/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.9640332]

>The Sun has fallen out of orbit and is going to crash into the Earth. Humanity has randomly chosen people to enter an underground nuclear shelter with enough food and provisions for the next 50 years until the Earth is habitable again, luckily you were picked.
>You are allowed to bring one snack with you.

Choose wisely..

[Anonymous No.9640353]

>>9640332
Mustard gas. Let’s just end this travesty and let a new species have a shot being on top

[Anonymous No.9640358]

>>9640332
>the sun is going to crash into Earth
>so we're gonna hide underground for 50 years, at which point the Earth will be habitable again

Uh, anon, I don't want to ruin this for you or anything but I think there are some massive problems with your plan.

[Anonymous No.9640362]

>>9640332

>sun
>orbit

Stars don't have orbits around their planets, only around super massive black holes...and entire galaxies swirl around the precipice of said super massive black hole, there is no stationary orbital pattern.

[Anonymous No.9640365]

>>9640332
How do you think the solar system works?

[Anonymous No.9640367]

>>9640358
shut up retard

>>9640332
I would pick chex mix without the brown pieces.

[Anonymous No.9640369]

Beef jerky

[Anonymous No.9640370]

>>9640358
>>9640358
>>9640362
Autism

[Anonymous No.9640371]

>>9640365
>>9640362
>believing jewish space lies
>>>/reddit/

[Anonymous No.9640377]

>>9640370
>>9640371

100% proven our galaxy swirls around a super massive black hole. Please go back to your containment board(s).

[Anonymous No.9640382]

>>9640377
Shitty thread gets ruined.

[Anonymous No.9640386]

>>9640377
>>9640371
Meant to reply to the other post, fuck me

[Anonymous No.9640388]

>>9640377
Autism

[Anonymous No.9640389]

>>9640377
wow that clearly not fake picture of a floating space yarmulke is pretty convincing,

let me ask you though, how did (((they))) get a satellite that far away that it could take a picture from that perspective??

[Anonymous No.9640392]

>>9640370
>pointing out how stupid your imaginary scenario is = autism

Don't worry, I'd be embarrassed too if I thought that the Sun crashing into the Earth would produce a couple generations of discomfort for life on the surface but that everything would return to normal after a couple generations.

[Anonymous No.9640395]

>>9640388
>>9640389

Factually all galaxies form this way.

:^)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Supermassive_black_hole

>A supermassive black hole (SMBH) is the largest type of black hole, on the order of hundreds of thousands to billions of solar masses (M), and is found in the centre of almost all currently known massive galaxies. In the case of the Milky Way, the SMBH corresponds with the location of Sagittarius A*.

[Anonymous No.9640399]

>>9640395
>I believe globalist propoganda and wikipedia
>I never question a single thing (((they))) tell me, mindlessly gobbling it down like the good sheeppig I am
fuck you!

[Anonymous No.9640402]

>>9640392
>>9640395
Autism

[Anonymous No.9640412]

>>9640399
>>9640402

Please go back to your containment board(s).

[Anonymous No.9640414]

The sun doesn't exist and the earth is a hologram, why do you people insist on lying?

[Anonymous No.9640415]

>>9640395
>>9640392
>>9640377
>>9640362
>>9640358
>redditor who think's he is slick trying to show off his high school education
seriously fuck off

[Anonymous No.9640416]

>>9640332
Mother
Fucking
WASABI
P E A S
(yes I know most of them are actually coated in horseradish rather than actual wasabi both are good)

[Anonymous No.9640500]

>>9640415

>high school

More than one person ITT thinks you're retarded. Anyway. My Father taught me about stars when I was about 5. Used to drive upstate where the ambient light disappeared, hiked into the mountains before dark, found a nice spot and watched the stars. Nice guy. RIPIP.

Anyway, please go back to your containment board(s).

[Anonymous No.9640516]

A Bacon Sandwich.

I dont eat candy desu.

[Anonymous No.9640539]

If the sun is going to crash into earth and I'm going to survive I've clearly evolved beyond the need for food.

[Anonymous No.9640548]

>>9640332
>The Sun has fallen out of orbit and is going to crash into the Earth
>for the next 50 years until the Earth is habitable again
Do americans really think this?

[Anonymous No.9640557]

>>9640412
>>9640500
Autism

[Anonymous No.9640569]

>>9640332

Kinder Bueno.

[Anonymous No.9640598]

>>9640557

Please go back to your containment board.

[Anonymous No.9640607]

[phone] solar factor protection potato chips

winning!

[Anonymous No.9640649]

>>9640365
>>>/x/

[Anonymous No.9640672]

Zebra Cakes

[Anonymous No.9640680]

Wholly unbelievable post apocalyptic scenario, you say? Why, I'd bring Vienna sausages, of course. I just need to find a way to guard them.

[Anonymous No.9640693]

Copernicus would like a word,, OP.

[Anonymous No.9640695]

>>9640598
Autism

[Anonymous No.9640709]

Vienna Sausages so I can start my catering business.

[Anonymous No.9640713]

You should have used a more realistic scenario like nuclear holocaust or a large meteor striking the earth to keep the sperges at bay and you might have had a fun little thread. But no, you bring up a scenario guranteed to pit flat earthers against sciencefags.

Having said that, I'll play. Dry cured, fermented sausage of some kind, probably one of the italian versions.

[Anonymous No.9640716]

>>9640695

Please go back to your containment board

[Anonymous No.9640747]

P.B. crisps
if I have to pick a snack I can buy now in the stores it would be pizza pretzel combos

[Anonymous No.9640750]

>>9640716
Autism

[Anonymous No.9642316]

Baked Potato

[Anonymous No.9642324]

>>9640332
tubby custard

[Anonymous No.9642328]

>>9640750

Please go back to your containment board.

[Anonymous No.9642332]

>>9642328
Autism.

[Anonymous No.9642338]

>>9640332
>making a shit thread solely so you can post "autism" over and over

Repetitive actions are a sign of

[Anonymous No.9642342]

>>9642338
>>9642332
>>9642328
>>9642324
>>9642316
>>9640750
>>9640747
>>9640716
>>9640713
>>9640709
>>9640695
>>9640693
autism

[Anonymous No.9642349]

>>9642338
>>9642342

[Anonymous No.9642355]

>>9642342
>>9642349

Go back to your containment board.

[Anonymous No.9642390]

>>9640332
>The Sun has fallen out of orbit and is going to crash into the Earth.

>Humanity has randomly chosen people to enter an underground nuclear shelter with enough food and provisions for the next 50 years until the Earth is habitable again,

[Anonymous No.9642392]

For me, Id eat a bullet. The patricians choice.

[Anonymous No.9642414]

I'm stuck between some sort of potato chip and strawberry yogurt pretzels. I'm pretty high though. Pistachios or nutty bars would be cool too.

[Anonymous No.9642425]

>>9640548
After reading this thread, I can assure you that if you don't believe this, you have >>9642342

[Anonymous No.9642426]

>>9642390
Care to elaborate, tough guy?

[Anonymous No.9642445]

>>9642426
The sun doesn't "orbit" anything outside of on a galactic level.

The sun wouldn't crash into Earth, as it's several times the size of the planet. If the sun and the Earth were to collide, it would end in the destruction of Earth and all life on or in the planet. No bunker would save you from the inferno of sun and there would be no Earth after such a collision.

[Anonymous No.9642449]

>>9640332
>luckily you were picked.
Everything was believable up until this.
>You are allowed to bring one snack with you.
Snyder's Honey Mustard & Onion Pretzel Pieces. I would eat them all on the first day and regret it for the next 50 years.

[Anonymous No.9642456]

Beef Jerky.
Gotta get dat dose of protein to dominate the shelter skanks and get stronk af
Faurk brah we're all gonna make it

[Anonymous No.9642470]

>>9640332

How much of the snack do I get to bring?
Is it just enough to last the first week or so? Or will it last me 50 years?

[Anonymous No.9642764]

>>9640332
Sunflower seeds.

[Anonymous No.9642780]

ITT:

[Anonymous No.9642785]

>>9640332
These.
Fruit - check.
Sugar - check.
Can be ground into flour - check.

[Anonymous No.9642788]

>>9640353
Mustard gas and soft pretzels.

[Anonymous No.9642796]

I'd bring an ancient chinese delicacy.

[Anonymous No.9642987]

>>9640362
All objects are attracted with other objects with mass, no matter how big or small
The sun orbits around the Bary Center which is the common gravitational center for all objects in the Solar System, it is just that the sun is so massive that this center is inside of the Sun

[Anonymous No.9643005]

>>9640332
>The Sun has fallen out of orbit and is going to crash into the Earth.
This never ceases to make me laugh.

[Anonymous No.9643008]

not gonna lie....i'd bring my fleshlight

[Anonymous No.9643187]

>>9640358
>>9640362
Not really, after 50 ft underground heat can't penetrate sediment anymore so even if the sun impacted with eart h the last damage would be on the surface, and the solar cooling would evaporate the heat in enough time we could check it out. Op scenario is workable if u think aboiypt it.

[Anonymous No.9643214]

The earth already has a small lava sun inside it. A bigger one wouldn’t do much damage. It would cool down a lot on the journey here too.

[Anonymous No.9643494]

>>9640377
I suppose you think that big bright thing is a black hole

[Anonymous No.9643518]

[Anonymous No.9643551]

>>9640367

>Chex mix without the only good part

You monster

[Anonymous No.9644947]

>>9643214
>The earth already has a small lava sun inside it
[citation needed]

[Anonymous No.9644975]

>>9644947
The core of the earth you retard

[Anonymous No.9645017]

>>9640332
cheetos, crunchy

[Anonymous No.9645027]

>>9642987
Came here to post this

[Anonymous No.9645575]

How Can The Earth Be Real If Our Sun Isn't Real

[Anonymous No.9645594]

>>9644975

The core of Earth is Iron. Adding iron to fusion reactions causes a violent reaction. It's one of the last elements forged in the heart of a dying star and is the trigger for supernova.

[Anonymous No.9645599]

>>9642987

Space fabric is theoretical. Stars orbit their supermassive blackholes. Proven fact.

[Anonymous No.9645607]

>>9643494

It's a collection of billions of stars. Blackholes have no visible aesthetics, they're essentially invisible.

[chop No.9645618]

There was a pretty decent Twilight Zone episode about this.
Spoiler; there's a twist ending.

[Anonymous No.9645963]

For a cooking board you niggers sure know nothing about pasta.

[Anonymous No.9645984]

>>9645607
Different anon here, I was under the impression that there was a ring around it where only light itself was escaping.

[Anonymous No.9646008]

>>9640392
spotted the new fog

[Anonymous No.9646011]

Are we going to ignore that's the house where the Teletubbies make tubby custard and shit?

Rib 'n' Saucy Nik Naks

[Anonymous No.9646015]

>>9640332

>Pick me
>Extra large bag of cyanide pills

[Anonymous No.9646024]

>>9640332
I mean I hate to be this generic homo pointing out obvious things, but how are we going to survive in a bunker if we crash into the sun?

but to answer your question, I'd probably bring cyanide for myself

[Anonymous No.9646029]

>>9646015
>>9646024
damn, I was so generic and predictable my cyanide answer was also posted before me.

still stand by it, probably better than being roasted to death in a bunker

[Anonymous No.9646042]

Beef jerky.

>1st choice something homemade
>2nd choice this stuff
>3rd choice anything else

[Anonymous No.9646143]

>>9640332
Nothing, I'll just have a little bit of stuff everyone else took with them instead.

[Anonymous No.9646151]

>>9640332
Hot cocoa, since without the sun it might get a bit nippy.

[Anonymous No.9646164]

>>9640332
For me, it's the Snickers. The best candy bar.

[Anonymous No.9646469]

>>9645594
Fuck off nerd

[Anonymous No.9646786]

>>9640362
>suns only orbit smblack holes
Retard

[Anonymous No.9646981]

Jellybeans. I like the variety. I'd still get sick of them but at least I can mix it up.

[Anonymous No.9647051]

These threads are always the same, regardless of the board recently. Fucking newfags.

I would bring trail mix with chocolate pieces, Ill be trading these for sex.

[Anonymous No.9647059]

I was gonna choose potato chips until people in this thread reminded me that beef jerky existed and now I have to pick that

[Anonymous No.9648687]

go back to /x/ larper faggot

[Anonymous No.9648961]

>>9645963
/ck/ may have the worst sense of humor on 4chan. This thread is an embarrassment.

[Anonymous No.9650190]

>>9646011
Why do the teletubbies live in a nuclear bunker?

[Anonymous No.9650224]

>>9640332
You are literally orbiting around the sun you mong.

[chop No.9650234]

>>9648961
Nah, /ck/ can be funny, but not in threads like this. There are some good jokes and comments that happen naturally in conversation, though. And there are definitely worse boards for humour.

[Anonymous No.9650479]

>>9640332
>The sun has fallen out of orbit.
>Going to crash into Earth.
How about no.
>Going into shelters will be enough to save you.
Absolutely not.
>50 years of the same snack.
I'll rather die.
Luckily everyone will.

[Anonymous No.9651708]

>>9640332
>The Sun has fallen out of orbit and is going to crash into the Earth.
It's the opposite.

>>9645594
There is fission in Earth, the braking of large (larger than iron) elements into smaller ones.
Stars have fusion, where small elements fuse together into larger ones (including iron at the end)
Stars are way hotter than planet cores.

[Anonymous No.9651734]

>>9650190

They are worried that the sun baby will fall out of orbit and crash into teletubby town.

[Anonymous No.9651802]

>>9643187

[Anonymous No.9651803]

>>9640362
>set coordinate system to originate at Earth
>Sun now orbits Earth
Wow was that hard

[Anonymous No.9651823]

The sun and earth collide, a few documents from Reddit survive the flames, an alien finds the documents and interprets them, this is now our legacy.

[Anonymous No.9651831]

>>9643187
Russian troll?

[Anonymous No.9651856]

>>9643187
what the fuck

[Anonymous No.9652473]

>>9640332
>The sun has fallen out of orbit
Copernicus would like a word.

[Anonymous No.9652475]

>>9643187

[Anonymous No.9652478]

>>9642445
>Several times the size
Pretend to be cleaver somewhere else.

[Anonymous No.9652483]

>>9643187

[Anonymous No.9652494]

>>9643187

[Anonymous No.9652498]

>>9643187
Erm.....ok

[Anonymous No.9652506]

>>9640332
very old copy pasta. its still stupid and gay.

[Anonymous No.9652514]

>>9643187
>think aboiypt it.
>aboiypt

[Anonymous No.9652545]

>>9643187
put me in the screencap

[Anonymous No.9652557]

>>9643187

[Anonymous No.9652574]

>>9651802
>>9651831
>>9651856
>>9652475
>>9652483
Ill take it you idiots have never studeied the solar system before; allow me to explain..


The sun is basically just a huge ball of flameing gass and if it did hit earth, the only damage could occur on the outside because it has no density to physically diarupt the planet. think about what would happen if jupiter hit us, basically the same, but way bigger. max wait time underground after impact id imagine would only b 4-5 months for the surface to cool back down, 1 year before vegatation could be grown again.

[Anonymous No.9652580]

>>9640358
>>9640362
>>9640365
>>9640377
>>9640392
>>9640395
>>9640412
>>9640539
>>9640548
>>9640713
>>9646011
>>9646024
>>9650479
>>9651708
>>9652473
>>9642390
My fucking god have you shitheads been here less than a fucking week this is ridiculous. I bet you all reply to John that hates every single one of you and tell the Navy seal it's spelled "guerilla" too.

>>9646143
And fuck you most of all

[Anonymous No.9652593]

>>9652580
Is this your first time outside of /b/, what do you think? I suppose it like the news yeah, a bit to much grown up for you.

[Anonymous No.9652603]

>>9652574
Yeah I got an A* on the solar system, what did you get, probably a B or B-.

[Anonymous No.9652623]

>>9652574
Oh god... please dont make me respond to your stupidity.

[Anonymous No.9652629]

>>9652574
c'mon really? the sun would never 'hit' the earth.. earth would vaporize if anything.

[Anonymous No.9652636]

>>9652593
What's too grown up for me? Copying Wikipedia articles to correct a pasta someone wrote ironically years ago? The news line was decent but it's weakly related to this situation at best, you can do better, anon.

[Anonymous No.9652645]

>>9652636
Once again this is not /b/ you fucking retard.

[Anonymous No.9652663]

>>9652574
You must be trolling. No one could be this stupid. It's so damned retarded that it's mildly funny.

[Anonymous No.9652666]

>>9652645
What are you trying to say other than muh /b/ this pasta is posted on lots of other boards. The intended effect is to get people to choose and discuss their favorite thing X NOT spawn a 125 post shitheap of Wikipedia warriors and autism posting. If your so hung up on the pastas I chose I only picked them because they're the most recognizable, I could have chosen McChicken posting and Bangs™ rootbeer posting to the same effect

[Anonymous No.9652669]

>>9640362
What kind of bullshit have you been listening to?

[Anonymous No.9652701]

/ck/ - Cosmic Kinetics?

[Anonymous No.9652718]

>>9652669

[Anonymous No.9652782]

>>9640680
kek

[Anonymous No.9653014]

>>9645963
Is that a spaghettification joke?

Cause... You know, all that talk about black holes and orbit

[Anonymous No.9653089]

This thread is living proof this board is just newfag housewives who just come here to blog

[Anonymous No.9653117]

>>9652669
That image made me genuinely laugh.
Oh god that is a pretty good image.

[Anonymous No.9653122]

>>9652718
of all the dumb flat earth shit ive seen, this is the only image to get a genuine laugh out of me

[Anonymous No.9653156]

>>9652580
>Hey I've been on knowyourmeme i'm an oldfag reeeeeeeee

[Anonymous No.9653173]

>>9640332
cheetos

[Anonymous No.9653189]

>>9640332
Soy sauce
You can put it on anything or just shoot a tablespoon for a salty treat. A half gallon of it also serves as an effective suicide method.

[Anonymous No.9653230]

>>9652574
This anon might be on to something.

The Earth is 3.9x denser than the Sun.

[Anonymous No.9653373]

>>9640416

This motherfucker knows what's up

[Anonymous No.9653384]

>>9640416
id spit in your face if i was in a bunker and someone chose that instead of something actually good like chocolate or something...

[Anonymous No.9653385]

>>9653230
Steel is denser than fire. You can still melt a beam into a puddle with it unless you use jet fuel.

[Anonymous No.9653438]

>>9640332
> The Sun fallen out of orbit
> is going to crash into the Earth.
> next 50 years until the Earth is habitable again,
> pick a snack. choose wisely.

This is quintessence of America.

No clue how the universe works. Believe in government saving their lives. Prioritize snacks.

[Anonymous No.9654813]

>>9652580
Kek, my very first post on 4chan was a reply to John.
I lost the thread because I didn't noko.

I don't follow whatever meme network you do and don't keep up with pasta. My bad.

[Anonymous No.9655949]

>>9652574
I hope this is bait, but I'll bite
Im literally a second year astrophysics student
Read up on heat capacity and basic physics you absolute mongoloid
The sun is literally six orders of magnitude (roughly a million times) heavier
And because Earth is denser, it would sink.
Basically:
>Earth falls
>turns into plasma as it heats up above 5000K
>the dense plasma particles fall deeper, eventually reaching the core
>participate in nuclear fusion in the core of the sun
After a billion years not single atoms would be left intact

[Anonymous No.9656120]

>>9651734
underrated post

[Anonymous No.9656382]

>>9640332
Holy shit, so many stupid fucking tourists in here.
Why aren't redditors banned on sight?

[Anonymous No.9656391]

Sage

[Anonymous No.9656412]

>>9640332
>>The Sun has fallen out of orbit
americans.txt

[Anonymous No.9656796]

>>9640332
You idiot, if the sun crashes into the earth you'd have to dig deep enough into earth that you'd fall out the bottom into space to survive.

[Anonymous No.9656848]

>>9640371
Are you retar?

[Anonymous No.9656859]

>>9640377
>You can clearly see the strings
kek
>>9642355
Autism

[Anonymous No.9658842]

>>9656391
Sage is not a downvote

[Anonymous No.9658856]

>>9656391
Sage is not a downvote, go back to r*ddit

[Anonymous No.9659832]

>>9652574
This guy is right, everyone boils water and the world doesn't stop existing, just multiply the gas you retards

[Anonymous No.9659858]

>>9640415
or OP could just describe it without using autism.
Just say "what snack would you bring if you were going to be stuck in a bunker for 50 years?"
It doesn't matter why they're in the bunker.

[Anonymous No.9659870]

Chips and salsa

Forever

[Anonymous No.9660237]

Breaking news: The sun does not orbit the earth

[Anonymous No.9660247]

>>9660237
He never said it did.

[Anonymous No.9660557]

>>9640680
kek