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>> No.9452379

Is that even eatable?

>> No.9452384

Can somebody explain what is happening here?

>> No.9452466

>>9452379
it's candy. rather melted sugar to be formed into hard candy

>> No.9452581

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DgWvWS7Zw0
Why the fuck aren't we allowed to have audio enabled webms on all boards?

>> No.9452599

>>9452350
>>9452379
>>9452384
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-3Xe7RMg3w

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>> No.9452628

>>9452609
how to be unable to poop for 3 days

>> No.9452652

>>9452581
Decided to throw one together and put it up on /wsg/
>>>/wsg/1887797

>> No.9452667

>>9452628
Did your digestive system get cancer and was replaced with one from a three year old Cambodian girl?

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>> No.9452783 [DELETED] 

>>9452725
most painless way to kill myself without using any of my guns? I don't want to add myself to firearm death statistics

>> No.9452799
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>>9452783
exit bag bro, I can attest due to my background as an EMT these things work 100%.

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>> No.9452839

>>9452799
They cut the tanks with nitrogen so that you can't do that now due to that and because they're jewish

Heroin is the best way out, cozy death

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Postan some

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>>9452724

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>> No.9452861

>>9452858
But why is one of his bottles pepsi?

>> No.9452864
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>> No.9452865

>>9452856
>>9452860
I wonder if this shit even tastes good

>> No.9452872

>>9452864
God I wish some places allowed smoking still in the US

I miss having a cigarette at the bar, pure relaxation. (yes I know how fucking terrible cigs are spare me pls)

>> No.9452878

>>9452864
>That'll be $100

>> No.9452888

>>9452872
You can in Indian casinos here in Washington. My friends and I had cigars and scotch at a local one for his bachelor party.

>> No.9452889

>>9452865
eggs and fried rice???????

yeah. it does.

>> No.9452901

>>9452379
The word you're looking for is "edible"

>> No.9452919

>>9452856
Anyone have a good recipe for omurice?

>> No.9452939

>>9452919
>make ketchup fried rice
>put a french omelet on top of a mound of it
>draw a kawaii face with ketchup on top to garnish
That easy

>> No.9452951

>>9452872
I've been in a few dives where they allow it

>> No.9452954

>>9452724
meanwhile in reality, they are two halves of the same booth and one sells eggs while the other sells cooked egg

>> No.9452959

>>9452860
Why do asians do this?
Why cant they just chill?

>> No.9452967

>>9452783
jump from really high building

>> No.9452977

>>9452839
Naw man you can still do it with nitrogen, it's not uncommon to use pure nitrogen instead of helium.

>> No.9452984

>>9452872
Casinos will let you drink and smoke inside, depending on the state.
One club I used to go to had a separate room that was technically an outside patio, but it was completely walled off. They'd let everyone smoke and drink there.

shit sucks nowadays. I watch Mad Men just for the rampant smoking.

>> No.9452985

>>9452878
>plus tip

>> No.9452989

>>9452977
Then it's cut with oxygen. Nitro is probably just harder to find

>> No.9452991

>>9452865
i mean it's mainly salt, falt, and protein. Of course it's going to taste good.

>> No.9453008

>>9452878
You giving a shit about the price instantly disqualifies you from being the target audience

>> No.9453035

>>9452861
not every place carries coke products

>> No.9453061

>>9452989
Yeah, it's because all those birthday balloons have been slowly depleting the Earth's available helium supply. The price we pay for party favors.

>> No.9453064

You lads always downvote my webms :(

>> No.9453067
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>>9452581
>wanting /tv/ to have audio webms

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>>9452599
That was a really nice video, just like your dubs, thanks anon

>> No.9453113

>>9453075
I used to eat that many eggs when I was a lad.

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cheezy

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>>9453115

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>>9452872
Here in Texas you can smoke in most bars, though it may rely on the city.

Hell, I can smoke at bowling alleys, still.

But yeah, banning smoking inside of bars is cuck shit. You're at an establishment to punish your body so that you can feel good, it's not like you're lighting up in a fucking children's hospital.

>> No.9453148

>>9452878
kill yourself

>> No.9453209

>>9453148
no u

>> No.9453261

>>9452959
It's a performance.
Have you never been to a habachi grill?

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This is peak performance

>> No.9453304

>>9453075
>you have to eat all the eggs

>> No.9453311

>>9453115
Why the fuck didn't they pour a bit of that cheese inside instead of FUCKING POURING IT OVER THE THING LIKE A BUNCH OF ANIMALS

>> No.9453315

>>9453289
if he was trying to look like a giant priss for this video, he succeeded.

>> No.9453317
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>>9453289

>> No.9453319

>>9452783
Why would you kill yourself when you can go out with a bang and do something obscenely outrageous?

>> No.9453325

>>9453147
It's for the staff who are there every day.

>> No.9453375
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>>9453325
Don't want to be exposed to smoke? Don't apply. Find another job. No one is forcing you to work in a bar

>> No.9453384

>>9452919
its pretty much just rice, catsup, cubed chicken, omelette. cooking with dog and japanese cooking 101 have decent versions.

>> No.9453390

>>9452919
http://m.wikihow.com/Make-Omurice

>> No.9453403

>>9452725
>hand crushed
>smushed
>destroyed
>gently pressed
>plopped
jej

>> No.9453410

>>9453375

Capitalism forces everyone to work, by law of averages at least some people will end up forced to work at a bar if it is the only work available to them. Don't suck the system's dick, friend.

>> No.9453416

>>9452857
no fucking way

>> No.9453417

>>9453375
spoken like a true teenager.

>> No.9453564

>>9453075
literally gallons of semen

>> No.9453578

>>9453075
HOW THE FUCK DOES SOMEONE DRINK THAT MANY RAW EGGS? JESUS CHRIST

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>>9453289

>> No.9453587

>>9452379
>eatable
American's..

>> No.9453589

>>9453578
He's asian

>> No.9453590

>>9453115
And to cap it all off they're serving the damned thing on one of those fucking boards.
0/10, would not patronize establishment.

>> No.9453593

>>9452609
What's supposed to be wrong with this?

I'm assuming it's the part where he adds water, but he's just trying to steam the cheese to make it melt better.

Am I missing something or just being autistic?

>> No.9453607

>>9453261
I live in the frozen north, asians dont come here.
But everytime you see an asian at work they move at mach speed, regardless of task

>> No.9453612

>>9453113
Are you roughly the size of a barge?

>> No.9453614

>>9453587
>American's
>American is

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>>9453289

>> No.9453651

>>9452872
you realize that most people's lives aren't even that difficult and like to hide their feinding for pleasure under the pretense of """relaxation"""....uh yeah sure. I'm sure your day was soooooo tough here baby you deserve it

>> No.9453658

>>9453651
This sounds like it was written by some wife on buzzfeed who is pissed her husband won't quit smoking.

>> No.9453663

>>9453658
you sure she isn't pissed at herself for marrying a dumbfuck?

>> No.9453664

>>9453607
It's sped up

>> No.9453666

>>9453289
Remember when New York was full of people you thought were tough?

>> No.9453674

>>9452848
hnnnnnnnnngh

>> No.9453678

>>9452872

just go somewhere with a terrace

smoking inside is gross and i'm a big smoker

>> No.9453683

>>9453289
He says in this video "I don't want to get my hands all greasy, I need to tweet and use facebook."

>> No.9453694

>>9452783
Drink that shit and die from insulin shock.

>> No.9453854

>>9453666
No.

>> No.9453886

>>9452599
>Home made

>> No.9453891

>>9452609
why are all competitive eaters pretty consistently simpleton normies?

>> No.9453897

>>9453891
Define normie for us,

>> No.9453901

>>9453115
I wouldn't even be bothered by this, americans gotta american. but the fucking font and "gloriously messy" just makes me feel like it's a video made by the cuntiest cunt that ever cunted.

>> No.9453906

>>9453614
>A'm,ric:ans'

>> No.9453910

>>9453666
>Remember when New York was full of people you thought were tough?
no, but I remember a time where new york was full of people that thought they were tough.
I'd actually take this over screaming 5 foot nothing italians that want to fight constantly.

>> No.9453914

>>9453897
well usually it would just refer to someone living a life oblivious to the concerns and culture of the "outgroup". But in this case I'm more referring to a kind of obliviousness that encompasses literally anything of any consequence, so I guess the word simple works better than normie, even if it sounds pretentious(I'm certainly not a very deep or smart person either)

>> No.9453925
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When did you grow up and replace all of your knives with scissors?

>> No.9453980

>>9453925
Scissors are banned here in the UK unfortunately. I passed the practical exam and had a license for them but it got revoked when I took them outside my house during a crack down on weapons.

>> No.9453988

>>9453980
>license
kek, you stupid street shitter.

>> No.9454000

>>9453988
Go eat some carmel you dumb fucking seppo, the rest of the world isn't taught "American" english

>> No.9454002

>>9452865
>fried rice
>fried eggs
>just looks weird
>"does it taste gud?"
Really..

>> No.9454129

>>9453289
Has to be a gag.

I'm the most OCD fucker on the planet and super fucking hate the idea of getting even a little grease on my electronics, and I still eat pizza with my fucking hands.

I just wipe my hands off after every touch with napkins.

>> No.9454176

>>9453289
would love to pound his boipucci and force him to give me greasy handjobs

>> No.9454222
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>>9452848
How to make that perfect egg? Sous-vide?

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>>9453289
If he always eats like this imagine how pristine he keeps his boypussy.

>> No.9454243

>>9454000

that's british english you're failing to do correctly you dumb fuck

when it's a noun it's licence

>> No.9454318

>>9454222
It's called onsen tamago. One of the many possible ways to do it is to pour very hot water (boiling point) on the egg in a saucepan and let it swim in it for 20 minutes approximately.

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>>9452581

>> No.9454363

>>9454222
>sous vide
Laughing at this pleb.

>> No.9454375

>>9453075
That doesn't seem very healthy.

>> No.9454380

>>9453289
this nigga a bitch!!

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>> No.9454392

>>9452860
>Splits perfectly as it lands on the plate
Impressive

>> No.9454408

>>9453666
The pimps and the chuds

>> No.9454418

>>9453147
Ive only seen one bar here in San Anton that allowed smoking, and it was a biker bar. Sweet spot, but it got closed down. >>9452872
>you can't smoke in a cigar lounge

>> No.9454429

>>9453384
>catsup
I know you dont realize it, but only children with speach impediments pronounce ketchup that way.

>> No.9454454

>>9452989
78% of the atmosphere is nitrogen. They probably just cut it with air.

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>> No.9454512

>>9453375

You must be over the age of 18 to browse this website.

>> No.9454637

>>9454494
awesome

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>>9454363
Laugh at this!
*unzips dick*

>> No.9454659

>>9452872
You can smoke in bars here in P.a.

>> No.9454682
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>>9452901
>>9453587
Fite me faggots

>> No.9454705

>>9452856
I bet it tastes really good but that texture is so off putting.

>> No.9454718

>>9452724
That guy's at best a duke of his egg fortress.

>> No.9454720

>>9454682
>Uses a word that has been in decline since the American civil war
>Can not accept that other people find his choice of word unusual
Americans...

>> No.9454721

>>9452919
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcJlmhoYNfI

I'm not really a fan

>> No.9454724

>>9453075
36 eggs a day c'mon

>> No.9454819

>>9454720
They didn't think his word was unusual, they thought it was wrong. They were proved incorrect.

>> No.9454855

>>9452864
>Stirs the ice

>> No.9454877

>>9452783
Can you please keep this /r9k/ shit on /r9k/? This used to be a nice place before you and /pol/ started using this as 2nd home.

>> No.9454901

>>9454720
>OBSESSED
>B
>S
>E
>S
>S
>E
>D

>> No.9454920

>>9454901
Nice greentext, fatty.

>> No.9454927

>>9454877
>nice place
the first time i contributed anything to this board, someone sperged out and accused me of lying about what I'd put on my sandwich.

>> No.9454929

>>9453375
Want to smoke in a smoke free bar? Find another bar
What if pregnant chicks want to drink?

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>>9454901
OBESED

>> No.9454939

>>9454901
bigly

>> No.9454949

>>9453075
Have a good day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRotuJJ25rE

>> No.9454964

>>9452872
Back in your glass monkey cage stinknigger.

>> No.9455004

>>9454720
>>9454901
i swear this board needs fucking flags already

>> No.9455005

>>9455004
How would flags help?

>> No.9455017

>>9453115

>ruining a good looking burger by overdoing that

What the fuck are you doing

>> No.9455079

>>9453651
>he doesn't smoke one delicious cigarette per month

>> No.9455093

>>9454720
>>9454386

why are non whites so fucking stupid?

>> No.9455100

>>9454929
kek, excellent point

>> No.9455112

>>9453289
i hate fags

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>>9455113

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>>9455118

>> No.9455129

>>9455118
>ruining a fine piece of cheese with soaked pasta
disgusting

>> No.9455143

>>9455129

I can't decide whether to feel hungry or disgusted after watching the webm

>> No.9455146

>>9455113
I dont get it
it's just beets, why would you flatten it and use so many condiments?

>> No.9455164

>>9455125
is that takoyaki like the ones from my animes?

>> No.9455208

>>9453075
>tfw you will never achieve Barge-Mode.

>> No.9455217

>>9452860
>How to waste a gorillion of gas cooking an egg

>> No.9455218

>>9452807
Great, now I need to fuck a donut...

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>>9453289
Uillillia's gay cousin.

>>9453980
Don't try to shitpost in Bong if you don't know Bong.

>>9454494
Nice.

>> No.9455235

>>9453980
You clearly don't know your Bings from your Bongs. Please withdraw

>> No.9455335

>>9455093
>56% American called other non-white

>> No.9455375

>>9453925
Fucking koreans and their scissors.

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>> No.9455417

>>9453289
Only heathens eat pizza with knives and forks

>> No.9455438

>>9453075
>there are 9 eggs in each glass
>4 glasses
>36 eggs
well meme'd

>> No.9455445

>>9453075
sadly he died shortly after

>> No.9455453

>>9455396
jesus fucking christ

>> No.9455464

>>9453854
>>9453910

there was a time. maybe 70's and 80's where if you lived in the city you would get fucking killed if you stayed out late

Now though, anybody can live here. that's what hipsters do to a place. good thing is they only move into ghetto ass areas.

>> No.9455467

>>9455396
She definitely started crying after turning the camera off. I would have

>> No.9455490

>>9455438
the fuck are you trying to say?

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>>9453075
Similar.

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>>9455407
>ywn eat pizza with a cute Korean girl

JDIMSA

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>>9453115

>> No.9455522

>>9455438
there was 5 glasses you big dummy

>> No.9455529

>>9455519
What's going on here?

>> No.9455535

>>9455529
It's a scene from GoT

>> No.9455536

>>9455529
GoT is

>> No.9455542

>>9453289
faggot is afraid of a pizza slice getting his hands greasy but he sucks shit covered dicks

and people still insist homosexuality isn't a mental disorder

>> No.9455554

>>9455529
The origin story of C3PO.

>> No.9455559

>>9455542
You do realize homosexuals often clean their butts and wear condoms... wait ... this is a food webm thread, stop trying to derail it

>> No.9455561

>>9452861
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WH_b9XwloHE

>> No.9455568

>>9453410
>Capitalism forces everyone to work
nothing forces you to work in the US, nothing
you're an idiot

>> No.9455573

>>9453666
is this the new age filter question?

>> No.9455578

>>9455529
Lad was talking mad shit to a chad so the chad melted gold and poured it on the virgin's head

>> No.9455594

>>9452599
>the sound effects
sounds like my ass

>> No.9455597

>>9455375
god damnit, i hate to admit it, but this whore is american
she finds a deal at the dollar store, ribeye steaks for a buck
this is her, after cooking them, giving them to her kids to show them its good

>> No.9455602

>>9452725
Whew boy i laughed

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>>9455536
>got

>> No.9455623

>>9453289
Is that guy demonstrating all the weird autistic things people do when eating pizza?

>> No.9455630

>>9455559
literal shit eaters

>> No.9455648

>>9454494
braap

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>> No.9455683
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>>9455396
:(

>> No.9455687

>>9453115
I fucking hate this influx of fucking meme restaurants where all they do is give you excess amounts of cheese. I wish they would all burn.

>> No.9455701

Why is it always the same webms? Most ck webm threads arw 90% recycled content. I get it, some people want to see that. But come on man, lets get some new ones. I dont know how to make them cause Im retarded, but Im sure others can do it.

Why not get some youtube chef recipes going for webms? Chef John, Byron Talbott, Cooking With Dog, etc? Should be easy. Not just the same "omurice" "indian egg man" "stupid bitch uses knife wrong" and "jack" webms.

>> No.9455712 [DELETED] 

>>9455687
Welcome to the USA, Hernandez.
If you don't like it fuck off back down South.
#buildwall
#timetogoback

>> No.9455716
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>>9455542
>muh homosexuality

Sure are a lot of closeted fags raging against their suppressed identity lately. Are you a christian fundamentalist by any chance? I'll direct you to Kinsey where he demonstrates homosexual behavior is plottable on a Bell curve with very few exclusively hetero and very few exclusively homo.

>> No.9455722

>>9455396
at least this ain't the one where the guy gets his teeth torn out doing this

>> No.9455725

>>9455146
So people don't realize it's just beets and refuse to pay the ridiculous price tag it probably has

>> No.9455743

>>9455716
Faggot

>> No.9455747

>>9455701
why not learn how to do it?
look I'm a lazy cocksucker too, but I don't go around bitching about how and why things need to change, but preface it with that I'm not going to do anything because hey it's above my pay grade.
The webM threads are perfect just the way they are, nothing and no one can or will ever make them better.

>> No.9455756
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>>9455375
>>9455597
You telling me these don't look amazing?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Rqs5siPalo&t=3s

>> No.9455759

>>9454386
I don't think that would work well in my stomach.

>> No.9455788

>>9452839
>as though humans can make use of anything but the oxygen in air

>> No.9455799

>>9452856
What the fuck, do Americans actually eat this?

>>9453147
Most major cities in Texas have banned it.

>> No.9455813

>>9455716
>Alfred Kinsey

you mean the guy that let pedophiles rape children for years just to gather research on their behavior?

>> No.9455819

>>9452581
what the fuck is this? why does he talks like that?

>> No.9455822

>>9453115
>not deepfried
1/10

>> No.9455828

>>9453607
Because they know that inless they hustle they're gonna be a failure. Americans used to believe this and it made them the most powerful empire on earth for a couple of decades. Now it's all "Why can't asians just chill?" and "gibmedats!". Any wonder that the Chinks and the Nips are winning the economic war?

>> No.9455854

>>9452599
This was lovely thanks for posting

>> No.9455859

>>9455417
As a heathen I take offense to that. I eat my pizza the way the gods intended. Hand fed to me by my thralls that I captured while a-viking and then raped into submission.

>> No.9455861

>>9455467
Having had half my beard ripped out in a similar fashion, I agree with you.

>> No.9455871

>>9453980
>false flagging this hard
do amerilards actually do this?

>> No.9455872

>>9453410
>thinks corporatism is capitalism
>thinks capitalism is bad
Go back to /pol/ you antefa faggot.

>> No.9455875

>>9453593
The bread disolved.

>> No.9455877

>>9455004
>giving one of the better boards on 4chan /pol/ and /int/ qualities
no

>> No.9455888

>>9455799
>do Americans actually eat this
>Webm is of japanese food made in japan

>> No.9455913

>>9455712
I'll stay across the pond thanks.

>> No.9455918

>>9455756
I feel physically ill watching that.

>> No.9455925

>>9455701
That's no excuse, thanks to WebmForRetards. Or I can teach you how to use ffmpeg directly.

>> No.9455929

>>9453901
>fucking americans GOD
it's from a london establishment
why not head down and go sink your rotten jagged teeth into one

>> No.9455950

>>9453147
>methanol
>rocket fuel

i literally wipe my face with that every other day at work
send help

>> No.9455956
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>>9455407

What the fuck is wrong with her chin and mouth? Its like some one went in there and cut out chunks off of her jaw

>> No.9455964

>>9455929
I wish you guys would properly fund your Federal Department of Bants so you could afford insults that aren't thirty years old.

>> No.9455971

>>9455964
Yeah the CURRENT YEAR insult for britcucks is they all have melted faces from acid attacks

>> No.9455972

>>9452599
amazin

>> No.9456003

>>9455964
As if calling americans fat is a hip new craze right?

>> No.9456008

>>9456003
That's a fact.

>> No.9456013

>>9455956
someone probably did

>> No.9456028

>>9456003
Where, exactly?

>> No.9456051

>>9455722
w-what?

>> No.9456062
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>>9453115
>>9455519
>>9455578

It is at this juncture that I would like to point out the mongols actually did this to people, but poured it down their throats.

What an expensive form of execution. It is the emphasis of might over money that does not exist in our world any more.

>> No.9456068

>>9456062
Aztecs or some of the other mezzos did that too. Other no-style nations used lead.

>> No.9456133

>>9455956
Korean plastic surgery

>> No.9456241
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>>9455578
>virgin

>> No.9456272

>>9456062
I wonder what they did with the bodies. I would totally cut open a corpse's throat to recover a pound of gold.

>> No.9456279

>>9455813
How the fuck is this bad? The people that had the guts to do unethical research are some of histories greatest unsung heroes and we need more of them

>> No.9456281

>>9453115
With a fork and knife.

>> No.9456288

>>9456279
There's a difference between conducting unethical research because it's something you believe in and doing fucked up shit just because you have some kind of morbid curiosity. Unethical research probably results in more useless data than unsung heroes.

>> No.9456303

>>9455146

>condiments

kek you dumbass

>> No.9456308

>>9454386

It's the contrived presentation that makes me most angry about this.

>> No.9456372

>>9453891
Think about someone who just wants to prove they can eat more than someone else, it's self explanatory retardation.

>> No.9456386
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>>9455877
>/fast-food shitposting/
>one of the better boards on 4chan

>> No.9456390

>>9456062
Didn't they used silver instead of gold?

>> No.9456538

>>9453289
Oy vey: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfbVkQHh8s4

>> No.9456617

>>9455819
A man with a very thick French accent teaches you to cook paella.

>> No.9456656

>>9456386
I blame reddit and /r9k/

>> No.9456661

>>9452350
This shit has always been mesmerizing to me.

>> No.9456697

>>9456661
https://www.youtube.com/user/LoftyPursuits/videos
Have a whole channel of it then.

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>>9456697
Oh wow. Thanks, Anon!

>> No.9456759

>>9454494
My ancestors :)

>> No.9456799

>>9454949
this dude is dumb as a sack of bricks but I love him dearly
I just wish he'd made a shitload of omelets with the eggs he regurgitated

>> No.9456819

>>9456799
He's cool as hell though. Funny and laughs at himself, does plenty of videos just for charity and people he donates money to. Dumb as the day is long but overall a super cool guy.

>> No.9456840

>>9455464
We're truly blessed to be able to witness this kind of delusion. It's truly a wonder to see someone claiming New York being a corrupt, crime ridden hellhole, to the point where people thought Escape From New York could actually be a plausible vision of the future, is something that we should be mournful about no longer having. Not only that, but somehow that it's preferable to having skinny nancyboys who dab their pizza with napkins around. Nah, man. I'll take a bunch of delicate hipsters over an actual, batman-less Gotham City.

>> No.9456911

>>9453115
>pour it over the top
>gets everywhere but in the burger
>bread, intended to keep hands clean, is now pointless
why not just use less cheese but put it in the burger

>> No.9456927

>>9456840
That's because these people were fucking kids and or too young to remember how horrible New york city was in the 70's, 80's and early 90's. NYC needed a jack boot rammed up it's ass and as much as everyone hates Giuliani he did more for this city than the jews that took over.

>> No.9456932

>>9456911
Or at least serve the cheese sauce on the side for dipping?

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>>9455813
>>9455716
I know your views are diametrically opposing and all, but I'm impressed /ck/ has people with this level of thought process. When I visited the /sip/ general I just assumed everyone on /ck/ was just white trash SADBOYS on welfare.

>> No.9456984

>>9453410
>Capitalism forces everyone to work
yeah, and nature forces everyone to eat, let's abolish nature!
stupid cunt

>> No.9457020

>>9456943
>/sip/
That place is literally just a Monster marketer circlejerk acting like drinking that vile shit is somehow a glamorous lifestyle choice. They don't represent our board.

>> No.9457082

>>9456840
But Escape From New York was fucking awesome, who wouldn't want to turn NY in to a crazy ass prison colony, NY sucks and has sucked for years, making it in to a prison colony would be an improvement

>> No.9457127

>>9456656
I get reddit, but why /r9k/?

>> No.9457178
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>>9457127

>> No.9457180

>>9457082
Escape from New York WAS awesome, nobody can dispute that. The point is that New York was once so fucking awful that people saw that movie and thought "Yeah, I can see that happening".

>> No.9457192

>>9457180
I reckon it should happen for real, same with breaking off all of California from the USA kinda like in Escape From LA but break off the entire state rather than just LA

>> No.9457204

>>9452861
vital ingredient in all foods

>> No.9457209
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>>9455819
>why does he talks like that?
>European ""men""

>> No.9457228

>>9456062

This only happened in the mongol hordes once, it was perpetrated by Ghengis Kahn as a response to a personal insult he suffered. But otherwise, it's happened all across the world (especially in latin america)

>> No.9457245

>>9454720
Why are you on our website

>> No.9457250

>>9454494
Anyone else smile while watching this

>> No.9457256

>>9455828
But what makes a man hustle? Man people have lost that.

>> No.9457263

>>9452848
i let out a little moan

>> No.9457281
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>> No.9457282

>>9457082
>NY sucks and has sucked for years, making it in to a prison colony would be an improvement

sure maybe if you're poor

>> No.9457286

>>9457282
t.new yorker
No, it sucks full stop regardless of whether you're poor or not

>> No.9457293

>>9455568
haha you're right
*starves to death*

>> No.9457297
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>>9452350

>> No.9457300

>>9457286
so your solution is to turn it into a prison? you sound like a dumb nigger. Please leave.

>> No.9457303

>>9455118
*disjointed, out of tune Funiculi funicula intensifies*

>> No.9457305

>>9457300
And what do you suggest doing with it? You sound like a dumb nigger. Please leave.

>> No.9457306

>>9454855
it's to cool down the glass you mong

>> No.9457357

>>9457305
Nobody thinks you're funny.

>> No.9457375

>>9457357
Think I give a shit?

>> No.9457427

>>9453289
>he shoves the pizza into his mouth with his knife
what the fuck

>> No.9457429

>>9457375
Given how hard you're obviously trying, yes.

>> No.9457439

>>9454418
nigga you talking about Hills n Dales? It didn't close down but it got new owners and they turned it into a hipster piece of shit.

>mfw one time I took my scooter to meet some coworkers there
>park it right in between all the Harleys and Goldwings
>biker dudes see me roll up in full ATGATT
>look at me like I'm crazy
>come up to me and start giving me mad props and respect
>we end up bonding and talking shop about bikes

I'll miss that place man

>> No.9457446

>>9455004
yours would be rainbow you faggot

>> No.9457447

>>9456279
kill yourself

>> No.9457462

>>9452858
Proof of the culinomancer

>> No.9457463

>>9457429
You're sorely mistaken then, I wasn't even trying either, fucking retard

>> No.9457465

>>9456984
>let's abolish nature
Abolishing smoking in bars is in essence abolishing a part of human nature. What are you gonna do about it? Checkmate dummy

>> No.9457475

>>9452864
I would be upset after drinking this, knowing full well that everything else after this blessed concoction will be pure sewage

>> No.9457476

>>9457463
Act like an edgy child and you're going to get treated like one. Don't be a faggot next time.

>> No.9457480

>>9454855
He is activating the ice you mouth breather

>> No.9457483

>>9457476
New York legitimately should be turned in to a prison colony though, stop trying to defend a turd mate

>> No.9457499

>>9457281
anybody got a source/story/info?

>> No.9457505

>>9453410
I'm beginning to think all the "HURR DURR CAPITALISM IS LE BAD" posts are coming from knee person, and that one person is (You)

>> No.9457519

>>9454494
Comfy

>> No.9457535

>>9455861
We need details, Anon. You can't just say a loaded statement like that and not deliver.

>> No.9457564

>>9457281
>Whew

>> No.9457585
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>> No.9457631

>>9453147
I want to punish my liver, not my lungs. I at least would like there to be a little room I can go in where no one's smoking, I don't care if it's small

>> No.9457642

>>9452984
Watch Aki Kaurismäki movies, they are comfy as fuck and everyone smokes and drinks enough to kill 12 elephants

>> No.9457652

>>9456617
*A man named Bruno with a very thick French accent teaches you to cook paella.

>> No.9457655

>>9457585
if you run water in the opposite side does it deactivate them?

>> No.9457666

>>9456051
Asia never got the memo to not put power tools near your face

>> No.9457668

>>9457281
God I hate women.

>> No.9457693

>>9457499
>woman deep throats a wine bottle at a party or whatever
there you go

>> No.9457703

>>9457693
She's clearly naked dude. Is she a stripper? Paid hooker? Bachelorette party? So many questions.

>> No.9457711

>>9457703
it'll be a high tier stripper/prosti entertaining a group of men either out partying, business meeting or bachelor party.

>> No.9457713

>>9453289
I found this guy >>9457668

>> No.9457736

>>9457711
how much business do you think is being done there?
fucking eat the rich

>> No.9457743

>>9457736
Come on baby, eat the rich

>> No.9457751

>>9452599
i dont even like candy but id buy that shit because of how much effort they put into making a piece of glucose look nice

>> No.9457776

>>9454720
Nah, other anon wins this one. Sorry, but show some humility and stop replying.

>> No.9457782

>>9452725
can i get an IV drip of this shit directly into my veins

>> No.9457786

>>9452783
Why do you care? You'll be dead anyway

>> No.9457797

>>9453607
maybe stop basing your opinions on billions of people off of random internet clips

>> No.9457893

>>9452858
i thought that was a death grips vid

>> No.9457962

>>9457281
what a fucking attention whore

>> No.9458098

>>9453115
id probably walk out.

>> No.9458258

>>9454386
Sodium suicide

>> No.9458337

>>9458258
I think I have one of their albums.

>> No.9458346

>>9457585
Beautiful

>> No.9458439

>>9457256
Desire for success.

I blame the creeping socialism that's been invading the educational system since the 40's. "No child left behind" and "participation trophies" are just a couple of examples of what I mean. The whole "Everyone should be equal" meme is utter bullshit.

>> No.9458446

>>9457297
I'm not certain if this man is brilliant or mad...

>> No.9458450

>>9457357
I think he's funny.

>> No.9458458

>>9457535
I was using a power auger to try and clear a clogged drainpipe in my kitchen and it ate about half my beard. Ripped the folicles out by the root. Perfectly smooth skin on that side with a tiny amount of stippling where I was bleeding from hundreds of tiny holes. I didn't QUITE cry, but I admit there was a bit of dust in my eyes. It fucking HURT.

>> No.9458501

>>9457499
One of public disgrace videos.

>> No.9458527

>>9457499
Probably a stripper at a bachelor party. She's putting on a show in exchange for them sweet dollars

>> No.9459052

>>9455716
>fuck X
>you must be X

Do you see how stupid you look now?

>> No.9459136

>>9458501
Which one?

>> No.9459313

>>9459136
The one where the chick goes down on a bottle of champagne, obviously.

>> No.9459336

>>9454724
R.I.p in Pease poor harmonica.

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>>9452350
>>9452599
>>9456661
>>9457297

how the fuck do you all know what this is?

>> No.9459374

>>9457655
it would be extremely deactivating

>> No.9459381

>>9459359
it's fancy candy, what's not to get?