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ck webm thread

>> No.9531255

>>9531252
Can I watch this beer slut being fucked anywhere on the Internet?

>> No.9531261
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>> No.9531287

>>9531261
I don't know why but I find the idea of sculling wine disgusting.
I enjoy wine but I would never scull it. No issues sculling beer or bourbon, but wine? Nah

>> No.9531301

>>9531261
>Gallo

weebs can't even do cheap wine right

>> No.9531317

>>9531252
Nice

>> No.9531322
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9531322

>>9531301
the superior cheap wine

>> No.9531445

>>9531261
El que no beba vino sera un animal

>> No.9531702
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You're already on /ck/. You don't really need to specify that it's a /ck/ webm thread.

>> No.9531719

>>9531261
No bueno.

>> No.9531745
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Alcohol Edition?

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>> No.9531799

>>9531793
If I could go one day without seeing Salt Retard I'd be happy.

>> No.9531856

>>9531757
What's this from.

>> No.9531858
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>> No.9531867

>>9531252
Wow on my first day of no-fap

>> No.9531871

>>9531287
Dude, I know what it is.
>I enjoy wine
You have a blatant case of being a faggot.

>> No.9531902

>>9531858
What is the fucking point of this

How would you even eat it

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9531908

>>9531905

>> No.9531909

>>9531858
>this is how Americans eat their vegetables

Fucking gross, avocado is already fatty, by just adding more heavy ingredients you overwhelm your digestion. But ofc yanks are conditioned to ingest food not normally fit for consumption.

>> No.9531917

>>9531909
avocado is a fruit

>> No.9531922

>>9531917
Don't be that cunt

>> No.9531923

>>9531905

Is this from that werid obsession show? Like there was a lady who was addicted to bleach

>> No.9531926

>>9531922
Well it is.

>> No.9531938
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9531938

>>9531909
>avocado is a vegetable
Retard.

>> No.9531939

>>9531909
>This is how europeans eat their penis

Fucking gross, Muslim penis is already fatty, by just adding more immigrant penises you overwhelm your digestion. But ofc eurofags are conditioned to ingest dick not normally fit for consumption.

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>> No.9531955
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>> No.9531970

>>9531955
Who's this faggot?

>> No.9531976

>>9531939
Careful with that edge, son.

>> No.9531979

>>9531757
what anime is this

>> No.9531986

>>9531858
such a waste of yolk. there's a big fucking cavity in that avocado where the stone used to be, make the yolk go in there ffs

>> No.9531992

>>9531955

>soyoverdose.webm

>> No.9532005

>>9531948
fucking chinks man, why do they have to be so fucking evil

>> No.9532010

>>9531301
Oak Leaf..

>> No.9532024

>>9531948
here come the insect people

>> No.9532033

>inb4 inb4 pasta

>> No.9532067

>>9531938
Culinarily, yes. Some things can be one thing in a botanical sense and another in a culinary sense.

>> No.9532071

>>9531948
would be funny if you climbed in the mouth and then out the other side while they were trying to saw it into steaks

>> No.9532089

>>9531252
>drinking Helles from a Weissbier glass
at least the plebette can knock em back

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>>9531976
>edge

Good job co-opting a word that you can't even use properly, you fucking chode. I bet your dads are real proud of the absolute high-effort-no-worth trash you post online. Which one is it that gets to prep Abdul Sheikh al Sharif Muhammad again? The one who comes away with dust mites and bomb shrapnel in his ladyboy hijab, not the other one who gets bukakked before he kisses you goodnight and tucks you in. But that's all worth it for some fresh goat shit Tesco curry, right little Gary? #WeWuzAnEmpireAndSheit

>> No.9532144

>>9531252
I can chug a glass of beer in 4 seconds, no joke.

Of Budweiser, that is.

>> No.9532169

>>9532005

Shitty human rights makes you shitty to animals too

And fucked up laws, if you help someone in China you have to pay for his medical bills

>> No.9532174

>>9532113
you sound pretty upset anon, did your girlfriend (male) cuck you with an arab?

>> No.9532175

>>9531948
why don't they just kill it?

>> No.9532186

>>9531858
I don't understand why are people so obsessed with bacon and avocado?

>> No.9532193

>>9531955
>ends up eating the pizza with his hands anyways
STOP BEING SUCH A FAGGOT AND EAT IT ALREADY

>>9531858
>>9532186
Avocado is fucking disgusting as-is. I'm saying this as a Hispanic. Having 60% of the meal be avocado is for hipsters.

>> No.9532198

>>9532193
>Avocado is fucking disgusting as-is. I'm saying this as a Hispanic
How's it feel to be adopted?

>> No.9532199
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9532199

Can we please not derail this thread into another pol shitfest? I just want to look at food webms

>> No.9532200

>>9532144
3.6 reporting in

>> No.9532207

>>9531948
poor fishi! seriously, man.

>> No.9532214
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Mad gains and a strong shell will come to you but only if you reply with get fit snibber.

>> No.9532230

>>9531917
Vegetable is a culinary definition while fruit is a botanical definition. Go be autistic elsewhere..

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>>9532199
too late

>> No.9532232

>>9532175
Its obviously dead. Otherwise it would smash all bystanders and wreck half of a village. Just some nerve actions.

>> No.9532233
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>>9531917
shut the fuck up

>> No.9532256
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>>9532199
Fuck off nigger lover

>> No.9532266

>>9532214
That crab is buff as fuck

>> No.9532288

>>9531793
He's just dropping the salt onto his forearm in this one...

>> No.9532365

>>9531252
>undercut
>sleeve tattoos
Pass

>> No.9532370

>>9532214
get fit snibber

>> No.9532375

>>9531923
>Like there was a lady who was addicted to bleach
I prefer My Hero Academia

>> No.9532383
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tube_in_sand.webm

>> No.9532385

>>9531905
this isn't canada because that's log cabin syrup. log cabin is fake as shit. canadians use real maple.

>> No.9532387

>>9531255
This desu senpai

>> No.9532390
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>>9531702

>> No.9532392

>>9531772
This makes me very uncomfortable

>> No.9532394

>>9532392
>never popped a zit

>> No.9532396
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>>9531252

>> No.9532419

>>9532266
No he's not. There was a bug that made paint brushes weightless. That's why you could use them to climb walls; they stayed in the air when you dropped them.

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>>9532419

>> No.9532463

>>9531252
i dont get it, a ratchet dressed in a dirndl drinking a beer insanely slowly?

>> No.9532473

>>9532463
I thought the filename explained itself pretty well.

>> No.9532485

>>9532005
I think the meat spoils slightly faster if they kill it first and the blood stops circulating

>> No.9532489
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>>9532463
its hard finding vids of girls chugging

>> No.9532496

>>9531939
this post was so unfunny it gave me cancer

>> No.9532498

>>9532113
can you just remove yourself from the internet?

>> No.9532501

>>9532489
is it really chugging if you need 25 sec for and 0,5 beer? maybe its my english or my nazi genes, but i dont like it

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where's that gif a of a girl totally fucking passing out whilst trying to shotgun a beer. she had nice tight jeans on?

nvm found it

>> No.9532515

>>9532383
Clearly roach magic

>> No.9532519

>>9532489
is that an isis execution video on the tv?

>> No.9532522
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>>9532519
ye

>> No.9532675
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>> No.9532681

>>9531255
cuck

>> No.9532695

>>9531905
Do Americans really...?

>> No.9532702

>>9531252
MOMMY MOMMY GIVE ME MILKIES

>> No.9532703

>>9532681
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2y8Sx4B2Sk

>> No.9532705

>>9532675
This is pretty good thanks

>> No.9532711

>>9531745
i don't get this one, is there something to get?

>> No.9532717

>>9532711
She poured in a fuck of a lot more than 2 shots. Notice that was a normal open bottle, there was no pour spout on it.

>> No.9532719

>>9531772
what kind of sorcery is this?!

>> No.9532730

>>9531955
I hope this dainty faggot with no ear lobes dies.

>> No.9532732

>>9531858
cool vid of how not to do things. fucked up beef tatty,fucked up egg,fucked up way of taking the avocado seed out. even that bacon is questionable on top of the whole god awful combination of ingredients.

>> No.9532742

>>9532511
why did she pass out or is this just fake?

>> No.9532754

>>9532522
I see you trying to bait me
>t. pol

>> No.9532762

>>9531772
l-lewd...

>> No.9532767
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>>9531858

>> No.9532779

>>9532214
get fit snibber.

>> No.9532783

>>9532489
All that edgy shit on the wall gets me every time.

>> No.9532787

>>9532169
>if you help someone in China you have to pay for his medical bills
Not exactly, it's if you try to help them but you make their injuries worse. Not that it's really any better. You should just teach them not to move someone unless it's absolutely necessary like to get them away from a fire if they can't move on their own.

>> No.9532815

>>9531970
nailed it in one

>> No.9532830

>>9532732
>beef tatty
That sausage you fuckwit

>fucked up egg,
Mexican over easy egg

>fucked up way of taking the avocado seed out
Pretty standard method for pit removal

>even that bacon is questionable
Ok, this ine I agree with. Half-cooked limp bacin is shit.

>whole god awful combination of ingredients.
You've never eaten a real breakfast before have you?

Go back to /reddit/ kid, this is not the board for you.

>> No.9532835

>>9532742
Probably drunk as fuck already and this just pushed her over the edge.

>> No.9532859

>>9532767
Saved

>> No.9532864

>>9532198
He's right though. Straight, unseasoned avocado is like eating lard, no flavor whatsoever and extremely fatty.

>> No.9532869

>>9532421
otp right there

>> No.9532873
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>>9532675
wonderful

>> No.9532878

>>9531252
who IS she?

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>>9532419
>tfw using them to climb to the hidden door to the temple and finishing the main quest in 15mins

>> No.9532975

>>9531252
>head shaved on the side

manvomittingpeesoupandspam.mov

>> No.9532995

>>9531955
>>9531970
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfbVkQHh8s4

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>>9531793
I'm trying to laugh at how stupid and funny this really is, but the pure smugness he radiates stirs up an anger inside me that I cannot withhold.

>> No.9533019

>>9532496
Good so when you die there will be one less mouth for Arabs to stick there sandy dongs into.

>> No.9533020

>>9532419
Top notch

>> No.9533024

>>9531938
do you have a life?

>> No.9533028

>>9531948
"research purposes"

>> No.9533039

>>9531938
If you think that chick is laughing at anyone you're an autist.

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>> No.9533076

>>9532383
How's this work? Are there pipes underneath it or what?

>> No.9533108
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>>9531702

>> No.9533144

>>9532383
Magic coffee.

>> No.9533147

>>9532489
do americans really display batman toys and other assorted garbage on their walls?

>> No.9533153
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>> No.9533163

>>9533076
>>9533144
You can see the fucking coffee in the little pots. All that's happening is the sand is heating it to boil over. The pot is empty at the end and the cup has as much liquid as the pot did.

>> No.9533165

>>9533153
he didn't seem too happy with the result

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>>9531799
>>9532288
>>9533014
>all these fags angry at Based Salt Chad
i laff

>> No.9533176

>>9533153
I feel like I've just been molested

>> No.9533179
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>> No.9533184

>>9533153
>cracking an egg into a used tv dinner tray full of vegetable oil
>mystery meat looking bacon
>american plastic slices
>burning the fuck out of the bread
>whatever he thought he was doing at the end
This is why they prepare all your meals for you at the retirement/assisted living home

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>>9533179

>> No.9533212

>>9531909
>Americans
>eating vegetables
There was your first mistake.

>> No.9533217

>>9531948
>Giant fucking meme
>the immediately sever the spinal cord
Goood lads.

>> No.9533220

>>9532214
ged fid snibber

>> No.9533225

>>9532231
>/ck
you have to go back

>> No.9533238

>>9532419
By your mongologic you could also use a single feather to sail the seven seas.
Something being weightless doesn't remove gravity for anything it comes into contact with.

>> No.9533240

>>9533187
>salad1
is there more?

>> No.9533243

>>9533187
tits

>> No.9533247
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>>9532214
get fit snibber

>> No.9533249

>>9533072
That egg is going to be a charred puck 15 minutes before the bacon or sausages are ready.

>> No.9533253

>>9533163
The pots are smaller in volume than the fucking cups.

>> No.9533255

>>9532717
>>9531745
This is New York Gov. Cuomo's girlfriend on her cooking show "Semi-Homemade" where at least 70% of the ingredients are storebought.

It's a fucking horrorshow and I'm stunned /ck/ doesn't post about it.

>> No.9533257

>>9533253
>t. guy who's never activated his coffee beans before
Activated caffeine expands to fill available space.

>> No.9533258

>>9533179
>Pineapple
>Bell pepper
>Something else green
>Cream cheese
>Jello
>Cool wHip
>cheddar cheese
>Pecans
>Pimentos

Nigger what are you doing?!?!?

>> No.9533264
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>>9532396
Disgusting

>> No.9533269

>>9532396
Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with americans and their food habits?

>> No.9533279

>>9532214
get fit snibber

>> No.9533291

>>9533163
no, there are pipes under the sand. The little pots open up valves under the sand to release the coffee from the pipes. stop spreading fake information.

The holes under the pots are even visible in the webm.

>> No.9533332

>>9531955
please stop posting this queer

>> No.9533337

>>9532214
what a cute snibber

>> No.9533340

>>9532214
get fit snibber

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>> No.9533352

>>9532675
It's better with sound
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyL_cYxV6QA

>> No.9533356

>>9533187
Needs some squirts of milk...

>> No.9533388

>>9532214
get fit snipper

>> No.9533399
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>>9533014
kek

>> No.9533424

>>9532232
> obviously dead
> Its attempting to breath.

>> No.9533440

>>9533344
>"You eat animals and products derived from animals? Disgusting!"
>go out of their way to make everything look and taste as much like animal products as possible

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>> No.9533493

>>9532214
fuck you and fuck your fagget crab. crabs=fags

>> No.9533532

>>9533424
Reminded me of this.
I do actually have that as a webm but I guess it's over 3 mb. and I really can't be bothered doing the whole thing with it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KUwib-rGis

>> No.9533561

>>9533255
We did when it still aired.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=we2iWTJqo98

>> No.9533572

>>9532214
do you even lift lil snibster ?

>> No.9533575

>>9533153
>wait a minute, this kitchen looks familiar
>this is the guy who puts flour on his grilled cheese sandwiches and burns the fuck out of it isn't it
>it is
I spend too much time on the internet

>> No.9533576

>>9533561
>Lee has said this recipe is the only one of hers whose criticism she has taken to heart, and that the recipe was partly due to the Food Network dictating the show's content at the time.

How did did corn nuts become "acorns"?

>> No.9533586

>>9533575
You mean your brain has the capacity to recall past experiences?
Aren't you a quirky little snowflake.

>> No.9533593

>>9531287
>sculling

Chugging or downing you disgusting aussie

>> No.9533594

>>9533586
im speciul

>> No.9533599

>>9531757
Jesus, have a heart bro ;_;

>> No.9533600

>>9533153
>>9533575
Featureman? Haven't seen him mentioned here in a while actually. People used to talk about him a lot.

>> No.9533603

>>9533344
>don't eat eggs because of moral reasons
>make something that resembles """infanticide""" and people """taking advantage""" of animals
What did xe mean by this?

>> No.9533612

>>9533153
this is a bit sad

>> No.9533618

>>9533344
I've always hated eggs and I can't eat kala namak. This would fool most.

>>9533440
>>9533603
They're not ethically opposed to the taste of eggs, nerfherder.

>> No.9533639

>>9533618
>They're not ethically opposed to the taste of eggs

But that will just make people more likely to eat eggs. Like child-size sex dolls make paedos more likely to molest real children

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>>9533654
Oh snap I just noticed >inb4 guy isn't here

Post reposts

>> No.9533660

>>9533561
>>9533255
>>9531745
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OR0pQcp5jYg

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>> No.9533665

>>9533661
Please stop posting Jack, mocking the disabled isn't funny

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>> No.9533671

>>9533593
>disgusting aussie
no need for the tautology.

>> No.9533676
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9533676

>>9533658
obligatory

>> No.9533684
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9533684

>>9533658
>>9533676

>> No.9533686
File: 2.91 MB, 456x574, wall.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
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>> No.9533689
File: 2.91 MB, 472x796, Mexican Lunch.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
9533689

>> No.9533700

>>9531905
>pineapple pizza
Absolutely disgusting.

>> No.9533707

>>9532717
are you serious?
she barely poured 10cl, if even that, 8cl is 2 shots

>> No.9533722

>>9532830
ok, it's sausage in the form of a beef patty, either way it's fucked up.
>mexican over easy egg
wait, so burning the bottom is a thing now?
>standard method
it might be standard but it's still a shitty way to do it.
>real breakfast
i have, lots of times, has nothing to do with this though.
here's a fun fact though, faggots shouting /reddit/ shit are actually the ones from reddit.(or haven't been on 4chan for over a month or two)

>> No.9533734

>>9532214
Get fit snibber!

>> No.9533736

>>9532835
i get that she could have been drunk already but the last beer has nothing to do with it, no way in hell the alcohol from it would reach her circulation in time to make her pass out.
>>9532005
this. aren't they the same fuckers who have a fucking disgusting way of treating shark and dolphins when they are getting the fins for their precious soup?

>> No.9533739

>>9533707
>she barely poured 10cl
Looks like a lot more than that to me.

>> No.9533741

>>9532214
get fit snibber

>> No.9533766

>>9532214
get fit snibber.

>> No.9533778
File: 1.96 MB, 400x400, Absurdly Cheesy Burger.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
9533778

>> No.9533783

>>9533676
How does he get out without breaking the eggs?

>> No.9533787

>>9533783
He's not allowed to leave until he empties the shelves

>> No.9533790
File: 51 KB, 480x360, charles-shaw-wine[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
9533790

>>9531322
wrong
>>9531301
wrong
>>9532010
wrong

>> No.9533796
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9533796

>>9531702

>> No.9533799

>>9533147
>>9532783
has to be some sort of military barracks.

>small room
>walls are that bland biege
>mma sticker on tv
>mall ninja knives, blow gun, ebin barbwire baseball bat
>trashy white woman in 20s chugging a cheap rose wine
>cheap furniture
>tv/internet modem just out like that.

>> No.9533808

>>9533799
or just a college

>> No.9533823
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9533823

>>9533799

>> No.9533829

>>9533808
>>9533823
i was in the army for 9 years.

that image is from barracks. i've seen too many barracks rooms and female soldiers for it to be anything else.

>> No.9533860

>>9533783
there is a backdoor for the booth.

>> No.9533882
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9533882

>>9533187

>> No.9533883
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9533883

>>9532214

>> No.9533893

>>9533661
How is he such a mong?

>> No.9533900

>>9533778
I fucking hate thes facebook formatted videos talking about cheese or avocado themed food at some trendy hipster pop up in some gentrified part of London .

>> No.9533930

a first ever webm thread without jack and other cringey stuff. well done /ck/

>> No.9533934

>>9533930
But that's wrong
>>9533661

>> No.9533936
File: 2.91 MB, 700x392, Pancake Autist.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
9533936

>> No.9533966

>>9533936
glad to see this guy likes his job at least

>> No.9533969

>>9533936
"Hey, hey, Patricia have you seen all those 'salt bae' memes? Go get the camera Patricia, we're gonna be viral"

>> No.9533976

>>9533969
kek

>> No.9533991

>>9533153
Is he a master troll?
If so, How can I be like him?

>> No.9534000

>>9533934
well, almost. enough for it to be enjoyable

>> No.9534011
File: 66 KB, 720x707, 1506677642936.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
9534011

>>9533480
very pretty.

>> No.9534019

>>9533991
He's definitely doing "ironically" if that's what you mean.
Check out his channel, there some neat stuff and some not so neat stuff.
https://www.youtube.com/user/Featureman

>> No.9534020
File: 2.73 MB, 480x360, Tasty Tom's mac and cheese adventure.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
9534020

>>9533991
I'm not sure but here is his mac and cheese video.

>> No.9534027

>>9533603
>infanticide

people outside of the phillipines don't eat fertilized eggs, pablo

>> No.9534048
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9534048

>>9534019
thanks
>>9534020
>

>> No.9534050

>>9531757
Source?

>> No.9534060

>>9533668
Is this the famous American cuisine?

>> No.9534065

>>9531772
>this fucking abomination

>> No.9534066

Anyone tried to make their own sausages or bacon?
It's the best thing ever

>> No.9534074

>>9534027
Yeah, that was my point. Vegans who cry murder at egg dishes don't even know that the eggs non-vegans eat aren't fertilized.
By the way, how did you know my flag? What magic are you using?

>> No.9534086
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9534086

>>9534066
I made some pretty nice porksausages a while ago.
Didn't have any animal intestines so I used gloves I stole from work.

>> No.9534100

>>9534074
the excessive quotation marks was a major hint

>> No.9534103

>>9531252
>"Now will you give me free stuff, senpai!?"

Trying way too hard to look cute when you can tell she's sucked off no less than 5 guys in public restrooms, with or without a crowd of onlookers. Possibly urinating on her simultaneously.

>> No.9534111

>>9532717
>She poured in a fuck of a lot more than 2 shots.

no. I watched it a couple of times and was pretty impressed with her ability to eyeball that. I bet she has some fun stories to tell about her younger years.

>> No.9534115
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9534115

>>9534086
>wasting meat to get muh lulz
>namefag

Figures. There are better sites for your kind of trash.

>> No.9534116
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9534116

>>9531979
>what anime is this

I lold

>> No.9534120

>>9533532
Fish can't feel pain
https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2013/08/130808123719.htm

>> No.9534121

>>9534020
>seedless raisins
Come to think of it, I've never seen raisins with seeds. Where can you buy that?

>> No.9534133

>>9531793
>all that wasted salt

>> No.9534138

>>9534086

you should have yoused your own mouthers intenstines

>> No.9534143

>>9534138
>yoused
>mouthers

>> No.9534149

>>9534143

tipo

>> No.9534153

>>9532214
get fit snibber

>> No.9534156
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9534156

>>9531252
When I lived in Germany I lived on Augustiner.

People called me a swabian faggot, but that is the best beer, next to Tegernseer Helles

>> No.9534158

>>9532489
>its hard finding vids of girls chugging

And of course, she's chugging a dainty desert wine.

>> No.9534161

>>9532489

in about 30 minutes you can do anything you want to her

>> No.9534183
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9534183

>>9534161

>> No.9534191

>>9533686
isn't this a parody of something?

>> No.9534202

>>9533686
>implying he couldn't make that 10x faster by using his hands instead of little spoons and tongs if the camera wasn't on.

anyone that's ever worked in a kitchen knows what I'm saying.

>> No.9534237

>>9533028
Its a fish not a whale

>> No.9534312

>>9532214
get fit snibber

>> No.9534326

>>9531793
I'm.glad you saved the webm I made
Shame to didn't save the rest even if that was the best

The way he taps his knife cutting that meat and the way he smacks that meat does things to me

>> No.9534353

>>9532742
Vertigo she looked up and that's it.

>> No.9534363

>>9531252
>side cut

>> No.9534373

>>9533179
can't we leave the 1950s back where they were and move on people?

>> No.9534376

>>9531252
i bet she pisses like a racehorse

>> No.9534392

>>9533532
LoL wtf is that fish, are all peta ads retarded like this, post more.

>> No.9534401

>>9532396
Is this a joke?

>> No.9534418

>>9534086
You could've just made pork cevapi's dude

>> No.9534422

>>9533658
holy shit the virgin egg merchant is real
>seen the chad cooking
>seen the meme
>never knew the egg virgin was real

>> No.9534425

>>9533936
Fuck yeah

>> No.9534445

>>9533249
>indirect heat cooking sides
>fire immediately under bacon
>not understanding how cooking works with heavy as shit pans

cuck pls leave

>> No.9534501

>>9533722
>ok, it's sausage in the form of a beef patty, either way it's fucked up.
No it's a sausage patty in the form of a sausage patty
>wait, so burning the bottom is a thing now?
yes
>it might be standard but it's still a shitty way to do it.
No it's the best way to do it
>i have, lots of times, has nothing to do with this though.
No you haven't
>le reddit
kys

>> No.9534506

>>9533187
Qt
Pls let there be more

>> No.9534535

>>9533187
Similar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgAy2lS6P4A

>> No.9534542

>>9531938
"Vegetable" is not a scientific term. Fruits can be vegetables (eggplant, tomato, cucumber, etc)
>yfw trying to correct someone but end up looking like a retard

>> No.9534543

>>9533668
Poor girl

>> No.9534550

>>9533783
He just walks out on the right as you can clearly see the space there

>> No.9534567

>>9532396
It's a twinkie wiener sandwich but worse.

>> No.9534577

>>9531902
By fucking it ofc

>> No.9534579

>>9534376
I wish it was in my mouth

>> No.9534589

>>9532214
Get fit snibber

>> No.9534645
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>> No.9534649
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9534649

>> No.9534673

>>9534649
how to the fuck do you even eat this?

>> No.9534676

>>9531905
>"maple syrup"
>out of a plastic bottle

no
nonono
I unironically use maple syrup on a lot of things you normally wouldn't think of, but it's real maple syrup that comes from a can.

>> No.9534692

>>9534673
With a fork. Not everything needs to be eaten with your hands, you Amerilard fuckface

>> No.9534701

>>9534692
You think you could eat that with a fork? It would fucking go everywhere.

>> No.9534706

>>9534692
wew

>> No.9534713

>>9533005
>ywn be an honorable seafood worker in glorious japanese fish markets

>> No.9534721
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9534721

>>9534673
Probably drunk.

>> No.9534728

>>9534692
holy autism

>> No.9534761

>>9533778
I felt my heart race watching that person pick up that burger

>> No.9534796

>>9533480
He spends a lot of time holding the flat of the blade against the meat.

>> No.9534800

>>9533799
You just described 70% of all living spaces in america.

>> No.9534810

>>9533783
He can't. He has to sell them all first.

>> No.9534815
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9534815

>>9533936
not sure if handicapped or just clowning for the customers

>> No.9534817

>>9534649
is this vegan?

>> No.9534818

>>9534800
>small room
You must be a Yuropoor. My bedroom alone is half the size of an average yuro living space.

>> No.9534822

>>9531858
If you are gonna do retarded shit like this at least do it right, please cut that shit lenghtwise!

>> No.9534831

>>9533668
>tfw don't own a magical toaster that turns you into an autistic asian loli every time you make a grilled cheese in it.

>> No.9534843

>>9534815
cocaine

>> No.9534857

>>9531793
This is actually fine. It spreads the salt out better, and is objectively the better technique for salting.

>>9534133
>all that wasted salt
It's fucking salt. It's everywhere, and this technique is worth it.

>> No.9534861

>>9533936
those are crepes you dumbo

>> No.9534881

>>9533969
This guy has been around way before salt bae tho.

>> No.9534884

>>9533936
Apparently that is just straight up how that dude cooks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWCk--FSSEQ

Bless you autism crepe man

>> No.9534904

>>9533778
I hate getting food on my hands with a passion, I eat literally everything with a fork. I hate this, why would anyone ever want this? I feel like I need a shower just looking at that puke burger.

>> No.9534977
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9534977

>>9533153

>> No.9534995

>>9533936

Man, what a shitty life.

>> No.9535016

>>9532681
cringe

>> No.9535041

>>9534645

I thought he was gonna fry it.

>> No.9535046

>>9531948
It's a fish that can hardly feel any pain at all and it's probably fucking dead already. Why are you retards so angry at this?

>> No.9535049

>>9534673
with regret

>> No.9535054

>>9533153
>using non-bread, non-cheese and non-bacon with a woeful egg to make a burnt sandwich... and then he puts the flour on each side.... and proceeds to barely be able to eat it...
I don't know anything about this but I'm guessing his wife died last year and this is the only thing he's got left that gives him any purpose. If so... go ahead, gramps. You might as well leave your mark on your way out

>> No.9535103

>>9534995
and how is yours any better?

>> No.9535227

>>9533153
>all these virgin autists not knowing about based Tom Willet

>> No.9535393

>>9531287
because its a fucking waste of wine
if youre looking to just get fucked up you buy beer. if you get wine its for something more

>> No.9535423
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9535423

>>9531252

>> No.9535433

>>9535393
>scull
>sculling
>scull
>scull
say it one more time you fucking faggot
what a stupid word to use, you must be a flyover

>> No.9535437

>>9535423
I'm surprised the manager condoned this.

>> No.9535444

>>9535437
Even if he told them they can't do that they would all just follow him off the restaurant's property and do it there. At least letting them do it there creates some form of good will.

It's still ridiculous though.

>> No.9535479
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9535479

>>9532214
AWAKEN MY MASTERS

>> No.9535486

>>9532675
needs the sound

>> No.9535499
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9535499

>>9533153
this makes me sad

>> No.9535503

Who is she? She must have some muscle to be able to do that.
>tfw no strong titcow gf to dominate you

>> No.9535652

>>9531905

THANKS CORN LOBBY

>> No.9535684

I almost bought that dirndl, glad I didn't.

>> No.9535693

>>9531757
Poor mimi

>> No.9535807

>>9531955
a 60 minute supercut of penises plunging into male assholes would be less gay than this webm

>> No.9535808

>>9532214
get fit snibber

>> No.9535830

>>9533153
>>9533612
>>9535499
Made me way too sad, and I'm a heartless bastard. I just can't laugh at old people. I want to cook him a nice meal and listen to some classic old guy tales.

>> No.9535860

>>9532396
christ above what the fuck

>> No.9535965

>>9533654
What's the (deep)fried crap?
Sorry, I don't speak lasagna.

>> No.9535974

>>9533676
>pls stop filming me

>> No.9535994

>>9534861
Very weak b8

>> No.9536009

>>9534149
Kek

>> No.9536030

>>9534692
>eats corncob with fork
This isn't Seinfeld, anon.

>> No.9536067

>>9532214
get fit snibber

>> No.9536069

>>9535423
The absolute state of americans.

>> No.9536075

>>9535965
Chicken strips.

>> No.9536094

>>9534673
You don't. You throw it straight into the bin.

>> No.9536335

>>9535423
How much money would you bet that guy is actually anti-capitalism?

>> No.9536350

>>9535423
>this fucking webm
How do you get so goddamn retarded?
Are people entirely incapable of cropping?

>> No.9536395

>>9534649
Has anyone ever seen this type of shit inside of America and outside of a prison?

>> No.9536431

>>9533593
YOU DON'T JUST CHUG-A-LUG A $30 BOTTLE OF WINE

>> No.9536575

>>9535423
it looks like autistic communion
>>9536350
behead vertical phone videors

>> No.9536603
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9536603

>> No.9536612
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9536612

>> No.9536657

>>9532214
get fit snubber

>> No.9536691

>>9533187
perfect qt is perfect

>> No.9536722

>>9535423
It's funny watching this considering 3 packets of meme sauce sold on eBay for over 800 USD

>> No.9536855

>>9536603
>>9536612
These look both delicious and terrifying and the same time

>> No.9536902

>>9531948
i love this anime

>> No.9537061

>>9531772
icantfaptothis.jpg

>> No.9537089

>>9531858
WTF AMERICAN SO GROSS LIKE PIG

>> No.9537109

>>9533599
Better to be upfront and honest about the situation than to prolong it. It hurts her, but at least she can move on without anymore unnecessary pain.

>> No.9537184

>>9532214
Get fit snippers

>> No.9537226

>>9537061
Yes, you can.
You have fapped to worse stuff.

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