>control f >food gore >0 results lets change that.

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Anonymous Sat Oct 21 14:07:01 2017 No.9579587 [Reply] [Original]

>control f
>food gore
>0 results
lets change that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 14:07:39 2017 No.9579590 File: 10 KB, 274x184, foodgore.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 14:08:38 2017 No.9579594 File: 102 KB, 426x358, 1491591985388.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9579587

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 14:09:04 2017 No.9579597 File: 29 KB, 500x378, food.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 14:09:17 2017 No.9579602 >>9579587 I'd eat the fuck out of that

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 14:11:29 2017 No.9579610 >>9579597 Is that solidified sausage gravy or just cold grease?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 14:14:40 2017 No.9579622 File: 95 KB, 625x936, youdisgustme.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9579602 Why exactly, i need some reasoning >>9579610 I don't know but my best guess is some weird old dairy product

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 14:15:13 2017 No.9579626 File: 502 KB, 3264x1952, WIvda.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 14:16:49 2017 No.9579636 File: 40 KB, 600x387, cheesyfries.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] the classic

Anonymous Sat Oct 21 14:27:39 2017 No.9579668

>>9579622
Because is spaghetti covered in a giant meat ball. Sure it's not aesthetic but it's a novel and fun way to eat a dish I really like. Also meatloaf and spaghetti are very good comfort foods. I really can't imagine that not tasting good despite the fact it like a gutted rat.

Anonymous Sat Oct 21 14:36:15 2017 No.9579713

>>9579587
Honestly, I would eat this. But I have a pretty high tolerance for "bad" food. One thing that makes me cringe thinking back to it is something my friend's mom made-- spaghetti casserole.
>She cooks the spaghetti and mixes it with the meat sauce
>rips up a bunch of white bread and soaks it in melted country crock spread
>throws half of the bread in the bottom of the casserole dish
>adds spaghetti
>covers the top with the rest of the bread, pours excess melted spread over top, then scoops more out and puts it on top of the bread
>into the oven for an hour
>the smell of margarine and cheap pasta sauce was making me gag but I did my best to hide it to be polite
>she pulls it out of the oven and throws a heaping amount on my plate
>take one bite, it's the most awful, greasy food I have ever consumed
>eat what I can and go home the next morning with severe diarrhea
>the toilet water even started separating from the mass amount of oil coming out of my ass

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 14:36:51 2017 No.9579715 natto

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 14:42:43 2017 No.9579746 File: 1.43 MB, 2592x1936, image-8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 14:45:36 2017 No.9579753 >>9579713 >country crock spread I don't get how people eat that shit. It tastes like oily plastic and it doesn't melt properly. It's gotta be the most unnatural looking and tasting food product after Kraft singles.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 17:24:59 2017 No.9580456 >>9579746 This actually looks pretty good

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 17:29:57 2017 No.9580485 >>9579587 This reminds me of the ice cream cake maker infomercial.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 17:31:01 2017 No.9580495 File: 747 KB, 974x993, 1507972028965.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 17:34:11 2017 No.9580511 UMA DELICIA

Anonymous Sat Oct 21 17:35:46 2017 No.9580520

>>9580495
>r-r-rick, why'd you turn, I mean why'd you turn yourself into a monkey stew, aw jeez
>b-*burp* because God doesn't exist Morty, life is pointless and we only ex-exist for moments of ple*burp*leasure. Now reconfigure the florpinator and shove me up your ass.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 17:44:11 2017 No.9580555 Classic bologna cake

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 17:45:14 2017 No.9580560 File: 697 KB, 640x628, 7D3A6ADE-37A4-4921-9841-DB7EC7CF9EC6.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9580555 bologna cake

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 17:46:50 2017 No.9580567 File: 2.35 MB, 320x240, giphy.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9580560

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 17:48:50 2017 No.9580574 >>9579597 Shut the fuck up. Semen peas are my fav.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 17:49:07 2017 No.9580575 File: 6 KB, 166x231, overtheline.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9580560

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 18:01:22 2017 No.9580630 >>9580560 >tfw newfags don't know about the hurgin

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 18:09:33 2017 No.9580664 >>9579636 Those are noodles it just keeps getting worse

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 18:14:06 2017 No.9580677 File: 50 KB, 320x240, 49A5BF0D-E815-4A89-A693-5741BE0B251D.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You guys ever made an authentic prison spread?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 18:16:00 2017 No.9580684 File: 29 KB, 260x195, 1B062B48-F29B-4B69-8956-F99E4945B109.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9580677

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 18:33:39 2017 No.9580766 File: 68 KB, 600x438, 1508211215593.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9579587

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 18:44:34 2017 No.9580824 >>9579746 Looks uma delicia!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 18:47:10 2017 No.9580836 File: 257 KB, 897x957, 1435562013627 (1).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The classic sriracha scramby wrap

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 18:56:44 2017 No.9580878 >>9579587 It probably doesnt taste that bad

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 18:59:02 2017 No.9580886 File: 1.25 MB, 1280x720, beautiful.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9579594

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 18:59:14 2017 No.9580887 >>9579746 Broth is nice and thicc. On bone chicken in soup always looks gross.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 19:22:55 2017 No.9580992 File: 41 KB, 600x678, 65e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9580886 what the fuck is that shit

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 19:29:26 2017 No.9581014 >>9580766 What the fuck is that

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 19:29:56 2017 No.9581016 File: 1.37 MB, 1280x720, itdoesn'tevencookwell.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9580992 omelet boiled in plastic bag

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 19:31:23 2017 No.9581020 >>9581016 Oh my

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 19:31:55 2017 No.9581021 >>9581016 both are fucking awful to be fair

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 19:34:00 2017 No.9581029 File: 1.05 MB, 1280x720, cream cake.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9581021 the magic of that video is he blames the magic bullet for making his omelet not look like the one in the infomercial

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 19:39:13 2017 No.9581040 >>9581029 I see no problem with this video

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 19:43:07 2017 No.9581052 >>9581014 Cenbab. Can't you read?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 19:43:36 2017 No.9581054 >>9581014 is cousin ivan after Visit from kgb

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 19:44:32 2017 No.9581057 File: 950 KB, 634x655, gloriouslunch.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9581021 in other unrelated news have this dish I made

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 19:46:46 2017 No.9581064 File: 714 KB, 1280x720, yorkie puds.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9581029

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 19:47:56 2017 No.9581068 >>9581064 Are these really yourshire puddings? I refuse to believe this

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 19:49:33 2017 No.9581072 File: 2.27 MB, 1920x1080, viola.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9581068 https://youtu.be/bUMiZKyM6AA

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 19:54:00 2017 No.9581081 >>9581072 that's depressing

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 19:57:15 2017 No.9581092 >>9581072 >>9581081 He cooked them way too cold, Yorkshire puds need over 260C to rise properly.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 19:57:16 2017 No.9581094 >>9580836 But thats poopcorn

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 20:03:13 2017 No.9581121 File: 154 KB, 768x768, buffalo wild wings.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 20:03:44 2017 No.9581125 >>9581121 that's pretty wild

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 20:04:16 2017 No.9581131 File: 103 KB, 540x720, breyers remorse.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 20:05:19 2017 No.9581137 File: 251 KB, 1600x1200, europizza.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 20:06:04 2017 No.9581144 >>9581094 Look closer, it's burned eggs

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 20:06:36 2017 No.9581149 File: 83 KB, 628x640, it's art.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 20:08:42 2017 No.9581163 >>9581149 I bet it's full of for mes

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 20:11:15 2017 No.9581176 >>9581137 That looks terrible desu...

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 20:11:44 2017 No.9581179 >>9580766 What kind of fish is that?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 20:18:24 2017 No.9581210 >>9581094 it's also topped with ketchup, and not wrapped

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 20:21:06 2017 No.9581218 >>9581014 CEЛЬДЬ

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 20:24:42 2017 No.9581234 >>9581052 >>9581014 >>9580766 The tin essentially says "herring". Fuck knows what the thing with teeth is.

Anonymous Sat Oct 21 20:33:47 2017 No.9581279
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>>9580766
>>9581014
>>9581179
>>9581234
Looks kind of like a tigerfish jaw, but exactly what an african freshwater fish is doing in a tin of what is supposed to be herring, I have no clue.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 20:52:58 2017 No.9581348 >>9580560 That's the Hurgin, not 'bologna cake'.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 20:54:16 2017 No.9581353 >>9580677 >prison spread is that what you do before you take a dick up your ass in the showers?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 20:54:55 2017 No.9581357 >>9581279 dont stare at this fish whilst high on hallucinogens

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 20:55:50 2017 No.9581363 >>9581357 I'll uh, take note of that..

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 21:02:47 2017 No.9581389 File: 44 KB, 600x400, large.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9581353

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 21:13:57 2017 No.9581445 >>9581279 Lol. Agree but with the exception of mescalin. It would somehow be humorous on mescalin.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 21:15:01 2017 No.9581450 >>9581445 Sorry. Meant for >>9581357

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 21:15:52 2017 No.9581454 >>9579587 that's just spaghetti and meatballs once you get down to it would eat

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 21:19:23 2017 No.9581464 File: 164 KB, 1600x1200, Maputo 044.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9579587

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 21:21:22 2017 No.9581479 >>9581040 The chocolate is burnt. It should be smooth and shiny, not chunky.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 22 01:06:44 2017 No.9582199 >>9581464 Looks like green Thai curry before you add extra coconut milk.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 22 01:11:08 2017 No.9582221 File: 74 KB, 640x480, 0b1370d668bfd62f96bbf4116e9867e0fd9a4dce0134580401a3aba3ed14bc12.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I call this one chicken, berries and yogurt.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 22 01:12:21 2017 No.9582226 File: 62 KB, 640x480, 39a83314652ad5a2b99a4f4ccd4d5b4e6af7d8bf0ac0ff4ddc8a20ad38ef5961.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This one is a nice stew I made.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 22 01:13:57 2017 No.9582232 File: 71 KB, 640x480, 4c059d1386ffef3aac2bbbf6934d41ea726db1af615889f2ce8e7bf95d9cc5d8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I call this one breakie with eggs and hammy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 22 05:09:14 2017 No.9582861 File: 1.89 MB, 2560x3840, 1503779824511.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9579587

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 22 05:13:00 2017 No.9582874 >>9582861 So once the work is done they get to play games. I see no problem with this.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 22 05:18:30 2017 No.9582882 >>9579668 I didn't even consider that it would be a giant meatball. I just thought it was a regular meatloaf stuffed with spaghetti, which I would try. But damn, a spaghetti stuffed meatball sounds delicious.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 22 05:22:51 2017 No.9582892 File: 50 KB, 714x960, FB_IMG_1505795223811.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9579587

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 22 05:25:24 2017 No.9582898 >>9581040 Also he appears to be using bread heals as layer cake.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 22 05:28:40 2017 No.9582907 >>9581144 Nope. That's definitely popcorn.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 22 05:30:44 2017 No.9582911 >>9581279 I'm pretty sure I have seen some type of teethed fish in Scandinavian/Russian waters.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 22 05:32:36 2017 No.9582918 >>9581348 No, that's literally what it is. Not the nickname you've given it.

>>	nekuro Sun Oct 22 05:47:39 2017 No.9582949 >>9581149 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOw62EREnCg

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 22 05:53:59 2017 No.9582956 >>9582892 Thats like having spaghetti with potatoes and rice mixed into it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 22 06:18:09 2017 No.9582999 >>9580560 Stop trolling. This won Australian Master Chef this year.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 22 06:20:40 2017 No.9583002 >>9581121 Extra wet buffalo wings?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 22 06:36:09 2017 No.9583015 >>9579715 That is the most disgusting thing I have ever eaten. And I am a Swede who enjoys surströmming.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 22 07:14:38 2017 No.9583070 >>9581131 Guffawed externally

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 22 07:32:01 2017 No.9583091 >>9582861 This picture is a treasure trove of strange information.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 22 08:08:19 2017 No.9583174 >>9581137 It's probably swedish

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 22 08:11:16 2017 No.9583181 >>9582232 Is this a sanic doll?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 22 08:12:14 2017 No.9583185 >>9581353 you have to be over 18 to post here

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 22 09:42:25 2017 No.9583416 >>9579587 i hate leddit so much

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 22 09:49:48 2017 No.9583441 >>9581131 underrated post

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 22 09:50:57 2017 No.9583446 /r/ing more ja/ck/ webms

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 22 09:57:53 2017 No.9583467 >>9581131 >spill something >first response is to grab your phone and take a picture When will this end?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 22 10:04:02 2017 No.9583490 >>9579587 Maaannn does that look good

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 22 10:05:00 2017 No.9583493 >>9582861 dog bless ukraine

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 22 10:05:20 2017 No.9583494 File: 3.91 MB, 2560x3840, 1508663354190.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9582861

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 22 10:05:53 2017 No.9583497 >>9581131 Tbf you could still eat more than half of that, just kind of remove the bit that hit the floor.

>>	chop Sun Oct 22 10:06:00 2017 No.9583498 File: 111 KB, 1080x1080, burr.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9580886 He boiled that in a plastic bag, didn't he? Fucking hell. It's not like omelettes are difficult.

>>	chop Sun Oct 22 10:07:31 2017 No.9583504 >>9581016 Oh. I guess they are for him. Honesly, though, the one on the right is overcooked.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 22 10:11:17 2017 No.9583514 >>9581149 Bladerunner 2049

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 22 10:20:11 2017 No.9583547 File: 231 KB, 788x804, BUBiL0f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9583498 Fuck you anon, I can't make an omelette without it falling apart. I even tried making it fluffy and cooking it longer. It still fell apart!

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 22 10:22:27 2017 No.9583554 >>9583547 Whisk with milk and cook at a lower temp for a little longer.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 22 10:23:03 2017 No.9583556 >>9583547 don't you use a wooden spatula?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 22 10:24:47 2017 No.9583560 >>9583554 I did. I even tried whole milk. It tears when I try to transfer from the pan to the plate, despite my trying different types of oils. It is depressing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 22 10:31:55 2017 No.9583571 >>9580886 I'll still never understand this. It's easy and takes no time at all to make a fucking omelette and he somehow manages to over complicate it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 22 10:32:54 2017 No.9583574 >>9583560 But what about lower temp? And do you always use the same size pan and number of eggs? It could be spread too thinly

>>	chop Sun Oct 22 10:33:29 2017 No.9583575 >>9583547 Practice. Everybody fucks up the first one. Buy a couple dozen eggs and make some 2-egg omelettes for your friend/family.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 22 10:35:09 2017 No.9583586 >>9583574 You know, it could very well be the size of the pan. I will report back after trying with a smaller one.

>>	chop Sun Oct 22 10:36:26 2017 No.9583590 >>9583560 I've only ever used butter for omelettes. I don't know if the oil could be the issue. Maybe it's the pan. >>9583574 I find higher temps easier to work with even in a large pan with only 2 eggs.

Anonymous Sun Oct 22 11:22:19 2017 No.9583709

>>9583590
Well if it works for you I won't be the guy to tell you you're wrong. I use an electric stove so I know that there is variance about what exactly low medium and high are across different electric stoves and especially when comparing electric to gas

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 22 12:00:04 2017 No.9583799 File: 31 KB, 540x720, FB_IMG_1504342477971.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9579587 Soon.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 22 12:04:13 2017 No.9583814 >>9582918 >not knowing about the Hurgin newfag pls educate yourself

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 22 12:06:00 2017 No.9583821 >>9583547 Fucking HOW? Eggs do all the work, anon! Butter your pan, once the top starts to set a bit make sure that fucker moves around. Its not hard.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 22 12:08:40 2017 No.9583831 >>9579610 >>9580574 Its Pea Pottage you dumb fucks

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 22 12:42:26 2017 No.9583957 >>9583547 more butter

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 22 14:32:31 2017 No.9584354 >>9583821 Recommended heat? Tbh the autist who's omelets fall apart probably salts his eggs before cooking

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 22 14:33:17 2017 No.9584357 >>9584354 I do no such thing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 22 14:44:53 2017 No.9584407 File: 309 KB, 585x357, logo[1].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9582898 It looks like one of those pre-made pound cakes.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 22 15:27:59 2017 No.9584645 File: 1.45 MB, 2448x2448, IMG_20170821_192459.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 22 17:32:36 2017 No.9585263 >>9583494 Good night dear comrade.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 22 17:36:56 2017 No.9585283 >>9584407 I never understood premade pound cake. It's literally the simplest cake recipe.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 22 18:07:22 2017 No.9585431 >>9581072 That pig in the background sums up my reaction to this unholy shit

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 22 18:16:11 2017 No.9585472 >>9581057 please if you are single let me live with you and take care of you i cant allow someone to live and eat this way

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 22 18:46:16 2017 No.9585612 >>9579587 I'd eat the shit out of this. It looks delicious.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 22 18:52:54 2017 No.9585640 File: 1.49 MB, 3337x2313, pizzaj.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9585472 it's ok it's a meme dish I made I can cook

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 22 18:53:21 2017 No.9585643 File: 41 KB, 600x581, IMG_1502.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9584645 I hate everything about this picture

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 22 18:54:05 2017 No.9585648 >>9585472 Are you a femanon?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 22 18:56:25 2017 No.9585662 File: 945 KB, 3429x1517, breadplait.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9585472 >>9585640 >>9585648 also this, I can continue to make shitty food if it somehow wants to make you cook for me

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 22 19:08:18 2017 No.9585720 >>9583547 youre over cooking it

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 22 19:18:10 2017 No.9585770 >>9580766 >In soviet russia, can eats you!

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 22 19:19:17 2017 No.9585776 >>9583497 why do americans eat ice cream off the floor?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 22 19:23:19 2017 No.9585793 File: 51 KB, 415x392, 1500590561437.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9580560

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 22 19:25:59 2017 No.9585803 >>9579610 i thought it was peas and potatoes

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 22 19:27:51 2017 No.9585811 >>9581072 dangerously juicey

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 22 19:29:35 2017 No.9585822 File: 861 KB, 708x506, simples.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9583547 just cook it slow lad

Anonymous Sun Oct 22 19:32:02 2017 No.9585835
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>>9583547
>Fuck you anon, I can't make an omelette without it falling apart. I even tried making it fluffy and cooking it longer. It still fell apart!
You might be better served on your knees in the kitchen while I do the cooking.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 22 23:43:56 2017 No.9586855 >>9581149 A NEW LIFE AWAITS YOU IN THE OFF-WORLD COLONIES!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 23 00:16:10 2017 No.9586991 >>9583831 Never heard of it, looks meh at best.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 23 00:16:55 2017 No.9586996 >>9581072 >Comments disabled

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 23 00:18:54 2017 No.9587006 >>9583174 Niggers don't eat fruit, try again.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 23 00:19:52 2017 No.9587011 File: 22 KB, 264x306, IMG_1412.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9582861 >tfw you’ll never know the backstory to this

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 23 02:23:45 2017 No.9587532 >>9583799 Lots of things go with rice. it's the perfect food.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 23 02:45:26 2017 No.9587589 >>9579636 >86 mac n cheese! >What? Fuck that, I got this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 23 04:09:16 2017 No.9587775 File: 13 KB, 240x210, 187545685.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9583497 >EVERY >FUCKING >TIME

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 23 04:10:39 2017 No.9587778 >>9587011 parents died of salmonella

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 23 04:14:47 2017 No.9587790 >>9583547 you're fucking retarded 30 seconds on high heat preheated pan spin for 15 seconds pull back and forth like a wok for the rest

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 23 04:20:21 2017 No.9587801 >>9583547 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s10etP1p2bU >seriously nobody linked this yet

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 23 04:25:24 2017 No.9587816 >>9581072 "it came out beautiful, it came out perfect" Jesus christ man Like come on did even look up google images of what a yorkshire pudding is beforehand? What the fuck is that thing

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 23 04:57:51 2017 No.9587918 >>9579746 Those patatoes are overcooked, the rest it's fine.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 23 05:11:31 2017 No.9587962 File: 33 KB, 332x443, images (73).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9579587

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 23 05:16:44 2017 No.9587979 >>9582911 All fish have teeth you mong.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 23 05:25:08 2017 No.9588006 >>9587979 The American Shad adult is a toothless fish, despite having small teeth when young.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 23 05:53:55 2017 No.9588077 >>9579587 I thought those were maggots the first time I saw this, I now see its spaghetti and I would eat the shit out of that

Anonymous Mon Oct 23 06:10:40 2017 No.9588113
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>>9583590
Buy a cast iron, and start collecting lard from your bacon every morning.
Cook it on low medium.
If you whisk like a trust fund baby, buy a crank beater.
Add Garlic, Cayenne, Soy, Salt and Pepper.
Also add corn starch until you get practice.
Don't leave it alone. Do this as it cooks.
https://youtu.be/qXPhVYpQLPA
Start at 6:10.
Don't overtop.

Eggs are so simple, but my girlfriend---who brags about flunking culinary school---can't figure the shit out either. Don't feel bad.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 23 13:39:27 2017 No.9589297 >>9584645 felt visceral anger when i expanded the picture. it's just wrong, man

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 23 13:53:47 2017 No.9589355 File: 145 KB, 1280x720, kid icarus.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9585776

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 23 13:58:34 2017 No.9589369 >>9581131 Every time I see this posted, no one has yet answered what the fuck is going on with that one-seated car

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 23 14:16:33 2017 No.9589446 File: 220 KB, 1268x1199, foodgore.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	chop Mon Oct 23 14:35:35 2017 No.9589548 >>9587011 It's just some fashy Ukrainians preparing chicken to eat. Facebook link which 4chan is being a bitch about /oberigbrody/posts/412986362215915

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 23 14:37:25 2017 No.9589553 >>9589369 Wat?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 23 14:38:00 2017 No.9589556 File: 219 KB, 1920x1090, 1489333363321.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9589446 y wud u do dis

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 23 14:38:15 2017 No.9589558 >>9580560 I would try it but it looks rude

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 23 14:38:49 2017 No.9589560 >>9588113 >bacon >every morning how fat do you think I am

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 23 14:40:07 2017 No.9589564 >>9589560 6'1 220lbs I eat bacon everyday, lift some weights and run abit fucker.

>>	chop Mon Oct 23 14:50:31 2017 No.9589615 File: 742 KB, 480x480, proof dance.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9588113 It's good advice but I'm not the guy with the fucked up omelettes. So thanks.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 23 15:00:05 2017 No.9589672 >>9581072 >yorkshyre FUCK YOU JACK IGNORANT PIG AMERICAN I WILL BOIL YOU ALIVE

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 23 15:06:10 2017 No.9589692 >>9579626 "At least you tried"

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 23 15:38:02 2017 No.9589807 >>9589564 I do physical work all day, I don't need to

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 23 16:12:18 2017 No.9589944 >>9589369 You know what a center console is?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 23 16:50:18 2017 No.9590102 >>9581016 would rather eat it like its done on the left. THe one on the right probably tastes like sawdust.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 23 18:27:21 2017 No.9590537 >>9583814 Read carefully.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 23 18:37:22 2017 No.9590571 >>9589672 Since when did the English become bigger prissy faggots about their language (which they still can’t figure out, by the way) than the French? I support your ambitions of boiling Jack alive, but of all the reasons, that is your last straw?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 23 19:13:19 2017 No.9590712 File: 335 KB, 1094x821, food gore.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9579713 casseroles were a mistake white midwestern housewives can't handle the cooking style

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 23 19:45:50 2017 No.9590856 File: 446 KB, 843x1034, 1499686202059.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9580560 That's the most disgusting thing I've ever seen on this board.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 23 19:49:47 2017 No.9590870 >>9587790 >spin for 15 seconds i tried this but got so dizzy i almost hit my head on the stove, doesn't even seem neccessary

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 23 19:58:14 2017 No.9590907 >>9590870 >He forgot to spin with his pan

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 23 19:59:44 2017 No.9590911 >>9588113 thats a good video

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 23 21:11:39 2017 No.9591296 File: 84 KB, 622x622, schokopizzamitpackung.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 23 21:15:12 2017 No.9591321 File: 50 KB, 400x300, 25383365.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9591296 fuck me

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 23 22:02:34 2017 No.9591573 File: 42 KB, 163x327, 20171024_125339.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9582221 >>9581057 >>9582226 >>9582232 My cat's kibbles looks better than that. What the fuck is wrong with you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 23 23:51:05 2017 No.9591975 >>9587801 Interesting, I grew up doing the country omelet, but I have never heard about the other kind. Might have to try it sometime. Thanks for the link anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 24 02:14:13 2017 No.9592448 >>9579602 Noooooo that spaghetti was overcooked 5 hours ago

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 24 02:17:54 2017 No.9592460 >>9580677 YES it's pretty tasty just looks grim

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 24 02:22:24 2017 No.9592476 >>9581121 uma delicia

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 24 02:37:10 2017 No.9592529 >>9579746 >Leaving tasteless carrot in broth What for?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 24 02:44:59 2017 No.9592554 >>9592529 carrots are okay

Anonymous Tue Oct 24 02:54:36 2017 No.9592574
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>At an anime con
>Friends and I are drunk as fuck and hungry
>Order pizza
>An hour later no pizza, call them up
>They fucking forgot our order
>Wait another hour, finally arrives
>open the box, ready to mow down on it
>See this
It was like a greek tragedy

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 24 02:58:12 2017 No.9592584 >>9592574 >It was like a greek tragedy next time order from an italian place, they have more experience with pizza

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 24 03:41:59 2017 No.9592708 >>9587011 Honestly it's probably Azov Battalion HQ and those kids they probably have there to prepare meals.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 24 04:21:57 2017 No.9592817 File: 56 KB, 640x390, miesny jez.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9579587

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 24 04:27:55 2017 No.9592827 File: 106 KB, 938x627, miesna swinka 2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9579587

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 24 04:30:49 2017 No.9592831 File: 73 KB, 720x960, IMG_0040.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 24 04:33:29 2017 No.9592837 File: 20 KB, 480x270, szpital 1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9579587

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 24 04:34:37 2017 No.9592842 File: 87 KB, 726x484, szpital 2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 24 04:37:03 2017 No.9592845 File: 1.10 MB, 1896x1597, B4A67845-CB1A-43BE-8254-EE39BD48D1E2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 24 04:47:36 2017 No.9592866 File: 85 KB, 453x439, 1503349101787.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9582892 >Dolly

Anonymous Tue Oct 24 05:00:51 2017 No.9592901

>>9587979
Most fish have teeth, but not all fish have teeth like that. Many have pharyngeal teeth, flat plates of teeth, or tiny needle-like teeth. The latter applies to herring. I can say with a good amount of certainty that those aren't herring teeth. Maybe it's salmon? It would be plausible for them to be packed in the same facility at least. Males can develop big teeth like that before spawning.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 24 05:09:46 2017 No.9592919 >>9592574 >anime con >friends you brought this upon yourself

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 24 05:13:28 2017 No.9592927 >>9591296 really underwhelming. tried a slice at a friend and the chocolate tastes like the cheapest one available. the dough was dry and tasteless. a simple pancake with nutella is 100 times better.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 24 05:13:46 2017 No.9592928 >>9592574 And? I'm not seeing the problem.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 24 06:02:36 2017 No.9593026 >>9592574 It looks like somebody did too many flips while delivering pizza in Spiderman 2: the video game.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 24 06:18:03 2017 No.9593067 >>9582221 Sam Hyde tier

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 24 06:19:05 2017 No.9593071 >>9582226 Uma delicia

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 24 06:24:34 2017 No.9593092 >>9581353 i laughed

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 24 06:25:45 2017 No.9593097 >>9581357 please explain further

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 24 06:25:56 2017 No.9593098 >>9590712 Hey some casseroles are pretty tasty if the person making them isn’t an idiot

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 24 06:29:43 2017 No.9593111 File: 6 KB, 225x225, images.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9581445 >>9581450 what?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 24 06:47:46 2017 No.9593164 >>9592574 Oh no if I flip the pizza Mr Aziz is gonna flip out.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 24 06:59:51 2017 No.9593201 >>9579668 It looks like a burger infested with maggots.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 24 07:00:34 2017 No.9593204 File: 1.32 MB, 1836x3264, IMG_20171020_160638.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is my mother's tefal pan. This is a health hazard, right?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 24 07:15:59 2017 No.9593252 >>9592574 >OH NO, DR. CONNER'S CLASS

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 24 07:29:23 2017 No.9593289 >>9589369 Never mind that, why is there on 2 pedals?!

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 24 11:50:38 2017 No.9593938 File: 69 KB, 720x960, FB_IMG_1508380416448.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 24 12:35:31 2017 No.9594054 File: 898 KB, 720x960, 1501706771307.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 24 12:53:25 2017 No.9594111 >>9593204 What do you mean?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 24 13:00:52 2017 No.9594142 >>9581149 Cyberpunk 2077 is looking great so far

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 24 13:12:12 2017 No.9594177 File: 486 KB, 906x817, 1504335840781.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 24 13:15:59 2017 No.9594187 File: 78 KB, 494x289, meat feet.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 24 13:16:33 2017 No.9594193 >>9581014 the can is for herring, but that looks like the upper jaw of a Gar, mean mother fuckers, but they taste great.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 24 13:18:10 2017 No.9594198 >>9581029 Does he not own any actual tableware or serving dishes? Everything is plastic and disposable in these vids.

>>	chop Tue Oct 24 13:18:27 2017 No.9594202 File: 29 KB, 480x640, 1454439327949.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9594187

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 24 13:25:38 2017 No.9594242 >>9580520 accurate

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 24 13:37:48 2017 No.9594288 >>9594054 UMA

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 24 13:49:19 2017 No.9594327 >>9594198 Most Americans eat off disposable plates. Saves washing up.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 24 13:50:12 2017 No.9594332 >>9594327 American here. Only "white trash" and niggers eat off paper plates.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 24 13:53:12 2017 No.9594337 >>9594332 That's simply not true.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 24 13:54:53 2017 No.9594346 >>9594337 I guess other people might for a party, get-together, or an outdoor cookout, but those are exceptions rather than the rule. Otherwise nothing screams "trash" louder than paper plates.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 24 13:57:10 2017 No.9594357 >>9594332 No Homo Pony Fag is a case in point here.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 24 14:01:17 2017 No.9594373 >>9594337 Care to cite your sources?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 24 14:02:52 2017 No.9594377 >>9594373 expat living in the USA. checkmate, aetheist.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 24 14:04:20 2017 No.9594382 >>9594377 All that proves is that your social circle consists of white trash and niggers.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 24 15:14:24 2017 No.9594673 Who can forget the classic of food gore: https://youtu.be/OT1X2FBf7hw?t=2m38s

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 24 16:03:38 2017 No.9594962 >>9594142 >tfw you know a game will be a steaming pile of shit but you want to believe

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 24 16:05:48 2017 No.9594968 >>9581016 Ja/ck/ blamed the blender for the omelette being undercooked.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 24 16:08:13 2017 No.9594978 File: 88 KB, 594x594, 3-x-gainomax-recovery-blaabaer-3-x-250-ml-97221-5730-12279-1-productbig.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9587006 t. retard reminder that bananas are for monkeys

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 24 16:59:38 2017 No.9595149 File: 246 KB, 1521x1521, FB_IMG_1508878728662.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 24 17:05:09 2017 No.9595164 >>9580560 i'd eat a slice of that between some bread.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 24 17:08:44 2017 No.9595173 >>9581072 He made an apology video for this.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 24 17:20:43 2017 No.9595212 >>9581072 doesn't look too bad for lasagna

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 24 17:25:05 2017 No.9595225 File: 294 KB, 1600x1200, IMG_2713.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9594288 DELICIA

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 24 17:27:58 2017 No.9595237 >>9579746 am eastern slav mother used to make similar tastes good boil for a while carrot potatoes and chicken on low add chicken soup powder, garlic vegeta good on cold winter

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 24 17:29:53 2017 No.9595241 got a fried spider in my McDonalds fries once didn't take a picture of it though

Anonymous Tue Oct 24 18:17:51 2017 No.9595406
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>>9582199

>>9581464
It is called matapa and it originates from south-east Africa. Made from cassava leaves, coconut, peanuts and oftentimes shrimp. Absolutely divine. Could eat this stuff until rupturing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 24 22:10:03 2017 No.9596533 File: 95 KB, 540x360, unnamed.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 24 22:25:11 2017 No.9596578 >>9595225 Is that roast Ewok?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 24 22:30:32 2017 No.9596601 >>9581131 Thank God nobody has to eat that shit flavor now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 25 00:08:14 2017 No.9597051 File: 216 KB, 1318x1447, angery mercy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9581072 >york-shy-er pudding holy shit, his best video would be of him killing himself painfully

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 25 00:09:05 2017 No.9597059 File: 231 KB, 625x415, 26-delicious-korean-foods-you-need-in-your-life-2-30138-1490814365-13_dblbig.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 25 00:10:09 2017 No.9597066 File: 185 KB, 700x933, vegan-bibimbap-4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 25 00:15:55 2017 No.9597083 File: 6 KB, 151x233, 1503428857263.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9579636 >that single scoop missing Some poor bastard actually thought "sure I guess I'll give this a try"

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 25 00:17:36 2017 No.9597088 File: 601 KB, 799x598, 1492472630026.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 25 00:24:08 2017 No.9597110 >>9597088 why do these dumb cunts post their meals online?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 25 00:36:40 2017 No.9597165 >>9581121 >not Buffalo_Bills.jpg

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 25 00:37:07 2017 No.9597168 >>9581054 Fall over laughing

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 25 02:35:10 2017 No.9597595 >>9596578 Kinda looks like a dog. Not being able to tell what it is only makes it more funny if you ask me

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 25 02:59:32 2017 No.9597663 >>9585835 >>9585822 both of these are overcooked and look like fucking shit. have you never eaten a proper omelette? for fucks sake anon

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 25 03:34:10 2017 No.9597740 File: 3 KB, 189x115, 3033.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9581353

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 25 03:38:15 2017 No.9597753 thanks guys, i was super hungry but i dont have too much money this thread killed any appetite i had

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 25 04:01:46 2017 No.9597824 >>9595149 it's not so bad as long as you only stare at the limes

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 25 04:03:39 2017 No.9597832 >>9594177 this is the kind of thing that makes a kid cry kind of like a homemade holloween costume by your crazy aunt who thinks she's a fashion designer

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 25 04:06:06 2017 No.9597839 >>9583547 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s10etP1p2bU

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 25 04:07:18 2017 No.9597843 >>9579587 That looks fucking amazing

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 25 04:08:24 2017 No.9597846 >>9597753 honestly, pictures like these should be the goto for anyone trying to lose weight

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 25 04:10:55 2017 No.9597853 >>9580992 cooking with jack

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 25 04:11:55 2017 No.9597855 >>9581137 Oh god. Can't stop laughing. Looks like vomit pizza.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 25 04:18:09 2017 No.9597878 >>9596578 Raccoon

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 25 07:28:28 2017 No.9598355 >>9595237 мoнoнaтpијyм глyтaмaт фop тхe вин

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 25 07:43:48 2017 No.9598381 >>9579594 I kind of want to buy some and use it ironically but i don't want to give jack money.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 25 08:05:47 2017 No.9598433 >>9594177 that cake bends space

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 25 11:54:54 2017 No.9599050 File: 731 KB, 1451x795, ck_the_hurgin.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9580560

>>	chop Wed Oct 25 12:04:27 2017 No.9599077 File: 94 KB, 670x501, coonsuit.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9597878 Serves 'em right for stealing our women!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 25 12:22:37 2017 No.9599155 >>9594111 teflon powder is toxic that's why you don't use metalic ustensils when cooking with a teflon coated pan

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 25 12:23:54 2017 No.9599166 >>9599155 Ah, thanks.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 25 12:27:33 2017 No.9599177 >>9581029 how the FUCK did this troglodyte manage to get on a fucking cooking show and sell cooking products? he's literally too stupid to fucking pour shit out of a pot without somehow fucking up the process.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 25 13:31:23 2017 No.9599430 >>9579626 >We wan’t $15 an hour! >Can’t even stack shapes

Anonymous Wed Oct 25 13:33:44 2017 No.9599438

>>9599155
Teflon powder isn't toxic, anon. It's inert. It doesn't react with chemicals which is why it's used in labratories for working with strong acids and corrosive substances. If you eat it you would just poop it out.

The reason why you don't use metal in a nonstick pan is because you don't want to damage the coating. When you scratch the coating then food starts to stick.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 25 14:05:00 2017 No.9599584 >>9591296 Can someone explain why everyone feels so disgusted about this? It's a fucking chocolate pastry, what the fuck

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 25 14:06:04 2017 No.9599589 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-e5gTx1fVU4 here's your pizza bro

Anonymous Wed Oct 25 14:12:18 2017 No.9599607

>>9599584
I can't speak for everyone, but in my case: the idea of a chocolate pastry isn't disgusting. However, I'm sure that particular incarnation is of shit quality just like 99% of premade frozen food is. I doubt it would look anywhere near as appealing as the photo on the box, and I'm sure the ingredients are all shit tier (read: don't taste very good). The texture is probably awful too. It's all par for the course with frozen "heat and eat" food.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 25 14:21:21 2017 No.9599636 File: 102 KB, 450x443, 1493870894796.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9589355 >TFW sequel never.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 25 14:23:15 2017 No.9599647 >>9581072 I like this video. It's so joocy he took it down! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5f9d3m35VU

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 25 14:27:24 2017 No.9599666 >>9599607 I dunno, I like frozen pizzas sometimes when i'm feeling real lazy

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 25 14:34:50 2017 No.9599707 >>9581131 SLICE IT THROUGH THE MIDDLE! IT'S STILL GOOD ON TOP!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 25 14:49:06 2017 No.9599778 >>9583498 nothing wrong with burrito mojado. it's a classic Mexican American food. just eat with knife and fork

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 25 16:40:18 2017 No.9600250 File: 98 KB, 750x1000, benka.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 25 18:16:25 2017 No.9600775 >>9582861 why is everyone in russia shirtless all the time

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 25 18:26:14 2017 No.9600820 >>9600775 They are Ukrainian

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 25 18:27:12 2017 No.9600826 >>9600820 Ukraine is rightful Russian soil.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 25 18:50:48 2017 No.9600955 File: 46 KB, 480x599, 5dbcc786-40ef-4cbb-9014-6817aaa64be8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9600826 I will murder you with my bare hands.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 25 20:10:23 2017 No.9601284 File: 2.09 MB, 1280x720, jack cooked to perfect.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9581064 >first you see the ring

Anonymous Wed Oct 25 20:15:41 2017 No.9601308
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>>9579636

Fucking Navy food, man.

>be me
>on USS Eisenhower
>in line for chow
>receive rice on my plate
>it's soupy
>they actually managed to fuck up rice
>the first crop humans learned how to grow
>to cultivate
>to cook
>and they managed to fuck it up

Thank God they provided hot sauce on the ship or I wouldn't have made it

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 25 20:18:09 2017 No.9601319 >>9601308 What a worthless blogpost

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 25 20:27:30 2017 No.9601356 File: 61 KB, 600x450, 1424874229789.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9600826 >>9600955

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 25 22:00:53 2017 No.9601715 >>9587962 This is really weird, but I can see how it could work as a basic shitty casserole dish

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 25 22:03:23 2017 No.9601726 >>9601715 I..it is a basic shitty casserole dish

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 25 22:13:07 2017 No.9601768 >>9584645 REEEEEEEEE

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 25 22:16:23 2017 No.9601780 >>9581072 Well, he did admit his fuck-up and redid the video. How was the retake?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 25 23:22:18 2017 No.9602014 >>9598381 I basically forbid my friend from buying it because of that to be honest. Fatass doesn't even ship his garbage for free anymore anyway

>>	Acbn !7CUUUUUUUU Thu Oct 26 00:02:45 2017 No.9602114 >>9592845 I'd eat it

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 00:11:16 2017 No.9602140 >>9590712 pasta de macaco uma delicia?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 00:18:32 2017 No.9602179 File: 67 KB, 625x469, laughing swede.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9581353

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 00:31:28 2017 No.9602219 >>9579587 https://youtu.be/HF9YDLOmCjM

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 00:35:04 2017 No.9602236 File: 1.96 MB, 330x321, 1245655555.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9602219 <3 jontron

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 00:43:11 2017 No.9602275 >>9581016 Imo the one on the left is more appealing. When you cook eggs, you're supposed to undercook them a bit and it continues cooking a bit after plated. The one on the right is going to be dry and spongey and gross.

Anonymous Thu Oct 26 00:56:51 2017 No.9602323

>>9585776
>scooping out some ice cream
>it flies out and lands on the floor
>pick it up and consider eating it
>think about how since it has moisture shit likely stuck all over it
>look at it closely
>fucking coated in hair and dirt
>rinse it off in the sink and eat it anyways

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 01:05:57 2017 No.9602350 >>9579594 Is that some Lies And Slander™ ??

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 01:19:20 2017 No.9602395 >>9602236 I don't understand how a fat hairy jew can manage to be so cute

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 01:35:47 2017 No.9602443 >>9601284 I only just realised it was Jack that gordon ramsay called a fucking donkey and made him cry Ahahahahah

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 01:41:25 2017 No.9602457 >>9590712 this reminds me of that one mexican cartel torture video

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 02:10:57 2017 No.9602575 >>9579587 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=o5f9d3m35VU The time jack let someone come on the show and give instructions on food storage that could've killed thousands of his fans (i guess it's pretty lucky people only watch him to laugh at him

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 02:15:26 2017 No.9602595 >>9599430 Underrated post

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 05:20:09 2017 No.9603139 >>9602395 >jew Is he jewish? I thought he was iranian

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 06:52:35 2017 No.9603344 >>9603139 everyone's a jew to 4chan. He's Iranian and Agnostic.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 07:31:44 2017 No.9603435 >>9600955 >being this mad at literal truth >thinking his country is hot shit while it's a cheap Russia knock-off slavs are a mistake

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 09:54:17 2017 No.9603791 >>9602575 What was the problem? I don't have the knowledge to identify it myself.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 12:36:00 2017 No.9604264 >>9581131 overrated post

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 12:39:11 2017 No.9604272 File: 251 KB, 1548x2048, 2017080195181727.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9599636 I don't come to ck to feel thank you very much

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 13:32:50 2017 No.9604438 >>9589446 Miksi

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/ck/ - Food & Cooking