/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.9523636]

Is it true europeans all buy there eggs unrefridgerated with the poop still on them? Gross

[Anonymous No.9523808]

Yeah you just lick that shit off faggot.
Leave it to americunts to not appreciate a little poop on their eggs.

[Anonymous No.9524108]

>>9523636
ITT: anon doesn't understand how babies are made

[Anonymous No.9524111]

>>9523636
well duh, except for the united ki- wait

[Anonymous No.9524114]

>>9523636
i want to have my face poked like her but i also dont want to

the fact that i dont want to makes me want to desu

[Anonymous No.9524138]

>>9524108

[Anonymous No.9524140]

>>9523636

Is it true americans eat shitty tasting hockey pocks coated in cum-looking gravy as a meal?

Is it true americans eat cum looking grits?

Is it true that americans eat DEEP FRIED butter?

Is it true that americans eat a shitty 'cheese' sold to them in packs of plastic?

Is it true americans eat a handful of crappy tasting mince on a burger and call it a 'sloppy joe'?

Is it true americans eat shitty cardboard artificially flavoured 'pop-tarts' as a 'healthy' breakfast?

Is it true that americans call tiny bits of potatos 'tater-tots' and put them in casseroles and salads?

Is it true americans eat a shitty processed cardboardy pastry with awful tasting creme filling and call it a 'twinkie'?

[Anonymous No.9524151]

>>9524108
wait do you think chickens have pussies and assholes? serious question

[Anonymous No.9524152]

>>9524140
Is it true people can post on this bavarian pube trimming board without double spacing all thier lines?

[Anonymous No.9524157]

>>9524140
>anything vaguely white or off-white is cum looking

really speaks to the yuro experience

[Anonymous No.9524163]

>>9524140
you are mad

[Anonymous No.9524165]

>>9524140
stay obsessed

[Anonymous No.9524170]

>>9524165
>>9524157
>>9524152
>>9524163

[Anonymous No.9524175]

>>9524140
No, literally none of this is true. Stay mad, yurucuck

[Anonymous No.9524176]

>>9524152
>bavarian pube trimming board
Hey! Watch it retard!

t. Bavarian from the town of glorious Erdinger Weißbier

[Anonymous No.9524181]

>>9524140
>Is it true that americans eat DEEP FRIED butter?
maybe as a novelty, like at a state, county or city fair or festival.
>Is it true that americans eat a shitty 'cheese' sold to them in packs of plastic?
on burgs and basic bitch grilled cheese sandwiches
>Is it true americans eat a handful of crappy tasting mince on a burger and call it a 'sloppy joe'?
sometimes
>Is it true americans eat a shitty processed cardboardy pastry with awful tasting creme filling and call it a 'twinkie'?
yes

otherwise a general 'no'.

[Anonymous No.9524563]

Why do Ameridumbs ruin their food before they even sell it?
>Kill chicken, discard red meat
>Lettuce comes in BOXES pre-chopped and with no stalks
>Stuff cow with hormones until it can only yield pasteurised milk
>Fruit grows without seeds by gmo magic
>Breakfast foods in the frozen aisle
>Butcher jews you out of placenta and umbilical cord whenever you try to buy veal or lamb
>Pour laundry bleach onto wheat flour and bread
>Olive oil adulterated with corn syrup
>Farmed turkeys raised on diet of grain and discarded foreskins
>Fish feathers sold separately
Boy am I glad to not be in the USA

[Anonymous No.9524626]

>>9524563
Sigh, the price we pay for our "freedom."

[Anonymous No.9525676]

>tfw sister fell for the "poo eggs are more fresh" meme
>opens every carton she picks to check in public like a savage
Somebody make this stop.

[Anonymous No.9525687]

>>9524140
Good post

[Anonymous No.9525721]

>>9524140
no? i never ate any of those and enjoyed them except for grits, which are based if you put enough seasoning and a little bit of butter in them.
is it true brits eat pudding and call it spotted dick?
is it true brits eat tar off the street and call it treacle?
is it true brits take an infant's vomit and call it mushy peas?
is it true brits eat malt vinegar on their fish?
is it true brits eat pie with whole fish sticking out of it?
is it true the best food in britain isn't the british food?

[Anonymous No.9525725]

>>9525676
>opens every carton she picks to check in public like a savage
You do realize people do this for any kind of eggs, washed or not?

[Anonymous No.9525726]

>>9525721
>is it true the best food in britain isn't the british food?
too far

[Anonymous No.9527064]

>>9524108
>American education

Babies come out of a chickens butt just like with girls!

[Anonymous No.9527088]

>>9524140
>grits
>tater tots
Everything else is shit but don't talk shit about tater tots and grits, you faggot.