Confess me your food sins, /ck/

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Anonymous Mon Sep 25 13:12:21 2017 No.9471140 [Reply] [Original]

Confess me your food sins, /ck/

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 13:15:52 2017 No.9471152 icecream with sriracha

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 13:16:27 2017 No.9471155 I am gay

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 13:17:00 2017 No.9471160 I eat my pasta sauce/meatballs separate from my margarine and Parmesan pasta when I'm not with other people

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 13:17:23 2017 No.9471162 >>9471140 When I'm depressed I dip Cool Ranch Doritos in sour cream.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 13:17:47 2017 No.9471166 >>9471160 >margarine and Parmesan pasta wut

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 13:19:04 2017 No.9471171 >>9471166 >he doesn't know

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 13:19:20 2017 No.9471174 File: 32 KB, 500x500, 1344250155112.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9471140 i like a medium rare steak

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 13:21:41 2017 No.9471183 >>9471174 This isn't a sin anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 13:24:54 2017 No.9471199 >>9471155 I am also gay.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 13:25:42 2017 No.9471202 >>9471155 >>9471199 you guys drank from plastic bottles, didn't you?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 13:26:32 2017 No.9471204 This one time I ate non kosher

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 13:27:19 2017 No.9471206 I put a slice each of ham and cheese in a tortilla, fold it over in half like a quesadilla and microwave for 1 minute.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 13:27:57 2017 No.9471208 >>9471202 I did! How did you know?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 13:28:36 2017 No.9471210 >>9471202 Yes. In my country, ladies don't expose their breasts, so mothers pump milk privately and keep it in plastic bottles/bags to feed their babies.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 13:28:45 2017 No.9471212 >>9471206 add a drizzle of sriracha and you have yourself some authentic mexican street food

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 13:30:54 2017 No.9471220 I like the frozen cheeseburgers from the dollar tree >>9471162 cool ranch dipped in french onion dip is some of the best snacking

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 13:39:22 2017 No.9471246 I like my steak well done from the fear of diseases from rarer cooked steaks.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 13:43:46 2017 No.9471259 I just ate two Chipotle burritos

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 13:44:01 2017 No.9471261 >>9471246 You are literally retarded.

Anonymous Mon Sep 25 13:50:28 2017 No.9471282

>>9471140
When the roommate's away, pizza i will play. An empty house was such a bad thing for me. He went to visit his gf so i was alone for hours. I basically had it planned...he gets into his car and i've already hit the order button on the website. Lg pizza, 10 wings, and Mega fries. When all was said and done there would be 2 pieces of pizza left, maybe 3 or 4 wings, and little to no fries (thing was huge too).

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 13:51:59 2017 No.9471289 >>9471140 I unironically enjoy avocado toast. I rent too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 13:52:44 2017 No.9471293 File: 23 KB, 350x224, 4b2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9471210 Canada?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 13:56:18 2017 No.9471304 >mix barbecue sauce into mashed potatoes >have never once tried mayo because the smell makes me want to vomit >put ketchup on pancakes instead of syrup >hate barbecue flavored chips Just some of mine.

Anonymous Mon Sep 25 13:57:25 2017 No.9471307

>>9471140
I like ketchup with my steak. And quite honestly, I think there's fuck all wrong with it. I actually think it's the perfect condiment. It accentuate's the umami flavor of the beef, while balancing out the saltiness. Of course, I know you pretentious faggots will judge me for it, because you're ignorant fucks, who are incapable of forming opinions of your own, and instead only believe whatever your favorite reality TV 'chef' tells you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 13:59:54 2017 No.9471309 File: 48 KB, 500x667, 1427838639285.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9471307 >Muh umami >OOHMAMI >UHHMUMMI yourmommy

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 14:00:26 2017 No.9471311 File: 482 KB, 1024x768, ketchup.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9471140

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 14:03:16 2017 No.9471317 >>9471202 Worse, they were fed soy-based formula

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 14:06:47 2017 No.9471323 >>9471317 Its true. My mom said I kept biting so she eventually switched me to formula.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 14:06:49 2017 No.9471324 >>9471317 even worse, they were directly injected with concentrated estrogen when they were bebbes

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 14:07:34 2017 No.9471327 I've ate 3 burgers today. I'm working on the perfect size might be 4-5 by midnight.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 14:08:19 2017 No.9471330 File: 16 KB, 550x309, 1414793270101.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9471323 Babies are supposed to transition to solid food once their primary teeth starts coming out

Anonymous Mon Sep 25 14:19:03 2017 No.9471364

>>9471140
Chocolate frijoles and lime chips.
Fried Tortilla chips with cheese and Barbeque sauce.
Melted cheese with soy sauce and lime juice.
Boiled lettuce with salt, pepper, and Apple cider vinegar.
Stir fried apples and bananas with lo mein noodles.
Tortilla with garlic yogurt and sun dried tomato.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 14:24:16 2017 No.9471372 >>9471220 They're fine for a good snack at night. Like it's 2AM, little bag of chips and one of those are great.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 14:25:56 2017 No.9471377 You know what I douse my italian subs with? Barbecue sauce, italian vinaigrette, and chipotle mayo. And I love every bite.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 14:30:10 2017 No.9471391 so is this like /v/ where i go " i actually like to cook "

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 14:35:43 2017 No.9471399 I eat like mixing mayonnaise and a pâté and eat it straight.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 14:37:19 2017 No.9471404 I once followed a recipe to make crepe mix using the powder pancake mix and didnt have butter so I sprayed PAM cooking spray into the mix....

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 14:38:21 2017 No.9471409 >>9471140 I eat my smegma

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 14:39:24 2017 No.9471412 >>9471404 >>9471409 I can't decide which is worse.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 14:40:28 2017 No.9471414 >>9471409 Rethink your life

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 14:41:05 2017 No.9471417 >>9471140 I enjoy eating raw carrots with A-1 steak sauce.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 15:02:28 2017 No.9471465 Chips Ahoy chocolate chip cookies with NabiscoEasy Cheese.bretty gud

Anonymous Mon Sep 25 16:35:43 2017 No.9471754
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>>9471140
Sometimes I go to 3 or 4 fast food restaurants to put together the ideal fast good meal. For examplr
>Whataburger for a Monterey Melt
>Sonic for chili cheese tots
>Burger King for an original chicken sandwich
>Long Johns for a couple fish planks
>Taco Bell for a 12 pack of Cinnabon Delights (swing into a gas station for a quart of whole milk)

Sometimes I have the will power to get it all back home to feast, but sometimes I devour each item on the way to the next stop. I'll spend $40-50 on food, another $10 on gas, a couple hours driving around, and eat about 5,000 calories. The shame I feel afterward is all too real

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 16:42:19 2017 No.9471765 >>9471754 Joeysworldtour? Is that you?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 16:53:06 2017 No.9471794 >>9471754 Fuck. Being fat sounds expensive.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 16:59:57 2017 No.9471814 >>9471140 i put crisps in any sandwich i stuff crisps down in sausage rolls, and inside a scotch egg

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 17:03:20 2017 No.9471823 >>9471140 On lazy nights, sometimes I'll make chili tots. Throw tater tots in the over until they're crispy, then top with canned chili, shredded cheese, and finely diced green onion. If you have any leftover meat in your fridge, throw that in too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 17:05:44 2017 No.9471830 File: 36 KB, 1280x720, thumbsdown.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9471754 this food sin is to great. proceed to the flogging chamber.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 17:16:32 2017 No.9471860 >>9471307 >I think there's fuck all wrong with it >still gets defensive as fuck Lmao. Of course there's nothing objectively wrong with it. But it overpowers the taste.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 17:31:11 2017 No.9471900 >>9471307 Pretentious faggot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 18:09:28 2017 No.9472041 >>9471330 >>9471323 even toothless babies can fuck up a nipple, especially since it's swollen and sensitive

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 18:49:56 2017 No.9472182 File: 373 KB, 1006x2016, 20170707_110209-1006x2016.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9471823 Fuckin love chili cheese tots. I usually get mine from Sonic

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 18:51:25 2017 No.9472189 i am 35 years old and i never drank an energy drink in my life lmao

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 18:53:25 2017 No.9472198 >>9471754 How fat?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 18:53:27 2017 No.9472199 I used to cook rice like pasta -- bring a big pot of water to a boil, dump the rice in, cook until tender (20-30 minutes), then pour it in a strainer to get rid of the excess water.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 18:58:29 2017 No.9472217 If I'm really hungry but don't feel like makign a whole big thing, I'll make like a cup of oatmeal. Then I'll add to it one diced up chicken patty, a ton of hot sauce, and top with chees

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 19:06:47 2017 No.9472246 I go to Cracker Barrel every Sunday because it reminds me of my grandparents

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 19:10:44 2017 No.9472260 I put peanut butter in chili. Just my bowl, though. I also like honey French dressing in cottage cheese. Shit's gud.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 19:11:16 2017 No.9472261 >>9472246 they were racists were they

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 19:13:12 2017 No.9472267 >>9471304 >BBQ sauce in potatoes Hell yeah boi. My aunt made a bomb-ass crockpot BBQ chicken and the sauce was the stuff of heaven. Ladled it over EVERYTHING on the plate.

Anonymous Mon Sep 25 19:14:02 2017 No.9472271

>>9471140

I am 5'7 and as for 3 days ago passed the 400lbs mark. I've been shit on my whole life and everyone makes fun of me. I'm fucking only 21 years old yet I am fucking BALDING as bad as a 60 year old man. My dick is small, my only friend is my bird and food. I eat 4000-6000 calories a day. I order food twice a day because I am too ashamed to go out. I have my groceries delivered to me often and I won't leave the house for weeks. I will go through what would normally be 2-3 weeks of food for 1 person in a few days. My favorite meals are pepperoni and bacon pizza with ranch, french fries, bacon cheese burgers and chicken strips. I eat this daily and usually one pint of Ben&Jerry's or a full chocolate cake. I want to die. I don't care anymore.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 19:15:27 2017 No.9472274 >>9472261 They were boomers.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 19:15:29 2017 No.9472275 >>9472271 American here. So which part of that was the confession? Cause it all sounded pretty normal to me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 19:16:36 2017 No.9472281 >>9472274 they jihaded themselves in a suicide bombing did they

Anonymous Mon Sep 25 19:17:11 2017 No.9472283
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>>9472271

Fuck society bro. Keep eating. Be proud to be who you are and be proud to be an American. You don't need to be apologetic for shit. Society is vain and evil and even if you were skinny and ripped people would still make fun of you for being below average height, and balding. Embrace the food and up your calorie intake x2. Fuck everyone else. I'm with you. Being 100% serious.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 19:19:30 2017 No.9472287 >>9472281 They Jihaded the housing market, yea.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 19:19:33 2017 No.9472288 >>9472283 Some say she is still stuck there to this day, living off a supply of string cheese and mountain dew provided by the store.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 19:24:20 2017 No.9472310 >>9472271 Not to be a downer but from my observation if you're past 20 and you're socially stunted you're done for, esp when unattractive Just accept the fat life and the years you have left, maybe try finding chubby chasers to fuck a bit

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 19:27:32 2017 No.9472322 I eat pork at questionable temperatures. Hasn't caused a problem yet, but luck does run out.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 19:35:56 2017 No.9472359 >>9472198 220 lbs, down from 305

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 19:42:38 2017 No.9472387 File: 415 KB, 922x518, 1501177344515.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9472359 wow, actually expected way fatter not bad, congrats on the loss

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 19:42:54 2017 No.9472389 I get little caesers regularly and will dip it into a jar of queso after it cools down.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 19:54:24 2017 No.9472415 >>9472389 I do the same except I dip it into salsa or nutella depending on my mood.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 19:55:07 2017 No.9472417 >>9471140 I lie about how much salt and butterfat I use in my dishes. I tell them I used less and that I used margarine just so I can pretend to be amazing when they say whenever they do it it never tastes as good.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 20:14:32 2017 No.9472488 I keep eating jalapeños knowing I will get the shits

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 20:16:42 2017 No.9472501 >>9472389 I go to CiCi's and dip pizza slices into the alfredo sauce

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 20:54:24 2017 No.9472703 Whenever im not stuffed I get anxiety attacks and go to the kitchen and eat random shit until it goes away

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 21:04:46 2017 No.9472744 File: 31 KB, 441x199, owl yaoi.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i once pan-fried watermelon and it tasted like corn

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 23:01:13 2017 No.9473196 >>9472271 Your dick probably isn't small you're just fat.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 23:04:38 2017 No.9473203 I like full sugar energy drinks. Especially the ones that have that slight chemical taste so you know it's bad for you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 23:07:11 2017 No.9473210 >>9471140 I legitimately like fast food, especially Taco Bell and Wendy's. I also enjoy and regularly go to Chinese buffets.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 23:08:02 2017 No.9473214 i make hot sauce pasta sometimes shells, butter, franks

Anonymous Mon Sep 25 23:17:48 2017 No.9473249
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>>9471140
Sometimes I don't eat one legitimate thing a day. I'll wake up eat nothing for breakfast, drink some coffee. Eat cereal for lunch and then eat something like spinach and cookies for dinner. I don't know why I do these things.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 23:19:02 2017 No.9473251 i like raw onions but hate them cooked

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 23:20:20 2017 No.9473256 File: 110 KB, 724x844, 1490852036056.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9471140 The only time I ever eat or touch ketchup is with a Hot Dog.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 23:24:56 2017 No.9473278 I don't really like most vegetables when they're not in some kind of sandwich.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 23:43:51 2017 No.9473351 Whenever a recipe calls for onions, I use shallots instead. Forgive me, Father.

Anonymous Mon Sep 25 23:47:28 2017 No.9473368
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>>9471140
every saturday and sunday i get an entire can of corned beef hash and cook it in butter, ill fry 2-3 eggs and put them on top and if i have whole hashbrowns ill put them ontop of the eggs and eat the whole thing, if i have cheese ill do the same

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 23:58:00 2017 No.9473408 >>9472387 >FUCK SARGE WHAT DO WE DO?!? WE'RE OUT OF PLACES TO STORE THE FAT, IT KEEPS COMING >THE FOREHEAD PUT IT IN THE FOREHEAD OH FUKKK

Anonymous Tue Sep 26 00:21:27 2017 No.9473491
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>>9471140
Probably not quite what you meant, but when I was 3 I wanted to help my Mom round the house, so I fed her fish while she napped.
With Strawberry Quik.
>there were no survivors

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 00:22:34 2017 No.9473494 >>9471140 i eat sourcream and onion chips with french onion dip nearly everyday as a snack

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 00:31:43 2017 No.9473507 File: 58 KB, 1190x595, heres-what-imitation-crab-meat-is-really-made-of.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Surimi/imitation crab meat is my favorite kind of meat.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 00:31:49 2017 No.9473508 I eat instant ramen raw

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 01:22:23 2017 No.9473624 >>9473507 So that's what I ate the other night. It was so flavorless

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 01:59:45 2017 No.9473683 >>9471140 I get ranch dipping sauce with my wings

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 02:01:25 2017 No.9473688 >>9472703 You should see someone about that

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 02:05:40 2017 No.9473691 >>9472189 Good, they taste like fermented piss

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 02:08:35 2017 No.9473697 >>9473508 thats pretty normal i'm pretty sure that everyone who eats instant ramen has had it raw a couple times they even sell little snacks of dried ramen in japan

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 02:23:23 2017 No.9473722 >>9471140 I've worked at a concession stand at a nudist beach for three years. >Fuck around on here when business was slow >Pilfer food and never get caught >BBQ at work and sell shit out of my own pocket

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 02:24:58 2017 No.9473726 >>9471304 Ketchup on pancakes wtf

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 02:32:13 2017 No.9473740 >>9472217 are you for real? this sounds awful

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 02:34:37 2017 No.9473746 >>9472271 god damn dude you're a hungry fucker aintcha

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>>9471140
I do not microwave my food long enough because it prevents me from eating it sooner. Usually the center is still partially frozen and I just eat it like that because I need some kind of immediate stimuli when I get home because every day of my life is depressing and stressful

Anonymous Tue Sep 26 02:47:46 2017 No.9473770
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>>9471140
I do not microwave my food long enough because it prevents me from eating it sooner. Usually the center is still partially frozen and I just eat it like that because I need some kind of immediate stimuli when I get home because every day of my life is depressing and stressful

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 03:07:10 2017 No.9473815 I order cheeseburgers with nothing but meat and cheese

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 03:49:31 2017 No.9473900 Me and my brother both work at the same pizza place so extra pizza gets brought home often and I eat the stuff basically every other day as a result

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 03:58:04 2017 No.9473906 >>9473726 Not him, but I like curry ketchup on pancakes (yuro style pancakes).

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 04:48:14 2017 No.9473969 >>9471304 >mix barbecue sauce into mashed potatoes >have never once tried mayo because the smell makes me want to vomit You better start standing for the anthem Kaepernick

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 04:51:37 2017 No.9473978 >>9471307 Hey If the ketchup is hand made with heirloom tomatoes, ramp instead of onion, and an obscure blend of verjuice and aceto balsamico bianco, and it's all organic, most of the pretenders around here would jizz in their pants.

Anonymous Tue Sep 26 05:19:11 2017 No.9474011

I'm an old-school ex-military cook married to the laziest human being alive. All she does is sit on the couch, eat fucking garbage snacks, and play iPad while watching the real housewives of who the fuck cares and whatever unmarried teen slut knocked up by a nigger shows MTV coughs up.

She has doubled her body weight since we got married and smokes copious amounts of weed, to the point that she now gets out of breath walking up a flight of twelve stairs.

No matter what I do, I can't get her to cook or clean more than once or twice a month.

I watch her eat 3000+ calories a day in snacks instead of making actual meals and getting to feel full.

Every time I shop for food ingredients she waits until I'm busy elsewhere then raids the groceries, opens everything, and takes a couple of bites of anything she can, whether it's earmarked for a dish or not.

I take vows seriously. I took a vow to serve in the military, and I did. I took a vow to stick by her until death do us part, and I will.

But every time I cook for her I make sure she's eating as much fat, grease, salt and sugar as I can hide in the food. She's pre-diabetic and has diverticulitis and hemorrhoids and is on six different kinds of medication.

Unless she changes as I've asked her to, I give her ten years tops until heart disease, the beetus, cancer or something similar kills her.

Food is the loaded gun. She's the one putting it in her mouth and pulling the trigger. I absolve myself of responsibility. And when she dies, I'm going back to the gym, buying a new bike, getting ripped as fuck like I was in my 20's, and marrying a 24 year old milk skinned redhead who will bear me six strong children.

TL:DR- I'm tired of trying to get my wife to be a decent active human being so instead I'm facilitating the worlds slowest suicide.

Anonymous Tue Sep 26 05:25:20 2017 No.9474018

>>9474011

dude just get a divorce man c'mon, you seem like a pretty honourable guy but marriage is a two way street and if she isn't willing to put in the effort fuck her

You would probably be a lot less bitter and might even be happy some day

whatever you decide to do gl anon

Anonymous Tue Sep 26 05:31:07 2017 No.9474023

>>9474018
Crazy thing is, we're happy. She's happy because I'm a great fucking cook so she gets to be lazy. I'm happy because despite her faults I love her. I'm not bitter. But I'm going to keep her happy, even if it kills her in her 30's. And then I'm going to start living for myself not 'us'.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 05:31:42 2017 No.9474024 >>9474011 >>9474011 sounds like ... the real-life Revenge of the Dependapotamus! http://terminallance.com/2013/11/29/terminal-lance-revenge-of-the-dependapotamus-1/

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 05:36:24 2017 No.9474031 I am addicted to 7-Eleven Taquitos.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 06:06:25 2017 No.9474056 >>9471311 Looks good asf making this for brekki.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 06:08:49 2017 No.9474058 >>9471409 Yum...will you share anon? I will lick it all up for you and french kiss you right after so we swirl it all over eachothers mouths...

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 06:10:37 2017 No.9474061 >>9472199 Hmmm might try this.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 06:13:55 2017 No.9474068 >>9472322 Same, It is so fucking good rare. I can't stop. My ex would slurp down full slices of bacon right out of the package so I guess I could be worse.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 07:40:03 2017 No.9474202 >>9474024 Made it page 9 before giving up. Garbage even by webcomics standards, and not especially relevant to my situation. Still, have a (you) for trying.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 08:10:51 2017 No.9474248 I used to ejaculate on food, like a slice of pizza or something, then eat it. Don't do it much anymore though.

Anonymous Tue Sep 26 08:14:57 2017 No.9474258

When I get hungry for meat I'm too impatient to let it sit to room temperature, and hardly ever have the foresight of when I'll want to eat, so I hardly ever do it in advance.

Because of this, all of my steaks and burgers are usually sub-optimal. But I started reverse searing cold steaks and that seemed to bypass the coldness of the meat.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 08:15:02 2017 No.9474259 >>9474248 I used to ejaculate on your food as well Anon. I still do actually.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 08:25:48 2017 No.9474274 >>9471140 >rolled oats >milk >cocoa >pea protein It tastes like shit, looks like shit but contains shitloads of protein.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 08:29:16 2017 No.9474280 >>9472271 I want you to know you disgust me, you piece of shit. What sort of weak willed retard allows themself to get so disgusting?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 08:31:03 2017 No.9474283 I used to spread mayo on white bread and eat it, I would do it like 5-8 times

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 08:37:57 2017 No.9474298 >>9471330 Some babies are born with teeth.... others get some around 3 months...you're supposed to breastfeed until 1 year so the presence of teeth doesn't mean stop nursing

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 09:46:41 2017 No.9474474 >>9472271 >3 days ago passed the 400lbs mark any achievements unlocked?

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>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 09:52:33 2017 No.9474490 >>9471140 I buy healthy food and let it sit in my fridge until it expires

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 10:07:15 2017 No.9474521 >>9471140 Well done steak with ketchup and beer.

Anonymous Tue Sep 26 10:11:48 2017 No.9474528

>>9474490
I do this regularly. I shop, and buy the usual meat, eggs, cheese, bread. Then I feel guilty and go buy some fruit and veggies. But after I come home with all this tasty food, I eat all the meat and stuff I like first, and the vegetables slowly wilt and mold waiting for their turn, every fucking time.

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>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 11:17:48 2017 No.9474659 I have a morbid sexual atraction for Jack.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 11:19:49 2017 No.9474666 I'm french and mock americans on the internet for being a culinary wasteland when I crave burgers like nothing else.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 11:29:12 2017 No.9474684 >>9471140 Ketchup and them carrot sticks meant for kids

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 11:30:47 2017 No.9474688 I cook large portions like I'm cooking for a crowd buy then eat my fill and trash the rest because my friends refuse to let me cook for them

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 11:32:31 2017 No.9474693 File: 434 KB, 5184x3456, crawfish etouffee.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9474666 Your real sin is not craving cajun-creole food.

Anonymous Tue Sep 26 11:33:34 2017 No.9474697
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One time I passed out naked and drunk and when I woke up I dug in my butt crack and found a cheez nips cracker and before I even thought about what I was doing I automatically put it in my mouth and ate it

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 11:36:43 2017 No.9474704 >>9472199 Is this not how normal people cook rice

Anonymous Tue Sep 26 11:41:09 2017 No.9474717

>>9471140
I was really stoned yesterday and I was baking some fruit in the toaster oven with spices and wine but went too far and topped it with Camembert. Was too stinky and just evaporated into a foul-smelling liquid that ruined the taste of the fruit. I tried salvaging it by using it with some Rice Krispies but I had to throw most of it out. I hate overripe Camembert :(

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 11:46:48 2017 No.9474732 >>9474659 That's bad but I actually unironically watch his videos.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 11:53:52 2017 No.9474757 >>9472271 post pics

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 11:57:26 2017 No.9474769 >>9473368 Hash doesn't need butter you fuck.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 16:55:37 2017 No.9475655 >>9474693 this looks delicious, Care to share your recipe?

>>	bumpfag Tue Sep 26 17:05:24 2017 No.9475682 >>9471199 I am also gay.

Anonymous Tue Sep 26 17:07:33 2017 No.9475688
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>>9472271
You are a disgusting mass of flesh that consumes so much that you aid in dragging America up on the resources consumer scale. But I posted this to tell you it doesn't have to be this way anon. It's not too late, you can still find discipline and eat dilicious and healthy food, and work out. So change your ways anon, and I can garuntee that at least one aspect of your life will get better.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 17:10:16 2017 No.9475697 I gained 20 kgs during this and last year.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 17:25:50 2017 No.9475747 >>9475655 I rarely make crawfish etouffee, but it's one of my to-to dishes when I eat cajun-creole. That was just a picture I found on the googles.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 17:39:13 2017 No.9475791 >>9472271 >Eating a normal healthy diet I fail to see the issue here

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 17:49:35 2017 No.9475823 >>9471140 Fritos and cream cheese. How many hail Marys?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 18:01:29 2017 No.9475852 >>9471140 I hate pinapple on top of pizza

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 18:09:14 2017 No.9475873 >>9471140 I empathize with those who don't like spicy food. It feels absolutely horrible in your stomach after you eat it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 19:39:07 2017 No.9476128 File: 29 KB, 657x527, BigEyesPepe.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9471404

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 20:58:27 2017 No.9476425 >>9472271 What the ABSOLUTE FUCK am I even reading?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 21:06:42 2017 No.9476446 >>9474011 >>9474023 man up and stop being so passive aggressive. Divorce her or at the very least dont enable her and then post on a mongolian throat singing forum about how much you hate all the chores you need to do.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 21:13:52 2017 No.9476467 I like to take a slice of pizza, put salad on top, fold the slice tip to crust, and eat it like a sandwich

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 21:34:02 2017 No.9476520 >>9473249 I often don't eat anything even though I cook daily. Just get side tracked and it gets late. Didn't eat 3 days last week.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 21:36:21 2017 No.9476524 Ranch on pizza. Southern US has indoctrinated me to this delicious degeneracy

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 21:36:22 2017 No.9476526 Sometimes I'll just have a sandwich consisting of bacon, cheddar cheese, and some good ass bbq sauce, in between some bread of course. Damn that sauce is good

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 21:37:39 2017 No.9476530 >>9474697 Toppest kek

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 21:39:04 2017 No.9476537 Sometimes I dip my mac n cheese in ketchup. What makes me do this?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 21:43:24 2017 No.9476554 Been texting the ex here and there. Started because I made one of the breads she loved and reached out because reminiscing. We cooked together too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 21:46:13 2017 No.9476565 >>9476446 This feels too eloquently written to be true. But if so, I agree with you

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 21:50:48 2017 No.9476578 >>9471140 I'm a glutton for crispitos

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 21:57:45 2017 No.9476602 everyday is Bo time for me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 22:14:29 2017 No.9476656 >>9474011 start going back to the gym now, time is of the essence.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 23:47:09 2017 No.9476944 I drink 2 liters of diet coke everyday

Anonymous Wed Sep 27 02:21:09 2017 No.9477326

>>9471140
recent one. poor af atm, so I boiled some macaroni noodles I had. a girl I kicked out of my apartment left my bottle of trader joe's seafood cocktail sauce open (someone had left it on a curb in a box labeled free food), so I used it on the noodles so as not to be wasteful. bad idea, the bright, sugary horseradishy sauce was way too tangy for the noodles. the fried soyrizo and olives I added made it edible but that's only cause they blocked some of the sauce flavor. never again.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 02:23:35 2017 No.9477329 I'm a pretty decent cook but the vast majority of my diet consists of pasta, ramen and frozen pizza. >working in kitchens broke me

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 03:27:50 2017 No.9477435 File: 2.39 MB, 286x258, 1490080923056.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9473408

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 04:47:51 2017 No.9477551 >>9471140 I stopped going to the gym and gained 40lbs because shit diet and no exercise over 3 years.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 04:56:52 2017 No.9477563 high blood pressure from excessive sodium intake

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 05:28:49 2017 No.9477613 >>9474031 agreed i cant get enough of them sometimes i buy 5 of them after work and thats my dinner for the night

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 05:30:29 2017 No.9477616 I rub mayonnaise all over my body because I want to be white

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 05:36:33 2017 No.9477629 I lick my finger then dab it in the pool of rock salt at the bottom of the pretzel bag. I cut slithers off cold butter and eat it by itself.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 05:39:42 2017 No.9477636 >>9477551 lol dude I did that in 1 year turn it the fuck around anon, before it's too late

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 05:52:14 2017 No.9477659 I... I love kalimotxo.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 06:11:20 2017 No.9477682 >>9477629 >slithers That's a verb dumbass, you mean 'slivers'.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 06:11:22 2017 No.9477683 >>9471404 Nothing wrong with this.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 06:41:38 2017 No.9477717 File: 10 KB, 220x200, 16 - 2 (13).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I used to eat expired chocolate bars. I regret nothing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 07:10:38 2017 No.9477750 >>9477682 It was snake butter, ass.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 07:56:12 2017 No.9477831 >>9474704 Not sure bout you weirdos but us Asians soak the rice in water and THEN bring it to a boil for 20-30 minutes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 07:58:21 2017 No.9477838 >>9476526 Same >toasted white bread >sliced cheese >thai-style fried egg >black pepper sauce >thai chili sauce Wa la, and if I have frozen patties, I'll put it in place of the eggs

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 08:11:32 2017 No.9477859 >>9477717 to be fair, most chocolate bras have more of a half life than an expiration date

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 08:12:25 2017 No.9477861 File: 266 KB, 1200x1200, 1490720943502.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9477859 >chocolate bra

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 08:21:19 2017 No.9477870 File: 93 KB, 250x252, 35a4ae1e-fb67-48e8-99bb-347c538c066b.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9477859 I can't imagine most chocolate bras lasting to their expiration date.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 08:24:43 2017 No.9477876 I break my spaghetti in half so I don't have to slowly push them into the water.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 08:26:09 2017 No.9477878 >proud maker of bowl cakes since 2011

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 09:26:38 2017 No.9477990 >>9472271 The american national anthem, amen

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 10:05:06 2017 No.9478039 When I start eating peanuts I can hardly stop until I start feeling nauseous And that nausea lasts for the remainder of the day

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 10:09:16 2017 No.9478045 >>9474011 Sounds like she has depression, you probably have anger issues and take them out on her I blame you

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 11:39:06 2017 No.9478265 >>9472271 Well don't die before your bird you prick

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 11:43:52 2017 No.9478279 >>9471282 >friend gets into car >you order pizza >friend comes back in 10 mins instead cos gf didnt wanna hang out ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 12:06:15 2017 No.9478342 >>9473491 You killed your mom?

Anonymous Wed Sep 27 12:14:46 2017 No.9478371
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If Im not cooking for anyone else, I eat my meat raw/blue rare. I will sear it on the outside for 10 seconds at most at a ludicrously high heat and eat immediately. I hunt so this includes venison, grouse, blue jays, wild hog, rabbit, duck, geese you get the idea. Salt and pepper are the only seasoning it ever needs

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 12:17:03 2017 No.9478377 >>9471404 Did it work?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 18:36:31 2017 No.9479842 >>9475823 I've done that it's tasty af

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 18:40:43 2017 No.9479854 >mayo on damn near everything >will not eat ribs >will not eat anything off the bone unless I personally prepared it

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 18:41:17 2017 No.9479856 >>9478371 How many tapeworms you got buddy

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 18:45:16 2017 No.9479868 I eat ice cream out of coffee mugs

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 18:45:52 2017 No.9479872 sometimes if i have leftover bbq'd chicken breast I'll put in a bowl with some franks red hot and a sliver of butter and microwave it. Then top it with some crushed up ritz crackers and bam, hot wings.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 21:22:52 2017 No.9480341 >>9472182 This isn't a sin, fucknut

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 21:55:58 2017 No.9480432 >>9478265 kek

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 22:03:32 2017 No.9480449 I don't actually cook. I put everything in in a rice cooker, including meat, and go from there.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 28 00:34:14 2017 No.9480874 >>9474024 >Dependapotamus A knowledgeable anon recognizing the textbook example I see.

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