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Where can I buy human breastmilk?

>> No.9496777
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>>9496775

>> No.9496781

>>9496775

Local "mommy blogs" on facebook. My wife used to sell GALLONS of that shit. One 8oz serving was $25. Line of birthdefect women a mile long waiting for that shit.

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>>9496781

Pic related. 3 years later and still piles of these fucking bags are in my house.

>> No.9496798

>>9496781
>>9496790
Thanks, bro.

How do I make sure my source isn't infected with HIV?

>> No.9496805

>>9496790
yo lemme get some of your wife's titty juice

>> No.9496815

>>9496798

Buy it from White and Asian women.

Common sense senpai.

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>>9496775

>> No.9497010

>>9496775
Seriously the best milk. Only the breast seems legit.

>> No.9497013

>>9496775
This answer >>9496781 seems to be your best bet, but drugs and diseases can enter that stuff (and you know women these days). There was that story years ago of an ice cream shop selling a human breastmilk ice cream flavor that got shut down because of that risk.

>> No.9497065

ppl on craigslist sell it if it is legal in that area, also you can contact the la leche league in your area

>> No.9497095

>>9496775
Ur mom

>> No.9497164

>>9496815
My brust milk fo kangz anyway

>> No.9497190

>>9496790
>plastic
getting them started young these days I see

>> No.9497198

>>9496781
>literally milking your wife like a cow

kek

>> No.9497201

Just start drinking soy milk and stimulating your nipples twice a day. Im sure somebody around here has the male lactation guide. Endless titty milk.

>> No.9497212

from a central Massachusetts farm in about 20-25 years once my hucow business gets off the ground.

you have to keep it on the DL tho otherwise the USDA will be after my ass

>> No.9497264

>>9497190
My brother would microwave baby formula in a plastic bottle and only feed his son those shitty microwavable baby meals in the plastic containers. Dumb leftist faggot.