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Old one about to die

>> No.9612037

>>9612030
Perhaps because you should have let it die...

>> No.9612060
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>> No.9612173

>>9612060
That doesn't look like actual maple syrup.

>> No.9612179

>>9612166
She looks good.

>> No.9612195

>>9612166
That's a legit cute couple.
I hope they're doing well.

>> No.9612226

>>9612166
she's really pretty.
I bet she has a perfect vagina and would make a fine mother

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>> No.9612283

>>9612166
Anyone have the whole thing? I want to see the divercity of toppings she puts on the ice cream.

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>> No.9612335

>>9612195
No it's not.

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Last thread was bretty gud imo

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>>9612030

>> No.9612420

>>9612414
This one's great.
Thought it was one of those pretentious shitfests at first, only to realize it's giving said shitfests an uppercut.

>> No.9612519

>>9612420
I think it's great. Talk about the importance of presentation vs the meal itself.

>> No.9612523

>>9612414
If you want to know eater.com/2015/8/24/9197745/jacques-le-merde-60-second-tasting-menu-video

>> No.9612541

>>9612414
Why all the empty space on every plating

>> No.9612544

>>9612195
How's it feel be a cuck?

>> No.9612545

>>9612166
TWO
SCOOPS

>> No.9612546

>>9612541
Negative space. Part of design to create 'balance'

>> No.9612547

>>9612523
>jacques-le-merde
That's funnier than the video, but still not very funny.

>> No.9612548

>>9612060
Jesus christ

>> No.9612561

>>9612546
Larger, mostly empty plates, give you the impression you ate less. If you're trying to make it seem fancy, that can help, but it can also lead to underestimating how much you ate and thereby overeating.

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>>9612409
wtf

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>>9612060
filename checked

>> No.9612708

>>9612414
>that'll be $89.99 plus tip, sir.

>> No.9612732

>>9612255
I want to stick my dick in that.

>> No.9612745

>>9612030
UMA

>> No.9612753

>food and cooking
I remember when this board was kinda slow, but still wasnt shit. I really miss that.

>> No.9612764

>>9612753
>4chan board
>Ever not being shit

Have you ever taken a really massive dump and it changes consistency, colour and smell a couple times, like striations in a cliff?

That's 4chan. It's always shit, but you get used to it being a certain kind of shit, then it pulls the rug out from under you and you suddenly have to deal with the new smells/sounds or you get the fuck off the pot.

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>>9612255
>cool whip

>> No.9612803

>>9612409
Ree

>> No.9612834

>>9612409
Jesus diabetus

>> No.9612840

>>9612255
>"""""""Salad"""""""

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>> No.9612895

>>9612753
Oh did OP posting something that isn't food or cooking?

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>>9612893
oh god. why?

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>>9612899
You've got to eat big to get big, come on!

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>>9612753
I'm sure you posted all sorts of great cookalong threads back in the good old days.

>> No.9612929

>>9612893
>That guzzling white yolk
His mouth looks like a girl's mouth after a deepthroat

>> No.9612954

>>9612255
America cannot fall fast enough

>> No.9612966

>>9612561
>implying restaurants don't want you to over eat

>> No.9613087

>>9612414
nouvelle cuisine in a nutshell

>> No.9613101

>>9612893
DAM SON post this in /fit/

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>>9613101

>> No.9613117
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>>9613106

>> No.9613127

>>9612030
how is that a “salad”?

>> No.9613155

>>9612913
I posted full cook along threads for pizza, curry, and ice cream and they got maybe 2 replies a year or two ago the only threads up at that time were fucking joey threads.

>> No.9613176

>>9613106
lol
My mother freaks out when my bro and I eat 6 eggs each.

>> No.9613252

>>9613106
Did we ever find out if he survived?

>> No.9613528

>>9612255
jesus fucking christ

>> No.9613533
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>>9613252
His stomach burst. He died later of eternal bleeding.

>> No.9613551

>>9613533
r-really?

>> No.9613628

>>9613551
Yes you retard, he was just joshing ya. World record is 141 eggs in 8 minutes.

>> No.9613731
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>>9612255
>salad

>> No.9613746

>>9612166
>ice cream melts as he spontanously fucks her on that very table

>> No.9613771

>>9612409
I know a couple of places where I can get shit like this but it's out of a truck, not a condiment bar. They have a huge sign with almost all of these items on it to choose from. Every time I see these webms posted my urge to try it grows but I have no idea what most of the non-gummy candy shit is.

>> No.9613812

>>9613746
CREAMED

>> No.9613827

I fucking hate how every retard millenial in my country drinks beer. If it'd shit like corona maybe add lemon and tabasco, but otherwise it's just memes.

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>>9613533
>eternal bleeding
That's pretty metal.

>> No.9613852

>>9612904
What exactly is this? I've seen this & a pizza one, but don't know what the white stuff is. What is the "normal" applications?
Thanks

>> No.9613900

>>9612764
this is the best analogy describing the shifting nature of 4chan I've ever read

>> No.9613920

>>9612030
>tfw you're a mexican in a foreign cointry and miss stuff like micheladas and tacos (I mean real tacos)

>> No.9613929
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>>9613900

>> No.9614034

>>9613929
include me in the screencap

>> No.9614125

>>9613106
It is not really that difficult to eat that much eggs in one day. But in one setting? It is more of competitive eating kind of thing.

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>>9613533
>eternal bleeding

>> No.9614134

>>9612060
That is definitely corn ooze, not maple syrup

>> No.9614167

>>9613771
I think - in lieu of the quality of this board - you have to be the first hand experience and film/taste it.

>> No.9614189

>>9612166
my girlfriend asked if she could save this webm to her phone... I can't believe how much of an ice cream addict she is

>> No.9614192

>>9613827

Did you post in the wrong thread?

>> No.9614194

>>9612912
can I haz deporte

>> No.9614198

>>9612913
slowest webm I've ever seen

>> No.9614200

>>9613920

Tell us of your real tacos. I wanna hear.

>> No.9614210

>>9614189
it is all yours my friend ;)

>> No.9614441

>>9613852
It's an ice cream base, so usually just cream/sugar/vanilla

>> No.9614889

>>9613746
proofs

>> No.9615004
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>>9612166
Sauce? IF

ya know what I mean.

>> No.9615055

>>9612966
They don't.
Restaurants ideally want you to overpay, not necessarily overeat. that's how they maximize their profits.

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>> No.9615123

>>9613533
>eternal bleeding
Sounds like an awfully slow way to go senpai

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>> No.9615947

>>9615120
who the fuck dips their sausage in the egg? do brits not eat toast?

>> No.9615980

>>9615947
I'm American and I dip sausage in egg even when I have toast.

>> No.9616003

>>9615947
I will dip god damn near anything in yolk. I would like on the stuff if I could. I love eggs.

>> No.9616023

>>9615865
>>9615398
holy kek

>> No.9616031

>>9612409
ngl I laughed out loud when he got the finished product and then dumped more shit on it

>> No.9616043

>>9614194
yeah, just move your fat ass. it says 'do sports'

>> No.9616106

>>9612893
mad respect for this ability

>> No.9616108

>>9613106
He probably threw most of them in the garbage and just posted pics of clean plates. You can't possibly eat 3kg of eggs.

>> No.9616112

>>9616108
There are competitive eaters who can eat way more than that.

>> No.9616256

>>9615865
>intended for grilling
>repels smoke and heat

>> No.9616445

>>9612166
day of the colander when?

>> No.9616448

>>9612255
>if I mash everything up into a bowl it's salad

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>>9612708

>> No.9616457

>>9612784
It's pretty good with fruit salad, I think.

>> No.9616467

>>9613551
>>9613832
>>9614126
>>9615123
Newfags everywhere.

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>>9612166
>saw a white woman and a black guy yesterday at work
>this can't be happening
>there is a mulato child
>sure isn't theirs
>be second cashier
>she calls mulato her child
>second mulato chimes in
>mfw

>> No.9616933

>>9616467
>being this new

>> No.9616939

>>9612414
I remember learning this in uni, all you need were a pair of tweezers and instagram for reference. got high marks for literally plagiarizing shit was cash

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>>9613528
Jesus isn't wherever this came from.

>> No.9616949

>>9612409
What is this hell?

>> No.9616964

>>9616467
That's exactly what a newfag would say.

>> No.9617782

https://youtu.be/uen6dVleCTs
just found this

>> No.9619495
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>> No.9619507

>>9619495
I can't pinpoint why I find this video so offensive.

>> No.9619510

>>9619495
Hooh boy, you faggots are gonna get real mad about this one!

>> No.9619518

>>9619495
>that'll be $85 plus tip

>> No.9619540

>>9619507
Because the faggot acts like he's a god damn sociologist.

>> No.9619556

>>9619518
I'd make a point of giving myself a tip I think. Who orders something like this?

>> No.9619577

>>9619495
I defy anyone to explain exactly what's wrong with this

>> No.9619597

>>9619577
if you have to pay someone else for you to cook your own fucking egg, you deserve to be killed

>> No.9619617

>>9619577
Production used artistic shots, making the process seem special and delicate. this coupled with his stupid monologue about the technically precise, rustic, and over-the-top cooking process for simply cooking an egg, made the whole thing seem artificial, forced, and pedantic.
This man should be forced to spend a month in a Somalian village with landfill-found Teflon pans and rusty metal utensil.

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>>9619778
Oh christ, this has made me dislike him even more.
>it's like, the perfect food, man
>u can like put stuff on it and eat it
Absolutely infuriating, this cunt.

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>>9620202

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>>9612030

>all that candy on top of candy mixed in with candy hot sauce and fruit juice

No wonder Mexicans are fucking fat and short

>> No.9620368

>>9614194
You can haz deported you disgusting beaner. Shove a lime up your woman's butthole and never season pizza with it again.

>> No.9620371

>>9620202

Kek

I remember doing shit like this when I was anorexic

>> No.9620377

>>9616939
What do you think they expected you to do? Something original in a practice that's been going on since before we even became homo sapiens?

You will never have an original idea in food.

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>>9619778

Who the fuck is this retard?

>> No.9620392

>>9620202
Top lel

She missed the bin, the other half should have been thrown there too. Bananas are gay and stupid fruits that taste like fairy semen.

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>>9620392
>knowing what fairy semen tastes like to have that point of reference
I take it you're also an authority on how to eat out a leprechaun butthole right

>> No.9620654

>>9620202
I don't even like (cavendish) bananas and that infuriates me.

>> No.9620661

>>9619778
>Man discovers sandwich.webm

>> No.9620901

>>9614189
Are you fucking brain dead, it's not the ice cream she's interested in. You should have her checked out for lesbianism.

>> No.9620923

>>9612414
There is absolutely no doubt in my mind that people who regularly eat food served in this manner and some of the most vile, disgusting humans you could ever encounter

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>>9612409
nooo

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>>9612708
>>9612414
>200 bucks sir

>> No.9621247

>>9619577
The egg is overdone.

>> No.9621351

>>9612414
I know this a video to appease flyover to send the message that high end food just is all in the plating but the plates still look like garbage and not even close to Michelin star plates. not that the dumb flyovers in this thread would recognize that though.

>> No.9621376

>>9621351
How upset are you right now man

>> No.9621377

>>9619597
I bet you would throw an autistic hissy fit that would get you and your flyover parents thrown out of the restaurant when you go to a Korean BBQ

>> No.9621381

>>9621376
>le upset? xD

It's just sad to see that this board is entertained by something clearly aimed at know it all teenagers and Redditors

>> No.9621386

>>9621381
Keep that stick up your ass man, don't forget to spout a few more /ck/ approved buzzwords as well.

>> No.9621392

>>9621386
funny how retards always use that phrase when you don't find their stupid antics funnny. "put that stick out of your ass" "just turn your brain off! xD" No. Kys

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>>9621381
>When ur food sucks ass but at least some aids carrier pozzed it up to look pretty

>> No.9621396

>>9621394
you seem triggered but I don't know exactly by what.

>> No.9621408

>>9621351
Did someone in a flyover state hurt you anon?

>> No.9621426

>>9621408
a bunch of them once came out of the woods and slung their feces and rocks against my plane .

>> No.9621475

>>9619495
But I ordered the omelette

>> No.9621499

>>9613106

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JL4PQVMaPE8

>> No.9621506

>>9620378
He's the head chef at Noma in Copenhagen, rated the best restaurant in the world.

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>>9612255
they would fucking refuse that in auschwitz im sure

>> No.9621516

>>9612255

America was a mistake

>> No.9621522

>>9612255
How do you go through the entire process of making this video and not think "this is a bad idea"

>> No.9621551

>>9621392
You don't have to be a pretentious cunt to enjoy food and cooking, anon. Like it or not, 99% of this board and the human race are unpretentious normal ass people who just like stuff that tastes good.

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>> No.9622061
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>noplates.webm

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>> No.9622224

>>9621836
"My intention was to take this carrot and treat it like a piece of meat"

>> No.9622228

>>9622224
What? You don't cook your steaks for two hours?

>> No.9622253

>>9612166
Do you like interracial porn /ck/?

>> No.9622295

>>9622224
>>9622228

I mean, if you put a steak into a sous vide...

>> No.9622432

>>9612166

Disgusting.

>> No.9622447

>>9612409

We just add more toppings holmes.

Viva la raza!

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everybody's favorite

>> No.9623233

>>9619778
Is that Saavik?

>> No.9623325

>>9612166
>Tfw no gf who makes ice cream from her juicy tit milk for me

>> No.9623343

>>9623325
>Falling for the propaganda this hard
They know they can make you give up on your dreams if they show you contrary images enough. You must learn to kill the part of your brain that associates images with reality. Don't let your dreams be dreams.

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>>9612030
>beer cocktail

>> No.9623447

>>9623203
wtf, why pick up the pizza if you're just going to put it back down to cut it. just pat off the oil off the plate

>> No.9623457

>>9612409
has anyone actually tried shit like this? it looks p popular on wherever the hell it is so it must be good for some people. also what is it called

>> No.9623465

>>9623203
>degreasing pizza
ulli's functional twin from another mother?

>> No.9623474

>>9623465
i've watched it a few times and there's just so much wrong with it. green screen looking background. eats pizza UPSIDE DOWN. doesn't even cut the pizza all the way. gloves for NO REASON

>> No.9623502

>>9622228
>>9622295
Sorry, I was actually thinking more of the wording sounding overly sexual.

>>9623465
Uli's more functional than that freak.

>> No.9623510

>>9619495
>>9621836
Do they put that green vomit on everything?

>> No.9623580

>>9622061

Those tables must be a pain in the dick to clean.

>> No.9623606

>>9622862
I gagged

>> No.9623622

>>9623580
They pop a mat down.

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Off topic, anyone know how I can keep these Halloween theme permanently?

>> No.9624874

>>9612893
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuJTqmpBnI0

>> No.9625282

>>9622224
This sounds like a vegan

>> No.9625313

>>9615947
>never stuffed his sausage in an egg
virgin detected

>> No.9625317

>>9612060
day of the rake when?

>> No.9625323

>>9621231
PLUS TIPS

>> No.9625336

>>9621499
It would have been easier if the eggs weren't burnt.

>> No.9625472

>>9622061
what does this summon

>> No.9625570

>>9625472
Mammon

>> No.9625633

>>9624804

You must make a sacrifice to the skeleton gods.

Real talk, no idea. Maybe you can find something in the meta boards?

>> No.9625766

>>9616467
>tfw according to Finnish paganism northern lights are the result of the eternal bleeding of people who received a violent.

>> No.9625779

>>9615120
how do you get hashbrowns that perfect?

>> No.9625793

>>9625472

2000 dollar bill.

>> No.9625878

>>9616929
How insecure are you?

>> No.9626457

>>9625766
>a violent
You idiot, it was a fucking.

>> No.9626487
File: 2.81 MB, 480x480, Food crime.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
9626487

>> No.9626508

>>9621836
>Hey got anything for me?
>Yeah some old carrots I forgot to pick last season.
>Brilliant
I'd still try it too. It unironically looks delicious.

>> No.9626535

>>9622061
i- why

>> No.9626538

>>9622061
Once he finished I would laugh, shake my head without saying a word, get up and walk straight out without paying the bill and no tip.

>> No.9626724

>>9623203
>soyboi

>> No.9626735

>>9612166
is it true that porn actresses demand more money if it involves a black guy?

>> No.9626747

>>9626735
yes because they know it will be more popular and make more money for the studio

>> No.9626759

>>9612030
what the fuck even is this? it looks disgusting

>> No.9626828

>>9626747
kek, let me guess, uk? germany?

>> No.9626991

>>9623203
and they wonder why no one will embrace their lifestyle. take your rainbows and pizza knifes back to Christopher St. thx kiddo

>> No.9627407

>>9622061
Everything about this is infuriating

>> No.9627431

>>9622207
EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Seriously what the fuck is that shit

>> No.9627460

>>9626487
>it's a healthy substitute for cheese

>adds cheese anyways

THESE PEOPLEEEE

>> No.9627545

>>9624804
Download CSS and apply it with some addon.
That's my guess.
Asking /g/ would be a better idea... maybe.

>> No.9628321

>>9626487
it started off bad and only kept getting worse!!

>> No.9629382

>>9626487
I love that they were going for the gooey, stringy cheese shot at the end, but cut it abruptly because nothing was going to happen.

>> No.9629442

>>9621377 (Begrudgingly checked)
You stupid motherfucker, you don't cook your own Korean BBQ, you sit at the grill and they cook it for you. Leave this board and only return when you've figured out how fucking Google works.

>> No.9629443

>>9626828
everywhere

>> No.9629444

>>9615120
W2C that pan?

>> No.9629463

>>9619507
>hay oil

>> No.9629481 [DELETED] 
File: 2.95 MB, 720x480, 379693b90fa5c9a54c4e9aaceec2bc02777775f22fa4261e60cb91f232d75a92.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
9629481

>> No.9629494

>>9629481
yikes

>> No.9629497

>>9629481
I've heard of scat fetishism, but puke fetishism? I shouldn't be surprised that this is a thing, but it still grosses me out.

>> No.9629748
File: 2.54 MB, 720x404, crab-chopper.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
9629748

chop chop

>> No.9629809

>>9629748
This kills the crab.

>> No.9629869

>>9620202
this is a webm thread, not trigger ck thread

>> No.9630039

Newfriend to /ck/
So this thread contains only 1 webm of delicious food (>>9624804) and none of professional preparation of a delicious dish.

Do webm threads on /ck/ have to offer only trash webms like "Tasty" and other shit?

>> No.9630078
File: 2.23 MB, 640x360, adventures in food.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
9630078

>>9630039
I'll dump some old webms for you. The webm threads are kinda in ironic shitpost mode at the moment because no one's been making new content for a while.

>> No.9630081

>>9630039
What do you expect from these threads?

>> No.9630085
File: 2.85 MB, 426x240, baking time lapse.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
9630085

>> No.9630090
File: 2.93 MB, 640x360, bearnaise in one.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
9630090

Actually to be fair there are a few new webms in here.

>> No.9630095
File: 2.67 MB, 1280x720, pommes aligot.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
9630095

>> No.9630102
File: 2.37 MB, 640x360, breakingcheese.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
9630102

>> No.9630104
File: 2.76 MB, 800x450, butterflied sardine.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
9630104

>> No.9630107

>>9630085
No joke this is my favorite webm

>> No.9630109
File: 2.95 MB, 640x360, chicken wings in chinese.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
9630109

>> No.9630115
File: 1.16 MB, 640x360, cookie.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
9630115

>>9630107
I wish I could find the source in HD.

>> No.9630118
File: 2.47 MB, 1280x720, cucumber decoration.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
9630118

>> No.9630121
File: 2.92 MB, 1280x720, cutting tofu.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
9630121

>> No.9630127
File: 2.94 MB, 640x360, drop candy.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
9630127

This whole channel is gold.

>> No.9630130
File: 2.94 MB, 1280x720, drunken crabs.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
9630130

>> No.9630136
File: 1.65 MB, 480x360, dumpling fold.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
9630136

>> No.9630140
File: 2.99 MB, 640x360, eleven madison park.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
9630140

>> No.9630145
File: 2.92 MB, 640x360, francesinha.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
9630145

>> No.9630146

>>9630121
when your cutting board is a fucking stump

>> No.9630149
File: 2.96 MB, 640x360, Frites Show.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
9630149

>> No.9630156
File: 2.91 MB, 640x480, slow motion duck explosion.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
9630156

>>9630146
Seems to be a common thing.

>> No.9630158

>>9630156
>filename.kek

>> No.9630159

>>9630104
>>9630102

Very satisfying.

>> No.9630168
File: 178 KB, 640x360, garlic puree.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
9630168

>> No.9630174
File: 2.94 MB, 480x360, giant bread.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
9630174

Taking a break.

>> No.9630213

>>9630168
just from the hands you know it's jacques

>> No.9630224

>>9630121
I had to check to make sure it wasn't looped at first.
>>9630146
>>9630156

That's cool as fuck I've got some gnarled looking olive tree stumps that would be great for this.

>> No.9630228
File: 2.88 MB, 640x360, har gow.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
9630228

>> No.9630230
File: 1.89 MB, 202x360, hexagonal packing.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
9630230

>> No.9630236
File: 2.72 MB, 640x360, ice carving.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
9630236

>> No.9630239
File: 2.18 MB, 640x360, kaya toast.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
9630239

>> No.9630245
File: 2.78 MB, 480x360, Lan Zhou La Mian - Singapore.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
9630245

>> No.9630248

>>9620923
yup

>> No.9630251
File: 2.71 MB, 854x480, lobster and crab mac and cheese.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
9630251

>> No.9630252

>>9630236
whats the deal with japanese people doing this with ice? just a cool show I guess?

>> No.9630272

>>9619495
hay oil

>> No.9630280

>>9630252
It's not just Japanese, you'd find that sort of thing at any high-end bar.

A big part of it is that it's a cool show. But it's also somewhat practical: larger chunks of ice, especially a sphere shape, minimizes surface area. That means it cools your drink but dilutes it as little as possible.

>> No.9630284

>>9630252
It's a bit of a tradition, from when only rich people could afford to have giant blocks of ice cut out of lakes and transported to their house for the sake of refreshing drinks.

>> No.9630289
File: 2.85 MB, 640x360, mirror cakes.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
9630289

>> No.9630294
File: 2.93 MB, 800x450, peking duck.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
9630294

>> No.9630298
File: 2.99 MB, 800x450, picanha.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
9630298

>> No.9630302
File: 2.96 MB, 640x360, pork pyramid.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
9630302

>> No.9630304
File: 2.94 MB, 1280x720, rice noodles.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
9630304

>> No.9630308
File: 2.99 MB, 640x360, roast pig.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
9630308

>> No.9630312
File: 2.78 MB, 1024x576, sharpen your damn knife.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
9630312

>> No.9630315
File: 1.25 MB, 1280x720, smoke bomb.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
9630315

>> No.9630316
File: 2.92 MB, 640x360, soba.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
9630316

>> No.9630318
File: 2.67 MB, 640x360, spaghetti al grana padano.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
9630318

>> No.9630322
File: 2.94 MB, 800x450, steak.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
9630322

>> No.9630328
File: 2.54 MB, 800x450, Tasting Menu - Curtis Duffy.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
9630328

>> No.9630331
File: 2.59 MB, 800x450, Tasting Menu - Mike Bagale.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
9630331

>> No.9630333
File: 2.69 MB, 800x450, Tasting Menu - Paul Kahan and Perry Hendrix.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
9630333

>> No.9630341
File: 1.61 MB, 640x360, tofu skin.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
9630341

>> No.9630344

>>9630322
garlic on a steak

WTF. only thing a steak should ever have on it is MAYBE pepper and/or salt

>> No.9630349
File: 2.78 MB, 1280x720, zongzi factory.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
9630349

Alright, I think that's all my nice food webms. More of the rest are industrial factories, street food stalls and alinea desserts.

>> No.9630369
File: 2.92 MB, 640x360, passionfruit bon bons.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
9630369

Wait, I've got one new one.

>> No.9630370

>>9630095
whats with the exposure on this, i can hardly see anything

>> No.9630380

>>9630078
now, these are amazing webms, Don't know if they are all yours but thank you very much.

>> No.9630505

>>9626487
I think avocado mac n cheese is a kinda cool concept. I like how it's green and I think avocado would taste ok, as long as there was actual cheddar in the mac and cheese. It would probably be pretty cool as a theme dish for a halloween party.

>> No.9630517

>>9630505
avocado tastes awful hot

>> No.9630542

>>9630302
holy shit

>> No.9630546

>>9630156
>uniform isn't filthy/greasy
>pickups and SUVs in the reflection

This isn't Hong Kong! This is Chinatown!

>> No.9630555

>>9630228
that's not har gow.

>> No.9630558

>>9612060
Real Canadians wouldn't use that fake corn syrup crap. That is definitely an obese burger family

>> No.9630589

>>9630127
Their candy is really good I bought the black current and nectar.

>> No.9630596

>>9630280
How high end are we talking? Cause I've been to a few 20 dollar minimum per drink bars but I didn't get that kind of service

>> No.9630692

>>9630302
Damn son, that shit was nice

>> No.9630717

>>9630121
>>9630146
>>9630224
It's from "A Bite of China" if I remember correctly. There should be a lot of it on Youtube.

>> No.9630722

>>9630168
Are there cases of some schmuck cutting the absolute shit out of his hand doing this? I always wonder when I'm smashing garlic.

>> No.9630745

>>9612893
Can I get the recipe please?

>> No.9630798

>>9630289
what is this?

>> No.9630841

>>9630328
>>9630331
>>9619495
whats the green watery sauce?

>> No.9630859

>>9627460
everytime

>> No.9630860

>>9612060
that is wal-mart patented "maple!"*(tm)(r) brand flavored corn syrup, a traditional american staple
Note the Hawaiian pizza. That ain't no fucking Canadian.

>> No.9630862

>>9619778
>>9620661
He's literally just describing a sandwich, what the fuck

>> No.9630908
File: 17 KB, 300x250, C6eAGDwhCk-4.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
9630908

>>9629748
The crab is crying.

>> No.9630927

>>9630315
So you're just supposed to drink it with shards of broken class inside?

>> No.9631164

>>9619507
Because you're a poorfag

>> No.9631211

>>9612523
>jacques-le-merde
>Jacques the Shit

So, I take it that video was supposed to be a satire of the frou-frou stuff out there.

>> No.9631265

>>9630140
>carrot tartare
minces a carrot
My God. My sides.

>> No.9631321

>>9630927
erm, that's ice. It's an elaborate ice cube.

>> No.9631339

>>9630230
I swear that's like fuckin' witch craft to me.

>> No.9631354

>>9612255
COOL WHIP

Why the fuck would you call it that, when it's just whipped cream

>> No.9631358

>>9631354
Cool Whip is not whipped cream, same way Miracle Whip is not mayonnaise.

>> No.9631362

>>9630312
That's a Jack vid, isn't it?

>> No.9631382

>>9630596
>20 dollar minimum
Try higher

>> No.9631483

>>9630156
this makes me miss the heavy cleaver i had back home, i miss cooking since im at Uni now, senpai

>> No.9631521

>>9620923
No, people who murder other people and eat their corpses are some of the most vile, disgusting humans you could ever encounter. Stop being such a faggot.

>> No.9631549

>>9612414
The 'clever deconstruction of food plating' videos where they plate a torn up Big Mac have become more fucking banal than the thing they're mocking.

There are hundreds of videos making this exact joke for over a decade now, and people just keep fucking making them.

>> No.9631562

>>9622061
>Dig in!

>> No.9631564

>>9631362
The meat and camerawork are both too good for it to be Jack.

>> No.9631611

>>9630302
I got hard at the end

>> No.9631837

>>9629748
Are we the bad guys?

>> No.9631995

>>9631837
oh definitely fám

>> No.9632024

>>9630908
Is that why the ocean is so salty?

>> No.9632089

>>9630213
me too

i can almost hear him speaking

time to binge some jacques

>> No.9632092

>>9630174
thats fucking impressive

>> No.9632098

>>9630230
after seeing this a bit ago, i've actually used that technique to spread stuff evenly over a baking sheet, fucking chinks and their superior math skills

>> No.9632107

>>9626538
No you would because you wouldn't even get in you poor fucking cuck

>> No.9632310

>>9630156
Does it ever blow your minds that we cut up corpses on corpses?

>> No.9632334

>>9631211
go deeper. Jacques = Jack
the name is supposed to be Jack Shit

>> No.9632335

>>9630344
Why not eat it raw you fucking animal.

>> No.9632407

>>9630860
Hawaiian pizza was invented in Canada, bud.

>> No.9632411

>>9632407
Then why isn't it called Canadian Pizza? Check and m8.

>> No.9632432

>>9632411
Most pizza places in Canada call "meatlovers pizza" a "Canadian pizza".

>> No.9632902

>>9630039
Webm thread are the humor thread of /ck/.
If you don't like the condition then please post webms instead of bitching, fu/ck/er.

>> No.9633477

>>9630316
Based channel.
Vast majority of his ingredients and recipes are vegan nonsense but he knows how to cook and his presentation is top notch.

>> No.9633720
File: 2.57 MB, 320x568, Sushi.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
9633720

>> No.9633972
File: 229 KB, 627x720, 1508166061545.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
9633972

>>9612060
i can feel my kidneys shutting down

>> No.9633978

>>9619495
too much oil

>> No.9633993

>>9621836
>>9622224
That's what she said.

>> No.9634021

>>9630239
>cheap commercial bread

I hate this meme

>> No.9634114

>>9619495
It'll be fun idea for a kids family restaurant.

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