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9538507 No.9538507 [Reply] [Original]

>Pizza Hut is sh-

>> No.9538521

>square pizza
THIS ISN'T HOW ITS SUPPOSED TO BE

>> No.9538523
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>>9538521
u mad roundboi?

>> No.9538536

>>9538507
>Shit
thanks for the pic. it quantifies the statement absolutely. I wouldn't feed that shit to the starving stray dogs around my property.

>> No.9538557

I actually got Pizza Hut last week. $7 large special with two toppings. It was the blandest pizza I have ever consumed, even Tony's frozen pizzas have more of an appetizing bite to them. I Just can't figure out how you can make something like pizza taste like absolutely nothing. I didn't feel any more full after consuming two slices either, but I didn't want to go for a third because I'm not a fat fuck.

>> No.9538560

>>9538521
Detroit pizzas are square or rectangular.

>> No.9538561

I don't think you're making the point you're trying to. All of that looks fucking terrible, OP.

>> No.9538564

-it.

>> No.9538575

>>9538507
How much do you think it would cost to open a pizza joint that's scalable to compete with Papa John's/Dominos/Pizza Hut? Because all three are shit. Papa Johns being the least shit but refusing to make their buffalo chicken pizza a permanent item.

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>>9538575
>Papa Johns the best

>> No.9538603
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>> No.9538607

>>9538560
no one cares about that nigger city's pizza

>> No.9538619

>>9538560
Kek. is there literally anything that niggers can't fuck up?

>> No.9538633
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9538633

Last time I went to pizza hut, I asked for the big dinner box, which on their menu said
>2 square med. pizzas, breadsticks and YOUR CHOICE OF wings, pasta, or a 3rd square med. pizza.

So I asked for the big dinner box with 3 pizzas and they didn't want to give me the breadsticks even though it was worded like that on their menu and they finally told me that the 3 pizza big dinner box is a separate item in their computer and I wouldn't be getting the breadsticks.
I even argued with the (female) manager for a good 5 minutes, read out their digital menu over and over, going over the semantics of the english language, and asked where the comma was located so I could get my breadsticks, they still wouldn't budge.

I'm never going again, their pizza wasn't even that good.

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>>9538507
>americans unironically call this "pizza"

>> No.9538652

Order a Domino's Philly Cheesesteak pizza
Go to customize
Remove onions
Remove green peppers
Double American cheese
Double the steak

It's the closest thing to an actual cheesesteak where I live. Fucking pathetic.

>> No.9538654

>>9538652
with regular pizza sauce?

>> No.9538656

>>9538654
No, no sauce.

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>>9538507
All y'all need to get off your high horses and admit you'd eat everything in OP's pic if it was sitting on your kitchen table right now.

>> No.9538697

>>9538693
>Come on guys I'm not the ONLY one with shit taste!

No.

>> No.9538743

>>9538633
Fuck you, you stupid garbage cretin.

>> No.9538780

>>9538633
Includes 2 medium 1-topping pizzas with either 5 breadsticks and your choice of pasta or wings or choose a third medium 1-topping


Learn how to read, you fucking idiot.

>> No.9538798

>>9538780
It didn't say "choose" and the "either" was after the word breadsticks.
I don't go there often so there's no way I could have known those were 2 separate combos.
You can't chastise me for asking for what was written on the menu, stop defending shit business practices.

>> No.9538914

>>9538521
It's the flavor of now anon

>> No.9538926
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>>9538521
Detroit style is the next big meme in pizza.

I'm calling it now and I'm probably already late to the party anyway.

>> No.9538947

>>9538926
What the hell makes this shit special other than it being a fucking rectangle.

>> No.9538961

>>9538602
Uh uh nah nigga
Them shits like $6 now

>> No.9538965

>>9538947
>What the hell makes this shit special other than it being a fucking rectangle.
They don't cut corners™

>> No.9538969

>>9538961
it's $5 for the hot n ready
the $6 is the extra most bestest which is literally the old hot n ready before they started skimping on cheese

>> No.9538972
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>>9538947
The caramelized cheese crust is delicious.

Also, true Detroit style doesn't use mozzarella, it uses "brick cheese."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brick_cheese

My pic, however, comes from Jet's, which does use mozzarella.

>> No.9538974

>>9538969
Before they started doing Most Bestest it was still $6 at the two near me for hot n ready

>> No.9538991

>>9538972
>Mini shots of oil.
Fucking disgusting. This kills the gallbladder.

>> No.9538998

>>9538991
You can live without your gallbladder, pussy.

>> No.9539027

I mean, it looks bad, but I would totally eat it if it were given to me

>> No.9539045

>>9538947
Actually using the empty space?

>> No.9539059

>>9538507
Is that poop on the front-right?

>> No.9539118

>>9538991
hangover special

>> No.9539419

>>9539059
I didn't order a pizza with SAUSAGE

>> No.9539439

>>9539419
hehehehehhe id eat her poop hehehau

>> No.9539446

>>9538560
>Detroit
And there's your problem.

>> No.9539450

>>9538507
Pizza hut is shit. Dominos is shit. Papa John's is shit. Little Caesar's is shit. I haven't ordered from fast food pizza in close to a decade because at least the local small business TRIES while every single large chain I know of fucks me on quality at every corner... just because your pizza is cheap does not make it worth my fucking time

>> No.9539462

>>9539450
We found the pretentious foodie faggot.

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>>9538521
How do you feel about square cut?

>> No.9539495

>>9538693
Yes, but I would need some liquor first since I love only eating pizza when drunk

>> No.9539586

>>9538947
http://www.seriouseats.com/2017/02/how-to-make-detroit-style-pizza.html

>> No.9539919

>>9538536
t. donald trump

>> No.9539943

Yes, pizza hut is shit.

Just look at that pic. Single slice of pepperoni per pizza slice. Fucking jews. Meatballs right at the cut, will fall off. Brainless morons. Enough dip/sauces in that box to make a pizza soup with nothing but the dip and the pizzas. Bare corners so big literally half your pizza is bare.

IT'S SHIT!

And you, OP, are not only a disgusting shill, but also an imbecile.

>> No.9539964

>>9538507
>One pepperoni per slice
What did you imagine you were proving?

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>>9538507
After working at the Hut for a couple years, I got some info for you all:

>The dough is frozen. Full of preservatives and MSG too.
>Toppings come frozen. Same story as above.
>Sauces made from frozen concentrate we mix in a mop bucket with the faucet for the mop water.
>The delivery charge DOES go to the driver.
>Only fresh topping is mushrooms.
>We never wash the pans. Not unless there's a black, vulcanized piece of food stuck to it.
>The kitchen is out of sight for a reason - they encourage bad sanitation habits to speed things along.
>Our ice machine was molded inside and out. The HVAC too.
>You can actually still get the Mama Mia pizzas for cheap, like criminally cheap and they are much better tasting than all the regular offerings.
>Dominos has PH beat by a mile. Don't eat PH garbage.

No I didn't agree with these practices, but hell yeah, I took the money. Even the manager and franchise owner discouraged me from having sanitary practices. "Takes up time."

>> No.9539978

>>9539964
There are literally FOUR SLICES OF PEPPERONI ON AN ENTIRE PIZZA. What do you think I was proving?

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>>9539477

>> No.9540150

non-us poster here, do they really give you sauce with every pizza? OP's pic has alot of sauce packets

>> No.9540167

>>9538507
>not going to a mom and pop wop shop

sucks for you stoplight town. enjoy going to olive garden when you feel like a fancy night out.

>> No.9540168

>>9538633
You're that asshole that holds up the line over 2 dollars while everyone else laughs at you for setting the price of your dignity over breadsticks.

>> No.9540181

>>9538521
they make pizza like that in fucking italy retard

>> No.9540185

>>9540181
At shitty places maybe.

Hand tossing the crust produces a round-ish shape, not square. If the crust is square you can be assured that corners were cut while the pizza was made.

>> No.9540191

>>9538507
If you're going to spend so many calories eating pizza, why would you choose a shitty one instead of a good one from a quality restaurant?

>> No.9540194

>>9540185
t. not italian

>> No.9540202

What does "now" taste like anyway?

>> No.9540203

>>9540185
>corners were cut on the rectangle pizza but not on the round one
Imagine being this stupid

>> No.9540217

>>9540185
>Hand tossing the crust produces a round-ish shape, not square. If the crust is square you can be assured that corners were cut while the pizza was made.
Of course corners were cut. How else would it be a square?

>> No.9540225

>>9540217
very funny, anon.

But no, the crust is not literally cut to make a square. It's stretched and formed into that shape. But the point is that it's not tossed in the traditional way.

>> No.9540253

>>9540185

Not everyone in Italy takes the dough and masterfully tosses it around with the Tarantella in the background Anon, not even when making homemade genuine italian pizza. There are just as many people with two left hands or just too lazy to learn that maneuver than everywhere else, and then the clever Italian uses a thing called TOOLS, like a rectangular pan in which the rolled dough gets placed and then too much dough being cut off, so you get an ORIGINAL ITALIAN RECTANGULAR PIZZA. You live too much in movie Italy.

>> No.9540261

>>9540225
I couldn't resist.

That makes sense. You can't toss something into a square. Although could they hand toss it and then form it into a square afterwards?

>> No.9540806

>>9538575
That pizza is pretty permanent at my location.

>> No.9540822

>>9540253
>There are just as many people with two left hands or just too lazy to learn that maneuver than everywhere else, and then the clever Italian uses a thing called TOOLS,

Right. That's what I meant about "shitty places".

You sound like you don't know that much about making pizza. Tossing the pizza requires that the gluten be developed to a certain point. If the dough is able to be tossed without falling apart then that is a guarantee that the consistency is correct. When you use "tools" and just roll the dough out there's no assurance that the gluten is correctly developed.

>> then too much dough being cut off,
Nobody does that. The dough is stretched into a square shape by hand. The stretching is part of forming the dough correctly. If you rolled it out and cut the edges off to make a square it wouldn't bake properly. The dough needs to be stretched for the consistency to be right.

>>9540261
>Although could they hand toss it and then form it into a square afterwards?
Yeah, but that will lead to inconsistent thickness in the corners.

Square pizza is a shortcut which compromises on the texture of the dough in order to fit more pizza in a smaller box (or oven).

>> No.9540903

>>9539462
I know right? muh local pizza meme needs to die. the hate on pizza chains then go eat some americanized shit anyway. it's the same as people complaining that taco bell isn't real mexican food then they point to some hole in the wall tex mex instead lmao.

>> No.9540932

>>9539450
Oddly enough, muh local pizza places are all cheaper than the chains. But, muh local pizza places range from awful to great. Sometimes hole in the wall places are holes in the wall because they suck.

>> No.9540934

>>9540822
>t. still not italian

>> No.9541092

>>9538536
Good because dogs aren't meant to have that much bread, cheese or onion

>> No.9541132

>>9538633
tfw you have to write out a sign as
2 square medium pizzas with:
5 breadsticks and wings!
OR
5 breadsticks and pasta!
OR
a 3rd square medium pizza!