ITT: Trigger /ck/ with one image. Bonus points if it's actually legit and not parody/satire/photoshop

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Anonymous Tue Oct 31 14:08:56 2017 No.9626431 [Reply] [Original]

ITT: Trigger /ck/ with one image.
Bonus points if it's actually legit and not parody/satire/photoshop

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 14:11:26 2017 No.9626440 ckwithoutjunkfoodthreads.jpg

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 14:40:43 2017 No.9626548 >>9626440 >ugh can people just not like talk about things I don't like literally ugh

Anonymous Tue Oct 31 14:43:21 2017 No.9626561

>>9626440

Why were you under the impression that less than 70% of /ck/ works at fast food chains and cheap corporate chain diners and restaurants?

Because I have a news flash for you, AT LEAST 70% of /ck/ works at fast food chains and cheap corporate chain diners and restaurants. If you want actual chefs and cooks to respond to your threads, this really isn't the right place.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 14:45:38 2017 No.9626569 >>9626440 I feel this. /ck/ got too big for it's own good. The barrier for entry to make successful threads here is too low since literally everyone eats food. First it was /v/ and now it's /ck/ that's getting the /b/ run-off.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 14:50:32 2017 No.9626589 File: 2.87 MB, 640x360, women chefs.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 14:53:03 2017 No.9626597 >>9626589 Thank you Anon tyvm Dog is wondering why I just laughed then cried then couldn't breathe

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 15:03:19 2017 No.9626642 >>9626589 >Maybe if I just hit the thing enough something will happen. Who cares about fingers lol.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 15:06:11 2017 No.9626658 File: 2.67 MB, 3036x4048, IMG_20171029_215141.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9626431 A steak at any level of doneness

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 15:08:02 2017 No.9626666 >>9626589 I thought I was watching a clip from live leak for a second

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 15:08:14 2017 No.9626668 >>9626658 tell me about the steak, why does it have cheerios on it?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 15:09:32 2017 No.9626673 >>9626658 The most triggering thing about that picture is the ocean of garlic they crammed on it. Jesus flying fuck why would you do that to a poor steak.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 15:09:45 2017 No.9626675 File: 298 KB, 1400x933, orange sauce.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9626658 want some pumpkin spice sauce on that bro?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 15:09:59 2017 No.9626676 >>9626668 Never seen garlic before, anon?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 15:10:23 2017 No.9626679 >>9626658 It's fucking RAW

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 15:10:24 2017 No.9626680 >>9626668 Garlic sliced thin and cooked golden brown in olive oil and rendered ribeye fat. Delish and fast garnish for a steak.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 15:10:58 2017 No.9626683 File: 2.61 MB, 640x800, pumpkin.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9626675 We pumpkin spice now?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 15:11:16 2017 No.9626686 >>9626668 If I removed the cheerios, would the steak be ruined?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 15:11:27 2017 No.9626687 >>9626668 >>9626673 >>9626675 >>9626679 Welp I win the thread.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 15:13:32 2017 No.9626699 >>9626658 How many times are you going to post this image you fucking sperg

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 15:15:08 2017 No.9626705 >>9626699 KEK

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 15:15:54 2017 No.9626711 >>9626658 >completely raw fat in the center Consider me triggered

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 15:17:19 2017 No.9626722 >>9626699 Lol as many times as it's relevant.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 15:18:30 2017 No.9626729 I'm pretty sure I just won this thread. See if you can sit through all of it without gouging your eyeballs out. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sF52j65tp-I

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 15:24:49 2017 No.9626758 >>9626729 >that's a lot of mayo >ten pounds of bacon >burgers uneven as fuck >eh, a tiny sprinkle of cheese will do >lets also pour fries on it so everything turns into a soggy pile >more mayo triggered

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 15:27:13 2017 No.9626765 >>9626758 That's not bacon, it's doner kebab. Where that makes it better or worse is up to you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 15:28:43 2017 No.9626772 >>9626729 >>9626758 >>9626765 And the real problem, just imagine the fucking diarrhea after taking a bite of the monstrosity. I wouldn't go near the toilet in that establishment with a ten foot pole.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 15:33:57 2017 No.9626789 File: 1.50 MB, 2560x1440, 20171031_153056.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9626431 Wait, what's wrong with my cutting board?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 15:36:34 2017 No.9626800 >>9626789 Even if you use it as a decoration, you still paid $45 for what's unironically a 15 inch piece of waxed wood.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 15:39:15 2017 No.9626812 >>9626431 what purpose does the UP part serve? its not like you can actually use it to cut anything, is it just to make Michiganfags feel better?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 15:39:57 2017 No.9626814 File: 2.94 MB, 426x426, Bacon Cheeseburger.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9626729 Surely that's just a disgusting fatty calzone?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 15:41:07 2017 No.9626817 File: 2.99 MB, 640x360, Eleven Madison Park.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9626431 >ITT: Trigger /ck/ with one image.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 15:43:12 2017 No.9626822 File: 188 KB, 2000x2000, its healthy bro.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Tue Oct 31 15:51:58 2017 No.9626841

>>9626800
Ah, ok. Gotcha. In my defense I didn't buy it, I got it as a gift.
>>9626812
I just have mine hung up in the kitchen for decoration. I also have the lower peninsula that I keep in my RV because it's actually somewhat useful and doesn't take up as much cabinet space as my other cutting boards. It's nice to use when I'm out doing Pure Michigan shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 15:53:59 2017 No.9626846 >image >half the posts are videos

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 15:55:42 2017 No.9626856 File: 1.14 MB, 400x400, Avocado Sandwich.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9626846 >triggering thread >admit you're triggered by webms >don't expect to be deluged with webms oh anon

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 16:06:22 2017 No.9626895 >>9626856 I'd imagine more avocado is going to end up on your fingers than in your mouth.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 16:16:47 2017 No.9626951 >>9626789 hello my yooper friend

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 16:25:34 2017 No.9626998 >>9626729 i have that bad feeling that this guy is actually proud for doing this

>>	chop Tue Oct 31 16:39:59 2017 No.9627052 File: 115 KB, 621x504, plates.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 16:42:30 2017 No.9627061 >>9627052 fuck, got me

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 16:46:15 2017 No.9627074 >>9627052 What do they normally serve their meals on?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 16:47:22 2017 No.9627078 File: 371 KB, 600x304, Breakfast Shovel.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9627074 could be anything

>>	chop Tue Oct 31 16:52:37 2017 No.9627099 File: 218 KB, 1024x1365, pan.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9627074 Something else I guess.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 16:56:40 2017 No.9627118 File: 79 KB, 1080x1080, glass shoe.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9627074 idk

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 16:58:50 2017 No.9627131 File: 58 KB, 540x960, 1470085801022.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 16:59:03 2017 No.9627133 >>9627118 The really triggering thing about that picture is that somewhere, right now, some poor schmuck ordered tater tots and only received four of them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 16:59:59 2017 No.9627137 File: 199 KB, 900x1200, brewdog ipa.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 17:02:16 2017 No.9627143 >>9627137 that beer was born in the wrong generation

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 17:02:41 2017 No.9627145 File: 170 KB, 600x591, 1499500168976.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9627133 it's from one of Jose Andres' restaurants. I think it's Jaleo in DC

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 17:05:18 2017 No.9627161 File: 121 KB, 650x797, $.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9627074 Depends on the day in question

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 17:05:35 2017 No.9627164 >>9627137 Considering that the brewery is called "Arrogant Brewing" and their beer "Arrogant Bastard" and their entire marketing revolves around shit like that, I'm pretty sure it's a deliberate attempt at industry satire that's meant to be humorous.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 17:05:56 2017 No.9627168 File: 54 KB, 478x735, jaleo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9627133 they are croquettes de pollo not tots you philistine

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 17:07:52 2017 No.9627175 >>9627164 I have heard stories of interviewees there getting the same treatment so I'm not so sure senpai. They really do think they are punk rock or something and I've known people like this so it's not a stretch for me

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 17:12:12 2017 No.9627197 >>9627168 Fine, they're chicken nuggets, that doesn't excuse serving the customer only four.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 17:15:26 2017 No.9627215 >>9627164 You don't fucking say

>>	chop Tue Oct 31 18:30:10 2017 No.9627449 File: 177 KB, 880x853, jack1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9627145 I've seen that guy before...

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 18:31:58 2017 No.9627459 >>9627197 there's more deep down in the shoe

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 18:51:07 2017 No.9627521 >>9627459 No there aren't. It's a see through shoe, the grease paper is a cone that ends at the heel.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 18:51:44 2017 No.9627523 File: 195 KB, 1600x1200, 1319660703353.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9626431

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 18:53:17 2017 No.9627531 >>9626431 UP is rightfully Wisconsin territory, give it back or we will take it back

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 18:54:49 2017 No.9627537 File: 1.67 MB, 1936x2592, 1302908375244.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9626431 pic my fridge

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 18:56:23 2017 No.9627543 File: 1.73 MB, 2880x2160, 1486365272949.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9626431 friends' fridge

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 18:58:56 2017 No.9627555 File: 194 KB, 1188x1584, 1497890406422.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9626431 final other friends fridge

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 19:13:35 2017 No.9627617 >>9626817 carrit tar tar

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 19:19:06 2017 No.9627641 File: 95 KB, 719x1280, 5b49f388-9dd0-4d31-bff9-f0ea418e6ecd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is unironically my dinner.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 19:25:16 2017 No.9627677 >>9627641 are those grapes or poorly-photographed olives?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 19:27:49 2017 No.9627682 File: 115 KB, 702x391, 1232062943137.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9627555 >hammer

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 19:30:07 2017 No.9627688 File: 60 KB, 431x767, lp3ZNQhqd7F1evY1awNQX8C2ivXlyV0yVl0kBlteZs.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 19:32:21 2017 No.9627695 >>9626440 unironically this

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 19:38:17 2017 No.9627719 File: 3.18 MB, 3016x4032, IMG_20171101_093642.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 19:39:55 2017 No.9627727 >>9627074 Normally I wouldn't do this, but check out reddit's /r/wewantplates It's fucking hilarious

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 19:41:13 2017 No.9627734 >>9627677 Olives. It tastes like shit, i poored the olive liquid all over the eggs. Never again.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 19:50:39 2017 No.9627785 >>9627719 Fuck yeah, I got the two bacon deluxes for lunch at work yesterday, heavy pickles, add mustard, that's living.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 20:01:16 2017 No.9627835 >>9627727 wew its ridiculous. i haven't been to any fine dining or super hipster places for a few years, did not know this trend was this bad

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 20:10:08 2017 No.9627889 >>9627543 >refrigerating a sweater i should actually try this. i've heard of people who refrigerate their diapers and they say its a very refreshing thing when they change and its all cold

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 20:15:26 2017 No.9627917 >>9627641 I like eggs and green olives too. Where you from anon? Maybe it's a cultural thing.

Anonymous Tue Oct 31 20:15:27 2017 No.9627918
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this sandwich thing is an instant classic

>>9626589
>the woman in blue's constant look of unease
lol

2bh i dont know how to break open a coconut either. i'd probably just smack it with a hammer like a cave man. id be wary of using a knife on it for fear of cutting myself, and punching it with an awl seems like it'd just make a clean hole but not crack it

Anonymous Tue Oct 31 20:17:51 2017 No.9627927

>>9626683
shit like this unironically appearing in my feed from time to time is why i dont use facebook anymore. everything from the title card and videography style to the font choices is just so aggressively tryhard hip clickbait trash, to the point where it being about serving a hot dog with whipped cream on it isnt even the most offensive bit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 20:19:12 2017 No.9627934 >>9626856 millenial food aside, that knife handling is fucking spooky. "avocado hand" is a real thing that clogs up man an ER

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 20:21:18 2017 No.9627944 >>9627727 i entered the url wrong and found this by accident http://wewantplates.com/ seems gud for anyone who is actually triggered by reddit and would prefer the more curated experience of a blog.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 20:23:07 2017 No.9627956 >>9626856 Use a spoon you fuck

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 20:23:45 2017 No.9627961 >>9627889 why would you take advice from anyone who wears diapers for fun?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 20:25:15 2017 No.9627968 >>9627131 >sea bass >no chili TRIGGERED

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 20:26:08 2017 No.9627975 >>9627961 they're apparently enough of a functional human being to have the cash to indulge a fetish based on something expensive and disposable

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 20:29:33 2017 No.9627991 >>9627975 there are people who drop thousands of dollars on fursuits that they plaster with sperm, and they are in no way functional human beings beyond being retarded enough to get disabilitybux to fund their insanity

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 20:30:43 2017 No.9627998 >>9627991 what about that korean surgeon who commissions all the falco and fox macro art that nigga must be doing something right to afford all that garbage

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 20:32:32 2017 No.9628008 >>9626561 I'm probably the closest thing to a real cook/chef on /ck/, I work at an upscale retirement community. All of our cooks go to school, I didn't but learned from the best. Speak now if you are for real.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 20:33:37 2017 No.9628010 >>9626548 Sounds like you got triggered and he didn't even have to post an image

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 20:39:40 2017 No.9628036 File: 43 KB, 1138x873, 1384657676366.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9627175 Maybe they're just really committed to the bit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 21:36:27 2017 No.9628333 >>9626569 >all my favorite boards on 4chan are shitty because of /b/ Ever think that maybe 4chan is just shity?

Anonymous Tue Oct 31 21:45:15 2017 No.9628369

>>9628036
Aside from the memery, this sounds like a shit job

>we want you to do literally fucking everything for us for very little money
>who cares if some of these disciplines are only barely fucking connected
>don't expect any professionalism

Corporate douchebaggery is shit but come off it m8

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 21:45:19 2017 No.9628370 >>9627137 if rick and morty was a drink

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 21:49:51 2017 No.9628393 >>9628036 >We'll work your behind off yet this is not a $50+k position Implying that's a lot >The Rogue Nation is always on the lookout for hardcore unemployables Prepare to have all your electronics stolen

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 22:17:19 2017 No.9628564 >>9627537 I like your post anon

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 22:22:13 2017 No.9628581 >>9627555 >chilled toilet paper they should make mini-fridges for putting next to toilets

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 22:23:48 2017 No.9628585 >>9627998 a-any examples that are postable?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 22:40:29 2017 No.9628645 >>9627531 Your forefathers sold it. No takey-backies.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 22:52:21 2017 No.9628681 >>9626431 I want a California one, just so I can break it and burn it. I hate california and californians

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 22:58:56 2017 No.9628711 >>9627543 wouldn't moisture fuck up the paper in those books?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 23:03:59 2017 No.9628728 >>9627164 Actually that's brewdog

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 23:06:12 2017 No.9628737 >>9626729 Why is an English kid wearing a Packer's jersey?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 23:14:50 2017 No.9628766 >>9628681 you're so jealous that we have everything lmao. come find me in los angeles buddy i'll buy you a drink and some tendies.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 23:19:10 2017 No.9628788 >>9628728 And Arrogant Bastard is Stone. That post is all kinds of retarded.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 23:24:39 2017 No.9628807 File: 74 KB, 800x477, massacre.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 23:38:37 2017 No.9628845 >>9626589 This is why you need a hatchet in the kitchen.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 23:40:09 2017 No.9628849 >>9627537 >the ps3 games Helps the console run cold.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 23:41:52 2017 No.9628854 >>9628711 Is your refrigerator moist, anon? It shouldn't be.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 23:57:58 2017 No.9628890 can someone repost the photo i took of that restaurant whose menu mentioned something about a $1.50 plate splitting fee? lost the SD card it was on but figured it would be perfect for this thread

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 00:08:58 2017 No.9628926 >>9626589 since you brought it up, when you don't have a pre-scored coconut or a hammer and chisel, what is the safe and effective way to break one of these open?

>>	Anonymous̩ Wed Nov 1 00:11:40 2017 No.9628938 >>9627927 at the end it says "well don't", so I'm pretty sure it's a joke if it makes you mad, by the rules of 4chan, that makes it a better joke

>>	Anonymous̩ Wed Nov 1 00:13:37 2017 No.9628947 >>9626812 without it it's not really a Michigan cutting board (set), it's a Lower Peninsula cutting board t. LP citizen who respects the UP and its culture

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 00:16:03 2017 No.9628958 File: 198 KB, 1200x1255, New_Glarus_Cherry_Stout.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9628036 Wtf? All that for <50k? Wow. In Portland? What a shit job. I feel for the sad hipster or unemployed side that gets that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 00:20:58 2017 No.9628977 >>9628926 screwdriver and mallet or drill a hole into two of the eyes with a drill, drain the water bake them for 15 min at 375, it will crack on its own

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 00:45:25 2017 No.9629088 >>9628947 The UP is a nice place to go camping but Is never want to live there. Also everyone has that god awful accent.

Anonymous Wed Nov 1 01:01:12 2017 No.9629137

>>9628036
>IT department just makes a shitty notepad tier application to put on craigslist instead of putting the actual work involved to make a professional looking application and just linking to the document

You know, it makes sense in a strange way.

Anonymous Wed Nov 1 02:23:20 2017 No.9629356

>>9629137
And you know that it's run by two best friends and their collective friends who do nothing and will blame you when shit doesn't get done, and if you try to call them out on it you'll get fired for "not fitting in to their unique environment". I've dealt with too many startups that are all the same.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 04:29:48 2017 No.9629555 File: 364 KB, 880x606, IMG_20171029_215141-1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9626658

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 04:43:48 2017 No.9629582 >>9626589 >Bonus points if it's actually legit and not parody/satire

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 05:45:25 2017 No.9629697 >>9626817 the 'milk and honey' got an eyebrow raise

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 06:02:31 2017 No.9629726 >>9628958 Better than living in flyover country desu

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 06:12:03 2017 No.9629751 >>9627537 thumbnail makes it look like there is a toy clown sitting on the shelf.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 06:20:54 2017 No.9629766 File: 2.89 MB, 640x352, cans-are-hard.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9629582 It's actually legit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 06:33:40 2017 No.9629788 >>9626686 It would be extremely distasteful.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 08:01:30 2017 No.9629922 >>9626589 Jesus christ, why didn't they stop her? There were so many times I was sure she was going to lose her thumb.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 08:08:00 2017 No.9629942 >>9629751 holy shit

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 08:19:42 2017 No.9629963 >>9626675 Holy fug. Sauce on recipe for sauce?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 08:44:37 2017 No.9630018 >>9629356 Pretty much this. They don't want to spend the money for actual launching, and think it's fine to not pay people what they're worth.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 08:46:43 2017 No.9630021 >>9629766 Why aren't they using the proper tools? Jesus, is there no can opener?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 08:46:54 2017 No.9630022 >>9628958 That beer looks tasty. Am I supposed to be triggered?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 08:52:15 2017 No.9630031 >>9626589 That pineapple is unripe as fuck. And what show is this and what is it's premise? It seems like a bunch of snarky British people just want to make fun of someone's inadequacies in the kitchen so they give them extra retarded shit to do.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 10:47:10 2017 No.9630402 >>9628711 Refrigerators work by removing all the humidity from the air, it's why you should seal any food you want to remain moist.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 11:28:10 2017 No.9630509 >>9626789 Please center that painting with the cutting board. It's literally the only thing triggering me in this thread.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 11:32:06 2017 No.9630525 File: 81 KB, 360x480, 1429296873285.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9627099 >that dirty hand broom

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 11:41:10 2017 No.9630561 >>9628036 This triggered me more than anything in this thread

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 11:48:29 2017 No.9630585 >>9627555 Thank you for these anon I laughed my ass off in the library.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 11:49:06 2017 No.9630588 File: 693 KB, 603x601, 8kfl23ohzcvz.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9627727 What the fuck...

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 12:35:57 2017 No.9630733 >>9627968 >spared no expense >no chili in sea bass same

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 12:42:36 2017 No.9630753 >>9630509 That's not a painting. it's a glass cutting board.

>>	chop Wed Nov 1 12:46:30 2017 No.9630766 >>9628926 Whack it with the back of a heavy knife or cleaver over and over going around the "equator" and it'll eventually split gorgeously into two halves. So they actually got it right in the end.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 12:49:41 2017 No.9630778 File: 353 KB, 2400x2076, how-to-open-a-coconut.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9630766 this. it's amazing how effective it works. You don't even need to hit it very hard. Just few taps and it will split right open.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 13:20:22 2017 No.9630879 >>9626729 americans do gluttony so much better than euros

Anonymous Wed Nov 1 13:42:08 2017 No.9630950
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>>9626822
God this reminds me of one time having dinner at my folks and my mom said she got a nice big filet of salmon. Then preceded to take that out and say to me with a straight face it’s just as good as being done in a pan. After literally everyone has complained it turned the fish dry and flavorless she’s finally stopped trying to shill it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 13:48:55 2017 No.9630964 >>9630879 That restaurant is Pasha Takeaway in the UK

Anonymous Wed Nov 1 14:43:47 2017 No.9631118
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>>9627727
One can observe multiple layers of stupid shit on that subreddit.
There's stuff that only looks stupid but works fine. (e.g. menstruation munchies)
There's stuff that's impractical but can be worked around. (bullshit like a pan on a cuttingboard)
There's stuff that's obviously a joke. (that bloody-mary)
There's shit that makes you think "how am I supposed to eat (on) this". (like those stupidly deep pots or a fucking ipad plate)
There's shit that's actually impossible to eat without dropping half of it. (most of the deserts)

And THEN. Then there's shit like pic related

There used to be pic of a lettuce plant, dirt and all being served with a pair of garden scissors but I can't find it anymore.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 14:47:06 2017 No.9631131 >>9631118 So they just burn the shit out of the eggs and throw you the pan? Awesome.

Anonymous Wed Nov 1 15:03:25 2017 No.9631193

>>9626561
>>9626548
I didn't expect it to trigger anyone desu but there it is
Frankly I have no idea what the occupation of the average ck is, but I wouldn't be surprised if it is indeed working in fast food joints, doing the dishes, etc, at most maybe a prepper
but that's mainly because of the average age on ck which I think is under 22 easy

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 15:08:07 2017 No.9631213 >>9631193 19 here desu, got bored of lurking /g/ and came here recently but I mostly take interest in homemade cooking as that's what I do as a poorfag student living off parents' money

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 15:11:41 2017 No.9631222 >>9626772 >I wouldn't go near the toilet in that establishment with a ten foot pole. Why would anyone? Such an absurd thing to say.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 15:30:38 2017 No.9631281 >>9626683 OP said real shit, not satire.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 15:43:15 2017 No.9631332 >>9626951 There are dozens of us. DOZENS.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 15:45:29 2017 No.9631340 >>9628958 This ad was posted years ago before Portland started to boom. Even then, couldn't pay me enough to do that fucking job

Anonymous Wed Nov 1 16:00:46 2017 No.9631370

>>9631213
I mean I can't fault you for your age, just saying that if the average age is around the student age, then it's no surprise that a lot of people here have student-like jobs

People getting all high and mighty when they hear others here work in fast food joints and such is idiotic, because those are mainly young people who haven't even finished their education

And that also lowers the chance that they're living in their own place with a separate kitchen, since they most likely wouldn't be able to pay for it with student salaries. So then you're forced to have the according diet which is usually shit

There you have it, my socioeconomic essay of /ck/

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 17:06:34 2017 No.9631593 >>9631222 Neither would I, those poles don't fit in many stalls What do you need a pole for while shitting anyway?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 17:26:05 2017 No.9631677 >>9630022 Some people get really triggered over fruits in beers. Those people are faggots.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 17:56:13 2017 No.9631798 File: 1.83 MB, 929x1211, 1433841708040.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9629356 Pretty much. >>9630561 Have some more.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 18:02:22 2017 No.9631819 >>9631798 Wtf I love AnCap Breweries now!

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 18:05:30 2017 No.9631828 >>9626817 what's wrong with this obviously it's a little silly, but is it silly in a different manner than any other 3 michelin star restaurant? is carrot tartar that much more ridiculous than the shit rene redzepi or heston blumenthal come up with?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 18:15:55 2017 No.9631867 >>9627161 Is this place classified as a buffet, because it is shelf-serve?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 18:48:07 2017 No.9632025 >>9627137 tfw too intelligent to make good beer

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 19:15:41 2017 No.9632144 >>9626729 I'd try it

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 20:07:16 2017 No.9632344 File: 122 KB, 1500x1292, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9631867

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 20:26:32 2017 No.9632417 >>9626789 The UP belongs to Canada, you cuck.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 20:27:57 2017 No.9632424 >>9629788 >>9629788 >>9629788 >>9629788

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 21:04:05 2017 No.9632565 >>9626431 I want the great lakes to overflow and kill us.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 21:50:46 2017 No.9632734 >>9626856 the part i hated about that was the egg dripping in the end nothing i hate more than spilled yolk

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 21:56:01 2017 No.9632760 File: 1.15 MB, 2560x1600, 20160905_213240.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I enjoy snacking on onion and mustard sometimes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 21:59:40 2017 No.9632775 >>9627537 can i have your pokemon when youre done with it? i lost my platinum and have only played on emu since

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 21:59:57 2017 No.9632776 File: 283 KB, 759x714, wax2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9632760 please take care of yourself anon

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 22:02:51 2017 No.9632788 >>9626683 >But isn't toasted >But isn't even buttered Do Americans really do this?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 22:04:49 2017 No.9632800 >>9627555 the hammer is nice because it does not overheat when being used

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 22:07:43 2017 No.9632811 >>9626814 >Mozzarella >Yellow How and why are Americans so bad at everything?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 22:09:38 2017 No.9632816 File: 1.84 MB, 1726x1491, 20170420_222848.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9626729 This looks good as fuck. I'd get on that with a couple(2) friends

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 22:13:42 2017 No.9632837 >>9632776 Definitely! Same to you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 22:16:02 2017 No.9632844 >>9632811 it's just the white balance

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 2 00:02:08 2017 No.9633245 >>9632788 >buttering hot dogs someone needs to put a stop to britbongs

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 2 00:13:26 2017 No.9633302 File: 114 KB, 640x480, choc%20-%20unethical.jpg?_&d2lSessionVal=J8IIH6Z8eXkbZu3QFjgbHsHXw.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 2 00:47:26 2017 No.9633489 File: 903 KB, 620x1693, 1498014169007.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 2 01:28:55 2017 No.9633637 File: 26 KB, 500x254, 13686407.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9632788 >Euros call them butts instead of buns

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 2 01:31:14 2017 No.9633645 >>9633302 this would be funny if the gluten thing didnt have the potential to put some unsuspecting asshole in the hospital

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 2 01:46:22 2017 No.9633712 >>9632788 >Buttering your hot dog bun Jesus christ are Euros really this fat?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 2 01:56:26 2017 No.9633743 >>9633302 >made in a facility that processes wheat, milk, eggs, soy, peanuts tree nuts, seeds, lunber and shellfish wew almost anyone with an allergy is going to have a problem

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 2 02:05:50 2017 No.9633779 >>9626431 >board butter

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 2 02:22:38 2017 No.9633843 >>9627918 Is french toast a sandwich?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 2 02:52:18 2017 No.9633926 >>9633302 Can't they be sued/jailed for something like this?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 2 03:34:34 2017 No.9634017 >>9627137 Is it good at least?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 2 03:42:51 2017 No.9634035 File: 70 KB, 640x792, 1499286762664.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9627944 >diy salad

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 2 04:10:01 2017 No.9634082 >>9627727 wew ant plates!

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 2 04:10:13 2017 No.9634084 >>9632417 I don't see any mudslimes or gooks up here.....Must belong to the U.S.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 2 08:50:25 2017 No.9634728 >>9627537 Oh god it gets worse the longer you look at it

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 2 09:49:30 2017 No.9634880 >>9632760 i like to make a sandwich of those things sometimes... thinly sliced with salt n peppa yumm

Anonymous Thu Nov 2 11:04:02 2017 No.9635068

>>9627137
I didn't know Brewdog was an international thing. I went to one yesterday and had a burger. I did notice the "The Revolution Will Not Be Televised" neon sign and I thought "Wow, this place tries quite hard to prove it's not like other places" but I figured it was just the style of the one particular leftist that owns it, not that this is an actual company.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 2 11:37:57 2017 No.9635159 >>9633302 based af

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 2 11:59:41 2017 No.9635238 >>9631593 >Not having a toilet pig that needs to be stunned with a pole senpai pls

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 2 12:01:32 2017 No.9635244 >>9633302 LOL! Take that, people with potentially life-threatening food allergies!

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 2 12:30:14 2017 No.9635380 >>9633489 the only reason im triggered at that is that philly cheesesteak isnt on there

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 2 13:15:16 2017 No.9635530 >>9626789 What up MI bro

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 2 13:15:24 2017 No.9635531 >>9635380 its a chart showing different types of hot dogs, why would a cheese steak be on there?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 2 13:20:08 2017 No.9635546 >>9634082 wew lad

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 2 13:30:10 2017 No.9635587 >>9627927 >I don't know what a parody is lol >everything is super serious all the time and I am PISSED you do know it's making fun of that stuff right?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 2 13:32:28 2017 No.9635589 >>9632811 It's just bad editing, they most likely fucked up the white balance to make it look more "warm"

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 2 14:01:53 2017 No.9635678 >>9629922 it looks like a guy comes up and grabs the can

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 2 14:11:48 2017 No.9635717 >>9632775 no its mine favourite pokemon friends are on it i cannot part with them

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 2 15:22:33 2017 No.9635996 >>9627719 >>9627785 Where do you get this?in

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 2 15:37:09 2017 No.9636059 >>9631131 >throw you the pan EL YES

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 2 15:37:43 2017 No.9636063 >>9633926 You can for misleading advertising I think (Organic, gluten free at front) but at the same time they printed it on the fine print at the back.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 2 15:45:57 2017 No.9636094 >>9627164 They did a terrible job then. Deliberately snobby is still snobby.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 2 15:56:31 2017 No.9636133 >>9626729 >Aaron Rogers jersey Consider me triggered

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 2 15:58:52 2017 No.9636140 >>9626812 We didn't give up Toledo to not take the UP from Wisconsin faggot. Without it, we're just a sad little mitten.

Anonymous Thu Nov 2 16:06:49 2017 No.9636171

>>9630021
>Why aren't they using the proper tools?
Because they're retarded.
If I recall correctly, here's how the full video goes

>competition in cookery, winner gets to run or open restaurant
>shown duo is mother and daughter, neither having any cooking experience [who would've known?]
>they come up with a tropical salad, hence the coconut and pineapple
>first struggle to open coconut, as shown [not sure if they're interrupted here]
>then go for the can, which is even worse
>worried man (showhost?) interrupts them, grabs the can and inserts it into can-opening machine
>hands the mother an opened can with that you've-got-to-be-kidding look

Couldn't find the actual video, though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 2 16:11:16 2017 No.9636189 >>9629788 You're a big steak

Anonymous Thu Nov 2 16:15:40 2017 No.9636211

>>9630402
No, anon, refrigerators stay cool via a cycle of compression and expansion.

>cooling fluid is compressed, raising its temperature
>fluid is pumped to the back of fridge, where it exchanges heat with surroundings
>less heated fluid goes through expansion, lowering its temperature
>cold fluid exchanges heat with fridge interior

tldr: fridges take heat from inside and dump on outside

>>	chop Thu Nov 2 16:16:05 2017 No.9636213 >>9636171 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0bAc6mc5GM

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 2 16:21:58 2017 No.9636239 >>9636211 Correct. But the defrosting mechanism inside most fridges/freezers results in dehydration. You're correct that dehydration is not the purpose or operating principle behind a fridge, but it is a side-effect of how modern fridges are built.

Anonymous Thu Nov 2 16:40:21 2017 No.9636324

>>9626789
>>9626951
>>9628947
>>9629088
>>9631332
>>9635530
>all these MI people
There are a lot of us on this damn board and it's weird to me.

>>9626431
It's fine if you want to waste your money on something with so much lost surface area, but I wouldn't.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 2 16:52:54 2017 No.9636380 >>9633645 >gluten >life-threatening haha

Anonymous Thu Nov 2 17:01:34 2017 No.9636420
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>>9636213
Perfectly horrifying.

>>9636239
>but it is a side-effect of how modern fridges are built
Dealing with excess moisture is a necessary function for any refrigerator, even more so if it's used in an area with high humidity.

Hot humid air in the kitchen enters the fridge where it is cooled. If the temperature change is sufficiently large, moisture in the air will condense.
If the colder parts of the fridge reach freezing, then said moisture will freeze and gradually decrease energy efficiency of the fridge.
If the fridge doesn't reach freezing anywhere, you'll still have a gradually growing puddle of water somewhere.

Either is bad, and so a modern fridge has features to deal with said problems.
Obviously, the fridge can't know if the moisture is from yesterday's soup or the jungle air.
pic related, it shows how moisture, temperature and energy correlates

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 2 19:03:22 2017 No.9636862 >>9630588 I thought those were Mochi from the thumbnail

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 2 19:14:19 2017 No.9636895 >>9626658 the fat isn't even rendered. sad.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 2 19:23:52 2017 No.9636911 >>9635996 The vouchers? They just come in the mail in amongst all the catalogues.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 2 19:27:34 2017 No.9636929 >>9633843 no, french toast is an infusion.

Anonymous Thu Nov 2 19:32:11 2017 No.9636946

>>9633302
>>9633645
>>9633743
>>9633926
>>9635159
>>9635244
my sister has actual celiac and while its not life threatening she basically has the same reaction lactose intolerant people do to milk products i.e. she shits real bad and sustained eating of the thing in question will cause more chronic gastro issues

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 2 19:38:01 2017 No.9636974 >>9628036 Fucking hell, and yet they charge +$16 for a fucking 24oz beer? This made me lose a lot of respect for them

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 2 19:43:14 2017 No.9636988 >>9631798 it's amazing that america hasn't had a peasant revolt yet even canada is getting to be this bad

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 2 19:57:20 2017 No.9637028 File: 46 KB, 498x365, Nutella Stuffed French Toast.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9633843 >>9636929 WRONG WRONG

Anonymous Thu Nov 2 19:59:32 2017 No.9637036
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>>9627164
No, that's what IPAfags are actually like. Tasteless fucking halfwits who think drinking beer made out of DME makes them unique and special. Wanna crush one psychologically? Ask the faggot what makes an ale pale.

>the answer is pale malt

Anonymous Thu Nov 2 20:17:37 2017 No.9637098

>>9636380
some people are more sensitive to gluten. A LOT more

granted people who are actually allergic to gluten check over their food thoroughly, all it takes is one slip

It would be really shit if they saw GLUTEN-FREE in bold on the front, didnt feel the need to doublecheck the back since its so prominent on the front and then it just so happens there's a light wheat dusting on the brownie that closes their throat up. Like I get the frustration of the manufacturer but also wouldn't feel bad about them getting sued over it either.

Anonymous Thu Nov 2 20:36:02 2017 No.9637184

>>9637098
I know 2 others who are gluten free. They always check the ingredients, regardless of if it says GF on the front, because of shit like this. I've also seen items that were labeled GF and then recalled because they were not actually GF (this was at Trader Joes).

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 2 21:01:50 2017 No.9637294 >>9626683 That's just funny >>9628036 I'd say this is fake, but do sitting it's Portland. Triggered

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 2 21:08:44 2017 No.9637314 >>9626729 I would

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 2 22:20:05 2017 No.9637632 >>9627131 Why is the receipt in English if it's Japanese?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 2 22:31:42 2017 No.9637679 >>9637632 UTF-8 standardization

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 2 22:33:11 2017 No.9637684 >>9637679 That would just force it to be in Romanji, It can be in Japanese using English characters,

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 2 22:39:57 2017 No.9637713 >>9632760 I don't know what to believe, you're eating onions, you're spotting dimes, I don't know what the hell is goin on

Anonymous Thu Nov 2 22:47:36 2017 No.9637762

>>9628008
Greetings fellow luxury retirement cook. Community college culinary dropout here. Staffing shortage of individuals with healthcare experience got me moved from garde manger on the line to a position in memory care that is cozy as fuck. By any chance do you work in the booming SW US retirement industry?

fuck, just realized how old this thread is

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 2 22:47:39 2017 No.9637763 File: 31 KB, 442x304, smug 4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9628036 >all of which are banned by our dress code--or would be if we had one

Anonymous Thu Nov 2 23:06:19 2017 No.9637837

>>9637684
>That would just force it to be in Romanji,
no it wouldnt; japanese text is complete garbage when directly translated in terms position in character sheets. it was actually a huge problem in like 2005 or 2010 or something -- chinese and japanese kanji didn't line up correctly despite being literally the same kanji (i.e. the same one character occupied different spaces in the big chart, and the same chart position had different characters depending on the character set despite the character sets being identical and just not standardized) and made a lot of web pages unreadable depending on what font was used to render them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 2 23:07:23 2017 No.9637842 >>9637837 Romanji is "A B C D E F G..." etc

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 2 23:09:27 2017 No.9637849 >>9637098 >closes their throat up gluten intolerance and celiacs disease causes intestinal backup

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 2 23:12:17 2017 No.9637859 >>9637842 >Romanji is >"A B C D E F G..." etc literally incorrect and you have no idea how japanese script works nor any idea of how kanji work nor any idea of how text processing works kys you self

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 2 23:17:17 2017 No.9637874 >>9637859 I think you mean to say "literally correct" Romaji is the word Romaji, written in Romaji, ロマジ is it in Katakana, ろまじ is it in Hiragana, I never mentioned Kanji. I was asking why the receipt was in English, not why is it in latin characters.

Anonymous Thu Nov 2 23:33:46 2017 No.9637959

>>9637874
>I was asking why the receipt was in English, not why is it in latin characters.
and i told you why, its because of character set standardization, and "lol just switch it 2 japaness :^)" does not work because the positions of characters in japanese do not line up with their western equivalents mostly because things like "Ka" are one character in japanese and two in english, and Pyo" is two in japanese and three in english.

death to america. it's clearly a nation of complete retards who don't understand anything about anything.

Anonymous Thu Nov 2 23:46:21 2017 No.9638002 [DELETED]

>>9637959
I don't think you understand what Romaji is, anon. "ka" is the romaji of the kana "カ" (katakana) or "か" (kiragana). The romaji one uses 1-byte latin characters to refer to the 2-byte kana.

Because romaji uses 1-byte latin characters, it is 100% compatible with any other English standard. The fact that you don't understand this is your problem, not anyone else's, and certainly not America's.

FYI, I am not the anon you responded to, and I am not American. You're simply retarded.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 2 23:47:18 2017 No.9638006 >>9638002 >I don't think you understand what Romaji is, anon. I don't think you understand how printers or typesetting work.

Anonymous Thu Nov 2 23:47:48 2017 No.9638009

>>9637959
I don't think you understand what Romaji is, anon. "ka" is the romaji of the kana "カ" (katakana) or "か" (kiragana). The romaji one uses 1-byte latin characters to refer to the 2-byte kana.

Because romaji uses 1-byte latin characters, it is 100% compatible with any other English standard. The fact that you don't understand this is your problem, not anyone else's, and certainly not America's.

FYI, I am not the anon you responded to, and I am not American. You're simply retarded.

Anonymous Thu Nov 2 23:51:04 2017 No.9638025

>>9638009
Wow I fucked that up twice. Better kill myself.

>>9638006
You're arguing on a flawed premise, though. "ka" is two characters in Romaji, and two characters in English, because they are written in the same character set. "カ" is one two-byte character in Japanese, but nobody was discussing writing it in a different character set. I genuinely do not understand what you find difficult about this.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 2 23:51:42 2017 No.9638028 >>9638009 Just posting to say that this is right and the other guy is, indeed, retarded.

Anonymous Thu Nov 2 23:54:27 2017 No.9638040

>>9638025
>in Romaji,
"Romaji" is not a thing, they are roman characters you stupid fucking weeb and they exist in an entirely different space from japanese characters. text data cannot be 1:1 translated between japanese and roman characters, and because of east asian stubbornness in resisting standardization, not even 1:1 translation between different fonts is possible at times. You are a retard, a weeb american, and I can only hope for your swift death.

btw, nice deletion you dumb faggot. >>9638002

Anonymous Thu Nov 2 23:57:18 2017 No.9638047

>>9638040
Romaji is a thing, but I'm sorry that you don't understand that. Go back to your containment board with the rest of the weebs who think they're somehow elevated above other weebs; maybe if you scrape enough money you'll be able to actually visit Weeaboo Prime and see for yourself that 11s do, indeed, use romaji (albeit mostly to make signs seem foreign and interesting).

PS, I referred to it myself here >>9638025; shame your reading skills are as poor as your ego is inflated.

PPS, once more I am not American. Why on earth are you so obsessed with America?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 2 23:57:42 2017 No.9638050 >>9626683 How she just dunks it in the drink without hesitating and without an ounce of care for not making a fucking mess is the funniest part

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 3 00:00:45 2017 No.9638068 >>9628938 >at the end it says "well don't", so I'm pretty sure it's a joke poes law and all. without that bit i didnt know it was a joke

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 3 00:01:09 2017 No.9638074 >>9626676 He's definitely seen burnt garlic. The type that sticks to your fucking teeth. GOD DAMMIT DONT PUT GARLIC IN A PAN HOT ENOUGH TO SEAR STEAK RRRREEEEEEEEEEEE

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 3 00:07:19 2017 No.9638108 >>9627918 >sandwich anarchy Lol'd

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 3 00:28:11 2017 No.9638186 >>9626668 lol

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 3 01:00:06 2017 No.9638300 >>9629766 What show is this?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 3 01:14:47 2017 No.9638367 File: 37 KB, 600x400, cc2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9627537 >Dragon Age II >Bleach

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 3 01:34:18 2017 No.9638437 File: 2.09 MB, 320x240, 1445729528658.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9633489 God damn I'd like to try all of those no lie. What the fuck's up with the Norway though?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 3 01:34:46 2017 No.9638439 >>9638367 I see the DA2 but not the Bleach. The horrifying liqueur in back bothers me most.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 3 01:35:00 2017 No.9638441 >>9633743 >Being so shit that you die from wheat protein

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 3 01:39:53 2017 No.9638453 >>9631118 >>9631131 I'm guessing they were cooked okay when the chef finished, then after continuing to sit in the hot pan another 30 minutes they became burned.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 3 01:41:11 2017 No.9638455 >>9637713 they were raccoons

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 3 01:46:26 2017 No.9638469 >>9638439 Actually I just thought that big fuck off yellow bottle in the back was bleach but on second thoughts don't merican orange juices come those plastic jugs that look like cleaning products

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 3 05:41:19 2017 No.9639115 >>9636171 >>9636213 Did they win?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 3 05:45:41 2017 No.9639127 >>9629088 >Is never want to live there good. stay down there with your niggers

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 3 11:31:17 2017 No.9640072 >>9628581 he might be on to something

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 3 11:33:22 2017 No.9640080 File: 93 KB, 550x367, OJ.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9638469 >don't merican orange juices come those plastic jugs that look like cleaning products Why would you think that all packaging would be the same?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 3 11:50:42 2017 No.9640155 >>9628036 Genuine or not, this is hilarious.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 3 11:52:18 2017 No.9640160 >>9640080 Non-Americans have never seen a section like this in a grocery store forgive them.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 3 12:31:40 2017 No.9640298 >>9640080 Communist countries can only buy State Brand Orange Product and do not know the glory of capitalist selection.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 3 12:38:50 2017 No.9640327 >>9627555 Do Americans really have fridge hammers?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 3 12:52:26 2017 No.9640381 >>9627537 >cream cheese in fridge retard detected cream cheese stays good for several days at the least, and even that's if you can't into hygiene. Just use it and use the fridge space for something useful

Anonymous Fri Nov 3 13:02:52 2017 No.9640411

>>9638437
whoever made the picture is a retart, that's what's up. Lompe is a tortilla-type thing made with potatoes (not potato flour). It tastes like shit unless it's freshly made, so buns are probably more popular overall. I don't know why anyone thought you could wrap anything in a flatbread, much less why they thought norwegians did that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 3 17:46:23 2017 No.9641376 >>9640327 fucking euros cant even buy assault fridge hammers why even live?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 3 18:17:05 2017 No.9641486 >>9640381 >don't use your fridge for perishables, just eat all your food immediately

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 3 18:54:05 2017 No.9641606 >>9640381 Well most people aren't retarded and can manage their fridge space so they don't have to worry about fitting a little thing of cream cheese in their fridge.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 3 19:42:49 2017 No.9641760 >>9634084 >no mudslimes or gooks >america pick one fuckboy

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 3 19:56:11 2017 No.9641786 >>9633489 >no Rhode Island hot wiener ok yeah I'm triggered

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 3 20:12:59 2017 No.9641835 >>9641786 I can give you a small state weiner >;)

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 3 20:19:21 2017 No.9641853 File: 34 KB, 657x527, 1505264503220.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9629751

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 3 20:20:33 2017 No.9641858 File: 15 KB, 246x196, mysoul.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9627734

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 3 20:29:28 2017 No.9641891 >>9626789 clean your fucking plug sockets

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 3 20:44:06 2017 No.9641959 >>9636213 >British that explains it

>>	ADirtyWop !i2InmLMgFY Sat Nov 4 02:37:07 2017 No.9643066 >>9633843 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 4 02:43:38 2017 No.9643081 >>9628036 Fuck, rogues really got nerfed in 5th edition, fuck. What happe4ned to sneak attacks and lockpicking?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 4 03:11:07 2017 No.9643131 >>9641959 kill yourself you american piece of dog shit

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 4 03:12:18 2017 No.9643133 >>9632816 why is most of that pizza upside down

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 4 03:57:28 2017 No.9643207 This is the best thread I've ever seen on /ck/, thanks >>9626431

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 4 05:39:44 2017 No.9643387 File: 862 KB, 426x240, 1506725780816.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9627449 I actually remember that thread... fuck I need to get out of here

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 4 10:30:48 2017 No.9644030 >>9626817 Looks awesome, what are you talking about?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 4 10:33:39 2017 No.9644037 >>9627137 To be fair, brewdog is GOAT beer

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 4 10:55:20 2017 No.9644101 >>9631798 Sounds like a shitty place to work, but the author of this post also sounds like a whiny bitch that should have considered what they were getting into.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 4 10:58:56 2017 No.9644110 >>9627131 FUCKING TRIGGERED

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 4 11:14:33 2017 No.9644169 >>9628585 Pretty much any and all fox/falco macro art is commissioned by him, just go to e621 or something.

Anonymous Sat Nov 4 11:25:43 2017 No.9644211

>>9637632
Why do we assume it's Japanese, exactly?
There's not a lot of American restaurants that are certified to serve Kobe beef, but they're out there. The first was the Wynn in Vegas and they started serving it in early 2014, so ostensibly this picture could have been taken there.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 4 11:29:38 2017 No.9644223 >>9629726 t. paying $1800 for 300 square foot apartment

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 4 11:50:03 2017 No.9644277 >>9628036 >REVOLUTION! FUCK STATUS QUO! >diversity >worker exploitation >dress code

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 4 11:52:10 2017 No.9644287 >>9638074 I like it a little burnt like in the picture. Not black but a little burnt and sticking to my teeth

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 4 13:06:35 2017 No.9644522 >>9643133 It's not, someone on a low carb diet has eaten all the toppings.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 4 13:25:57 2017 No.9644600 File: 314 KB, 1104x828, 0171104_115322.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9626431

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 4 13:29:05 2017 No.9644615 >>9644600 that looks really good actually

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 4 13:32:14 2017 No.9644630 >>9644600 Does /ck/ hate sushi or something?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 4 13:33:36 2017 No.9644635 >>9644630 not sure. figured it would be keeping with theme of this particular thread. i just had that and a double spicy roll with eel and spicy tuna on top.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 4 13:34:53 2017 No.9644638 File: 389 KB, 1104x828, 0171104_115324.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 4 13:34:57 2017 No.9644639 >>9644600 I can't be triggered by grocery store sushi. It's not the same experience as the real stuff, but it's legitimately satisfying.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 4 13:36:12 2017 No.9644643 >>9644639 it was from a hibachi grill/sushi bar. it looks better if it isn't prepared for carryout.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 4 13:36:30 2017 No.9644645 >>9644630 california roll isn't real sushi

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 4 13:37:19 2017 No.9644649 >>9644630 ahhhhh lol this is what i was kind of expecting. >>9644645 also, there is no california roll there. that's cream cheese. it's a philly roll.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 4 13:37:44 2017 No.9644652 >>9644600 >they didn't skimp on the cream cheese That looks great.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 4 13:39:08 2017 No.9644656 File: 289 KB, 1104x828, 0171104_115320.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I like the rolls as much as the sashimi and sushi really I couldn't care weather it's sushi or rolls as long as it's fresh.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 4 13:40:40 2017 No.9644661 >>9628036 > Willing to shun personal financial successs in the pursuit of the greater good top ten lines to put in a job add

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 4 13:40:46 2017 No.9644662 i'm fucking stuffed. i know that. the clear soup was absolutely perfect. not over salty like you get occasionally. the beef in the beef teriyaki was pink slightly and not overcooked. next time im dining in.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 4 13:41:54 2017 No.9644665 >>9630964 yes that's what i meant. it's a calorie bomb without being all that tasty. american calorie bombs are tasty as hell. i mean a butter burger is simpler and better than that abomination by a few leagues.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 4 13:48:45 2017 No.9644698 File: 168 KB, 1776x928, ChileTheLandOfLies.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Chile has the worst avocados, they claim otherwise.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 4 13:50:05 2017 No.9644707 >>9627918 If you say that a burrito is a sandwich you may as well say chicken cordon blue is a sandwich and be hanged in the process

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 4 13:50:41 2017 No.9644709 >>9644698 they're only claiming to have avocados. not that they're good.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 4 13:52:53 2017 No.9644720 >>9644698 I wish my country's one claim to fame was avocados. Instead all we can claim is democracy, the internet, landing on the moon, and every important medical advancement of the 21st century.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 4 13:53:42 2017 No.9644724 >>9644652 that's what my boy liked about it. i've had them with a lot less cream cheese and really don't have a preference.

Anonymous Sat Nov 4 13:53:47 2017 No.9644725
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>>9627918
the most triggering part of that image is the constant mis-use of the word "toppings." Like, how the fuck do not realize that TOPPINGS are called TOPPINGS because they go ON TOP of a thing. If the TOP of the sandwich is a piece of bread, then anything underneath that bread is categorically not a topping, it's a FILLING.

9/10 triggering effect

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 4 14:03:53 2017 No.9644767 >>9644645 >california roll isn't real sushi Sushi only refers to the vinegared rice. Whether it contains raw fish is irrelevant.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 4 14:10:21 2017 No.9644790 >>9631867 Underrated

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 4 14:24:53 2017 No.9644830 >>9643387 Why is he trying to eat it upside down?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 4 15:06:04 2017 No.9645007 >>9626431 I don't give a damn about the whole state of shitigan! The whole state of shitigan! The whole state of shitigan! I don't give a damn about the whole state of shitigan! We're from Ohio!

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 4 16:47:22 2017 No.9645392 >>9626814 >pepper grinder floating 2 micrometers above surface of food why like raise it higher you little shit why would you want spots of pure pepper mixed with spots of unseasoned beef

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 4 21:08:00 2017 No.9646578 File: 47 KB, 500x500, 1501200081198.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9626666 >nobody checking these sick digits

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 4 21:12:49 2017 No.9646602 >>9626729 >putting the sauce on the fries Mot triggering part of the video desu

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