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>> No.9429734

Has anyone tried this style of ice cream? I'm not talking about pizza flavor in particular, but does it taste decent and have a similar mouth feel to normal ice cream?

>> No.9429737

cant wait for the same 20 posts that we had yesterday!

>> No.9429842

In the BBQ webm, what's the piece of meat the guy squeezes and it falls apart?

>> No.9429992

never seen it but it's probably pork

>> No.9430022
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you guys better not be posting THAT guy......................................

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Which guy?

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ok, but how do they get the cake off the platform without ruining the frosting job?

checkmate robot overlords

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if they can design one for livestock, they can design one for humans

stay safe in the future, guys

>> No.9430200

holy fuck the well of jack just never runs dry does it?

>> No.9430220

god I wish that were me.

>> No.9430225

all robotic from start to finish

>> No.9430227

Jesus that kicks ass. I would be mad about >took r jerbs, but im not a butcher so whatev

>> No.9430245

so how do the robots get the cake off the platform, then? as far as i can tell there's no parchment paper underneath it

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>> No.9430301

so the robot basically pays for itself in insurance costs within 5 years, eh? makes sense

>> No.9430313

those people are robots?

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>> No.9430324

its overrated

>> No.9430330

>no bakon in the webm


>> No.9430334

no, like, when companies buy a robot to replace manual labor for meat processing, a la >>9430197, the lack of insurance cost makes it almost instantly economically viable.

>> No.9430348

I'm concerned for these niggas

>> No.9430507

How long would it take for them to notice they've lost a thumb?

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It's pork.

>> No.9430560

this is why i love asians

>> No.9430567

With the right 'filling' it can be pretty damn good if it isn't too pricy. A place near me does it for 6 bucks a cup which is about the max I'm willing to pay.

>> No.9430577

>Hey guys! 'Murica here! Today we're gonna make a bunch of charred shit, soaked in piss! Boy it sure does look good doesn't it?

>> No.9430581

alright what the fuck is this

>> No.9430582


>> No.9430586

>implying the US is the only country that does smoked bbq


>> No.9430587

They're retards?

>> No.9430593

i would have fucking made love with that girl after not pussying out of that like as if i had never love before

>> No.9430597

>hey guys! erou fag detected here! today this fag never had American BBQ

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>> No.9430803
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>> No.9430814

Avocado latte.

Also known as '1 more reason to hate Melbourne hipsters'

>> No.9430859

What a tasty looking cat.

>> No.9430870

It's funny, in front of the camera they are the best of friends but each of them are thinking how they can eat the other one.

>> No.9430911

It's not that good unless you let it melt

>> No.9430936

>each of them

i don't think you know how herbivores work, anon

>> No.9430947


cow is slep

>> No.9430962

hey senpai maybe thats just like, you know, a demonstration video to show the functionality of that particular machine, and in actual production would be installed onto an assembly line

>> No.9431208

Truly a cuisine fit for a califag millennial

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>> No.9431226

a robot eats and digests it

>> No.9431232

Is this Indian porn?

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>> No.9431269

Huh, so thats where the power switch is.

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>> No.9431306

fucking morons

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>That guy petting it with the tongs.

>> No.9431327

Fuck you. I'm a Muslim and this is my biggest temptation. FUCK it looks so good. good I WANT PIGGY REEEEE

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>> No.9431339

then just eat some, we promise not to tell

>> No.9431348


>> No.9431363

Can't get NEETs to part with their bucks without effort.

>> No.9431369

What is the point of this?

>> No.9431378

that's fucking hilarious. 10/10

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>> No.9431405

>no hairnet
>no beardnet
>street clothes
>how haphazardly he's sticking his hands so close to the blade

>> No.9431410

>this kills the squid

>> No.9431412

why would they cook it alive? I fail to see how that would improve the quality of the meal at all. Treat the damn thing with some respect ffs

>> No.9431420

If lack of a head didn't clue you in its already dead. And asians are very keen on the freshness of their meat.

>> No.9431429

Pants on head retarded.

>> No.9431457

They are also very keen on Animal cruelty.

>> No.9431471

my mistake, I didn't realize it was headless due to the thrashing around. In that case carry on

>> No.9431482

One is an herbivore, the other thinks the cow is holy.

>> No.9431491

>all that work for a lesser strawberry
fucking hipsters i swear

>> No.9431499

It's the sort of thing you would make for rich assholes who don't blink at spending more than 300 bucks for an small meal.

>> No.9431515

the ink drains out of them pretty quickly

>> No.9431526

>every webm thread that fucking eel gets posted
>every webm thread there are STILL people who don't understand how muscles work because they didn't take high school fucking biology
>every webm thread someone is GUARANTEED to ask "hurr durr why it move lul"

how is this actually possible? is this a surefire way to spot underage posters? good god

>> No.9431533

pretty much instantly. I've had a saw mangle my finger before and yeah, you know IMMEDIATELY that something is wrong.

>> No.9431535

here we have another real world-beater of a poster who thinks that the color change is ink draining out despite the complete lack of a pool of ink next to the squid.

use your brain, dude. what are octopi/squid known for being able to do with their bodies in order to hide from predators? what do you think controls this mechanism?

>> No.9431538

Why are countries that aren't white full of animal people?

>> No.9431541

You can do that in goat, beef and sheep too.

>> No.9431546

they're sitting in water you retard

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>> No.9431557

Pretty sure those're cuttlefish, not squid.

>> No.9431561

the guy's arm obscures the ink draining, but ok have it you're way he cut the power

>> No.9431565


I eat them, let God sort them out.

>> No.9431574

i love tokyo autism

>> No.9431577

i'm gonna have it my way and so are you because there's no other fucking way to have it. severing what is probably the major nervous system conduit instantly ends their ability to modify camouflage in real time and you can even see which neurons are the last to go.

>> No.9431589

hmm, maybe your right, good to know

>> No.9431594

A: The ink is kept in a muscular sack in the body cavity. This sack uses positive pressure to eject, meaning that it requires the contraction of a muscle to eject. Killing a cephalopod like that will not cause the ink to drain.

B: Most liekly they used up their ink resivoirs while trying to avoid being caught. It's biologically expensive (meaning it take a LOT of food and time) to produce more ink.

C: Those are cuttlefush, not squid. Their coloration is the result of chromatophores in the cephalopod's skin that are controlled by the cephalopod to disguise itself and to communicate with others of its kind. When you disrupt the central nervous system (i.e. scramble it's brain) these chromatophores stop working, which is why the thing goes translucent white when it dies.

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>> No.9431946


This is hot.

>> No.9431947

Nothing special. Had it twice. I'd recommend bringing a date there or something. It's more fun and entertaining than normal ice cream. It's also more expensive for the amount of ice cream you get.

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>> No.9431998

Man, humans fucking suck

>> No.9432046


>all that work for a picture of trees

The food isn't the point.

>> No.9432071

what a trooper

>> No.9432072

>Not converting to Christianity
Same God, he'll understand if you want bbq.

>> No.9432074


Growing humans as livestock isn't that economically viable thoug

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>Not being a traditional pagan
The pagan gods don't give a fuck what you do as long as you don't piss on their shrines or some shit like that

>> No.9432099

I work in a meat works, these things are not viable in large factories at all. They're slow as fuck and not precise at all, they also break down all the damn time and can only be used on lambs under a certain size. Big has to be put through the band saws. Robots are good for speeding up a room, as they can break down a whole lamb into more manageable pieces, but people do it way faster.

fuck off these things are ridiculously expensive. On top of that it's massive and only doing ONE highquarter at a time. You can have six dudes all lined up in that same space, cracking out one at a time individually, in half the amount of time a robots doing it. With its speed it would be going slower than one person, you're losing money on it even with the insurance you're saving on ONE person. On top of that it still has to be trimmed and have bone chips removed

Also a lot of meat factories have their own accident compensation schemes.

t.actually work in a meat works

>> No.9432102

>The pagan gods don't give a fuck what you do
actually they're way fucking worse. in fact, they don't even give a fuck about you at all and still demand you do certain things and act certain ways

>> No.9432109

Depends which kind, southern american paganism is batshit insane, europes though is a lot less spastic

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how did all this religious talk derail the thread? wtf

>> No.9432213

I bet you eat food off your table because it's artsy

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and they still receive replies.

>> No.9432229

Barely a derail mate.

>> No.9432267

Truth. ASian paganism (animism really) is much less interested in what you eat than in whether or not you've shown proper respect to the god to which you're praying and your ancestors.

>> No.9432270


Literally one person posted and then realized it didn't have a head. Calm down captain autismo.

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>300 bucks , sir

>> No.9432337

>"Shhh. It's all gonna b OK, little guy."

>> No.9432363

I thought that horse was gonna give him the succ

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>meat comes from the store REEEEE
What would you know about the quality of meat anyway? You've never had anything that didn't say "tyson" or "smithfield" on the package

>> No.9432405

Reminder all Asians are sub human possibly worse than Africans

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>> No.9432473

Suffering makes it taste better.

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>> No.9432566

North Korea needs to hurry up and nuke the nips, that would be a good start.

>> No.9432587

nice bait. someone took it pretty quickly.
I also love how his explanation for why thats wrong is there is no ink running out of them, implying hes ok with the idea of any animal being filled to the brim with ink and somehow being alive lol.

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>> No.9432623

Please tell me I'm not the only one that finds this deeply sexual.

>> No.9432679

Hey 'Murica, it's Yuropoor here and I sincerely admit that it looks good.

>> No.9432683

so why do companies buy them, if, according to you, there is literally zero economic reason to do so? is the wool just not pulled over your eyes and you can see through the automation lies? i find it really hard to take you seriously

>> No.9432695


>> No.9432722

Most of them dont. Only the top percentage CAN (And i know a few are owned by the company that makes these robots, its economically viable for THEM to sell them). As I said, they're incredibly expensive, most of the robots they have are pretty fucking old and i work for one of the best in the country. on top of that you have to have the people to maintain them and be trained to work them as well as clean them.

There's still a lot that has to be improved on them before they can be used on large scale in every meat works. What you're seeing is probably tests in the factory where they're developed/made, meat factory's have some severe no media policies.

>> No.9432817

i wish my dick was that bowl

>> No.9432823
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>> No.9432827

fucking pancake posters

>> No.9432833

>deep-frying tortellini

for what purpose

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>> No.9432909

That turned into ghosts!

>> No.9432916

I understand this is a medical condition where most the food just passes through them. How do they survive at all though? If they ate a normal meal wouldn't they starve to death?

>> No.9432923

gooks are north koreas
that was south korea
get it right, daniel

>> No.9432962

I guess it's meant to be eaten.

>> No.9432964

South gooks, then. They're as bad as their northern counterpart.

>> No.9432990

Only in Asia

>> No.9433004

Pretty humane, they die in less than a second.

>> No.9433015

She makes about $18,000 a month from this you know.

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His spawn may procreate...


>> No.9433084

She's cute. If Jack were my father I'd never ever bring home a girl I liked, though.

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>We got a nice teenage slab here, could use some more fat but good enough
>Gonna just work her into the nuwave oven pro here.
>She stopped struggling about 15 minutes ago.
>Breast has reached 117 degrees, time to pull 'er out!
>Mmmm nice and juicy.

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>> No.9433131

Please with out that youtube cash they would be fat dudes who eat food.

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>Implying his dick will ever get near her

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>> No.9433135

Did you mean to respond to me, because I don't understand why my post would imply otherwise.

>> No.9433143

WIth out youtube no one would give a fuck about food reviews.

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>> No.9433150

>skillful as fuck
>animal people

>> No.9433152

I agree with you, but how does that apply to my post? >>9433101

>> No.9433162

hostess cupcakes followed by cups full of the Best Jizz You'll Ever Taste!

>> No.9433163

Can someone please post the webm of the fat guy eating a cheeseburger with no shirt on while he spills grease on himself?

>> No.9433169

To lazy to scroll all they way up to the hostess halloweene review.

>> No.9433175

So you weren't actually responding to my post?

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closest I could get, sorry matey

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That burger is practically well done, you need a nice juicy burger like this.

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No but I can post a webm of a fat man eating spaghetti while a whole audience watches him.

>> No.9433194

This made me feel weird

>> No.9433200

Fuck no why is it all about you.

>> No.9433204

Anyone got a webm of Jack without his hat on? He's got a fuckin conehead.

>> No.9433211

just think how many more money she could make selling videos of herself pooping

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he is a bald obese semi italian man

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I never realised why he always wore that stupid fucking backwards cap

>> No.9433233

Great way to ruin your shift gear.
Why are you doing this anon do you like hurting my feelings?

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>> No.9433256

>something something veganism

>> No.9433263

wow no cheese what a surprise

>> No.9433267

Christmas came early for that dude

>> No.9433270

how can white bois compete ?

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that was extremely satisfying to watch

>> No.9433458

>ruining it with Meme Sauce

>> No.9433509

Then you are welcome in our land stranger. Sit, and we will serve you the bounty of our fields.

>> No.9433520

For the same reason someone would fry chinese dumplings.

>pleb taste
>moderate autism
>near-fatal retardation

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>> No.9433535

>medical condition
Tht's a Muk-Bang video. It's a fad in kora to pay money to watch pretty girls eat. The more they eat, the more people pay.

>> No.9433588

>This is lip-smacking good!!!!

>> No.9433620

You mean Corea (that's Japanese for Korea).

>> No.9433644

that's the joke.

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>gyoza dumpings are tortellini
>frying chinese dumplings is for stupid people
Traditionally, gyoza dumplings, just like their chinese counterparts potstickers, are supposed to be pan fried, you dope.

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Gooks are in Vietnam, Nips are in Japan, Dinks are in the Korea's, and Chinks are in China.

>> No.9433830

Sorry but you're wrong. Gook is literally a slight mispronunciation of the Korean word guk or miguk. Miguk means "american" so when US soldiers heard local Koreans saying it during the war they heard "Me Gook" and they were like "Yeah, you're a gook".

Gook is korean.

>> No.9433864

I wish I could eat Reimu

>> No.9433875

Funny,while I was in china all the potstickers I ever had (or even saw) were steamed. Nobody fried them.

>> No.9433887

RIP to pajeet's fingers

>> No.9433896

Once they finished I would laugh, shake my head without saying a word, get up and walk straight out without paying the bill and no tip.

>> No.9433929

>that flick at the end
these arms know how to style

>> No.9433981


you mean this guy?

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>meat that flips itself

asians truly are living in the future

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>> No.9434285

what the hell is this?

>> No.9434291

>Growing humans as livestock isn't that economically viable though
but why?

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>> No.9434367

are there any more videos of food being cooked with lava?

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because you dont have to pay social security or healthcare for the robit and they never call in sick

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I blame mcdonalds

>> No.9434640

wich 2hu wud u eat

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>> No.9434679

These are not cooking videos, are they.

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You all know who's been missing up until this point. Time to get this over with.

>> No.9434721

>they never call in sick
Nah they just break down for weeks at a time. You can call in new people all the time, you cant call in a new robot. ss/healthcare is replaced with engineers needed to be trained on individual robots, and they get paid a fuck load more than your average boner.

but man what would i know over some random anon on the internet, its not like Im work with them or anything and actually have knowledge about them :^)

>> No.9434726
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Bam, the surly king of the egg fort, everyone.

>> No.9434727

i wish we could do this to people

>> No.9434741
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>> No.9434751

>gyoza wrapper
>no fucking gyoza leaf
In this moment, all I'm aware of is rage.

>> No.9434755

is this guy really this dumb, or is he just tryna be a meme?

>> No.9434762

That's Jack fucking Scalfani, maggot
most honest youtuber cook or otherwise

>> No.9434836

There's sausage served up in them. Most of them are finished with a creme sauce as well.

>> No.9434873


who dat ass

>> No.9434882

>soy sauce

>> No.9434895

What is the context of this?

>> No.9434906

How does he get out ???

>> No.9434970

So this is how humanity ends ...

>> No.9434981

he can't without breaking the eggs, so he has to sell them all before he's allowed to leave

>> No.9434997

let that boy cook

>> No.9435015

might add some sugar too

>> No.9435022

why would brown people even think to do this to our food? i get if it was beef or someting

>> No.9435031

so, the kitchen makes it /ck/ related

>> No.9435040


>> No.9435041


>> No.9435047

brown people tend to have lower iqs

>> No.9435057

How I make webms not fucking huge? I've got a 5 mb MP4 and when I try to convert it using online tools it keeps spitting out shit that's like 8 mb.

>> No.9435091

>why would they cook it alive?
its not alive. its head has been cut off already.

>> No.9435108

get "webm for retards" it's fairly retard proof

>> No.9435148

Well fuck, is it for retards or retard proof?

>> No.9435154
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Cheer mate. I made a thing now.

>> No.9435185

t. falseflagging burger

>> No.9435188

Water proof things are for water

>> No.9435195
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I paid for honeycam to make webms. its a small price to be a dank memer

>> No.9435199

do americans really nail children's toys and other assorted garbage to their walls?

>> No.9435210

Water proof things prevent water from doing what water does.

>> No.9435217

not funny, make some better ones

>> No.9435218

Yes, and chicks dig it, as you can clearly see.

>> No.9435226

yeah she's a solid 4 alright

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I would rather take the 4 who gets lit off of a $6 bottle of wine than have some 8 reject me after drinking $40 in girly drinks

>> No.9435240

well it's good you stay in your league at least

>> No.9435253
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ty milady

>> No.9435267

what the fuck are you on, retard? that girl is a 4 to you? what the fuck is an 8, the world's hottest supermodel?

any normal human being calls that girl a 7.5, no hesitation. your standards are beyong fucked.

>> No.9435270

she is until you realize she has a batarang mounted above her television set, the four is generous she's a 3.0 on a GOOD day

>> No.9435273

>until you realize she has a batarang mounted above her television set

hows that a problem lmfao

>> No.9435278

She's very clearly super white trash, which means even if she were super hot she could never break a 5.

>> No.9435286

>her television

99.9% chance shes at a frat house or similar.

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god help you dude. you are gonna live a sad, miserable life and you don't even know it.

>> No.9435353

I remember this thread.

>> No.9435505

you dont got the balls

>> No.9435510
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>any normal human being calls that girl a 7.5, no hesitation
You live in west virginia don't you

>> No.9435519

>I am the liquor

>> No.9435526

i live in vermont, sorry. try again next time my man

>> No.9435539

not him but mechanization increases production massively compared to having individual workers more than enough to offset the training and employment of specialized engineers

>> No.9435549

Woop wooop wo

>> No.9435684
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>he doesn't use scissors for his meat

>> No.9435689
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>He thinks thats somehow better

>> No.9435690

I was gunna make a korean joke and then I saw where that meat came from
And who it got fed to
Fucking jesus

>> No.9435699

I think she said if she eats like this it just passes through, but if she eats a normal meal it digests normally.

>> No.9435710
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>> No.9435719

>it just passes through
I can't imagine her stomache is large enough to carry that much, and it would get awfully distended and uncomfortable.

I dread to imagine what's going on beneath the table

>> No.9435721

Just non stop pooping.

>> No.9435723

that girl is a generous 6

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>> No.9435809

What, you've never seen someone make small-batch pizza ice cream before?

>> No.9435811

The first two meats are beef.

>> No.9435812

I have to wonder, did she make the whipped cream from scratch all by herself?

>> No.9435814

wghat the fuck is wrong with people

>> No.9435819

Now THAT is how a fried egg sammich should be made.

>> No.9435824

>self-hating memellenial hippie dipshit

>> No.9435825

Here she eats 100 sushi. Her stomach is just capable of expanding a whole lot.


>> No.9435826


>> No.9435827

Oh gods....it's like two pigs in a sack fucking when she walks...Why am I turned on by this?

>> No.9435831

That has to be the best ass I've ever seen.

>> No.9435842

Dude, a chick who can chug $7 worth of White Zin and owns a nailbat gets to do wahtever the fuck she wants. She's obviously insane, so who's gonna tell her otherwise?

>> No.9435846

OK, what was in the glass?

>> No.9435856

>Rates women on a numeric scale
>Tries to make moral judgements about them

>> No.9435857

It's fucking bread and egg. Bland as hell.

>> No.9435873


>> No.9435878

In assembly lines that produce a standardized product. Prcessing animal carcases into specific cuts of meat requires more verstility than your bog standard automaton is capable of or can even be designed for.

>> No.9435883

Can't hold the camera AND cut steak with a knife and fork at the same time. Similarly, how does a one-armed person cut his food up?

>> No.9435887

Well one it's a woman. And two she has other videos and always uses scissors because knives aren't safe around children.

>> No.9435894

I distinctly saw him add diced onion to it. No reason you couldn't add other things like scallions, mongolion fire oil, garlic, baked beans, breakfast sausage, whatever.

I was really commenting on his technique though. Fast, simple, easy and efficient.

>> No.9435899

how little control over her kids does she have that she hasn't been able to teach them not to touch knives by the time they're ~7? I watch three kids under 10 and only the 1 year-old touches knives without permission/supervision.

>> No.9435912

Women aren't logical. For them it's better to deny everything potentially dangerous from their kids than to teach them basic safety shit.

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>> No.9435954

I dont know why it still has organs, but that snake has its head cut off, its just the boddy wiggling.

>> No.9435983

>children's toys
I guess it's fair you wouldn't know what a knife is.

>> No.9435993

Why would a grown adult buy Batman shit?

>> No.9436031


>> No.9436074

Meh. Corn covered in Sour cream, and rolled in cheese, sprinkled with spices then served with corn and corn chips. At least there's a theme. People eat weird shit in other cuntries. And to them we eat weird shit too. I bet a mexican would look at Scrapple and gag. I know a lot of americans do .

At least no one poured soda or candy or diced donuts or some damned thing over this one.

>> No.9436080

Because batman is an awesome cultural meme? Why would a grown man buy a Picasso or a Rembrant for his wall? All value is relative. What you value is not necessarily what others value.

>> No.9436098


>> No.9436103

>hey those are pretty cute

>> No.9436106

Why is he wearing a space jam t-shirt in the presence of a girl?

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>sriracha on gyoza

>> No.9436116
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Because Jack teaches his son how to dress proper.

>> No.9436251

It is already dead faggot

>> No.9436260

>takes 13 years compared to 5 years to mature

>> No.9436352

whats going on? I'm freaking the fuck out

she isn't wearing bottoms

>> No.9436377

>t. flyover that thinks living on a coast is a bad thing

>> No.9436386

when a hurricane hits, it's not the best, you can give that to him

>> No.9436410

These robots do not achieve very good yield. Animals don't fit into a standard shape/size and the fat cover can be all over the place.

>> No.9436469

How bad is your reading comprehension?

>> No.9436524

>avocado is a healthier substitute to cheese

>> No.9436581

>those scratches in the non-stick pan
That's really the only thing that bothers me about the video.

>> No.9436610

Relax, she's wearing some kind of string bikini while having her hands strategically placed for the camera. She's only 99.8% naked.

>> No.9436625

okay thank you.

Who stole that other man's neck?

>> No.9436650

>Avocado is a substitute for cheese

>> No.9436654

I think he's storing some of that spaghetti in his cheeks like hamsters do. It does seem like his cheeks cover his whole body though.

>> No.9436668

It's always when they bring out a packet of chips that gets me. Always the fucking packet of chips.

>> No.9436746

Here is the easiest way to do it: https://github.com/Cephel/4chan-webm-maker

>> No.9436782

Its probably one of those females this board prizes itself to have a lot of.

>> No.9436794

and that robot is cheaper than any one of those, and can run 24/7.

>> No.9436799

why do people like this editing style that looks like a fly spassing out?

>> No.9436836

there's a second part where they do just that, anon

>> No.9436907

So it fits in a 4chan webm.

>> No.9436954

>m-muh batman shit has more value than a Picasso because I think batman is awesome!

>> No.9437203

Most honestly shit at cooking

>> No.9437268

Oh god....

>> No.9437289

I don't particularly care about Picasso's work. It's a childish effort IMP. Van Gough now...that I like. But considering that the value of both men's paintings were measured in hundreds of dollars while they were alive and millions when they were dead, while Batman #14 was valued in the millions while both the writers and artists were all alive, I'm gonna say that, yeah, value is not an absolute.

You've never studied economics, have you?

>> No.9437335

>Avocado is a healthier alternative to cheese
>Immediately add cheese after
fucking kek

>> No.9437418
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>they added some low-fat mozzarella and a bit of low-calorie goat cheese for taste
>they may as well have made regular mac'ncheese!
Do Americans?

>> No.9437541


I had this roommate a while back that went to culinary school but dropped out because he discovered weed. He would drone on and on about this place because he went one time, and I ended up fucking his girlfriend while he slept in the other room.

>> No.9437552



By your rationale, tortellini is also a calzone

>> No.9437562


The fact that Jack has a vitamix and I don't makes me want to scream

>> No.9437570

you need get a youtube channel and learn the ins and out of payola if you're envious of Jack's swag pile

>> No.9437597


I had grand plans of doing that with dashcam footage since I'm a delivery driver


>> No.9437608

they braked because he was ditching lanes, and then because they wanted to turn

sorry, actually it is inexplicable, good luck with that channel man

>> No.9437665

I like how he cut the same hand he is holding the knife in while not even cutting

>> No.9437736
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Fucking hell, nothing makes me angrier than people who make a full stop in the middle of the road just because their demented brain can't compute whatever is going on, and they're just going to take their sweet time to overthink shit on the spot. "d-did I miss a turn", "s-should I be going left here or not", "l-lets take out the map". FFS drive on and make a u-turn later once you've figured shit out. The thought of other people doesn't even occur to them. They shouldn't be on the road. Pretty sure they're 70+.

>> No.9437754


From spending 9 hours on the road each day, I can concur that the most dangerous drivers are the one's who are not willing to take the extra couple minutes to u-turn at the next intersection or circle the block. They're willing to risk the lives and safety of everyone around them to shave a couple seconds off their day when THEY'RE the ones that fucked up.

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>> No.9437852

Those girls seem very cute.

>> No.9437893

What the fuck was that?

>> No.9438029

where is this? food looks good and girls are cute.

>> No.9438439

thats how mc nuggets are made?

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