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>> No.9404076

That looks satisfying, is their a clip where he curls the whole pan?

>> No.9404110
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>> No.9404120

I wish those damn things were that easy to clean. In real life that shit'd be all polymerized and burnt on.

>> No.9404124

I was honestly expecting that to cut to like him taking a cock up the ass or something

>> No.9404726


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>> No.9404935
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None of those look tasty, just pretty.
Just like women, all show and no substance.

>> No.9404959

see that waxy stuff? that's the same stuff that is in your arteries when you eat that garbage.

>> No.9404963
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What the hell am I looking at? Did he degrease the pizza and then put on some pregrinded "parmesan"? Why? Where is that from?

Make it stop!

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>> No.9405012

We dont care about your virginity anon

>> No.9405022

That's not how your body works. You don't just reappropriate whatever it is you eat, your body literally breaks it down to its base materials and makes new things out of it. Wax doesn't go into your stomach acid and then into your heart.

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>> No.9405697


Is this serious or a joke?

>> No.9405707


>> No.9405711

Do faggots actually eat pizza like this?

>> No.9405712

what movie?

>> No.9405719

almost religiously, yes.

>> No.9405741

Malcolm in the Middle S03E05

>> No.9405744

dumb roastie lmao

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>> No.9406303

That's hilarious but catching fish with that screen door is pretty impressive.

>> No.9406321
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Not tried this myself, but it seems to be just like making lemon curd.

>> No.9406335

Seriously. I feel like this fake because unless that flat-top was at a really low temp that should all be black-epoxi'd on.

Thank god for 3M and other shit I shouldn't be breathing, let alone touching.

>> No.9406352

>hey guys look what Hiro is doing!

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>> No.9406786

absolutely disgusting

>> No.9406792

faggots and asians

>> No.9406793

Post more please

>> No.9406799

Isn't this a joke spoof from college humor?

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>> No.9406826

Braggi's brazen balls! Is that some sort of weird ASMR video or something?

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>> No.9406835

do people like when pizzas do this?
i hate this shit personally

>> No.9406865

fuck this

>> No.9406876


fuck that is just so perfect. the perfect webm of what modern cooking has become.

>> No.9406880

it's so the cheese doesn't burn because it takes more time to cook due to size

>> No.9407638

Americans think messy slop equals good eatin'. They're basically human shaped pigs.

>> No.9407648

I fucking hate queers

>> No.9407684

there the eurotrash goes again, stop being so obsessed with us

>> No.9407704

Right on cue. :^) Hello obsessive. No need to keep projecting.

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>> No.9407724

my feels

>> No.9407731

I can smell this fucking webm from here.

>> No.9407734
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>seeded watermelons

>> No.9407759

>He prefers boring stiff watermelons to those with great varying texture around the seeds.

>> No.9407813

>Being this insecure

>> No.9407815

I've kept bees, and this is BRILLIANT.

>> No.9407817
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>> No.9407823

What the actual fuck is THAT?

>> No.9407827

What show is this? I can't tell if I should laugh or cry.

>> No.9407828

Milk beans and nyquil noodles.

>> No.9407856

Cendol, it's a southeast asian dessert

>> No.9407864
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How would you know anything about either?

>> No.9407876

it is chocolate in the shape of watermelon seeds

>> No.9407882
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And they only eat the finest of foods in the rest of the world.

>> No.9407890

Yeah, because the uk represents the rest of the world. :^)
Now feel free to cherrypick one awful dish from every other country on the planet. I'll wait.

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>> No.9407893

I picked the only example I had saved on my PC.

Fact remains America makes better versions of literally anything from what ever shit country you're from.

>> No.9407903

Why are murrilards so insecure?

>> No.9407906

Why are Euroblobs so low IQ?

>> No.9407924

I'm thinking of an F-word alright

>> No.9407926
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>Mention america literally any chance you get
>Calls others insecure


>> No.9407931

Speaking as a gay man, if this is why gay bashings happen, they're justified.

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>see fat american hand handling food
>close webm immediately

Has this ever not been the right decision?

>> No.9407947

>posting anime on a cooking board

Has this ever been the right decision?

>> No.9407952

for apparently being cooking enthusiasts, there sure is a lot of salt around here

>> No.9407955

You forgot the "better than" in that filename.

>> No.9407961

Lel. Thanks for proving my point.

>> No.9407968

WTF did I just see?

>> No.9407973

cooking without salt is like fucking without cumming

>> No.9407975
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Lel. Thanks for proving my point

>> No.9407979
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>tfw you will never face fuck this bitch while she throws up wings all over your dick

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wrong board faggot

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>> No.9407992

Newfags, get out.
>Haha I hate anime am I cool yet?

>> No.9407993

lel. Thanks for proving my point.

>> No.9407999
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Anime is trash though. You don't need to be new to realize that.

>> No.9408005

I'm intrigued. Horrified, but intrigued. WTF happened here? Was that cake or ice cream or did they just make a Big Mac omelette?

>> No.9408016
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>Mushed up Big Mac
>Stuff it in a freezer
>Proceed to make some monstrosity with chicken nuggets

>> No.9408017

Except you did out yourself as a newfag with the whole
>wrong board

>> No.9408021

None of this looks good even after "fancifying" them. Color palettes are too earthy and bland and the plating is boring.

>> No.9408026
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>if you stare into the abyss, the abyss stares back at you

>> No.9408027

There's not enough vomit in the world to express how disgusted this makes me

>> No.9408031
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Not even the same guy m8, anime has been shit for quite some time and is part of the reason Japan has record low birthrates.

Should've hit them 2 more times so shit like this wouldn't crawl out of that shit-berg they call an island.

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>> No.9408056

>Not even the same guy

>> No.9408070

Im OP. Nice try tho.
Keep being autistic weeb.

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Shouldn't be hard to believe more than two people think anime is worthless on a board about cooking unless, you're a total mong.

Seeing as you enjoy that weeb trash that's most likely the case.

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>> No.9408081
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Could be worse.

>> No.9408085

Why is Jack crossdressing

>> No.9408088

All that salmonella turned him mentally ill.

>> No.9408090

they should've stuck to graphic design

>> No.9408092
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>american """""""""""""""cuisine"""""""""""""""""

>> No.9408099
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Can't be him, the food is cooked through so humans can consume it.

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fuck u nigger

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>> No.9408106

What on earth did he make?

>> No.9408109
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Sustenance for the parasites that have taken over his flesh sack of a body.

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>> No.9408112

kill yourself already

>> No.9408114

His wife must be thrilled!

>> No.9408117
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>> No.9408118

>gotta wait till Thursday for my weekly cendol
Cendol is the essence of life, also drinking it is better.
Fight me

>> No.9408124

kill yourself

>> No.9408134

she must be doing porn where they film her taking a huge dump

>> No.9408136

This is like hypno tranny cuck vids for foodies

>> No.9408154

>hypno tranny cuck vids

>> No.9408157

>No will ever make you heart shaped food and stare at you longingly
Why are we still here? Just to suffer?

>> No.9408160

>"so delicious"
>it's not actually so delicious
>it's not even a little bit delicious
I feel lied to.

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>> No.9408165

Are you allowed to fuck it at the dinner table?

>> No.9408177

The avocado trend is killing our planet faster than China

>> No.9408186

>Mfw I'm French


>> No.9408232

>avocado heathier substitute for cheese
I love avocado but it's nothing but fat
>goat cheese easier to digest
The fuck is wrong with these hipster than cant digest normal cheese.

>> No.9408235

I want to see her pooping.

>> No.9408242

Fuck this shit. Just make it the normal way.

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>> No.9408281

That's a travesty, not a pretzel.

>> No.9408305
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I'm commemorating a special occasion with my gf and I want to make her something special. I've decided to make her stakes with savoury chocolate sauce simply because it looks and sounds so luxurious.

Any of you made/tried it before? Do you have a good recipe? What do I accompany it with?

>> No.9408323

I was hoping so hard this was the jack edit and I was not dissappointed

>> No.9408330

Tbh I absorb the grease with a napkin or paper towel, but that's it

>> No.9408350


All that sugar seriously makes me feel uncomfortable

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>> No.9408388

Fucking American.
Kill yourself

>> No.9408395


>> No.9408417

did someone hurt you anon?

>> No.9408430

Why is that lamb chop burnt?

>> No.9408432

Most of her shit would be exactly what she ate.

She's lucky she's a cute girl. If it was an average looking guy with the same problem as her, he'd end up starved unless he has a really good actual job.

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/ck/ + /a/

>> No.9408439

Someone post her x-ray pics.

>> No.9408479

>people don't know who this is

so many plebs detected

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>> No.9408653

that's interesting.

I wonder if that has any effect on how healthy it is. If the laser cooks it super fast, does that mean the fat stays inside the bacon rather than oozing out, or does it vaporize the fat? Can fat be vaporized? How hot is the finished bacon? Is the laser so slow that the bacon has cooled down by the time it's finished?

>> No.9408661

i would rather just have the watermelon without any added shit

>> No.9408667

>how to turn 20 dolars worth of ingrideints into 2 dollars worth of food

>> No.9408681

I think that test didn't work, but what he's trying to do is crisp just the fat without touching the meat.

>> No.9408693

Scum of the earth, eat a dick pierre, I will shit on charlemagnes grave

>> No.9408698

I own a similar laser engraver and I once used to mark a logo onto a steak.

It vaporizes the fat and makes a massive amount of smoke. Whatever his happening in that video isn't cooking. They're either doing a trial run with no power, or it is being run on a very low power setting.

The red laser that you see in the video isn't actually the cutting/cooking laser. It's just a "laser pointer" you use for layout/aiming purposes. The actual cutting beam is colorless.

>> Can fat be vaporized?
Ever put meat on a pan or grill that was hot enough for you to see smoke? That is vaporizing the fat.

>> No.9408734

The fact that Matt Stonie made that piece of shit doesn't make it good.
And knowing who he is doesn't make some some kind of fucking food god.

>> No.9408793

This and knife and forking are justified for really shitty greasy pizza, yet it shouldn't be the primary way. If it is, kill yourself

>> No.9408804


> melt the oil

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>> No.9408833

>avocado is a healthier substitute for cheese
>proceeds to add goat cheese AND mozzarella

In fairness, the fats in avocados are unsaturated, so are healthier for your cardiovascular system. However, they're still calorie-dense and will fatten you if you're not careful.

Then the recipe proceeds to make the whole concept pointless anyway by adding goat cheese and mozzarella, both of which aren't much more benign than 'regular' cheese in terms of fat and lactose. It's an awful solution for a contrived problem.

>> No.9408844

Do Americans really eat this?

>> No.9408857

i want to work in a kitchen but i dont want to work in a kitchen every day
It just seems like something i would enjoy doing 3 days a week or something

>> No.9408866
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I wasn't mad until I saw him not eating the crust at the end

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>> No.9408891

But, you're American too....

>> No.9408893


coconut oil is not always liquid in room temp

t. lives up north

>> No.9408894

>Avocado is a healthier substitute for cheese

Normally, a substitute is at least somewhat similar to the thing it is replacing.

>> No.9408897

That's funny since the hand isn't fat at any other angle in the webm and the person whose hand it is attached to is actually German.

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>opposite ends of the spectrum
>both are horrific

>> No.9408912

>when fucktards fail chef school

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All these useless roasties lmao.
Truth hurts

>> No.9408950

How is that insecure?
Is your post from a random insult generator?
Explain please.
That poster is an asshole for sure , but how is he insecure?

>> No.9408954

This actually doesn't look bad at all, it's just the language of the instructions that is lame as hell.

>> No.9408966

>Not understanding bulimia...

>> No.9409006
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Christ there's a whole channel of this shit.

>> No.9409010

Fucking american faggot

>> No.9409020

Fucking around to this degree is both hilarious and sad. Cooking can be an art but this is a form of gluttony and a waste of time.

His fingernails are also sad and scary.

>> No.9409045

fish were obviously dead already

>> No.9409052

uh, isn't that from Malcolm in the Middle?

>> No.9409071

Why would you put requiem for a dream music on your hotdog advert.

>> No.9409102
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It's a webm and it's in my /ck/ folder.
Says Mettigel, so I suppose its a vid of a Mettigel, but I have no clue why I saved it.
Let's see

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>when that sausage goes in

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>> No.9409124

I really dislike when people make food look like living things. If I want food with a face, I'll leave it on the next time I'm butchering. The real problem is they think it is, "cute".

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>> No.9409165

Go back to your dumb tendies or frog board or whatever the fuck

>> No.9409167
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>avocado is a healthier substitute cheese
>puts in cheese anyway

>> No.9409171
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How do the Japanese always make me want to have sex with cake?

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>> No.9409201

Since I was wondering myself where it was from, I did some digging and wa la:

>> No.9409221

>I dont want to get grease on my hands…
Stop eating crappy pizza and being a retard with no dexterity. I never got grease on my hands from pizza. If anything, I got some tomato sauce on my fingers
>I need them for tweeting and checking facebook
You can't even stop that for the 5 minutes a shitty pizza takes you?

OK, I get it, he's the how-not-to-do-it, but even the others are just all as bad.

That whole vid is a troll, right?

>> No.9409242

Came here to post this exact response, what the fuck.
Fuck it, I'd still eat it though.

>> No.9409244

i just get my boyfriend to eat it and then piss it into my asshole
it helps keep my hands from getting dirty like one of those filthy working class "people"

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>> No.9409282

The REAL question is; "Does it taste good?"

>> No.9409284

just because the cheese is stringy as fuck doesn't means its good ya dumb fucking millennials

>> No.9409286

thought that was robert webb 2bh

>> No.9409287

>place of origin: United Kingdom
>Do Americans really eat this?


>> No.9409288

woah uli looks good with a haircut

>> No.9409295

You missed the best part. "I'm not gonna eat the crust because I'm cutting carbs"

>> No.9409299
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>getting annoyed on Latvian sausage board

>> No.9409319

topkek reaction

>> No.9409322
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I wouldn't even want this high

it just looks so dense and greasy

>> No.9409323

Her knifework is inferior.

>> No.9409335

totally feel ya

if i could get the morning shift at the restaurant where i learned 3-4 days a week, i'd gladly work there since it's basically just prep

>> No.9409336

Do Germans really do this?

>> No.9409340

No wonder the Nips are so into engineering and have such quickly cooked food.

>> No.9409355

it sucks living at a time where the economy is dogshit
in the past you could just go there, shake someones hand and get a part time job and be able to afford a car and other luxuries
Now since there is so much unemployment part time jobs are either gone or taken by women, not that you could afford anything good working one either way

>> No.9409400

This nigga ain't even a pro at degreasing pizza.

Here's the fucking world champion: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2A1qYpp4HA

>> No.9409401
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>chicago is all of america
The number of Americans who have eaten such a pizza is approximately the same as the number of Europeans who have successfully defended themselves from a refugee.

>> No.9409419

We need to drop another nuke.

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>> No.9409438

I wish this video was still on youtube

>> No.9409444

>They don't agree with my sad ideals
>Must be women

You lead a sad life.

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>> No.9409465

Is the cream savory? Cause if it is then I see no problem, it will end up being a cold dip.

>> No.9409469

can someone photoshop a sip poking through?

>> No.9409487

I know these pancakes are mainly for looks, but do they even taste good? They're way too overcooked and flat.

>> No.9409492

Which is a movie from the early 1980s about a time in the 1940s-50s, which has nothing to do with millennials. Just look at that cheese work. I only know about that movie because I was born in the 1970s and got to see it at the drive in with my family.

>> No.9409500

Chicago pizza is amazing you deprived Euroscum

>> No.9409525

Everything Matt Stonie makes looks awful, it's like what starving trailer trash would have wet dreams about.


>> No.9409550

Compared to regular macaroni and cheese it is healthier

>> No.9409559

most of those don't look that good or even good to eat.

>> No.9409583

It isn't though. "avocado is healthier than cheese" is nowhere close to be true.

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>> No.9409663

>"I was only pretending to be retarded!"

>> No.9409667
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>mac and fuck it green shit

>> No.9409668

72 virgins dissing you in Heaven boy

>> No.9409748

That legitimately made me hungry for. Burrito.

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>> No.9409837

I hate this Jap/Korean style of aesthetics > taste

>> No.9409847

If this was a mexican making it, it'd have 20 more usless ingredients and be 20 times worse. I don't think any culture has missed the point on cuisine by a larger margin than mexican.

>> No.9409854

That feel when no one's gonna get your joke. Is the autism king still alive anyway.

>> No.9409873

I get it, but it wasn't very funny or well executed.

>> No.9409875

All these emotions while watching this

>ah so simple, elega....
>wait wtf
>wait wtf


>> No.9409895

Mett is actually really good.

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>> No.9409920

Is that just raw meat?
To think that people give the US shit about food.

>> No.9409922

>on a big mac


>> No.9409940

that's the problem with despotic hierarchies, sooner or later your ass is going to get beat down

>> No.9409971

Raw pork, yes. Food doesn't have to be very advanced to be good and I personally don't give the US shit about their food.
I know that the lower classes eat a lot of burgers and hotdogs, but that's the case in many countries and it doesn't define the food culture of the entire country.
When I think of American food culture I think more of BBQ and crawfish boils and you'd have to be a real piece of shit to turn down an invitation to either of those.

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>> No.9410023

>I know that the lower classes eat a lot of burgers and hotdogs
And a lot of BBQ. BBQ is ubiquitous across class lines in the US. Even trailer parks have them. And usually the food at a BBQ isn't good. It usually isn't bad either. The beer and the usually good company makes up for it though. Till someone gets drunk and starts hitting on one of the women.

>> No.9410049

>Raw pork
What about trichinosis?

>> No.9410071


>> No.9410088


back to r*ddit you go

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>> No.9410160

>ey what do you call this dessert?
>fat bitch in a dress m8

>> No.9410172

His wife

>> No.9410193


So wheres the porn where I get to see her naked with a huge distended stomach stuffed with food?

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How does one make such a sexy cake?

>> No.9410196

is there something in the USA that prevent burger buns to not look like ssqueezed hit?

>> No.9410243

Shes not bulimic she has some rare gastrointestinal problem that doesn't let her food digest properly. Some of her shit comes out still looking like food.

>> No.9410393
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>Her finger survived the 0:16 mark
Thank god that knife is as blunt as it is.

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>> No.9410418

Anyone got any webms of those mexican street stalls where it's like a bag of chips with a lot of disgusting shit like Mt. Dew on it

>> No.9410425
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Holy fuck so obsessed lol!

I know we're the chads of the world but you third worlders gotta find someone else to obsessively talk about kek

>> No.9410428

Nothing had touched his mouth yet, let alone his tongue. He even sticks it out half a second after he "tasted" it and it should still be in his mouth. That's some terrible acting.

>> No.9410445

>obsessively responding to every post with nothing but meme deflections

>> No.9410466

It's pathetic. I wonder if it's the same guy patrolling /ck/ 24/7 looking for perceived slights against America. I'm American and even I can't post comments about America that fall short of insane, delusional jingoistic nonsense, without him freaking out about the obsessed foreign boogyman

It's the kind of thing I might expect from some irrelevant shit hole, like how on /k/ there was that MALAYSIA STRONG guy a few years back. There must be a lot of "economic anxiety" in flyover land if they're feeling this threatened by the idea that foreigners exist

>> No.9410473

Have a problem, pole smoker?

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>> No.9410514

Do Americans really believe this?

>> No.9410569

>States that its one shitposter
>Goes on to project what he believes said person feels onto an entire country

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>> No.9410688


This is a farce. The hamster merely kept them in its cheeks. It never really consumed anything until after the competition.

I'm notifying the BBB immediately.

>> No.9410744

did everyone fucking miss the far more important thing in this video?

They have fucking CORN ON THE COB flavored icecream.

>> No.9410764


I don't even have a problem with dabbing pizza if it's really greasy but jesus he's doing in just the faggiest way possible

>> No.9410769

It's a fucking butter knife, I doubt it could even cut her skin

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Those fuckin job stealing robots

>> No.9410790

Of course he does it in the faggiest way possible, what part of that video would lead you to believe that faggot doesn't gobble dicks at every opportunity?

>> No.9410793


fuck the haters, this looks good as hell

>> No.9410816

Holy shit

>> No.9410832


Is this shit actually common in Mexico or is it just this one retarded guy?

>> No.9410839


lost at pouring the diet Red Bull in a wine glass

>> No.9410872

>Okay, I'm just gonna touch it
It's a fucking slice of pizza, what is the issue.

>> No.9410880


That's one of the coolest /ck/ webms ive ever seen

>> No.9410885

Everyone is missing the point here. Warm avocado is fucking disgusting

>> No.9410912

So this... Is the power... Of 'go 'za

>> No.9410915


What is this wizardry

>> No.9410921

Hundreds of eggs

>> No.9410924

Germany you dirty fraulein you.

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here's your bun, bro

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>wickerman intensifies

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would unironically devour that

am american tho

>> No.9411057

has europe gone too far??

>> No.9411213

what are they making?

>> No.9411264


>> No.9411279

>sneaking in those jack clips
you cheeky fucker

>> No.9411301

Not common at all. It's stupid city food for poor people. Poor people think a lot of ingredients = better deal so they end up spending ten dollars for shitload of cheap ingredients.

It's not what Mexicans actually eat.

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Sure it's not. Your people love this shit.

>> No.9411385

>Holding the pizza while you're dabbing it
>Cutting it but not even bothering to cut it up all the way
>Putting a glove on when you've already touched it with your hands
I'm mad. I get dabbing, I somewhat get cutting, but fuck, stop being retarded

>> No.9411400


>uses whole grain mustard

a contradiction

>> No.9411439


>> No.9411447
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Yeah lad I'm sure you know the foods and customs of his ethnic group much better than he does

>> No.9411452

The lactose intolerant speaking here. Regular cows milk gives me the hella shits. Cheese and other products are relatively managable. One day I saw a jug of goats milk sitting next to the Lactaid at Krogers. I gave it a read, and it claimed the difference in fat molecule construction and shape renders it far easier to digest than cow juice. I've since consumed a few. It gives me no problems at all. Don't try this if you can't do goat cheese, because goat milk has that distinct goat cheesey flavor, and it's not subtle. All your coffee, all your cereal...

>> No.9411456

I recall her boss told her to make gravy with it.

>> No.9411467

There's no way he didn't go throw all that shit up after

>> No.9411476

Is this still hbo

>> No.9411487

Straight savage

>> No.9411488

I am also a gay man and the only thing i could think of watching that was "what is this faggot doing?"

>> No.9411490

there's this bitch at my work who eats pizza with a knife and fork... still fucked her tho

>> No.9411493

>"Avocado is a healthier substitute for cheese"
>Adds cheese almost immediately after
Jesus fucking Christ

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is this what you wanted?

>> No.9411564

>Believes everything he reads on Wikipedia

>> No.9411570

Well, she does have cake

>> No.9411583

Is that the son he bragged about choking out?

>> No.9411586


>> No.9411607

>Born in the mid-70's
>watched in on cable when I was about 13 or so.

>> No.9411630

>doesn't realize Chicago has the second highest concentration of italian americans on the continent.
>uses faggoty """""""""""""""""""""""X""""""""""""""""" ascii meme

>> No.9411651

Honey buns.

>> No.9411668

Trichinosis is caused by a parasite (Trichinella roundworms) Such roundworms are not pesent in all pork. In fact, any pork or pig in the US found to be infected with roundworms is destroyed.

Between 2009 and 2012 there were only 5 outbreaks of Trich in the entire US, and 3 of those were traced to raw or undercooked b;ack bear (bears are a distant relative of pigs). THe largets outbreak was in NorCal at a family gathering where 33 people all ate undercooked bear. Only about 15 poeple a year get trich. So long as your country employs proper meat inspection, you could eat nothing but raw porkchops and it's less than a one-in-a-million chance that you'll get trichinosis.

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I can keep going.

>> No.9411703

>dabbing pizza if it's really greasy

What the fuck do you think parmesian is for?

>> No.9411711

I don't have the link on hand but both vids are saved on youtube, it gets posted here from time to time.

>> No.9411717

this is the same sort of asshole who eats a candybar with a fork and knife.

>> No.9411719

to remind him of the cum-covered dicks he's going to be eating later

>> No.9411720

>doesnt show it in the pan fully cooked
that pan must've been completely full of grease

>> No.9411741

Dwarf Nigerian goat milk is superb in coffee.

>> No.9411747

please don't. The first two put me off my bangers and mash for the evening.

>> No.9411773

>collect shards
it gets me everytime

>> No.9411794

Why even bother wearing the gloves at this point?

>> No.9411822

yes anon, stakes with chocolate sauce will be a delightful anniversary treat.

>> No.9411832

that's disturbing. 0/10 would not eat

>> No.9411854

>they took the bait

>> No.9411855

wtf is wrong with this their called steaks.

>> No.9411861


>> No.9411863

read the post I was responding to. also,

>> No.9411872

your an idiot it's *there

>> No.9411884

>please be bait
>please be bait
>please be bait
>please be bait

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>> No.9411905

oh thank the lord
I will be able to sleep tonight.

>> No.9411907

and they act surprised when their hearts stop beating at 50

>> No.9411992

this is some really gay stuff

made me wonder what the point of existence is

>> No.9411998

brainlet detected

>> No.9412001

this video makes me want to commit suicide

>> No.9412008

>assuming someone's life is sad because they make ironic memes on a anonymous knitting forum

You must be a faggot

>> No.9412018

wtf is this

what is the white stuff in the beginning in the cup


fuck mexico, their food looks like shit

>> No.9412034

new one >>9412030

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same, I don't want to suffer anymore

>> No.9412063

>Italian americans
wew. this shit again. There's no such thing as "blabla" americans
You're just american.

>> No.9412067

>"I was merely pretending"

>> No.9412081

the frozen burritos ruined it

>> No.9412259

Fuck off nigger we use chopsticks

>> No.9413136


That would have been less gay than what he actually did

>> No.9413146


holy fuck he actually managed to catch fish with that door

Thats kinda insane

>> No.9413169


Does he not realize its fucking burnt? White people need to stop cooking altogether this is legitimately embarrassing for you

>> No.9413171

Trump was right all along

>> No.9413239


I know youre being sarcastic but thats not actually such an unlikely thing to occur

>> No.9413244


Americanised """mexican"""" food is god tier

But actual mexicans need to be gassed ASAP

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