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Patty Melt Appreciation Anonymous Mon Oct 2 12:17:16 2017 No.9499308 [Reply] [Original]

Why is the patty melt the greatest sandwich ever created?
>comfy as fuck
>god-tier food
>sauteed onions
>grilled rye
>hearty ingredients
>simple to make
>regular burgers BTFO
Literally the upper echelon of the hamburger realm. If you haven't had one, consider it please.

If you hate patty melts, kindly post elsewhere for this only for lovers of delicious patty melts. Get in here pattyboys the grill's just warming up.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 2 12:18:26 2017 No.9499311 >fuck, we ran out of hamburger buns! >just put the burgers on toast, w/e

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 2 12:21:15 2017 No.9499317 File: 267 KB, 423x260, shakensteak.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9499311 what is tuna/turkey melt what is rueben steak and steak makes a 9/10 patty melt, pic related

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 2 12:23:51 2017 No.9499329 burgers are infinitely more satisfying

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 2 12:25:47 2017 No.9499335 >>9499329 but it is a burger

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 2 12:26:30 2017 No.9499338 >>9499335 no it is not

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 2 12:27:42 2017 No.9499343 >>9499338 >hamburger patty >not a hamburger fuck off dummy

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 2 12:39:11 2017 No.9499376 >>9499343 >no hamburger bun >no hamburger condiments even if you want to call it a hamburger you should be able to recognise that it is distinct from the hamburger i am talking about you dumb pedantic cunt.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 2 12:41:58 2017 No.9499384 /pattyboys/ 2017-eternity

Anonymous Mon Oct 2 12:45:19 2017 No.9499396
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>>9499376
>sees ostrich
>"hey thats not a bird. we all know birds fly."
bb bu-but it's still a bird, it has bird parts
>fuck off you pedantic cunt.

you seem well adjusted sir. check out this delucious burger.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 2 12:47:41 2017 No.9499404 File: 56 KB, 700x700, Puking.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >eating ground beef

Anonymous Mon Oct 2 12:49:19 2017 No.9499412

>>9499396
if you tell someone to draw a hamburger they're not going to draw a patty melt. i know you're capable of recognising that a hamburger is different to a patty melt, anon. the fact that you don't want to shows that your sanity is fraying at the edges.

and hamburgers are much more satisfying than patty melts.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 2 12:52:15 2017 No.9499427 File: 99 KB, 1260x741, bbq-patty-melt-50202355.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9499412 im simply saying the patty melt is a burger and yet better than all burgers. its the Lamborghini of hamburgers.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 2 13:11:09 2017 No.9499475 File: 184 KB, 508x384, ways.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] For me, the best hamburger is chili

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 2 13:32:04 2017 No.9499532 >>9499475 The literal best food

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 2 14:22:20 2017 No.9499700 >>9499475 >>9499532 skymeme ohio garbage

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 2 14:22:53 2017 No.9499702 >>9499308 patty melt is pretty great monte cristo is better

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 2 14:28:16 2017 No.9499720 >>9499404 >posting words

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 2 14:29:51 2017 No.9499727 Oddly I prefer patty melts with thick patties while I prefer thin regular burgers. I think the meat holds up better to the sauce/onion/rye flavor with around a 1/4-1/3lb fatter patty than otherwise.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 2 16:26:57 2017 No.9500199 File: 28 KB, 561x449, 1494446165862.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9499404 >Eating anything that isn't reconstituted soy proteins

>>	UT WATSHIT TRANSFER !.gQNUZC8V. Mon Oct 2 16:29:49 2017 No.9500209 File: 33 KB, 400x550, rosiejoneslookagain.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Pattymelt masterrace checking in 1, Whataburger 2. Waffle House 3. My patty melt . . . . powergap . . . Everything else

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 2 16:33:45 2017 No.9500219 >>9499396 >>9500209 love whataburger but i prefer rye. >>9499317 is my fav fast food-wise

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 2 16:58:43 2017 No.9500297 >>9499475 Guiltiest of pleasures It's legit so good

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 2 20:44:23 2017 No.9501044 rye bread or fucking kill yourselves

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 2 20:48:23 2017 No.9501052 It was invented in California. Say thank you to California for the BASED Patty Melt.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 2 21:00:55 2017 No.9501094 That melted cheese covering the savory grilled onion on toasted rye is a fantastic combo with steak fries and vineger malt and a coke on ice mmm good

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 2 21:21:02 2017 No.9501155 >>9499700 Doesn't have to be Skyline. Any Cincinnati chili is fucking godlike.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 2 21:22:04 2017 No.9501161 >>9501052 >sticking a burger between toast >invented fuck off, Calinigger

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 2 23:14:07 2017 No.9501523 >>9499308 its raw senpai

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 2 23:16:35 2017 No.9501533 >>9499308 I always order mine with bacon. Ah fuck. Now i want a patty melt.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 3 08:47:36 2017 No.9502891 >>9501533 add a lil BBQ too while youre at it, whoa black betty famalam

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