WEBM Thread

[Anonymous No.9467312]

Now with 90% less Jack Posting

[Anonymous No.9467316]

why are you raiding my mom's facebook for webms

[Anonymous No.9467456]

[Anonymous No.9467462]

>>9467312
Go home Etsy, you're drunk

[Anonymous No.9467479]

>>9467456
Why did you not link the much superior non-muted version?

https://youtu.be/GYXCQhL6mLU

[Anonymous No.9467480]

>>9467456
It's cool to watch but I can only imagine how pissed off his antics makes his co-workers

[Anonymous No.9467482]

[Anonymous No.9467487]

>>9467479
maybe cause it's a webm thread not a youtube link thread, broseph

[Anonymous No.9467488]

>>9467479
>webm thread
>linking to youtube

[Anonymous No.9467511]

>>9467482
I was all ready to shit on this webm but he does literally everything right

[Anonymous No.9467527]

>>9467511
>hand tats
>american cheese
>doing everything right
anon...

[Anonymous No.9467528]

>>9467511
except for his faggot watch and tattoos, yeah

[Anonymous No.9467543]

>>9467488
That shit pisses me the fuck off on >>>/wsg/ like half a thread can be nothing but YT links.

[Anonymous No.9467553]

>>9467482
What does he put between the burgers, is it onion? Also, the burger needs mustard.

[Anonymous No.9467560]

>>9467482
I have a hand cranked Universal food chopper that I use to grind up steak for making burgers.

>American cheese
>tiny burger patties
>watery tasteless lettuce

What a waste. At least the buns are toasted. Too bad they look squashed and greasy.

[Anonymous No.9467565]

>>9467553
Yes, onion. Just a white onion, no red onion.

>white onion
>shitty lettuce
>american cheese

He doesn't like flavor.

[Anonymous No.9467566]

>>9467482
This looked great until the shit tier cheese and lettuce appeared. Why go through the trouble of making your own burger meat and everything and then throw plastic cheese and tasteless iceberg lettuce on it?

[Anonymous No.9467580]

>>9467456
whats his name again?

[Anonymous No.9467581]

>>9467479
dancing is forbidden under sharia law

[Anonymous No.9467589]

>>9467565
I agree with the onion, but gimme that shitty american cheese and iceberg lettuce anyday!

[Anonymous No.9467627]

>all these anons don't know the so called "shitty" american cheese is low key the best cheese for burgers

[Anonymous No.9467630]

>>9467581
Also by christian fundamentalists.

[Anonymous No.9467650]

>>9467627
It really is. I mean, I love swiss and shit on my burgers, but American cheese was quite literally made for burgers.

[Anonymous No.9467696]

>>9467627
Cheddar, swiss, pepper jack, and havarti are all better.

[Anonymous No.9467738]

>>9467581
>>>/pol/

[Anonymous No.9467775]

>>9467566
To piss off MuhGourmets like you by dangling freedom of preference in your face

[Anonymous No.9467783]

>>9467775
Ignorance is not the same as freedom of preference.

[Anonymous No.9467844]

>>9467783
Your logic comes undone once someone simply says "Yes I have tried all those cheeses you mentioned, but I prefer my choice knowing them" because they are technically no longer ignorant

[Anonymous No.9467850]

>>9467783
No, it isn't. Ignorance is thinking taste is objective.

[Anonymous No.9467886]

>>9467456
Jesus Mehmet calm the fuck down.

[Anonymous No.9467895]

>>9467482

[Anonymous No.9468040]

>>9467565
>flavor
That's what the beef is for

[Anonymous No.9468067]

>>9467480
>pissed off
I'm sure his boss absolutely loves him. Those antics attract costumers.

[Anonymous No.9468159]

[Anonymous No.9468190]

>>9468159
I honestly hope that killed her.

[Anonymous No.9468363]

[Anonymous No.9468392]

>>9468363
>Vegan
>Yeast

Fake.

[Anonymous No.9468398]

>>9467482
Garlic and Thyme? not terrible, but just salt and pepper is better in my opinion. Also why the oil in the skillet? A smoking hot dry pan is better. Squishing the burgers like that seems wrong as well. Still, it's a decent burger.

[Anonymous No.9468401]

>>9468392
well they consume plenty of semen so...

[Anonymous No.9468402]

>>9468159
chinks are sub-human

[Anonymous No.9468437]

>>9467312
That has to be a joke.

[Anonymous No.9468466]

>>9468398
Smash burgers are legit man, produces a crispy browned outside and juicy medium rare center very quickly.

[Anonymous No.9468484]

>>9467886
Mehmet please Mahmoud has the shift right after you and he can't follow you up because he only listens to country. Have you seen how many people leave when he starts line dancing to trap?

[Anonymous No.9468508]

>>9468190
>>9468402
>not wanting a cute girl who is an adventurous eater

I mean yeah the octopus is a bit much but you could take her to literally any restaurant and she'd be okay with it because new food

[Anonymous No.9468510]

>90%?

[Anonymous No.9468529]

>>9467527
>>9467528
>BAWWWW TATOOED PEOPLE MAKE ME FEEL INSECURE
You faggots bitch the same way than in /v/-

[Anonymous No.9468532]

>>9468529
spotted the guy with faggy tattoos

[Anonymous No.9468540]

>>9468532
I don't have a single tatto not I want one, I'm just pointing out the obvious to these faggots who think they're better than the "normies" just because a lot of people have tatoos these days.

[Anonymous No.9468550]

>>9468540
>tatto
>tatoos
Make up your mind on which way you are going to spell it wrong.

[Anonymous No.9468572]

>>9467456
H-HAYAI-

[Anonymous No.9468786]

>>9467482
people who have knickknacks on their wrists or fingers while cooking should be stoned

[Anonymous No.9468793]

>>9467482
people who have knickknacks on their wrists or fingers while cooking deserve a good guillotining

[Anonymous No.9468824]

>>9468786
>>9468793
maybe you just forgot to delete your first post, but i agree with both. fuck it, stone em while chopping their heads off

[Anonymous No.9469102]

[Anonymous No.9469120]

Why use webm ?

[Anonymous No.9469132]

>>9469120
Better quality, longer playtimes, smaller file sizes. It's better in every way.

[Anonymous No.9469154]

[Anonymous No.9469157]

>>9468508
>it's okay to cause unnecessary suffering and stress to a living creature because it's "adventurous" and you're cute

[Anonymous No.9469159]

[Anonymous No.9469161]

>>9469120
Get with the times, gramps.

[Anonymous No.9469169]

>>9469159
This is sad because they're small and kind of cute but it seems like the best way to kill them if it's going to be done, doesn't seem like it took longer than it had to. Better than that other webm where the guy starts hacking one up and it's still squirming and trying to stop what's happening like 20 seconds after it's started.

[Anonymous No.9469253]

>>9468398
>Smash Burger
>Wrong
Holy hell what the fuck are you doing in /ck/ kid?

[Anonymous No.9469259]

>>9467488
I'm only posting this because it's better with the sound on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=soQUVWAnswk

[Anonymous No.9469269]

>>9469169
WELL DO i HAVE A TREAT FOR YOU

[Anonymous No.9469276]

>>9469269

[Anonymous No.9469280]

[Anonymous No.9469306]

>>9469269
>>9469276
;_;

I hope we get cultured meat in stores soon so we can stop killing things for food. I know eating animals is natural and meat is good for us and all that but it doesn't mean you can't feel pity for them at the same time.

[Anonymous No.9469334]

[Anonymous No.9469337]

>>9469306
it wouldn't be so bad if only those fucking soulless gooks didn't insist on making it suffer as much as physically possible

[Anonymous No.9469342]

>>9469334
bruh holy shit

[Anonymous No.9469358]

>>9469276
I find the lack of respect he has unsettling.
It's all most like he wants to expunge the most suffering out of the situation as possible.
Karma's a bitch, fool.

[Anonymous No.9469363]

>>9469358
>expunge

You know what I meant. The opposite of that ha

[Anonymous No.9469372]

>>9469337
Yeah I'm not sure why it's more common among Asians. Maybe it's because they usually do it to fish and fish don't react in the same way that livestock animals do by kicking and screaming? So they think it's not really suffering. Or it could just go along with poverty and having such a massive population making them have less sympathy.

[Anonymous No.9469380]

>>9468067
He's the fucking owner retards wow just wow with the AUTISMO

[Anonymous No.9469384]

>>9469358
Some people do actually think that stressing out the animal makes it taste better. IIRC there was a practice of literally beating the animal while it's alive to bruise it all over before slaughter because they thought the bruises made it taste better. Really sad. But like I said here >>9469372 I think it's also partially because it doesn't react in the typical way that we would think of something reacting to pain, like kicking and screaming and trying to get away with it, they just see it pretty much doing the same thing it always did with its tentacles just wriggling around.

[Anonymous No.9469391]

>>9469384
It's mostly the latter part. A fish doesn't screech and scream in pain and you don't see any real emotion in it. It doesn't register as being "as alive" as other animals or people do, the same way people don't bat an eye at squashing a bug.

[Anonymous No.9469406]

>>9469157
You talk like a fag and your shits all retarded

[Anonymous No.9469409]

>>9467482
>tiny meat grinder
I had no idea this was a thing

[Anonymous No.9469414]

>>9469391
Or it could be that fish don't actually feel pain.
https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2013/08/130808123719.htm

[Anonymous No.9469417]

>>9469132
>Covering a Styrofoam cup

[Anonymous No.9469422]

>>9469391
>>9469384
As people moved in land into Asia it became a lot harder to have genuinely fresh fish. Eventually eating live seafood was a sign of nobility, because only the powerful could afford to bring quality seafood inland. These days people just do it because muh culture and because its an easy excuse to be barbaric and violent. China is the country where beating your food before killing it became common, despite science showing that flooding meat with stress hormones before eating it makes it undeniably worse. Asians are some disgusting people.

[Anonymous No.9469437]

>>9469358
Karma isn't real

[Anonymous No.9469465]

>>9467527
>implying american cheese isn't one of the best cheeses for a burger

[Anonymous No.9469486]

>>9469132
>better in every way
It's lossy unlike gif which is lossless and as far as I know it doesn't have proper transparency.
Take that webmfag.

[Anonymous No.9469501]

>>9469409
It's an attachment for a stand mixer.

[Anonymous No.9469503]

>>9469501
I got that, I'm just shocked in the 30+ years I've been alive that I haven't ever seen one

[Anonymous No.9469504]

>>9469414
"Fish do not feel pain the way humans do" doesn't mean it's not being stressed and feeling something bad.

[Anonymous No.9469507]

>>9469504
You're a faggot, a leftist, and a commie. Do you feel pain the same way humans do?

[Anonymous No.9469509]

>>9469503
Kitchenaid makes a bazillion different attachments for their stand mixer. If you don't have one they are a worthwhile purchase.

[Anonymous No.9469517]

>>9469507
>when you get into politics to deal with a mental illness

[Anonymous No.9469534]

>>9469507

Lack of empathy is a leftist, commie and faggot trait you disgusting shill.

[Anonymous No.9469629]

>>9469306
It was hard to watch indeed. >>9469337
And that is a very good point

[Anonymous No.9469862]

>>9468508
I mean, I am not a vegan or shit. I love my BBQ'd steaks and burgers. But man, that is animal cruelty, just kill the poor thing already.

[Anonymous No.9469864]

>>9469534
>>9469507
fuck both of you

[Anonymous No.9469865]

>>9468363
veganism is a mental disease

[Anonymous No.9469885]

>>9469334
>korean bbq dangerous.webm
that's in china idiot don't make me worry about my waifu again

[Anonymous No.9469915]

>>9469306
t. sheltered limp wrist beta faggot

[Anonymous No.9469950]

>>9467627
>Dog on the bed
Are muritards really this degenerate..?

[Anonymous No.9469956]

>>9467738
>>>/tumblr/
4chan is a right board. Despite the shilling

[Anonymous No.9469967]

>>9468508
Most of the time I would agree. I couldn't give a fuck if someone were to be kicking a dog right next to me. But I felt bad for that little fella :/

[Anonymous No.9469976]

>>9467456
making a shit wrap burrito mexishit ... next try again .

[Anonymous No.9470080]

>>9469486
GIF is lossless because real life has more than colours

[Anonymous No.9470128]

>>9467566
>>9467560
>>9467527
there is nothing wrong with american cheese you cucks

using a strongly flavoured cheese is detrimental both to the meat and the cheese itself. it doesn't work.

>>9468398

you put oil in the pan to get more even searing both on the bottom and round the sides.

[Anonymous No.9470151]

>>9469956
>ascribing 4chan to somewhere on the political spectrum

Here we see the actual cancer

[Anonymous No.9470167]

>>9470151
If you pull your newfag head out of your arse you will see not only that it's true, but also why.

[Anonymous No.9470175]

>>9468159
Lol. Japs are fucking savage.

[Anonymous No.9470192]

>>9470167
Nope, you just think it's true because in the chaos and depravity that happens every day here you just mentally cherry pick the stuff that speaks to you.

You don't think 4chan is right wing because it is, you think that because you're right wing. A couple thousand idiots yell the worst things their 5 year old minds can think of at the bottom of the internet every day, you and others like you pick out all the racial slurs and think it means something, speaks to an ideology. It's like watching someone muck around in a septic tank because they think the logs of crap spell out a secret word.

I'd say grow up, but we're all still here.

[Anonymous No.9470733]

>>9468363
No

[Anonymous No.9470774]

[Anonymous No.9470779]

[Anonymous No.9470782]

[Anonymous No.9470793]

>>9467480
Nah he probably makes them so much money they don't care

[Anonymous No.9470802]

>>9467565
He was making a copy of a big mac
Which contains all of those things
Think before you speak it would make everyone's life easier

[Anonymous No.9470812]

>>9470774

>that mozzarella spill at 11 secs

[Anonymous No.9470817]

[Anonymous No.9470820]

>>9467565

what's wrong with white onion?

[Anonymous No.9470834]

>>9470820
Not a whole lot, but I prefer not to use those myself in raw form because the taste can take over.

[Anonymous No.9470836]

>>9470812
You'll love this one then

[Anonymous No.9470845]

[Anonymous No.9470856]

>>9470817
>making webms of normie youtube channels

[Anonymous No.9470876]

>>9470817
Fucking dreadful recipe, I hate these dumb overhead videos

[Anonymous No.9470890]

>>9470782
This is probably the least worst of all these videos.

[Anonymous No.9470892]

>>9470856
>MUH NJORMIEEESSSS

[Anonymous No.9470913]

[Anonymous No.9470919]

>>9468402
That's Nipponese though.

[Anonymous No.9470972]

>>9469306
if it makes you feel any better squid are extremely vicious little shits and cannibalism and interspecies predation is pretty common, if they somehow got the chance they would 100% eat you and not feel bad about it
also they taste really good

[Anonymous No.9470991]

>>9467456

I'm sure glad he saved that fraction of a second by shooting mayo and hot sauce onto the counter

[Anonymous No.9471012]

>>9469334
Jesucristo! That poor girl burning alive

[Anonymous No.9471477]

>>9470913
What is it eating?

[Anonymous No.9471516]

>>9469885
In China but its a korean bbq restaurant

[Anonymous No.9471568]

>>9470836
I love how it's the worst way to cook everything. Chicken breasts in a crockpot on high to maximize stringiness and assure it's as rubbery as possible. Salsa out of a jar. Generic taco seasoning measured in packs. Lime juice cooked for 4 hours so it tastes as bitter as possible. Cilantro added at the beginning so it also gets bitter and maintains none of its desirable flavor or color.

Oh and then freeze it!

[Anonymous No.9471631]

>>9471477
>it

[Anonymous No.9471645]

>>9467312
Whoever thought this was a good idea needs to exit the gene pool

[Anonymous No.9471651]

>>9471477
Cranberries I believe

[Anonymous No.9471671]

[Anonymous No.9471679]

>>9467312
americans are so gross

[Anonymous No.9471718]

>>9468529
I have tattoos but even I recognise that hand tattoo is gay as fuck

[Anonymous No.9471719]

>>9471679
OBESED

[Anonymous No.9471755]

>>9471671
that's one way to do it I guess

[Anonymous No.9471801]

>>9470836
I'm very triggered

[Anonymous No.9471831]

>>9467312

[Anonymous No.9471834]

>>9470836
>throw a jar of Pace in a fucking crock pot
Nope, stopped watching. It could only get worse

[Anonymous No.9471845]

>>9470836
>taco seasoning pack

That's where I stopped. Then again, I make my own salsa with veggies I grow in my own garden (yes, I leave the seeds in).

[Anonymous No.9471847]

>>9469956
>4chan is a board
its a website you stupid faggot
and no its not
saying the sky is green doesnt make it so

[proatcooking******************(...) No.9471865]

>>9469509
>>hand tats
these things must be a pain in the ass to wash, would never use for that reason. terrible.

[Anonymous No.9471875]

>>9471865
>hand tats

What is a tat, if not a tattoo?

[Anonymous No.9471876]

>>9470128
>using a strongly flavoured cheese is detrimental both to the meat and the cheese itself. it doesn't work.
It's amazing how wrong you are.

[Anonymous No.9471878]

>>9468363
of all the things you would want to recreate as a vegan why does a boiled egg even make the list.

[Anonymous No.9471887]

>>9470192
i mean, he's right in that the anonymous board structure has a specific, intentional political bent

where he goes mindbendingly wrong is when he assumes that the implicit *chan philosophy of "it doesn't matter who you are or what else you've done, all that matters is this post right here" is at all compatible with the modern right wing's sole unifying thread of "someone has to be naturally special and superior, and what a coincidence i think i'm it"

[Anonymous No.9471896]

>>9470913
wtf this kids got a fucking harem

[Anonymous No.9471909]

>>9470782
Why olive oil AND butter? Why are they adding fat on fat?

[Anonymous No.9471910]

>>9471878
Everything else failed I guess.

[Anonymous No.9471920]

>>9470128
>strongly flavoured cheese

There are many types of cheeses that are not strongly flavored.

[Anonymous No.9471924]

>>9471909
Because they both add their own flavor?

[Anonymous No.9471927]

>>9471909
flavor profiles

[Anonymous No.9471931]

>>9471887
>anonymous board structure has a specific, intentional political bent

You need to go back to /pol/ and stay there, kid.

[Anonymous No.9471938]

>>9471910
they've literally made almost real beef and mousse that's vegan. what makes you go nah, that's all good but what i really miss is boiled eggs.

the reason probably is that 90% of pinterest food seems to have boiled eggs on it because they're visually striking but usually lower the quality of any dish they're added on.

[Anonymous No.9471939]

>>9471931
/pol/ is a bunch of leddit kids who absolutely hate the political implications of anonymity, and in retrospect giving them a safe space as "containment" was a bad idea because they just infest the rest of the site using frogposting as an avatar

anonymous board structure has a specific, intentional political bent and it's damn near the opposite of theirs.

[Anonymous No.9471957]

>>9471939
I don't give a shit what /pol/ is. Stay there.

[Anonymous No.9471990]

>>9471957
Not him, but man, are you stupid or what?

[Anonymous No.9472012]

>>9467456
RA-SHI-DOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.9472049]

>>9471927
>flavor profiles
wut

[Anonymous No.9472086]

>>9472049
It's like a facebook profile, but for flavors.

[Anonymous No.9472178]

>>9471909
>>9471927
it's so the butter doesn't burn you idiots

[Anonymous No.9472188]

>>9471671
theoretically couldn't a machine do this more accurately and better?

[Anonymous No.9472196]

>>9467456
this is fucking awesome dude

[Anonymous No.9472234]

>>9472188
you could say that for literally everything

[Anonymous No.9472297]

>>9469334
There's a picture of the aftermath of the girl on the actual video. She survives but ends up horribly disfigured. They better up their standards in China and fast.

[Anonymous No.9472447]

>>9469956
Yeah no sorry anon but you're not surrounded by like-minded individuals. Consider /pol/ and /b/ for all your right-wing and more generally any political discussions.

[Anonymous No.9472471]

>>9470782
Goddamn that log of butter what is wrong with people ?!

This is not a recipe this is a guide on getting fat fast.

[Anonymous No.9472472]

>>9470802
Missing half a bun in the middle then. However you put it it's a failure of a burger.

Tomato under the burger, come on now.

[Anonymous No.9472634]

>>9472049
A set of flavors that a dish has. It is the type of stuff you know instantly when someone says stuff like "Tex-mex".

>>9472178
lol no.

[Anonymous No.9472648]

[Anonymous No.9472655]

[Anonymous No.9472666]

[Anonymous No.9472682]

[Anonymous No.9472691]

[Anonymous No.9472699]

>>9470913
>"""""Acquired taste"""""

[Anonymous No.9472714]

>>9467456
kek

[Anonymous No.9472728]

>>9470913
Kids like that are why babysitters snap and kill them

[Anonymous No.9472756]

>>9467456
I hope that knife he twirled around was fake/blunted. I remember seeing someone do something similar with a sharp blade and he nailed himself on the back with it, made a huge open wound.

[Anonymous No.9472791]

[Anonymous No.9472824]

>>9470836
Those Webm threads make me hate mexicans and chinks even more than i already hate them.

[Anonymous No.9472903]

>>9472791

[Anonymous No.9472912]

>>9472297
>china
>up standards
Wat

[Anonymous No.9472989]

>>9472791
woooooooooooooow

[Anonymous No.9472995]

>>9472791
I can only assume the grill is set to the lowest possible temperature... maybe not even on at all. Those patties should be finished cooking in about three weeks at this rate.

[Anonymous No.9472997]

>>9469157
octopi cant feel pain

[Anonymous No.9473000]

>>9472997
Tell that to the octopi.

[Anonymous No.9473006]

>>9473000
Or tell the scientists in this study
>>9469414

[Anonymous No.9473034]

>tfw have oc
>/ck/ says too big

[Anonymous No.9473095]

>>9470779
Jesus christ clean your pan between uses

[Anonymous No.9473304]

>>9467482
>nu-male with tattoos

every fucking time

[Anonymous No.9473370]

>>9473095
Do you not understand what the term "one pot" means, or what deglazing even is, you fucking idiot.

[Anonymous No.9473381]

>>9473095
Retard

[Anonymous No.9473455]

>>9469269
>nerves.webm

[Anonymous No.9473460]

>>9470836
>white people

[Anonymous No.9473467]

>>9467482
>Sausage fingers and wrists as thick as his hand
No way that sack of shit is less than 320lb

[Anonymous No.9473481]

>>9469414
>>9473006
octopus are different than normal fish, just like dolphins, they are intelligent, and though they may not use the same pain receptors we do they certainly respond and avoid things that injure them like animals that we consider to feel pain

[Anonymous No.9473518]

>>9469169
Why is everybody such a fucking pussy about killing seafood?
You do know where meat comes from right, and that most of these organisms have their motor control distributed throughout their body? They don't have big honking brains, they're very dead even when they still flop around

[Anonymous No.9473532]

>>9470782
>Shrimp pasta
>With the tails still on
Oh boy I cant wait to annoyingly pick shrimp out of my food so I dont get a big mouthful of shell

[Anonymous No.9473541]

>>9472756
if you're talking about the dude with the machete that was on purpose, they were trying to injure themselves for (some reason, probably religious) but the dude was high/drunk and make a fuck huge wound on accident.

[Anonymous No.9473648]

>>9467462
Hell no, it's right between summer and fall.
Perfect fucking time for a classic pumpkin spice hotdog naameen

[Anonymous No.9473651]

>>9467650
yes, it IS made for 'burgers

[Anonymous No.9473662]

>>9469269
>>9469159

it's amazing how they lose color so fast

[Anonymous No.9473667]

>>9473651
Indeed it is.

[Anonymous No.9473668]

>>9467312
no, just fucking no.

[Anonymous No.9473672]

>>9471845

>taco seasoning
>mexicans

[Anonymous No.9473675]

>>9471834
It's really not a bad way to make chicken/pork tacos. They're very easy, cheap, and relatively healthy. The taco seasoning pack is pretty sacrilegious and unnecessary however.

[Anonymous No.9473677]

>>9473467
>>9473304
>>9468793
>>9468786
>>9467528
>Attacking the person and not the cooking.
I didn't even know it was possible to use an ad hominem fallacy within the context of cooking.
Never change /ck/.

[Anonymous No.9473684]

>>9470836
>>9470817
>>9470782
>>9470779
>>9470774
Recipes for those that do not know how to cook.

[Anonymous No.9473686]

>>9472791

[Anonymous No.9473727]

>>9467482
>lettuce and tomato on the bottom
DROPPED

[Anonymous No.9473755]

>>9473727
>work at pizza place
>owner's father is there
>sees co-worker put lettuce on top
>freaks out and starts frantically pointing at the sign on how to make the hoagie
>calls the person an idiot and a dummy

[Anonymous No.9473761]

>>9469465
>Implying that American "cheese" is cheese at all.
It hardly is.

[Anonymous No.9473769]

>>9473467
Wristlet detected

[Anonymous No.9473780]

>>9473662
Well the nervous system is destroyed instantly so all functions cease at that point.

[Anonymous No.9473789]

>>9473455
No, anon. It was alive the whole time.

[Anonymous No.9473791]

>>9473769
My wrists are almost as thick as my hands but that's because I have little bitch mitts.
That dude is just fucking fat.

[Anonymous No.9473816]

>>9472188
dook er jerbs

[Anonymous No.9473980]

>>9468159
Cute as fuck. I don't even like asian girls usually.

[Anonymous No.9474008]

>>9473677
Basement incel's are literal muslims without God and power

[Anonymous No.9474019]

>>9472178
No it isn't you dumbass.

[Anonymous No.9474050]

>>9469157
Furshitty cats play with food why can't I you cunty little bitch, man-up you fuck-up.

[Anonymous No.9474099]

>>9467312

vomit.jpg

[Anonymous No.9474106]

>>9470836
>cilantro
dropped

[Anonymous No.9474113]

>>9474106

THAT is what you take issue with in that "recipe"

[Anonymous No.9474125]

>>9468159
How does it not stick to her throat with its suckers? Also I don't understand the appeal, does it taste better then if it was killed and served as sushi?

[Anonymous No.9474131]

>>9468363
The most triggering thing about this is that for when they say "peel your vegan eggs" they put quotes around peel instead of around eggs.

[Anonymous No.9474139]

>>9474113
yeah, that and the shitty taco seasoning. difference between the 2 is that the taco seasoning doesn't render the dish inedible

[Anonymous No.9474208]

>>9470836
>>9470779
The fuck is that bright orange "taco seasoning"

[Anonymous No.9474214]

>>9471645
>>9471645
>>9471645
>>9471645
>>9471645
everyone point and laugh

[Anonymous No.9474578]

>>9470774
looks pretty tasty t b h

[Anonymous No.9474597]

>>9467696
Brie is the best burger cheese you fucking infidels

[Anonymous No.9474624]

>>9472634
>>9474019
It's both.
Butter adds browning
Olive oil raises the smoke point

[Anonymous No.9474635]

>>9472728
what

[Anonymous No.9474647]

>>9472995
That and he didn't preheat the copper pads, just laid them on the rack and tried to start cooking.

[Anonymous No.9474671]

[Anonymous No.9474749]

>>9469159
Is it bad that I heard the music after reading the webm

[Anonymous No.9474764]

[Anonymous No.9474789]

>>9467480
>sunibee.webm

[Anonymous No.9474811]

>>9474671
>video ends
>still none the wiser to what's being made

[Anonymous No.9474819]

>>9471920

no shit

but they don't have the melting properties and mild cheddar flavour of american slices

[Anonymous No.9474823]

>>9474624
>>9474019
>>9472178
>>9472634

people do add butter and olive oil to raise the smoke point of the butter. i've heard pro chefs say this a million times. it's bullshit, but chefs do a lot of bullshit things.

[Anonymous No.9474828]

>>9472471

how does it feel to know billions of people out there can eat like this and get away with it while you languish amongst your folds complaining

[Anonymous No.9474830]

>>9468159
>>9469159
I take it when the cephalopod is white that means it is dead, and anything moving around is just leftover neurons firing off. Much like fish or frog meat.
>>9469269
>>9469276
This though I can agree seems cruel, despite it being an invertebrate.

[Anonymous No.9474834]

>>9473481

>though they may not use the same pain receptors we do they certainly respond and avoid things that injure them like animals that we consider to feel pain

like any fucking animal

[Anonymous No.9474885]

>>9468392
>yeast isnt vegan
im not vegan, so i wouldn't know. but isnt yeast, y'know, bacteria? or are you just memeing.
it's like saying vegans can't eat plants because plants have feelings, too

[Anonymous No.9474904]

[Anonymous No.9474907]

>>9474830
Correct. The color changing is their defense mechanism, so once the nerve stem is destroyed they can't control it and just go pure white.

[Anonymous No.9474948]

>>9474904
no

[Anonymous No.9474951]

>>9474885
Yeast is not bacteria.

[Anonymous No.9474952]

>>9474904
uses avocado as a cheese sub
sprinkles mozzarella on top
fuck this webm

[Anonymous No.9474986]

>>9469157
>>9468190

we're all just animals anon.

[Anonymous No.9474997]

>>9474811
says in the file name numb nuts

[Anonymous No.9475000]

>>9474764
that is so brutal, seen it so many times but haven't ever seen the end.

[Anonymous No.9475033]

>>9469269
fucking wicked m8

[Anonymous No.9475038]

>>9470774
thats literally just fucking alfredo lmao.

[Anonymous No.9475042]

>>9470779
ONE PODDDD FUGGGG XDDDD

[Anonymous No.9475048]

>>9471909
Why are you even on this board, if you don't understand the need for olive oil and butter to coincide?

[Anonymous No.9475055]

>>9474823
you are a fucking retard. substituting anything that requires a high amount of oil with nothing but butter and see what you get.

>protip: burnt butter i.e brown butter

kys.

t. chef

[Anonymous No.9475077]

>pass me a beebun, bro

[Anonymous No.9475093]

>>9475077

ok, what I'm looking at? Is it actually edible?

[Anonymous No.9475099]

>>9475055
Mix oil and butter together and it smokes at the same temperature as just butter.

[Anonymous No.9475104]

>>9473791
An overweight chef looks authentic.

[Anonymous No.9475106]

>>9475099
>>9475099
>>9475099
prove it cock sucker fag boi

[Anonymous No.9475116]

>>9474113
The webm has something triggering for everyone, including the cilantro haters.

[Anonymous No.9475122]

>>9474050
>man-up means causing unnecessary suffering to living creatures
Fuck off, you subhuman.

[Anonymous No.9475123]

>>9474811
This

[Anonymous No.9475128]

>>9475123
Pepe vs. 2 japanese men

[Anonymous No.9475146]

>>9469306
I'm going to keep eating real meat for the rest of my life, it doesn't matter how good your fake lab meat tastes

[Anonymous No.9475172]

>>9470836

this isn't as bad as people are making it out to be. but that chicken belongs on CRUNCHWRAPS, not tacos. it'll be shit for a taco. MAYBE a burrito with rice.

[Anonymous No.9475181]

>>9474764
It keeps coming! What the hell, man.

[Anonymous No.9475196]

>>9474904
>coconut oil, almond flour, avocados
first 3 ingredients are memes
>uses avocado as cheese sub
>proceeds to use multiple cheeses and other dairy

cantwakeup.xcf

[Anonymous No.9475201]

>>9473481
>they certainly respond and avoid things that injure them

as do plants

[Anonymous No.9475208]

>>9470779
>taco seasoning

[Anonymous No.9475239]

>>9475077
We people are strange beings...

[Anonymous No.9475240]

[Anonymous No.9475241]

>>9475077
-What flavor is that ?
BEE FLAVOR

[Anonymous No.9475250]

>>9475208
sosig

[Anonymous No.9475266]

>>9475196
Nothing wrong with memes. Memes are love, memes are life and all that jazz.

[Anonymous No.9475275]

>>9475239
Those people are just giving something back to the bees that have given us so much sweet honey. It's a nice gesture. Bees and people there are living together in harmony.

[Anonymous No.9475307]

>>9470774
broccoli is one of the tastiest vegetables out there, why burgers can only steam them? and why this board is still so gay

[Anonymous No.9475316]

>>9467580
His name is Robert Paulson

[Anonymous No.9475330]

>>9475055

You cannot read. I plainly said the people who do it are wrong. The fact is that a lot of your fellow chefs both recommend using oil and butter and do it themselves. They are not correct when they say it lowers the smoke point of the butter, but it doesn't matter. They still do it.

[Anonymous No.9475332]

>>9475330

*raises the smoke point

Whoops

[Anonymous No.9475388]

>>9468392
Yeast is vegan and also is the only vegan source of many b vitamins

[Anonymous No.9475399]

[Anonymous No.9475402]

>>9475399
wtf is wrong with those eggs

[Anonymous No.9475408]

>>9475402
It's like they super soft boiled them.

[Anonymous No.9475424]

>>9475240
Eat ur waifu

[Anonymous No.9475426]

>>9470782
I don't eat shrimp but wouldn't the tails not be good for eating?

[Anonymous No.9475433]

>>9470779
>"Taco Seasoning"

Mexico, explain yourselves

[Anonymous No.9475439]

>>9475307
Steamed broccoli is just so good. I tried oven roasting it, I stir fried it, but even though it's good, I just love it when it's steamed.

[Anonymous No.9475448]

>>9475433
Mexico wouldn't invent that. They just throw shit together. This has white people written all over it.

[Anonymous No.9475451]

>>9475426
If they're fried crispy they're good, but in a dish like that I think you're right. I guess it's just for the looks.

[Anonymous No.9475455]

>>9475402
I guess you've never had non GMO "imperfect" eggs before

[Anonymous No.9475466]

>>9475241
>oh so honey ri...
NO. BEE FLAVORED.

[Anonymous No.9475489]

>>9475077
So that's why all the bees are dying

[Anonymous No.9475801]

>>9467456
>>9467479
>>9467487
>>>/wsg/1898313

>>9469259
>>>/wsg/1898320

[Anonymous No.9475811]

>>9470782
>leaving the tail on
Fucking lazy

[Anonymous No.9475818]

>>9475426
No, it's lazy and you make the person eating have to pick the tail off the shrimp, and also out of their mouth when a stray piece of tail gets into the pasta. Fucking ruins it

[Anonymous No.9475865]

[Anonymous No.9475876]

>>9467482
>Actually salted the tomatoes
10/10

[Anonymous No.9475882]

[Anonymous No.9475886]

>>9475077
>Be child and step on bee
>Go to pick it up and bury it
>It stings me
Staying the fuck away from bees

[Anonymous No.9475892]

>>9469159
is anyone else a bit aroused by this?

[Anonymous No.9475904]

>>9469337
>>9469372
>gee why is it in countries where people don't treat each other good they don't treat animals good either

[Anonymous No.9475907]

>>9467482
Mistakes made in this webm

>Instead of marinading the chuck like a smart person would do if they didn't just go with S and P, just leaves it in the fridge pressed against some garlic cloves so it can... cool down on the inside. What does this accomplish other then very mildly salt curing the meat?
>le big mac secrit sauce Xdd
>using a portable stove instead of a range (less heat esp. with shitty American wall voltage, whereas the range will use 240v anyway. I assume he's American because he's using pounds and he's making a fucking burger)
>lettuce/tomato on bottom (props for seasoning it though, I would've added a pinch of pepper as well).

[Anonymous No.9475910]

>>9473518
Just because animals don't experience pain the way that humans do doesn't mean they don't experience pain at all

[Anonymous No.9475911]

>>9475904
Even niggers in Detroit take care of their dogs. Detroit is hell on Earth - and China is less then that. Fucking dog eaters.

[Anonymous No.9475918]

>>9475911
The difference in your example is the dogs the niggers are taking care of are their own

Do niggers treat other people's dogs well?

[Anonymous No.9475944]

nice to see a webm thread without those shitty mexican wet chips

[Anonymous No.9475959]

[Anonymous No.9475960]

>>9475907
>Instead of marinading the chuck
A true marinade would probably be too overpowering. This will just give a mild effect.

>le big mac secrit sauce Xdd
but what is the mistake? ..other than "meme" because everything is a meme.

>using a portable stove
Those burgers didn't look undercooked to me.

>letuce/tomate on bottom
Tomato, yeah I wouldn't put it there either. Lettuce: absolutely on the bottom.

[Anonymous No.9475965]

>>9475944
So you want someone to post those.. because that's what happens when you say something like that.

[Anonymous No.9475976]

>>9475965
how do we delete a post?

[Anonymous No.9475981]

>>9475886
>first trample the bee
>then try to bury it alive
>surprised it stings
anon, come on..

[Anonymous No.9475996]

>>9475981
I mean, I was in pre-k. What do you expect?

[Anonymous No.9476023]

>>9475976
Check the box to the left of your post, go to lower right of screen and press delete button

[Anonymous No.9476044]

>>9475918
The dogs the Chinese eat are their own too. They breed them for the slaughter like pigs.

[Anonymous No.9476132]

>>9476044
yup

[Anonymous No.9476156]

>>9469154
Disgusting. Hope the schizo chink explode you all.

[Anonymous No.9476398]

>>9467482
>fake cheese
>shit greenery
All that hard werk....

[Anonymous No.9476412]

>>9468363
>now for the egg
mein nerger wat U do?

[Anonymous No.9476439]

>>9470782
That forkfull with the hard ass tip still there.

[Anonymous No.9476767]

>>9468159
Don't play with your food, it's poor manners.

[Anonymous No.9476949]

>>9467511
Except for the part where he squished all the fucking juice out of the burger.

[Anonymous No.9477136]

>>9476044
Uh... there's a difference between your pets and livestock
Are you outraged when a farmer eats his cows?

[Anonymous No.9477196]

>>9475865
Not saying chopsticks are a bad way of eating shit, but is anyone else surprised they still use them today?

[Anonymous No.9477318]

>>9475959
Oh hey it's Austin Powers.

[Anonymous No.9477354]

>>9475433
this is by americans for americans, nobody here knows what is that or what it contains

[Anonymous No.9477500]

>>9469465
I hate american choose so much, but it does go well on a burger. That's it tho. Maybe with saltines if you're poor.

[Anonymous No.9477504]

>>9474597
Fucking retard, gorgonzola is the best on a burger

[Anonymous No.9477751]

>>9470845
>dipped in ketchup
ew