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Gif also welcomed

>> No.9601776
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No posts? Is this /po/?

>> No.9601790

They're already pressed in the first shot but unpressed with the overhead view. This annoys me.

>> No.9601794


Given half the fucking comments on this board, probably.

>> No.9601799

They're not but him pressing with the same subtitle is repeated at end of the webm with them all pressed. Confusing me.

>> No.9602199

i want her to pour her breast milk in that pot and serve it to me

>> No.9602567
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>> No.9603037

Fucking weak, better put a couple of shots of tequilla in mine. I don't want to consume that much sugar and salt just to drink one weakass lager.

>> No.9603150

ugh, might as well put a straw in a toilette bowl

>> No.9603159

Why cut lime that way? Looks weird. Is dull knife?

>> No.9603472

this is a webm thread. not food gore

>> No.9603502

what the fuck is wrong with mexico

>> No.9603520

If you've seen the movie, they're all un-pressed at the beginning and he presses each one in sequence. The other guy secretly presses one, which triggers Zongo's OCD. He then has to start over from the beginning with his chant "I...told...my...self...I...wasn't..."

t. Slammin' Salmon

>> No.9603526 [DELETED] 

>Country full of spics
I think the better question is what's right with it.

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Fuck off vegans.

>> No.9603969

>Did we creep you out?

>> No.9603971

Just stop buying factory produced meats. Oh wait...you're an American..

>> No.9603972

I can't honestly say any of those bother me at all.
The hotdog one, though? What's even supposed to be nasty about meat trimmings, fat, and breadcrumbs? What do these idiots think sausages are made of?

>> No.9603974

>having to tell the viewer LOL DASS MESSED UPPPPPP!!!!!!!!

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>> No.9603983

I don't know about the rest of the country but where I live we've got locally raised and butchered meats available.

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I guess this is cooking.

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>> No.9603990

You're trying very hard to emulate those wacky internet videos where people throw random shit in a bowl or cover a chicken lube but you aren't very good at it.

>> No.9603992
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>> No.9604000

This. Stop doing comedy if all you plan on doing is poorly emulating successful people.

>> No.9604007

yeah im with >>9603990
all youve done is ruin some ingredients

it lacks the snappy nature of howtobasic and its derivatives, and youre just adding random shit instead of funny shit, and it appears like youre just grabbing whatever rather than playing at it actually being a "how is X made" video

you also missed an opportunity to end the video on the dr pepper. you should have just ended it there, but then the punchline is lost to Le Zany Randome Destruckshun :^) which isnt funny

>> No.9604009

>Salsa Inglesa
>Worcestershire sauce

Made me think

>> No.9604014

also i mean when you opened the doctor pepper to pour it in not the actual bit of it appearing in the microwave. thats actually a good gag but executed poorly given the manic and unplanned vibe of the video

>> No.9604036

Dont buy literal garbage tier, cheap food and this isnt a problem.

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>> No.9604120

>toxic waste from yogurt production

>> No.9604130

Can't they just deposit it inside Yoccurt Mountain?

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>> No.9604155

It's just whey that no one wants because it has less protein than usual. It's still nutritious though, so if you dump too much of it into a water system you can cause algal blooms that suffocate all the fish. They're trying to market it as a drink now, and some companies use it as biofuel.

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>inb4 brainloaf
>inb4 pumpkin spice hot dog
>inb4 mac & cheese with a mile of stretchy cheese
>inb4 banana full of spiders
>inb4 bitch gets incinerated at hibachi restaurant
>inb4 meat_sandwich.webm
>inb4 that claymation shit where a baseball turns into dice when he chops it
>inb4 ‘go’za with a mile of stretchy cheese
>inb4 waitress slams tray of food on businessman’s head
>inb4 shooting a laser at a fucking piece of bacon
>inb4 any of several webms in which Jack is putting shit in a pan full of cold oil
>inb4 mexicans pouring clamato on ramen and doritos in a Styrofoam container
>inb4 hotdog w/mayo balloon explosion
>inb4 LADbible presents a full English fry-up in a partitioned cast iron pan; automatic 12 replies
>inb4 Aunt Myrna's party cheese casserole
>inb4 the culling of the dirt rockets
>inb4 frankenegg.webm
>inb4 the food porn webm with jack edited in at random intervals
>inb4 curry chicken skewers and 8 replies about how gay that guy's face looks when he eats it
>inb4 twisty pasta machine
>inb4 a thousand facebook tasty videos
>inb4 deconstructed/reconstructed big mac
>inb4 somebody's entire jack folder
>inb4 gyroscopic chicken grill
>inb4 the virgin in the egg booth next to Surly Chad
>inb4 pineapple on a fucking pizza
>inb4 the giant platter with 10 different variations of bbq pork
>inb4 that one guy asks if the turkish coffee has pipes underneath the sand
>inb4 the pizza crust is literally a pineapple
>inb4 fried cheesey bread corn cob fuckery
>inb4 taco town
>inb4 somebody's entire culinary squid murder folder
>inb4 anime pancakes

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>some guy makes some shitty cocktail thing
Omgggg wtf xd fukn Mexicans
>meanwhile in America

>> No.9604277

>inb4 the culling of the dirt rockets
What is this

>> No.9604285
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Carrot digging machine

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>deep fried butter
>smothered in butter

>> No.9604294

It's not actually posted that often. I think he means the automated carrot harvester.

>> No.9604344
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>yfw you're so fucking new you don't recognize an actual HowToBasic video

>> No.9604355

>that gif
Those girls looked like troll dolls on that show. And they're not even remotely attractive to this day. Never understood the obsession with those freaks.

>> No.9604358

>that old can
When the fuck was this made?

>> No.9604375

>ew gross it was made in a factory buy all natural organic local!!

I understand this is someones opinion and personal feeling but why does it infuriate me.

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They were for a very brief and disturbing period in our national consciousness where for some reason everybody was OK with drooling over the twins as they were about to turn 18.

>> No.9604383

Holy shit that's almost sexual

>> No.9604401

March 2013

>> No.9604405

I love big titty asian chefs post many more

>> No.9604419

Europe? I haven't seen that can since 2007.

>> No.9604423

wtf are they being fried in??

>> No.9604471

That was incredibly satifsying to watch.

>> No.9604477

>s-s-stop eating meat! REEEEEEEE!!!

Are vegans the most insufferable people on the planet?

>> No.9604498

Pretty much.

>Vegan: Let's go out for lunch!
Me: Can't. Gluten intolerant.

Because wheat isn't vegan or some shit.

>> No.9604508

Why is gordon ramsay doing what I assume is a documentary about cocaine?

>> No.9604511

It's oil

>> No.9604517
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I want to invade her lands.

>> No.9604524

as a poor man this makes me rage. wasting completely edible food is not funny. fuck off

>> No.9604528

>for some reason everybody was OK with drooling over the twins as they were about to turn 18.
Can take the apes out of the jungle but you cant take the jungle out the apes.

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>> No.9604534

>no chairs
>so every fat just bends over and leans on something

>> No.9604535

>pls stop filming me

>> No.9604539
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>the pizza crust is literally a pineapple

go on....

Also thanks for taking dome pizza off the list

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What the hell is that?

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"The Bomb"

A pizza from an Italian restaurant in Korea

>> No.9604601

Amerilard here.
Most of the butter seeps into the oil and your left with is hallow.

>> No.9604624

To be quite fair, there's no such thing.

I'm lucky, I live in rural Texas. We have farmers that grow fresh produce, and a slaughterhouse+butcher within walking distance if you live in city limits. But a lot of places don't have that.

Our FDA is fucking us over. A LOT.

>> No.9604639

I can scarcely imagine something less appetizing than this.

>> No.9604640

>factory raised chickens are fed arsenic to make their flesh pink
They're fed roxarsone, an arsenic-containing compound.
Claiming they're fed arsenic is plain dishonesty - it'd be like saying they're fed hydrogen.

>honey is mostly additives and corn syrup
Going by the corn syrup, I've got a good idea which 3rd world country allows anyone to sell not-honey as honey.

>grated cheese is mixed with sawdust
It would appear consumers prefer saw dust over potato starch.
Then again, a bit of fiber might even do you good.

>> No.9604644

holy shit, educate yourself, you piece of white trash
as if our country doesn't look bad enough on this site

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>Did we creep you out.

>> No.9604726

Those aren't good to begin with.

>> No.9604754

is this mashed potatoes or ice cream

>> No.9604756

based bailey jay

>> No.9604763

Not that anon but... Wouldn't have even noticed it if you didn't point it out. Congratulations. In an attempt to make your country seem less autistic, you have succeeded in making your country seem autistic. Well done.

>> No.9604779

God I fucking love capitalism

>> No.9604781

>some guy swatting flies in the background at 1:28
>sees the camera
>sudden change of angle

>> No.9604785

I'd eat it

>> No.9604794

It's the holier than thou attitude about it

>> No.9604798


he needs to make sure it's ethically sourced

>> No.9604802

Seeing this huge mess get made and all that food getting wasted really triggers me.
It's not even about being a poorfag, blatant waste like this is pure degeneracy.

>> No.9604806

Why is the right side guy getting so much more business?

>> No.9604826
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I work at a cheese packing plant and I'll let you in on a little secret.
You know the wood pulp that sounds like wet paper that gets added into the shredded cheese? It comes in a huge bag, and the stuff looks like highly ground flour.
Probably a little less than a teaspoon (not even) gets added into a standard package.
Now something like fiber additives? They recommend that you mix in two teaspoons into your food or cup of coffee.
What I find funny is that people can claim to taste the trace of cellulose in a pinchful of cheese, yet these same folks can't taste double of that stuff in a glass of water.

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>> No.9604836

look at you, trying to disrupt a stupid meme-in-progress with facts!

>> No.9604838
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here is why

>> No.9604846


>> No.9604851

You should look at that picture, look at yourself, look at your surroundings, examine your reasons for thinking that posting that was a sound argument, then seriously reconsider your life decisions.

>> No.9604858

lmao stop being poor

>> No.9604865

i am trying you fucking faggot. maybe get that diamond spoon out of your ass and you'll learn how harsh life can be.

>> No.9604868

Are you here to have a sound argument on the market success of the virgin egg booth vs the chad toastie maker?

In that case I'd ask you do the same.

>> No.9604871

>Honey is mostly corn syrup
This I'm pretty sure is false at least in the US.

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I am interested in hearing your analysis of this particular case study.

>> No.9604881

the only thing that bothered me in this video was the guy eating cheese from the bag

>> No.9604883

it was the only entertaining thing in the video

>> No.9604890

If you are poor it's either your or your parents' fault. Stop being a cry baby and own your mistakes.

>> No.9604899

>Stop being a cry baby and own your mistakes.
What part of "I am trying" you didn't understand? But then again, why the fuck am I arguing with someone who I will never see and will never know anyway?

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This thread needs more Jack

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>> No.9604910

Why are you even here in the first place?

>> No.9604913
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>> No.9604916

would that kill you?

>> No.9604923

Why does he pour the salt on his arm first

>> No.9604927
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>> No.9604953

So it bounces off and spreads out over the meat. Basically pretentious.

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>> No.9604987

No, Chef Boyardee is generally considered safe for human consumption.

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>> No.9604996

What do they do with the duds?

>> No.9604999

>in a taco
She should neck herself.

>> No.9605000

>white people

>> No.9605014

I smiled because I've done it on occasion - should try it sometime

>> No.9605059

nooooooooooooooooooo that bin of vienettas :(

that is western waste culture right there

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>> No.9605087

Incinerate them I imagine

>> No.9605116

the trash can full of rejects always triggers me
give them to the workers or something I'm sure they'd be happy to take them home

>> No.9605122

Before you can salt your food you must first salt yourself

>> No.9605125
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w-whats thaat senpai? what's that?

>> No.9605128

is this an informercial selling a taco folder or something?

>> No.9605133

mash obviously

Not the huge clump of mashed potato he ads after the milk

>> No.9605145

Equal parts potato, butter, and cheese, some milk and garlic.

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>Equal parts potato, butter, and cheese

>> No.9605183

I bet that smelled amazing

>> No.9605221

Mix with the sulfur, aluminum, and the ingredients burning I bet you it does not smell anything close to "amazing".

>> No.9605226

It's called aligot

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>> No.9605285

The whole "You'll hate this food once you see it made" never registered with me. If I enjoyed the finished product and I know its safe to eat based on how long I've been eating it already, why would I care if it looks ugly before its finished?

>> No.9605286


meh that's just a french version of mashed potatoes

made with mashed potatoes, milk, butter and a large dose of cheese (Tomme d'Auvergne usually)

>> No.9605288

fuck off redditor

>> No.9605326

why does he tap the knife

>> No.9605337

is pepe ok?

>> No.9605341

The workers probably hate ice cream being around it all day.

>> No.9605353

Only freshest ingredients senpai

>> No.9605359


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>> No.9605370

it's the filename dude

>> No.9605389

Carnies are barely qualified as human.

>> No.9605397

>that's messed up
oh okay thought I had to make my own conclusions, thanks.
Also is that honey thing really true in america?

>> No.9605404

In that you can buy fake corn syrup 'honey'? Yes. All you need to do is check the ingredient label to avoid it though.

>> No.9605410

gutter oil

>> No.9605415

couldn't you easily tell though? honey has kinda unique properties.

>> No.9605428

They dye it a similar color and thicken it to a similar consistency. The point isn't to fool you. It's cheaper and enough people don't care.

>> No.9605430

They probably do, but I'd imagine they get sick of it pretty quick.

>> No.9605432

So what I've taken away from this video is that I should stop eating food and drink more alcohol instead?

>> No.9605433

The word gets thrown around a lot, but projection is at least part of the explanation. They personally were disgusted by the process, so they expect other people will be too.

>> No.9605434

Can they actually call it honey or is it like
>(flavored sugar product)

>> No.9605440

>pink slime
>arsenic in chicken on purpose
>Hot Dogs
Nothing weird about meat trimmings. All cuts of meat made to look "presentable" are going to produce trimmings, in the same way a sheet of cookie dough used to make cookie-cutter cookies will produce trimmings.
>Honey has no pollen
It also doesn't have bee parts or dirt in it.
They filter it for a reason.
>Greek yogurt makes toxic waste
No, it produces Acidic whey. It's not toxic, just acidic. Like lemons.
It is then processed into protein supplements and baby formula.
>Shrimp has cancer chemicals
You mean mercury? Everything in the ocean has mercury. Even kelp.
>candied cherries
They're oxidized, not "bleached". We know they have added sugar and coloring. they're fucking candied.
>shredded cheese
Cellulose. Not wood pulp. Idiot. All plants have this. It's dietary fiber. The worst you might get is a gassy fart.

God damn, why do you fucking assholes feel the need to lie about everything?

>> No.9605473

It's been a while since I've looked but yeah it's like "HONEY Flavored Syrup" or something.
We do actually have food regulations here, at least for the time being.

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>> No.9605520

the actually fucked up thing is that working conditions in the big factories are extremely bad
like they busted a bunch of shrimp processors for using slave labor a little while back

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>> No.9605560

who ordered the chop with a side o douche?

>> No.9605582


Jesus, that would be so salty and disgusting.

>> No.9605609

>If I enjoyed the finished product and I know its safe to eat based on how long I've been eating it already
because of longer term effects than what you would've noticed. lifestyle diseases are on the up everywhere and that adds credence to paranoia regarding processed food. most food toxins are slow acting because of their low concentration but can build up in the body if they're stored in our fat cells.

>> No.9605610

even more disgusting than the post you quoted

only a nutritionally deficient mentally ill vegan could devise such a food

>> No.9605635

It's novelty food to serve your vegan friends at brunch, it's not something you seriously make on a regular basis

>> No.9605657


>taking it seriously
It's alright son, just come with me

>> No.9605712

back to plebbit

>> No.9605724

I'd let him massage me.

>> No.9605773

Just because a process is gross or artificial doesn't mean it has a greater risk of long term diseases though.

>> No.9605792

boil it off and feed it to animals

>> No.9605813

They used to do that, but they're producing more than farmers can use now.

>> No.9605981

>cows make more milk byproduct than they could ever drink

>> No.9606007

Why does that seem strange?

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>> No.9606030

a wok

>> No.9606044

Just ignore him

>> No.9606055

God Bless Capitalism

>> No.9606063

Then give them to a food bank or soup kitchen or something.

>> No.9606076


probably a liability risk, can't guarantee them free of contaminants, etc.

>> No.9606078

:/ that's sad

>> No.9606087
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Why the fucking soy sauce? That shit would already be salty as a motherfucker without it. Absolutely disgusting.

>> No.9606140

I hate millennials

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>> No.9606181

I'm sure the type of person who makes that has little regard for their blood pressure let alone their arteries.

>> No.9606303

>who ordered the chop
Ur mum did last nite lmao

I think Snopes is still somewhat fine for non-political stuff, though. I'm glad the guy took the time to write that post so I can shamelessly steal it when I inevitably see that same video on Facebook later.

Not throwing on some trousers is a dick move, sometimes literally, but filming the guy is too.

>> No.9606373

Pretty much only landlocked states in the middle still have factory meats. Even in much of California you can get farm-raised meats from local places, I don't think I've eaten factory chicken for the past 4 years.

>> No.9606381


Nothing about that looks even remotely appetizing. Is it some sort of joke?

>> No.9606413

Why are you a cunt?

>> No.9606450


What an utterly pretentious and unappetizing dish

>> No.9606475
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Tis the season.

>> No.9606483

they sell that to farms, and the farmers us to fatten w/e. usually pigs and cows. its not like these places have dumpsters filled with rejected food.

>> No.9606513

>heres some douche to distract from the fact that we overcooked your 150 dollar steak!

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>> No.9606574

God, this guy always annoys me. Complete cokehead retard.

>> No.9606625

yo what's that apricot coloured cheese product called
I see it all the time in these webms but never in my shops.

>> No.9606656

theres an eli's cheesecake factory an hour away from me. they give tours and after the tour you can buy "imperfect" cheesecakes for dirt cheap. theres stuff with incredibly minor details like a slight wobble in a line of chocolate, or a deformed frosting flower. completely superficial things.

>> No.9606672

That's the best part of touring factories is buying the rejects. Like I went to a Coke factory as a kid and you could buy big flats of Coke for dirt cheap. They were perfectly fine but something minor made them not fit for retail, like a nearby can bursting and making them sticky.

>> No.9607053
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>> No.9607071

The slammin salmon. Fine choice sir. Underrated movie

>> No.9607155

Glad to see that the 1950's are coming back in style.

>> No.9607173

ooo dat tap got me so moist

>> No.9607197

really uncool and unfunny

>> No.9607223


>> No.9607241


I honestly don't understand why this webm pisses so many people off. Seems like he's just putting on a show for customers. Sure, he's overdoing it, but I can't see anything rageworthy about it.

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not sure if handicapped or just clowning for the customers

>> No.9607347

>we called it "slime" so that makes it gross
Fucking vegans.

>> No.9607353
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>a moist, soft, and slippery substance, typically regarded as repulsive.
I can think of about 100 different foods off the top of my head that would technically count as "slime".

>> No.9607359

Hot Dogs are not funny. Sorry.

I wish to eradicate all life on earth.

>> No.9607388

Is that allowed? With stairs next to the kitchen bench all the dust would fly to the pizzas

>> No.9607396

This is the best name i've seen in ck

>> No.9607397
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>avocado is a healthier substitute for cheese
>proceeds to add cheese
Every time

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>> No.9607444

Cheese colouring, possibly annatto. Uncoloured cheddar is white.

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>> No.9607477

If you knew what a cokehead cooking looked like, you would know what was going on in this webm, and you would be pissed.

>> No.9607479
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I always love these things with ingredients only found in Narnia or Oompa-Loompaland.

Yeah, I'll just pick up some Namek salt at Tesco. Along with the Cybertronian dancing yeast or whatever.

>> No.9607486

I make yogurt at home and there's no waste.

Fucking Americans and your radioactive yogurt

>> No.9607491

The title of your webm is innacurate. Those women are clearly amateurs, and the way it is shot shows it is most likely reality TV. Unless you have an actual source that can verify these women claim to be chefs, I would suggest you rename the webm.

>> No.9607499

See the way he is running his teeth? That ought to be enough to explain why.

>> No.9607544


maybe he just enjoy his disco

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>> No.9607596

So you don't know what a cokehead looks like, got it.

>> No.9607625

That's nice. Can I have my drink now please?

>> No.9607647

That'll be 300$ + tip.

>> No.9607680

Thank God somebody finally posted it

>> No.9607682

>Inb4 the autist

>> No.9607736

Fuck life.

>> No.9607752
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post some gifs too; these shitty webbums don’t work in safari

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You bitch and moan in every fucking thread. How about you get a device made in this century and you won't have this issue.

>> No.9607798

>uses Safari
is this b8?

>> No.9607805

to some people that $300 feels like $3 though so I won't be surprised if that is the actual price.

>> No.9607808

>My name is Dr. Rockso and I do cocaine

>> No.9607811

no but it will be very painful

>> No.9607812

my beaver gets moist for that cleaver, looks cool as hell

>> No.9607819

damn, so this is what tony shalhoub got up to after monk ended

>> No.9607855

where is this shit from

>> No.9607860

They look like they are Indians.

>> No.9607871

>how to make dr pepper
>adds dr pepper
hmm, this seems fake

>> No.9607916

Feels nice to live in a country with good food laws.

>> No.9607924

This is the actual How To Basic video from years ago.

He's also Australia's most popular/richest Youtuber (rakes in $1mil/year) and is mates with Filthy Frank.

You're just mad because you didnt think of smashing things and throwing eggs at them first.

>> No.9607928

>girl I'm dating says the other day that Koreans cut literally everything with scissors
>see this webm for the 100th time
>realize they're cutting a fucking pizza with scissors
fucking mind blown

>> No.9607957

Its from a UK show similar to Kitchen Nightmares.

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>> No.9608052

I thank you for actually spending the time for doing this. It's so easy to tell the video is false propaganda, but I guarantee there's at least a dozen people who will believe it for every one like me.

>> No.9608057

we /his/ now

>> No.9608061

>i will never get this good

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>when he starts massaging the dough

>> No.9608080

stopped watching the second i recognized that blonde buzzfeed dude

>> No.9608081

>tfw half your family struggles their way into stardom and the lesser known sister comes out on top

>> No.9608084

>why do you fucking assholes feel the need to lie about everything?
To increase the amount of jewtube views therefore getting more shekels out of it.

>> No.9608104

you should try it
this is how I season meat now, its works better than any sprinkle mthod

>> No.9608111

Is this a breaking bad thing?

>> No.9608140

fucking ameriards stuffing everything with cheese and butter

>> No.9608157

Secret to this or any really good mash.
Half potatoe, half liquified butter if not even more butter than potatoes.
French chef taught me that.

>> No.9608159

>picks his nose

>> No.9608425

virgin bencher detected

>> No.9608479

Yea. That'll be $75 plus tip.

>> No.9608492

Using a drywall blade to pretend to be Benihana ...

>> No.9608503

This is the fucking """kitchen""" that packed the oven with cardboard and other garbage they found.

Not shown: pumping the pizza full of jizz cheese from a bag.

>> No.9608535

I cum for her ok?

>> No.9608549

Because he's worried his staff uses it

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>> No.9608583

That'd sound nice without the snickers or marshmallows

>> No.9608606

I'm more impressed that he is handling that ice for so long with bare hands. My hands hurt just slicing frozen chicken.

>> No.9608614

>the 3 jalapenos at the end
Lost it

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>he doesn't even touch any part of the crepes with that finger
jeez, you must be really the most insecure faggot of this planet, isn't it?

>> No.9608634

You can tell it's capitalism because something is being produced.

>> No.9608683 [DELETED] 

absolutely fucking disgusting.

God Damn, americans are fucking subhumans.

>> No.9608717

those are olives you stupid eastern euro

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>> No.9608809

>touches the lime with that hand
>holds the plate with that hand

>> No.9608838

It's all just status-signaling.

They bought all that shit at wholefoods for way too much.

>> No.9608923

that's all

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>> No.9609132

>if you touch the shell of the lime you touch the squeezed juice too
>I usually eat the outer part of the bottom of the plate

>> No.9609269

>you're retarded for not being okay with Edward Booger hands picking his nose while making my food

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>cool whip

>> No.9609297

I had a similar smoke infused rum cocktail at a cigar bar. It was only $12 so it was worth the novelty. I think I tipped like $5 because it was a bit of a process to make and the bartender was qt

>> No.9609314

>I tipped like $5
let me guess... american?

>> No.9609323

He's honestly one of the less insufferable buzzfaggots

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>taking this shit seriously
>taking anything ever posted here seriously
I want reddit to leave

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>tfw your name shows up on Ted Cruz's hit list

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>the culling of the dirt rockets
>bitch gets incinerated at hibachi restaurant
>shooting a laser at a fucking piece of bacon
fucking hell I'm dying. especially at the first one
just post your folder already`

>> No.9609359

why would you post thi

>> No.9609361

You're next Cooper!

>> No.9609378


No I'm Almond Beasley. He already got my best friend, Janklow Sundquist. I miss her so much.

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White American women do it too.

>> No.9609401

Go to bed Jodorowsky.

>> No.9609410

Now you've just made me sad. RIP in peace Big D.

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>> No.9609496

they bury him in a piano?

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So long brave froggo

>> No.9609807

Definitely looks like her.
>inb4 "her"

>> No.9609814

>Cooked avocado
Why gringos have to ruin everything?

>> No.9609847

>white powder
>add milk
>turns brown


>> No.9610041

It's not edible food dumbass.
The shit he uses is food that was GOING TO BE TOSSED for passing its expiration date.

He takes garbage and makes "art" so to say.

Stop trying to make strangers on the internet feel bad about you, laugh, lurk, or leave.

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>expiration dates

>> No.9610078

Mmmmmh, cocaine

>> No.9610112


Starts at 1:50

>> No.9610138

Yes, the dates printed on food to designate when they are not allowed to be sold anymore as they may be unsafe to eat after that point.

I know you're thinking about milk a day pass in your fridge, but supermarkets don't get the luxury of "Oh it's only one day pass"

It goes in the trash, he gave it another life, not as consumables, but as entertainment to some.

Don't be a dipshit anon, you're better than that.

>> No.9610146

is this acting? this has to be acting.

>> No.9610148


>> No.9610156

My god, don't you all see, we've been eating food all wrong! Eating food like savages with our miniature swords to cut into our already defeated prey. We must eat with sissors like actual civilized human beings not barbarians.

>> No.9610198

Yeah it;s like honey substitute or something.
I saw it in a store once. Put it down in disgust.

>> No.9610207

One way to tell is to put it next to ants, if it is real then they will avoid it. I tried this myself with honey which I bought from a local farmer and they really did avoid it. I tried it with commercial honey and they flocked around it.

>> No.9610236

>wood pulp isn't primarily cellulose
Depending on the exact pulping (just go with kraft pulp here) wood pulp would be around the 70 to 80% cellulose region depending on source material.

>> No.9610246

I think only morons don't appreciate that the cellulose is only there as an anti-clumping agent. As far as I know it's not dangerous to eat in any way. You could eat a square of toilet paper and it's not going to hurt you. That video is fucking retarded because the real issue people have with cellulose is in pregrated parmesan-style cheese in the shaky cans. That's as much an adulterant as an anti-caking agent.

>> No.9610250

Its pretty cute that she doesn't mind the camera guy looking.

>> No.9610257

Cellulose is part of all plant fibres so it's perfectly safe to consume.
The lethal dosage for it was something so ridiculously high that you would never possibly reach it.

>> No.9610283

I still freak out at the concept of magma.

>> No.9610287

Looks really gross.
Kind of looked like he was trying to fold that into a burrito... maybe heat up the tortilla first.

>> No.9610288

The video made me laugh. I always assume shit like that is irony. However, usually the legit vegan propaganda ones usually miss the plot entirely. For instance: chances are very good the imported grocery store shrimp you bought were processed by literal human slaves.

>> No.9610308

Yeah, that's not the point I'm making. Granted, cellulose fibers are harmless. People were up in arms about it not because of its use as an anti-clumping agent in shredded cheese, but because of its use as a filler in canned parmesan. You pay for cheese, you shouldn't be getting as much not-cheese by weight as they think they can sneak in.

>> No.9610447

I'm more amazed that she tested dollar store steak on her child before anyone else than anything, really.

>> No.9610449

This. A friend of mine grew up on a dairy farm near a Nabisco plant, and the miss-stamped Oreos were given to them. They used it instead of corn as a simple carb and sugar portion of a mixed diet.

>> No.9610467



those are crêpes anon

>> No.9610568

>chrome doesn't exist on macOS

>> No.9610674

Looks more like he just quickly scratches his face.

>> No.9610777

Maggi seasoning?! What the hell?

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>> No.9610860

the 0:18 is weird as fuck

>> No.9611000

>using chrome

>> No.9611106


>"Consumers don't tend to like crystallized honey," says Jill Clark, vice president for sales and marketing at Dutch Gold. "It's very funny. In Canada, there's a lot of creamed honey sold, and people are very accustomed to honey crystallizing. Same in Europe. But the U.S. consumer is very used to a liquid product, and as soon as they see those first granules of crystallization, we get the phone calls: 'Something's wrong with my honey!'"


>> No.9611123

Yea can I get an on the rock

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>> No.9611241

i'm more concerned with the dude wielding a flyswatter in the background.

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circa mid 90s, read in the style of Maw Klump

>> No.9611638

Nah man, just a fly is not that bad, every kitchen is connected to backdoor which leads to dumpster anyway
Flies are shit, they're everywhere

>> No.9611818

Pancake is literally French for "little thin pancake"

>> No.9611821

>pancake is French for pancake

>> No.9611879

Thank you anon. Arguments and facts are aways welcome.

>> No.9611895

Pancake isn't French at all.

>> No.9611923

to understand the food you have to be one with the food

>> No.9612146

That's a really cute glass, I should get some of those.

>> No.9612153

They're a PITA to clean. The opening is too small to get your hand into it.

>> No.9612158

Okay could someone explain what the shit is up with this one?
Is this girl actually in trouble or what?

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>> No.9612169

Well I mean I get that but also where's this video from?
Girl's cute and all but I need to know if like the japanese FBI or whatever is aware of this shit. I want my faps guilt-free thanks :V

>> No.9612180

Bump because i wanna view all these before thread dies

>> No.9612186

Thread has hit the bump limit. This ship is going down.

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