea that foreigners exist

>> No.9410473

>>9408124
Have a problem, pole smoker?

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>>9408073

>> No.9410514

>>9409663
Do Americans really believe this?

>> No.9410569

>>9410466
>States that its one shitposter
>Goes on to project what he believes said person feels onto an entire country

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>> No.9410688

>>9408048

This is a farce. The hamster merely kept them in its cheeks. It never really consumed anything until after the competition.

I'm notifying the BBB immediately.

>> No.9410744

>>9406025
did everyone fucking miss the far more important thing in this video?

They have fucking CORN ON THE COB flavored icecream.

>> No.9410764

>>9404110

I don't even have a problem with dabbing pizza if it's really greasy but jesus he's doing in just the faggiest way possible

>> No.9410769

>>9409111
It's a fucking butter knife, I doubt it could even cut her skin

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>>9410634
Those fuckin job stealing robots

>> No.9410790

>>9410764
Of course he does it in the faggiest way possible, what part of that video would lead you to believe that faggot doesn't gobble dicks at every opportunity?

>> No.9410793

>>9406819

fuck the haters, this looks good as hell

>> No.9410816

>>9410781
Holy shit

>> No.9410832

>>9407892

Is this shit actually common in Mexico or is it just this one retarded guy?

>> No.9410839

>>9408016

lost at pouring the diet Red Bull in a wine glass

>> No.9410872

>>9409201
>Okay, I'm just gonna touch it
It's a fucking slice of pizza, what is the issue.

>> No.9410880

>>9410781

That's one of the coolest /ck/ webms ive ever seen

>> No.9410885

>>9407817
Everyone is missing the point here. Warm avocado is fucking disgusting

>> No.9410912

>>9406819
Whoa
So this... Is the power... Of 'go 'za

>> No.9410915

>>9410781

What is this wizardry

>> No.9410921

>>9410195
Hundreds of eggs

>> No.9410924

>>9407926
Germany you dirty fraulein you.

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here's your bun, bro

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9411020

>>9411014
>wickerman intensifies

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>>9407926
would unironically devour that

am american tho

>> No.9411057

>>9411014
has europe gone too far??

>> No.9411213

>>9411014
what are they making?

>> No.9411264

>>9411213
bees

>> No.9411279

>>9409115
>sneaking in those jack clips
you cheeky fucker

>> No.9411301

>>9410832
Not common at all. It's stupid city food for poor people. Poor people think a lot of ingredients = better deal so they end up spending ten dollars for shitload of cheap ingredients.

It's not what Mexicans actually eat.

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>>9411301
Sure it's not. Your people love this shit.

>> No.9411385

>>9404110
>Holding the pizza while you're dabbing it
>Cutting it but not even bothering to cut it up all the way
>Putting a glove on when you've already touched it with your hands
I'm mad. I get dabbing, I somewhat get cutting, but fuck, stop being retarded

>> No.9411400

>>9407934

>American
>uses whole grain mustard

a contradiction

>> No.9411439

>>9404988
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7zNY0I5JNI

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>>9411310
Yeah lad I'm sure you know the foods and customs of his ethnic group much better than he does

>> No.9411452

>>9408232
>>9408833
The lactose intolerant speaking here. Regular cows milk gives me the hella shits. Cheese and other products are relatively managable. One day I saw a jug of goats milk sitting next to the Lactaid at Krogers. I gave it a read, and it claimed the difference in fat molecule construction and shape renders it far easier to digest than cow juice. I've since consumed a few. It gives me no problems at all. Don't try this if you can't do goat cheese, because goat milk has that distinct goat cheesey flavor, and it's not subtle. All your coffee, all your cereal...

>> No.9411456

>>9405741
I recall her boss told her to make gravy with it.

>> No.9411467

>>9409525
There's no way he didn't go throw all that shit up after

>> No.9411476

>>9403975
Is this still hbo

>> No.9411487

>>9407714
Straight savage

>> No.9411488

>>9407931
I am also a gay man and the only thing i could think of watching that was "what is this faggot doing?"

>> No.9411490

>>9404110
there's this bitch at my work who eats pizza with a knife and fork... still fucked her tho

>> No.9411493

>>9407817
>"Avocado is a healthier substitute for cheese"
>Adds cheese almost immediately after
Jesus fucking Christ

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>>9409469
is this what you wanted?

>> No.9411564

>>9407882
>Believes everything he reads on Wikipedia

>> No.9411570

>>9407947
Well, she does have cake

>> No.9411583

>>9409137
Is that the son he bragged about choking out?

>> No.9411586

>>9410425
>Lol

>> No.9411607

>>9409492
>Born in the mid-70's
>watched in on cable when I was about 13 or so.

>> No.9411630

>>9409753
>doesn't realize Chicago has the second highest concentration of italian americans on the continent.
>uses faggoty """""""""""""""""""""""X""""""""""""""""" ascii meme
>Eurotard

>> No.9411651

>>9411213
Honey buns.

>> No.9411668

>>9410049
Trichinosis is caused by a parasite (Trichinella roundworms) Such roundworms are not pesent in all pork. In fact, any pork or pig in the US found to be infected with roundworms is destroyed.

Between 2009 and 2012 there were only 5 outbreaks of Trich in the entire US, and 3 of those were traced to raw or undercooked b;ack bear (bears are a distant relative of pigs). THe largets outbreak was in NorCal at a family gathering where 33 people all ate undercooked bear. Only about 15 poeple a year get trich. So long as your country employs proper meat inspection, you could eat nothing but raw porkchops and it's less than a one-in-a-million chance that you'll get trichinosis.

>> No.9411689

>>9410418
here
>>9407892

>> No.9411694
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>>9411689
I can keep going.

>> No.9411703

>>9410764
>dabbing pizza if it's really greasy

What the fuck do you think parmesian is for?

>> No.9411711

>>9409438
I don't have the link on hand but both vids are saved on youtube, it gets posted here from time to time.

>> No.9411717

>>9410872
this is the same sort of asshole who eats a candybar with a fork and knife.

>> No.9411719

>>9411703
to remind him of the cum-covered dicks he's going to be eating later

>> No.9411720

>>9408073
>doesnt show it in the pan fully cooked
that pan must've been completely full of grease

>> No.9411741

>>9411452
Dwarf Nigerian goat milk is superb in coffee.

>> No.9411747

>>9411694
please don't. The first two put me off my bangers and mash for the evening.

>> No.9411773

>>9409661
>collect shards
it gets me everytime

>> No.9411794

>>9411014
Why even bother wearing the gloves at this point?

>> No.9411822

>>9408305
yes anon, stakes with chocolate sauce will be a delightful anniversary treat.

>> No.9411832

>>9409102
that's disturbing. 0/10 would not eat

>> No.9411854

>>9410445
>>9410466
>they took the bait

>> No.9411855

>>9411822
>stakes
wtf is wrong with this their called steaks.

>> No.9411861

>>9411855
>their

>> No.9411863

>>9411855
read the post I was responding to. also,
>their

>> No.9411872

>>9411855
your an idiot it's *there

>> No.9411884

>>9411872
>please be bait
>please be bait
>please be bait
>please be bait

>> No.9411899
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9411899

>>9411884
*bate

>> No.9411905

>>9411899
oh thank the lord
I will be able to sleep tonight.

>> No.9411907

>>9411694
and they act surprised when their hearts stop beating at 50

>> No.9411992

>>9404902
this is some really gay stuff

made me wonder what the point of existence is

>> No.9411998

>>9404959
brainlet detected

>> No.9412001

>>9404988
this video makes me want to commit suicide

>> No.9412008

>>9409444
>assuming someone's life is sad because they make ironic memes on a anonymous knitting forum

You must be a faggot

>> No.9412018

>>9411694
wtf is this

what is the white stuff in the beginning in the cup

why

fuck mexico, their food looks like shit

>> No.9412034

new one >>9412030

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9412043

>>9407979
same, I don't want to suffer anymore

>> No.9412063

>>9411630
>Triggered
:^)
>Italian americans
wew. this shit again. There's no such thing as "blabla" americans
You're just american.

>> No.9412067

>>9411854
>"I was merely pretending"

>> No.9412081

>>9409525
the frozen burritos ruined it

>> No.9412259

>>9406792
Fuck off nigger we use chopsticks

>> No.9413136

>>9404124

That would have been less gay than what he actually did

>> No.9413146

>>9404963

holy fuck he actually managed to catch fish with that door

Thats kinda insane

>> No.9413169

>>9407864

Does he not realize its fucking burnt? White people need to stop cooking altogether this is legitimately embarrassing for you

>> No.9413171

>>9407892
Trump was right all along

>> No.9413239

>>9411447

I know youre being sarcastic but thats not actually such an unlikely thing to occur

>> No.9413244

>>9411694

Americanised """mexican"""" food is god tier

But actual mexicans need to be gassed ASAP

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