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9531252 No.9531252 [Reply] [Original]

ck webm thread

>> No.9531255

Can I watch this beer slut being fucked anywhere on the Internet?

>> No.9531261
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>> No.9531287

I don't know why but I find the idea of sculling wine disgusting.
I enjoy wine but I would never scull it. No issues sculling beer or bourbon, but wine? Nah

>> No.9531301


weebs can't even do cheap wine right

>> No.9531317


>> No.9531322
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the superior cheap wine

>> No.9531445

El que no beba vino sera un animal

>> No.9531702
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You're already on /ck/. You don't really need to specify that it's a /ck/ webm thread.

>> No.9531719

No bueno.

>> No.9531745
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Alcohol Edition?

>> No.9531757
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>> No.9531799

If I could go one day without seeing Salt Retard I'd be happy.

>> No.9531856

What's this from.

>> No.9531858
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>> No.9531867

Wow on my first day of no-fap

>> No.9531871

Dude, I know what it is.
>I enjoy wine
You have a blatant case of being a faggot.

>> No.9531902

What is the fucking point of this

How would you even eat it

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>> No.9531909

>this is how Americans eat their vegetables

Fucking gross, avocado is already fatty, by just adding more heavy ingredients you overwhelm your digestion. But ofc yanks are conditioned to ingest food not normally fit for consumption.

>> No.9531917

avocado is a fruit

>> No.9531922

Don't be that cunt

>> No.9531923


Is this from that werid obsession show? Like there was a lady who was addicted to bleach

>> No.9531926

Well it is.

>> No.9531938
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>avocado is a vegetable

>> No.9531939

>This is how europeans eat their penis

Fucking gross, Muslim penis is already fatty, by just adding more immigrant penises you overwhelm your digestion. But ofc eurofags are conditioned to ingest dick not normally fit for consumption.

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>> No.9531970

Who's this faggot?

>> No.9531976

Careful with that edge, son.

>> No.9531979

what anime is this

>> No.9531986

such a waste of yolk. there's a big fucking cavity in that avocado where the stone used to be, make the yolk go in there ffs

>> No.9531992



>> No.9532005

fucking chinks man, why do they have to be so fucking evil

>> No.9532010

Oak Leaf..

>> No.9532024

here come the insect people

>> No.9532033

>inb4 inb4 pasta

>> No.9532067

Culinarily, yes. Some things can be one thing in a botanical sense and another in a culinary sense.

>> No.9532071

would be funny if you climbed in the mouth and then out the other side while they were trying to saw it into steaks

>> No.9532089

>drinking Helles from a Weissbier glass
at least the plebette can knock em back

>> No.9532113
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Good job co-opting a word that you can't even use properly, you fucking chode. I bet your dads are real proud of the absolute high-effort-no-worth trash you post online. Which one is it that gets to prep Abdul Sheikh al Sharif Muhammad again? The one who comes away with dust mites and bomb shrapnel in his ladyboy hijab, not the other one who gets bukakked before he kisses you goodnight and tucks you in. But that's all worth it for some fresh goat shit Tesco curry, right little Gary? #WeWuzAnEmpireAndSheit

>> No.9532144

I can chug a glass of beer in 4 seconds, no joke.

Of Budweiser, that is.

>> No.9532169


Shitty human rights makes you shitty to animals too

And fucked up laws, if you help someone in China you have to pay for his medical bills

>> No.9532174

you sound pretty upset anon, did your girlfriend (male) cuck you with an arab?

>> No.9532175

why don't they just kill it?

>> No.9532186

I don't understand why are people so obsessed with bacon and avocado?

>> No.9532193

>ends up eating the pizza with his hands anyways

Avocado is fucking disgusting as-is. I'm saying this as a Hispanic. Having 60% of the meal be avocado is for hipsters.

>> No.9532198

>Avocado is fucking disgusting as-is. I'm saying this as a Hispanic
How's it feel to be adopted?

>> No.9532199
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Can we please not derail this thread into another pol shitfest? I just want to look at food webms

>> No.9532200

3.6 reporting in

>> No.9532207

poor fishi! seriously, man.

>> No.9532214
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Mad gains and a strong shell will come to you but only if you reply with get fit snibber.

>> No.9532230

Vegetable is a culinary definition while fruit is a botanical definition. Go be autistic elsewhere..

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too late

>> No.9532232

Its obviously dead. Otherwise it would smash all bystanders and wreck half of a village. Just some nerve actions.

>> No.9532233
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shut the fuck up

>> No.9532256
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Fuck off nigger lover

>> No.9532266

That crab is buff as fuck

>> No.9532288

He's just dropping the salt onto his forearm in this one...

>> No.9532365

>sleeve tattoos

>> No.9532370

get fit snibber

>> No.9532375

>Like there was a lady who was addicted to bleach
I prefer My Hero Academia

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>> No.9532385

this isn't canada because that's log cabin syrup. log cabin is fake as shit. canadians use real maple.

>> No.9532387

This desu senpai

>> No.9532390
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>> No.9532392

This makes me very uncomfortable

>> No.9532394

>never popped a zit

>> No.9532396
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>> No.9532419

No he's not. There was a bug that made paint brushes weightless. That's why you could use them to climb walls; they stayed in the air when you dropped them.

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>> No.9532463

i dont get it, a ratchet dressed in a dirndl drinking a beer insanely slowly?

>> No.9532473

I thought the filename explained itself pretty well.

>> No.9532485

I think the meat spoils slightly faster if they kill it first and the blood stops circulating

>> No.9532489
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its hard finding vids of girls chugging

>> No.9532496

this post was so unfunny it gave me cancer

>> No.9532498

can you just remove yourself from the internet?

>> No.9532501

is it really chugging if you need 25 sec for and 0,5 beer? maybe its my english or my nazi genes, but i dont like it

>> No.9532511
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where's that gif a of a girl totally fucking passing out whilst trying to shotgun a beer. she had nice tight jeans on?

nvm found it

>> No.9532515

Clearly roach magic

>> No.9532519

is that an isis execution video on the tv?

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>> No.9532695

Do Americans really...?

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>> No.9532705

This is pretty good thanks

>> No.9532711

i don't get this one, is there something to get?

>> No.9532717

She poured in a fuck of a lot more than 2 shots. Notice that was a normal open bottle, there was no pour spout on it.

>> No.9532719

what kind of sorcery is this?!

>> No.9532730

I hope this dainty faggot with no ear lobes dies.

>> No.9532732

cool vid of how not to do things. fucked up beef tatty,fucked up egg,fucked up way of taking the avocado seed out. even that bacon is questionable on top of the whole god awful combination of ingredients.

>> No.9532742

why did she pass out or is this just fake?

>> No.9532754

I see you trying to bait me
>t. pol

>> No.9532762


>> No.9532767
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>> No.9532779

get fit snibber.

>> No.9532783

All that edgy shit on the wall gets me every time.

>> No.9532787

>if you help someone in China you have to pay for his medical bills
Not exactly, it's if you try to help them but you make their injuries worse. Not that it's really any better. You should just teach them not to move someone unless it's absolutely necessary like to get them away from a fire if they can't move on their own.

>> No.9532815

nailed it in one

>> No.9532830

>beef tatty
That sausage you fuckwit

>fucked up egg,
Mexican over easy egg

>fucked up way of taking the avocado seed out
Pretty standard method for pit removal

>even that bacon is questionable
Ok, this ine I agree with. Half-cooked limp bacin is shit.

>whole god awful combination of ingredients.
You've never eaten a real breakfast before have you?

Go back to /reddit/ kid, this is not the board for you.

>> No.9532835

Probably drunk as fuck already and this just pushed her over the edge.

>> No.9532859


>> No.9532864

He's right though. Straight, unseasoned avocado is like eating lard, no flavor whatsoever and extremely fatty.

>> No.9532869

otp right there

>> No.9532873
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>> No.9532878

who IS she?

>> No.9532889
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>tfw using them to climb to the hidden door to the temple and finishing the main quest in 15mins

>> No.9532975

>head shaved on the side


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>> No.9533005
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I'm trying to laugh at how stupid and funny this really is, but the pure smugness he radiates stirs up an anger inside me that I cannot withhold.

>> No.9533019

Good so when you die there will be one less mouth for Arabs to stick there sandy dongs into.

>> No.9533020

Top notch

>> No.9533024

do you have a life?

>> No.9533028

"research purposes"

>> No.9533039

If you think that chick is laughing at anyone you're an autist.

>> No.9533072
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>> No.9533076

How's this work? Are there pipes underneath it or what?

>> No.9533108
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>> No.9533144

Magic coffee.

>> No.9533147

do americans really display batman toys and other assorted garbage on their walls?

>> No.9533153
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>> No.9533163

You can see the fucking coffee in the little pots. All that's happening is the sand is heating it to boil over. The pot is empty at the end and the cup has as much liquid as the pot did.

>> No.9533165

he didn't seem too happy with the result

>> No.9533170
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>all these fags angry at Based Salt Chad
i laff

>> No.9533176

I feel like I've just been molested

>> No.9533179
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>> No.9533184

>cracking an egg into a used tv dinner tray full of vegetable oil
>mystery meat looking bacon
>american plastic slices
>burning the fuck out of the bread
>whatever he thought he was doing at the end
This is why they prepare all your meals for you at the retirement/assisted living home

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>> No.9533212

>eating vegetables
There was your first mistake.

>> No.9533217

>Giant fucking meme
>the immediately sever the spinal cord
Goood lads.

>> No.9533220

ged fid snibber

>> No.9533225

you have to go back

>> No.9533238

By your mongologic you could also use a single feather to sail the seven seas.
Something being weightless doesn't remove gravity for anything it comes into contact with.

>> No.9533240

is there more?

>> No.9533243


>> No.9533247
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get fit snibber

>> No.9533249

That egg is going to be a charred puck 15 minutes before the bacon or sausages are ready.

>> No.9533253

The pots are smaller in volume than the fucking cups.

>> No.9533255

This is New York Gov. Cuomo's girlfriend on her cooking show "Semi-Homemade" where at least 70% of the ingredients are storebought.

It's a fucking horrorshow and I'm stunned /ck/ doesn't post about it.

>> No.9533257

>t. guy who's never activated his coffee beans before
Activated caffeine expands to fill available space.

>> No.9533258

>Bell pepper
>Something else green
>Cream cheese
>Cool wHip
>cheddar cheese

Nigger what are you doing?!?!?

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>> No.9533269

Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with americans and their food habits?

>> No.9533279

get fit snibber

>> No.9533291

no, there are pipes under the sand. The little pots open up valves under the sand to release the coffee from the pipes. stop spreading fake information.

The holes under the pots are even visible in the webm.

>> No.9533332

please stop posting this queer

>> No.9533337

what a cute snibber

>> No.9533340

get fit snibber

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>> No.9533352

It's better with sound

>> No.9533356

Needs some squirts of milk...

>> No.9533388

get fit snipper

>> No.9533399
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>> No.9533424

> obviously dead
> Its attempting to breath.

>> No.9533440

>"You eat animals and products derived from animals? Disgusting!"
>go out of their way to make everything look and taste as much like animal products as possible

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>> No.9533493

fuck you and fuck your fagget crab. crabs=fags

>> No.9533532

Reminded me of this.
I do actually have that as a webm but I guess it's over 3 mb. and I really can't be bothered doing the whole thing with it.


>> No.9533561

We did when it still aired.


>> No.9533572

do you even lift lil snibster ?

>> No.9533575

>wait a minute, this kitchen looks familiar
>this is the guy who puts flour on his grilled cheese sandwiches and burns the fuck out of it isn't it
>it is
I spend too much time on the internet

>> No.9533576

>Lee has said this recipe is the only one of hers whose criticism she has taken to heart, and that the recipe was partly due to the Food Network dictating the show's content at the time.

How did did corn nuts become "acorns"?

>> No.9533586

You mean your brain has the capacity to recall past experiences?
Aren't you a quirky little snowflake.

>> No.9533593


Chugging or downing you disgusting aussie

>> No.9533594

im speciul

>> No.9533599

Jesus, have a heart bro ;_;

>> No.9533600

Featureman? Haven't seen him mentioned here in a while actually. People used to talk about him a lot.

>> No.9533603

>don't eat eggs because of moral reasons
>make something that resembles """infanticide""" and people """taking advantage""" of animals
What did xe mean by this?

>> No.9533612

this is a bit sad

>> No.9533618

I've always hated eggs and I can't eat kala namak. This would fool most.

They're not ethically opposed to the taste of eggs, nerfherder.

>> No.9533639

>They're not ethically opposed to the taste of eggs

But that will just make people more likely to eat eggs. Like child-size sex dolls make paedos more likely to molest real children

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Oh snap I just noticed >inb4 guy isn't here

Post reposts

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>> No.9533661
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>> No.9533665

Please stop posting Jack, mocking the disabled isn't funny

>> No.9533668
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>> No.9533671

>disgusting aussie
no need for the tautology.

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>> No.9533700

>pineapple pizza
Absolutely disgusting.

>> No.9533707

are you serious?
she barely poured 10cl, if even that, 8cl is 2 shots

>> No.9533722

ok, it's sausage in the form of a beef patty, either way it's fucked up.
>mexican over easy egg
wait, so burning the bottom is a thing now?
>standard method
it might be standard but it's still a shitty way to do it.
>real breakfast
i have, lots of times, has nothing to do with this though.
here's a fun fact though, faggots shouting /reddit/ shit are actually the ones from reddit.(or haven't been on 4chan for over a month or two)

>> No.9533734

Get fit snibber!

>> No.9533736

i get that she could have been drunk already but the last beer has nothing to do with it, no way in hell the alcohol from it would reach her circulation in time to make her pass out.
this. aren't they the same fuckers who have a fucking disgusting way of treating shark and dolphins when they are getting the fins for their precious soup?

>> No.9533739

>she barely poured 10cl
Looks like a lot more than that to me.

>> No.9533741

get fit snibber

>> No.9533766

get fit snibber.

>> No.9533778
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>> No.9533783

How does he get out without breaking the eggs?

>> No.9533787

He's not allowed to leave until he empties the shelves

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>> No.9533799

has to be some sort of military barracks.

>small room
>walls are that bland biege
>mma sticker on tv
>mall ninja knives, blow gun, ebin barbwire baseball bat
>trashy white woman in 20s chugging a cheap rose wine
>cheap furniture
>tv/internet modem just out like that.

>> No.9533808

or just a college

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>> No.9533829

i was in the army for 9 years.

that image is from barracks. i've seen too many barracks rooms and female soldiers for it to be anything else.

>> No.9533860

there is a backdoor for the booth.

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>> No.9533893

How is he such a mong?

>> No.9533900

I fucking hate thes facebook formatted videos talking about cheese or avocado themed food at some trendy hipster pop up in some gentrified part of London .

>> No.9533930

a first ever webm thread without jack and other cringey stuff. well done /ck/

>> No.9533934

But that's wrong

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>> No.9533966

glad to see this guy likes his job at least

>> No.9533969

"Hey, hey, Patricia have you seen all those 'salt bae' memes? Go get the camera Patricia, we're gonna be viral"

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>> No.9533991

Is he a master troll?
If so, How can I be like him?

>> No.9534000

well, almost. enough for it to be enjoyable

>> No.9534011
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very pretty.

>> No.9534019

He's definitely doing "ironically" if that's what you mean.
Check out his channel, there some neat stuff and some not so neat stuff.

>> No.9534020
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I'm not sure but here is his mac and cheese video.

>> No.9534027


people outside of the phillipines don't eat fertilized eggs, pablo

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>> No.9534060

Is this the famous American cuisine?

>> No.9534065

>this fucking abomination

>> No.9534066

Anyone tried to make their own sausages or bacon?
It's the best thing ever

>> No.9534074

Yeah, that was my point. Vegans who cry murder at egg dishes don't even know that the eggs non-vegans eat aren't fertilized.
By the way, how did you know my flag? What magic are you using?

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I made some pretty nice porksausages a while ago.
Didn't have any animal intestines so I used gloves I stole from work.

>> No.9534100

the excessive quotation marks was a major hint

>> No.9534103

>"Now will you give me free stuff, senpai!?"

Trying way too hard to look cute when you can tell she's sucked off no less than 5 guys in public restrooms, with or without a crowd of onlookers. Possibly urinating on her simultaneously.

>> No.9534111

>She poured in a fuck of a lot more than 2 shots.

no. I watched it a couple of times and was pretty impressed with her ability to eyeball that. I bet she has some fun stories to tell about her younger years.

>> No.9534115
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>wasting meat to get muh lulz

Figures. There are better sites for your kind of trash.

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>what anime is this

I lold

>> No.9534120

Fish can't feel pain

>> No.9534121

>seedless raisins
Come to think of it, I've never seen raisins with seeds. Where can you buy that?

>> No.9534133

>all that wasted salt

>> No.9534138


you should have yoused your own mouthers intenstines

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>> No.9534153

get fit snibber

>> No.9534156
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When I lived in Germany I lived on Augustiner.

People called me a swabian faggot, but that is the best beer, next to Tegernseer Helles

>> No.9534158

>its hard finding vids of girls chugging

And of course, she's chugging a dainty desert wine.

>> No.9534161


in about 30 minutes you can do anything you want to her

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>> No.9534191

isn't this a parody of something?

>> No.9534202

>implying he couldn't make that 10x faster by using his hands instead of little spoons and tongs if the camera wasn't on.

anyone that's ever worked in a kitchen knows what I'm saying.

>> No.9534237

Its a fish not a whale

>> No.9534312

get fit snibber

>> No.9534326

I'm.glad you saved the webm I made
Shame to didn't save the rest even if that was the best

The way he taps his knife cutting that meat and the way he smacks that meat does things to me

>> No.9534353

Vertigo she looked up and that's it.

>> No.9534363

>side cut

>> No.9534373

can't we leave the 1950s back where they were and move on people?

>> No.9534376

i bet she pisses like a racehorse

>> No.9534392

LoL wtf is that fish, are all peta ads retarded like this, post more.

>> No.9534401

Is this a joke?

>> No.9534418

You could've just made pork cevapi's dude

>> No.9534422

holy shit the virgin egg merchant is real
>seen the chad cooking
>seen the meme
>never knew the egg virgin was real

>> No.9534425

Fuck yeah

>> No.9534445

>indirect heat cooking sides
>fire immediately under bacon
>not understanding how cooking works with heavy as shit pans

cuck pls leave

>> No.9534501

>ok, it's sausage in the form of a beef patty, either way it's fucked up.
No it's a sausage patty in the form of a sausage patty
>wait, so burning the bottom is a thing now?
>it might be standard but it's still a shitty way to do it.
No it's the best way to do it
>i have, lots of times, has nothing to do with this though.
No you haven't
>le reddit

>> No.9534506

Pls let there be more

>> No.9534535


>> No.9534542

"Vegetable" is not a scientific term. Fruits can be vegetables (eggplant, tomato, cucumber, etc)
>yfw trying to correct someone but end up looking like a retard

>> No.9534543

Poor girl

>> No.9534550

He just walks out on the right as you can clearly see the space there

>> No.9534567

It's a twinkie wiener sandwich but worse.

>> No.9534577

By fucking it ofc

>> No.9534579

I wish it was in my mouth

>> No.9534589

Get fit snibber

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>> No.9534673

how to the fuck do you even eat this?

>> No.9534676

>"maple syrup"
>out of a plastic bottle

I unironically use maple syrup on a lot of things you normally wouldn't think of, but it's real maple syrup that comes from a can.

>> No.9534692

With a fork. Not everything needs to be eaten with your hands, you Amerilard fuckface

>> No.9534701

You think you could eat that with a fork? It would fucking go everywhere.

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>> No.9534713

>ywn be an honorable seafood worker in glorious japanese fish markets

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Probably drunk.

>> No.9534728

holy autism

>> No.9534761

I felt my heart race watching that person pick up that burger

>> No.9534796

He spends a lot of time holding the flat of the blade against the meat.

>> No.9534800

You just described 70% of all living spaces in america.

>> No.9534810

He can't. He has to sell them all first.

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not sure if handicapped or just clowning for the customers

>> No.9534817

is this vegan?

>> No.9534818

>small room
You must be a Yuropoor. My bedroom alone is half the size of an average yuro living space.

>> No.9534822

If you are gonna do retarded shit like this at least do it right, please cut that shit lenghtwise!

>> No.9534831

>tfw don't own a magical toaster that turns you into an autistic asian loli every time you make a grilled cheese in it.

>> No.9534843


>> No.9534857

This is actually fine. It spreads the salt out better, and is objectively the better technique for salting.

>all that wasted salt
It's fucking salt. It's everywhere, and this technique is worth it.

>> No.9534861

those are crepes you dumbo

>> No.9534881

This guy has been around way before salt bae tho.

>> No.9534884

Apparently that is just straight up how that dude cooks


Bless you autism crepe man

>> No.9534904

I hate getting food on my hands with a passion, I eat literally everything with a fork. I hate this, why would anyone ever want this? I feel like I need a shower just looking at that puke burger.

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>> No.9534995


Man, what a shitty life.

>> No.9535016


>> No.9535041


I thought he was gonna fry it.

>> No.9535046

It's a fish that can hardly feel any pain at all and it's probably fucking dead already. Why are you retards so angry at this?

>> No.9535049

with regret

>> No.9535054

>using non-bread, non-cheese and non-bacon with a woeful egg to make a burnt sandwich... and then he puts the flour on each side.... and proceeds to barely be able to eat it...
I don't know anything about this but I'm guessing his wife died last year and this is the only thing he's got left that gives him any purpose. If so... go ahead, gramps. You might as well leave your mark on your way out

>> No.9535103

and how is yours any better?

>> No.9535227

>all these virgin autists not knowing about based Tom Willet

>> No.9535393

because its a fucking waste of wine
if youre looking to just get fucked up you buy beer. if you get wine its for something more

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>> No.9535433

say it one more time you fucking faggot
what a stupid word to use, you must be a flyover

>> No.9535437

I'm surprised the manager condoned this.

>> No.9535444

Even if he told them they can't do that they would all just follow him off the restaurant's property and do it there. At least letting them do it there creates some form of good will.

It's still ridiculous though.

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>> No.9535486

needs the sound

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this makes me sad

>> No.9535503

Who is she? She must have some muscle to be able to do that.
>tfw no strong titcow gf to dominate you

>> No.9535652



>> No.9535684

I almost bought that dirndl, glad I didn't.

>> No.9535693

Poor mimi

>> No.9535807

a 60 minute supercut of penises plunging into male assholes would be less gay than this webm

>> No.9535808

get fit snibber

>> No.9535830

Made me way too sad, and I'm a heartless bastard. I just can't laugh at old people. I want to cook him a nice meal and listen to some classic old guy tales.

>> No.9535860

christ above what the fuck

>> No.9535965

What's the (deep)fried crap?
Sorry, I don't speak lasagna.

>> No.9535974

>pls stop filming me

>> No.9535994

Very weak b8

>> No.9536009


>> No.9536030

>eats corncob with fork
This isn't Seinfeld, anon.

>> No.9536067

get fit snibber

>> No.9536069

The absolute state of americans.

>> No.9536075

Chicken strips.

>> No.9536094

You don't. You throw it straight into the bin.

>> No.9536335

How much money would you bet that guy is actually anti-capitalism?

>> No.9536350

>this fucking webm
How do you get so goddamn retarded?
Are people entirely incapable of cropping?

>> No.9536395

Has anyone ever seen this type of shit inside of America and outside of a prison?

>> No.9536431


>> No.9536575

it looks like autistic communion
behead vertical phone videors

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>> No.9536657

get fit snubber

>> No.9536691

perfect qt is perfect

>> No.9536722

It's funny watching this considering 3 packets of meme sauce sold on eBay for over 800 USD

>> No.9536855

These look both delicious and terrifying and the same time

>> No.9536902

i love this anime

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>> No.9537109

Better to be upfront and honest about the situation than to prolong it. It hurts her, but at least she can move on without anymore unnecessary pain.

>> No.9537184

Get fit snippers

>> No.9537226

Yes, you can.
You have fapped to worse stuff.

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