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9647457 No.9647457 [Reply] [Original]

GIFs tolerated as well.

>> No.9647458

>inb4 >inb4

>> No.9647459

Off to a good start.

>> No.9647771
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>>9647756
I love win and cheese but that is absolute shit.

>> No.9647606

>>9647458
I came here to post this

>> No.9647607
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>> No.9647608

>>9647458
Inb4 jack

>> No.9647614

>>9647457

Yeesh, that looks like a disaster. Why not just buy a whole chicken for cheap at the supermarket?

Though I guess if you really wanted to use a canned chicken, you'd rinse that motherfucker good of all that goop it's in.

>> No.9647615

>>9647614
Because it's pre-cooked. You're ready to eat the second it's out of the can.

>> No.9647660

>>9647615

Dude, that shit don't look cooked at all.

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>>9647660
>Fully cooked

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>> No.9647838

>>9647749
>those pancakes
Hggg i know what is exactly it'll taste like

>> No.9647841
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>> No.9647671

>>9647660
Canned food is cooked twice. Once before going into the can and then again after the can is sealed to kill off bacteria.
If anything it's over cooked. Nobody cans raw meat.
Also that goop is fat and congealed cooking stock.

>> No.9647672

>>9647660
Canning involves a heating process. All canned goods are cooked.

As someone with access to a grocery store, it doesn't seem very good though. Camping, hiking, or some situation like a bomb shelter or a civil uprising that knocks out infrastructure, then I could see it having its uses.

>> No.9647673

>>9647614
Why do people get upset about a chicken in a can, nobody gives a tin of sardines a second thought.

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Only fresh webms allowed.

>> No.9647681

>>9647673
Cause it looks weird and gross.
I've had it, it's meh. Just tastes like overcooked chicken. Canned ham is worse.
It's really only sold at bulk markets and survivalist websites these days anyway.

>> No.9647683

>>9647673
Whole-boiled chicken isn't really a good preparation of the dish.

>> No.9647686

>>9647665
>>9647671
>>9647672

Ah, fair enough.

>>9647673

Dunno, I guess 'cause you don't see it often. Or rather you're more used to seeing whole chicken raw or something. Not to mention sardines aren't as popular/are seen as one of the stereotypical gross foods (which is a shame 'cause they're tasty as fuck), I think. Or something. So maybe that contributes to it?

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>> No.9647690

>>9647614
>you'd rinse that motherfucker good of all that goop it's in.
If you've ever made your own stock you'd know that goop is actually tasty. The chicken is pale and overcooked but the liquid it comes in would actually make it palatable.

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Only the best OC of /ck/.

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>> No.9647940

Can someone link me to the video where surly king of the egg fort comes from?

>> No.9647941

>>9647940
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9ahyPmDb7c

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>> No.9648011

>>9647607
Jesus that made me feel so uneasy.

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>> No.9648016

>>9648013
Has he hospitalized?

>> No.9648019
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>>9647607
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.9648020

>>9648016
His stomach ruptured, he died later of eternal bleeding.

>> No.9648023

>>9648020
rip

>> No.9648027

>>9648011
The guy secretly wanted to see some fingers removed.

>> No.9648030

>>9647973
She has come so far, she is truly precious.

>> No.9648045
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>>9647848
what in the name of holy fuck

>> No.9648053

>>9647859
Some nice activation going on there.

>> No.9648061

>>9648053
What's funny is that a couple of them look like they're actually "activated".

>> No.9648163

>>9648045
They are chicken wings, what is it you are confused about?

>> No.9648171

>>9647665
>homestyle goodness.

I get that canned food in necessary and needed, but that statement went too far.

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>> No.9648191

>>9647837
I dont get it. Is the goose jewish?

>> No.9648225

>>9648179
What in gods name

>> No.9648243

>>9648225
Asians.

>> No.9648260

>>9648225
Chinamen.

>> No.9648262

>>9648179
Well that's just rude.

>> No.9648273

>>9648262
A real day wrecker, for sure.

>> No.9648346

>>9647973
getting handjobs from her must be amazing

>> No.9648779

>>9647773
i gagged

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>>9647696
>salad

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>>9648802

>> No.9648860

>>9647457

>Stillbirth in a can

No, Thanks

>> No.9648924

>>9647607
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0bAc6mc5GM

>> No.9648948

>>9647696
I've eaten that shit before. The only problem is that it's too sweet.

>> No.9648954

>>9647749
so even japan has shitty clickbait now, huh? fuck.

>> No.9648967

>>9647848
>>9647749
>alternating between fast and slow motion
i really hate this video style. it makes me unreasonably angry

>> No.9648977

>>9648179
I'm not some whiny vegan but why can't people kill the animals before they start dismembering them, or is it just some automatic reflex and this fish is already dead?

>> No.9648983

>>9648977
theres shit pouring out the back of it so it could just be reflex/physics but honestly

>have cut the fucker in half and it's still wheezing
>"lol y they cant just execute it first ?? "

>> No.9648990

>>9648977
>or is it just some automatic reflex and this fish is already dead?
Somebody has said this is the case. But someone else has said that they don't kill it because of how long it takes to butcher it, that the meat will start rotting before they're finished if they kill it. I hope it was dead. I'm not a vegan either but I'll gladly switch to cultured/lab-grown meat so we don't have to kill things for food anymore.

>> No.9648994

>>9648802
Failed wrap.

>> No.9648998

>>9648990
honestly with the water pouring out the back of it it could be opening and closing its mouth because of the pressure/draft from it emptying out. kinda like how putting a bottle upside down makes it "burp" water and it doesnt just pour out because the exiting water has to compete with entering air. venturi effects n shit i guess

>> No.9649041

>>9648990
maybe it feels good to the fish. maybe the japanese are the only ppl to understand this. maybe your perception of pain is based on 'mammilian' life forms.

>> No.9649062
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>>9648191
god bless /pol/

>> No.9649085

>>9649062
This explains a lot

>> No.9649106

>>9647458
Why is inb4 guy the most annoying poster on this board?

>> No.9649111

>>9649106
These threads were shit before inb4 guy and his relentless autism forced us to adapt instead of just reposting

>> No.9649114

>>9647756
>Shots of wine

How much of a shit cunt do you need to be?

>> No.9649128

>>9649062

>you'll never be browing /pol/ with your grandma and stumble across a BLACKED thread and get a handjob from her while looking at white girls taking JUGE black cock like they should

>> No.9649137

>>9648020
>eternal bleeding.

Really nigga?

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>> No.9649354

>>9649137
>>9648023

It's a meme response to this webm, don't worry 'bout it.

>> No.9649370

>>9648860
underrated post kek.

>> No.9649387

>>9649354
i am pretty sure it is a meme response to that /fit/ meme.

>> No.9649402

>>9649342
Source?

>> No.9649410

>>9647607
din't knew it was a cringe thread.

>> No.9649426

>>9647696
I'd only eat this if i were high and desperate. american cuisine at its best

>>9647756
>>9649114
an uncultured cunt

>>9647779
will stay disgusting until the end of time

>>9649062
full of normies, no surprise

>> No.9649473

>>9649342
sauce good sir?

>> No.9649531
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>>9648924
>they can't figure out a coconut
>they try to stab cans open
Please tell me these are dumb Brits. How the fuck do you even survive if you can't open a tin can.

>> No.9649580 [DELETED] 

>>9648191
hahahaha

>> No.9649595

>>9647773
i can do this too

>> No.9649627

>>9647749
What the fuck material is that cup thing made of and why does it not melt?

What shop can I buy one from beside amazon.jp?

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>> No.9649693

>>9649627
Silicone.

>> No.9649709

>>9649676
No :(

>> No.9649775
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I just made this webm.

>> No.9649786
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>>9649775

>> No.9649796

>>9649775
I remember that guy.
His recipe for 3-cheese changed my life.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfxpwbWBNuU

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>>9649686

>> No.9649841

>>9647457
I love that jelly. I love that jelly cold. For real, this gif always triggers the hunger in me - I'm usually not for eating crap but this shit makes me salivate. I'm so fucking damaged.

>> No.9649845
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>>9649402
>>9649473
Sorry, don't have a source, besides 4chan, but would love to have a proper source myself.

>> No.9649861

>>9649402
>>9649473
>>9649845
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZjiLM0gN98

Well that was hard, took one whole google search

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>>9648013
>filename
kek

>> No.9649875

>>9647973
is that the shy girl from big bang theory that dated the indian?

>> No.9649894

>>9649841
As canned foods go that chicken isn't really what I'd classify as "crap". It's just a boiled chicken after all. Probably has more salt that strictly needed and it obviously doesn't look very appetising but you could do a lot worse.
If they were really cheap I could see myself keeping a can or two around for making chicken soup when I was sick and didn't feel like doing a lot of cooking but still wanted to eat.

>>9649868
I fucking hate that man so much.

>> No.9649901

>>9649868
He's lucky it was cold or he'd have burned himself. What a tool

>> No.9649904

>>9647973
name?

>> No.9649915
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>>9649861
But why, though?

>> No.9649917

>>9648802
White people ruining my people's food once again

>> No.9649925

>>9649917
Scotts aren't white, they're some sort of mole-people human hybrid.

>> No.9649929

>>9647733
legend says he's still eating

>> No.9649936

>>9649062
what's the point of 4chan when rule #1 is flouted so often now. might as well move to reddit or tumblr or better yet off the interactive altogether

>> No.9649948

>>9648977
You think an animal that has lost literally tens of gallons of blood is alive?

>> No.9649956

>>9647457
All memes aside, a canned chicken like that is probably quite salvageable.
Get rid of the chicken stock jelly, maybe give it a light oil rub and roast it up. Probably pretty nice in a pinch.

>> No.9649959

>>9649904
Cerebral palsy

>> No.9649964

>>9648948
You don't say..

>> No.9649970

>>9649659
This is a safe for work board.

>> No.9649978
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>>9649894
>isn't really what I'd classify as "crap". It's just a boiled chicken
>just a boiled chicken
>just

>> No.9649983
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>>9649041
This is actually a very compelling argument to me. We share a common ancestor with sharks (and rays and skates) longer ago than literally any other group of vertebrates. Do invertebrates feel pain? Do fungi feel pain? Where does the line get drawn? Did we develop our particular concept pain in only mammalian consciousnesses??

>> No.9649992

>>9649342
I hope that fish was dead, otherwise he's just a cunt.

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>> No.9650020

>>9649686

Man what bugs me the most about this is the lack of meat. Like, if you put some good shredded or chopped or ground meat on those chips then added a bunch of extra bullshit, that'd be a legit meal.

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>>9649995
Are we full-on jackposting now?

>> No.9650041
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>all these replies
>no inb4 pastas
NOICE JOB GUYS :DDD

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>>9650037

>> No.9650048

>>9650037
No.

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>>9650043

>> No.9650060

>>9649686
What's the kibble they're always dumping on?

>> No.9650063
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>>9650048
You're not the boss of me.

>> No.9650072

>>9650043
Turns out I made yorkshire puddings wrong all my life.

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>>9647457

>> No.9650076

>>9650059

All you had to do, was just soften the damn butter, Jack.

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>>9650043

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>>9650074
he snorted fresh homemade organic coca off some peruvian ladyboy's feminine penis

>> No.9650095

>>9650063

Why's it gotta be like this

>> No.9650098

>>9650094
Fuck off mate.

>> No.9650101
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>> No.9650104

>>9650094
>>9650079
>>9649995
You faggots are literally falling for a professional troll. Just STAHP.

>> No.9650107

>>9647841
What is this christmas nightmare?

>> No.9650110

>>9650094
what's that orange thing?

>> No.9650112

>tfw you fucking hate jack posters ruining webm threads but also find jack posts funny as fug

What do?

>> No.9650121

>>9648802
>white people doing """taco"""
I hope white genocide is real You deserve it

>> No.9650129

>>9650112
Make your own fucking Jack thread.

>> No.9650131
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>>9650112
Make a Jack generally and have mods ruthlessly delete Jack posts anywhere else

>> No.9650134

>>9650110
McCheese™

>> No.9650149
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>>9649686
Why does she bother using gloves?

>> No.9650150

>>9650131
what I'd give to get the chance to put my mouth onto one of those nozzles

>> No.9650153

>>9649342
Not really funny, all those fresh caught fish wasted

>> No.9650210

>>9650131
I have made jack threads but mods delete them, why do they hate Jack?

>> No.9650216

>>9649659
Is that ice cream? or mashed potatoes?

>> No.9650220
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>>9650216
Very fattening mashed taters

>> No.9650227

>>9649062
It all makes sense.

>> No.9650233

>>9649917
>my people's
Mexicans aren't people.

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>>9649917

>> No.9650264

>>9647607

STOP PUTTING YOUR FINGERS UNDER THE KNIFE BITCH

>> No.9650295
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>>9649917
Are you the same autist that keeps making those mexican food threads?

>> No.9650336

>>9649137
>implying bleeding eternally doesn't kill the man

>> No.9650342

>>9650336
Surely if you can bleed forever then by definition you're immortal?

>> No.9650349

>>9647773
a permanent snacking solution! how are black people so smart?

>> No.9650388

>>9649904
https://www.youtube.com/user/jazzygirl585

>>9649978
Like I said, compared to some of the other shit that comes in cans it seems fairly benign. It looks like it's practically falling apart already so you could easily pick off the meat, throw the bones and the stock from the can in a pot and boil it for a bit, remove the bones, add vegetables, add the chickenmeat towards the end. Fairly low-effort chickensoup.
Someone else mentioned roasting it but I doubt that would work very well. It looks like it's already overcooked and you'd probably not be able to get the skin crispy (if you could even make it stay on)

>> No.9650395

>>9650131
Are you able to buy these anymore?

>> No.9650420
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>>9647607
They weren't trying to open it for water, right?

Because, she should know that dry coconuts are for the shavings, not the water.

>> No.9650436

>>9649995
i-i-is that sand...?

>> No.9650440

>>9649659
that looks utterly disgusting. what the fuck is wrong with mexicans?

>> No.9650448

>>9649676
why does he add cat food and raisins to that boxed "mac & cheese" [sic]?

>> No.9650468

>>9650210
Because at this point it's just brainless spamming of the same "content" over and over again

>> No.9650469

>>9650131
the trashcan is the best part

>> No.9650495

>>9649062
T_D is nuclear waste no wonder 4chan sucks now

>> No.9650501

>>9650248
>Yes, I would like all the junk food I would eat once or twice within the year, gimme those siracha based sour sauce and don't forget the line. I didn't cross the border to eat mexican food with no lime in it.

>Oh and gimme some of that kool aid mix too

Mexican webms in a nutshell.

>> No.9650528

>>9649676
I can't remember what this guy's channel is called, can anyone help me out? It's like videoman or cinemaman or something like that.

>> No.9650534

>>9647848
Those wings look tasty, but those stupid salad tongs they used to toss them triggered my autism hard.

>> No.9650565

>>9649786
What is this, exactly?

>> No.9650567

>>9649062
Fucking boomers have to ruin everything.

>> No.9650569
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>>9647696

>> No.9650576

>>9649686
>>9649822
Jesus, the worst part is it's probably a disgusting soggy mess texture wise too.

>> No.9650592

>>9650528
Futureman

>> No.9650597

>>9650592
Hey thanks buddy. It's Featureman but your post jogged my memory.

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9650625

>>9649917
>Mexicans
>Scotts
>People

>> No.9650631

>>9650468
But are discussion threads not only "content" threads

>> No.9650655

>>9650101
TELL ME ABOUT JACK.
WHY DOES HE HOLD THE CHEESE LIKE THAT?

>> No.9650667

>>9650448
I think the canned meat is tuna.

>> No.9650690
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>>9647749
Oh fucking god i want one of those!

>> No.9650722

>>9647749
What's this called and where can I get it or an analogue?

>> No.9650723

>>9647973
A lot of people say shit like "Wow I really admire her perseverance" and "she is so brave to continue to try so hard and lead a fairly normal life". 99% of the time I think its just fucking cliched and generally disingenuous. Fuck people right? But whenever I see a webm/gif of this girl I literally think about how difficult her life must be and how fucking courageously brave she is to just put herself out there on the internet for all you fucking pedo sick shits to meme over. i also hate the whole "we have to thank everyone that ever served in the military for their service" cliche. fuck that. but this chick... with her perfect titties and her ability to keep trying in the face of adversity... she makes me very fucking proud of parts of the human race, and she gives me an instant half chub too. best of both worlds right there. hot as fuck. 10/10 would hold down while fucking so that she could finally be free of those tremors for a bit.

>> No.9650737

>>9649948
>tens of gallons
Try hundreds, friendo - and you'd be surprised how alive something can be, for how long after its been severed.

The polite thing would be to shoot it in the head, or stab it in the brain. I'm sure butchering takes no longer than an hour or two, meat does not spoil that fast.

>> No.9650760

>>9650722
Go on amazon.co.jp and search "パンケーキシリコーン".

>> No.9650764

>>9650760
You fucking idiot!

>> No.9650804

>>9647848
why put the sauce on stone cold?
may as well just have the sauce in a dipping bowl, less mess then.

>> No.9650857

>>9647973
She's a sweet chick that it's easy to have weird girl-next-door fantasies about. Genuinely a sweet chick, & I like watching her videos without it being weird.

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>> No.9650909
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>> No.9650915

>>9650901
Damn, that's mouthwatering

>> No.9650916
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>> No.9650918

>>9650901
That's pork, right?

>> No.9650919

>>9650911
DUDE

>> No.9650922

>>9650919
WEED

>> No.9650923

>>9650420
thicc omelet

>> No.9650928

>>9650737
>The polite thing would be to shoot it in the head, or stab it in the brain.
Or at least start cutting from that end.

>>9650723
It is pretty inspirational how she manages to be so happy and optimistic. I'm bitter and miserable enough with a mostly functioning body; if I woke up tomorow with palsy I'd fucking kill myself.

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>> No.9650951
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9650951

>>9649995
Is there nothing this mad man cant do?

>> No.9650974

>>9648967
I'm with you. The worst is when they do the extra slow-mo on a closeup of someone getting stiff peaks on something after mixing. Wow you fucking mixed it, thanks for the illustration.

>> No.9650990

>>9649686
>>9649822
>>9650248
are we sure there not some person off screen who just doesn't know that spanish word for when?

>> No.9651016

>>9650941
REEEEEEE

>> No.9651026

>>9650941
fucking soyboy

>> No.9651125

>>9650941
Saw the thumbnail.

Not opening that shit.

>> No.9651138

>>9650928
>>9650737
>>9649948
Adrenaline and other stress-released stuff makes meat tastier so it makes sense to keep the animal alive as long as you can

>> No.9651183

>>9647749
this is above and beyond soyboy bhp tier level ranks

>> No.9651184

>>9651138
No, it doesn't, and IT IS CUT IN HALF. IT DIED MORE OR LESS INSTANTLY FROM LOSS OF BLOOD PRESSURE.

Everyone on 4chan is so fucking clueless these days its fucking sad

>> No.9651193

>>9649983
It is believed that fish don't feel pain, but they percieve damage as something. It is a weird neurobiological phenomenon, and it's not my area, but I hope you can find more info here:
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4356734/pdf/10539_2014_Article_9469 [dot] pdf

>> No.9651194

>>9647606
Kill yourself, redditor.

>> No.9651216

>>9650060
I would say cooked corn kettle, pinto beans or grated cheese; wouldn't know. I've seen some street vendors that use peanuts baka

>> No.9651241

Anybody got the webm of the gyroscope chicken?

>> No.9651263

>>9651138
Found the Chinaman

>> No.9651280
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9651280

>>9651241
>It's impossible
>No, it's necessary
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5d0vBtwBK0

>> No.9651285

>>9650922
LMAO

>> No.9651291

>>9647696
>American salad

>> No.9651373

>>9650420

"You want some eggs with your heaping plate of fucking salmonella sir?"

>> No.9651411

>>9651280
Wouldn't that defeat the purpose of the grill though?
The meat is supposed to absorb the heat, not be ventilated.

>> No.9651443

>>9651280
Captain I assure you the Event Horizon is perfectly safe.

>> No.9651457

>>9651443
>We won't need fries where we're going.

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9651480

>>9651457

>> No.9651488

>>9651280
Thanks senpai

>> No.9651583

>>9650074
its not cocaine though its just cocaine paste you cant snort that shit

>> No.9651601

>>9651583
You dry the paste, then crumble it into powder. Moron.

>> No.9651606
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9651606

>>9648802

If you're going to keep posting this you need to change the filename to "gyro"

>> No.9651615

>>9651601
No, you cant it has to go through another chemical process.

>now apologize you little bitch

>> No.9651625

>>9651615
prove it you little fag

>> No.9651644

>>9649995

Never in my fucking life have I seen someone grill hotdogs parallel to the grating on the grill. I hate this man more than I hate anybody else.

>> No.9651653

>>9650918
Yep. Looks like belly with the skin on.

>> No.9651658

>>9651625
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwA3tjeiB5o

>now stfu cunt

>> No.9651688

>>9651658
I'll fucking kill you nigger.

>> No.9651701

>>9647457
These are pretty good for making chicken soup.

>> No.9651760

>>9650131
>>9650150
>>9650395
>>9650469
What is that?

>> No.9651787

>>9647673

Because sardines are traditionally eaten preserved, chikin aint

>> No.9651813

>>9650909
Whoa

>> No.9651958
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>> No.9651962

>>9650941
This reminds me of

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o66JhNsFxdw

>> No.9651971

>>9651958
>someone thought a video was required to teach people to cube a starchy root vegetable
>specifically not a potato
>the process is incidental
hmm...

>> No.9652339

>>9648977
>I'm not some whiny vegan but why can't people kill the animals before they start dismembering them, or is it just some automatic reflex and this fish is already dead?
Not sure if this is the case in the webm, but Chinks like to put their food through as much agony as possible, they think the Adrenalin released makes the meat taste better

>> No.9652353

>>9650941
Why didn't he dab his fucking face while he was at it?

>> No.9652360

>>9651971
yeah such is the state of social media. throw whatever up. its a scramble.

>> No.9652374

>>9649775
my parents said in italy this is how they cut pizza quite often. are my parents stupid or is this true?

>> No.9652394

>>9652374
you mean at your table?

why not use a mezzaluna

>> No.9652395

>>9648179
>chinks
>people
Pick one

>> No.9652411

>>9647848
I stopped watching at the wooden claws

>> No.9652427
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9652427

tfw ordered 2 lbs of carnitas for tacos today

>> No.9652440

>>9650074
How the fuck did someone discover that's how you make cocaine.

>> No.9652481

>>9651644
I unironically do that every time, doesn't change much really

>> No.9652495

>>9650131
look at all that instant money

>> No.9652967

>>9649775
Why is American pizza floppy?

>> No.9652973

>>9652374
Seems like a pretty random thing for them to just make up and lie to you about.

>> No.9652980

>>9647749
the shape of those pancakes irritates me

>> No.9652984

>>9652374
Koreans cut literally all of their food with scissors, even broccoli

>> No.9652991

>>9652984
yeah I noticed it too what the fuck? Can someone explain the reason behind this?

>> No.9652997

>>9652440
figured out the science and that you can do replicate the chemical reactions cheaply using those ingredients.

>> No.9652998

>>9651373
your low iq is showing. I bet your dip your steak with ketchup

>> No.9653010

>>9647756
something about her face is triggering me

>> No.9653017

>>9650534
gotta get some use out of the bamboo salad tongs they got from whole foods

>> No.9653023

>>9650941
I think getting fucked in the ass would be less gay than that webm.

>> No.9653025

>>9652991
No idea personally, I didn't notice it until a friend of mine who used to live in Korea started bitching about it.

>> No.9653029

>>9650216
It's called aligot. It is the most based thing of all.

>>9650440
It's from southern France, and it's delicious. You can drink it with white wine

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9653030

>>9650625
>someone using my reaction images

>> No.9653035

>>9647779
>all that shit just to drink a beer

If it had liquor id drink it but this drink screams uncultured housewife on vacation in baja.

>> No.9653037

>>9650020
yeah, i wouldnt mind that shit if they threw some meat in there and skipped on the 3 different kinds of clamato and hot sauce
shits probably like fuckin soup at the end

>> No.9653048

>>9649978
There's quite a bit you can do with boring meat. Confit was a method of preservation before canning and now it's considered gourmet. I bet that canned chicken has a funky flavor, though. Somehow companies seem to find ways to fuck up what should be a simple thing to not fuck up.

>> No.9653050

>>9650909
Imagine how well she could cradle a set of balls

>> No.9653057

>>9651958
what does a daikon tast like?
i like the look of it

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>>9647973

>> No.9653063
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9653063

>>9647973
>>9653059

>> No.9653065

>>9652427
i want to put my carnita in her taco

>> No.9653070

>>9649917
your food is shit and is hated everywhere except north america

>> No.9653076

>>9649822
>>9649686

waht is this called exactly?

>> No.9653083

>>9653076
dogshit

>> No.9653096

>>9653029

>Aligot
>From the Aubrac
>Auvergne
>Southern France

wew lad

>> No.9653110

if you heated that canned chicken up, it would probably look a lot better, probably tastes fine cold though

>> No.9653116

>>9653057
Like a radish.

>> No.9653125

>>9653116
what does a radish taste like?
i can snag a piece tomorrow from work

>> No.9653132

>>9653125
Like carrot

>> No.9653134

>>9653132
what does a carrot taste like?

>> No.9653141

>>9653134
Like a parsnip

>> No.9653142

>>9653141
what the fuck is a parsnip?

>> No.9653154

>>9653142
It's a root vegetable similar to a carrot

>> No.9653157

>>9653154
are they expensive?
i want to buy some more veggies and i like carrots so maybe ill like parsnips

>> No.9653161

>>9653157
Not really if you've got a walmart nearby, they usually keep them in stock. Parsnips are like a firmer, slightly less sweet carrot, they're great in stews

>> No.9653167

>>9653161
that sounds tasty
do you know of a stew recipe with those?
my dad gave me a crockpot a while ago and i havent had the chance to use it until recently and a good stew would go nice right now

>> No.9653175

>>9653167
Sent : )

>> No.9653190

>>9653167
Get a big chuck roast, cut it into bite sized chunks and brown in a pan, then throw it with chopped parsnips, onions, potatoes, a tablespoon of flour and several cups of beef stock in the crock pot on low for 5-6 hours. Season with rosemary and thyme, the last hour throw in green peas and mushrooms and enjoy extremely comfy fall food

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9653200

>>9653190
thank you anon
this sounds really good and looks easy enough so that i cant fuck it up

>> No.9653252

>>9650901
Pork belly is so underrated. Also cheap as fuck and one of the best cuts in terms of meat and fat.

>> No.9653256

>>9649531
They made knives illegal

>> No.9653274

does anyone have the webm of the chinese guy dicing the tofu?

>> No.9653278

>>9650342
No, you'd be a woman

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9653291

>>9651760
where are you from?

>> No.9653302

>>9650911

God damn that weed is mouthwatering.

>> No.9653311

>>9653302
DUDE

>> No.9653315

>>9653311
I'd rather have it in that big log though, before he passes it through the press

>> No.9653321

>>9649868
>is scared of getting burned by cold oil
>fucking drops the damn steak in instead of lowering it gently with his hands or some sort of utensil

>> No.9653370

>>9653302
>>9650911
>>9650919
>>9650922
>weed
???
Looks like caramel to me. And the fact that it turns into candy in the end also seems caramelly to me.
But I'll admit, I dont know much about weed, so please tell me if I'm wrong, or if the stoners are seing weed everywhere again.

also:
>>9652427
That poor woman. Can't afford a proper blouse. Hers is way too small to contain her ample, womanly bulges. Doesn't she have a good Cristian husband that has a good job and can provide her with proper, chaste clothing?

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9653390

>>9651138
>i dont know why, but pain made it good

>> No.9653395

>>9653291
>tfw too poorfag to have those.

>> No.9653429

>>9651280
arigato gyro

>> No.9653434

>>9649868
>>9649995
>>9650037
>>9650043
>>9650059
>>9650079
>>9650094
>>9650101

How does this guy not pick up any skills or information over such long periods of constantly cooking? Why does he do stuff that is clearly not going to work and make a mess? Is this a gag channel?

>> No.9653439

>>9653434
If he is a troll, he's second only to CWC.
This level of trolling is harzardous to your health; it killed Andy Kaufman.

>> No.9653467

>>9647889
>>>>LOW CARB<<<<

>> No.9653472

>>9650248
I can't watch Webm's of Mexicans putting too much shit on chips any more. I'm burnt out

>> No.9653563

>>9649062

Why the hell do they keep calling each other centipedes?

>> No.9653633

>>9653563
i dont know but i say kill em all!

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9653647

>>9653291
I live in Vienna for 3 years and have never seen something like this.

>> No.9653658

>>9653647
https://www.eskimo.at/produkte/kategorie/viennetta/3353
Hieß aber früher mal anders, glaub ich.
Hast nix verpasst.

>> No.9653659

>>9653472
Dont knock them till you try them

I myself dont get shit from these over the top snacks

My female relatives on the other hand find them irresistable in a sickening way as if they had a craving when pregnant

>> No.9653661

>>9653658
Hmm ok scheint so was wie tiramisu zu sein

>> No.9653665
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>>9653274
This one?

>> No.9653670

>>9653434
He went on tv and cried about how he just wants to feed people when they accused him of only being there to market his barbecue sauce.

>> No.9653704

>>9653658
>>9653661
!nazi out!

>> No.9653732

>>9653661
Nope. Just crappy standard vanilla ice cream with some chocolat layers in a fancy form.
At least the ones I remember from forever ago.
>>9653704
Nein.

>> No.9653745

>>9653252
You should come to norway in christmas time and have some ribbe.

>> No.9653753

>>9651280
>We only had it in there for a few minutes but the chicken looks like it was cooked for 18 hours

>> No.9653765

>>9653753
My sides are okay to go.

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9653868

>>9653647

>> No.9653943

>>9653370
how new

>> No.9653952

>>9653395
they are like 2€ aren't they?

>> No.9654019

>>9648179
jesus christ, the yellow menace is real

>> No.9654035

>>9647779
>mango
>salt
>english sauce
>tabasco
>beer
why

>> No.9654060

>>9649659
seems pretty tasty, i like my mashed potatoes with extra cheese

>> No.9654081

>>9653070
hey, southamericans like it too

>> No.9654108

>>9649917
>My people
>flatbread was invented by mexicans
Lmao. Get fucked.

>> No.9654157

>>9647756
This is why misogyny exists.

>> No.9654171

>>9647973
>All the beta thirst over some disabled cunt.
Everytime.
Simply pathetic.

>> No.9654346

>>9654171
>not wanting her to give you a handjob
youre a fag and should go

>> No.9654652

>>9652427
Which porn star is this?

>> No.9654695

>>9650941
I am pretty sure this guy must have OCD in addition to being a faggot.

>> No.9654902

>>9650107
daily struggle in europe because the chineese buy all of our milk and butter prices rised over 70% this year.

>> No.9655476

>jack is secretly my hero
>he messes something up
>someone with knowledge immediately pipes up and says what needs to be done to fix what he is doing wrong.
Ive become a better cook because of anon's making fun of jack.