[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/ck/ - Food & Cooking


View post   

File: 17 KB, 460x276, damn.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9459570 No.9459570 [Reply] [Original]

damn..

>> No.9459576
File: 4 KB, 304x166, what a shame.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9459576

>>9459570
what a shame

>> No.9459583

GET OUT

>> No.9459597

thank you dear

>> No.9459606

>>9459570

fockin raw

>> No.9459611

pan

>> No.9459636

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tyYsfl4DlA

Why the FUCK does there have to be some kind of fucking sound effect every goddamn second? Jesus Christ.

These shows are literally edited as if they're for retards.

>> No.9459651

>>9459636
It's unwatchable honestly.

>> No.9459655

>>9459651
And it's a crock of shit too. I'm expected to believe ALL of those employees just work for free and don't complain? WHAT? That's not how Americans operate normally is it? You guys don't work for free right?

>> No.9459678
File: 137 KB, 1600x1067, cranberry-glazed-ham-horiz-a-1600[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9459678

>>9459570
ham...

>> No.9459689

>>9459655
If nobody there got paid he'd either have zero workers or have been sued ages ago

>> No.9459695

*SLAPS HANDS TOGETHER*

>> No.9459717

>>9459655
>You guys don't work for free right?
She's full of shit, it's super fucking illegal not to pay your employees

>> No.9459721

>>9459636
>These shows are literally edited as if they're for retards.
It's for people who watch reality television, so yes it pretty much is for retards.
Reality TV is pretty much the least common denominator types who have no taste in anything whatsoever. It's trash TV.
This is why I hate Ramsay so much because he plays into this drama bullshit rather than just teaching people how to cook.

>> No.9459728

>>9459721
>This is why I hate Ramsay so much because he plays into this drama bullshit rather than just teaching people how to cook.

Watch his UK programs if you want less bullshit drama and more focus on the cooking.

>> No.9459748

>>9459636
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQJHYFK3LTQ

>> No.9459758

>>9459728
Yeah, I can support this. The Brits aren't afraid to show all his fraudulent nonsense either. Fucker is a thief. I guess that's why he's successful.

>> No.9459766

>>9459570
Wow what a great thread

>> No.9459784

>>9459636
>>9459721
Not to sound OBSESSED but it's because it's American TV, which is always heavily edited to make it way more dramatic and formulaic. Almost every restaurant has a angry/stupid owner or chef and family drama issues which Ramsey magically fixes after a day of basic psychology. The company producing the show probably just gave Ramsey a script and told him to read it and get paid. Whereas the UK counterpart has little to no music at all, much more relaxed, deals with the actual problems of the restaurant instead of shoehorning in family drama and Ramsey actually helps out sometimes and shows them how to cook.

>> No.9459797

just lovely

>> No.9459850

and look at that

>> No.9460348

>>9459611
on

butter

>> No.9460443
File: 294 KB, 400x400, rcFx03fb25.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9460443

>>9460348
..
IN

>> No.9460454

bland

>> No.9460476

>>9459766
terrific love

>> No.9460526

>>9459570
PAN

NICE AND HOT

>> No.9460569

My my my

>> No.9461017

Fuck me...

>> No.9461125

>>9459784
>Whereas the UK counterpart has little to no music at all, much more relaxed
so you're saying, this television show for entertainment purposes changes its tune for each demographic? oh god, no!
its all scripted, no matter what country that are airing it in. this is what sells in the US and your version sells in the UK.
your shit is painted just as much as our shit is, so the plebs will buy it in every country

>> No.9461331

>dear oh dear
>just smell that
>what the fuck is this?
>look at it!
>it's rotten!
>it's raw!
>where's the lamb sauce?!
>I need a sick bag
>thank you my darling
>fuck me!

>> No.9461342

>>9459784
>Whereas the UK counterpart...
You are a knob. That show was just as much for the lowest common denominator as the US one was.
You are part of the problem. You think you are the smart one... You aren't. Sorry.

>> No.9461347

>>9461125
Yeah but I think the point is that it's in better taste for a show about fixing restaurants to be about actual restaurant problems and cooking instead of family drama. Just my opinion I guess, there are good episodes from both the us and uk.

>> No.9461356

DONE

>> No.9461411

*autistic finger wiggles near mouth*
Flavuh, and textuh.

>> No.9461629

BADLY SEASONED

>> No.9461645
File: 2.44 MB, 448x246, 1478030309298.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9461645

fuckin hell...

>> No.9461649

>>9459636
It's not the UK verizon that's your first problem

>> No.9461746

>>9459717
I've known some places to compensate their employees with food and a room.

>> No.9461777

>>9461342
this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1NfWIaYed8

>> No.9461785
File: 30 KB, 460x276, Gordon-Ramsay-007.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9461785

*cymbals vibrating*

>> No.9461792

why does he have so much anger and so little compassion in his heart?

why does reddit love him so much?

>> No.9461866 [DELETED] 

>>9459570
>>9459576
>>9459583
>>9459597
>>9459606
>>9459611
>>9459636
>>9459651
>>9459655
>>9459678
>>9459689
>>9459695
>>9459717
>>9459721
>>9459728
>>9459748
>>9459758
>>9459766
>>9459784
>>9459797
>>9459850
>>9460348
>>9460443
>>9460454
>>9460476
>>9460526
>>9460569
>>9461017
>>9461125
>>9461331
>>9461342
>>9461347
>>9461356
>>9461411
>>9461629
>>9461645
>>9461649
>>9461746
>>9461777
>>9461785
>>9461792
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFtLvkqHIds

>> No.9461885

>>9459570
YOU FUCKIN' DICK

>> No.9461887

>>9461885
NOW FUCK OFF UPSTAIRS

>> No.9461922

tell me about gordon

why does he want the lamb sauce

>> No.9462453

>>9461866
GET CANCER

>> No.9463751

please post the idiot sandwich meme

>> No.9463844

>>9459570
A MOSAIC OF SEMEN

>> No.9463862
File: 1.42 MB, 500x281, anigif_enhanced-buzz-24744-1432295601-5[1].gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9463862

>>9463751

>> No.9463864

>>9459570
IDK, but he doesn't want the risotto bland and he will throw the entire pan in the trash you stupid donkey

>> No.9463869

ah... hmph

>> No.9465552

>>9459678
thank you my darling

>> No.9465931

"wow"

>> No.9465984

WAKE UP

>> No.9466002
File: 27 KB, 500x281, IMG_0695.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9466002

>>9463864
he can afford it though

>> No.9466081

*waterphone*

>> No.9466111

NINOOOOO!!

>> No.9466514

Scallop fettuccine with caramelized anchovies and toast, done.

>> No.9466575
File: 49 KB, 277x269, Andrew_WK[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9466575

>>9459766

>> No.9467040

>>9459636
Because of Americans.

>> No.9467228

>Oh no, BEEEEEEP. What is this?
>What the BEEP is this?!
>Hey! HEY!
>Yes chef?
>Come here you.
>Chef, just need to plate this risotto chef.
>STOP! Put it down and get over here now!
>He slolwly threads his way through the busy kitchen
>Y-yes chef?
>Fuck off, yeah?
>Yes chef.

>> No.9467236

C'MERE YOU

>> No.9467249
File: 1.00 MB, 498x280, effin yummy.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9467249

>> No.9467708

>>9461125
The UK version is for retards. The US version tries to set a new low in retardation

>> No.9467913

I really love Hell's Kitchen but I'd love to see somebody with actual hazing experience go on his show and just cakewalk through it. It doesn't even have to be boot camp or military training, hell fraternity pledging was much much much much much harder than anything they do on screen. I get all nostalgic remembering that shit when I watch Hell's Kitchen

>> No.9469308

>>9459655
Did you watch the episode? The staff are homeless losers. They do odd jobs around the hotel in exchange for free board. Illegal, sure, but none of them are motivated to rat the guy out because it would mean they're back on the street. The owner is exploiting those people to pinch pennies.

>> No.9471067

WELL DONE

>> No.9471086

>>9467913
No, the producers sabotage shit like turning off the stove during service to create drama. They will fuck with contestants just to keep the show interesting.

>> No.9471455

Stop

>> No.9471461
File: 14 KB, 480x360, f4967e4a59f8be2cabdca728dcef25ef--gordon-ramsay-salmon-fish-dishes.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9471461

>>9459570
fuck all

>> No.9471500

WAKEY WAKEY

>> No.9471858

fucking delicious

>> No.9471892

>>9459636
"Gordon, please don't feed my dog table scraps"
"Gordon, you have no clue if he's on some medical diet"
"Gordon, you have no clue if he has allergies"
"Gordon, you have no clue what his eating schedule is"
"Gordon, please..."

>> No.9471901

>has this ice cream been frozen
>y-y-yes chef
>fuck me

>> No.9472055
File: 43 KB, 448x213, 005-1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9472055

WE HAVE HOMEMADE MEATBALLS

>> No.9473411
File: 2.18 MB, 500x338, burnt.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9473411

>> No.9473436
File: 62 KB, 718x802, idiotsandwich.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9473436

>>9463751

>> No.9473439

>>9472055
this was one of the best episodes.

those two were some creatures. type of niggas that look like they wear matching pajamas and sleep in the same bed

>> No.9474150

SEASON
HOT PAN
SEAR
CHICKEN STOCK
REDUCE
DELICIOUS

>> No.9474168
File: 2.70 MB, 640x360, DONE.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9474168

>>9459570
>OLIVE AWL; IN

>> No.9474375
File: 820 KB, 480x270, foken mad.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9474375

>> No.9474399

>>9472055
Haha this was hilarious that big baby crying while trying to clean the gasket on the fridge. He tortured those two retards.

>> No.9474411

>>9472055
> their restaurant is still up and running well
i'm happy for these two guys

>> No.9474539

>>9459570
*violin scratch*
fuck me...

>> No.9474577

>>9474168
Not nearly as good without sound.

>> No.9474579

The Mitchell and Webb sketch on it was pretty funny desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1NfWIaYed8