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ITT: utterly vile and stupid meme recipes

>> No.9659535

>>9659453
Stoner food, looks fucking baller

>> No.9659547
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9659547

Why are they so fucking obsessed with cream cheese and chives?

>> No.9659555

sushi
id prefer a burger

>> No.9659562
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>> No.9659567

>>9659555
Sushi isn't a meme, you're just a culinarily deprived flyover

>> No.9659569

>>9659547
ok this one is stupid

>> No.9659580

>>9659562
That looks absolutely disgusting, hope thats a joke, yeah it is, can't be serious

>> No.9659613

>>9659562
Looks like something from 1959

>> No.9659651

>>9659567
t. shinzo abe

>> No.9659653
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>>9659547
Absolutely disgusting. At least the first one was kind of creative. This one is just wrong.
>>9659562
Please for the love of fucking christ stop posting this. It is borderline torture. It goes beyond food gore.

>> No.9659665

>>9659453
Good thing they used olive oil with its healthy fats.

>> No.9659672

>>9659665
fun fact: non-flyovers use olive oil for taste, not health reasons.
>>9659547
>>9659453
who do these even appeal to? and why is it always cheddar and cream cheese?

>> No.9659677

>>9659665
>olive oil
>healthy
what kind of nutrition info are they feeding you?

>> No.9659678

>>9659672
''''''''''cheddar''''''''''

>> No.9659683
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>> No.9659695

>>9659678
Even actual cheddar can be pretty bad if it's low quality. orange color is a red flag in my experience

>> No.9659704
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9659704

ITT: a bunch of /v/tards who get triggered by white text, modern decor, and square aspect ratios

>> No.9659707

>>9659547
>>9659453
these aren't disgusting, it's just some weird, overcomplicated take on a baked potato
I'm sure they taste fine despite how "reddity" they are

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>>9659704

>> No.9659728

>>9659672
The appeal is to people who eat potatoes as a vessel for dips and sauces and don't really care about tasting the potato. Most would be embarrassed to eat the dip/sauce alone.

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9659738

>>9659704
now you muthafuckas know how i feel all the damn time

>> No.9659741

What's with the fucking creme cheese? Not 'murrican here, do you guys really add it to stuff for no reason?

>> No.9659748

>>9659741
Its a staple in a lot of dips.

>> No.9659763
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9659763

Don't watch this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Or_anfIJOPs

>> No.9659778

>>9659683
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.9659788

>>9659741
American here. It has no place in any actual cooking except maybe for cheesecake but you do see it called for often in shit-tier "recipes" (read: advertisements) from the back of cans. It's in the same cringe-tier category as green bean casserole.

>> No.9659799

>>9659788
>He's never had a bagel and lox
lol kys palatelet

>> No.9659812

>>9659799
>spreading schmear on a bagel is cooking

>> No.9659815

>>9659812
>Cooking fish and applying it onto a schmear isn't cooking

>> No.9659820

>>9659815
who said anything about cooking the fish? Most people buy it pre-made.

But sure, if you made your own lox that's cooking. Applying it to a bagel? No.

>> No.9659835

>>9659815
I don't know what fucking martian moonbase you crawled out of but there's no cream cheese involved until long after the salmon has been smoked

>> No.9659838

>>9659683
for what fucking reason

>> No.9659843
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>>9659683
That looks good, I love mushrooms, especially on steak. The worst part was how done the steak was, not enough pink. Im sure yall faggots will eat cream of mushroom, but the thought of cream cheese and mushroom makes you vomit. Its got enough shallot and garlic to make it not just taste like cream cheese. Splash those shrooms with some wine and you're good to go. A good way to dress a cheap steak.

>> No.9659862

>>9659763
That's not even the kind of cheese you eat with wine. and why would you drink wine in shots.
The premise is stupid even if you ignore how disgusting it is

>> No.9659873

>>9659862
Most Americans are frightened and intimidated by real cheese

>> No.9659876

>>9659763
oh yeah check out this 'recipe' mm so yummy you guys are gonna love it

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>>9659763
Kim Jong -Un needs to man up and push the fucking button.

>> No.9659912
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>>9659653
Why does anime glorify gross girl bodily functions

>> No.9659944

>>9659912
>implying girls don't throw up cute glittery rainbows
Virgins get out

>> No.9659963

>>9659562
i feel physically ill

>> No.9659979

>>9659912
watching anime girls piss is literally the best thing in the world

>> No.9659990

Wtf is the point of this thread, our webm thread is basically a general for shitty foods already

>> No.9660017

>>9659990
Because people are fucking sick of those at this point. People only post the same handful of them.

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>>9659683
Hey, that doesn't look so baOH GODNO....

>> No.9660316

>>9659453
>>9659453
>that cream cheese
stopped watching there

>> No.9660343

>>9659738
DADDY

>> No.9660377

>>9659763
motherf. MOTHERFUCKING FUCK that bitch fucking fuck FUCK I'm FEELING SOME KIND OF HORMONES RUSHING TO MY BRAIN AND THEYRE NOT OF THE GOOD KIND I WANT TO FUCKING SLAP THIS BITCH FUCKING HELL

>> No.9660391

FUCKING STOP WITH THE CHIVES.

>>9659763
I didn't even fucking make it past the thumbnail.

>>9659741
English-American here. Never heard of even using it in cooking.

>> No.9660421

>>9659453
everything in gif form is a meme recipe, and this in concrete is probably paid by the fucking cheese lobby because everyfuckingthing has cheese in their recipes

>> No.9660428

>>9659763
>when your "processed cheese product" contains so much plastic you can make literal cups out of it

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>>9659683
fucking disgusting

>> No.9660446

>>9659799
t. kike

>> No.9660448

>>9659763
you know is shit when the instagram(tm) boomerang(tm) video start

>> No.9660450

>>9659683
I would probably eat this.

>> No.9660452

>>9659763
what
why
what
wait, what and why
WHAT THE FUCK

>> No.9660460

>>9660437
FUCKING JUMPING JESUS I saw ugly mutants but this kid looks like a spawn of satan, no exaggeration

>> No.9660488

>>9660437
i picture the mother's pussy looking like that kids mouth after birth.

>> No.9660556

>>9659453
It could work, reduce the size and do not add so much cream cheese, then try using real cheese
I hated the cinematography more desu
>>9659547
>>9659562
Now this is why we need a nuclear war

>> No.9660568

>>9659683
>Filled with cheese
>Still dry
How do you fuck up like this?

>> No.9660576

>>9660437
What the fuck is that?

>> No.9660604

>>9659547
The first one wasn't too terrible, but the amount of potato wasted here makes me mad.

>> No.9660631

>>9660604
nothing stopping you using it

>> No.9660768

>>9659547
>I don't know the difference between chives and green onions

>> No.9660818

>>9659683
i actually feel insulted right now,

>> No.9660841

>>9660568
They pre-cut the steak against the grain

>> No.9660860

>>9659562
>grill'em
>slice'em
>string the cheese

I hate this :(

>> No.9660864

>>9659453
I hate Tasty. I once listened to a short interview, and the dumb woman would start off her sentences with, "Here at Tasty..." She held her stupid little Internet sensation to a much higher esteem than she deserved or earned. The fact it's been copied to death makes it even worse.

I hate current food culture. It's been adopted by a bunch of people (i.e. liberals) who failed at real careers, and think that going into the restaurant biz will redeem them. You're cooking food for people that they're going to poop into a toilet. You're _not_ a rock star.

Bourdain wrote a book warning people to stay away, and of course people are completely and utterly fucking stupid and it had the completely opposite intended effect. Of course it did.

>> No.9660870

>>9659683
I like how the Tasty logo pops up at the end as if to say "FAIL".

Tasty = FAIL

>> No.9660879

>>9659547
>>9659453
>>9659683
People would actually enjoy these if they didn't knew how much calories went inside.

>> No.9660881
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>>9659453

>> No.9660884

The worst part is I can't even express how much I hate tasty using normal language. I'm usually able to translate my hatreds into non-autistic language but can't find a way to describe what I hate about tasty without saying that it's facebook tier memes.

>> No.9660888
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>> No.9660889

>>9660884
kek I know what you mean

>> No.9660899

>>9659453
>>9659547
>>9659683
>tfw you can't cook anything without adding cream cheese and chives

>> No.9660901

>>9660881
sort of like a stupid version of meat loaf

>> No.9660912

>>9660881
I'd eat that

>> No.9660914

>>9659763
>how to make cheese shots
>melt cheese into shot molds and let it set
Genius. Pretty sure the entire thing is an as campaign by the company that makes the molds.

>> No.9660917

>>9660888
what the fuck is that yeast shit they keep using?

>> No.9660919
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>>9660917
Google: nooch

Immediately regret doing so

>> No.9660931

>>9660919
It's in Vegemite tho

>> No.9660937

>>9660919
If this dish was like $15-20 I'd probably want to try it. I'd also break the egg using one hand and look at the waiter to see if he was impressed. After finishing it is make a joke about sending my compliments to the chef.

>> No.9660948

>>9660937
you'll be a great dad

>> No.9660996

>>9660884
Well generally speaking, I hate it scores high marks on my trigger lists
>pretentious, sometimes overly complicated recipes
>excessive use of fad or "meme" ingredients
>zippy video edits that make it look like it's running at sub 30 fps
>Mediocre cooking techniques when visible

Not to mention, of course, that they're marketed and made to be shared among the most basic THOTS and normies who think they're good cooks. No, youre not quirky or original for going against the grain and making an "interesting" dish, you're just shallow and cant allow your cooking to speak for itself.

If I ever ask for a baked potato and I get one of these starchy cream cheese abominations I'm sending someone to the hospital.

>> No.9661004

>>9660996
>No, youre not quirky or original for going against the grain and making an "interesting" dish, you're just shallow and cant allow your cooking to speak for itself.
4chan hating on women doing interesting things again, i see.

>> No.9661030

>>9661004
>interesting
A better word would be 'horrifying'

>> No.9661054

>>9659547

how many of these do americans eat in a sitting?

>> No.9661128

>>9659683
Again with the ceam cheese.

>> No.9661139

>>9661054
Six. Didn't you watch the video? It says it right at the beginning

>> No.9661234

>>9659547
I lost it when he wrapped the bacon

>> No.9661253

>>9660437
this is a blue board you moron, don't post jump scares

>> No.9661333

>>9660437
ahegao

>> No.9661433

>>9660870
People stopped saying "fail" in 2009. Please get with the times.

>> No.9661508

>>9659547
>starts wrapping bacon around it
Alright, count me out.

>> No.9661518
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>>9659683
when will the cream cheese meme end

>> No.9661523

>>9661518
When Americans go extinct

>> No.9661557

>>9661518
when did it start?

>> No.9661577

>>9661557
probably with the paleo cucks

>> No.9661837

>>9660996
I wouldn't be comfortable saying any more than half of that to people without risking coming off as an autist. I think the only complaint I can share is that the recipes don't have a good end product compared to the effort they require and the calories they pack.

Something like a butter burger is a much better calorie bomb than their cream cheese abominations.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAUpelESAXo

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>>9659453
>>9659547
These are the same damn dishes just prepared differently, what the fuck.

>> No.9661891
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>>9659763
>shots of wine
This is basic bitchery on a new level.

>> No.9661943

>>9659763
sooooo yummmy! made these for a party and they were a huge hit! will definitely add them to my party food roster

>> No.9662015

>>9659763
wine and cheese doesnt include fucking kraft singles

>> No.9662021

>>9660888
Again vegans emulating food instead of creating their own
>>9660919
Noble idea, but it was doomed from the start
>You want people to prepare their own food. That means that it has to be something simple, not only because the whole point is to teach people that cooking is not some arcane art, but so commensals don't leave the experience feeling overly incapable
>But you, as a chef, want to also give them a culinary experience, so the food has to be worth the money
So at the end you get people sprinkling a lot of pre-prepared ingredients over what, no matter what you do to it, will always be a fried egg

>> No.9662060

>>9659763
>cheddar cheese and wine shots

I wonder how many basic bitches posted this disgusting shit on instagram thinking they were so clever and unique.

Is this what happens when club sluts grow up and want to appear sophisticated?

>> No.9662076

>>9660917
nutritional yeast, they use it in a bunch of stuff because it tastes salty as fuck. they also use cashews in everything
>blend cashews and nutri yeast together = vegan parmesan cheese!
Most of these vegan recipies are Frankenstein monsters of cuisine

>> No.9662086

>>9659741
It's good for spreading on things, like toast, but yeah, rarely used in cooking.

>> No.9662092

What is it with the fucking chives? Is that the only herb they have in America? What about parsley, tarragon, oregano, coriander, thyme, etc?

>> No.9662096

>>9659453
It's standard baked potato ingredients, except the cream cheese is a little overkill.

>> No.9662109

>>9660884

I fucking hate tasty because they can't make anything without needing a fucking pound of cheese. Every video boils down to "what mundane easy dish can we add a block of cream cheese to this time?"

>> No.9662111

>>9662086
It’s extremely commonly used in cooking you dingus.

>> No.9662129

Just by looking at this thread it seems these meme videos get a lot of (you)s

It would seem there's not much difference between Reddit and 4chan huh.

>> No.9662142

>>9661837

What the fuck that wasn't cooked at all, and how much god damn butter do you need

>> No.9662203

>>9661837
>wow
>a burger
>with butter, onions and cheese
>so weird
>i'm skeptical
>wow tastes soooo awesome
>who knew, right?
its a fucking normal burger with butter instead of mayo, this guy is treating it like they discovered a new element.

>> No.9662210

>>9662092
american food doesn't really use herbs at all (outside of fine dining context). cilantro is for mexican, oregano is for pizza. chives are pretty much specifically for baked potatoes.

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>>9660860
Going to bump this just so everyone else on /ck/ can be disgusted too.

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>>9661943
FUCKING INSTAGRAM NORMIES GET OUT

>> No.9662309

>>9662291
clearly a joke, or b8, either way you fail

>> No.9662324

>>9659683
it went to hell when the cream cheese appeared

>> No.9662333

>>9659567
>taking the obvious bait

>> No.9662337

>>9662309
Woosh

>> No.9662354

>>9659683
>mmmm those are some tasty looking mus-
>OH SHIT NIGGA WHAT ARE YOU DOING
>OH GOD SOME MUCH CREAM CHEESE
>DEAR GOD NO

>> No.9662392

>>9660881
Ketofags need to be stopped. Eating that much bacon is not good.

>> No.9662396

>>9659763
This reminds me of a tasty video for barbeque pineapple baked chicken, yum! It was literally just put raw chicken in a dish, add sauce, add pineapple, bake. Incredible.

>> No.9662425

>>9660017
So then they make a new thread and post the same videos?

>> No.9662472

>>9659547
wouldn't it just be easier to do twice baked potatoes and mix in the bacon/chives/cheese with the potato you take out of the skin
this seems overly complicated and less tasty than that would be

>> No.9662474

>>9660919
Where does this came from?

>> No.9662510

>>9659683
This recipe annoys me, but I would probably still eat this.

>> No.9662515

>>9661333
you are a very bad man but i laughed

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>>9659979

>> No.9662549

>>9660888
>Exceedingly Vegan
for what pvrpose

>> No.9662555

>>9661837
It's a burger made with butter, and he's "skeptical". Wanna smack that dad bod in the gabber.

>> No.9662727

>>9659763
I'm pretty sure this is a parody.
I remember seeing this girl in a comedy tutorial sketch where she stalks her boyfriend and kills some girl thinking it's his mistress or something.

Or maybe it wasn't her, I don't really know, arr rook same to me.

>> No.9662816

>>9659873
Because some 'real' cheese smel!s like rotten ass.

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>>9662816
>smel!s
Do you have a fucking phobia of words with repeating letters?

>> No.9662896

>>9662891
please don't tell me you actually type out sm*lls on sites

>> No.9662959

>>9659683
Bunch of faggots pretending like they wouldn't eat this. The steak was a bit overdone but beyond that the recipe is fine. Even this whole elitist faggotry regarding steak temperature is pure faggotry. A well done steak is still tasty if not as tasty as rare or medium rare. It's all just a bunch of posturing and bandwagoning by stupid fucking nerds.

>> No.9662967

>>9659453
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJHA_jMfCvEnv-3kRjTCQXw

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>>9662896

>> No.9663144

>>9659547
DUDE WHAT IF WE MADE BAKED POTATOES 50000000x TIMES MORE LABOR INTENSIVE THAN THEY NEED TO BE

>> No.9663178
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>> No.9663183

>>9662816
>>9662896
why are americans like this

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>>9663183

>> No.9663192

>>9663178
it actually took someone telling me "dude watch it to the end, it's explicitly parody" to realize it wasn't parody because I always got too disgusted to watch it all the way through

most food meme pages are ACTUALLY like this

>> No.9663202

>>9662060
>Is this what happens when club sluts grow up and want to appear sophisticated?
boomer housewives already drink red wine by the gallon pretending it's "healthy" or "sophisticated" as it is

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>>9663190
why do americans party by laying on the floor?

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>>9659763
>that prolapse at 0:30

>> No.9663233

>>9661333
i raffed

>> No.9663234

>>9660881
>salt
>salt in bacon
>salt in soy sauce

>> No.9663237

>>9659562
How is that supposed to be good opposed to just eating grilled cheese on its own while sipping some alcohol in between bites? What is wrong with those people

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>>9659763
>shots of wine
>pre shredded shit cheese
>cheddar cheese with wine
Everything about this is just awful.

>> No.9663248

>>9660888
What about an egg is attractive to a vegan? Shouldn't they be offended by the idea of eating an embryo? Or does it just look too 'yummy'?

>> No.9663255

>>9660919
>you'll be surprised how many people have t cracked an egg, you see sweat on their forehead
This guy hands people a raw egg and a dish on a bed of hay, then acts like they're nervous because they haven't seen an egg before. The definition of a smartass.

>> No.9663263

>>9661004
Being a basic bitch is not interesting, it's irritating. I dare you to find one single person on this planet who has ever made a recipe like that without filming themselves while doing it. It's all for show.

>> No.9663270

>>9659580
>>9659613
>>9659653
>>9659963
>>9660556
>>9660860
>>9663237
>t. never had a Bloody Mary

>> No.9663276

>>9663270
I just want to know how a grilled cheese soaked in vodka is appetizing. We all know about bloody marys, what's fucked up is the roundabout showoff preparation that doesn't even come out better than what already works.

>> No.9663286

>>9663237
>What is wrong with those people
being american

>>9663270
you say that like bloody marys arent garbage for boomer housewives trying to be ""healthy"" by drinking salted vodka with a drop of clamato in it

>> No.9663287

>>9663276
I just want to know how Worcestershire sauce, salt, and Tabasco with vodka is appetizing. We all know about grilled not stireds, what's fucked up is the roundabout showoff preparation that doesn't even come out better than what already works.

>> No.9663292

>>9660888
Imagine going this far to emulate an egg

>> No.9663296

>>9663286
I had no idea there was a stereotype about Bloody Marys, but they're good for once in a blue moon

>> No.9663306

>>9663292
there's no way it tastes like an egg, all those vegan substitutes fall way short of the food they are imitating.

>> No.9663307

>>9663287
That's very clever of you, but I think toasted broad soaked in alcohol might come out soggy.

>> No.9663320

>>9659453
>>9659547
I don't get why either of these exist when you can just make twice baked potatoes instead with the same ingredients.

>> No.9663324

>>9663320
Because that wouldn't get the clicks. It's labor for showboating and impressing hipsters, not labor for the food itself

>> No.9663336

>>9663287
f l y o v e r s

>> No.9663339

>>9663248
sliced egg is trendy so they try very hard to make "vegan eggs" that are usually a bunch of spiced or colored powders mixed with water

theres no actual egg in that image

>>9663263
most western white women do this shit for their dumb hen parties

its typical american no-history no-class shenanigans. it's a bunch of dumbass children playing at being adults. "vodka is grown up, rite??" so instead of having a sensible drink they just pour vodka over their kiddy grilled cheese

>> No.9663349

>>9663238
>pre shredded

did you even watch it anon

>> No.9663350

>>9661004
As a woman your comment offends me. Never mistake fads for interesting cooking again.

>> No.9663352

>>9663350
normally id say "tits or gtfo" but this time ill just defer to "gtfo"

>> No.9663383

Don't talk shit about potato tornadoes you fucker

The real meme recipe is

Well, anything containing bacon bits

>> No.9663414

>>9659562
I'm a bartender and find this absolutely disgusting, but oddly creative. I'd try it just because of the thought put into it, but i wouldn't be surprised when i puke.

>> No.9663440

>>9663296
There isn't, unless you're trash trying to feel better about yourself. Then you make something up.

>> No.9663445

>>9660881
Not that bad desu

>> No.9663451
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>> No.9663453

>>9660888
>spend 80 dollars on all the niche shit they used just to emulate a piece of bread with an avocado and egg. Fucking soyboys

>> No.9663467

>>9663451
>trumps skillet

>> No.9663488

>>9663451
do yuropoors really only eat one egg

>> No.9663494

>>9663451
Excluding the sin of that bloody overcooked egg I could actually use one of these

>> No.9663515

>>9659562
>tomato juice cube
Lost so hard

>> No.9663546

>>9663451
>t-the food CANNOT TOUCH

What is this autism

>> No.9663605

>>9659683
Holy shit why do american add cream cheese to every fucking thing?

>> No.9663614

>>9663605
They finally got bored of avocados

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>>9663178
Whats the deal with white people and pumpkin spice?

>> No.9663657

>>9659683
This is perfectly fine and resembles American-style beef stroganoff.

>> No.9663774

The most vile shit tier dish I've seen this year was a platter of storebought slav bread ring thingies called sushki, which on their own are pretty good, but a friend's gf put a ball of minced meat on each, dusted them with shredded cheese and sort of baked them i guess, but I think she actually used a microwave. True marriage material that girl I tell you what.

>> No.9663782

>>9659453
Wait. Wouldn't the potato just fall apart the minute you tried to scoop up that "dip" with it?

>> No.9663802

>>9661333
FUck I lost, good sport mate.

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:)

>> No.9663868
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>>9663861
:) :)

>> No.9663884

>>9663861
>>9663868
>pretentious shits

>> No.9663891

>>9663178
Jesus this was too well done. If it wasn't for that ending it would be indistinguishable from what it is parodying.

>> No.9663932

>>9659547
Why is this vile? It's a fucking baked potato with only completely normal additions.

>>9659683
WHY THE FUCK DID THEY ADD CREAM CHEESE TO STEAK?!

>> No.9663995

>>9659547
Spring onions are not chives, you retard.

>> No.9664085

>>9662727
I remember seeing this too a few months ago.
IIRC it starts as a typical tutorial but gets progressively deranged, and it alternates between her being the "crazy girlfriend" and the recipe steps.

I tried searching for it but didn't find anything since it's not supposed to be apparent that it's a comedy video until some time in the video.

Maybe someone here has seen it and knows how to find it (besides watching all her videos obviously).

>> No.9664256
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>>9660888
>anything starting with avocado

>> No.9664281

>>9662959
i would eat it, if it wasn't for the cream cheese, the pre-seasoned steak that's only grilled from one side because you don't want burned cream cheese diarrhea.

a normal mushroom steak is made with cream, not cream cheese. maybe consistency might be easier achievable that way but you already put in egg yolk anyway, so i see no reason for it. i also hate cream cheese, fucking disgusting

>> No.9664292

>>9663546
I don't think sharia allows it

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>>9664292

>> No.9664341

>>9662474
Its Rene Redzepi from Noma in Copenhagen, was no 1 in the San Pelligrino top 50 list a couple of years ago. I think its now L'Osteria Francescana with Massimo Bottura.

>> No.9664374

>>9660919
I would love to do this

>> No.9664389

>>9663451
what is the point of separating them when they all just touch on the plate anyway???????????????

>> No.9664402

>>9664374
Buy an egg and some butter then.

I've been wanting to go to Noma for a while but I just don't want to put up with that kind of bullshit. I want my expensive food prepared by a real chef before it's brought to me.

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>>9660437
Huh, I didn´t know humans and rabbids could crossdbreed.

>> No.9664431

>>9664341
>no 1 in the San Pelligrino top 50
Good news they throw him out completely

>> No.9664735

>>9663451
>automatic 12 replies

>> No.9664764

>>9663451
This is such a pointless invention, but the end result is not that bad. I would eat it

>>9663488
Why would you want more than one? Have you seen how much other food is on the plate, you fat fucking yank? The egg is one of the least exciting components anyway

>> No.9664774

>>9663861
that's a fucking croque madame

>> No.9664845

>>9663782
Yes. It's a shitty "recipe."

>> No.9664879

>>9660437
is that cosmo?

>> No.9664899

>>9664389
easier to flip without makign a mess

also the beans should rightfully be in their own little compartment because of the 'gravy'

>> No.9664908

>>9659979
Show proof

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>>9659453
This recipe is retarded but hasselback potatoes are the most elevated form of the baked potato. It takes an extra minute per potato to do the cuts and makes them 100x better.

>> No.9664968

>>9660888
>It tastes just like a real egg. You won't even notice the difference.

>> No.9664987

>>9661004
I just hate women as a general rule. They can prove the exceptions to me.

>> No.9665006

>>9659683
looks over cooked and hard to eat... fucking gross

>> No.9665008

>>9663292
This. What the fuck? Few of those ingredients are commonly available outside major cities and you just spent at least 45 minutes making a fucking hardboiled egg that not only won't taste like one, but has a ton of ingredients and you have to clean a blender for no reason.

Just buy eggs and stop whining about your cult.

>> No.9665010

>>9663861
>>9663868
/ck/ used to pump these out all the time.

I miss them.

>> No.9665023

>>9663234
It's ok! they put in some parsley to offset all the sodium!

>> No.9665030

>>9663307
You don't eat the vodka soaked grilled cheese ya dingus.

>> No.9665056

>>9665030
its served along with the drink, what makes you think you dont eat it? aside from it being disgusting and soggy

>> No.9665066

>>9663451
i dont think the shot of the sausage dipping in the egg is phallic enough

>> No.9665076

>>9663307
>toasted broad soaked in alcohol
You can get one of those for free from the local pub when it closes

>> No.9665104

>>9664774
no it's not
except for bread and egg they have nothing in common

>> No.9665113

>>9664926
I always thought they looked appealing, but when I tried one, actually in the hasselbacken, it was a huge letdown
Half of it was dry, the other was leathery, I prefer a normal baked potatoe

>> No.9665132

>>9659763
someone kill me

>> No.9665136

>>9665056
it's a separately made grilled cheese.

>> No.9665151

>>9660864
With that logic musicians aren't rock stars either because they just play music you're going to wax out your ears.

>> No.9665155

>>9665113
That's really weird. You should try making them yourself.

>Clean potatoes
>Cut as seen in that awful Tasty video, most of the way through, chopsticks, wooden spoons, or a careful hand all work
>Rub with oil or melted butter and salt, pepper, seasonings of your choice
>Put in a glass or metal dish or on a sheet in a hot oven, idk, like 400 for 30 minutes
>Baste with oil/butter again, return to 400 degree oven for 30 minutes
>>If doing toppings, take out after 25 minutes, add cheese/bacon bits/whatever, then return to the oven for 5 minutes.

You get soft, fluffy baked-potato insides, and crispy french-fry-like outsides with extra edges.

>> No.9665191

>>9665155
I doubt I'll be any better at making them than the people who invented them
But I guess it can't hurt to try, got some lamb in the fridge anyway and it'll probably make a good side
thanks for the recipe mate

>> No.9665304

>>9663861
Swap the American cheese for something actually good and you're on.

>> No.9665455

>>9661333
oh no

>> No.9665470

>>9659453
this is just a deconstructed loaded potato; it's fine to not like loaded potatoes but i wouldn't call it a meme recipe. it's not that fringe or gimmicky.

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>>9665470
>deconstructed
I hate that word

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>>9665472

>> No.9665539

>>9659763
this is so bad

they forgot the bacon

>> No.9665628

>>9660919
Just link youtube instead of shitty useless soundless webms.

https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=noma+restaurant

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>>9660860

>> No.9665760

>>9659799
CUZ MY SEX JUNK IS SO OH OH OH

>> No.9665765

>all this tasty hate

well deserved
I had them and other look-a-like pages on facebook and instagram being followed until it started to become evident it was always meme recipes that ALWAYS had bread, cream, cheese or pasta or fucking all of them

>> No.9665817

>>9665472

YAMERO!!!

>> No.9665841

>>9659453
All of these videos and recipes are "Let's mix all the strong flavors in british cuisine and add cream cheese.

>> No.9665855

>>9665472
honestly, I'd unironically eat that ice cream. wouldn't pay any more than 2.50 for it, but I'd eat it.
and toasted twinkie? that's an idea I did not yet have, and it sounds like it might be good. maybe.

>> No.9665866

>>9659763
>Fucking shit tier cheese
>Nuke it in the microwave
>Stink up your silicon mold

Fucking just end my life

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>>9665472
>>9665855
look at it, it's fine. a tad silly, but perfectly fine.

>> No.9665895

>>9663451
Who the fuck dicks sausage into eggs like that?
Jesus christ we nuked the wrong country.

>> No.9665917

>>9660437
serious question, do you think it would be humane to euthanize her? imagine her suffering.

>> No.9665923

>>9660919
this man is separating fools from their money. there is absolutely nothing wrong with that. kudos to him.

>> No.9665931

>>9659683

This video is the reason that God doesn't talk to us anymore

>> No.9665936

>>9663868
>>9663861
this look good, am i missing anything?

>> No.9665938
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>>9659763
the subhuman hosting the video ruined it for me

>> No.9665939

>>9665472
reminds me of soul kitchen
great movie btw

>> No.9665946

>>9665871
>a tad silly,
it is a parody, that was the point, dum dum.

>> No.9665965

>>9665946
Is there any indication that he didn’t know that?

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>>9663467
IMPEACH

>> No.9666282

>>9665917
its a normal person or normal IQ, 100% normal in every way except for the scrambled egg face.
So, yes she knows shes ugly so leave it up to her to end her suffering.

>> No.9666669

>>9660919
What is hay oil?

>> No.9666722

>>9666669
Probably just hay and oil blended together then strained thoroughly

>> No.9666970

>>9659567
t.epic memer

>> No.9667063 [DELETED] 

>>9666666

>> No.9667617

>>9660919
>"OMG Sarah, can you believe this d-bag left behind a 15% tip on his $500 bill?"

>> No.9668110

>>9659547
No!

>> No.9668291

>>9665936
The first one is literally just unnecessarily complicated grilled cheese.

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>>9659763

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>>9659562
jesus christ, im trying to drink right now and i actually feel like puking because of this

>> No.9668410

>>9659799
gas yourself schlomo

>> No.9668424

>>9659843
Kagura is the best! I love her!

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>>9659562
WhAt ThE FuCk

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>>9659672
My girlfriend has this... dish. She calls it Crack Chicken and it's literally boneless skinless chicken breast, a brick of cream cheese, chopped up bacon and some sour cream i think all cooked for hours in a crock pot.

I refuse to let her make it after having it once, it had no use as a dish. Not a dip, not for sandwiches, not even as fucking dog food.

>> No.9668459

>>9668451
a-any spices or just those 4 ingredients?

>> No.9668476

>>9668459
get a hold of yourself

>> No.9668572

>>9668459
Salt, pepper (a fuck ton but at least it's freshly cracked), garlic powder, onion powder and tony chacherie's i think. It's ends up being the saltiest, most over cooked shredded chicken held together with glue.

>> No.9668615

>>9663868
Is that actually under $5?

At a store that isn't the dollar tree, I'd say no because shitty sliced bread is oddly expensive, soup is like a dollar and none of the rest comes in small enough portions.

If it assumes you keep things like bread and cheese and butter around anyway, what was the point of mentioning how cheap it is.

>> No.9668659

>>9668615
Oh. The end of the thought about stores not the dollar tree was, I'm not sure they sell non-aerosolized cheese at the dollar tree.

>> No.9668669

>>9661837
> I think the only complaint I can share is that the recipes don't have a good end product compared to the effort they require and the calories they pack.


Well said.

>> No.9668716

>>9661508
cant hit the front page if it dont have bacon in it

>> No.9668722

>>9660448
that shit triggered me more than the actual cheese

>> No.9668724

>>9659613
not enough clear gelatin

>> No.9668729

>>9663248
they arent vegans for the health or moral implications, just so they can say they are

>> No.9668825

>>9662015
>>9663238
You can see her shredding the cheese herself.
>>9660428
Processed cheese doesn't separate like that when it melts.

The video is utterly disgusting, but this place is full of morons pretending to be snobs.

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>>9660437

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>>9668852

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>>9659547
>scoops out all the potato
>puts a bunch of shit in it
>raps it with bacon
is this american food?

>> No.9668947

>>9668940
>raps
kys my dude

>> No.9668954

>>9668940
>Meme food being made fun of on a primarily American website
Can you stop being OBSESSED long enough to think before you ask stupid questions?

>> No.9668957

>>9668947
you dont rap your food?

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>>9668940

>> No.9669177

>>9659704
Squares are the devils shape.

>> No.9669178

>>9659763
The recipe did not really bother me. I might even try it.
The shit aftwrwards made me feel repulsed though.

>> No.9669220

>>9659763
>wine shots
Why? For what reason? Whose twisted, sick mind came up with that?

>> No.9669224

>>9661333
Trips and dark humour, fantastic

>> No.9669241

>>9659547
My biggest problem with this one is the wasted potato. Should have mixed the scooped out potato with the filling mixture at least...

>> No.9669252

>>9659547
And I thought the first one was a shit ton of calories...

>> No.9669262

>>9660919
>Guests make the food themselves
>We tell them what to do

>> No.9669303

>>9668615
It's possible if you have an alternative fat for frying or just dry fry. 12 processed cheese slices $3, loaf of shit sliced white bread $1, can of condensed tomato soup 80c. But with both dairy items it's not possible.

>> No.9669311

>>9669241
or just use it for something else

it's not wasted potato just because it's currently unused potato

>> No.9669329

>>9663488
Brits don't even count as Europeans

t.Australian

>> No.9669361

>>9660881
They didn't show the part where they tilted the pan to drain the half-gallon of grease.

>> No.9669385

>>9659453
Scalloped potatoes are great. I'd imagine the chip version of them would be great as well.

>> No.9669397

>>9669385
everyone in this thread would eat the shit out of that and you're the first one to acknowledge it. this board is so fucking pathetic

>> No.9669402

>>9665841
>british cuisine
that's a textbook american dish

>> No.9669406

>>9668572
>freshly cracked

when will this meme die?

>> No.9669408

>>9669406
freshly cracked black pepper has a ton more flavour and pepperiness

>> No.9669409

>>9663451
I kinda like this because some parts like the Hash Browns use more oil and you can contain that better

>> No.9669411

>>9665151
I would actually agree with that, though. They're overpaid.

>> No.9669413

>>9659741
The easy way to make all kinds of dips is just adding stuff to creme cheese and blending it a bit.

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>>9669406

>> No.9669426

>>9669411
overpaid by what metric
the vast majority of gigs played by musicians aren't paid at all

>> No.9669435

>>9659683
these should just have a countdown to the introduction of cream chease

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>>9659763
>"I know you guys are going to love this recipe"
>microwaved cheese
>recipe

>> No.9669521

>>9669426
>overpaid by what metric
The same metric used by all tards: they only see the big-name acts at the top of the charts. For some reason they think that all musicians are multi-millionaires.

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>>9663631

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>>9665895

>> No.9669601

>>9663631
>white people

Who taught this nigger to use the internet?

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>>9669406

>> No.9669805

>>9669361
then collecting it to cook eggs for tomorrows breakfast

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>>9660437
>>9661333

>> No.9670918

>>9660917

Nutritional yeast. It tastes sort of savory, salty, a little cheesy, lots of protein per tablespoon. Non-vegan Americans get all uppity about it, but then go and use the cans of 'parmesan' that are literally 50% wood pulp.

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>>9665628
>all those people defending him in the comments

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