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What do you want for dinner tonight, /ck/?

>> No.9444637
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I would like some fresh liver.

>> No.9444639
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>>9444631
I'll probably get a zinger stacker box meal and a box of 9 pieces of hot and spicy for $9.95 for tomorrow.

>> No.9444653
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>>9444639
can't someone cook you a healthy meal?

>> No.9444654

>You will never get to lick her legs for dinner

Oh well. I was planning on roasting the chicken I've got in the fridge, maybe baking a nice loaf of bread and doing some BBQ chicken sandwiches.

>> No.9444656

>>9444654
>her

>> No.9444679
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>you will never come back to a clean tidy house to find your wife in the kitchen preparing a delicious roast dinner with a dessert she made from scratch

women's lib was a mistake

>> No.9444684

>>9444653
What's wrong with KFC once a week?

>> No.9444694

>>9444679
this film was great

>> No.9444702
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>>9444679
>women don't like me because of women's lib
Yes, that must be it

>> No.9444706

>>9444684
The quality is terrible. The stores are the most disgusting fast food places around. The chicken is old sometimes rotten, super greasy, and expensive. A local chicken place with freedom fries is cheaper, tastier, clean, and well run. You should respect yourself, anon.

>> No.9444710

>>9444706
We don't get freedom fries in Australia.
And hot KFC chips are awesome.
The hot and spicy chicken is great too, not all greasy and slimy

>> No.9444728

>>9444706
My local KFC is pretty good because my aunt runs it and she's a clean freak and goes insane if shit isn't kept sparkling clean

>> No.9444745

>>9444702
Nice reading comprehension my man. I'm not complaining that I won't ever have a wife, I'm highlighting the fact that housewives don't exist any more thanks to feminism

>> No.9444750

>>9444710
In my experience it seems only the US are shit-tier, while the international KFCs are considerably better

>> No.9444755

>>9444745
that's incorrect. there are still housewives.

>> No.9444758

>>9444745
Maybe you should work on that whole "breadwinner" thing. If you're not able to earn enough to support a household on your income alone, no amount of MRA rhetoric is going to put food on the table.

>> No.9444774

>>9444745
That's not true. You just don't make enough. Before women's lib, wives would still work to make money for the family. Small part time jobs, sewing and cleaning services, selling homemade goods, etc.
If you made enough money, then your wife didn't have to do those things other then to perhaps get you a surprise gift or somesuch.
The problem is that you don't make enough money. Also you're probably a big meanie.

>> No.9444775

>>9444745
actually the economy did that.

>> No.9444778

>>9444755
Of course there are still housewives but they are in the extreme minority

>>9444758
Even in wealthy households where the husband has enough income to support a family the wife will work anyway because modern society views housewives with severe negativity

>> No.9444780

>>9444778
t. doesn't know any wealthy people
>but my friend's dad has a Mercedes
No

>> No.9444787

>>9444778
They were always a minority. Most of them had to do other things besides housework to support the family. Only the wealthy could afford an actual housewife to dote on them.

>> No.9444796

>>9444780
Rich man's trophy wife =/= housewife

As if some fucking 22 year old trophy wife with a millionaire husband actually cooks dinner or hoovers the floor

>> No.9444799

>>9444796
The line is often finer than people are willing to admit

"Trophy wife" is usually just a catty way of saying "why couldn't he find someone his own age"

Protip: men can make babies in their 70s, women, not so much

>> No.9444804

>>9444796
House wife was rarely a job for young women. house wifery is generally something that happens when there are children to care for, justifying a domestic specialist. This is still a thing, still happens.

>> No.9444819

>>9444656

Oh

>> No.9445461

>>9444819
you say that like it's a bad thing

>> No.9445567

>>9444745
My wife is a housewife?

>> No.9445798
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>>9444654

>> No.9445805

>>9444819
congratulations you are gay now

>> No.9445807

penis

>> No.9445814

If I had my way I'd have a nice dinner out at a comfy little Greek bistro with a lady, and have her pussy for desert back at my apartment. Probably just gonna make a few fajitas and go to bed early though.

>> No.9445827

>>9445798
>tfw your image is me

Why /ck/, I just wanted to browse threads about cooking

>> No.9445828

>>9445798
>tomboy who tries her best to act feminine for you.
Nothing better.

>> No.9445829

>>9445828
That's not what a tomboy is

>> No.9445830

>>9445828
>tomboy

Tranny*

>> No.9445841

>>9444631
>What do you want for dinner tonight, /ck/?

Someone who loves me

>> No.9445948

Is it weird if I wear an apron when doing chores, cooking and washing dishes?

>> No.9445967

>>9445948
no it's right.

>> No.9445971

>>9445948
No? It's for keeping your shit clean.

>> No.9445972

>>9445967
w-what if it's a frilly apron?

>> No.9445981
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>>9445972
it's right anon. I do the same

>> No.9445982

>>9445972
>look everyone! I manually typed a stutter in my imageboard post to show everyone how dainty and demure I am

Fuck off

>> No.9445984

>>9445982
Every anon is a cute anime girl until proven otherwise, quit bullying.

>> No.9445990

>>9445982
What's wrong with wanting to portray yourself as dainty and demure?

>> No.9445995

>>9445990
Because hairy, overweight, unkempt neets in their 20s aren't dainty or demure.

>> No.9446000

>>9445995
the majority of /ck/ is female

>> No.9446002

>>9445990
>What's wrong with wanting to portray yourself as dainty and demure?

Because I'm going to assume that every poster is a fat neckbearded loser unless there is solid proof to the contrary. Typing silly words isn't proof.

>> No.9446003

>>9446000
Females don't pretend to be dainty or demure

>> No.9446008

>>9445995
stop projecting
most 4chan users are rail thin neets and the stereotypical fat neckbeard isn't as common as you think.

>> No.9446012

>>9446003
just objectively wrong. all the female friends I have that browse 4chan have that as a go-to shitpost and so do I.

>> No.9446026

>>9446008
>most 4chan users are rail thin neets
That's not dainty or demure either.

>>and the stereotypical fat neckbeard isn't as common as you think.
The sheer number of fast food threads makes me question that statement.

>> No.9446027
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>>9446003
I just wish to be the little girl, Anon.

>> No.9446061

>>9446002
What do you actually get from this assumption? It's not like the accuracy is gonna actually affect you in real life, so why not assume everyone is a cute anime girl until proven different?

>> No.9446068

>>9444631
Thick meaty vagina

>> No.9446070

>>9446061
>What do you actually get from this assumption?
Accuracy.

>so why not assume everyone is a cute anime girl until proven different?
That obviously fails because 99% of the posts here are completely counter to what I would picture a "cute anime girl" posting. Cute anime girls don't shitpost about fast food, cringe webms, or energy drinks.

>> No.9446091

Gimme 2 numbah nines

>> No.9446093
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>>9446070
>/ck/ is one person
By your logic, everyone on /ck/ wears a frilly women's apron and that pink schoolgirl outfit from amazon when they cook.

>> No.9446148

>>9446093
>>/ck/ is one person
Where'd you get that crap from? I didn't post anything even hinting at that.

Obviously there are a variety of people here. If you ask me to try and pick which one is behind a given post the only logical answer is to choose the most likely possible option: an unkempt nasty male living his parent's basement.

Of course that will be wrong some of the time but it's a much more logical assumption than thinking everyone here wears frilly aprons.

>> No.9446149

>>9444787
Don't be silly, everyone in the '50s was successful and happy. I know because you never see photos of poor people from back then.

>> No.9446158

Not a fucking anime thot thats for sure........go back to /h/ please

>> No.9446182

>>9446148
I doubt it. who cares about cooking when they live at home? /ck/ has a pretty old userbase too

>> No.9446205

>>9444679
>you will never put on a maid's outfit and clean the house, prepare tomorrow's lunch and tonight's dinner, then work out and relax playing video games and waiting for your wife to get home
Someday soon she says. Just gotta get that head winemaker job, or for her grandma to pass on.

>> No.9446206

Chicken gumbo

>> No.9446218

>>9444631
Etsuko is one of my favorite animes.
She's cool.

>> No.9446226

>>9446218
Hey, it's that guy who uses the term "animes" to refer to characters!

You never answered my post the last time we talked about this. Who's your favorite movie in Star Wars? I like Han Solo myself.

>> No.9446231

>>9446226
What's wrong with that?
Most people do.

>> No.9446232

>>9444631
Apetizer/Apertif
>The chef's sweet pussy
>Irish Ciderbomb

Dinner
>Green salad
>Steak au Poivre
>Loaded baked potato
>Haricot vert
>Duchesse De Bourgogne

Desert
>The chef's tight ass

Post-coital nightcap
>Peach cobbler ala mode
>Peach sweet tea with a shot of Jerimiah Weed Sweet Tea Vodka

>> No.9446234
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>>9446226
Don't be ridiculous, Han Solo can't even move.

>> No.9446244

>>9446226
>who's your favorite movie in Star Wars?
Retard.

>> No.9446249

>>9444694
which?

>> No.9446255

>>9446231
>What's wrong with that?
It's an incorrect use of a word. It's wrong.

>Most people do.
Maybe in your circle of retards. I see it very rarely.

Anyway, you never answered my question: who's your favorite movie in star wars?

>>9446234
>Han Solo can't even move.
I'm into bondage/restraints.
who's your favorite movie in Star Wars?

>> No.9446258

>>9446244
You actually LIKE Jar-Jar?

>> No.9446262

>>9446255
>bondage/restraints.

Are we/the collective doing that thing/practice where we put unnecessary/extraneous slashes between synonyms as though we couldn't/were unable to settle on one or somehow think it's an elaboration/expansion of the core meaning even though they mean the same thing

>> No.9446275

>>9446255
Youre just a weeab.
Anime doesn't refer to a movie any way.
Anime isn't even an English word so there really aren't rules governing its usage.

>> No.9446287

>>9446255
>he thinks anime refers to a movie not a style of animation.
Clue's in the name, retard.

>> No.9446288
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>>9446275
>Anime doesn't refer to a movie any way.
Using the term "anime" to refer to a *character* in a program is just as retarded to use the word "movie" to describe a character in a film.

>>Anime isn't even an English word so there really aren't rules governing its usage.
Sure there are. It's a noun. It means a program (could be a movie, TV series, mini-series, etc.) that was produced using animation in Japan. It refers to the program as a whole, like the term "movie". The personas appearing in those things are called "characters".

>> No.9446295

>>9446262
>extraneous slashes between synonyms
No, they're quite different really. I put the slash in there since I wasn't sure what the readership of this forum would be most familar with, so I used both terms.

Since you asked, they're quite different. Bondage implies the use of devices that restrict movement, sure. But usually the idea is to allow some movement. Often times the dom gets off from watching the sub struggle, for example.

Restraint is a bit more specific. Some people get off being totally unable to move. It implies the bondagee is totally immobile. Examples could be things like mummification or vacbeds. It can also be done with more traditional bondage gear like handcuffs or rope, it just takes a lot more effort.

>> No.9446298

>>9446275
Anime the way you're using it is an english word, a loanword. Japan uses the word differently.

>> No.9446303

>>9446298
Not him but there's no reason why he shouldn't use it to refer to individual characters.

>> No.9446307

>>9446226
>Hey, it's that guy who uses the term "animes" to refer to characters!
that's a lot of people, anon.

>> No.9446309

>>9446287
Missing the point entirely bro.
The point is that a persona in a program is called a "character", not an "anime" or a "movie".

Saying "Etsuko is one of my favorite animes" is just as stupid (and incorrect) as saying "Luke Skywalker is one of my favorite movies"

The word anon is looking for is "character", not "anime".

>> No.9446312

>>9446307
And a lot of them are Japanese too.
I hate it when people go off on a tangent about something they know nothing about.
He watched Sailor Moon or Yotsuba or other sub -par anime and became an expert on Japanese culture.
It's sad.

>> No.9446317

>>9446303
>Not him but there's no reason why he shouldn't use it to refer to individual characters.
>>9446307

What's wrong with using the word character?
Why mis-use the term "anime" when there already is a word for this purpose?

Do you retards also go around talking about how Jean Valjean is your favorite book? Or how Cersei Lannister is your favorite HBO?

>> No.9446320

I'll take one bottle of the cheapest vodka we have, and some tamago kake gohan chef.
Nothing better after a long day at the warehouse.

>> No.9446332

>>9446317
>Do you retards also go around talking about how Jean Valjean is your favorite book?

Never heard of the Chinese classics? The Sun Tzu? The Laozi?

Lmao what a pleb.

>> No.9446370

>>9446317
This is a poor argument.
Work on your critical debating skills because you're coming off as a bit of a dip quite frankly.

>> No.9446383

>>9446000
This is an even bigger meme than avacado bacon sriracha toast.

>> No.9446417

>>9446370
>This is a poor argument.
Then why are you deflecting instead of answering the questions posed?

>> No.9446424

>>9446317
>What's wrong with using the word character?
It's just a cute meme you sperg

>> No.9446425

>>9444684
>once a week
should be like once every 3 weeks m8

>> No.9446438

>>9446417
I did.
Now go away weeaboo gaijin.

>> No.9446448

Danbo is my favorite anime.
He's so funny.

>> No.9446451
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>men don't want to be breadwinners anymore
>women don't want to be housewives anymore

this is the worst timeline

>> No.9446457

>>9446451
>billions of humans on earth
>absolutely zero chance of finding a man who wants to be a breadwinner
>absolutely zero chance of finding a woman who wants to be a housewife

>> No.9446469

>>9446451
Who is this anime?
I am not familiar with her.

>> No.9446531
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>>9446451
The only way to win is to find a woman who works and supports you financially while you be the housewife and be the submissive one in the relationship.

>> No.9446534

>>9446531
Who is this anime?
I'm not familiar with her.

>> No.9446537
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>>9446531
why not be the housewife?

>> No.9446556

>>9446537
why do people keep drawing hachiman as a sissy?

>> No.9446565

>>9446556
Because he fucking loves it.

>> No.9446573

>>9446556
why not?

>> No.9446577

>>9446565
>>9446573
i mean, why hachiman, and not saika who's already canon femmy as shit

>> No.9446587

>>9446577
there's no taboo, Saika is already cool with being fem.

>> No.9446598

I thought I was browsing a cooking board and I came here to post my dinner

>> No.9446632

>>9446598
This is the housewife and fast food board.

>> No.9446641

>>9446632
No fuck off with the fast food this is just the housewife thread. Tell us what you want for dinner or go away.

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>>9444631
>tfw no one to cook delicious, healthy meals/snacks for me
>tfw have to eat tuna sandwiches, ramen and fast food
I would learn to cook myself, but I'm not a woman.

>> No.9446686

>>9446677
>tfw only eat oatmeal, canned soup or fast food
>tfw I am a woman

I'm a fucking failure

>> No.9446693

>>9446677
You sure whine and complain like a woman. You might want to have yourself checked out.

>> No.9446699

>>9446677
>>9446686
Match made in heaven right here.

>> No.9446709

>>9446531
>not being a good cook and househusband
>not having dinner ready for your hard working wife when she comes home
>not eating her out and getting fucked by her before bed
>not letting her peg you on her birthday and your anniversary
What are you gay or something?

>> No.9446756

Haven't had lunch and it's already 4pm

I think I'm gonna go for some chipotle

>> No.9446760

>>9445828
>girly boy

>> No.9446844

Gimme spaghetti with lotsa pan-fried onions and mushrooms.
Make sure to spread a little bit of olive oil on it afterwards, just how I like it!

>> No.9446873

>>9444631
Who is this anime?
She's hot.

>> No.9446881

>>9446873
>she

>> No.9447226

>>9446844
Alright. Have a nice day at worked

>> No.9447237
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I could see myself wearing this.

>> No.9447321

>>9446531
Please. Why would the one with all the power in the relationship want to go to WORK? Hosework if done properly takes about 2 hours a day in a modern household. Only a fool would WANT to have a boss and deal with meetings and customers and idiot vendors and suppliers or even worse...USERS.

>> No.9447435

>>9447321
Yknow some women and men enjoy the challenges of a career driven life?

>> No.9447457

>>9447237
please be my gf

>> No.9447706 [DELETED] 

>>9447321
And those people should never marry or have kids. If your family is not your first priority then you shouldn't waste your mate's time and you CERTAINLY shouldn't inflict the trauma on your children.

Career people are important, but they're the root of 90% of the shit that makes families miserable.

>> No.9447713

>>9447435
And those people should never marry or have kids. If your family is not your first priority then you shouldn't waste your mate's time and you CERTAINLY shouldn't inflict the trauma on your children.

Career people are important, but they're the root of 90% of the shit that makes families miserable.

>> No.9447730

>>9447457
sure. you don't mind my penis do you~?

>> No.9447787

>>9446275
>loan words don't adhere to grammar

lol you must tsunami a good time right now

>> No.9447843

>>9444631
Tonkatsu Ramen with Chachu, laver, spicy red pepper sauce, and mayu.

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>>9447713
>but they're the root of 90% of the shit that makes families miserable.

The other end of that is poverty, anon. Plenty of poor people have big families, how happy do you think they are?

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>>9444631
Really hurts that I don't have a girl like her in my life

>> No.9448385

>>9448369
That girl is male anon

>> No.9448397

>>9446232
>duchesse
My nigga

>> No.9448405

>>9446469
New game!
Season 2 is just wrapping up

>> No.9448446

>>9446677
hahahahaha-- go off yourself, mate.

>> No.9448537

>>9448385
Rub it in why don't you.

>> No.9448708

>>9444631
source

>> No.9448713

>>9444694
this film was fucking aweful and I hope you die. Eli Roths fucking humiliation porn. Aweful concept, aweful ending, full of loose ends. Man gets raped, he's the bad guy! Fucking bravo

>> No.9448717

Some goddamn eggdrop soup! Hopefully someone here knows what that is

>> No.9448924
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being homosexual should be punishable by being forced to eat a dinner with joey

>> No.9448957

>>9445827
LONDON

>> No.9449042
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>>9446312
>Yotsuba

>> No.9449442

>>9447713
No, one domestic and one career partner is a very nice match for families

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>>9444631
I want the minmi.

>> No.9449470

>>9444631
Give me a sauce on this pic anon, I need this in my life

>> No.9449491

>>9449470
Pretty sure it's a standalone

>> No.9449555

>>9449470
She brought a drunk guy home and is trying to feed him 20 eggs.

>> No.9449584

>>9444631
That sweet boi pussy

>> No.9449753

>>9449584
don't be vulgar

>> No.9449765
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>>9444631
You.

>> No.9449907
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>>9444631
Meatloaf!!

>> No.9450755

>>9449907
that looks awful

>> No.9451610

Kissu

>> No.9451955
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>tired of /pol/
>haven't eaten in 3 days
>come to /ck/ for inspiration
>it's /pol/
Thanks for ruining my appetite for the 4th fucking day. I'm tired of discussing whores, their niggers, and their cucks. I just wanted kozhi varutha.

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I'm making minced meat cutlets because Isekai Shokudou was maximum comfy and it inspired me.

>> No.9452161

>>9449470
I tried image searching it on exhentai and got nothing, sorry mate

>> No.9452307

>>9446451
Sounds fine desu. Now women can be breadwinners and men can be househusbands.

>> No.9452455

>>9451995
>cooking anime with cute elves

Why have I not heard about this yet

>> No.9452509

>Tfw you'll never have a cute husband to make food for and take care of while he works hard to provide for you
Devastating.

>> No.9452945

baked some bread

>> No.9452994

>>9445828
"""She's""" a boy named Tom, does that count?

>> No.9453332

>>9445567

Is she an actual housewife though

Or just some bitch who sits around all day

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>>9444631
>tfw you will never have a gf taller than you that likes to cook for you and dom you
Just end my life senpai

>> No.9453402

>>9449461
What is this face trying to convey?

>> No.9453438

>>9453398
I hate being tall, I want a doting big sister dragon girlfriend!!!

>> No.9453474

>>9444637
Bitch you think I don't know where this is from?

>> No.9453712

>>9445827
BUCHAREST

damn spamfilter

>> No.9453718

>>9453398
Manlets need to back the heck off tall girls and short girls need to back off tall guys.

>> No.9453729

>>9446000
you mean girls (male)

>> No.9453745

I'll probably make either rigatoni or dhal. Not sure which one yet.

>> No.9453760

>>9444631
it's gonna be my first time im making pizza, can someone share recepe?

>> No.9453794

>>9452455
I also recommend Dungeon Meshi

>> No.9453873

>>9449470
isaki, my man

>> No.9454143

I came in this thread to 1) save the OP pic, 2) suffer with y'all. Male here, I don't mind the traditional role of supporting the family, but at the same time I'm submissive as heck. Life objective: marry a dominant female (gotta remember when I get depressed).

>> No.9454226

>>9454143
>btw I'm a guy ;)
no one cares.

>> No.9454311

>>9446424
He's autistic as hell but the meme isn't cute or good in any way

>> No.9454329

>>9453718
Tall girls are for tall guys. Short girls are also for tall guys. Short guys can just be with each other.

>> No.9454330

>>9454311
your opinions a shit

>> No.9454335

>>9454329
fair enough. but reserve the tallest guys for tall girls. no one likes a bf that's shorter than them

>> No.9454391

>>9454330
I bet you can't even remember the twin towers

>> No.9454399

>>9454391
Do you mean 9/11? Are you being ageist? I can't believe this.
But I think I was like 8'ish.

>> No.9454607

>>9454399
... Me too
We are friends now

>> No.9455115

>>9454607
<3

>> No.9455179

/ck/ is cute, CUTE!

>> No.9456153

>>9455179
no

>> No.9457568
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9457568

>>9444656
>>9445798
THE DICK MAKES IT BETTER

>> No.9457849

>>9453474
Where is it from?

>> No.9457909

>>9447457
I will

>> No.9457926
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9457926

op pic is literally me
I'm even trained chef
where's my bf that lets me cook meals for them

>> No.9458099

>>9457926
Where do you work? do you regret culinary school or?

>> No.9458176
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9458176

>>9457926
Proof?

>> No.9458191

>>9457926
I'll be your bf
come on over

>> No.9458193

>>9458191
not that anon but.. where you at?

>> No.9458215

>>9458193
Eastern Europe. and why do you care?

>> No.9458218

>>9458215
Maybe cause I fit the same description. eastern europe is a dealbreaker though.

>> No.9458226

>>9458218
welp

>> No.9459273

>>9444755
maybe if your muslim or rich

>> No.9459295

>>9444775
the economy doesn't act on it's own it's not some sentient being, it's a reflection of the population. when women were forced into the work force the income potential of the average family doubled, so property prices, tax, utilities etc rouse too. so now following the traditional model is unrealistic to most couples.

>> No.9461036

>>9457926
That's a cute girl.

>> No.9461295

>>9444631
Those thighs

>> No.9461345

>>9449907
I love meatloaf

>> No.9461522

>>9458176
>tfw you will never mindbreak an insatiable little blue elf trap nympho as it drains you of your special sauce for hours on end

Even in death my pain will linger. My penis' soul weeps forevermore.

>> No.9461692 [DELETED] 
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9461692

I made biscuits and gravy.

>> No.9461697

>>9461692
i have that cutting board but i wish i had those biscuits

>> No.9461703

>>9461692
die cooknig

>> No.9462120

>>9458176
gimme that sauce boi

>> No.9462121

>>9444631
Who is this anime?

>> No.9462122
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9462122

hmmmm

>> No.9462141

>>9446677
>I would learn to cook myself, but I'm not a woman.

It's amazing you haven't starved to death with that attitude.

>> No.9462436
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9462436

>>9451955

>cozy curry

>> No.9462440

Canes pls

>> No.9462652

>>9459295
And just to be clear, women entered the workforce because of war, not muh feminism

>> No.9462868

>>9447321
>idiot vendors and suppliers
Show us where the chip kid touched you

>> No.9462923
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9462923

>>9445798
>tfw no feminine boy to cook for you

>> No.9462986

>>9462923
Are you a girl?

>> No.9463001
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9463001

>>9462923
>tfw no feminine boy to cook for you

>> No.9463006

>>9463001
http://www.tsumino.com/Book/Info/31085/mama-ni-narussu-

guess i'll be nice, since I enjoyed this one and it does kind of include cooking

>> No.9463698

>>9444755
none of them hot, unless you exclusively pay escorts.

>> No.9463713

>>9463001
>>9462923
Man I moved in with a feminine boy who just can't fucking cook. You'll all try to prove me wrong, but tiny people can't fucking cook.

>oh this donut is my meal for the day tee hee

every shit he's tried making me fucking sucks

>> No.9463935

>>9463713
so many questions I wanna ask

>> No.9464065

>>9463713
Then teach him.
Train him like a dog, every time he makes a good meal, he gets an orgasm.
In no time he'll either be a 5 star chef or a broken mess, so you win either way.

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9464193

>>9444631
>come in expecting discussion about dinner
>it's a discussion about girly boys making dinner
Now which brave soul is going to start posting pics?

>> No.9464632

>>9444637
What the heck is salad oil?

>> No.9464674

>>9445982
N-no bully

>> No.9464981
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9464981

>>9463713
The best cooks are buff masc guys. They gotta keep their body in shape through diet and the only way to make lean food taste good is to be good at cooking.

>> No.9465129

>>9446451
>Men dont want to work all day to be the only one to provide for a family
>Women dont want to stay at home all day and want fuffilling careers

Whoah

>> No.9465137

>>9464981
>implying
Muscleheads are food autists who've bought into the "food as fuel" meme
They don't give a single shit about making it taste good and just mindlessly shovel in the same meal day in day out for them macros

>> No.9465237
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9465237

It'd be nice for someone to cook for me but I almost prefer to cook myself these days. Someone to do the dishes would be great tho.

>> No.9466047

>>9465237
A man needs a maid

>> No.9466060

>>9444637
>fresh liver but still soaking
>boiled liver
weebs are terrible cooks

>> No.9466073

>>9444745
>>9444755
>>9459273
Become Christian

>> No.9466332

>>9444637
>>9453474
>>9457849
Shokugeki?

>> No.9467317

>>9463001
I hate this artist, you can't draw a dick on a girl and call it male.

>> No.9467323
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9467323

>>9446000
>still pushing these false facts

>> No.9467329

>>9467317
It's a feminine penis.

>> No.9467371
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9467371

>>9465137
Nice projection. All the buff dudes I've slept with have made amazing breakfasts.

>> No.9467465

>>9467371
>All the buff dudes I've slept with have made amazing breakfasts

Gay buff dudes don't count, fag.

>> No.9467471

>>9467465
>Gay buff dudes don't count
Why? Are they not buff dudes?

>> No.9467485

>>9467371
>giant pile of unseasoned eggs
>amazing

Why do gayfags always have such low standards?

>> No.9467498

>>9467485
If they had standards, they wouldn't be sleeping with men.
Men are gross.

>> No.9467513
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9467513

Why are straightfags so triggered about gay muscular dudes making better food than them that they'd start projecting so hard?

>> No.9467747

>>9444654
x

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9467978

>>9448242

>> No.9468102

>>9467513
Straightfag here, why would it trigger me? I just want good food, who cares if it's a gay muscular dude or a dyke or even a woman?

>> No.9468107

>>9468102
Then you're one of the normal ones, which is apparently a minority on 4chan.

>> No.9468111

>>9468107
I'm pretty sure the "majority" are just mostly anons trolling you cause I know many people like me

>> No.9468120
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9468120

>>9468111
They sound pretty bitter for someone who's supposedly "trolling".

>> No.9468142

>>9468120
Maybe I'm desensitized cause it looks like they just saying from experience with /fit/ threads that most guys who are trying to stay fit will keep it simple with eggs "unseasoned" cause "muh micronutrients" or whatever

>> No.9468158

>>9468142
Well yeah and 90% of /fit/ and the bodybuilding community are autistic so what do you expect if you take your sample from that tiny specialized population?

>> No.9469329

What the fuck is this thread?

>> No.9470945

>>9469329
autism

>> No.9470949

>>9469329
The yearning for love (and sexual satisfaction).

>> No.9471071

>>9464981
t-that's gay

>> No.9471222

>>9444631
I want
>her
asshole

>> No.9471249

>>9444631
scold and thighs

>> No.9471616

>>9444631
I want cheesy tuna casserole garnished with basil, and honey glazed dinner rolls, a side of broccoli, carrots and cauliflower.

>> No.9473080

>>9446317
Theres nothing wrong. If you bitch about it youre no different than an 8 year old annoyed that his mom referred to Spongebob or Blue as a cartoon instead of a character or cartoon character.

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9473105

>>9471071
Sometimes it's worth it for the delicious hearty breakfast.

>> No.9473222

>>9445798
I hope you die in the ensuing Nuclear Hellfire.

>> No.9474933

>>9473222
Very angry

>> No.9474943

>>9473222
Trips confirm N Korea will nuke Japan.

>> No.9475695

>>9446231
>>9446307
>>9446312
>most people do
>a lot of people

okay, I blame myself for stumbling into this trainwreck of an arguement, but I need examples so I can get a full grasp of how people are degenerating into sludge

>> No.9475748

>>9473222
y u mad tho

>> No.9475763

>>9475695
you know how old people will refer to anything animated as a cartoon or a "toon"?

Same thing applies here.

>> No.9476194

>>9446003
its sad because its true. Only ugly girls do.

>> No.9476215

>>9446288
Im mean, anon, you are right, people are just stupid, but, why do you care so much? Forst time I've seen call a.character an anime, in fact I just disregarded the post as someone being stupid. If you werent as stubborn with the matter no one would put attentiom to it.

>> No.9476234

>>9446709
I would totally do this as long as she is at least 6/10. Im too much of a fuck up to be alive and soneone that provides for me would be great.

Also if she likes cuckolding then she has to let me fuck oher girls too.

>> No.9477364

>>9444631
The chef's dick.

>> No.9477446

>>9444684
i can't even eat it once a month without it making me sick i don't know how burgers can live on nothing but fastfood

>> No.9477473
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9477473

Sage

>> No.9477475

>>9477473
Bump

>> No.9479259

>>9444631
Tendies

>> No.9479375

>>9444679
I have, and its a nice feeling.
That said... I do most of the cooking

>> No.9479499
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9479499

>>9444694

>> No.9481207

>>9451955
>>9462436
"Kozhi" is actually pronounced sort of like "Koli". It means chicken. The reason zh is used is because it represents a sound that can't be represented by the Latin alphabet.

t. Tamilian

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9481241

>>9444631

>> No.9481422
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9481422

>tfw anti-social jack-of-all trades, not specialized enough to have any real career, not sociable enough to excel in fields that don't allow me to be a social autist.
>tfw just want to be a house-husband who cooks and cleans.

>> No.9481569

>>9481422
God damn man I know exactly how you feel, I've tried so many things but I'm just not good enough at any of them to make a career out of it, I just wanna cook nice food for a loving wife and kids and be a house-husband

>> No.9481581 [DELETED] 
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9481581

Weeaboo faggots.

>> No.9481583
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9481583

>>9481581

>> No.9481596
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9481596

>>9444631
Spag bol plain and simple for mondays

>> No.9481611

>>9481583
it's okay to be a weeb, it's not okay to be gay.

>> No.9481950

>>9444631
taco

>> No.9483042

>>9481611
so says you

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9483086

The blood of my enemies

>> No.9484441
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9484441

>>9454335
don't assume things about me

>> No.9484927

>>9463713
>tfw cook food for my roomie every day without any appreciation

>> No.9484947

>>9446317
>Do you retards also go around talking about how Jean Valjean is your favorite book? Or how Cersei Lannister is your favorite HBO?
Yes. Are you unfamiliar with memes?

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9484953

>>9484927
I'm like 125 pounds, I can cook breddy gud when I apply myself. Of course I'm not really feminine cause I have a beard... but fuck you.

>> No.9484955

>>9444631
chick-fil-a

>> No.9484976

>>9484953
r-rude

I'm 5'5 and slim, haven't weighed myself in years

>> No.9485530

>>9444631
crabcakes

>> No.9485566

>>9484976
>5'5
cuuuuuuuuuuute

>> No.9485817
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9485817

>>9484953
>125 pounds
Fucking pitiful.

>> No.9486041

What cute stuff do I cook for my roomie boys?

>> No.9486103

>>9486041
Oatmeal chocolate chip cookies.

>> No.9486131

Can't believe that this thread is still going and I still don't have a bf

>> No.9486145 [DELETED] 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2BFS2FkjLo this video really helped me accept myself

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9486215

>>9486131
Hold out, anon. Someone will realize that you're the woman/man/woman (male) of his dreams!

>> No.9486232

>>9486215
>that file name.

>> No.9486296

>>9486232
I got the reference too!

>> No.9486560

>>9486103
oatmeal cookies is pretty noice

>> No.9487137

>>9486103
But what do I cook to make him let me suck his dick?

>> No.9487198

Cucumber salal

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9487212

>>9444631
It's Friday night, so pizza!

>> No.9487221

Polite bump to get this thread on autosage.
Thanks.

>> No.9487850

>>9487221
Why do you want it autosaged? It was one of the best threads in a while

>> No.9487877

>>9487212
Does she not have pain receptors? Why is she not screaming in pain? The cheeses that you find on pizza don't become that melty until they're hot enough to burn you.

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9487906

>>9487198
>/v/fags

>> No.9487917

>>9487137
If you're good looking, It shouldn't be too hard. Make something tasty and rich (since you specified dick-sucking rather than sex) that requires some effort. Beef wellington followed by a small slice of chocolate cake should put him in a happy, grateful, almost-drowsy place.

After serving the cake, you excuse yourself for a moment and make yourself look your best. Whether that just means straightening your shirt or changing into a dress is up to you, but make sure you come back before he's done with the cake.

Then just ask if you can give him a blowjob. Anyone attractive who did all that fr me and ASKED to suck my dick would get all the cum they could drink.

>>9487850
He's a spoilsport.

>> No.9488173

Some beef stroganoff but my roommate drank all the fucking milk.
Think I could substitute with cream of mushroom and water?

>> No.9488308

>>9487877
have you never eaten pizza?
mozzarella has a low melting point it's only 130F

>> No.9489755

My dinner tonight:

Soup made of: chicken breast, 1 whole white onion, 11 green onions, 2 jalapenos, 1.5 cups cilantro, 2.5 cups spinach, 1 avocado, chicken broth, garlic, and seasoning.

For lunch: tilapia and salmon with habanero sauce
(I only eat twice a day)

>> No.9491701
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9491701

>>9489755
>1.5 cups of cilantro

God, I don't understand how cilantrofags do it.

>> No.9491724

>>9444631
>hot saucepan on a wooden surface
You STUPID BITCH

>> No.9493106

>男の娘
dick expand max

>> No.9493452

>11 day thread
Is this the power of fembois?

>> No.9494270

>>9444702
>>9444775
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMrd6XfxZPg