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What's the most American thing you've eaten?

>> No.9655190

>>9655181
booty

>> No.9655219

Choy Meng wrapped in a pizza like a burrito

>> No.9655225

A shitty turkey wrap I got in a museum. It was fucking enormous and flavourless and I was like ‘who else consumes turkey and iceberg lettuce and dressing made from a sachet in such enormous quantities as the americans’ and after pondering that for a while I realised it was the most universally and specifically American food.

>> No.9655235

I like reece's pieces, and mountain dew code red

don't get that much usa food in the uk.

>> No.9655238

i ate that american burger from hardees with the chips and hot dog on it

>> No.9655254

>>9655181

YOUR MOM

>> No.9655324

>>9655181
"Amadillo eggs"
Not sure if they have another name, but it's a jalapeno popper wrapped in ground sausage then subsequently wrapped in bacon then grilled, smoked, or baked. They were over the top, but so fucking delicious.

>> No.9655325

>>9655225
You're not wrong

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>>9655324
I meant armadillo*

>> No.9655372
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9655372

A big mac combo with coke
I can't think of anything more american desu

then again I'm not american so I have no idea if that aligns with what americans think of iconic american food.

>> No.9655377

>>9655181
White girl pussy

>> No.9655394

Last night I ate 2 slices of pizza, a corndog, and a doughnut. That was pretty fucking amerifat.

>> No.9655397

For me its the McChicken

>> No.9655409

>>9655372
Yeah, I'd say it is. I'm American and I haven't eaten at McDonald's in well over a decade, but they're still popular as ever, and the Big Mac is their iconic sandwich.

>> No.9655420

>>9655181
how are you not going to throw down sauce

i havent been this turned on by a non-explicit photo since i was 13

>> No.9655423

Had a bacon + cheese hamburger and some apple pie on a 4th of july one year

>> No.9655441

>>9655420
>90% of the sources when you search just circle back to her getting posted on /po/, /bant/ etc
>nowhere else
>you can find her modeling profile if you go far back enough
>she's russian
can't make this shit up

https://ok.ru/profile/570809378906/pphotos/857282698074
Bethany Emsley

>> No.9655442
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9655442

>>9655181
found her! bethany lily.

>> No.9655446

>>9655190
Fpbp

>> No.9655452

>>9655181
a shitty hot dog, not sure if hot dogs are american but it was shitty so at least that's american

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>>9655225
Deep self-loathing is one of our best qualities.

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>>9655181
Hickory-smoked barbecue baby back ribs are the most American food. After that, southern home cookin'/ soul food.

>> No.9655491

>>9655181
that Hardee's burger with a hot dog and potato chips they sell every year around the 4th of July

>> No.9655508

Yesterday, I ate 850g of cake for breakfast. I don't know why, but I wanted a lot of fucking cake, so I ate a lot of fucking cake. It's just the sheer size of the thing that makes it particularly American as that cake itself was not. It was a quatre quart au citron layered with creme chantilly and macerated fruit (kiwi and strawberry).

>> No.9655534

>>9655508
Triple the sugar -- bam, American cake.

>> No.9655542

>>9655324
Not American here so I may have gotten the wrong idea as I've had armadillo eggs once and once only, but I was under the impression that armadillo eggs are jalapeno poppers wrapped in beef mince and cooked over open flame, glazed with barbecue sauce. I've since adapted the recipe slightly and made armadillo eggs meatloaf, baking it rather than shoving it on the barbecue.

>> No.9655548

>>9655377
This
God bless my parents for coming to this country will all these delicious white girls

>> No.9655906

>>9655181
American cheese bologna and mayo on white bread

>> No.9655937

>>9655181
WHY?! WHY MUST YOU TORMENT ME SO WITH THESE JEZEBELS? My one single wish is to be left to my own asexual devices, free from the thorned grip of perverse tempation, unclouded or swayed in my noble search for intellectual playthings of the mind, yet by your hand I am endlessly titillated by these vixens with their prodigious hips and provocative figures. Can I never satiate this thirst, will I ever know the touch of a woman and enter between her loins? Will these hands ever feel a woman's swaying weight in their open palms? Will I ever know a plump, ruby pair of lips perched betwixt my shoulder and my ear, whispering "I want you, I want you now" in that chocolatey croon I know so well from dreamtime? Will my seed ever drip from her moistened hole, indicating the completed unity of our unhinged sexual impulses?

Life is a constant hell. Day in and out the tired red eyes glaze in some attempt to shield me from these images. I am floating in the blistering heat of my id's vacuum, castrated and blinded by my wretched libido. No wonder I resent women so.

>> No.9655992

>>9655548
t. Nigger cucking white bois

>> No.9656015

>>9655181
I am an ausfag but I went to singapore once. I went to the gardens by the bay to watch the fancy light show and checked out a restraunt that was called american something or something like that. I purchased fries with cheese dipping sauce (which is something I have probably done at home in some way)
The cheese was fucking disgusting. Light show was great though. I also went to see a hologram play.

The second most american thing I have eaten is maccas (mcdonalds) I fucking love that place. Best fast food chain.

>> No.9656392

A burger that had two grilled cheese sandwiches as the bun.

>> No.9656399

>>9655181
"sushi" that was just sticky rice wrapped around a chopped up hot dog.

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>>9655937
my son, you need to fuck something and be done with it

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9656416

I went to a VFW dinner and at 3 quarter pounders because all the skinny oldfags did not have the appetite to eat them and they would have gone to waste

>> No.9656461

>>9656416
Only time you'll see a nig move that fast ...

>> No.9656472

BBQ is the most american food catagory id say, not sure what specific item id say though

>> No.9656482

Loco moco with spam musubi and deep-fried oreos
I'm far from being a health food nut but that was downright shameful

>> No.9656499

>>9655181
A black woman.

>> No.9656507

>>9656482
I was gonna say deep fried oreos but you beat me to it. It sounds gross and I don't even like oreos normally (too dry) but it was pretty good.

>> No.9656508

>>9656461
What about the 1936 olympics

>> No.9656517

>>9656499
>black
>american
try again

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>>9656508

>> No.9656534

>>9656482
>Loco moco with spam musubi
WTF? I only understand 2 of those words and I'm American. You need to try again.

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>>9655238
my nigga

>> No.9656546

Unless you've sat in a teepee with a native American and eaten traditional indigenous food with a side of peyote, you've never eaten true American food.
You've just eaten bastardised versions of foods and recipes stolen from the mother land.

>> No.9656551

>>9656545
That's a good looking German food item.

>> No.9656582
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9656582

The hurgin or “bologna cake”

>> No.9656635

>>9656546
Who named this land America? Not the homeless, wandering prairie niggers at the time. It doesn't belong to them anymore.

>> No.9656646

>>9655461
You can just tell by sight that lose bones will slide right out letting you eat a big hunk of tender, juicy meat.

>> No.9656727

Tacos al carbon

>> No.9656733

>>9656635
So you're saying America belongs to the Italians?

Well, that's it then guys. Pack it up, go home. Gotta turn this place into new italy.

>> No.9656735

Delicious American BBQ. It doesn't get more American than that.

>> No.9656742

>>9655225
>giant portion
>sandwhich form
>iceberg lettuc
>slathered in sauce
>dry flavorless turkey

American here, yeah. I think this one wins. All it needs is cheese product on it

>> No.9656763

>>9656735
Bbq is Spanish though.

>> No.9656797

>>9656763
>barbecue isnt american!!! even cavemans cooked ovar the fire!

>> No.9656809

Thicc blonde slut

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>>9655181
My birthday. I had double patty cheeseburger, ribs, french fries, chicken strips all on the same plate with a yeungling to drink. Ate like a fat ass emperor that day.

>> No.9656822

>>9656763
Are you retarded

>> No.9656830
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>>9655225
>buying anything in a museum
You are buying the shit only foreigners buy. Its a 3rd of the quality for triple the price. Thanks for the $$$ tourists.

>> No.9656887

>>9656830
No shit you dumb fuck, you think I went to the museum for some exemplary local cuisine?

>> No.9656902

>>9656887
You're the one bitching about museum food dip shit.

>> No.9656930

>>9656902
Do you think what I said is any less true if you call it bitching?

>> No.9656961

>>9655181
When I was in America for 2 weeks I fucking hated almost all the food.
Everything tasted fake and plastic.
>Worst sausages and bacon EVER.
>Worst chocolate/"candy" EVER.
The only thing I loved was getting a pizza from this place and it was so big it lasted me like 3 days.
Your food portions are fucking SILLY.

>> No.9657084

>>9656534
>You need to try again.
You need to learn how to google

>> No.9657117

>>9655992
>>9655548
>samefag shoehorns his fetish into everything
Mods should seriously start banning you retards on sight.

>> No.9657628

grilled cheese sandwiches, with generic wonder bread, government cheese, and margarine. made by my older cousins wife, after i spent the day putting in a fence for his goat pen, on his homestead (log cabin, hand hewn floors). best meal i will ever eat. that was 1983. served with love, out of pure survival instinct. they were very, very poor. he was a great guy, probably saved my life. he lived through the really crazy 60s, black magic and all. RIP

>> No.9657636

>>9657628
sounds like in interesting family
what's black magic?

>> No.9657645

>>9655906
wins internet. but it could have been:
thinly sliced english farmhouse cheddar
mortadella with pistachios
garlic aoli
sourdough batard, sliced thin, fried in olive oil
that would be the best sandwich ever made!

>> No.9657654

>>9656499
well, as long as she is african american, and really sassy. soul of america

>> No.9657665

>>9657628
he witnessed a friend of his perform a magic ritual, and sit in the middle of their living room, while the police came in to arrest him, and didnt see him there. that kind of magic. carlos castaneda, shapeshifter magic, the kind that if you mess with, will take you away one day. why i wont mess with ouija boards or voodoo.

>> No.9657681

>>9657636
ps mom also witnessed an exorcism, performed by a native american shaman, on a beach. she was invited to it specifically for something she brought to the ritual, even she doesnt know what it was. scared the shit out of her.the guy was no joke. his name was Rolling Thunder. read about it. the 60s were no fucking joke, the energy was awakened. it was a window into our future. its still coming boys, still coming, no matter how fruity the new age people are, its gonna get us all, possibly soon. get to know you friendly neighborhood self transforming machine elves.....

>> No.9657702

>>9657681
what if I smoke a bunch of DMT and become one with the elves?

>> No.9657997

>>9656461
What about when police are about?

>> No.9658146

>>9655181
French fries.

>> No.9658235

Corn Bread? I can't think of anything else specifically American.

>> No.9658263

A hamburger, obviously.

>> No.9658459

>>9655181
Funnel cake. disgusting.

>> No.9658473

>>9655409
>still as popular as ever
They're rapidly losing market share actually

>> No.9658493

Pizza, spaghetti, tex-mex, general tsos chicken etc etc. There is literally no good food from other countries

>> No.9658531

>>9655181
when i went to washington, i visited a "soul food" restaurant
fried thing, bread fried thing, weird bean soup, corn bread and it was all right

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9658587

>>9658473

Yep McDonald's confirmed for going out of business

>> No.9658590

>>9658587
>market share

>> No.9658591

>>9655442
thanks captain

btw you forgot to fly away

>> No.9658602

tacos or imitation cheese

>> No.9658609

Americans haven't invented any food.
They just steal a food from another country, add plastic cheese, carbohydrates and saturated fat then find a way for Americans to get the food without ever having to leave their car.

>> No.9658622

>>9655181

I ate a burger with onion rings, potato chips, cheese product, mayo, bacon, peanut butter, honey, jalapenos and nutella in it. I wanted to vomit.

>> No.9658653

>>9658590
Are you retarded? Profit is all that matters. McDonald's could have 100% market share if they lowered their prices enough and then go out of business

>> No.9658667

>>9658653
no they couldn't.

>> No.9658750

>>9658667
Why not? You think the largest and most sophisticated restaurant chain in the world are not capable of making an in n out Burger or pizza or anything else? Here's a tip for you commie, they are in business to make money, not to have the best food or serve the most people

>> No.9658772

>>9656930
>this shit is shit >:^((

>> No.9658779

>>9658772
Anon, I'd quit while you're behind.

>> No.9658783

>>9656733
Ciao, losers

>> No.9658800

>>9658779
Different anon, dude. You just bought a shit sandwich at a museum instead of patiently waiting for your museum tour group to stop at the closest government run McDonalds all you can eat buffet. They always do it because they like to show foreigners the cola pools.

>> No.9658819

>>9658750
>Why not? You think the largest and most sophisticated restaurant chain in the world are not capable of making an in n out Burger or pizza or anything else?
they're not capable of getting 100% market share.

>> No.9658921

>>9658800
Mcky D's has a buffet??? Since when??

>> No.9658935

>>9658819
Imagine being this autistic.

>> No.9658940

>>9658921
The buffets are next to the cola pools, right in front of the cheese fountains, anon. Surely you must have seen them.

>> No.9658945

>>9658935
some guy said they're rapidly losing market share and you trued, very poorly, to go /biz/ on his ass. i'm just stringing you along to get more amusing bullshit out of you.

>> No.9658952

>>9655181
I haven’t tried it nor will I ever, but I think America is probably the only country capable of producing the monstrosity known as the sushi burrito.

>> No.9658955

>>9658945
actually I'm not even the guy you were debating with I just popped in to call you autistic for tunnel visioning on semantics like the retarded spazz you are

>> No.9658958

>>9658952
i saw a vegan sushi burrito place at a festival in oxfordshire. the filling was fucking fake chicken and coleslaw.

>> No.9658959

>>9658750
it's literally impossible to get 100% market share without pulling a rockefeller, which is illegal under the sherman antitrust act

>> No.9658962

>>9658955
there is not a 'semantic' difference between 100% market share and some lesser number.

>> No.9658968

>>9658962
Damn anon, back at it again with the autism.

>> No.9658979

>>9658968
it makes neither you nor anyone else happy when you make these generic and pointless posts.

>> No.9658988
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>>9658979
a bloo bloo bloo McDonald's isn't LITERALLY 100% of the market share for all food in the entire world argument invalid gg well played loser haHAA

Youre not making anyone happy calling me an autistic faggot is generic and pointless.

>> No.9658998

>>9658800
Also a different anon. I didn't buy the sandwich.

The guy i was responding to just sounded like a big dumb baby.

>> No.9658999

>>9658979
>>it makes neither you nor anyone else happy
"Happiness" isn't the point.

>>and pointless posts
There's nothing pointless about it. We want you to stop making pointless spergposts. That's the point.

>> No.9659001

>>9658940
The one by my house doesn't have any of that stuff though... You have to order your food and pay for it before they give it to you. Sometimes they won't make milkshakes at 3am because they are "cleaning" the machine.

Where do I find the buffet ones? Can you please shoot a link over?

>> No.9659008

>>9659001
>The one by my house doesn't have any of that stuff though.

Keep looking. Did you check to the left of the life-size Ronald McDonald mayo sculpture? Behind the fry moat, but not as far as the big mac sauce reflecting pool.

>> No.9659012

>>9659008
I usually hang out at the chicken nugget zen-garden

wanna hang out we can take a walk through the straw grass field down to the Dr.Pepper River around back

>> No.9659037

>>9659012
>down to the Dr.Pepper River around back
I thought that was declared a superfund site after the great szechuan sauce spill of '17

>> No.9659040

>>9659037
Did someone say Szechuan sauce?!

WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB! AHAHA PICKLE *burp* RIIIICCK!

>> No.9659044

frozen tv dinner

>> No.9659049

>>9658999
>>9658988
it doesn't really matter if you mean literally 100% or practically 100%, the point is that mcdonalds can't get 100% market share even by lowering their prices to 0, and their market share as it is is declining. pretty big deal for a company like mcdonalds.

>> No.9659068

>>9655548
Kill yourself nigger

>> No.9659073

>>9659049
Well the original descent of opinion arose from you picking a fight over some trivial mention of McDonald's being "as popular as ever"

With your qualm, you cited their market share being in decline (with no evidence, mind you) then that anon defended himself amply by explaining that their profits were growing every quarter as usual.

This is round about where you sperg out, not able to handle being wrong, you get autistic and tunnel vision on 100% market share for some reason, and try to play semantics and moving goal posts until you get the last word and feel you have won..


However, the anon you were initially arguing with left, since he clearly won the "argument" from his first post and now its just me and this guy >>9658999 hanging around to call you autistic and tell you to shut the fuck up.

>> No.9659085

>>9659073
>Well the original descent of opinion arose from you picking a fight over some trivial mention of McDonald's being "as popular as ever"
no it did not.
>This is round about where you sperg out, not able to handle being wrong
anon, even if i had been the one to make the claim about market share in the first place, it's not wrong. the chart posted had nothing to do with market share.
>try to play semantics and moving goal posts
jesus christ anon take a chill pill, i've done neither of those things.

>> No.9659091

>>9659085
Nice back peddling you dumb retard.

slit your wrists and do pushups

>> No.9659098

>>9659085
There is literally no way you can retroactively re-arrange this argument into one where you were victorious.

Just take your L and leave you autistic cunt.

>> No.9659114

>>9659091
>>9659098
could there be a more clear example of someone trying to get the 'last word'? you're just mad because i pointed out market share isn't the same as stock value.

>> No.9659141

>>9659114
You're just mad because youre way over committed to this argument which you have clearly lost on all regards you fucking idiot.

>> No.9659142

>>9659114
>>9659141

Why don't you lovebirds get a room or something?

>> No.9659149

>>9659114
Could you guys just meet, fuck and get it over with?

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>>9659142

>> No.9659163

>>9659141
i haven't lost an argument just because you called me autistic, anon. this is hardly an argument at all - just a factual correction and your furious retaliation thereupon.

>> No.9659290

>>9656830
Lol that's on the menu at 90% of American restaurants bro. Don't kid yourself.

>> No.9659349

>>9655181
my girlfriend's ass . shes american and i fucking love it

>> No.9659362

Fat girl's pussy

>> No.9660229

>>9655937
That’s not being asexual. This is just being a pathetic incel.

A rope is a swift cure if applied around the neck and taken with a quick fall.

>> No.9660346

>>9655441
you can literally find her videos on pornhub. she's got an english accent.

>> No.9660356

Burger with donuts for buns.