/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Mrcrummy !PAWSmuoJ2g No.9456377]

How do I stop my burrito from exploding?

[Anonymous No.9456389]

>>9456377
Stop buying 10 for $2 shit burritos and overcooking them in your microwave.

[Anonymous No.9456402]

stab it a few times before you cook it

[Mrcrummy !PAWSmuoJ2g No.9456442]

>>9456389
It's not, it's an Amy's burrito, they are 3 dollars each and gluten free.
>>9456402
Thank you I will try this

[Anonymous No.9456446]

don't put explosives in it

[Anonymous No.9456461]

>>9456442
Stop buying 10 for $30 shit burritos and overcooking them in your microwave.

[Anonymous No.9456464]

>>9456461
Shut up fag

[Mrcrummy !PAWSmuoJ2g No.9456472]

>>9456461
Poorfag spotted

[Anonymous No.9456478]

>>9456442
>loses control at 5 mph

[Mrcrummy !PAWSmuoJ2g No.9456481]

>>9456478
Yoooooooo
Sup ;3

[Anonymous No.9456507]

>spins out at walking speed
>can't microwave food right

[Anonymous No.9456515]

>>9456377
stop buying exploding burritos

[Anonymous No.9456522]

Cook for a longer time on a lower setting. Let sit in the microwave for several minutes before eating.

[Anonymous No.9456529]

Do you live in a garage OP?

[Anonymous No.9456535]

>>9456481
come race me fag. I spin out at walking speed too. On purpose.

[Mrcrummy !PAWSmuoJ2g No.9456561]

>>9456522
I cooked this one at half power and it still exploded lol
>>9456529
Yes I do actually
>>9456535
You don't want none of this buddy

[Mrcrummy !PAWSmuoJ2g No.9456578]

>>9456561
Exif cucked again, damn you apple

[Anonymous No.9456581]

>>9456561
Those bikes look pretty cool but how do you live like this?

Have you ever brang a girl home?

[Mrcrummy !PAWSmuoJ2g No.9456587]

>>9456581
Girls don't enter this house lmao

[Anonymous No.9456590]

>>9456561
>>9456578
You're right I want nothing to do with that. Except how much do those weigh, and how much do they cost?

[Mrcrummy !PAWSmuoJ2g No.9456603]

>>9456590
They are like 80 lbs and they usually cost about 300 dollars and I usually dump another grand in parts into them to make them faster

[Anonymous No.9457400]

>>9456472
>Richfags spend $3 on a shitty burrito and microwave its guts out instead of hiring someone to stock their fridge with homemade burritos and keeping the oven on all the time.

[Anonymous No.9458813]

>>9456377
that's how your vowels exploit when you eat burritos my dude

[Anonymous No.9458979]

>>9456561
are you just carting in and out different things into your kitchen to show us your cool stuff anon? What happened to your welder?

[Mrcrummy !PAWSmuoJ2g No.9459074]

Guys it happened again....

>>9458979
No, they are all pics from different times

[Anonymous No.9459082]

wow anon look at all that random garbage in your kitchen you're so quirky xD

[Mrcrummy !PAWSmuoJ2g No.9459087]

>>9459082
>garbage
That welder probably cost more than your car lol

[Anonymous No.9459092]

If you have the time, try microwaving it halfway, then deep frying it. Makes a world of difference.

[Mrcrummy !PAWSmuoJ2g No.9459102]

>>9459092
That sounds amazing but do you have a deep fryer or just heat up oil in a pot or what?

[Anonymous No.9459103]

>tripfags for no reason
>thinly veiled excuse to attention whore his garbage
>getting defensive about his welder on the food & cooking board
God you must be lonely.

[Mrcrummy !PAWSmuoJ2g No.9459108]

>>9459103
I'm not lonely but I am kinda bored, I couldn't sleep last night and I'm just laying around the house tired as fuck now :(

[Anonymous No.9459109]

>>9459102
I use a cast iron pan.

[Anonymous No.9459115]

>>9459102
I just nuke and pan fry
bonus umami if you rub it down with hot sauce after nuking before you fry it

[Anonymous No.9459123]

>>9459092
If you have the time, try making a burrito instead of buying frozen crap. Makes a world of difference.

[Anonymous No.9459128]

>>9459123
but I like the frozen crap

[Anonymous No.9459132]

>>9459128
That just means you'll mouthgasm over properly made ones.

[Anonymous No.9459137]

>>9459132
no, I don't really care for home made ones. at least not made by me, I never get them quite right

[Anonymous No.9459143]

>>9459123
I was giving the dude advice. What makes you think I don't make my own burritos?

[Anonymous No.9459410]

there are people on this board who can't fold a burrito. not that I'm surprised but it is worth saying

[Anonymous No.9459416]

>>9459410
most common begginer mistake is overstuffing the burrito, just putting that out there for anyone that needs it

[Anonymous No.9460470]

>>9456377
Grow up maybe ? Impossible for autists like your useless self.

[Anonymous No.9460510]

>>9456464
Aw anon got his wittle feelings hurt

[Anonymous No.9460551]

Learn how to cook you fucking retard. Maybe if you spend less time getting your moped seat to vibrate at your chode's resonance frequency and spent more time learning how to feed yourself you would be able to complete the simple task of microwaving a bean burrito without it exploding the way your dick explodes when you scoot past a bike shop on your wheeled sybian. Pic related, it's what I made for dinner. Maybe if you send me a pic of your taint i'll share the recipe.

[Anonymous No.9460564]

@9459108
Turn off your trip furfag go post more about your babies first welder and how Alphonse triggers you.

[Anonymous No.9460773]

>>9460551
You seem to be carrying a lot of hostility there, anon. Some acupuncture or a massage would do you good.

[Anonymous No.9460842]

>>9456561
burger microwaves are shit, '50% power' just means 'switches on and off every 10 seconds'
only the higher-end panasonic models avoid this in the us

[Anonymous No.9461013]

>>9456603
and then resell them for how much?
this looks like something i could do from home to make money

[Anonymous No.9461057]

>>9456507
What the fuck were those retarded Spurdos called?

[Anonymous No.9461065]

>>9459103
I never notice people namefagging or tripfagging until someone points it out. I think you got a problem.

[Anonymous No.9461069]

>>9456442
>guten free
you know gluten is the thing that makes bread not a brittle mess

[Anonymous No.9461086]

>>9459410
>>9459416
I always overstuff but I still don't understand the proper folding technigue.

[Anonymous No.9461126]

>>9456442
You look like the kind of guy who eats gluten free. Don't bend your wrists when you take pictures.

[Mrcrummy !PAWSmuoJ2g No.9461186]

>>9460551
Nice meltdown
>>9460564
Read above
>>9461013
Generally I don't resell them, I just ride them.
Sometimes I'll build a custom bike for friends in our moped club but I don't make much money off it just like 300 dollars, but it's nice to help the club out and get more bikes on the road.

>>9461069
DESU I like the gluten free burritos because they get crunchy when you cook them lol

>>9461126
Ok

[Anonymous No.9461194]

>>9461057
Gondola

[Anonymous No.9461250]

>>9461065
>I have a problem for being able to read text directly in front of my face.
Okay bud.