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Webm Thread Anonymous Tue Oct 3 19:38:31 2017 No.9505045 [Reply] [Original]

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 3 19:44:26 2017 No.9505068 Oi, fuckass, already a webm topic up. But still, kek.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 3 20:19:37 2017 No.9505228 >>9505045 G R O S S R O S S

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 3 20:22:58 2017 No.9505246 >>9505045 joey what the fuck

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 3 20:24:06 2017 No.9505254 Everything about this is disgusting. Even that thing's hands.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 3 20:25:19 2017 No.9505260 Woo woo woo woo woo

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 3 20:26:11 2017 No.9505264 >>9505045 This is more traumatizing to me than /b/ gore threads

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 3 20:29:40 2017 No.9505281 >people disgusted It's cuz he's black, isn't it? It has nothing to do with the food, you racist cucks.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 3 20:55:56 2017 No.9505371 File: 2.72 MB, 626x360, King of The Egg Fortress.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 3 20:56:58 2017 No.9505376 >>9505281 >Black Get your eyes check anon

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 3 21:01:34 2017 No.9505394 >>9505376 Is it cuz I'm black? What. Does. This. Have. To. Do. With. Food.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 3 23:54:20 2017 No.9506016 File: 2.79 MB, 720x972, 1503187354838.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 00:09:51 2017 No.9506071 File: 1.95 MB, 640x640, 1498125729535.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 00:37:53 2017 No.9506146 >>9506071 chocolate WONDERFALL

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 00:50:18 2017 No.9506185 File: 2.63 MB, 640x360, 1501873616208.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 00:56:18 2017 No.9506205 How does he get out without breaking the eggs?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 00:56:18 2017 No.9506206 >>9505045 i'm scared

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 01:01:06 2017 No.9506218 File: 122 KB, 600x814, birddo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9506071

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 01:07:56 2017 No.9506231 File: 571 KB, 1757x666, 1506573316168.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9505371

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 01:10:13 2017 No.9506238 >>9506185 Say what you will about how gross it looks. But that's an amazing piece of machinery and we're an incredible species to have made it.

Anonymous Wed Oct 4 01:44:46 2017 No.9506323
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>>9505045
>inb4 brainloaf
>inb4 pumpkin spice hot dog
>inb4 mac & cheese with a mile of stretchy cheese
>inb4 banana full of spiders
>inb4 bitch gets incinerated at hibachi restaurant
>inb4 meat_sandwich.webm
>inb4 that claymation shit where a baseball turns into dice when he chops it
>inb4 ‘go’za with a mile of stretchy cheese
>inb4 waitress slams tray of food on businessman’s head
>inb4 shooting a laser at a fucking piece of bacon
>inb4 any of several webms in which Jack is putting shit in a pan full of cold oil
>inb4 mexicans pouring clamato on ramen and doritos in a Styrofoam container
>inb4 hotdog w/mayo balloon explosion
>inb4 LADbible presents a full English fry-up in a partitioned cast iron pan; automatic 12 replies
>inb4 Aunt Myrna's party cheese casserole
>inb4 the culling of the dirt rockets
>inb4 frankenegg.webm
>inb4 the food porn webm with jack edited in at random intervals
>inb4 curry chicken skewers and 8 replies about how gay that guy's face looks when he eats it
>inb4 twisty pasta machine
>inb4 a thousand facebook tasty videos
>inb4 deconstructed/reconstructed big mac
>inb4 somebody's entire jack folder
>inb4 gyroscopic chicken grill
>inb4 the virgin in the egg booth next to Surly Chad
>inb4 pineapple on a fucking pizza
>inb4 the giant platter with 10 different variations of bbq pork
>inb4 that one guy asks if the turkish coffee has pipes underneath the sand
>inb4 the pizza crust is literally a pineapple
>inb4 fried cheesey bread corn cob fuckery
>inb4 taco town
>inb4 somebody's entire culinary squid murder folder
>inb4 anime pancakes

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 01:57:14 2017 No.9506349 >>9506071 >>9506146 >>9506218 >http://www.pjwnex.us/media/text/Golden_Corral.txt In case any of you nig-nogs haven't read this

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 02:00:36 2017 No.9506361 >>9506349 I fucking love those stories

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 02:00:38 2017 No.9506362 >>9506238 Not to mention they save plenty since they're not wasting anything. Shucks, if I died, and I wanted to ensure my body fed someone, that would be the way to go.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 02:07:54 2017 No.9506374 File: 1.73 MB, 1280x720, gabagool.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 02:09:42 2017 No.9506380 File: 2.97 MB, 360x360, cheeseburger.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 02:12:49 2017 No.9506384 File: 2.83 MB, 360x360, bbqribsandwich.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 02:14:26 2017 No.9506388 File: 1.63 MB, 220x227, 1506057076801.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 02:14:39 2017 No.9506389 File: 2.95 MB, 844x460, seggs.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 02:15:39 2017 No.9506392 File: 2.16 MB, 480x480, mug_bananabread.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 02:17:53 2017 No.9506395 File: 2.11 MB, 320x320, food.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 02:19:06 2017 No.9506398 File: 2.52 MB, 500x500, curry_chicken.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 02:19:10 2017 No.9506399 >>9506384 why would anyone ever put ribs on a sandwich? that is the dumbest shit ever

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 02:20:35 2017 No.9506400 File: 1.68 MB, 720x404, 1506312106771.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9506399 >that is the dumbest shit ever That's what my mom said about your penis homeboy

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 02:21:50 2017 No.9506401 File: 2.18 MB, 500x500, creamy_chicken_bacon_pasta.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 02:23:03 2017 No.9506404 File: 2.80 MB, 640x360, 1505514604068.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 02:24:19 2017 No.9506409 File: 2.19 MB, 500x500, one_pot_chicken_fajita_pasta.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 02:26:16 2017 No.9506412 File: 2.70 MB, 500x500, more_pasta.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 02:28:31 2017 No.9506415 >>9506409 >tube pasta

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 02:30:03 2017 No.9506419 >>9506401 I don't get why these sort of videos get circulated. It's not all that interesting, imo. It's fat, fat, and more fat, of course it's going to be delicious, what's the point?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 02:37:11 2017 No.9506431 >>9506323 Maybe it's time you took a break from /ck/

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 02:59:24 2017 No.9506469 >>9506185 now where's the wrekt version with some chink getting pulled into it >this is my fear

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 03:17:25 2017 No.9506497 >>9505045 >american hands >american cuisine

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 03:20:09 2017 No.9506501 File: 1.95 MB, 400x319, 1287007086923.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9505371 >that file name

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 03:29:18 2017 No.9506530 >>9505045 STOP, LARDASS

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 04:49:34 2017 No.9506638 >>9506323 LOLOLOLOLOLOL

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 05:22:42 2017 No.9506703 >>9506400 And they said activated almonds were just a meme.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 05:29:47 2017 No.9506713 >>9506431 Maybe it's time /ck/ stopped reposting webms in every thread.

>>	chop Wed Oct 4 05:37:12 2017 No.9506733 >>9506412 Really nice work on the lemon

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 05:41:42 2017 No.9506745 >>9504821 >>9504821 >>9504821 Why are there two webm threads?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 05:53:43 2017 No.9506772 >>9506323 A true chef must know his tools. Wait a second...

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 05:54:12 2017 No.9506775 >>9506398 mmmm, fattening

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 05:58:32 2017 No.9506785 File: 30 KB, 400x300, rc_ep016_06.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9506398 MORE BUTTER MORE BUTTER MORE BUTTER

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 06:10:24 2017 No.9506808 >>9506404 Delet this

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 06:24:50 2017 No.9506829 >>9506412 >does not completely remove shell from shromp y

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 06:25:27 2017 No.9506830 >>9506733 >why does this pasta taste like hand

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 06:28:57 2017 No.9506838 >>9506830 what does hand taste like anon

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 06:29:20 2017 No.9506839 >>9506838 lick ur hand rn

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 06:30:17 2017 No.9506842 >>9506839 Tastes like my ass

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 06:30:50 2017 No.9506844 >>9506842 kek

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 07:33:04 2017 No.9506924 >>9506713 Every time you bitch about it it reduces my motivation to make any new ones.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 07:37:24 2017 No.9506932 >>9505371 I can't believe people eat egg sandwiches like that In America, we eat cheese sandwiches like that

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 08:56:53 2017 No.9507080 File: 2.83 MB, 408x720, butterspit.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9506323 you forgot butterslut

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 09:10:05 2017 No.9507104 >>9506395 >>9506380 God damn these look delicious

Anonymous Wed Oct 4 09:16:25 2017 No.9507118

>>9506016
that is actually a health risk

>>9506380
>mayo
>ketchup
>analog cheese
>shitty buns
what a waste of good resources

>>9506384
>bbq sauce
ruin a good piece of meat with industry garbage

rest of the material in this thread is actually pretty good

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 10:14:30 2017 No.9507232 >>9507080 That is one nasty bitch lol. I wanna stuff my butterdog down her throat

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 10:16:25 2017 No.9507240 >>9505371 He has to get out somehow

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 10:19:42 2017 No.9507243 >>9507118 competitive eaters don't care about health risks. They only want to make it into Valhala's hall of fame fucking valkyries in the after life and feasting with warriors

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 10:19:49 2017 No.9507244 >>9507118 >shitting on burger sauce and american cheese O B S E S S E D

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 10:37:15 2017 No.9507290 >>9506374 watch it Chrissy!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 10:38:58 2017 No.9507296 File: 2.90 MB, 640x426, 1498250942790.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 10:39:47 2017 No.9507299 >>9505045 Ayo I thought eating disgusting amounts of mayonnaise was a WYPIPO thing

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 10:41:05 2017 No.9507303 >>9506016 WHEN I WAS A LAD-

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 10:41:46 2017 No.9507304 File: 164 KB, 768x1024, fede fucking ræve man.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9507296 what in the actual fuck

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 10:44:28 2017 No.9507309 File: 2.19 MB, 1280x720, bigboybite.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 10:44:46 2017 No.9507310 >>9506349 Always get a chuckle out of this

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 10:50:06 2017 No.9507326 >>9507296 Holy shit son

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 10:52:58 2017 No.9507334 >>9507296 Does she keep relish in her panties? I don't get it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 10:55:14 2017 No.9507343 >>9506185 T H E B O N E E X I T

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 11:00:17 2017 No.9507360 >>9506829 Flavor

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 11:28:23 2017 No.9507470 >>9507244 >calling industry ketchup, mayo and bbq sludge burger sauce >american cheese >cheese top kek. i understand though, can't bring culture to uncultured 'mericans likey they bring freedom with blackhawks and b2 to the "unfree"

Anonymous Wed Oct 4 11:43:09 2017 No.9507513

>>9507470
>industry ketchup
absolutely hilarious that you've chosen the word 'industry' as your savage, damning pejorative. like the best you could do is the fact that it's produced by a company.

>sludge
it's a fucking sauce you bellend. there's nothing sinister about its viscosity

>american cheese
literally designed to have the best possible melting properties in a burger and you bitch because you get it in plastic wrapped slices instead of a plastic wrapped wedge.

stay mad

Anonymous Wed Oct 4 11:51:59 2017 No.9507540

>>9507513
the reason why i mention industry is because it's full of preservatives, added flavors and a shit ton of sugar. might as well eat your fucking burger with canning sugar and flavor.

>literally designed to have the best possible melting properties in a burger and you bitch because you get it in plastic wrapped slices instead of a plastic wrapped wedge.
american cheese is not cheese, it doesn't even taste like cheese, it's a milk product which is cheese-like.

>>	Acbn !7CUUUUUUUU Wed Oct 4 11:52:45 2017 No.9507542 >>9506323 Taco town is the least funny shit

Anonymous Wed Oct 4 11:56:12 2017 No.9507556

>>9507540
>a shit ton of sugar.
it's a ketchup. a ketchup is like a jam intended to be eaten with savoury foods. jams are produced by cooking down acidic, pectinous ingredients with sugar. your power level is low.

>american cheese is not cheese, it doesn't even taste like cheese, it's a milk product which is cheese-like.
american cheese is a blend of cheese with a cheese-like mixture to stretch out the cheese and ensure it is homogenous and stable so it can be transported to all corners of the world in a shelf stable form. it is a triumph of modern engineering and the reason we won where you surrendered.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 12:15:33 2017 No.9507625 >>9505371 India is a strange place

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 12:18:59 2017 No.9507638 >>9506185 the nuggenator

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 12:22:03 2017 No.9507647 >>9505371 big eggs or smol man?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 12:29:04 2017 No.9507674 >>9506016 imminent salmonella

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 12:30:24 2017 No.9507682 >>9506412 > a block of butter

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 12:36:19 2017 No.9507698 >>9507296 I'd still eat that hot dog

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 12:36:54 2017 No.9507701 >>9507647 the man eating the boiled eggs seems to be larger so I'm guessing small man. but also larger than usual eggs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 13:29:58 2017 No.9507842 >>9506218 Too bad this picture is a CG bird from some shitty movie

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 13:30:02 2017 No.9507844 >>9506384 The way they pulled the bones out gave me a boner

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 13:41:54 2017 No.9507881 >>9506323 Triggered level nearly maxed

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 13:44:17 2017 No.9507889 >>9507842 Are you serious? I always thought it was real.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 13:45:45 2017 No.9507893 >>9507556 american "cheese" is probably the most disgusting thing ive ever eaten. >t. switzerland

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 13:47:20 2017 No.9507897 File: 47 KB, 300x300, 1491917796451.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9506323 Funniest thing in this thread.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 13:48:56 2017 No.9507901 File: 9 KB, 390x384, 70206-product.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9507893 You ate fake American cheese. You ate a product that was flavored like American cheese. Real American cheese (the kind you get in a block) is delicious.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 13:49:34 2017 No.9507903 >>9506404 I hope she choked an died desu.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 13:53:46 2017 No.9507912 >>9507698 You may already have

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 13:54:29 2017 No.9507913 File: 152 KB, 1347x898, 1431170147877.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9507901 nah mate sorry. dont want to fight about it but your cheese is really gross

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 13:54:50 2017 No.9507914 >>9507296 is getting a uti really worth spiting a customer?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 13:55:05 2017 No.9507915 >>9507296 >that's funny. I don't remember asking for blue cheese on my hotdog.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 14:02:29 2017 No.9507939 >>9507913 You're entitled to your opinions, no matter how wrong they are. If you can afford it, you should try humboldt fog some day.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 14:04:54 2017 No.9507943 >>9507901 still not real cheese and its fucking disgusting

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 14:05:53 2017 No.9507949 File: 1.62 MB, 360x360, 1500058145425.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9506323 Challenge accepted

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 14:06:56 2017 No.9507953 >>9507949 Are you fucking shitting me right now

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 14:35:43 2017 No.9508052 File: 3.31 MB, 500x746, 200000% MAD.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9506412 >mixing seafood and parmesan Malissimo!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 14:42:05 2017 No.9508072 >>9506932 nigger what the fuck have you never had a bacon egg and cheese sandwich fucking fat amerifat cunt i bet you eat wonderbread too fucking kill yourself retard

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 14:50:17 2017 No.9508104 >>9506231 edible kake

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 14:56:22 2017 No.9508122 >>9507296 i came here to look at food, not to get hard.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 14:59:50 2017 No.9508134 >>9506392 nigga what the fuck, that is undercooked.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 15:05:24 2017 No.9508153 >>9508072 O B S E S S E D!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 15:41:00 2017 No.9508285 >>9507939 >no matter how wrong they are indeed

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 16:11:56 2017 No.9508397 >>9508052 What's wrong with that? The buttery sharp taste goes perfectly with anything.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 17:05:37 2017 No.9508552 >>9506231 is there a clip of the virgin bench

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 17:16:43 2017 No.9508582 File: 1.40 MB, 626x360, 1504508629156.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9508552 yup

Anonymous Wed Oct 4 17:37:29 2017 No.9508645

>>9505371
>>9508582
Might as well share some info about these egg stalls that no one will care about. They basically run late into the night and serve people either returning from a late shift and can't do a proper dinner or people after a night of drinking. They only serve two dishes for the most part. A "bread omelette" and boiled eggs with onion, cayenne and chat masala. Both are pretty good.

I can't even imagine something like an all night egg sandwich stall existing anywhere in the west apart from ironically in nyc or something.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 17:43:41 2017 No.9508679 >>9508645 I live in an east coast tourist town that would do well with one of these. They'd make most of a nights profit at 1 am when the bars close.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 17:48:05 2017 No.9508695 >>9508679 Eggs and bananas are the best hangover preventers there a are. An egg sandwich and banana smoothie stall could do wonders if marketed right.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 17:54:10 2017 No.9508713 >>9506399 Seems like a good way to not get your fingies all saucy

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 17:56:31 2017 No.9508720 >>9506419 Millennials don't know how to cook.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 18:03:11 2017 No.9508737 >>9506404 At first I was sad But then I realize the squid is lucky enough to be getting the opportunity to fight back against the person eating it

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 18:38:15 2017 No.9508849 >>9508645 That's pretty interesting anon. What is it that makes them popular for late shift workers, are there just not other food places open because there's not enough business?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 18:43:08 2017 No.9508867 Anyone have one of those webms of someone making some food with a shitload of potato chips?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 18:47:39 2017 No.9508879 >>9506380 Why ball and squeeze and not just shape into a patty?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 18:51:13 2017 No.9508889 >>9506395 >tortilla why though

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 19:00:56 2017 No.9508915 >>9506412 Looked fine until they just threw that whole stick of butter in there. Jesus Christ.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 19:04:21 2017 No.9508919 >>9508645 Could be popular in a college town, but you would have to make it gimmicky in some way.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 19:05:11 2017 No.9508921 File: 1.25 MB, 1270x954, i spy with my little eye.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9507299 >WYPIPO Oh, baby, tell me more.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 19:07:31 2017 No.9508926 >>9506238 It is, really. I wouldn't see it much different from any ol sausage making (and other forcemeats) if it wasn't for the quality of meat that goes into it needing the ammonia sprays and shit like that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 19:10:27 2017 No.9508933 >>9507949 I-is it gluten free with free range cow dairy?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 19:13:10 2017 No.9508939 >>9506349 good one

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 19:20:57 2017 No.9508960 File: 24 KB, 488x488, 1429693771140.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9506323

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 19:31:53 2017 No.9508973 File: 479 KB, 871x918, kYuNoHT.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9506323 i love u anon

Anonymous Wed Oct 4 19:42:04 2017 No.9509000

>>9508645
The main issue with the West is that it has infinitely more health and safety codes you have to follow, as well as a fair amount of licensing and registration to do anything. If you could just set up shop on the side of a street and sell eggs, you'd see that or something similar happen. But, we've traded that away to feel safer when eating.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 19:45:43 2017 No.9509013 >>9506323 I see there are several on this list I haven't yet seen.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 20:37:06 2017 No.9509182 >>9508072 stick to your halal, francois.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 20:38:45 2017 No.9509189 >>9506016 someone's been to a few bukkakes in their time

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 20:42:24 2017 No.9509210 >>9506713 make some new ones, faggot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 20:43:02 2017 No.9509216 >>9506218 Sauce is from Jack and Jill with Adam Sandler, and no I didn't watch that filth.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 21:27:07 2017 No.9509403 >>9509000 Pretty good trade.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 21:31:25 2017 No.9509425 >>9505371 I made eggs this morning in this fashion, it came out really good desu

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 21:42:43 2017 No.9509463 >>9507901 What the fuck is this, I've literally never seen this in the U.S.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 22:06:04 2017 No.9509527 >>9508645 Both sound good. I would probably be more tempted to eat the boiled eggs one.

>>	None !OPIATE9fy. Wed Oct 4 22:29:43 2017 No.9509605 >>9506323 >inb4 banana full of spiders don't remember ever seeing this before

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 00:18:03 2017 No.9509963 File: 1.71 MB, 640x360, 1502782946658.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 00:19:24 2017 No.9509968 >>9509963 this is a fetish video isn't it anon

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 00:19:28 2017 No.9509969 File: 1.80 MB, 640x640, 1502784150886.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9509963

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 00:21:08 2017 No.9509973 File: 1.97 MB, 640x1136, 1505721271375.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9509969

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 00:24:00 2017 No.9509983 >>9509463 It's a deli block of American cheese, probably a regional brand judging by the label. Did you seriously think Kraft Singles = American Cheese?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 00:46:31 2017 No.9510045 >>9509963 >>9509969 >>9509973 These are creeping me the fuck out

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 00:48:16 2017 No.9510051 >>9510045 >panzy kek

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 01:03:35 2017 No.9510100 >>9509963 She looks the cutest when she's crying. Am I a psychopath?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 01:09:13 2017 No.9510112 >>9510100 Do psychopaths think stuff is cute? Serious question.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 01:10:34 2017 No.9510117 >>9510112 You know that's actually a good point. I guess I'm just a sadist.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 01:25:40 2017 No.9510153 >>9506380 >taking instructions from a freak with a hand tattoo and a smart watch Next up is "how to maintain a steady career by this off-the-strip dancer!"

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 01:37:52 2017 No.9510175 File: 1.23 MB, 640x360, 1501807117195.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 01:41:28 2017 No.9510185 >>9507309 that is the worst bite out of a sandwich I've ever seen. How the fuck do you fail at eating a sandwich?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 01:43:23 2017 No.9510190 >>9510185 Jack eats sandwiches and burgers like tacos and tacos like sandwiches. It makes my blood boil

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 01:43:25 2017 No.9510191 File: 26 KB, 352x395, bitch please.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9510175 This one time, I ate a bedazzled pinecone with sauteed, fermented fish slime.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 01:47:03 2017 No.9510197 >>9510190 he keeps finding ways to hurt me

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 01:47:39 2017 No.9510199 File: 2.77 MB, 796x450, 1497112380451.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 01:48:22 2017 No.9510202 >>9506400 >Power Activation

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 01:57:38 2017 No.9510226 >>9510199 He's so dreamy. >white_girl_fingering_asshole.png

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 01:59:35 2017 No.9510230 >>9510100 It makes her eyes look brighter. No, you're not a psychopath for not getting upset because her eyes are tearing while she's chopping onion.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 02:05:55 2017 No.9510246 File: 3.00 MB, 252x252, Chicken Cordon Bleu.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 02:08:34 2017 No.9510252 File: 2.92 MB, 854x480, 1506894083348.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 02:11:43 2017 No.9510261 >>9506185 so it does the same thing to the chicken parts as what I do with my mouth. It even spits out the bones!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 02:14:14 2017 No.9510265 >>9506323 i remember when someone did this in a ylyl thread in 20011 and all the reposts stopped. It was like he single handedly made hundreds of 4channers realize they had been here for too long and made them all leave

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 02:15:47 2017 No.9510266 >>9510252 what movie is this?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 02:17:57 2017 No.9510271 >>9510266 Eat Man Drink Woman.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 03:03:07 2017 No.9510375 >>9506380 all that work just to use PROCESSED FUCKING CHEESE

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 03:15:55 2017 No.9510401 >>9510375 it would've been ruined if he'd used anything else.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 03:27:10 2017 No.9510431 File: 1.01 MB, 1280x720, 1504744696328.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9510190 That is his purpose

Anonymous Thu Oct 5 03:29:26 2017 No.9510440

>>9510199
I have never even seen this show and I hate that guy she really tried and made such cute food that obviously took her hours that even if it tasted bad anyone would be thankful and he's just horrible to her if he was real I'd kick the shit outta him

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 03:51:57 2017 No.9510481 >>9510440 that girl will want him even more after this

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 03:52:40 2017 No.9510484 >>9507240 selling all the eggs is the only way

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 03:57:05 2017 No.9510504 >>9506380 I can't condone his faggot watch and tattoos, but I gotta admit the burger does look damn good.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 03:58:37 2017 No.9510509 >>9506401 >>9506412 Awful.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 04:01:41 2017 No.9510515 >>9510175 foods that straight males will never understand

Anonymous Thu Oct 5 04:07:07 2017 No.9510531

>>9509973
>>9509969
>>9509963
uh wow another one of those "hey im pretty pay attention to me"-whores.

kys

>>9510440
sjw safespace faggot detected.
i'd rather be honest than lie to a person, getting their hopes up and supporting their unrealistic world views. people like you honestly need to die

Anonymous Thu Oct 5 04:10:30 2017 No.9510538
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>>9510431
How in the name of everloving fuck do you manage to cut the hand that is holding the fucking knife¿?

Jack's legit is so incopetentvthat he defise the laws of physics

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 04:13:37 2017 No.9510542 >>9510481 Well I'm not gonna watch that show cos I will punch my computer and break it

Anonymous Thu Oct 5 04:18:27 2017 No.9510551

>>9510531
Nah I agree that you should be honest and all that just not at the dinner table when they just cooked you something if I hated a girl and she cooked me a meal like this is I would be polite and appreciative and later tell her it's not gonna happen. Idk it would also depend who she was but if I didn't like a bitch I wouldn't go to their house for food

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 04:19:31 2017 No.9510555 >>9510538 Is that pasta or does everyone just say that when they see this webm

Anonymous Thu Oct 5 04:21:22 2017 No.9510560

>>9510551
>if I hated a girl and she cooked me a meal like this is I would be polite and appreciative and later tell her it's not gonna happen.
but that will never happen, because you're a beta pussy who only attracts belly button fluff and the worried gaze of neighbourhood parents

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 05:18:15 2017 No.9510663 >>9510555 I wish it was These webms make genuinely angry Jack has a weird gift when it comes to incopetence

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 05:35:05 2017 No.9510695 >>9510431 >jack is a retard, so he needs to be careful not to cut himself like a fucking retard

>>	chop Thu Oct 5 05:43:12 2017 No.9510712 File: 2.98 MB, 640x360, banan.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9509605 I think he meant this one. Hardly full of them, though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 05:57:19 2017 No.9510731 >>9506349 I got gratification reading that

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 06:07:14 2017 No.9510748 >>9506404 At least octopus doesn't go down like a bitch ass nigga like cow

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 06:25:07 2017 No.9510781 >>9510542 >being an over emotional baby that destroys objects over fiction

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 06:33:06 2017 No.9510790 File: 86 KB, 1102x720, 1506976335128.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9510199

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 07:08:07 2017 No.9510854 >>9510560 Those sound like the words of an omega

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 07:12:21 2017 No.9510860 >>9510781 Being so autistic you think I'm being literal and not just overreacting for the entertainment of other people in the thread Being so autistic you think people express their actual opinions on 4chan

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 07:14:32 2017 No.9510868 >>9505281 He's not black He's joey's world tour look him up on YouTube numbnuts

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 07:21:59 2017 No.9510881 >>9510860 >posting on 4chan

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 07:46:53 2017 No.9510920 >>9508582 I'm the kind of person that would feel bad for him and buy an omelette which would make him think I'm only doing it out of pitty.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 07:58:56 2017 No.9510950 >>9510175 what is this nonsense?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 08:01:20 2017 No.9510955 File: 394 KB, 539x502, 1505956262113.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9505045

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 08:18:39 2017 No.9510988 File: 2.87 MB, 640x360, cordon bleu production.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9510246

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 08:34:39 2017 No.9511015 >>9507303 Kek

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 08:34:53 2017 No.9511017 >>9510920 You think he doesn't eat all the eggs he can stand?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 08:55:49 2017 No.9511073 >>9507309 >literally can't even eat correctly This man is ascended

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 08:59:08 2017 No.9511081 >>9510175 >that'll be $400

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 09:00:43 2017 No.9511083 >>9506380 Why would you put gherkins on the burger when all everyone does is open the burger, pick them off and throw them out anyway?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 09:01:45 2017 No.9511087 >>9506388 >only 4 beers

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 09:08:54 2017 No.9511108 >>9511083 Only mentally immature people do that

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 09:20:33 2017 No.9511157 >>9511083 t. underage it's the best part of a burger

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 09:37:40 2017 No.9511206 >>9511108 That's most Americans though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 10:26:58 2017 No.9511309 >>9510246 NO

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 10:29:25 2017 No.9511312 >>9511083 he's making the burger for himself you lemon

Anonymous Thu Oct 5 11:07:44 2017 No.9511400

>>9508849
it's a quick bite that's filling and cheap. Other Indian street food tends to be much less healthy to be consumed daily. And most don't want to spend time or money eating a full meal alone at night. Also, this is a simple enough operation to be run by one guy which again, is good for a late night operation.

>>9509527
Boiled eggs are good but you need to eat a lot to feel any sort of fullness. Good for a snack.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 11:26:28 2017 No.9511448 File: 2.83 MB, 345x260, vinny_swooces_into_the_nethersphere.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9510246 >eight slices of fucking cheese per serving

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 12:10:55 2017 No.9511596 >>9507303 -I WATCHED FOUR DOZEN PORNOS TO HELP ME GET ERECT

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 12:21:04 2017 No.9511621 >>9510712 What the fuck. Iam never eating banana again. I heard stories that someone opened banana and it was full of spider eggs or that there was a big ass brazilian spider sitting in one of the banana crates in local market

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 12:30:33 2017 No.9511643 >>9507303 I, TOO, WOULD EAT FOUR DOZEN EGGS IN A SITTING

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 12:41:01 2017 No.9511675 >>9506380 >CHILL

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 12:44:22 2017 No.9511683 >>9508889 Additionally, why two? To fill up on bread, because you're poor?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 12:58:00 2017 No.9511716 >>9511081 >plus tip

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 13:15:18 2017 No.9511765 >>9506323 Post twisty pasta machine please

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 13:24:24 2017 No.9511802 File: 95 KB, 629x497, Technology Is Incredible.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9506238 My nigga.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 13:27:13 2017 No.9511809 >>9507844 You too eh?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 13:30:23 2017 No.9511829 >>9510175 Exquisite

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 13:39:19 2017 No.9511861 File: 285 KB, 500x400, 1492794397373.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9511765 this?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 13:45:11 2017 No.9511882 >>9506419 Im guessing you dont have a big social media following.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 13:45:18 2017 No.9511883 >>9511621 Bro, it's CGI, it was part of some dude's graduation project in college or something (he even signed it, look closer). Spiders don't lay eggs in fucking bananas, that would be stupid.

>>	chop Thu Oct 5 13:48:58 2017 No.9511897 >>9511883 Yeah. Figwasps are real, though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 13:51:41 2017 No.9511906 File: 2.94 MB, 1080x1080, 1489439997506.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9506323 for YOU

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 13:54:56 2017 No.9511913 >>9511897 Dammit does everything have a wasp?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 14:20:32 2017 No.9512011 >>9507674 Yeah, if you live in amerifuck. In every other country eggs are as safe raw as they are cooked.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 14:26:00 2017 No.9512027 >>9506380 Gee bill, TWO spatulas?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 14:27:25 2017 No.9512032 >>9511083 Found the 9 year old. Gherkins are fucking delicious, not get your ass back to class.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 14:28:23 2017 No.9512038 >>9511683 One tortilla might fall apart easily, idk.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 14:28:59 2017 No.9512042 >>9506404 LET HIM GO ;_;

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 14:31:01 2017 No.9512046 >>9507682 >>9508915 The recipe was modified to fit American cuisine

>>	None !OPIATE9fy. Thu Oct 5 14:34:35 2017 No.9512062 >>9510712 thankyou >>9511621 I've heard of black widows hiding in bags of organic grown grapes

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 14:35:42 2017 No.9512067 >>9510175 BOYS DONT KNOW THIS

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 14:37:12 2017 No.9512072 >>9510881 >>posting on 4chan Then why are we here

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 14:44:55 2017 No.9512095 >>9506323 >>inb4 pumpkin spice hot dog I don't remember this one.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 14:46:15 2017 No.9512098 >>9506412 Jesus Christ, that's a whole package of butter here

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 14:47:12 2017 No.9512103 >>9512046 No it’s very much Indian. Butter is literally a significant part of Indian religion

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 15:31:20 2017 No.9512239 File: 2.50 MB, 425x238, MintyDeafeningChrysalis.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 15:51:54 2017 No.9512298 >>9512239 diabeetus in a cup

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 15:54:34 2017 No.9512307 >>9509000 Good post mate

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 15:55:08 2017 No.9512310 >>9512103 As is linguine, I'm sure.

Anonymous Thu Oct 5 15:56:37 2017 No.9512317

>>9512310
Traditionally, ghee (Sanskrit: गोघृत, go-ghṛta) is always made from the milk of cows, which are considered sacred, and it is a sacred requirement in Vedic yajña and homa (fire sacrifices), through the medium of Agni (fire) to offer oblations to various deities. (See Yajurveda).

Fire sacrifices have been performed dating back over 5,000 years. They are thought to be auspicious for ceremonies such as marriage, funerals, etc. Ghee is also necessary in Vedic worship of mūrtis (divine deities), with aarti (offering of ghee lamp) called diyā or dīpa and for Pañcāmṛta (Panchamruta) where ghee along with mishri (mishri is different from sugar), honey, milk, and dahī (curd) is used for bathing the deities on the appearance day of Krishna on Janmashtami, Śiva (Shiva) on Mahā-śivarātrī (Maha Shivaratri). There is a hymn to ghee.[3]

In the Mahabharata, the kaurava were born from pots of ghee.[4] Finding ghee pure enough to use for sacred purposes is a problem these days for devout Hindus, since many large-scale producers add salt to their product.[citation needed] Ghee is also used in bhang in order to heat the cannabis to cause decarboxylation, making the drink psychoactive.[5][6]

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 16:03:00 2017 No.9512339 >>9512239 i'm repulsed by how over-indulgent this is. this doesn't even seem appetizing anymore

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 16:04:24 2017 No.9512342 >>9510431 >cut the hand holding the knife He doesn't even do anything, a wound just spontaneously appears on his hand What the hell

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 16:07:12 2017 No.9512351 >>9512342 He ran his thumb over the ridged part above the grip of the knife that's used to pierce. Like a total fucking idiot.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 16:09:23 2017 No.9512363 >>9512342 I didn't see it at first either, but while he was fiddling with the fish he didn't pay attention to the fact that his knife was rotating, and when he tried to readjust his his grip he ran his thumb on the lower blade

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 16:14:10 2017 No.9512384 File: 774 KB, 640x640, Erotic Cakes.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 16:24:47 2017 No.9512416 File: 2.87 MB, 640x800, Flaming Pizza.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 16:31:13 2017 No.9512440 >>9506380 >pressing all the juices out of the burger This is why this fat fuck needs all that sause

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 16:35:53 2017 No.9512456 >>9509973 creepier than any rekt gore thread on /b/

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 16:36:24 2017 No.9512461 >>9506395 The rice looks starchy as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 16:40:32 2017 No.9512469 >>9509973 Wasn't he the lead singer in a norwegian black metal band and eventually killed himself via shotgun?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 17:03:56 2017 No.9512557 >>9507682 Butter is the most important meal of the day.

Anonymous Thu Oct 5 17:05:39 2017 No.9512566

>>9510988
I'd rather eat this than the elaborately prepared version upthread, Chicken Cordon Bleu is just kind of a stupid idea whose massive and delicate preparation is completely out of proportion to the quality of the finished product. Just broil some ham and cheese over a fried chicken filet, or better yet, eat something good. This industrial version seems truer to the spirit of sadness at the heart of the dish.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 17:05:55 2017 No.9512568 >>9507949 iirc they did this as a joke and it became one of the most popular items on their menu

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 17:14:41 2017 No.9512599 >>9508679 >1 am when the bars close do americans really do this?

>>	chop Thu Oct 5 17:19:03 2017 No.9512618 >>9512469 Say what you want about Mayhem; they kept it very real, as the kids say.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 17:19:19 2017 No.9512620 >>9510431 WHY DOES HE PUBLISH HIS MISTAKES HE CAN'T EVEN EDIT HIS VIDEOS TO FLATTER HIMSELF WHAT THE FUCK

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 17:22:39 2017 No.9512638 >>9512339 wow youre right its so over the top its almost like its satirical in nature, if only those poor fools knew we were laughing at them

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 17:34:50 2017 No.9512695 File: 977 KB, 1280x720, 1504024468521.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 17:40:13 2017 No.9512712 >>9511906 I know a guy who goes around telling anyone and everyone about being "black Italian" despite not having any Italian culture. He would love this.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 17:42:26 2017 No.9512718 File: 104 KB, 663x497, making sense of this.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9512011

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 17:48:22 2017 No.9512744 >>9512695 >Grilling eggs DARDT?

Anonymous Thu Oct 5 17:54:13 2017 No.9512776

>>9512695
What bothers me more is that he thinks an empirical test involves leaving all logic and if it doesnt work then it's a rip off, what did he think it would happen when he poured liquid in a sloped surface? Not defending those mats, they look like a gimmick but got is he retarded

Anonymous Thu Oct 5 18:12:31 2017 No.9512843

>>9512718
Its simple:
The inside of an egg is hermetically sealed, and should be free of foreign contaminants in a healthy chicken.

It's the chicken poop and human shit from unwashed mexican hands that make the outside have salmonella.

In Europe, eggs are washed just prior to packaging. In America, they are washed prior to sorting.

Also, the american standard for a "clean egg" is very low, so you will regularly find nuggets of chicken shit on them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 18:15:09 2017 No.9512852 >>9506501 >that newfag

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 18:18:46 2017 No.9512861 File: 38 KB, 645x729, 1507087163914.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9506412 Why he no bend noodel

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 18:25:22 2017 No.9512883 >>9506412 >stick of butter >having to pick the tails out of your mouth with every mouthful or having to put the shrimp out when your hands to toss the tailfins out this recipe is shit

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 18:28:12 2017 No.9512897 >>9507309 >missed all of the bread god damnit man this guy is the best

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 18:29:33 2017 No.9512903 >>9507949 >melbourne first it was "deconstructed" coffee now it's this bullshit AUSTRALIA PLS STOP

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 18:31:27 2017 No.9512911 File: 1.03 MB, 2560x1536, 20171005_170054.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9506384 I made one of these because of the webm, but i used a vinegar bbq sauce instead. It tasted great, and served four people easily

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 18:36:29 2017 No.9512931 File: 1.33 MB, 2560x1536, 20171005_170101.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9512911 Shot with flash on. Grazed the bread against the meat on accident but whatever it turned out great.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 18:39:40 2017 No.9512944 >>9507903 Why? This is no different than if another, bigger sea creature had come to eat it. It had a chance to fight back, at least.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 18:40:48 2017 No.9512949 >>9512695 >grill >nice and off

Anonymous Thu Oct 5 18:46:04 2017 No.9512967

>>9507943
American cheese =/= kraft singles.

American cheese is colby and jack cheese, blended together with more milk, cream of tartar, salt, and a gelatin agent, which re-ferments and forms into new cheese.

It's highly emulsified, and is one of the few cheeses that won't separate when heated.

Anonymous Thu Oct 5 18:47:08 2017 No.9512972

>>9508695
The best hangover prevention is not drinking. The second is drinking lots of water. Hangovers occur because you get dehydrated, and so the main thing that helps is to stay hydrated. Which is not to say that a good breakfast doesn't help either, it's just not nearly as important.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 18:56:42 2017 No.9512995 >>9505371 Just tried this this morning, but before I put the eggs down, I fried two strips of bacon, then I put the eggs down and roughly scrambled them, then a layer of shredded cheese right before the toast. Was amazing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 19:48:47 2017 No.9513218 >>9506349 any more stories like this?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 20:32:37 2017 No.9513367 >>9505371 ok newfag here, i NEED to know exactly everything this guy is using

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 21:00:59 2017 No.9513467 >>9513367 Did you link the wrong post? ...Because that dude is using an egg, onion, salt nd bread, and I can't imagine anyone not being able to recognize those, nohowmatter how new.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 21:06:14 2017 No.9513487 >>9507949 >Guy in Melbourne does this to take the piss of smashed avo, hipster food trends and the like >We're so far past the point of fucking redemption that people order it Stop the country. I want to get off.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 21:14:31 2017 No.9513523 >>9511913 Even wasps have wasps.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 21:16:07 2017 No.9513540 >>9506323 i appreciate this post

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 21:22:34 2017 No.9513568 >>9505371 I want to know what the dude off frame to the right is eating because he's on a fucking mission.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 21:29:49 2017 No.9513596 >>9506185 This is why I stopped eating non-whole meat chicken nuggets, hamburger, and sausage. It is I'm constantly finding bone chips in that shit, unless I make it myself from whole meal.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 21:30:57 2017 No.9513602 >>9506323 >>>/wsg/ needs you

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 21:34:36 2017 No.9513620 File: 4 KB, 300x57, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9510175 >sneeze plating

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 21:45:42 2017 No.9513660 >>9506388 Who is this Prometheus among mortals?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 21:50:01 2017 No.9513677 >>9512339 I lost interest on hour 9 of 17 when I was whisking

>>	OP from yesterday Thu Oct 5 21:56:24 2017 No.9513699 >>9506185 a marvel of engineering

>>	OP from yesterday Thu Oct 5 22:18:13 2017 No.9513796 >>9507556 I like you. Great job man. People out there can't tell the difference between a carbon atom and a Honda Civic. Notice how he ran out of replies.

Anonymous Thu Oct 5 22:20:59 2017 No.9513803
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>>9512843
European eggs are not washed at all, and thus need not be refrigerated

Cleaned =/= safe some non-harmful bacteria just take up the free real estate the bad ones would have if "clean".

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 22:28:40 2017 No.9513825 File: 272 KB, 1200x789, 5times smug.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9512072 >writing sentences on 4chan and not just replying to everything with a smug anime face

Anonymous Thu Oct 5 22:32:03 2017 No.9513833

>>9513803
>>9512843
>>9512718
>>9512011
>>9507674
>(8) In general, eggs should not be washed or cleaned because such practices can cause damage to the egg shell, which is an effective barrier to bacterial ingress with an array of antimicrobial properties. However, some practices, such as the treatment of eggs with ultra-violet rays, should not be interpreted as constituting a cleaning process. Moreover, Class A eggs should not be washed because of the potential damage to the physical barriers, such as the cuticle, which can occur during or after washing. Such damage may favour trans-shell contamination with bacteria and moisture loss and thereby increase the risk to consumers, particularly if subsequent drying and storage conditions are not optimal.

http://eur-lex.europa.eu/legal-content/en/ALL/?uri=CELEX%3A32008R0589

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 22:32:57 2017 No.9513835 >>9512416 For some reason, using scissors in food always seemed incredibly vulgar to me, not sure why

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 22:34:30 2017 No.9513838 >>9508645 ok...

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 22:34:47 2017 No.9513841 File: 1.09 MB, 1000x1000, HiRj2LF.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9512911 >>9512931 looks tasty

>>	Anonymöus Thu Oct 5 22:40:41 2017 No.9513863 >>9513835 Possibly because scissors are normally associated with arts n' crafts and the subconscious association of glue and paper with food is offputting.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 22:58:35 2017 No.9513897 >>9510175 Atala? Hnnng

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 23:21:43 2017 No.9513957 >>9512440 Do you not know what a fucking smashburger is?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 23:22:37 2017 No.9513960 >>9512911 >>9512931 You really suck at taking pictures.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 23:23:40 2017 No.9513964 >>9512695 I can only assume that grill is on the lowest possible setting. Those burgers should be done in about 5 weeks at this rate.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 23:35:19 2017 No.9513993 >>9513835 always use scissors to cut pizza, its brilliant

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 00:04:56 2017 No.9514081 >>9513960 Yea. I will get better as i keep making food i see in these threads.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 00:18:00 2017 No.9514129 >>9514081 Let's hope so.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 00:20:56 2017 No.9514142 >>9506398 this is so wypipo its sad

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 00:27:07 2017 No.9514169 >>9506388 This is why North Korea is best Korea

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 01:12:46 2017 No.9514314 >>9510440 >>9510440 >>9510440 kys faggot

Anonymous Fri Oct 6 01:22:13 2017 No.9514341

>>9506374
>Be me, making my regular visit to the local Russian store.
>Get my normal halva and superior Commie ice cream.
>Eh, what the hell, I'll buy some smoked meats for dinner.
>Normal check out guy at the counter/deli.
>Lardo middle aged drunkard who claims to be former KGB double agent.
>Gets visibly drunk in the store all the time.
>Asks if I want my meat sliced. I insist no.
>Slices it anyway, doesn't use any guard.
>Hand is centimeters away from rotating blade.
>Slices index finger. Blood leaks all over the floor as he tries to nurse his wound by sucking it.
>I offer to give him my shirt in order to stop the bleeding.
>Basically tells me to fuck off. He wraps up my meat.
>I sheepishly take my stuff home he doesn't ask me to pay.
>At home, later that day.
>Feeling peckish, open fridge.
>"Huh, well I guess I'll see if the meat has any blood on it. It might still be edible," I think.
>Unfurl deli paper.
>Piece of the dudes finger is right there, on top.
>Throw all of it directly in the trash.
>Get nauseous.
>Lose sleep.
>Come back to store next week to complain.
>Store is closed.
>Turns out the dude is Ukrainian.
Fucking Slavs.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 01:44:12 2017 No.9514402 >>9514341 >I'llTakeShitThatNeverHappenedFor500.jpg

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 02:14:56 2017 No.9514481 >>9514402 Believe me, it happened. In retrospect, the only detail i got wrong is that he cut his index finger. It was his thumb now that i think of it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 02:16:07 2017 No.9514486 >>9514402 >>9514481 Just a small piece off the tip, but still...

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 02:26:49 2017 No.9514508 File: 1.84 MB, 480x640, 1493846394325.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 02:43:27 2017 No.9514537 File: 1.83 MB, 400x300, 1506639393039.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9506323 Relax nigga

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 02:53:23 2017 No.9514559 File: 2.91 MB, 257x212, Arnold Sandwich.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9510175 >>9512416 200 bucks sir

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 03:32:12 2017 No.9514650 >>9512027 Lel

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 03:32:43 2017 No.9514651 >>9506380 >american cheese >iceberg lettuce Come on, now.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 03:43:17 2017 No.9514669 File: 532 KB, 795x1073, Screenshot_2017-10-06-02-41-58-1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9506384 >it moved

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 03:46:24 2017 No.9514676 >>9508134 >microwave >cooked

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 03:47:06 2017 No.9514677 >>9511683 Yes

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 03:49:08 2017 No.9514684 >>9506400 This needs Interstellar music.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 03:53:59 2017 No.9514696 >>9506501 Is that moot?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 03:57:30 2017 No.9514708 >>9512967 BTFO

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 03:59:45 2017 No.9514712 >>9509969 It's water.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 05:47:15 2017 No.9514936 >>9514508 but... why?

>>	Anonymöus Fri Oct 6 09:56:36 2017 No.9515403 >>9512931 Protip: Next time use natural light. Flash will make food look gross, no matter how nice it looks in person.

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