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>> No.9429734

Has anyone tried this style of ice cream? I'm not talking about pizza flavor in particular, but does it taste decent and have a similar mouth feel to normal ice cream?

>> No.9429737

cant wait for the same 20 posts that we had yesterday!

>> No.9429842

In the BBQ webm, what's the piece of meat the guy squeezes and it falls apart?

>> No.9429992

>>9429842
never seen it but it's probably pork

>> No.9430022
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you guys better not be posting THAT guy......................................

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>>9430022
Which guy?

>> No.9430183
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>>9430051
ok, but how do they get the cake off the platform without ruining the frosting job?

checkmate robot overlords

>> No.9430197
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if they can design one for livestock, they can design one for humans

stay safe in the future, guys

>> No.9430200

>>9430091
holy fuck the well of jack just never runs dry does it?

>> No.9430220

>>9430197
god I wish that were me.

>> No.9430225

>>9430183
all robotic from start to finish

>> No.9430227

>>9430197
Jesus that kicks ass. I would be mad about >took r jerbs, but im not a butcher so whatev

>> No.9430245

>>9430225
so how do the robots get the cake off the platform, then? as far as i can tell there's no parchment paper underneath it

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>>9430227

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>>9430263

>> No.9430301

>>9430263
>>9430273
so the robot basically pays for itself in insurance costs within 5 years, eh? makes sense

>> No.9430313

>>9430301
those people are robots?

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>>9430220

>> No.9430324

>>9429734
its overrated

>> No.9430330

>>9430051
>bakon
>no bakon in the webm

pottery

>> No.9430334

>>9430313
no, like, when companies buy a robot to replace manual labor for meat processing, a la >>9430197, the lack of insurance cost makes it almost instantly economically viable.

>> No.9430348

>>9430263
>>9430273
I'm concerned for these niggas

>> No.9430507

>>9430273
>>9430263
How long would it take for them to notice they've lost a thumb?

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>>9429842
It's pork.

>> No.9430560

>>9430541
this is why i love asians

>> No.9430567

>>9429734
With the right 'filling' it can be pretty damn good if it isn't too pricy. A place near me does it for 6 bucks a cup which is about the max I'm willing to pay.

>> No.9430577

>>9430550
>Hey guys! 'Murica here! Today we're gonna make a bunch of charred shit, soaked in piss! Boy it sure does look good doesn't it?

>> No.9430581

>>9430091
alright what the fuck is this

>> No.9430582

>>9429727
JUST

>> No.9430586

>>9430577
>implying the US is the only country that does smoked bbq

smug_anime_girl.jpg

>> No.9430587

>>9430560
They're retards?

>> No.9430593

>>9430587
i would have fucking made love with that girl after not pussying out of that like as if i had never love before

>> No.9430597

>>9430577
>hey guys! erou fag detected here! today this fag never had American BBQ

>> No.9430705

>>9430577
OBSESSED

>> No.9430803
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>> No.9430807

>>9430577
>(You)

>> No.9430814

>>9430581
Avocado latte.

Also known as '1 more reason to hate Melbourne hipsters'

>> No.9430859

>>9430803
What a tasty looking cat.

>> No.9430870

>>9430803
It's funny, in front of the camera they are the best of friends but each of them are thinking how they can eat the other one.

>> No.9430911

>>9429734
It's not that good unless you let it melt

>> No.9430936

>>9430870
>each of them

i don't think you know how herbivores work, anon

>> No.9430947

>>9430803
ssshhhh

cow is slep

>> No.9430962

>>9430245
hey senpai maybe thats just like, you know, a demonstration video to show the functionality of that particular machine, and in actual production would be installed onto an assembly line

>> No.9431208

>>9430091
Truly a cuisine fit for a califag millennial

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>> No.9431226

>>9430225
a robot eats and digests it

>> No.9431232

>>9430803
Is this Indian porn?

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>>9431232

>> No.9431269

>>9431259
Huh, so thats where the power switch is.

>> No.9431290

>>9430577
OBSESSED
B
S
E
S
S
E
D

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>> No.9431306

>>9430541
fucking morons

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>>9431259

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>>9431295
>That guy petting it with the tongs.

>> No.9431327

>>9430577
Fuck you. I'm a Muslim and this is my biggest temptation. FUCK it looks so good. good I WANT PIGGY REEEEE

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>> No.9431339

>>9431327
then just eat some, we promise not to tell

>> No.9431348

>>9431328
What?
How?

>> No.9431363

>>9431348
Can't get NEETs to part with their bucks without effort.

>> No.9431369

>>9431216
What is the point of this?

>> No.9431378

>>9430091
that's fucking hilarious. 10/10

>> No.9431386

>>9431348

Lasers

>> No.9431391
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>>9430273
>>9430263

>> No.9431405

>>9430273
>no hairnet
>no beardnet
>street clothes
>watch
>how haphazardly he's sticking his hands so close to the blade

>> No.9431410

>>9431259
>this kills the squid

>> No.9431412

>>9431295
why would they cook it alive? I fail to see how that would improve the quality of the meal at all. Treat the damn thing with some respect ffs

>> No.9431420

>>9431412
If lack of a head didn't clue you in its already dead. And asians are very keen on the freshness of their meat.

>> No.9431429

>>9430870
Pants on head retarded.

>> No.9431457

>>9431420
They are also very keen on Animal cruelty.

>> No.9431471

>>9431420
>>9431457
my mistake, I didn't realize it was headless due to the thrashing around. In that case carry on

>> No.9431482

>>9430870
One is an herbivore, the other thinks the cow is holy.

>> No.9431491

>>9431216
>all that work for a lesser strawberry
fucking hipsters i swear

>> No.9431499

>>9431491
It's the sort of thing you would make for rich assholes who don't blink at spending more than 300 bucks for an small meal.

>> No.9431515

>>9431259
the ink drains out of them pretty quickly

>> No.9431526

>every webm thread that fucking eel gets posted
>every webm thread there are STILL people who don't understand how muscles work because they didn't take high school fucking biology
>every webm thread someone is GUARANTEED to ask "hurr durr why it move lul"

how is this actually possible? is this a surefire way to spot underage posters? good god

>> No.9431533

>>9430507
pretty much instantly. I've had a saw mangle my finger before and yeah, you know IMMEDIATELY that something is wrong.

>> No.9431535

>>9431515
here we have another real world-beater of a poster who thinks that the color change is ink draining out despite the complete lack of a pool of ink next to the squid.

use your brain, dude. what are octopi/squid known for being able to do with their bodies in order to hide from predators? what do you think controls this mechanism?

>> No.9431538

>>9430273
>>9430263
Why are countries that aren't white full of animal people?

>> No.9431541

>>9431327
You can do that in goat, beef and sheep too.

>> No.9431546

>>9431535
they're sitting in water you retard

>> No.9431555

>>9431546
WATER IS CLEAR
INK IS NOT

IF THERE WAS ANY INK LEAVING THEIR BODIES IT WOULD BE REALLY FUCKING OBVIOUS

>> No.9431557

>>9431410
Pretty sure those're cuttlefish, not squid.

>> No.9431561

>>9431555
the guy's arm obscures the ink draining, but ok have it you're way he cut the power

>> No.9431565

>>9431557

I eat them, let God sort them out.

>> No.9431574

>>9431216
i love tokyo autism

>> No.9431577

>>9431561
i'm gonna have it my way and so are you because there's no other fucking way to have it. severing what is probably the major nervous system conduit instantly ends their ability to modify camouflage in real time and you can even see which neurons are the last to go.

>> No.9431589

>>9431577
hmm, maybe your right, good to know

>> No.9431594

>>9431561
A: The ink is kept in a muscular sack in the body cavity. This sack uses positive pressure to eject, meaning that it requires the contraction of a muscle to eject. Killing a cephalopod like that will not cause the ink to drain.

B: Most liekly they used up their ink resivoirs while trying to avoid being caught. It's biologically expensive (meaning it take a LOT of food and time) to produce more ink.

C: Those are cuttlefush, not squid. Their coloration is the result of chromatophores in the cephalopod's skin that are controlled by the cephalopod to disguise itself and to communicate with others of its kind. When you disrupt the central nervous system (i.e. scramble it's brain) these chromatophores stop working, which is why the thing goes translucent white when it dies.

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>> No.9431946

>>9430541

This is hot.

>> No.9431947

>>9429734
Nothing special. Had it twice. I'd recommend bringing a date there or something. It's more fun and entertaining than normal ice cream. It's also more expensive for the amount of ice cream you get.

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>>9430541
>gooks

>> No.9431998

>>9430541
Man, humans fucking suck

>> No.9432046

>>9431369
Artistry.

>>9431491
>all that work for a picture of trees

The food isn't the point.

>> No.9432071

>>9430541
what a trooper

>> No.9432072

>>9431327
>Not converting to Christianity
Same God, he'll understand if you want bbq.

>> No.9432074

>>9430197

Growing humans as livestock isn't that economically viable thoug

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>>9432072
>Not being a traditional pagan
The pagan gods don't give a fuck what you do as long as you don't piss on their shrines or some shit like that

>> No.9432099

>>9430227
I work in a meat works, these things are not viable in large factories at all. They're slow as fuck and not precise at all, they also break down all the damn time and can only be used on lambs under a certain size. Big has to be put through the band saws. Robots are good for speeding up a room, as they can break down a whole lamb into more manageable pieces, but people do it way faster.

>>9430301
>>9430334
fuck off these things are ridiculously expensive. On top of that it's massive and only doing ONE highquarter at a time. You can have six dudes all lined up in that same space, cracking out one at a time individually, in half the amount of time a robots doing it. With its speed it would be going slower than one person, you're losing money on it even with the insurance you're saving on ONE person. On top of that it still has to be trimmed and have bone chips removed

Also a lot of meat factories have their own accident compensation schemes.


t.actually work in a meat works

>> No.9432102

>>9432083
>The pagan gods don't give a fuck what you do
actually they're way fucking worse. in fact, they don't even give a fuck about you at all and still demand you do certain things and act certain ways

>> No.9432109

>>9432102
Depends which kind, southern american paganism is batshit insane, europes though is a lot less spastic

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>>9432109
how did all this religious talk derail the thread? wtf

>> No.9432213

>>9432046
I bet you eat food off your table because it's artsy

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>>9432213

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>>9429737
and they still receive replies.

>> No.9432229

>>9432206
Barely a derail mate.

>> No.9432267

>>9432109
Truth. ASian paganism (animism really) is much less interested in what you eat than in whether or not you've shown proper respect to the god to which you're praying and your ancestors.

>> No.9432270

>>9431526

Literally one person posted and then realized it didn't have a head. Calm down captain autismo.

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>>9432215
>300 bucks , sir

>> No.9432337

>>9431295
>"Shhh. It's all gonna b OK, little guy."

>> No.9432363

>>9430803
I thought that horse was gonna give him the succ

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>>9431412
>meat comes from the store REEEEE
What would you know about the quality of meat anyway? You've never had anything that didn't say "tyson" or "smithfield" on the package

>> No.9432405

>>9430541
Reminder all Asians are sub human possibly worse than Africans

>> No.9432442

>>9431998
>gooks
>human

>> No.9432473

>>9431412
Suffering makes it taste better.

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>>9430022

>> No.9432555

>>9431922
cham!

>> No.9432566

>>9432405
North Korea needs to hurry up and nuke the nips, that would be a good start.
#nukes4gooks

>> No.9432587

>>9431515
nice bait. someone took it pretty quickly.
I also love how his explanation for why thats wrong is there is no ink running out of them, implying hes ok with the idea of any animal being filled to the brim with ink and somehow being alive lol.

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>>9432083
this

>> No.9432618

>>9432294
lol'd

>> No.9432623

>>9430197
Please tell me I'm not the only one that finds this deeply sexual.

>> No.9432679

>>9430577
Hey 'Murica, it's Yuropoor here and I sincerely admit that it looks good.

>> No.9432683

>>9432099
so why do companies buy them, if, according to you, there is literally zero economic reason to do so? is the wool just not pulled over your eyes and you can see through the automation lies? i find it really hard to take you seriously

>> No.9432695

>>9430936
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXhElaGCZVU

>> No.9432722

>>9432683
Most of them dont. Only the top percentage CAN (And i know a few are owned by the company that makes these robots, its economically viable for THEM to sell them). As I said, they're incredibly expensive, most of the robots they have are pretty fucking old and i work for one of the best in the country. on top of that you have to have the people to maintain them and be trained to work them as well as clean them.

There's still a lot that has to be improved on them before they can be used on large scale in every meat works. What you're seeing is probably tests in the factory where they're developed/made, meat factory's have some severe no media policies.

>> No.9432817

>>9431922
i wish my dick was that bowl

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>> No.9432827

>>9431328
fucking pancake posters

>> No.9432833

>>9432823
>deep-frying tortellini

for what purpose

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>>9430197

>> No.9432909

>>9431259
That turned into ghosts!

>> No.9432916

>>9431922
I understand this is a medical condition where most the food just passes through them. How do they survive at all though? If they ate a normal meal wouldn't they starve to death?

>> No.9432923

>>9431976
gooks are north koreas
that was south korea
get it right, daniel

>> No.9432962

>>9432833
I guess it's meant to be eaten.

>> No.9432964

>>9432923
South gooks, then. They're as bad as their northern counterpart.

>> No.9432990

>>9430541
Only in Asia

>> No.9433004

>>9431259
Pretty humane, they die in less than a second.

>> No.9433015

>>9431922
She makes about $18,000 a month from this you know.

>> No.9433071
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His spawn may procreate...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MwRRw6F7LU

>> No.9433084

>>9433071
She's cute. If Jack were my father I'd never ever bring home a girl I liked, though.

>> No.9433089

>>9431998
faggot

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>>9433084
>We got a nice teenage slab here, could use some more fat but good enough
>Gonna just work her into the nuwave oven pro here.
>She stopped struggling about 15 minutes ago.
>Breast has reached 117 degrees, time to pull 'er out!
>Mmmm nice and juicy.

>> No.9433125

>>9433071
JACKED

>> No.9433131

>>9433101
Please with out that youtube cash they would be fat dudes who eat food.

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>>9433071
>Implying his dick will ever get near her

>> No.9433133

>>9433101
BIG BOY BITES
I
G

B
O
Y

B
I
T
E
S

>> No.9433135

>>9433131
Did you mean to respond to me, because I don't understand why my post would imply otherwise.

>> No.9433143

>>9433135
WIth out youtube no one would give a fuck about food reviews.

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>>9430220

>> No.9433150

>>9431538
>skillful as fuck
>animal people
wut

>> No.9433152

>>9433143
I agree with you, but how does that apply to my post? >>9433101

>> No.9433162

>>9433071
hostess cupcakes followed by cups full of the Best Jizz You'll Ever Taste!

>> No.9433163

Can someone please post the webm of the fat guy eating a cheeseburger with no shirt on while he spills grease on himself?

>> No.9433169

>>9433152
To lazy to scroll all they way up to the hostess halloweene review.

>> No.9433175

>>9433169
So you weren't actually responding to my post?

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>>9433163
closest I could get, sorry matey

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>>9433178
That burger is practically well done, you need a nice juicy burger like this.

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>>9433163
No but I can post a webm of a fat man eating spaghetti while a whole audience watches him.

>> No.9433194

>>9430263
This made me feel weird

>> No.9433200

>>9433175
Fuck no why is it all about you.

>> No.9433204

Anyone got a webm of Jack without his hat on? He's got a fuckin conehead.

>> No.9433211

>>9433015
just think how many more money she could make selling videos of herself pooping

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>>9433204
he is a bald obese semi italian man

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>>9433200
idk

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>>9433204

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>>9433217
I never realised why he always wore that stupid fucking backwards cap

>> No.9433233

>>9433214
Great way to ruin your shift gear.
Why are you doing this anon do you like hurting my feelings?

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>>9433233
idk

>> No.9433248
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>>9430220

>> No.9433256

>>9430803
>something something veganism

>> No.9433263

>>9432823
wow no cheese what a surprise

>> No.9433267

>>9433101
Christmas came early for that dude

>> No.9433270

>>9433132
how can white bois compete ?

>> No.9433274
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>>9433217

>> No.9433275
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>>9433240
that was extremely satisfying to watch

>> No.9433458

>>9432823
>ruining it with Meme Sauce

>> No.9433509

>>9432679
Then you are welcome in our land stranger. Sit, and we will serve you the bounty of our fields.

>> No.9433520

>>9432833
For the same reason someone would fry chinese dumplings.

>idiocy
>retardaton
>pleb taste
>moderate autism
>near-fatal retardation

>> No.9433531
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>> No.9433535

>>9432916
>medical condition
Tht's a Muk-Bang video. It's a fad in kora to pay money to watch pretty girls eat. The more they eat, the more people pay.

>> No.9433588

>>9433185
>Deeeliciouuuuuuus!!!
>This is lip-smacking good!!!!

>> No.9433620

>>9433588
>kora
You mean Corea (that's Japanese for Korea).

>> No.9433644

>>9431491
that's the joke.

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>>9429727

>> No.9433670
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>>9433520
>>9432833
>gyoza dumpings are tortellini
>frying chinese dumplings is for stupid people
Traditionally, gyoza dumplings, just like their chinese counterparts potstickers, are supposed to be pan fried, you dope.

>> No.9433818
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9433818

>>9432923
Gooks are in Vietnam, Nips are in Japan, Dinks are in the Korea's, and Chinks are in China.

>> No.9433830

>>9433818
Sorry but you're wrong. Gook is literally a slight mispronunciation of the Korean word guk or miguk. Miguk means "american" so when US soldiers heard local Koreans saying it during the war they heard "Me Gook" and they were like "Yeah, you're a gook".

Gook is korean.

>> No.9433864

>>9431328
I wish I could eat Reimu

>> No.9433875

>>9433670
Funny,while I was in china all the potstickers I ever had (or even saw) were steamed. Nobody fried them.

>> No.9433887

>>9430273
RIP to pajeet's fingers

>> No.9433896

>>9432215
Once they finished I would laugh, shake my head without saying a word, get up and walk straight out without paying the bill and no tip.

>> No.9433929

>>9430197
>that flick at the end
these arms know how to style

>> No.9433981

>>9433163
https://youtu.be/IZcByufZVjk

you mean this guy?

>> No.9434074
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9434074

>>9431295
>meat that flips itself

asians truly are living in the future

>> No.9434275

>>9433981
yes

>> No.9434285

>>9429727
what the hell is this?

>> No.9434291

>>9432074
>Growing humans as livestock isn't that economically viable though
but why?

>> No.9434297

>>9432074
yet.

>> No.9434367

>>9433240
are there any more videos of food being cooked with lava?

>> No.9434391
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9434391

>>9432683
>>9432099
because you dont have to pay social security or healthcare for the robit and they never call in sick

>> No.9434398
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>> No.9434399
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9434399

>>9432695
I blame mcdonalds

>> No.9434640

>>9431328
wich 2hu wud u eat

>> No.9434649
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>> No.9434673
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>> No.9434679

>>9434391
>>9434399
These are not cooking videos, are they.

>> No.9434713
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>> No.9434720
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9434720

You all know who's been missing up until this point. Time to get this over with.

>> No.9434721

>>9434391
>they never call in sick
Nah they just break down for weeks at a time. You can call in new people all the time, you cant call in a new robot. ss/healthcare is replaced with engineers needed to be trained on individual robots, and they get paid a fuck load more than your average boner.

but man what would i know over some random anon on the internet, its not like Im work with them or anything and actually have knowledge about them :^)

>> No.9434726
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9434726

Bam, the surly king of the egg fort, everyone.

>> No.9434727

>>9431259
i wish we could do this to people

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>> No.9434751

>>9432823
>gyoza wrapper
>no fucking gyoza leaf
In this moment, all I'm aware of is rage.

>> No.9434755

>>9434713
is this guy really this dumb, or is he just tryna be a meme?

>> No.9434762

>>9434755
That's Jack fucking Scalfani, maggot
most honest youtuber cook or otherwise

>> No.9434836

>>9434679
There's sausage served up in them. Most of them are finished with a creme sauce as well.

>> No.9434873

>>9434741

who dat ass

>> No.9434882

>>9432823
>soy sauce
nope

>> No.9434895

>>9433185
What is the context of this?

>> No.9434906

>>9434720
How does he get out ???

>> No.9434970

>>9430197
So this is how humanity ends ...

>> No.9434981

>>9434906
he can't without breaking the eggs, so he has to sell them all before he's allowed to leave

>> No.9434997

>>9429727
let that boy cook

>> No.9435015

>>9431216
might add some sugar too

>> No.9435022

>>9429727
why would brown people even think to do this to our food? i get if it was beef or someting

>> No.9435031

>>9434741
so, the kitchen makes it /ck/ related

>> No.9435040

>>9432923
arr

>> No.9435041

>>9434726
HOW DARE YOU STAND WHERE HE STOOD

>> No.9435047

>>9435022
brown people tend to have lower iqs

>> No.9435057

How I make webms not fucking huge? I've got a 5 mb MP4 and when I try to convert it using online tools it keeps spitting out shit that's like 8 mb.

>> No.9435091

>>9431412
>why would they cook it alive?
its not alive. its head has been cut off already.

>> No.9435108

>>9435057
get "webm for retards" it's fairly retard proof

>> No.9435148

>>9435108
Well fuck, is it for retards or retard proof?

>> No.9435154
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9435154

>>9435108
Cheer mate. I made a thing now.

>> No.9435185

>>9432679
t. falseflagging burger

>> No.9435188

>>9435148
Water proof things are for water

>> No.9435195
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>>9435057
I paid for honeycam to make webms. its a small price to be a dank memer

>> No.9435199

>>9435195
do americans really nail children's toys and other assorted garbage to their walls?

>> No.9435210

>>9435188
Water proof things prevent water from doing what water does.

>> No.9435217

>>9435154
not funny, make some better ones

>> No.9435218

>>9435199
Yes, and chicks dig it, as you can clearly see.

>> No.9435226

>>9435218
yeah she's a solid 4 alright

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9435232

>>9435226
I would rather take the 4 who gets lit off of a $6 bottle of wine than have some 8 reject me after drinking $40 in girly drinks

>> No.9435240

>>9435232
well it's good you stay in your league at least

>> No.9435253
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9435253

>>9435240
ty milady

>> No.9435267

>>9435226
what the fuck are you on, retard? that girl is a 4 to you? what the fuck is an 8, the world's hottest supermodel?

any normal human being calls that girl a 7.5, no hesitation. your standards are beyong fucked.

>> No.9435270

>>9435267
she is until you realize she has a batarang mounted above her television set, the four is generous she's a 3.0 on a GOOD day

>> No.9435273

>>9435270
>until you realize she has a batarang mounted above her television set

hows that a problem lmfao

>> No.9435278

>>9435273
She's very clearly super white trash, which means even if she were super hot she could never break a 5.

>> No.9435286

>>9435270
>her television

99.9% chance shes at a frat house or similar.

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[quote]9435278[/quote]
god help you dude. you are gonna live a sad, miserable life and you don't even know it.

>> No.9435353

>>9433275
I remember this thread.

>> No.9435505

>>9433896
you dont got the balls

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>>9435267
>any normal human being calls that girl a 7.5, no hesitation
You live in west virginia don't you

>> No.9435519

>>9435195
>I am the liquor

>> No.9435526

>>9435510
i live in vermont, sorry. try again next time my man

>> No.9435539

>>9434721
not him but mechanization increases production massively compared to having individual workers more than enough to offset the training and employment of specialized engineers

>> No.9435549

>>9431259
Woop wooop wo

>> No.9435684
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>he doesn't use scissors for his meat

>> No.9435689
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9435689

>>9435526
>He thinks thats somehow better

>> No.9435690

>>9435684
I was gunna make a korean joke and then I saw where that meat came from
And who it got fed to
Fucking jesus

>> No.9435699

>>9432916
I think she said if she eats like this it just passes through, but if she eats a normal meal it digests normally.

>> No.9435710
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9435710

>>9435690
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Rqs5siPalo

>> No.9435719

>>9435699
>it just passes through
I can't imagine her stomache is large enough to carry that much, and it would get awfully distended and uncomfortable.

I dread to imagine what's going on beneath the table

>> No.9435721

>>9435719
Just non stop pooping.

>> No.9435723

>>9435510
that girl is a generous 6

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9435725

>>9435721
aaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>> No.9435809

>>9434285
What, you've never seen someone make small-batch pizza ice cream before?

>> No.9435811

>>9431327
The first two meats are beef.

>> No.9435812

>>9434391
I have to wonder, did she make the whipped cream from scratch all by herself?

>> No.9435814

>>9435758
wghat the fuck is wrong with people

>> No.9435819

>>9434720
Now THAT is how a fried egg sammich should be made.

>> No.9435824

>>9431998
>self-hating memellenial hippie dipshit

>> No.9435825

>>9435719
Here she eats 100 sushi. Her stomach is just capable of expanding a whole lot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfFD1c2H9Ek

>> No.9435826

>>9434741
Sauce?

>> No.9435827

>>9434741
Oh gods....it's like two pigs in a sack fucking when she walks...Why am I turned on by this?

>> No.9435831

>>9434741
That has to be the best ass I've ever seen.

>> No.9435842

>>9435199
Dude, a chick who can chug $7 worth of White Zin and owns a nailbat gets to do wahtever the fuck she wants. She's obviously insane, so who's gonna tell her otherwise?

>> No.9435846

>>9435232
OK, what was in the glass?

>> No.9435856

>>9435278
>Rates women on a numeric scale
>Tries to make moral judgements about them

>> No.9435857

>>9435819
It's fucking bread and egg. Bland as hell.

>> No.9435873

>>9435826
https://youtu.be/NZQshBy_xxs

>> No.9435878

>>9435539
In assembly lines that produce a standardized product. Prcessing animal carcases into specific cuts of meat requires more verstility than your bog standard automaton is capable of or can even be designed for.

>> No.9435883

>>9435684
Can't hold the camera AND cut steak with a knife and fork at the same time. Similarly, how does a one-armed person cut his food up?

>> No.9435887

>>9435883
Well one it's a woman. And two she has other videos and always uses scissors because knives aren't safe around children.

>> No.9435894

>>9435857
I distinctly saw him add diced onion to it. No reason you couldn't add other things like scallions, mongolion fire oil, garlic, baked beans, breakfast sausage, whatever.

I was really commenting on his technique though. Fast, simple, easy and efficient.

>> No.9435899

>>9435887
how little control over her kids does she have that she hasn't been able to teach them not to touch knives by the time they're ~7? I watch three kids under 10 and only the 1 year-old touches knives without permission/supervision.

>> No.9435912

>>9435899
Women aren't logical. For them it's better to deny everything potentially dangerous from their kids than to teach them basic safety shit.

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>> No.9435954

>>9431295
I dont know why it still has organs, but that snake has its head cut off, its just the boddy wiggling.

>> No.9435983

>>9435199
>children's toys
I guess it's fair you wouldn't know what a knife is.

>> No.9435993

>>9435983
Why would a grown adult buy Batman shit?

>> No.9436031

>>9435195
Classy

>> No.9436074

>>9435946
Meh. Corn covered in Sour cream, and rolled in cheese, sprinkled with spices then served with corn and corn chips. At least there's a theme. People eat weird shit in other cuntries. And to them we eat weird shit too. I bet a mexican would look at Scrapple and gag. I know a lot of americans do .

At least no one poured soda or candy or diced donuts or some damned thing over this one.

>> No.9436080

>>9435993
Because batman is an awesome cultural meme? Why would a grown man buy a Picasso or a Rembrant for his wall? All value is relative. What you value is not necessarily what others value.

>> No.9436098

>>9431259
W-Woomy?

>> No.9436103

>>9431259
>hey those are pretty cute
>oh

>> No.9436106

>>9433071
Why is he wearing a space jam t-shirt in the presence of a girl?

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>>9432823
>sriracha on gyoza

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>>9436106
Because Jack teaches his son how to dress proper.

>> No.9436251

>>9431412
It is already dead faggot

>> No.9436260

>>9432074
>takes 13 years compared to 5 years to mature
>economical

>> No.9436352

>>9433185
whats going on? I'm freaking the fuck out


she isn't wearing bottoms

>> No.9436377

>>9435689
>t. flyover that thinks living on a coast is a bad thing

>> No.9436386

>>9436377
when a hurricane hits, it's not the best, you can give that to him

>> No.9436410

>>9430197
These robots do not achieve very good yield. Animals don't fit into a standard shape/size and the fat cover can be all over the place.

>> No.9436469

>>9436260
How bad is your reading comprehension?

>> No.9436524

>>9435758
>avocado is a healthier substitute to cheese
/close

>> No.9436581

>>9435758
>those scratches in the non-stick pan
That's really the only thing that bothers me about the video.

>> No.9436610

>>9436352
Relax, she's wearing some kind of string bikini while having her hands strategically placed for the camera. She's only 99.8% naked.

>> No.9436625

>>9436610
okay thank you.

Who stole that other man's neck?

>> No.9436650

>>9435758
>Avocado is a substitute for cheese
no?

>> No.9436654

>>9436625
I think he's storing some of that spaghetti in his cheeks like hamsters do. It does seem like his cheeks cover his whole body though.

>> No.9436668

>>9435946
It's always when they bring out a packet of chips that gets me. Always the fucking packet of chips.

>> No.9436746

>>9435710
Here is the easiest way to do it: https://github.com/Cephel/4chan-webm-maker

>> No.9436782

>>9436469
Its probably one of those females this board prizes itself to have a lot of.

>> No.9436794

>>9432099
and that robot is cheaper than any one of those, and can run 24/7.

>> No.9436799

>>9432823
why do people like this editing style that looks like a fly spassing out?

>> No.9436836

>>9436074
there's a second part where they do just that, anon

>> No.9436907

>>9436799
So it fits in a 4chan webm.

>> No.9436954

>>9436080
>m-muh batman shit has more value than a Picasso because I think batman is awesome!
kys

>> No.9437203

>>9434762
Most honestly shit at cooking

>> No.9437268

>>9436836
Oh god....

>> No.9437289

>>9436954
I don't particularly care about Picasso's work. It's a childish effort IMP. Van Gough now...that I like. But considering that the value of both men's paintings were measured in hundreds of dollars while they were alive and millions when they were dead, while Batman #14 was valued in the millions while both the writers and artists were all alive, I'm gonna say that, yeah, value is not an absolute.

You've never studied economics, have you?

>> No.9437335

>>9435758
>Avocado is a healthier alternative to cheese
>Immediately add cheese after
fucking kek

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>>9437335
>they added some low-fat mozzarella and a bit of low-calorie goat cheese for taste
>they may as well have made regular mac'ncheese!
Do Americans?

>> No.9437541

>>9432215

I had this roommate a while back that went to culinary school but dropped out because he discovered weed. He would drone on and on about this place because he went one time, and I ended up fucking his girlfriend while he slept in the other room.

>> No.9437552

>>9432833

>gyoza
>tortellini

By your rationale, tortellini is also a calzone

>> No.9437562

>>9433212

The fact that Jack has a vitamix and I don't makes me want to scream

>> No.9437570

>>9437562
you need get a youtube channel and learn the ins and out of payola if you're envious of Jack's swag pile

>> No.9437597

>>9437570

I had grand plans of doing that with dashcam footage since I'm a delivery driver

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IAApSw3fnw&feature=youtu.be

>> No.9437608

>>9437597
they braked because he was ditching lanes, and then because they wanted to turn

sorry, actually it is inexplicable, good luck with that channel man

>> No.9437665

>>9434649
I like how he cut the same hand he is holding the knife in while not even cutting

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>>9437597
Fucking hell, nothing makes me angrier than people who make a full stop in the middle of the road just because their demented brain can't compute whatever is going on, and they're just going to take their sweet time to overthink shit on the spot. "d-did I miss a turn", "s-should I be going left here or not", "l-lets take out the map". FFS drive on and make a u-turn later once you've figured shit out. The thought of other people doesn't even occur to them. They shouldn't be on the road. Pretty sure they're 70+.

>> No.9437754

>>9437736

From spending 9 hours on the road each day, I can concur that the most dangerous drivers are the one's who are not willing to take the extra couple minutes to u-turn at the next intersection or circle the block. They're willing to risk the lives and safety of everyone around them to shave a couple seconds off their day when THEY'RE the ones that fucked up.

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>> No.9437852

>>9437816
Those girls seem very cute.

>> No.9437893

>>9437816
What the fuck was that?

>> No.9438029

>>9437816
where is this? food looks good and girls are cute.

>> No.9438439

>>9432081
thats how mc nuggets are made?

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